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Australia set Sri Lanka 335 to win: Cricket World Cup 2019 – live!

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7th over: Sri Lanka 53-0 (Karunaratne 37, K Perera 15) Target 335 I tell you what, Sri Lanka aren’t mucking around here. After taking a look at Behrendorff’s first over and feeling their way through it unsuccessfully, they collect 13 this time to keep the good times rolling. Rotating the strike early in the over, Karunaratne safely hooks a bumper away for four then - in a repeat of the previous set - inside edges the next to the rope as well! He keeps the strike with a clip and the Sri Lankan fans are making a LOT of noise. Don’t forget, this is where they chased down a decent Indian tally in 2017 Champions Trophy - three wickets down.

“Settling in for the evening here, Cricket and Crierium du Dauphiné,” emails Damien McLean. “I think Australia has done enough but Sri Lanka would like to make a statement even if they don’t make the semi-finals. Disappointing once again from the middle order after a great start from the top. I’m not the biggest Shaun Marsh fan, even though I know he has seemed at his best in ODI’s of late, but replacing Marcus Stoinis? I don’t think so... Cover for the top order, where you have time to get yourself in, I get that. Not at 6 though. Thoughts? Who could be a better inclusion? Maybe Mitchell Marsh if they take Stoinis out of the squad? Shuffle Warner to 6, Khawaja to open and SMarsh to first drop? I doesn’t seem to be sitting right at the moment anyhow. Thanks for your work.”

6th over: Sri Lanka 40-0 (Karunaratne 25, K Perera 14) Target 335 Pat Cummins has by far the most dot balls in the tournament so far (159 of them before today, Archer in second place about 30 or so behind) but he’s going around a little bit today to begin. Karunaratne does as Perera did from this end a couple of overs ago, pulling a short ball away to the rope with real authority. Shot. A top ball in response from Cummins, jagging back and collecting an inside edge, but it misses the stumps and runs away for four more. Cummins changes up to go around the wicket, Karunaratne keeping the strike with deflecting one to third man.

5th over: Sri Lanka 30-0 (Karunaratne 16, K Perera 14) Target 335 Behrendorff starts his World Cup career with an excellent over from the Pavilion End. His left arm pace has been so effective in white-ball cricket for WA over many years, between various injuries. He twice beats the bat of Karunaratne and is also up for a leg before shout when going beyond his inside edge. The maiden is spoiled by Sri Lanka’s skipper from the final ball, clipping one. Still, a lovely set to begin.

“Afternoon Adam.” Hello Brian Withington. “The Sri Lankan openers appear determined not to die wondering. In passing, how can this possibly be the last use of the Oval in the tournament - surely some mistake?”

4th over: Sri Lanka 30-0 (Karunaratne 15, K Perera 14) Target 335 Cummins is back to his happy place as the artificial light completely takes over. It’s very, very dark. Perera picks out the fielders on the off side a couple of times before getting down the other end via an inside edge. Karunaratne’s turn, who is beaten outside the off stump when missing a cut shot, more convincing to finish with three off the front foot to cover. A tiny bit of rain falls at the end of the over as well. Surely not...

3rd over: Sri Lanka 26-0 (Karunaratne 12, K Perera 13) Target 335 Starc reverts to the toes and helmet approach after Karunaratne takes another couple from a length ball, this time to point. The yorker he sends down hits the radar at 90mph, nearly flooring the captain, then cramping him with a short one to finish. Better.

2nd over: Sri Lanka 24-0 (Karunaratne 10, K Perera 13) Target 335 This is a superb start! “A statement is being made early,” says Mel Jones on TV and she’s spot on, Karunaratne tucking three to square, Perera smashing four to midwicket then slapping again for four more! Stand and deliver stuff, all off the front foot.

1st over: Sri Lanka 12-0 (Karunaratne 7, K Perera 4) Target 335 The skipper is off the mark first up with one to third man, albeit off the outside edge. Starc pulls out of his approach from the next ball before giving Perera enough width to cut a boundary to get his own afternoon underway. It was uppish but there is nobody at point. “I like the tempo of this stroke,” says Kumar Sangakkara on TV. I spoke to the Sri Lankan great on the radio call earlier today and it is fair to say he isn’t a fan of the current domestic set up in his homeland. Back to Starc, who slips a quicker ball past Perera’s inside edge, appealing for lbw, but it is denied with Finch also denying his quick a review. Karunaratne finishes with four of his own, timing a wonderfully timed punch off the back foot to the point rope. Excellent start.

The players are on the field. Dimuth Karunaratne and Kusal Perera are opening for the Sri Lankans, Mitch Starc starting Australia off from the pavilion end. PLAY!

Afternoon. Thanks, JP.33 in the final five overs wasn’t quite what Australia were hoping for after Finch, Smith and Maxwell toyed with the Sri Lankans for the ten overs prior, but they still will be satisfied with 334/7 having bee sent in at the toss. Some magnificent death bowling prevented a final surge, Udana especially classy.

If Australia can defend this, it will move them to outright first on the table as we near the middle of the group stage. For Sri Lanka’s part, chasing 335 down will move then into equal second (on points, not net run rate), would you believe.

That was a peculiar old innings from Australia wasn’t it?

Finch and Warner looked in superb touch to begin with - the skipper in particular with his elegant drives within the V - before the introduction of de Silva slowed their momentum. Like a cyclist running out of puff riding uphill Australia just seemed unable to do anything to jolt themselves out of their growing slumber, one that accounted for the uncharacteristically somnolent Warner (26) and Khawaja (10).

50th over: Australia 334-7 (Maxwell 46, Starc 5) Perera to bowl the final over of the innings and it begins brilliantly with four singles and a two before Maxwell manipulates a boundary through midwicket from the final delivery. Weirdly, Sri Lanka will probably head to the interval the more upbeat of the two sides following that performance in the death overs. Still, Australia have more than enough runs to assure themselves of a semi-final berth.

49th over: Australia 324-7 (Maxwell 40, Starc 1) Superb death overs bowling from Udana and backed up by his own superb fielding. Not the conclusion to Australia’s innings that they were looking for.

Bad to worse for Australia. Another Udana yorker collected in his follow through but this time he throws down the striker’s stumps and Cummins is out for a golden duck. The ball between that and the previous run out almost bagged a wicket too but the thick edge that spiraled off Maxwell’s bat just cleared Angelo Mathews in the gully.

Australia’s late-innings collapse continues apace. Carey is the latest to go, run out brilliantly by Udana, the bowler gathering a superb yorker in his follow through, spinning and, on his knees, throwing down the non-striker’s stumps.

48th over: Australia 317-5 (Maxwell 34, Carey 4) Another excellent death over by Malinga, seven from it, and it would have been tighter than that but for some questionable Sri Lankan fielding.

Aust are gathering in strength, but they are still having moments that shouldn't be happening in a first grade game let alone a World Cup. SMarsh's innings, in completely foreign circumstances for him, the latest #AUSvSL#CWC19

Terrific over by Udana, like Malinga before him landing a host of slower balls and yorkers to deny Australia any boundaries then jagging the wicket of a frustrated Marsh at the end of it, holding out to midwicket after labouring to just three runs from nine balls.

47th over: Australia 310-5 (Maxwell 31)

The #UniverseBoss is ready for #INDvPAK. pic.twitter.com/pcm9pfsa7b

46th over: Australia 306-4 (Maxwell 29, Marsh 2) After the carnage of the previous over Sri Lanka will be overjoyed at Malinga’s ability to concede just three singles and a leg-bye in a set full of yorkers and change-ups.

So far in this World Cup Glenn Maxwell has attacked 80% of the first 15 balls in his innings and has scored at 12.50 runs per over in that period of his innings - the highest run rate of any player in that phase. #CWC19

45th over: Australia 302-4 (Maxwell 27, Marsh 1) Oi oi! It’s Maxy magic time! 22 from Pradeep’s over. He begins short so Maxwell slaps it like a forehand smash wide of long on. The second is length and goes the journey over the bowler’s head. The third is dug out for a dot but the fourth is whipped with immense bottom hand force for four through midwicket. Ball five is a full toss carted through cow corner and salt is rubbed into the wound with a top edged pull over the keeper four more.

44th over: Australia 280-4 (Maxwell 5, Marsh 1) Well, that was unexpected. A wicket and just five runs from that Malinga over. Australia’s inability to put together a full 50 over innings is again coming back to haunt them.

Bosh! Vintage Malinga. Perfectly executed yorker from around the wicket to Smith and even the very best struggle to play them. Two quick wickets to Sri Lanka and that may buy them some hope at the innings break.

Excellent knock from Smith. Not only his 73 runs but his ability to play as Finch’s foil and add some impetus to the innings following the lacklustre displays of Warner and Khawaja.

43rd over: Australia 275-3 (Smith 73, Maxwell 1) Well played skipper. A massive individual knock and with the good grace to allow us a few overs of Glenn Maxwell before the close.

@JPHowcroft This is a pretty poor effort by Sri Lanka. Slow in the field, going through the motions. The best you can say for them is that they turned up. Barely.

No double century for Finch. He fails to pick an Udana slower ball and his mighty heave skews off the top edge and into the hands of Karunaratne at cover. Superb innings nonetheless featuring some exquisite timing, brutal hitting, and no shortage of patience as well. Top stuff.

42nd over: Australia 269-2 (Finch 152, Smith 69) Can Malinga stem the bleeding? No. Finch stands and delivers, muscling the ball through midwicket for four then Smith scythes a mighty blow across the line, sending the ball miles over cow corner accompanied by the sweetest “clack” you could wish to hear. That was pure ball striking.

41st over: Australia 255-2 (Finch 137, Smith 62) Smith may be the most awkward batsman in the world to bowl to once set. He ends up in such unfamiliar positions at the crease which allows him to work the ball to indefensible areas. Pradeep does nothing wrong at the start of his ninth over but a leg stump yorker ends up beating square-leg for four then length on off stump disappears to the third-man boundary. A single brings Finch on strike and with it creativity replaced by brute force. Poor Pradeep has nowhere to go as Finch wallops him over cover for a one bounce four then pulls him disdainfully for four more.

40th over: Australia 237-2 (Finch 137, Smith 53) Here we go! Finch has been winding up for a few overs now and he enters tee-off beast mode with a mighty heave across the line, depositing Perera into the stand behind square leg. He follows that up with a powerful cut for four.

39th over: Australia 224-2 (Finch 126, Smith 51) Pradeep’s back for another dart but he’s powerless to stop the insatiable Steve Smith from reaching his eighth 50 in ten World Cup matches. He might have been out of international cricket for a year but he hasn’t missed a beat on his return. Impossible to bowl to and his intent has revitalised Australia’s innings.

FIFTY! Another half-century for Steve Smith. His past 10 World Cup knocks:

95 v AFG
72 v SL
65 v PAK
105 v IND
56* v NZ
18 v AFG
73 v WI
69 v IND
10 v PAK
50* and counting v SL #CWC19pic.twitter.com/okdlrwKFk5

38th over: Australia 218-2 (Finch 122, Smith 49) This partnership is operating effectively at the moment. Smith is happy to rotate the strike and Finch is happy to smite boundaries, the latest a sledgehammer of a square drive. Remember when I asked if he could make 200+?

In response to Stephen Barnes (35th over) the mysterious Yum has an answer. “The former is the most heinous possible for the bowling side which is obvious if a wicket falls. Further logic would say that a front foot no ball would rate fairly highly on the heinousness scale because it is in fact cheating, in the sense of being able to get the ball to the batter an inch faster.”

37th over: Australia 210-2 (Finch 116, Smith 47) It’s getting a little gloomy at the Oval. The lights are on and the wind’s up. I wonder if we’re in for a shower at some point? Udana enjoys the change in conditions, sending down a ball that makes the rare journey past the outside edge of Smith’s bat but he can’t complete the set to Finch, his final delivery ending up at the extra cover fence after the Aussie skipper was allowed enough room to free his arms.

36th over: Australia 203-2 (Finch 111, Smith 45) The second and final drinks break heralds what should be a 15-over thrash to the line for Australia. It begins promisingly for the defending champions with a thick edge from Smith sending Perera to the third-man fence for four.

Finch's hitting against spin is categorised by how he stands in his crease, rather than coming down the track, and how he uses his long levers and clean swing to get underneath the ball. Only three players make contact with their sixes v spin later than Finch. #CWC19pic.twitter.com/HiC8gdN6J8

35th over: Australia 194-2 (Finch 108, Smith 39) Australia’s decision to attack is eased by Sri Lanka’s to recall Udana. Finch has looked to attack the left-arm paceman all day and he cracks another drive through extra cover to keep momentum flowing his side’s way.

“What is the logic of a free hit for a no ball but not for a wide?” asks Stephen Barnes. “Surely the latter is a more heinous crime? (Another sole buddy word pair, incidentally).”

34th over: Australia 190-2 (Finch 104, Smith 39) Sri Lanka are under the pump a bit now so they turn to Perera whose heavy line and length helped wrestle back control earlier in the day. He does a decent job but this match is now all about Australia deciding when to launch for home. With Glenn Maxwell padded up they don’t want to waste too many overs nudging ones and twos.

33rd over: Australia 183-2 (Finch 102, Smith 36) Siriwardana’s second over instills little confidence he deserves a third. Finch’s six to reach his ton was dismissive. After that session in the doldrums Australia are sailing along at a rate of knots again.

Finch reached his century with a six down the ground - his straight play was a defining feature of his knock. Today he was very secure against the new ball, playing no false shots in his first 30 balls. He then capitalised as the ball has got older and took on the spin. #CWC19pic.twitter.com/ZayAAcJoaY

Aaron Finch brings up his century with a clean strike over long-off for six. This has been an innings of three parts but deserving of three figures. Superb batting by the Australian skipper.

32nd over: Australia 176-2 (Finch 95, Smith 35) Malinga overpitches first ball of his sixth over and Finch presents the full face of his bat with enough encouragement to add four to his total. It’s a messy over for Sri Lanka, containing a wide and a no-ball for failing to adhere to the Powerplay fielding restrictions.

“Is it not ridiculous that a wide ball is given when a ball goes down the leg side off a spinner?” asks David Brown. “This ball is food and drink to a decent under 13 batsman but Australia are awarded a run and an extra ball when Finch fails to connect with a de Silva long hop.” It remains, as it always has been, a batsman’s game.

31st over: Australia 168-2 (Finch 94, Smith 30) Siriwardana is invited to bowl his left-arm spin but he has the misfortune of bowling to Smith with his eye in. His first delivery is worked away behind square for four and there’s only one dot thereafter.

30th over: Australia 159-2 (Finch 93, Smith 22) Australia’s counterpunch prompts the return of Malinga back into the attack and he delivers a boundaryless over, one full of those shots from Smith that look suicidal - stepping to off and uncovering his pegs - but end in easy ones and twos.

Peter Salmon again: “To Paul Griffin - I am a copy-editor, and hate the hyphen too. Unfortunately it is still standard in most style guides, so I tend to use it, but the hyphen in general is slowly being excised from the English language, retained only in cases where there is a possible ambiguity, which I don’t think there is in copy-editor. I’ve unilaterally decided to get rid of all hyphens in ‘-ly’ words for instance, eg. newly-wed - the ‘-ly’ makes it obvious the second word is modified by the first. We can all make a small difference.”

29th over: Australia 152-2 (Finch 91, Smith 18) Intent is such an interesting phenomenon in cricket. Australia began with lots of it then watched it ebb away, but since Steve Smith came out it’s returned again. After upping the ante in previous minutes the big over arrives, Finch taking de Silva to task for 4,6,6, in a rare flurry of brute force. Quite why Australia allowed themselves to be so becalmed for that spell remains a mystery, especially when Finch shows such control with his hitting.

28th over: Australia 132-2 (Finch 73, Smith 17) Michaels Clarke and Slater are on commentary together. In the blink of an eye the subject turns to Bon Jovi. That chat is mercifully cut short by Smith’s intent converting to four runs with a well-timed square drive. Udana is again the bowler to concede runs.

27th over: Australia 124-2 (Finch 71, Smith 11) Smith is starting to work through the gears, hustling and shuffling like a toddler ready for the loo. De Silva’s accuracy restricts Australia to singles but there’s a change of vibe out in the middle after that long spell of Sri Lankan control.

26th over: Australia 119-2 (Finch 69, Smith 9) Udana’s back into the attack but he sends down the first over in an age that Australia find easy to score from, Smith in particular getting into line early and showing intent. The highlight is a whip to midwicket for four that he took from around off stump after stepping a mile to off to the left-arm over bowler.

Paul Griffin’s joined in: “Forgive the impertinent pedantry but are we sure that “copy-editor” should be hyphenated? I’m on Greek beach and have neglected to pack a style guide. This also explains the mauve swimwear, with which the locals remain unwowed (or possibly un-wowed?).”

Australia's WinViz reached a high point of 86% during their opening partnership. The double strike and tight bowling from Dhanjanaya has dragged things back and now Australia sit at 69%. #CWC19

25th over: Australia 110-2 (Finch 67, Smith 2) Any thoughts of that mighty hit breaking the shackles are quickly dashed by de Silva’s sixth over and his latest demonstration of control on a two-paced surface.

“I would just like to point out to Bill Pairman that not all dells are dingly. Some, at least, are bosky.” Thanks Martin Wright.

24th over: Australia 108-2 (Finch 66, Smith 1) This is a splendid duel between Pradeep and Finch. The bowler has enjoyed the upper hand for a while now and again challenges Australia’s skipper but the over ends with Finch pulling hard to a delivery outside the line of off stump that bounced grille-high. He connected superbly and the ball soared behind square leg for a much needed six.

“Splendid stuff from Peter Salmon,” commends Brian Withington. “I found myself wanting to see ‘spittle’ (partner, ‘lick’) amongst his list of fossil/binomial words but not sure if it qualifies? His reference to once in an era words had me segueing to the sort of (very) occasional bowler that you let loose just once in a competition, probably in the grand final when the chips are down, introduced ominously by the umpire as ‘right arm, hapax legomenon’.”

All that pressure has earned another wicket, and another for de Silva. Khawaja looked to break the shackles, slog-sweeping firmly but straight into the hands of the midwicket sweeper.

23rd over: Australia 100-2 (Finch 60, Smith 0)

22nd over: Australia 97-1 (Finch 56, Khawaja 10) Sri Lanka are now well on top of this passage of play and Pradeep is all over Australia, appealing unsuccessfully for an edge against Khawaja then whistling one through Finch’s unconvincing pull before testing Khawaja’s reflexes with a slippery lifter.

8 - Aaron Finch has recorded his 8th ODI score of 50+ in 2019, his most ever in a calendar year (7 in 2014). Reliable. #cwc19#SLvAUSpic.twitter.com/puhBsR4E6s

21st over: Australia 95-1 (Finch 55, Khawaja 9) Brendon McCullum on commentary has mentioned how the Oval can exhibit “spongy” bounce on occasion and it does appear that may be a factor in Australia’s declining run-rate. Especially against spin the ball is just holding up or popping up, forcing the batsmen to check their drives and reconsider any abandon.

“I refer John Starbuck (over 17) to oxforddictionaries.com: In the phrase wrought havoc, as in they wrought havoc on the countryside, wrought is an archaic past tense of work and is not, as is sometimes assumed, a past tense of wreak.” Thanks, Andy Killeen.

20th over: Australia 93-1 (Finch 54, Khawaja 8) Sensing an opportunity to strike Karunaratne recalls Pradeep and it so nearly does the trick. The opener begins his second spell by beating Khawaja’s outside edge, then he finds a thick edge next ball before the normal service of tight lines and watchful batting resumes.

Ok, so I’ve been out of my depth with all this wordplay for a while, but this from Dom Cole might have tipped me into delirium. “Surely it should be hapax legomena and not hapax legomenons. Though There are perhaps different criterions to support the other point of view.”

19th over: Australia 87-1 (Finch 53, Khawaja 3) More of the same: decent bowling, conservative batting, and de Silva restricts Australia to four singles.

My favourite OBO emailing homonym Matt Dony is around. “Calling back to Ian Forth’s musings on nouns that are followed by their adjective, I once ‘enjoyed’ a lively debate about ‘Gins and tonic’ vs ‘Gin and tonics.’ I guess it all comes down to how you treat the word ‘tonic’. If it is an abbreviation of ‘Tonic water’, then that’s where the plural sits. But if it’s being used in terms of its effect on the gin, that it acts as a tonic to the gin, then ‘Gin’ gets the S. Either way, it wroted havoc on the bar order.”

18th over: Australia 83-1 (Finch 51, Khawaja 1) Aaron Finch shrugs off the loss of his opening partner to reach his third half-century of this World Cup. He looked superbly early on but has since been becalmed. Australia really have relinquished the impetus here. It may be decent bowling, it may be the pitch becoming a tad two-paced once the hardness of the new ball has disappeared, but there’s a diminishing amount of intent on display at the crease.

Brian Withington again: “Apparently ‘havoc’ is a military order permitting seizure of goods after victory, as in Mark Antony’s call of ‘Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war’. A good rallying call in the dressing room before unleashing a pack of fast bowlers on a lively green top. By the way, I think Mark (Charles Jefford) Nicholas could just about pull off the Mr Darcy role in the commentary box.”

17th over: Australia 80-1 (Finch 49, Khawaja 0) No messing around today, Khawaja is in at three.

John Starbuck’s returned, drawing a line from Richard I to Buffy, as you do. “‘Time immemorial’ is a well-established legal phrase, used to refer to English statute law dating from the reign of Richard I. This is an inaccurate credit to Richard, who didn’t much care for England except as a money source for fighting wars, but leaves out his father Henry II who pulled together and created the foundations of our current legal set-up. Also, I don’t much care for ‘wreaked’ as a past tense. It probably comes from American usage, who are notoriously poor at handling irregular verbs. An early episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer demonstrates this, with Anthony Head having to say ‘slayed’ should be used instead of ‘slain’; while it was in the script and he didn’t have much choice, he should still be thoroughly ashamed.”

Sri Lanka have been tightening the tourniquet slowly over a number of overs and it finally pays dividends. Australia’s openers have been content working ones and twos against some solid bowling but the moment Warner looks to improvise he’s undone. Stepping back and across he gives himself room to cut de Silva but doesn’t pick the quicker arm ball that skids through and sends the zing bails skywards. Excellent bowling from the spinner and a reward for a long spell of patient cricket from Sri Lanka.

16th over: Australia 79-0 (Warner 26, Finch 48) Another solid over from Perera and Sri Lanka. It’s been a while since we saw a boundary. The bowlers are landing in good areas and the batters are respecting it. Tidy cricket.

15th over: Australia 76-0 (Warner 25, Finch 46) Time for spin with Dhananjaya de Silva brought on from the Vauxhall end and it’s a promising start, especially to Warner with the right-arm bowler coming around the wicket and making a couple misbehave, forcing rare false shots. Nothing of great alarm for the batsmen, but in the context of their serene progress so far worth keeping a close eye on.

David Farrelly must be tired or wired. “It is 4:15 ish am here in the Rockies so apologies if I lower the tenor of the conversation; but didn’t Titus Andronicus invoke the gods to send down justice to wreak our wrongs? Or was that Shane Warne?” I think Warnie was sent down to tweak our wrong’uns wasn’t he? Boom and indeed tish. Try the veal.

14th over: Australia 73-0 (Warner 24, Finch 44) Sri Lanka are enjoying a decent spell with Udana and Perera after Australia’s confident start. Length has been key and Perera is again in the right areas, restricting Warner and Finch to a diet of singles.

13th over: Australia 69-0 (Warner 22, Finch 42) Udana continues his tidy spell. Nothing fancy going on, just consistent line and length keeping Australia honest.

The grammar chat really has got you all interested, hasn’t it? Back to Peter Salmon: “Being a copy-editor, I’m enjoying the word chat as much as the cricket. What you’ve got with ‘wreak/havoc’ is a binomial. ‘Dingly’ is a fossil word - one which only occurs in one context (often in a binomial) - other examples include bygones, champing, eke, fettle, fro, kith, petard, riddance, shebang, spick and yore - I won’t supply the context. Then of course there is the rare hapax legomenon - words which appear only once in a era, community, text or oeuvre - Shakespeare only ever used ‘satyr’ once. There’s about 400 hapax legomenons in the Hebrew Bible, and they get acsribed a fair bit of significance in that Hebrew Bible sort of way.” We should OBO Countdown sometime.

12th over: Australia 63-0 (Warner 21, Finch 37) Better from Perera, including that very tight LBW appeal. An over of heavily bowled length deliveries that Australia are happy in the main to play from the crease with angled bats in search of ones and twos behind square.

One of the joys of the OBO is unearthing the likes of Nick Cherkas. “The term is “collocation”; words which are frequently found together. The example of “wreak havoc” is a strong collocation, as those words are, as we’ve seen, good mates. Collocations are great fun and, for those learning English, arguably more important to be aware of than grammatical rules. They help in building vocabulary, as in “slip fielder” (a strong collocation) and “maiden over” (a fairly strong collocation).”

Australia's P1 batting in this tournament: 55-0 v Afg, 48-4 v WI, 48-0 v Ind, 56-0 v Pak and 53-0 v SL. The match against West Indies is the only match when Australia have lost a wicket in the first ten overs. Warner & Finch have generally been providing solid starts. #CWC19

It looked optimistic in real time but it was much closer than I expected on review. Perera struck Finch’s front pad on the press forward and the ball was going on to hit the stumps but the batsman was saved by umpire’s call for contact point outside the line of off stump.

Perera calls for a review of an LBW shout against Finch that was declined onfield...

11th over: Australia 57-0 (Warner 20, Finch 35) Udana again does well, landing his left-arm over pace on a decent length around a testing fourth stump line. However, there is no indication Australia will lose a wicket any time soon.

With regard to Mr Withington's point (9th over) @JPHowcroft, isn't David Gower a Jane Austen character who happened to play and then broadcasts about cricket?

10th over: Australia 53-0 (Warner 17, Finch 34) It’s a double change for Sri Lanka with Perera entering the attack but he is popgun to Finch on a surface this true. The Aussie skipper tucks in, hitting sweetly and with poise through the line of the ball to collect fours through the covers and point. I’ve never seen Finch bat better than this. He could end with 200+.

“Thinking of havoc and that mighty cricketing legend The Judge. I am put in mind not so much the havoc wrought by Robin Smith back in the day as the havoc wrought by that bloody Ray Illingworth, who if memory serves me correctly was the self styled supremo of English cricket who did so little for so many England players. I am thinking Tuffnell, Malcolm, Smith, Hick, Ramprakash; well all those who played during that era. Illingworth was such a self righteous known all, I think he managed to get the worst out of a lot of teams and players. He wroak a whole load of havoc.” Gah! Thanks for the PTSD flashback Charlie Jeffery.

9th over: Australia 44-0 (Warner 16, Finch 26) Udana has recovered well enough from his early injury to join the attack and he begins smartly, restricting Australia’s openers to just a single.

Brian Withington is in the building. “Ian Forth’s splendid literary references to Isa Guha had me wandering further back and idly picturing a Pride and Prejudice mash up in the commentary box, with Elizabeth Bennett and Mr Darcy exchanging zingers during the high tea interval. Expertly acerbic analysis laced with smoulderingly repressed sexual tension - what’s not to like?” I can picture it now... Darcy: “She is tolerable, but not handsome enough to tempt me - outside off stump.”

8th over: Australia 43-0 (Warner 15, Finch 26) Australia are turning the screw here, presenting the full face of the bat to every delivery, selecting their shots well, and playing with that puffed out chest masculinity that so intimidates opponents. Warner converts that equation into four runs off Pradeep’s first delivery, crunching it square, then he and Finch rotate the strike with ease. Finch does so holding every shot long after the ball has entered the fielding side’s purview in another intimidatory display of body language.

Back to words with - and without - friends...

7th over: Australia 33-0 (Warner 8, Finch 25) Yet another sumptuous straight drive for four from Finch who is timing the ball gloriously this morning. Malinga responds by moving around the wicket in an effort to force the Australian skipper to play outside his V. Finch declines the offer, drilling another four straight through mid-off who - to misquote an old World Cup goals video I once had - was as much use as a lace curtain interrupting the path of a bullet.

6th over: Australia 23-0 (Warner 8, Finch 15) Better from Pradeep who lands an over on a tight line and length to keep Australia honest. Some quick housekeeping: the pitch is doing nothing, and neither is the ball.

“I think ‘wreak’ is very happy to work with ‘vengeance’ as well as ‘havoc’” emails Tim Wiseman. Is it just me or did reading that provoke the image of Samuel L Jackson in Pulp Fiction in everyone?

5th over: Australia 20-0 (Warner 6, Finch 14) Another tight Malinga over respected by Australia’s openers. The only delivery of note was a slower ball that just held up on the surface and forced a checked drive from Warner that almost induced a c&b. Isuru Udana is back on the field.

“As an Indian born in this century, I experienced neither the pleasure of watching Robin Smith live nor the pain of witnessing yet another Indian bowling attack getting pummeled all around the ground in the 90s,” emails Abhijato Sensarma. “But I have watched highlights featuring Mr Smith in the past, and the one you have provided today solidifies my opinion: he was rather good.” Delighted you agree. As I’ve mentioned before he was one of my first cricketing idols and his yellow bat grip was the first item of cricketing equipment I selected to emulate a professional. Unfortunately I was, and remain, cack with bat in hand.

4th over: Australia 17-0 (Warner 4, Finch 13) The ball is finding the middle of Finch’s bat regularly, and most of the time with the kind of timing normally associated with Deontay Wilder and another man’s jaw. Pradeep does some excellent fielding off his own bowling to deny another on-driven four but there’s nothing he can do with a boundary clipped forward of midwicket. Isuru Udana did his best trying to haul that shot in before the rope but he failed, and in doing so dived headlong into the LCD advertising boards, jarring his left shoulder in the process. He has now left the field in some discomfort.

3rd over: Australia 12-0 (Warner 4, Finch 8) In a sign of Warner’s new-found maturity he’s happy to allow Malinga to sling down a maiden, respecting the line and length and his inability to pierce the infield with those meaty defensive-ish strokes of his.

“Another interesting aspect of ‘wreaking havoc’ is that there is no proper past tense,” emails John Starbuck. “You have to use ‘wrought havoc’ or adopt versions of ‘play havoc (with)‘. Havoc is obviously a difficult customer.”

2nd over: Australia 12-0 (Warner 4, Finch 8) Goodness me, how’s the touch from Aaron Finch!? First delivery of the day from Nuwan Pradeep is on a decent line and length but the Aussie skipper stands tall and caresses a textbook off drive on the up for four: think vintage Michael Vaughan. Four balls later he times another sweet sweet boundary, this one driven with the full face of the bat past the non-striker in a stroke that Finch holds for so long it looks as though the wind has caught him and he might never change. This would actually be fine because it was such a glorious follow through to a perfect on drive.

“Nice shout out for words with only one friend” emails Bill Pairman. “My favourite is “dingly dell” which works both ways. The only dingly thing is a dell, all dells are dingly. They’re like an elderly couple who have been together since childhood, ever-faithful to each other, still as deeply enamoured as the day they first kissed.” Very high standard of emails this morning. High fives all round.

1st over: Australia 4-0 (Warner 4, Finch 0) Malinga opens from the Vauxhall end and he begins superbly, swinging one into Warner’s pads then beating the outside edge with a length delivery. Warner is typically unfussed, clipping the next off his pads through midwicket with a firm push that races away for four like it’s hopped on an airport travelator. This is a fast outfield.

Aaron Finch and David Warner are out in the middle. Lasith Malinga has the white ball in his hand. There’s plenty of blue sky among the fluffy clouds in south London. Time for cricket.

If today’s lopsided looking contest fails to deliver, just wait until tomorrow...

It is a match that – on the surface at least – is just one of 48 at this rain-splattered Cricket World Cup. But when India and Pakistan face off in Manchester on Sunday the sporting contest will be magnified and warped by so much else: the 70-plus years of shared history and antipathy between the two countries, the recent political tensions in Kashmir, and the stultifying pressure that comes when several hundred million eyeballs are watching on.

Related: Not just cricket: India and Pakistan prepare to renew rivalry at World Cup

It’ll be interesting to see who opens the bowling for Australia later today now that Jason Behrendorff has been selected. Behrendorff is a new ball specialist but Cummins’ recent record in P1 is superb & Starc is the attack leader. #CWC19https://t.co/sPzoXjXWsF

Anthem time. A quick opportunity to inform you that today’s officials are Aleem Dar and Richard Illingworth with Michael Gough keeping his eye on DRS.

“My new number one cricket journo is without doubt Isa Guha. She has the ironic air of a daughter in an Ivy Compton-Burnett novel - trapped inside a Victorian country house with her father, a tyrannical male landowner, and his bumptious son, with only her native wit and charm available to combat them.” I told you Ian Forth logging on was good, didn’t I? Isa Guha is indeed brilliant. In Australia she is often saddled with some unenviable commentary box assignments which he handles with a grace I doubt I could emulate.

Just staying with The Judge a little longer, it may well contain the greatest cover quote of all time from Mike Selvey in reference to Smith’s famed Square Cut. “Should I ever be condemned to beheading, I would like Robin Smith to be the swordsman,” he wrote. Brilliant.

“Pleased to see the word ‘pundit’ here,” emails Peter Salmon. “My friends and I got obsessed with the word a while ago in relation to Aussie Rules football - we loved that the pundits were always ‘being proved wrong’. Looking into the etymology it turns out pundit comes from the Sanskrit ‘pandita’, meaning a teacher of any field of knowledge in Hinduism particularly the Vedic scriptures, dahrma, Hindi philosophy, or secular subjects such as music. So it seemed eminently reasonable they didn’t know much about Aussie Rules, hence getting it wrong. More generally it means ‘knowledge owner’ and I have to say Alistair Cook’s first stint on the wireless yesterday showed him as a pretty good ‘knowledge owner.’” I haven’t heard much from the Chef so I’ll withhold judgement, but I’m delighted he’s made a good start to life behind the mic.

The last time I was on here (Australia vs Pakistan) I shared that Robin Smith was one of my cricketing heroes growing up. That was in reference to a new autobiography being published about Smith’s eventful life (written with OBO guru Rob Smyth).

Smith recently spoke to Donald McRae and provided a glimpse at how raw some passages of The Judge are likely to be.

Related: Robin Smith: ‘I drank vodka from the bottle. There were no half measures’

“What do you think about Lasit Malinga?” asks CS Pancham. “Will he cause problems for Australian batsmen?” I would expect so, yes. I think he’s a terrific bowler and ideally suited to the kinds of pitches we’ve seen so far this tournament which have benefited that two-length approach (very full or very short). He averages 24.65 against Australia in ODIs with a strike rate of two wickets per ten overs.

Ian Forth has logged on, which is always an enjoyable moment on the OBO. “OB Jato makes a very pertinent point but my eye was drawn to “wreck havoc”. It’s more usually “wreak havoc” but wreak’s one of those funny words that only really likes hanging out with one friend, to wit, in its case, ‘havoc’. See also: ‘fell swoop’; Adil Rashid and Moeen Ali; Teresa May and her cat.”

One change also for Sri Lanka with Milinda Siriwardana replacing Suranag Lakmal. That means doubts over both Nuwan Pradeep (injured finger) and Lasith Malinga (flew home to attend funeral) have been resolved with the two bowlers making the starting line.

Sri Lanka XI: Dimuth Karunaratne (c), Lahiru Thirimanne, Kusal Perera (wk), Kusal Mendis, Angelo Mathews, Dhananjaya de Silva, Thisara Perera, Isuru Udana, Milinda Siriwardana, Nuwan Pradeep, Lasith Malinga

One change to Australia’s line-up with Jason Behrendorff replacing Nathan Coulter-Nile. Finch indicated the hero of his side’s win over the Windies was a little stiff and sore.

That still means a four-man pace attack with ten overs to be found from Glenn Maxwell, Aaron Finch, or even the lesser spotted Steve Smith, who was seen rolling his arm over in the nets this week.

Aaron Finch called incorrectly (his fifth lost toss in a row this World Cup) and Dimuth Karunaratne wasted no time sticking Australia in. Finch agreed with the strategy suggesting he would also have bowled first to take advantage of some overcast conditions and any life in the new pitch.

Want to know what the Oval’s like behind the scenes? Of course you do! And as luck would have it here’s Mark Butcher to show you around.

This is also an opportunity for me to segue into nominating Butch as my favourite cricketing pundit (and your chance to email or tweet me with your alternatives - with supporting information, of course). I’ve long enjoyed his well-informed perspective on the game, his ability to move with the times, and most crucially how he argues his point confidently but respectfully in a manner that advances debate.

This is a lovely read from Barney Ronay on the presence of rain during the early phase of this World Cup.

Rain tells you the summer game is also about melancholy and boredom, that this is a story told often in minor chords too, its moments of colour bordered by vital passages of grey. In the current battle for the sport’s soul rain stands on one side saying this is not a product to be sold by the yard. Formats will come and go. But you have to be made to love cricket, not simply offered it up ready-made. In England, at least, the uncertainty remains. Cricket will always fight with the skies.

Related: Why the Cricket World Cup will taste sweeter once the rain has passed | Barney Ronay

If you missed any of yesterday’s action you can catch up here in written and audio formats. TLDR: England hammered the Windies but Roy and Morgan picked up injuries.

Related: England win again, rain delays and autocorrect v cricket – The Spin podcast

Related: Eoin Morgan says injuries in win over West Indies are no cause for panic

Related: Wind of change for West Indies as Chris Gayle gradually blows out | Andy Bull

“Sri Lanka’s pacers could wreck unlikely havoc today, but I am concerned with only one query regarding Australia right now,” emails OB Jato, “Stoinis?”.

Indeed, Australia’s line-up is unbalanced without their allrounder and the selection strategy against Pakistan did not look like one capable of winning a World Cup. Marcus Stoinis remains unavailable for selection with the side strain he suffered against India but he is expected to return to training next week.

Mel Jones has had a look at the pitch for Australian TV and she likes what she sees. It’s a fresh surface and Jones reckons it’ll have plenty of pace, unlike the worn tracks that have been used at the Oval so far this tournament that have lacked the venue’s customary pace and bounce.

Let’s get the weather out of the way early - it’s dry, and it is forecast to remain dry for the majority of play with just the slight risk of a shower during the afternoon. It’s a bit nippy out still though with the temperature unlikely to get out of the teens while a brisk southerly will keep everyone on their toes.

Unusual scenes of clear blue skies! @cricketworldcup@OfficialSLC@cricketcomau#SLvAUS looking forward to good day I hope. pic.twitter.com/Vzzjqb2uGa

Hello everybody and welcome to match 20 of Cricket World Cup 2019 featuring Australia and Sri Lanka from the Oval.

For Sri Lanka it’s the first in a series of intimidating must-win fixtures if they are to make the semi-finals. After suffering a hammering at the hands of a merciless New Zealand in their tournament opener Sri Lanka have endured the misfortune of consecutive washouts against Pakistan and Bangladesh, two opponents they would have fancied their chances against. Results are now required against four of the top five ranked teams in ODI cricket, starting with the defending champions.

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South Africa v Afghanistan: Cricket World Cup – live!

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17th over: Afghanistan 65-2 (Noor Ali 29, Hashmatullah 7) Phehlukwayo gives Hashmatullah some width, and it’s cut away for four. The next is hit half-heartedly past cover for a couple, and that’s drinks. Both teams will probably be reasonably, but not overwhelmingly, happy with their efforts so far.

16th over: Afghanistan 57-2 (Noor Ali 29, Hashmatullah 1) This is a lovely spell from Morris, who has offered absolutely no freebies and really bothered the batsmen. Afghanistan score three off the over though none of them are intentional, Hashmatullah trying to leave, failing and getting a single for it, and then Noor Ali edging for a couple to deep backward point.

The ball would have clipped the stump, and that will very much do!

Chris Morris thought so. The umpire thought so. Afghanistan hope not. There’s a chance it might have been missing leg stump...

15th over: Afghanistan 56-1 (Noor Ali 27, Shah 6) Three overs into his spell, Phehlukwayo is yet to concede a boundary and is going at precisely 2.0 an over. There’s another edge off the last, this one bouncing past slip and away for a couple.

14th over: Afghanistan 52-1 (Noor Ali 23, Shah 5) Morris is pushing and probing here, sending down little heat-seeking missiles programmed to locate the batsman’s edge. They’re just very slightly misprogrammed, keep narrowly avoiding the edge, and then Rahmat Shah clobbers the last over square leg for four.

13th over: Afghanistan 45-1 (Noor Ali 20, Shah 1) Noor Ali gets a single, one of two scoring shots in the last five overs.

12th over: Afghanistan 44-1 (Noor Ali 20, Shah 1) A double change, with Chris Morris having a go now. He bowls an excellent yorker, with Shah getting an edge to the ball before it clatters his pads, which is what saves him. And then he edges the last as well, but it doesn’t carry to the keeper, who dives to his right but can’t reach it, and is way short of Amla at first slip.

11th over: Afghanistan 44-1 (Noor Ali 20, Shah 1) South Africa make their first bowling change, and it’s a drama-packed first over from Andile Phehlukwayo. First Shah goes for a sharp single, and Morris’s shy at the stumps hits a divot in the turf and bounces wildly, way over the stumps! Then Noor Ali edges, it’s gathered at second slip but the ball bounced a couple of inches before Du Plessis’ hands!

10th over: Afghanistan 43-1 (Noor Ali 20, Shah 0) Shot! After four dots, Noor Ali cuts square away four, right off the sweet spot. Then the next gets a thick outside edge, but gets nowhere near reaching gully.

9th over: Afghanistan 39-1 (Noor Ali 16, Shah 0) Rahmat Shah negotiates the last four balls of the over without scoring, or for that matter trying to score.

Rabada with the breakthrough! Hazratullah pulls, and Van der Dussen runs in from the deep to take a good low catch!

8th over: Afghanistan 39-0 (Hazratullah 22, Noor Ali 16) Hendricks continues, and his over starts with a loud appeal for LBW against Hazratullah, but the umpire isn’t interested and neither is Faf du Plessis, the ball surely heading down the leg side. Then one comes off the gloves, but doesn’t carry to the keeper. After three dots and a bit of dangers, Hazratullah clubs one through the covers for four.

7th over: Afghanistan 34-0 (Hazratullah 17, Noor Ali 16) Ripper! Rabada’s short ball rears up past Noor Ali’s chin, and then the next is fuller and on a lovely line, getting the batsman pushing again.

6th over: Afghanistan 33-0 (Hazratullah 16, Noor Ali 16) Hendricks completes his third over at no additional cost.

Now it’s actually sunny. The players are back out, and we’ll get back under way very shortly.

Happy news! The covers are coming off!

The break allows me to see Isuru Udana execute two brilliant run-outs in three balls in today’s other game. Follow it here:

Related: Sri Lanka v Australia: Cricket World Cup 2019 – live!

Apparently this rain is not expected to linger long, so this will be but a brief pause. For now, though, it is raining.

5.5 overs: Afghanistan 33-0 (Hazratullah 16, Noor Ali 16) What seems a pretty light rain starts to fall. Noor Ali hits the first past cover for four, and tickles the fifth fine for another, at which the umpires decide to take the players off.

5th over: Afghanistan 25-0 (Hazratullah 16, Noor Ali 8) Two very close shaves here! Noor Ali goes for a risky second, and gets away with it thanks to an enthusiastic throw back to De Kock, which forces him to collect with his right hand high in the air before throwing down the stumps, giving the batsman time to ground his bat. Then Hazratullah hits the last high over midwicket, and this time two fielders sprint backwards in chase. Morris dives, tries to catch but instead shovels it with his fingers further on towards the rope, and the other fails to prevent the four despite a decent dive.

4th over: Afghanistan 17-0 (Hazratullah 11, Noor Ali 5)“I’m getting it as well,” says David in Tooting of the mysterious Sky voices, as Noor Ali spears the ball through cover for four. “Sounds like it’s the director calling the shots and graphics, but it’s slightly too low to be able to understand. Very frustrating, as I’m sure it would be a refreshing alternative to the actual commentary for a change. A bit of a glimpse behind the curtain...” That is clearly what it is. It sounds extremely full-on.

3rd over: Afghanistan 9-0 (Hazratullah 9, Noor Ali 0) Hazratullah gets a couple to backward square leg, and then hoists one over midwicket, safely clear of the field but it gets nowhere near the boundary, pretty much stopping as soon as it lands.

2nd over: Afghanistan 4-0 (Hazratullah 4, Noor Ali 0) Hendricks bowls across Noor Ali Zadran, who looks unhappy about it. He waves his bat at the third, which just passes the edge, and thereafter attempts little but survival. Maiden.

1st over: Afghanistan 4-0 (Hazratullah 4, Noor Ali 0) The first ball is a ripper, and nearly saws Hazratullah in half. Rabada can’t keep that up, though - indeed he can’t keep himself up, slipping in the process of sending down his second delivery and calling for some extra sawdust - and after five dots Hazratullah clips a full toss away for four.

Anthems done, the opening batsmen head to the middle. Cricket incoming!

The teams are out and ready to enjoy their anthems.

“Sound yellow! Yellow! Sound!” says the mysterious muffled Sky voice, as an ad break comes to an end.

Today’s teams in full:

South Africa: Quinton de Kock (wk), Hashim Amla, Aiden Markram, Faf du Plessis (c), Rassie van der Dussen, David Miller, Andile Phehlukwayo, Chris Morris, Kagiso Rabada, Beuran Hendricks, Imran Tahir.
Afghanistan: Hazratullah Zazai, Noor Ali Zadran, Rahmat Shah, Hashmatullah Shahidi, Mohammad Nabi, Gulbadin Naib, Asghar Afghan, Ikram Alikhil (wk), Rashid Khan, Aftab Alam, Hamid Hassan.

Though I’m also quite impressed by anyone who can hold four or more cricket balls in one hand.

I still think the apples are one of the most impressive things about this World Cup.

Is anyone else getting funny muffled bonus voices on their Sky coverage? I certainly am, and I’m annoyed about it.

There’s plenty of green on the surface, and it’s really quite windy. Kagiso Rabada will be liking what he’s seeing, you’d have thought.

“Just the nature of the week. The pitch has been under covers,” says Faf du Plessis. The team is unchanged, so no Ngidi.

“There was a bit of space for us to make a mistake here or there before, but now our backs are against the wall,” says Faf du Plessis. That’s about the shape of it. South Africa sit ninth in the 10-team table ahead of this game, against the only side below them, after three defeats and a washout in their first four (Afghanistan have played one game fewer). Any more slip-ups would render their last four fixtures, for them at least, irrelevant.

“Week one was a bad start to the tournament but that’s done now,” Du Plessis continued. “We’ve got to put all our energy and focus into the now and what’s coming up next. I truly believe that if we carry those ghosts of the last week with us it’s going to be tough to get out of the hole. But the conversations in the last couple of days, especially with all the rain around, has given me more time to make sure that the guys are on the right path.”

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India set Pakistan victory target of 337: Cricket World Cup 2019 – live!

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2nd over: Pakistan 6-0 (Imam 1, Fakhar 5) You don’t see that often, a full toss outside off stump from Bumrah, cashed in on by Fakhar through cover for four. Sure enough, the world’s No1 ranked ODI bowler bounces straight back with a delivery that cuts away from the left-hander off the deck, beating his horizontal blade. Fakhar is back defending with the straight bat to finish.

1st over: Pakistan 2-0 (Imam 1, Fakhar 1) This is what we expect form Bhuvi. After Imam gets on the board first ball with a flick and Fakhar does likewise, he beats the former with a lovely off-cutter. The sun is out and the crowd are thrilled.

“Did Lord Meghnad Desai just write in?” asks Nuggehalli Nigam. “Is that the first time that a Lord has written to the OBO? Mind you, there might a couple of million Meghnad Desais our there but it will be quite charming if this is him.”

Try again? Everyone is in position. Bhuvi has the ball, ready to bounce away from us at the northern end. Imam is facing up to the first ball. PLAY!!!!!

Odd scenes. With the sun following the rain, India stay out on the field and the umpires do too, despite the fact that the hovercraft cover is on. They want to get this on straight away. Pakistan’s openers - Fakhar and Imam - are also standing by the sight screen, ready to run on as soon as the covers come off. As they do now.

“Obvious solution,” writes Pete Salmon in relation to the French Cut discussion. “If the Sqaure Cut is a description of the angle of the trajectory of the ball in relation to the pitch, then surely it should be the Obtuse Cut.”

The Pakistani openers were taking guard and Indian fielders about to take their positions. Guess what happened next? Yep. Here comes that hovercraft.

“Doesn’t it sound eerily familiar to Australia’s innings v Sri Lanka yesterday?” asks Tuvic Tuslow in relation to Pakistan’s mini-fightback at the end. It does, actually. Sri Lanka’s death bowling was the best I’ve seen in the tournament. A shame they have no logical route to a score above 300 with the bat.

“Since we’re on a rain break,” writes Steve Bloomfield. “I thought you might fancy taking a look at this profile of Virat Kohli we’ve got in the new issue of Prospect. Phil Collins wrote it and it’s pretty good.” *Right click / save to Pocket *

“Thanks a lot for your interesting (and quite relaxed) coverage of the game,” emails Vinayak Sapru. “As an Indian in the Middle East, I find myself at work on a Sunday afternoon surrounded by Pakistanis. I’m quite enjoying gloating quietly at my desk while my colleagues follow the more stress inducing ball-by-ball commentaries.” Thanks for being part of the mighty OBO fam.

A good suggestion for renaming the French Cut. “If it is a matter of luck for the incompetent, can we rename it Boris cut?” asks Meghnad Desai. We must. Did everyone catch Marina Hyde’s column yesterday? Goodness me. All the lines.

Related: Boris Johnson is the Howard Hughes of this Tory leadership race | Marina Hyde

I’ll keep churning through my inbox, as we’ll be back on soon. “I‘ve been following the commentary from north of Toronto and can’t help feeling India have left some runs on the table after the great start by Rohit in particular,” writes Stephen Hodson. “Pakistan will struggle unless they can bide their time and preserve wickets in the reply. Makes for a compelling contest.”

I share that first view. With 150 on the board at the halfway mark, they will be at least a little bit disappointed not to hit 350. Pakistan almost pegged it back well.

It’s going to be that kind of afternoon.

More emails, then. “Loving the coverage as per usual!” writes Seamus Whitehead. Thank you. FULL CREDIT to Tim de Lisle. It is very, very difficult to OBO a high-scoring ODI innings, especially a high-profile fixture with emails flooding in. He did a magnificent job. “My weekly six-a-side Sunday league takes place at the Trafford Sports Barn, a mere slog-sweep from the cricket today. As the goals flowed on the pitch we could hear the roars of the crowd pick up with uncanny timing. They were cheering for us weren’t they?”

I’m sorry.

A quick round of emails, shall we? To begin: Abhijato Sensarma has a man crush on Yuvraj. Him and a billion others. What a player.

“Really can’t top Pete Salmon’s wonderful Kohli related earworm,” writes Brian Withington, “but wanted to share my regret that we had not been treated to the portentous opening riffs of Led Zepelin’s Kashmir at his arrival to the crease. (I’m guessing it might have been considered a little insensitive given the wider geopolitical baggage.). Still gets my vote as the OBO anthem of choice for when rain stops play:

The big temporary stand at Old Trafford is incredible:

- 71 rows
- 8,560 seats
- has 47k of scaffolding
- took 25 days 15 people to build#CWC19

50th over: India 336-5 (Shankar 15, Jadhav 9) Shankar shows his worth here in the final over, getting on one knee to loft Amir over extra cover with style for a one-bounce four after the left-armer started well. The 28-year-old is on World Cup debut, playing just his 10th ODI. Can he stick the landing? Not quite, shovelling one to long-on after Amir misdirected a wide. Jadhav faces up to the final ball of the innings with protection mostly on the off side rope. He can’t bisect those sweepers though, one to cover his lot. Nine from the 50th. Pakistan need 337.

49th over: India 327-5 (Shankar 9, Jadhav 7) Technology shows no edge from Kohli despite the fact that the Indian captain looked to.... walk? There was no out signal from the umpire, according to the telly. Anyway, Wahab now to bowl the penultimate over, beginning with a sprayed delivery, repeated outside the tram trams on the off side. When Jadhav does get something to hit he launches it over extra cover into the gap for four. “He gets in line and hits through the line,” says Ganguly on TV. He gives the strike back to Shankar, who hacks hooks two out in the same direction then finishes with one to the sweeper at cover. 12 off it.

I have a great many emails already. It’s that kind of fixture. Be patient with me.

48th over: India 315-5 (Shankar 5, Jadhav 1) What a superb job Amir has done throughout the Indian innings, across three spells. Efficient and effective, he has the figures of 3/38 with the 50th over ahead of him from the Jimmy Anderson End.

Kohli bounced out by Amir! He’s been Pakistan’s best bowler by a mile today and now has picked up the Indian skipper hooking, a little edge going through to his opposing number Sarfraz. The green machine have pegged this back nicely.

47th over: India 311-4 (Kohli 75, Shankar 4) Wahab to Shankar from the first ball after the rain delay, squeezed over cover for one. Now to Kohli, he goes with the slower ball bouncer but it is just over his head by far enough to be called a wide. Rebowling the final delivery, Kohli has enough space to prod the ball from fifth stump past the short third man down to the rope. Excellent placement. So, six runs from two balls - the ideal re-start.

“Mention of the OBO going back to 2003 is as good an excuse as any to bring up this classic from the lovable Scott Murray,” emails Ben Christopher Jackson. “He certainly was a pioneer of the medium and now excuse me while I go back to hitting F5 on the Golf page to see if he’s started his US Open fourth round updates yet.”

Right, so where were we? Well, India are 305/4. As we left for rain, Shankar (3) was given out caught behind, the decision overturned by DRS. Wahab is the man with the ball in his hand, four balls into the 47th over. Kohli is up the other end on 71 from 62 balls, already passing 11,000 ODI runs in this innings - the fastest to do so by some 63 innings, I’m told. As you do. The players are now back on the field so we can get this party (re)started. PLAY!

If this does go the distance, it is going to be a marathon stint. So please do keep me company. You know the deal - email, twitter, ICQ, Friendster.

Thanks, Tim. As you can see in the header, I bring very good news: we’re starting again in ten minutes! No overs lost either, with lunch reduced to 15 minutes.

Now for the big news. Adam has finished his lunch.

He texts to say THE COVERS ARE COMING OFF, so it’s over to him. Thanks for your company, your wisdom on Indo-Pak relations, your man-crushes and your unexpected compliments. It’s been a pleasure as ever, and the 2019 World Cup, like this game, is still not quite half over.

For some reason, everyone’s being nice today. So look away now if you don’t want to see the OBO blow smoke up its own keyboard. “Hello!” Hello Hilla Krüger! “Thank you so much for your excellent coverage!” No, thank you! “Don’t miss watching the match at all as I prefer reading what all of you have to say, sitting in Switzerland!” It’s always good to hear from a reader with an umlaut.

“Top of the morning to you!” And to you, Anurag Mathur. “Thanks for making this so enjoyable. Am out on errands so getting to read your commentary live in every break. Sigh! Wish commentators were as exciting (and funny). You bring the fun back into a game that is converted into a spreadsheet on most channels!” To be fair, the TV commentators are a help to us OBOers – both because they spot things, and because, as you say, they don’t tend to play it for laughs.

More on the Harrow whatever. “The Harrow Cut,” says John Starbuck firmly, “is obviously a term used by boys from other public schools. It is also variously known as a Derbyshire Cut, a Staffordshire Cut and a Chinese Cut. The point is that it is a scoring shot unintended by the batsman, hence by a lucky semi-incompetent: very insulting and not to be used in these days. We ought to be able to come up with something better.” Hmmm. The Chinese cut clearly has the potential to be offensive, but the others are OK, aren’t they? Just a little touch of local colour. If any Harrovians are reading this, perhaps they can tell us whether they take umbrage.

“Diplomatic incident,” says Reg Gorczynski (13:55). “The rain is more likely to cause India some angst…if it lasts a reasonable time, Pakistan may get a free pass at a short ‘big bash’ when they were quite unlikely to surpass what was looking to be a very big 50-over total.” Good point.

It would be so great for the tournament if Pakistan could somehow pull it off. So far the big four – Australia, India, New Zealand and England – have dropped only six points between them, whereas the other six teams have dropped an average of six points each. The table is like a plane that has first class and economy, but no business class.

Time for a man crush.“Noticed during the India v Australia game,” says Pete Salmon, “that the OBO riffed about players’ names that gave them earworms. Couldn’t participate as I was at the game, but mine is not only an earworm but also reflects the man crush I think any sensible chap would have:
Kohli, Kohli, Kohli, Kohli
I’m begging of you please don’t take my man
Kohli, Kohli, Kohli, Kohli
Please don’t take him just because you can

“Get flutters just humming it.” There’s an entire drag act waiting to happen in that stanza. Kohli Parton, a sensation on the Edinburgh Fringe.

“Next update 2.30pm,” says Adam Collins, texting me from the back half of the pantomime horse. “So I will grab a quick plate and bring it back to my seat in the press box.” There is such a thing as a free lunch, but only for cricket writers who actually go to the game.

Some more correspondence.“Can someone please explain,” asks Nigel Smith, “what a Harrow shot is?” It’s a thin inside edge, which takes the ball close to the stumps, but often goes for four because professional captains don’t post long stops. Why it’s named after a famous old school, I’m not sure – over to the hive mind.

Time for some Dad stuff. I’ve been neglecting the fact that it’s Father’s Day, but Brian Withington has stepped up to the plate. “Having just tucked in to a delightful Father’s Day brunch,” he purrs, “I was thrilled to open one of my cards and discover that I have finally made it successfully into my ‘favourite’ daughter’s all-time top two parents list.” Ha. We all need a sarky daughter. “Now enjoying the obligatory celebratory lemon sherbert whilst awaiting the impending feast of Powerplay 3. Bring it on.”

My kids didn’t let me down either. My daughter said she’d be following the OBO even though she only understands about 12 per cent of it. With precision like that, love, you really should be a cricket fan. My son said “Happy Father’s Day Dad. Hope you don’t cause a diplomatic incident.”

While the TV umpire was rocking and rolling, the on-field umpires decided the drizzle had turned to proper rain, so they’ve taken the players off.

There’s a gap between bat and ball that is so wide, it could be the gap between India’s politicians and Pakistan’s.

Off Wahab. There was a noise, but Shankar seems confident...

46th over: India 302-4 (Kohli 70, Shankar 1) A wicket and only five runs off the over from Amir, who now has the figures he deserves – 8-0-34-2. And at least Pakistan have forced Shankar to bat. But Kohli motors on and the 300 comes up, with the third hundred taking only 68 balls, whereas the first two were just over 100 apiece. India have already won this, haven’t they?

At last, the wickets are coming in pairs. Amir strikes again, by scrambling the seam and taking the edge. It’s all about Kohli now.

45th over: India 297-3 (Kohli 67, Dhoni 1) How would you or I bowl in the face of a barrage like this? The way Hassan bowls now, sending consecutive balls down the leg side, which Kohli has only to glance for four. Oh dear. And Kohli has gone to 11,000 ODI runs in 222 innings, the fastest in history.

44th over: India 286-3 (Kohli 56, Dhoni 0) Amir returns, with enough overs to stay on for the rest of the innings. A flick for two takes Kohli to fifty, which is greeted the way a triple-hundred would be by any other crowd. Amir deserves a wicket, and it’s worth getting rid of the dangerous Pandya, but Pakistani hearts won’t be lifted by the sight of Old Man Dhoni.

“You’re serving the OBO with pizzazz nowadays, then, Tim?” scoffs Phil Sawyer. “I’ll have olives and mushrooms on mine, ta.”

Pandya gets a little too Mr Whippy, flicking more than on-driving and giving Babar Azam another straightforward catch. A decent cameo, though: without being at his murderous best, he used up only 19 balls.

43rd over: India 274-2 (Kohli 48, Pandya 22) Pandya, who can be so destructive, has started quietly – until now, as he misjudges Hassan’s slower ball and edges for six. He misses the next one, also slow, but then whips a would-be yorker for four to long leg. Pandya stands deep in the crease, whereas Kohli stands outside it, so for the bowlers, it’s like when Hayden and Langer were opening for Australia. Testing.

42nd over: India 261-2 (Kohli 47, Pandya 10) Kohli has such exceptional antennae that he is now tuning into these words from the middle. Spotting a fuller ball from Wahab, he lofts him into the deep for four. That’s his most imperious moment so far today.

41st over: India 254-2 (Kohli 41, Pandya 9) Six off the over from Hassan, not bad at this stage. Kohli has accelerated as expected, taking 25 off his last 24 balls; now he needs to go even faster.

40th over: India 245-2 (Kohli 37, Pandya 4) Kohli, sniffing the match situation, belts the first ball of Shadab’s over for four.

“Is anyone,” wonders Peter Williams, “going to produce a highlight video of Sarfaraz’s facial expressions from the World Cup so far? Could go down well on YouTube.” Very true. If he was an actor, he would get plenty of work as the downtrodden servant in Shakespeare.

39th over: India 238-2 (Kohli 30, Pandya 4) Sharma departed berating himself. He had seen the field change – Kohli pointed it out – so his irritation was to do with failing to clear the man. Any minute now, he will calm down again and realise that he has played one of the all-time great World Cup innings – 140 off only 113 balls, setting the stage superbly for Kohli and Pandya.

He’s given it away! After being so good for so long, Sharma switches off, doesn’t spot the man at short fine leg, and sends a lap-ramp hybrid straight to him. “Too funky,” says Michael Clarke, sounding, possibly for the first time, like Prince.

38th over: India 230-1 (Sharma 136, Kohli 30) Wahab’s over goes for ten as Sharma flick-pulls him for four. The measure of Sharma’s mastery is that he has outscored Kohli by two to one, 61 to 30.

37th over: India 220-1 (Sharma 128, Kohli 29) If you can hear anything above the hubbub, it’s the slam of a bolt across a stable door: Imad does have a slip now, so the batsmen content themselves with milking him. It’s all one big agricultural metaphor.

Here’s Krishnamoorthy, back for a second spell. “Rohit Sharma has singlehandedly converted the ‘important toss to win’ to harakiri,” he observes. “And Uma Nair [26th over] is spot on. I nowadays prefer OBO and MBM over the actual telecast. Rob Barnay Barry Paul Will Tim .... you guys are a great panel.” Thanks, but there are more of us than that.

36th over: India 215-1 (Sharma 126, Kohli 26) Sharma plays that upper cut of his again, slapping Wahab for four. And that’s drinks, with the Indians even more on top than they were when they last took a swig of Lucozade.

35th over: India 206-1 (Sharma 119, Kohli 24) Imad bowls the perfect slow-left-arm ball to Sharma, turning, taking the edge, and presenting an easy catch to first slip – except that there isn’t one. In the dressing-room, Hardik Pandya is padded up and practising his big hits.

34th over: India 199-1 (Sharma 113, Kohli 23) Shadab gets one to lift and turn, which reminds you that Shane Warne loved Old Trafford. But it’s also ominous for Pakistan, as they have to face two wrist-spinners later. Next ball, quite unruffled, Sharma sweeps for four, bringing the blade down like an executioner.

“Amongst all the ‘Let’s at least make this a contest’ talk,” says Gary Naylor, “we should note that Pakistan crossed 340 three times out of four in the recent ODI series vs England. No score is unchaseable these days for the circular reason that no score is considered unchaseable.” In general, agreed; but in this World Cup, no score of 250 has been chaseable so far. And Pakistan’s World Cup record against India is, unfortunately, dire.

33rd over: India 191-1 (Sharma 106, Kohli 22) Sarfaraz wants to keep four overs of Amir up his sleeve, umps permitting, so he goes back to Imad, who keeps the batsmen down to four singles.

32nd over: India 187-1 (Sharma 104, Kohli 20) Shadab continues and so does the milking. The fifty partnership comes up at a run a ball. It’s been serene. If you don’t take two wickets in quick succession, you’ve got hardly any chance – but Pakistan, when they take two, are apt to grab six, so it’s too early to write them off.

31st over: India 181-1 (Sharma 102, Kohli 16) After letting Sharma have his moment, Kohli looks to dominate for the first time – a full ball from Amir, a glorious off-drive, on the up. His 16 has come off 21 balls; the next 16 won’t take so long.

30th over: India 172-1 (Sharma 100, Kohli 9) Just when Wahab was offering a threat, he is taken off, as Shadab returns. The noise on 99 is massive, never mind the hundred, which comes up as Sharma rocks back to cut for an easy single. He gets a hug from Kohli and a din and a half from the crowd, which he fully deserves (a) for making 100 off only 85 balls, and (b) for keeping his head where many a strong person might turn to jelly.

“Greetings from Sale,” says Guy Hornsby, “where I can report the sun is peeking out. Alongside a dry afternoon, the one thing this match needs is a contest, and you feel without wickets this could get sticky for Pakistan. Predictable posturing aside, this is what cricket is all about.”

29th over: India 165-1 (Sharma 95, Kohli 7) Amir returns, with a slip and gully – better strategy from Sarfaraz – and beats Kohli by scrambling the seam and pushing the ball across him. Amir has 0-9 from five overs: it’s as if he’s playing in a different match.

28th over: India 164-1 (Sharma 94, Kohli 7) Wahab, going round the wicket now, keeps Kohli honest by angling it in, and raps him on the gloves with a well-aimed lifter. The predictor is saying 351 now.

Here’s Brian Withington again, striking a personal note. “Venkat’s heartfelt plea [19th over] made an exiled East Ender who used to live nervously in the Rotherhithe DMZ really appreciate that there’s a decent river as well as the unlikely prospect of promotion/relegation between Millwall and West Ham football clubs – and that neither set of supporters has yet acquired nuclear missile launch codes.”

27th over: India 160-1 (Sharma 92, Kohli 6) Sharma plays the shot of the day so far, an upper cut for six off Hassan. If he put any effort into that, he certainly wasn’t going to show it. Kohli, meanwhile, gets a thick inside edge and scrambles two. If you didn’t know his name, you’d think he was very much the junior partner here.

26th over: India 151-1 (Sharma 85, Kohli 4) Wahab’s over goes for a regulation five.

And here’s an email from Uma Nair, pulsating like the match itself. “Pakistan and India have these full-throttled accelerating two-to-tango duels. While our histories overlap and overwhelm, what stands out is an unwritten admiration and respect for great players and worthy records that will create their own pages of history on both sides of the board. Here am I, an art critic and curator, watching the adrenalin-pumped stands full of visitors who belong to either nation or even well-heeled Brits who love watching the alchemy pour out from fields to stands. But I must say I watch the game and read your notes with great relish. It gives me something to savour because somehow the commentators don’t have your pizazz!!” Ah thanks. That’s the OBO, serving pizazz since, when was it, 2003?

25th over: India 146-1 (Sharma 81, Kohli 3) Now it’s pace at both ends as Hafeez too is ostracised for a bad first over. Hassan Ali draws an inside edge from Sharma, but it’s another Harrow squirt for four. And Kohli, of course, is instantly at home, with a cut for one and a pull for two. At the half-way stage, India are well on top but not absolutely lording it.

“Just catching up with the coverage,” says Brian Withington, “I see that in over 14 Sarfaraz ‘shoes some faith’ in Shadab. Just wondering whether that was a petite size eight belief or the size 14 Derek Pringle specials with the cut-out toes?” Nice one: putting the stiletto in, not the boot.

24th over: India 136-1 (Sharma 75, Kohli 0) Senior or not, Shoaib found himself ditched after one over. Wahab returned for the first taste of pace since the 10th over, got a warning for running on the middle of the pitch, but made that vital incision. For Pakistan, blessed relief. For India, better to lose Rahul than Sharma.

At last! An apparently innocuous delivery, but Rahul chips it straight to Babar at extra cover. Friends, Indians, cricket-lovers, cover your ears – it’s time for Kohli.

23rd over: India 134-0 (Rahul 57, Sharma 74) You wait an hour and a half for an elderly part-time off-spinner, then two come along at once. And each of them goes for 11 off his first over. Mohammad Hafeez tosses it up and Rahul helps himself to six, inside-out over wide long-off. The carnage has resumed.

22nd over: India 123-0 (Rahul 51, Sharma 69) Now we do have a change of bowling, and it is an elderly part-timer coming on – Shoaib Malik, playing his 287th ODI. He shows none of that experience by dropping short to Rahul, who pulls him for six to reach fifty off 69 balls. It’s been old-school.

“Couldn’t agree more with Venkat,” says Aditya Anchuri, picking up on the 19th over. “It’s made worse in this day and age of social media. People using an innocent cricket match to further their petty political agendas.”

21st over: India 112-0 (Rahul 43, Sharma 66) Rahul gets out of his rut by milking Imad.

A tweet from Gary Naylor. “Effigy manufacturing companies share prices rising on the Lahore Stock Exchange,” he chortles. “The deluxe Sarfaraz edition and the ever popular Shoaib model look the best investments as it stands now. Though you might not want to throw out the Hardik Pandya ones just yet.”

20th over: India 105-0 (Rahul 39, Sharma 63) KL Rahul has been playing second fiddle, and now he’s in danger of falling silent altogether – his 39 has come off 64 balls, and when Shadab dishes up a full toss, he can only reverse-sweep it to the man at backward point. The last eight overs have gone for just 26, yet India are still in charge.

19th over: India 103-0 (Rahul 38, Sharma 62) Sarfaraz decides to stick rather than twist, and it goes well: only two off Imad’s over. The run-rate has slowed, but that won’t worry the Indians, who tend to start slowly anyway. Pakistan need three wickets in the next 20 minutes.

“Afternoon Tim.” Afternoon Venkat. “I’m writing from Bangalore, India, to tell you that I dread India-Pakistan matches. It’s all very well to talk about the noise and the atmosphere and the excitement. But it’s all backed by 70 plus years of religious tension, violence, bloodshed, jingoism, posturing, nuclear threats, mass migrations, war and the cynical political capital made out of all the above. I wish those watching – live or on TV – would make every effort to downplay the tension and use this match as a symbol of normalcy rather than rivalry. A forlorn hope. But despite my dread, I think I’ll try and follow the match :)” That is a great email.

18th over: India 100-0 (Rahul 37, Sharma 60) Rahul pushes Shadab comfortably into the covers to bring up the hundred partnership, something no Indian openers have managed before in six World Cup games against Pakistan. And India won all those matches. That’s drinks, and you don’t need me to tell you who’s on top.

17th over: India 99-0 (Rahul 36, Sharma 60) Five singles off Imad this time, plus a wide. Sarfaraz needs to do something fast, even if it means bringing on an elderly part-timer.

“I was in India in 2003,” says Philip Mallett, “when India beat Pakistan thanks largely to 98 from Tendulkar. For the next fortnight, every hotel I stayed in showed the whole game again on huge television screens, surrounded by jubilant Indians cheering every ball. Mind you, on the day of the match there were no waiters to be seen in the restaurants. It would have been a good day to carry out a bank robbery.”

16th over: India 93-0 (Rahul 33, Sharma 58) Sharma, after catching his breath, gets going again with a late cut for four off Shadab. That was so delicate as to be almost sadistic.

15th over: India 87-0 (Rahul 32, Sharma 53) Four singles off Imad.

“Warning,” says Abhijato Sensarma. “Put on a ‘Hit-Man’ bandana... I have been keeping a close eye on my personal favourite from the very start, Rohit ‘Double Ton Specialist’ Sharma... You should too!”

14th over: India 83-0 (Rahul 30, Sharma 51) Sarfaraz shoes some faith in Shadab, who repays it by restricting the batsmen to three singles. But still the best hope of a breakthrough seems to lie with a run-out. The batsmen are in more danger from themselves than from the bowlers.

13th over: India 80-0 (Rahul 28, Sharma 50) Imad restores order, conceding just a single. And the sun comes out! Manchester, you’ve surpassed yourself.

12th over: India 79-0 (Rahul 27, Sharma 50) Sarfaraz sees that turn and plumps for spin at both ends, but instantly regrets it. Shadab comes on and it all goes horribly wrong – a long-hop cut for four, a full-toss clipped for six. That’s 17 off the over and an excellent fifty for Sharma, from only 35 balls: the stuff of match-winners.

11th over: India 62-0 (Rahul 22, Sharma 38) Rahul attacks Imad, first delicately, with the finest of sweeps, then clumsily but effectively, with a mistimed chip over midwicket. There’s another sniff of a run-out as Shadab’s flying throw goes wide of the stumps with the batsman stranded. And in between, Imad gets one to straighten, sharply. It’s all happening, and we haven’t even seen Kohli yet.

10th over: India 53-0 (Rahul 14, Sharma 37) Wahab keeps it tight until the last ball, which is spanked wide of third man by Sharma, to celebrate his reprieve. And that’s a fine fifty partnership, nice and composed apart from the one rush of blood.

Of a run-out – Sharma went for a second, Rahul sent him back, all the man at midwicket had to do was throw to the keeper’s end, and he threw to the bowler’s end. That’s a shocker.

9th over: India 46-0 (Rahul 12, Sharma 32) Sarfaraz removes Amir, before Oxenford does, and decides it’s time for some spin. Imad Wasim starts with a wide but keps it tight thereafter. The score predictor is giving India 342, which could make for a very dull afternoon: in this World Cup, every team making 250 batting first has won.

“Morning Tim.” Morning Simon McMahon. “The atmosphere at Old Trafford looks and sounds electric, even on the telly. Reminds me a bit of the Cowdenbeath v Cove Rangers play off final second leg at Central Park a couple of seasons ago. The tension that day was off the scale.”

8th over: India 42-0 (Rahul 10, Sharma 31) Hassan had to go, so Sarfaraz sends for Wahab Riaz and it’s left-arm quicks at both ends. Sharma’s bonanza continues when Wahab tries a bouncer that just needs helping round the corner for four.

“Fantastic atmosphere at this game,” says Jonathan, “together with some top-level WHAT ARE YOU DOING with Amir running onto the pitch so often. But do you know why there are so many empty seats visible in some parts of the ground?” I don’t. At a guess, it could be the queues for security checks.

7th over: India 35-0 (Rahul 8, Sharma 26) Just a couple of quick singles and a bye off Amir. The day belongs to Rohit Sharma so far, just ahead of umpire Oxenford.

6th over: India 32-0 (Rahul 7, Sharma 25) Hassan drops too short and wide and Sharma tucks in, cutting with abandon, in the air but safely. And then he goes one better with a front-foot pull for the first six of the day. Hassan has gone for 26 already.

Meanwhile Bob O’Hara is picking up on the chat from the 1st over. “I think what Krishnamoorthy was trying to say is that #INDvPAK is almost as big as a Roses match.”

5th over: India 20-0 (Rahul 6, Sharma 14) Rahul takes on Amir’s bouncer and pulls it, handsomely, for four. Wasim Akram, on commentary, reckons that Amir’s front foot is landing too wide, reducing his ability to swing it back in. And now Amir gets a second warning from umpire Oxenford for running on the pink zone. One more and he’s off. But Amir still produces a slower ball, a cutter, that beats Rahul. His figures are impeccable: 3-1-6-0.

“Great that the game has at least started on time,” says Anand. “Nervous about India batting first in cloudy conditions. I do hope that Kohli’s decision to bat first in the warm-up against NZ was in preparation of a situation like this...”

4th over: India 16-0 (Rahul 2, Sharma 14) Hassan overpitches and Sharma plays the shot of the day, an effortless push for four to mid-off’s right. Hassan bounces back with a shorter ball that seams away and beats the bat.

3rd over: India 11-0 (Rahul 1, Sharma 10) Facing Amir, Sharma almost plays on as he tries a late leave. He’s standing outside his crease, Kohli-style, so Amir fires in a bouncer, too high to be dangerous. Amir is then warned for running on the middle of the pitch, although he only encroaches when he’s a long way down. “Bit harsh,” says Nasser Hussain.

“This is the Cavaliers vs the Roundheads,” reckons Risha Mohyeddin. “Bring it on!! Although we all know how that ended...”

2nd over: India 9-0 (Rahul 0, Sharma 9) Runs! Off the inside edge. Hassan Ali’s nip-backer defeats Rohit Sharma, but he manages a Harrow prod. When Hassan strays onto the pads, Sharma scores the first runs off the middle with an easy flick for two, followed by the same again for three. Hassan’s first over, like Amir’s, went from good to poor.

1st over: India 0-0 (Rahul 0, Sharma 0) Mohammad Amir takes centre stage and he’s learnt his lines, and lengths – first two balls in the channel, third one fuller and swinging back in. KL Rahul, watchful, blocks them all. The next three he can watch all the way into Sarfaraz’s gloves. Amir glanced up and thanked the gods of swing after the third ball, but went rather flat after that. Still, a maiden. The noise is unceasing – imagine what it’ll be liked when we have a run.

“Good morning Tim.” Good morning Krishnamoorthy. “You needed to have spent your formative years in the subcontinent to understand the nuances of an Ind-Pak match. A school-going kid in India will say Pakistan on being asked the opposite of India. That is how deep rooted the animosity is. The religious divide poisons it further as religion poisons everything it touches. It is bigger than El Clasico, North London Derby, Manchester Derby, Ashes, UCL final and London Marathon put together. There is no logic or rationale. To put it in context, my 80+ grandmom (who can’t tell a kookaburra from a baseball or a golf ball) says ”It does not matter if India loses all the matches but it must BEAT Pakistan (accompanied with a headmaster administering a spanking mime). The rest of the nation is not any better. By tonight V Kohli will be bigger than Imran and Tendulkar put together or his effigies will be burnt in front of his Delhi home.”

Never mind the weather, what about the climate? My colleague Tanya Aldred is at the game, with her campaigning hat on – do follow @TheNextText on Twitter. The word is there are no water jugs, just plastic bottles, plugging a sponsor. Come on ICC, you can do better than that.

And here’s an email from Aditi Prabhudesai. “Much hot air has been spewed forth over the perfidious English rain. With thousands of Indians and Pakistanis jetting in to watch today’s encounter, one would do well to consider other environmental issues. Climate change has the potential to disrupt cricket. I believe temperatures had touched 50C during the last Ashes. Then there’s air pollution which marred the Delhi Test played between India and Sri Lanka. There’s a good chance cricket would have to be moved indoors in the dystopian future. If and when a carbon tax is introduced, cricket audiences would be limited to locals and the well heeled. Rain, I think, would be the least of our concerns.”

1 India’s opening pair. They’re usually immense, but Shikhar Dhawan is out with a broken thumb – can KL Rahul step up? And can VJ Shankar fill Rahul’s shoes at No.4, or will India rue the day they left Rishabh Pant at home?

2 Kohli against left-arm quicks. He only averages 50 against them, according to a Sky stat box, so he becomes just about mortal. Memo to Mohammad Amir: aim for his heel.

India 1 Rohit Sharma, 2 KL Rahul, 3 Virat Kohli (capt), 4 VJ Shankar, 5 MS Dhoni (wkt), 6 Hardik Pandya, 7 Kedar Jadhav, 8 Bhuvneshwar Kumar, 9 Kuldeep Yadav, 10 Yuzvendra Chahal, 11 Jasprit Bumrah.

Pakistan 1 Imam-ul-Haq, 2 Fakhar Zaman, 3 Babar Azam, 4 Mohammad Hafeez, 5 Sarfaraz Ahmed (capt, wkt), 6 Shoaib Malik, 7 Imad Wasim, 8 Shadab Khan, 9 Hassan Ali, 10 Wahab Riaz, 11 Mohammad Amir.

Sarfaraz Ahmed calls tails, it is, and he opts to bowl first, because of the forecast rain. Virat Kohli says he would have done the same.

Morning everyone and welcome to the World Cup match with the most superlatives around its neck. It’s the noisiest, niggliest, most intense, most watched game there can be, unless India and Pakistan meet again in the final, as they did two years ago, also on English turf.The last match I covered, England v West Indies 48 hours ago, was under-hyped. That’s not a problem today.

This is England, so we have to start by talking about the weather. According to the Met Office, there’s rain around but it’s not expected to be serious until lunchtime. We should get a game, albeit a truncated one.

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13th over: Bangladesh 96-1 (Tamim 38, Shakib 20) They’re throwing plenty of wides at Bangladesh, these bowlers. Nine so far, as Oshane Thomas comes back to donate one more. He gets cut by Shakib, gorgeously, for four behind point. Wrists snapping down so the ball hit the ground and was no chance to be caught. Thomas comes back with a brilliant bouncer, really fast and at the helmet, which Shakib ducks. That sizzled through.

One of the OBO favourites Brian Withington is on the email. “My neutral favourite today has to be Bangladesh, if only to see a side successfully chase a target above 250 in this WC. I noticed that pre-tournament Virat Kohli predicted that the scoring would not be as high as has become the norm in bilateral series. Not just a fairly useful batsman...”

12th over: Bangladesh 89-1 (Tamim 37, Shakib 15) Shannon Gabriel comes on. He can be very brisk when he wants to be, a pretty significant second-change bowler. But he starts with a a wide down leg. He does well, tying down Tamim for a few balls, but when Shakib gets a chance to swing, the batsman gets a high top edge down to a fine fine leg for four, leaping over the rope.

Well bowled. Mind you, whenever I see the name Shannon Gabriel I just think of this guy.

11th over: Bangladesh 81-1 (Tamim 36, Shakib 9) I’m pleased to see that Andre Russell has sorted the lettering on his shirt out. He was Russel in his first match, then Russell with an L that had obviously been hastily added from a sports store and didn’t match the font or positioning when he played Australia, then back to Russel in his previous match after a page designer had obviously had a word, and how has a perfect matching letter. Maybe he borrowed an L from Nigel Lllllllllong?

It doesn’t help his bowling though, as Tamim decides this is the over to take him on. First a gorgeous drive on the up through cover. Four. Then a brace bunted over midwicket, unconvincing but effective. Finally a better pull shot, cruched squarer for four more. That with Shakib single to start the over makes 11. Zoom.

10th over: Bangladesh 70-1 (Tamim 26, Shakib 8) Four for Tamim! Perhaps he saw Shakib’s swish and thought he needs to score himself to calm his teammate down? Either way, he throws the bat for the first time, driving square through point. The plan, if it was one, doesn’t work, because when Shakib gets strike he flat-bats Holder from around the wicket for four, through long-off. Still two lefties in the middle. Short again and pulled again, but deep square keeps it to one. Not the last ball of the over though! Tamim pulls that finer, from the line of leg stump, and it bounces away with speed for four! The over costs 14.

“I’m a New Zealander, and it’s definitely Windies for me, Geoff. Me and my mate Stanley from Trinidad have tickets for next Saturday at Old Trafford, so ideally we want that match to be a sort of quarter-final. That would probably require NZ to lose to SA in the meantime, but I’m willing to make that sacrifice…”

9th over: Bangladesh 56-1 (Tamim 17, Shakib 3) Right then. Soumya has got his team a reasonably fast start but has to make way. Over to Shakib al Hasan, who hasn’t missed out with the bat yet in this World Cup. Bangladesh need him again today. He gets off the mark nicely, driving down the ground and getting back for three with the field up. Then Russell bounces him, and Shakib nails the pull so hard that Cottrell at mid-on falls over backwards in stopping it. Shakib tries a repeat next ball but meets fresh air.

Gone! Soft from Soumya. The first ball of the over he got width from Russell and ramped it for six. The second was tighter, at his body, and he tried to steer to third man but Gayle spends about 40 overs of any innings at slip so he doesn’t have to run. And that ball went straight to him, like a fielding drill.

8th over: Bangladesh 46-0 (Tamim 16, Soumya 23) Tamim is starting to get into his groove, taking a couple of singles from Holder.

7th over: Bangladesh 40-0 (Tamim 11, Soumya 22) Andre Russell will come on to try to take some initiative back. Remarkably he can walk. He’s strapping himself up like Sigourney Weaver at the end of Aliens, adjusting a huge compression bandage that goes from shin to thigh under his maroon strides. But he’s going to bowl a bit before grimacing endlessly and falling over several times and limping from the field and bowling another spell, if history is any guide.

And he’s quick, as he always is. Up around 90 miles an hour immediately. Just a couple of singles, as he packs his off side field and bowls outside off.

@GeoffLemonSport really enjoying Shimron Hetmyer’s cricket bat necklace! pic.twitter.com/57whJL37lK

6th over: Bangladesh 38-0 (Tamim 10, Soumya 21) Holder won’t be targeted in the same way, as his awkward bounce from his epic height makes the batsmen take more care, just the odd single. He comes around the wicket to Tamim for the last couple of balls, and Tamim steps across to try a ramp which he misses. He wants a wide, but it passed over his leg stump I’d think.

Here’s your preview for England’s match tomorrow from Vic Marks.

Related: England must balance realism and respect as Afghanistan await | Vic Marks

5th over: Bangladesh 34-0 (Tamim 9, Soumya 19) Well, Tamim can afford to take his time if Soumya keeps doing this. SIX! First ball of Cottrell’s over, slot ball, and Soumya imagines he’s in the last ten overs rather than the first, and cleans it up over midwicket for half a dozen. That throws off Cottrell enough to drag the next down leg, and Soumya glances it for four. Then a single to third man. Simples.

And well, Soumya is living in Cottrell’s head at the moment. Tamim hands the strike back, so Cottrell tries a bouncer. The classic response. He gives it everything, too much in fact, and it launches over Shai Hope’s head for five wides! A single follows, then a top save from Pooran at cover keeps the cost of the over to 18.

4th over: Bangladesh 16-0 (Tamim 8, Soumya 6) Holder continues, and Tamim is playing very cautiously here. Can be a dasher but he wants to get set. After Soumya takes a single first ball, Tamim blots out five.

“Dumb American watching his first cricket world cup here,” writes Jason Straight to get in ahead of all of you toffy Brits and we tactless Australians. “All these matches are neutral to me. I’ll go for the Windies on this one to try to keep my hemisphere relevant. Loyalty is up for grabs, so sell me on your national side!”

3rd over: Bangladesh 15-0 (Tamim 8, Soumya 6) Cottrell is bowling well here. A bit of swing, and he draws a mistimed single from Tamim, then a play and miss from Soumya. But when he drops short, Tamim pulls for a couple.

“Greetings from a warm and sunny Croatia. Am greatly enjoying the OBO — many thanks!” No - thank you, Mark Jeffery. “I don’t wish to prejudice the outcome of this game, but there does seem to be an almost inevitable pattern here. Team A wins the toss, puts Team B in to bat, who then run up 320+. Team A run themselves into the ground trying to keep up, fall short, and end up losing by anything from 20-80 runs. Maybe teams should try batting first after all? All best and živjeli (cheers).”

2nd over: Bangladesh 11-0 (Tamim 5, Soumya 5) Second over, and it’s time for Captain Jason Holder. I was fortunate enough to do some commentary stints on the wireless with Curtly Ambrose in the West Indies-Australia game at Trent Bridge, and the best thing about him is that he uses “Captain Jason Holder” every time he mentions the player, as though it were a military title. Thus, I can’t think of Holder as Holder anymore. CJH to his friends.

Captain Jason Holder bowls wide to Soumya, who slices riskily away with third man pounding around the boundary rope. But it lands wide of him for a single. Two left-handers batting. CJH then swings the ball into Tamim, hitting him almost on the back hip, going well over the stumps. Tamim manages a run dabbing to point, then Soumya launches into a lofted drive over cover. It’s a clunky one, not timed at all, but there’s no one out there so it eventually dribbles for four.

1st over: Bangladesh 5-0 (Tamim 4, Soumya 0) And we’re away. Sheldon Cottrell, star of the mystifyingly popular television program The Big Bang Theory, will open the bowling for West Indies. Gets wided for a bouncer, so he doesn’t continue with that option. Hangs most of his over across the left-handed Tamim, who waits patiently until the fifth ball, a touch fuller, which gets the treatment through cover. All hands and eye, no feet.

With all the rain around, and net run rate being a big talking point at this World Cup, here’s an interesting series of musings from an internet gentleman.

Any sport in the world uses For and Against (Points Scored minus Points Conceded) as a tie-breaker for League/Group teams that end on equal footing. In cricket, this obviously doesn’t work due to 2nd innings chases being restricted by how many runs can be scored #CWC19

This doesn’t take into account wickets lost. 180/9 off 20 overs is awarded the same 'Dominance', as such, as 180/0 off 20 overs, despite the first instance being incredibly close to losing the match altogether. #CWC19

We could also use DLS to assess For & Against on second innings chase ‘domination’. If a team batting first wins by 89 runs, they are awarded +89 on F&A (the team losing -89). The corresponding DLS score for each ball of a 2nd innings that’s displayed on the scoreboard #CWC19

Let’s say, 80 (again - guessing!). In that case, +100 F&A points awarded
I don’t have the time or info to see how this would change the rankings on the current table, (and it’s unlikely to effect this World Cup), but it’s surely a better way of measuring dominance in a match.

Neutral cricket watchers, who is your second team for this match? And why? As always, you can email me via geoff.lemon@theguardian.com, or find me on the old Twitter machine.

Here’s one of our stable nailing his red and green colours to the mast early.

The tournament needs Musta to finish the job with the ball, the Tiges to chase this down and then to shock Australia at Trent Bridge. Failing that, we're going to know the final four halfway through the group stage. Shades of 1996. #CWC19

Thanks Ashers. Well, that was fun. Some brilliant fielding from Bangladesh, not always the cleanest stops but effective ones as they hurled themselves around the field. Both of these teams offer a lot in the way of entertainment, and they’re both playing to keep themselves in this World Cup. I like Bangladesh as a batting side when they click: Tamim, Soumya, Shakib, Mushfiq, Mahmudullah: plenty of quality. So they can do this, but teams defending 300 always start with a big advantage.

Right, that’s it from me. Geoff Lemon will be with you very shortly for Bangladesh’s chase.

At one point it seemed West Indies might only scramble to 270-odd. Then, briefly, 350 seemed likely. So perhaps somewhere between the two is a fair result.

50th over: West Indies 321-7 (Thomas 5, Bravo 19) Shaifuddin takes the final over and he also starts with a wide but, unlike Mustafizur, he follows it up with another a couple of balls later … and another. It’s all entirely unnecessary – Thomas is the man on strike. A single puts Bravo on strike and he heaves over midwicket for six. Ten off the over and still three balls to go. Couple of dots, then a yorker does for Bravo. A strange, strange final couple of overs to complete a very strange innings.

49th over: West Indies 311-7 (Thomas 5, Bravo 13) Mustafizur comes in to send down the penultimate over and starts off with a wide but he improves from that point. Then we have a baffling moment – Thomas plays and misses, then absent mindedly swings his bat back up and over the stumps, then down on to the bails. It’s incredibly clumsy but not out as he’d finished playing his shot. Odd moment.

48th over: West Indies 305-7 (Thomas 1, Bravo 12) This has been a really fascinating contest, one that has ebbed and flowed more than just about any ODI innings I can remember (though, to be honest, my memory isn’t all that great). Bravo finally finds his mojo and a boundary – six off the last over long on.

47th over: West Indies 297-7 (Thomas 0, Bravo 6) Since Holder’s wicket – 20 balls, 15 runs.

Mustafizurhas bowled beautifully here, mixing up his pace and keeping the batsmen to three singles from the first five balls. From the last Hope, increasingly becalmed, shuffles to the off and looks to flick over square leg but can only pick out the man in the deep.

46th over: West Indies 294-6 (Hope 95, Bravo 4) Shaifuddin again and again this pair struggle to find the rope. Five singles and a couple from the last is all the batsmen get.

“My first cat was ginger too, named after (Kit) Marlowe,” writes John Starbuck. “His principle role was to lie on my legs whilst I was stretched out watching Test matches on TV. That was back in the ‘70s though. His pals and successors have been variously fascinated by cricket, some of them endeavouring to chase and catch the ball as it rolled towards the boundary. Not so much as for snooker though.”

45th over: West Indies 288-6 (Hope 91, Bravo 2) Holder and Hetmyer combined for 83 from 41. Handy. Mehidy returns with his off spin and keeps things nice and quiet – single, dot, single, single, single, single. Five from the over.

44th over: West Indies 283-6 (Hope 88, Bravo 0) Darren Bravo finally makes it to the crease.

Holder, who is batting wonderfully, clonks Shaifuddin down the ground for four more. He goes to 33 from 14. And, of course, he then skies one into the deep for Mamudullah to pouch.

43rd over: West Indies 274-5 (Hope 86, Holder 27) Mashrafe brings himself back into the attack and Holder smites him into the stands at long on. He goes for it again from the next but toe-ends it a little – Tamim, diving in, watches the ball bounce under his hands and disappear for four.

“Many thanks for the magnificent pic of Brian, the Somerset cat,” writes Robert Wilson. “First off, way to go unapologetic ginge. Plus great name. I had a cat called Colin and a grumpy life-ruiner named Norman but I think Brian shades it just for how melancholy it would sound shouted reproachfully across the chilly wastes of an empty sports stadium as a winter evening draws in. The best bit is the expression though. If you give a single minute to inspecting the physiognomy of that redoubtable animal, it quickly becomes clear that this is a cat that really hates cricket. It’s magnificent.”

42nd over: West Indies 261-5 (Hope 84, Holder 16) Who knows where we go from here. The tide just keeps turning. Hope drives sweetly for one, Holder lofts for two. The West Indies captain pulls hard for four from the last but this has been an excellent return from Mustafizur, whose figures for the 40th and 42nd over read 2-0-10-2.

41st over: West Indies 254-5 (Hope 83, Holder 10) Holder’s turn to have them ducking in the stands – a huge slog-sweep off the returning Shakib that disappears into the crowd. He follows that up with a glorious orthodox cover drive for four. Eleven from the over.

40th over: West Indies 243-5 (Hope 82, Holder 0) Well that changes the tone to some extent! Three runs and two wickets from that over. Jason Holder comes out to join Hope, with Bravo – in the side as an extra batsman – sliding down the order.

Fair to say Bangladesh needed that. And they’ve got another! A gorgeous delivery from the Fiz, moving across Russell and finding the edge.

Hetmyer goes to his 50 off just 25 balls, but that’s yer lot. A skew steeples into the Somerset sky and Tamim takes a tricky tumbling catch in the deep.

39th over: West Indies 240-3 (Hope 81, Hetmyer 49) Mehidy keeps this pair to a series of six singles, which Bangladesh will certainly take at this stage.

38th over: West Indies 234-3 (Hope 78, Hetmyer 46) Hetmyer crashes Mosaddek for another boundary through backward point, pulls for a couple, then heaves over cow corner for six! He moves on to 44 from 18, already a game-changing knock. Fourteen from the first three but Mosaddek responds well – a couple of dots then a scampered two.

37th over: West Indies 220-3 (Hope 78, Hetmyer 32) The return of the pace bowlers really hasn’t worked, so Bangladesh opt to take a bit of heat off the ball and Mehidy comes back into the attack. The now helmet-free Hetmyer responds with another cracker – a beautiful back-foot off drive placed precisely for four.

36th over: West Indies 210-3 (Hope 74, Hetmyer 26) Shaifuddin steams in once more with Bangladesh under a bit of pressure for pretty much the first time in the match. PLONK! Hetmyer hooks hard for a big six at backward point. And from the last there’s an even bigger hit – a gigantic slog sweep that has them running for cover on Taunton high street. Fifteen off the over and Hetmyer moves on to 26 from 12.

35th over: West Indies 193-3 (Hope 69, Hetmyer 14) The left-arm-round Mustafizur returns to the attack. And Hope welcomes him by launching him flat-batted over long off for six! What a shot that was. And he follows it up with a hook for four more. Mustafizur – a touch irked – then sends down a bouncer that flies over batsman and keeper and zips away for five wides.

Yeesh – he follows that with another wide: 16 off the over, three balls still to go. A dot follows then there’s more chaos – the batsmen looking at each other in the middle of the pitch as short third man takes aim at the vacant stumps … and misses. Two off the last and an over Mustafizur will not want to hear from ever again.

34th over: West Indies 174-3 (Hope 58, Hetmyer 12) Hetmyer means business here – he thunks Shaifuddin to cow corner for four. Eight off the over.

33rd over: West Indies 166-3 (Hope 55, Hetmyer 7) Things are in danger of unravelling here for West Indies – both times they’ve looked to really accelerate they’ve lost a wicket. Hetmyer looks to pepper the spectators straight away, slog-sweeping away for a couple, then smartly sweeping in more orthordox fashion for four.

More, more, more from Shakib. Out, out, out goes Pooran! He slogs hard but can’t get a clean hit on Shakib and can only launch the ball to long on.

32nd over: West Indies 158-2 (Hope 54, Pooran 25) Shaifuddin (3-1-12-1) returns and has Pooran playing and missing wildly outside off. A couple of singles later, he repeats the trick off the last. An excellent return – just two off the over and that run rates drops below five again.

31st over: West Indies 156-2 (Hope 53, Pooran 24) The West Indies run rate creeps above five-an-over for the first time – they’ll be eyeing 300, though it’s far from a certainty. Shakib again restricts the batsmen to singles, five of them this time.

30th over: West Indies 151-2 (Hope 51, Pooran 21) Pooran is ready to go. He launches Mehidy down the ground for a couple but finds the sweet spot next ball, back over the bowler’s head for a huge six. New ball required. But a good response from the bowler – three dots and a single follow that huge hit.

“If E and L wander off, there could be HANDBAGS,” frets Nick Way.

29th over: West Indies 141-2 (Hope 51, Pooran 12) Shakib rattles through an over so quickly I barely noticed it happened. Just two from it.

28th over: West Indies 139-2 (Hope 50, Pooran 10) Mehidy returns. Hope skips down the wicket and clunks a drive down the ground for two, then a skittered single takes Hope to his half century. Pooran joins the fun, thrashing low through point for four more. Nine from the over.

27th over: West Indies 130-2 (Hope 47, Pooran 5) Shakib continues and keeps the batsmen to just a single.

26th over: West Indies 129-2 (Hope 46, Pooran 5) There’s certainly more intent about West Indies now. Mosaddek offers a bit of width for just about the first time and Pooran gets off the mark with a firm cut for four.

25th over: West Indies 122-2 (Hope 44, Pooran 0) Pooran plays and misses at his first delivery and Shakib follows up his wicket with three dots.

WHUMP! Lewis gets on one knee and slog-sweeps Shakib into the square-leg stands. The world’s No 1 all-rounder is struggling so far. And, pretty much as I’m typing that, he gets his man. Lewis is aiming for the stands again but this time skews to long on.

24th over: West Indies 114-1 (Hope 44, Lewis 62) Mosaddek rattles through another – six fuss-free singles off it.

23rd over: West Indies 108-1 (Hope 41, Lewis 59) Lewis brings up his half-century (from 58 balls) with a neat push down the ground for a single. He’s batted nicely since a slightly scrappy start. Hope then cuts for three, a brilliant bit of fielding on the rope forcing the batsmen to panic-scamper the third. Another single brings up the 100 for the Windies and back to back boundaries for Lewis – the first swept fine, the second slammed uppishly through backward point – mean 14 from the over and a bit of much-needed acceleration.

22nd over: West Indies 94-1 (Hope 37, Lewis 49) There’s a bit of a retro feel about this at the moment – only two boundaries since the 13th over. And four singles off this latest effort from Mosaddek.

21st over: West Indies 90-1 (Hope 35, Lewis 47) Shakib Al Hasan into the attack for the first time today, left-arm round. Nudge and nurdle is the order of the day – four singles in total.

“If only the ‘L’ and ‘S letter-shirt people wandered off, the others could end up spelling HEADBANG,” notes Mac Millings. “But if everyone stays and switches seats, we might get DANGLEBASH, or BLADEGNASH, both of which sound pretty painful.

20th over: West Indies 86-1 (Hope 33, Lewis 45) Mosaddek again. Hope drives sumptuously for two (Mahmudullah making a fine stop; Hope thought it had gone – he stood and admired it for a few seconds before begrudgingly setting off for the run).

19th over: West Indies 82-1 (Hope 30, Lewis 44) Mustafizur continues and Lewis misses out as he strays to leg, Shaifuddin’s fine fielding at fine leg preventing the boundary. But there’s nothing he can do with this – an attempted bouncer his helped on its way by Lewis who this time does find the rope.

18th over: West Indies 75-1 (Hope 28, Lewis 39) More spin – Mosaddek, obviously recovered from his knock, into the attack. A fine bit of fielding from Shakib at square leg denies Hope a certain boundary and after just five dots there is just a single off the last.

17th over: West Indies 74-1 (Hope 27, Lewis 39) West Indies have rebuilt pretty well after that ropey start. You wouldn’t quite say they’re on top yet but they’re definitely in the game. Tidy stuff from Mustafizur here, keeping the batsmen to a single apiece.

16th over: West Indies 72-1 (Hope 26, Lewis 38) Lewis shovels Mehidy through the off-side for a couple. Mossadek fields on the boundary and seems to have done himself a mischief, so they take drinks while he gets some treatment. He goes off and after the break Hope rocks back and punches through the covers for four.

15th over: West Indies 64-1 (Hope 21, Lewis 35) Mustafizur replaces Mortaza, who can go and soak his aching bones for a while. Is Shai Hope’s off-drive the most aesthetically pleasing shot in world cricket at the moment? It’s definitely up there. And he unfurls a corker here (for one).

14th over: West Indies 58-1 (Hope 17, Lewis 35) The Bangladeshi fans seem to be out in force in Taunton – we get a nice shot of 10 fans, each with one letter of the country’s name on their shirts. You’ve got to be organised with that sort of thing, particularly as the day wears on. There’s no way I’d risk it: all it takes is for a couple of people to wander off at some point and a few people to switch seats and before you know it you’re sat in a row with LASAGNE or GLANDES on your T-shirts.

Mehidy twirls through another over, giving up only ones and twos.

13th over: West Indies 53-1 (Hope 15, Lewis 32)“Re: Animal mascots,” begins Charles Montague. “The Oz badge features two animals that are very much alive and kicking (and punching) in the Australian wild.”

Mashrafe continues into his seventh over. Perhaps once those poor old knees get mobile it’s best to keep them moving. He drops a touch short and Lewis is on to it like a shot, pulling hard for a one-bounce four to cow corner.

12th over: West Indies 45-1 (Hope 14, Lewis 26) Mehidy continues and Lewis benefits from a misfield to pinch a single. But it’s more tight stuff from the spinner.

11th over: West Indies 42-1 (Hope 12, Lewis 24) That is apparently the lowest score after 10 overs in the tournament so far, testament to an excellent Bangladesh bowling performance. Lewis has had enough of it – he slams Mortaza over wide long on for six to get the juices flowing.

10th over: West Indies 32-1 (Hope 12, Lewis 17) Mehidy, the off-spinner, into the attack. Tidy stuff from the youngster – just the two singles off the over. West Indies haven’t got going at all yet.

9th over: West Indies 30-1 (Hope 11, Lewis 16) Mortaza (4-1-8-0) continues and by the end of the over he has figures of 5-1-9-0.

8th over: West Indies 29-1 (Hope 11, Lewis 15) The first bowling change of the day: Mustafizur comes into the attack. He’s a little too straight throughout, though, and the batsmen are able to tickle him away for a few singles before he overcompensates and Hope is able to punch a short wide one through the covers for four.

And here’s the full story on that Jason Roy news:

Related: Jason Roy ruled out for minimum of two England games with hamstring tear

7th over: West Indies 21-1 (Hope 6, Lewis 13) Mortaza maintains his stranglehold – tight line and length giving up just three singles.

A bit of news from elsehwere: the ECB has confirmed England’s Jason Roy has a hamstring tear and will miss at least two matches.

6th over: West Indies 18-1 (Hope 5, Lewis 11) Yes, this has been an excellent start for Bangladesh. It’s always been an excellent start for Bangladesh. No one ever said it was an excellent start for Sri Lanka. Especially not in the fourth over. No sirree. Don’t know where you got that from. Fake news, I reckon.

Hope pirouette-pulls beautifully for four to get off the mark. And Lewis joins the fun later in the over – Shaifuddin dropping short and offering the sort of width the West Indies opener loves – four more. Then an escape – Lewis edging with soft hands just short of slip.

5th over: West Indies 8-1 (Hope 0, Lewis 6) Mortaza continues to trundle in and hit a nice length. Lewis blocks to wide of mid off for a quick single. And a leg bye means just two off the over.

4th over: West Indies 6-1 (Hope 0, Lewis 5) So this has become an excellent start for Bangladesh. Gayle looked a little dozy, a little sluggish, a little like he’d rather be sat on the settee at home – basically a little like most people on a Monday morning. A wicket maiden for Shaifuddin and only two scoring shots from the Windies so far.

Back to Gayle then, who has now gone 12 balls without getting off the mark. And he’s not going to get off the mark! His 13th delivery tempts him into a tentative, awkward push outside off and the ball just carries through to the keeper.

3rd over: West Indies 6-0 (Gayle 0, Lewis 5) A big play-and-miss from Lewis as Mortaza finds some movement off the pitch but he connects with the next – short and wide from the bowler and thunked through point for four. An inside edge then rattles into the pads and trickles wide of the off stump.

2nd over: West Indies 2-0 (Gayle 0, Lewis 1) Shaifuddin with the new ball at the River End. Lewis pushes his first ball into the off to get us under way and next up Shaifuddin sends down a leg-side wide but Gayle is taking his time to settle in. He’s now seen out seven eight nine 10 11 dots.

1st over: West Indies 0-0 (Gayle 0, Lewis 0) Mashrafe Mortaza opens the bowling, with Chris Gayle coiled at the striker’s end. The Bangladesh captain squares Gayle up with his second ball and, despite offering the batsman a bit of width later in the over, he starts off with a maiden.

“Is Bangladesh the only cricketing nation sporting an animal mascot which still roams (bits of) its landscape?” wonders Marting Wright. “Lions in Whipsnade don’t count.”

Anthemwatch: two of the jauntier anthems on the international circuit these. Amar Sonar Bangla lasts about an hour and a half but doesn’t really outstay it’s welcome as it’s such a nice tune. And I’m not a massive fan of “Rally Round the West Indies” but it’s still better than most.

Out come the teams. Amusingly, the young mascot seems to be dragging Chris Gayle out there.

A bit of pre-match reading: here’s Moeen Ali’s latest column for us:

Related: Family comes first in this England team and that’s probably for the best | Moeen Ali

West Indies: Gayle, Lewis, Hope, Pooran, Bravo, Hetmyer, Holder, Russell, Cottrell, Thomas, Gabriel.

Bangladesh: Tamim, Soumya, Shakib, Mushfiqur, Litton, Mahmudullah, Mosaddek, Shaifuddin, Mehidy, Mashrafe, Mustafizur.

Bangladesh’s Mashrafe Mortaza wins the toss and is going to have a bowl.

Bangladesh can feel a little hard-done-by so far in this tournament. They thumped South Africa and got very close against New Zealand before falling short against England – and if you wanted one of your games rained off, you wouldn’t choose the one against Sri Lanka. I make them favourites today.

Morning all. We’re pretty much slap-bang at the halfway point of the group stage and this feels like a must-win for both sides if either are to maintain realistic hopes of making the semi-finals.

The good news from Taunton is that for the first time since wooly mammoths were roaming the Somerset wilds, there’s no rain forecast. We should – should– be delay-free for the duration.

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23rd over: Afghanistan 100-2 (Rahmat 44, Hashmatullah 16) Moeen has moved around the wicket to the right-handed Rahmat, who continues to bat as if in a Test match. In the circumstances there’s nothing wrong with that. He scampers back for a second to bring up the hundred; those are the only runs from the over.

22nd over: Afghanistan 98-2 (Rahmat 42, Hashmatullah 16) This is a sharp spell from Stokes, who is also pushing 90mph. Hashmatullah does well to dig out a yorker for one of four singles from the over.

It seems Tim was, understandably, taken by Gulbadin’s arms (over 30),” says Daniel Sixsmith. “Though I’d be surprised if he liked them quite as much as the man himself, as the brilliant Out of the Ashes showed us.”

21st over: Afghanistan 94-2 (Rahmat 40, Hashmatullah 14) Another nice shot from Rahmat Shah, who glances Moeen fine for four. Hashmaullah is then beaten, and slightly startled, by a delivery that spits nastily from the pitch.

20th over: Afghanistan 86-2 (Rahmat 34, Hashmatullah 12) “Which England team would you like back?” asks Paul Frangi. “Is it the 1999 World Cup squad? Oh to have an Ian Austin or Mark Ealham shuffling in, a green Freddie Flintoff or a creaky Gus Fraser. Vince Wells!!”

I think I’d choose the Rothmans Four-Nations Cup squad of 1984-85, mainly because Norman Gifford made his ODI debut a few days before his 45th birthday.

19th over: Afghanistan 83-2 (Rahmat 32, Hashmatullah 11) The success of Wood means England may only play one spinner at the business end of this tournament, so this is an important game for Moeen and especially Adil Rashid. Moeen is a bit unfortunate when Rahmat edges through slip at catchable height for four.

“Rob,” says Charles. “The other annoying thing about the whole round robin phase being effectively wrapped up halfway through is that lots of folk are left holding tickets to matches with no point at all. I’ve tickets for what will be the deadist of dead rubbers at the Riverside next Friday, and am finding it hard to work up any excitement at all.”

18th over: Afghanistan 78-2 (Rahmat 27, Hashmatullah 11) Stokes replaces Wood, who bowled a calefactive spell of 3-1-7-1, and bursts a good delivery past Hashmatullah. The game is over, both sides know that, but there is a decent intensity to the contest.

17th over: Afghanistan 75-2 (Rahmat 26, Hashmatullah 9) Rahmat charges Moeen and drives him for a classical straight six. I think he fancies becoming Afghanistan’s first World Cup centurion today. Obviously they all fancy it, but I think he has an eye on it. Several, perhaps.

16th over: Afghanistan 66-2 (Rahmat 18, Hashmatullah 8) Wood is producing some hot hot heat. He looks almost angry, which is unlike him, and slams a bouncer past the ducking Hashmatullah to set the tone for an excellent maiden. On current form, he’s undroppable.

“Looking at the Mali-Rwanda women’s cricket scorecard, I thought, ‘Mali aren’t up to much, then,’ before realising that Rwanda might just have the modern women’s cricket equivalent of Roberts-Garner-Holding-Marshall bowling for them,” says Andrew Mullinder. “Which made me wonder, which ten-leagues-tall fast bowler was better, Garner or Ambrose? Completely irrelevant for today’s match, but thoughts? I say Ambrose.”

15th over: Afghanistan 66-2 (Rahmat 18, Hashmatullah 8) Nothing much ever happens when Moeen bowls in ODIs - a few singles per over, the odd boundary or wicket. He plays a quietly important role, and has started pretty well today: 3-0-11-0.

“Afghanistan pacing the reply nicely and ahead of England after 10 overs,” says Brian Withington. “Morgan’s decision to bat first now looking even riskier than when my brother opined thusly at 10:30.”

14th over: Afghanistan 62-2 (Rahmat 16, Hashmatullah 6) Hashmatullah edges Wood through the slips for four. An affronted Wood responds with a zesty lifter that beats the bat by a distance. I am watching an England with two, maybe three 90mph bowlers, a legspinner and an entire XI of six-hitters. I WANT MY ENGLAND BACK.

(NB: I don’t actually want them back.)

13th over: Afghanistan 57-2 (Rahmat 16, Hashmatullah 2) Have to agree with Chris Parker’s point about the round robin format, to which I’d add that the match scheduling hasn’t worked out terribly well either,” says David Hopkins. “I think there’s been only two games so far between the top four teams - was it a conscious choice to load those towards the end of the schedule? And won’t it just been that those games will mean little other than jockeying for semi-final positions?”

I assume the fixtures were done randomly, but I agree that we could have done with having the three Big Three matches early on. If New Zealand beat South Africa tomorrow and Bangladesh lose to Australia on Thursday, that is pretty much it. It’s such a shame.

12th over: Afghanistan 53-2 (Rahmat 14, Hashmatullah 0) Wood now has eight wickets at 16 in this tournament. His form is so encouraging with the knockout stages in mind, assuming England get there, and he stays fit.

“Some people getting a bit carried away, Rob, but not me,” says Simon McMahon. “I mean, it’s onlyAfghanistan blooming well coming home!!!”

Mark Wood, who has scorched along in Jofra Archer’s shadow during this World Cup, strikes with his fifth ball. Gulbadin, beaten for pace, top-edges a pull high towards short fine leg, and the wicketkeeper Buttler runs round to take a good diving catch.

11th over: Afghanistan 51-1 (Gulbadin 37, Rahmat 12) Moeen Ali, buoyed by a frisky strike rate of 344 with the bat, replaces Chris Woakes and hurries through his first over. Three singles from it; nothing to see here.

“How many,” says Nick Donovan, “does Gulbadin need to get to be in consideration for Man of the Match?”

10th over: Afghanistan 48-1 (Gulbadin 36, Rahmat 10) Gulbadin is beaten, trying to again slug Archer over the leg side. Afghanistan will lose this game but the pitch is so flat that there’s a chance for someone to score their first World Cup hundred. Rahmat, the most orthodox of the Afghanistan top order, looks like he wants to bat through the innings; he has 10 from 29 balls.

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9th over: Afghanistan 44-1 (Gulbadin 35, Rahmat 7) Woakes’ slower ball is pulled behind square for four by Gulbadin, who is in punchy mood. He slaps another boundary over cover later in the over and has raced to 35 from 23 balls.

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8th over: Afghanistan 35-1 (Gulbadin 26, Rahmat 7) Archer beats Rahmat Shah with consecutive deliveries - the first fullish, the second short. One from the over.

“Is no one else worried about the existential consequence of Morgan’s innings?” says Robert Wilson. “It’s reminiscent of that gamer moment when you have tweaked the database, Plymouth Argyle have just won their tenth Champions League in a row and you have forced Roy Keane into early retirement (and possible imprisonment). It’s fun and all but after a while there’s an issue with self-esteem and suspension of disbelief, surely?”

7th over: Afghanistan 34-1 (Gulbadin 25, Rahmat 7) “Afghanistan’s approach to batting has generally been ‘go big or go home’ (‘going home’ being the end result fairly often),” says Matt Dony. “So in a situation like this, they may as well double down on that tactic and just try to smash it. Which could play into England’s hands. So, any plans for later this afternoon? I’m guessing you’ll have a bit of time on your hands after the 35th over or so. A period of quiet meditation on the beautiful brutality of Morgan’s innings?”

Man Fire Food is on at 6pm. Dare to dream.

6th over: Afghanistan 28-1 (Gulbadin 21, Rahmat 6) Marvellous stuff from the captain Gulbadin, who smashes Archer’s first three balls for 14! The first was slugged over midwicket for four, the second spanked to the same area for six and the third driven over mid-off.

5th over: Afghanistan 13-1 (Gulbadin 6, Rahmat 6) Rahmat gets the first boundary with a high-class back-foot drive off Woakes - and then he’s dropped by Bairstow! It was a relatively simple chance at first slip, but Bairstow muffed it and Root couldn’t grab the rebound.

“About twenty years ago I found myself in an exasperating conversation with an American who was watching cricket for the first time,” says Peter Salmon. “’Why,’ he asked, ‘don’t they just try and hit every ball for six?’ Was very difficult to explain to him the subtleties of cricket that made such an approach impossible. My how we laughed at his bafflement, the fool. Ho hum.”

4th over: Afghanistan 9-1 (Gulbadin 6, Rahmat 2) Archer rips a bouncer past Rahmat’s attempted hook. England have started like a team defending 198 rather than 398.

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3rd over: Afghanistan 6-1 (Gulbadin 4, Rahmat 1) Woakes beats Gulbadin with a lovely outswinger from wide on the crease. The required rate is 8.34, already.

“I cannot quite believe what I have just seen in the last two hours,” says Avitaj Mitra. “I just cannot. That is all. (Takes a deep breath.)”

2nd over: Afghanistan 4-1 (Gulbadin 3, Rahmat 0) Rahmat Shah is beaten by a sharp lifter outside off stump. Jofra Archer is 33/1 to win SPOTY. He was 250/1 a month ago, and I thought about putting £100 on it, and I thought about it a bit more, and I thought about it even

“According to the ODI rankings, Rashid Khan is the third best ODI bowler in the world and there’s one England batsman in the top 15,” says Jeremy Gostick. “Make of that what you will.”

Two balls. That’s all Jofra Archer needed to take his first wicket, even if it wasn’t his greatest piece of bowling. Noor Ali had a leaden-footed slap at a full, wide delivery and dragged it back onto the stumps.

1st over: Afghanistan 1-0 (Noor Ali 0, Gulbadin 0) Chris Woakes starts with a goowho cares let’s just keep talking about Morgand over to Noor Ali. A legside wide is the only run conceded.

Thanks Tim, hello everyone. Cricket is a simple game. Eleven men chase a ball around for 50 overs, and at the end, England break another record. They claimed two of the biggest today. Eoin Morgan beasted 17 sixes, the most in a one-day international, and the team broke the ODI record with 25.

It’s rare that someone breaks a world record while having a fitness test. Morgan’s back got quite a workout; so did his jaw. He has a distinctive six-face – you know the one, a kind of effort gurn as he makes contact - and I doubt I’ll ever get it out of my head after today.

I need to go and lie down. Thanks for your company, your mutterings about boring England (which didn’t go unheard), and your entertaining reactions to one of the all-time great fireworks displays. Apologies for the typos and the odd blank that had to be filled in later – writing the OBO is like doing an exam in your favourite subject, but today it turned into a tricky Greek unseen. And it was still an honour to do it.

Time for a bowling change of our own: on comes the consistently excellent Rob Smyth.

At halfway, England were 139-1. So the last 25 overs brought 258 runs.

Morgan didn’t even come in till the 30th over. The headlines will say Captain Fantastic, but then they often do, and this wasn’t something we’ve ever seen before – even from Jos Buttler.

Time for a glance at Twitter.“Reading along at work in Norway,” says Brendan Large, “and just wondering...what did Morgan do to his back and can someone please do it to mine?”

50th over: England 397-5 (Ali 31, Woakes 1) Collapse, what collapse? Moeen is slyly taking the opportunity to play himself into form. He hits two sixes off Dawlat that combine the power of Eoin Morgan and the grace of David Gowe, and finishes with 31 off nine balls. The world has officially gone mad.

The final over is bowled by Dawlat, who is no doormat. He pulls out a perfect yorker to bowl Stokes round his legs, and England have lost four wickets for 25 off 15 balls, so we can add one more to the pile of superlatives: possibly the least significant collapse in their history.

49th over: England 378-5 (Stokes 2, Ali 14) Like the caring dad he seems to be, Gulbadin brings back Rashid Khan now that his tormentors have left the playground. His luck doesn’t change, alas – Moeen tonks him for six to bring up Rashid’s hundred. Showing some spirit, Rashid has Stokes almost stumped and then dropped by the schoolboy keeper, Ikram. The gods really have it in for Rashid today: he finishes with another six from Moeen, and figures of 9-0-110-0, which are, I’m afraid, the worst in World Cup history.

48th over: England 363-5 (Stokes 1, Ali 0) And well played Dawlat, who somehow produces an over for only five runs, and gets Jos Buttler to boot – chipping a slower ball to mid-off. The Afghanis’ fielding has suddenly improved – Morgan, like Root, was caught by Rahmat. Morgan had hit 17 sixes, and only four fours.

The collapse is on.

47th over: England 359-4 (Buttler 0, Stokes 0) Gulbadin, in a generous piece of captaincy, takes Rashid off and brings himself back. If the Tory contenders are wondering what leadership looks like, that’s it right there. It costs him a couple of sixes, naturally, from the frankly ludicrous Morgan, but it also brings the wickets of both batsmen. Root holes out at long-on and Morgan miscues to the cover sweeper. Well played Gulbadin, well played Root, and phenomenally well played Morgan.

At last, Morgan holes out. The end of an unbelievable innings: 148 off 71 balls.

Root is out, don’t ask me how. He ends up with 88 off 82 balls.

46th over: England 340-2 (Root 88, Morgan 124) Root sees that chip from Morgan and thinks he’ll have one of those – well, it’s never easy to see someone else enjoying their chips. And then Morgan hits the sponge at long-off with a drop-kick. That’s his 13th six, a new one-day record for England, beating even Buttler.He adds a four with a lofted cut, to go to 40 off his last 12 balls (I think). This is just preposterous. The tannoy plays Ca Plane Pour Moi by Plastic Bertrand, which captures the mood, all gleeful abandon.

45th over: England 323-2 (Root 83, Morgan 118) Doctor, I think I’m suffering from delusions. Joe Root has just danced down the track and hit Rashid Khan for six. Morgan adds another six with a slog-sweep, and a third with an inside-out chip over mid-off. And another hundred is looming, for poor old Rashid, who has the chastening figures of 8-0-96-0. That dropped catch has been horribly expensive.

“What was this about ‘boring England’?” wonders Robert Darby. “It seems to be getting quite interesting right now.”

44th over: England 302-2 (Root 76, Morgan 104) Such is the carnage that Root is playing a ramp for four off Gulbadin. These two have added 136 off 14 overs. Imagine how handy they could be if they weren’t both nursing bad backs.

43rd over: England 293-2 (Root 70, Morgan 101) Rashid Khan is back, like a naughty schoolboy, expecting further punishment. And getting it: Morgan hits a straight six, a square six, a third six I’m not sure where, and he’s made a hundredoff 57 balls, with 11 sixes.This is sublime and ridiculous at the same time.

42nd over: England 272-2 (Root 69, Morgan 81) It’s Mujeeb’s last over and he is himself again, conceding only three and even beating Morgan outside off. He finishes with 10-0-44-0 and wouldn’t have been flattered by a couple of wickets.

Here’s an email from Emma Sambrook. “If it wasn’t for the nutmeg (over 34), we wouldn’t have the Natmeg where Nat Sciver deliberately hit a leg-stump yorker between her legs during the women’s World Cup.” Spot on.

41st over: England 269-2 (Root 67, Morgan 80) One way to lord it over a bowler is to attack the first ball of their over. So Morgan hits Nabi’s first ball for six, and his second. The hundred partnership comes up – 104 off only 67 balls. What a phenomenal pair these two make when they’re both in form. Wouldn’t you love to see them bat together in a Test?

40th over: England 255-2 (Root 66, Morgan 67) Morgan is playing so well, he is even getting after Mujeeb now: a slog-sweep for six, an orthodox sweep for four. He now stands second in the sixes table for this World Cup with 11, behind only Aaron Finch (14), and he’s overtaken Root after letting him have a 20-over head-start.

39th over: England 238-2 (Root 64, Morgan 54) Just when Mujeeb has calmed things down, Nabi dishes up a long-hop. Morgan helps himself from the buffet, pulls for six, and reaches 50 off only 36 balls with five sixes. When he could have sent Buttler up the order, he opted to do the same job himself, and not even Buttler could have done it better.

38th over: England 232-2 (Root 64, Morgan 48) If you want to restore order, who you gonna call? Mujeeb, that’s who. He allows only a two and a couple of singles, and now has 0-27 off eight overs, which is no mean feat.

37th over: England 228-2 (Root 63, Morgan 45) Even with a bad back, Root isn’t going to miss out on something short and wide outside off. He jumps back and upper-cuts Dawlat for only his third four of the day.

Here’s Matt Dony, picking up on my pedantry from the 28th over. “I always say to myself, ‘Matt, you need to remember what the wise English teacher said; “Class, you should pay attention to what the textbook says; ‘One of the important rules in writing is, “Always alternate between single and double quotation marks.” ’ ” ’ Couldn’t be clearer.” Haha. Have we reached peak OBO?

36th over: England 217-2 (Root 53, Morgan 44) Don’t give Morgan a let-off. He rubs it in ruthlessly by pulling the next ball for six, and repeating the trick off the last ball. So poor Rashid, who should have been celebrating the very scalp he was after, goes for 18 off the over. And that’s drinks, with England well on top, give or take a couple of bad backs.

Morgan lofts Rashid straight to the man at deep midwicket – who drops it and lets it dribble over the boundary. Oh dear.

35th over: England 199-2 (Root 53, Morgan 26) Dawlat returns and finds the edge of Morgan’s bat, but it’s a slower ball so there’s not enough carry for a caught behind. The one with the bad back now is Root, who is suddenly moving stiffly and stretching. That’s a worry for England, and perhaps a reason for him to retire hurt, admirable as he has been. Get Buttler out there!

Meanwhile, here’s Scott Roberts. “Brian Withington’s comment about sorting the wheat from the chaff [16th over] reminded me of this utter gink of a middle manager I had to report to a few years ago. Amongst his classic inadvertent middle management malapropisms was telling us forthrightly that he was going to have to separate the ‘weak from the chafe’. It would have been funny had he not been earning a fortune for being incompetent.” Fairly sure I worked with that guy too.

34th over: England 196-2 (Root 51, Morgan 25) Gulbadin takes himself off, job done, and brings back Rashid Khan. He too has one job – get Morgan – but it doesn’t happen right away as he drops too short and Morgan cuts for two, then again for three.

“Ok,” says Jane Evans, “I will risk looking the fool that I probably am, but what is nutmegged? Clearly not something good (unless you are junket).” Ha. My fault for using a bit of football jargon, which captures that awkward moment when the ball goes through your legs. Makes you feel like a right piece of junket.

33rd over: England 189-2 (Root 50, Morgan 19) Root, the man who gets to 30 without anyone noticing, reaches yet another international fifty by tucking Nabi off the pads. He has purred along, hitting only two fours, yet using up only 54 balls. Morgan, more aggressive, reverse-sweeps for four.

32nd over: England 183-2 (Root 49, Morgan 14) Gulbadin bowls a no-ball, which means a free hit. Morgan doesn’t miss out, spying the slower ball, waiting and waiting and then whacking it for six over square leg. Next ball, Morgan goes big and straight and it’s another six. Back spasm, what back spasm?

31st over: England 168-2 (Root 48, Morgan 1) Nabi is bowling into the rough to the left-handed Morgan, who doesn’t find it easy. He eventually scrapes a single, whereupon Root eases into the covers for a couple. Before our eyes, England’s anchor is turning into a yacht.

30th over: England 164-2 (Root 45, Morgan 0) So Gulbadin has 1-25 off seven overs, and Bairstow misses out on a hundred. His 90 came off 99 balls: he played some superb strokes without ever quite banishing the dots.

Gulbadin does the trick! This time a slower ball does deceive Bairstow, who plays a back-foot push, straight back to the bowler. Gulbadin brought himself back, bowled the ball and caught the catch – no wonder he stands there and flexes his biceps, which are enormous.

29th over: England 163-1 (Bairstow 90, Root 44) Mujeeb returns and keeps the runs down to five.

“Boring England,” says the subject line from Robert Taylor, though he actually approves. “Seems that England are putting away their usual bombastic approach. I reckon this is because they know Afghanistan have yet to pass 200 and have a quality spin attack on a spinning pitch, so going all guns blazing trying to get 400 is a) unnecessary and b) the strategy most likely to lead to a disastrous collapse.” Yes, there may have been a touch of bananaskinophobia.

28th over: England 158-1 (Bairstow 87, Root 42) Gulbadin takes his underperforming starman off and turns to... himself. And it works: just three from the over. But what he really needs to conjure is a wicket.

“England have 7 bowlers (counting Root whose Test bowling average is actually below his batting one),” notes Daniel Howell, “two potential wicketkeepers and a captain – leaving only Vince as ‘nothing but a batsman’. But while he doesn’t bowl in internationals, he has taken 22 wickets for Hampshire down the years. Given the batting performance in recent Tests, I can’t help wondering if this ‘pick nothing but a tail’ approach might work wonders in 5 day matches as well…” Good point. A polite request: if you’re using quote marks, please can you make them single ones, as they will appear within doubles and then I won’t have to change them.

27th over: England 155-1 (Bairstow 86, Root 40) Now Bairstow wallops Nabi for six. The gulf between these sides is beginning to tell.

26th over: England 145-1 (Bairstow 80, Root 38) Bairstow brings up the hundred partnership in style with a back-foot drive off Rashid Khan. These two needed 99 balls to add a hundred, so it’s been an ice cream with a Flake as well as a pair of Yorkies. England have made Rashid look bad (4-0-29-0) while having the opposite effect on the other bowlers.

“Grrr!” says John Morrissey. “What is it that you people want? Unless my arithmetic is fundamentally awry, England are going along at a little over 5-an-over, for the loss of one wicket. Continue at that rate and they will have accumulated >250 at the end of 50 overs. Accelerate smoothly from 35 overs onwards, without going completely Morganballs and they will be over 300, probably ~320. Afghanistan’s strength is in the bowling, not batting, so the likelihood of them entering the top 5 World Cup run-chases seems, to me, pretty remote.

25th over: England 139-1 (Bairstow 74, Root 37) Another four from Bairstow, pulling Nabi and beating the man at deep square just by virtue of the intent in his eyes. Afghanistan need to get him out.

“Going by some of the dietary advice lately in the Guardian,” says John Starbuck, “I’m surprised we still bother to separate wheat and chaff (16th over). I shall drink a mug of green tea and hope to reach equilibrium.”

24th over: England 132-1 (Bairstow 69, Root 35) Bairstow’s itching to assert himself now. He slog-sweeps Rashid Khan for four, then swats him for six. In between, there’s an edge, but even that goes for two. Bairstow has 23 off his last 18 balls. Go Jonny, go big.

23rd over: England 118-1 (Bairstow 56, Root 34) Bairstow works Nabi away for three to the cover sweeper’s left. If his batting has been patchy, his running between the wickets has been immaculate, as ever.

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22nd over: England 112-1 (Bairstow 54, Root 30) Gulbadin keeps the plug in, conceding just three.

“Mooting around,” says the subject line from our old friend Brian Withington. “Harking back to your 5th over moot with Jim Evans, I see that the word has far more nuance than I had realised. As an adjective it can mean more than just of little practical importance, by encompassing uncertainty worthy of debate. As a verb it can be used to encourage such debate, but as a noun it describes an Anglo Saxon or medieval assembly of like minded souls, and a form of mock judicial proceeding. As you rightly say, where would the OBO be without it?” Blimey.

21st over: England 109-1 (Bairstow 52, Root 29) Rashid Khan whistles through an over at a speed that is frankly unsporting. Doesn’t he realise that some people have paragraphs to compose?

20th over: England 106-1 (Bairstow 52, Root 26) England’s hundred comes up thanks to yet another little misfield, as short third man allows himself to be nutmegged. The hundred took 117 balls, almost sedate by Morganball standards. Bairstow, perhaps conscious of this, strokes a lovely off-drive to bring up his fifty, off 61 balls. Like Winnie the Pooh with the honeypot, he can surely hear a century calling to him.

19th over: England 98-1 (Bairstow 46, Root 24) And we haven’t even seen Rashid Khan yet – but now here he is. His first ball draws a miscue from Root, a Vince-like pop off the top edge which falls short of fine leg. Root recovers to ease a couple through the covers, and Bairstow follows suit with more of a squirt. Afghanistan are looking England squarely in the eye, and it’s fascinating to watch.

On the same tack, here’s Guy Hornsby on Twitter.“Sitting here in the sunshine at Old Trafford @TimdeLisle, I’m not really sure if England know whether to stick or twist. Root can play any situation, but YJB seems frustrated but can’t wallop it as England don’t want to lose more wickets. There’s a few grumbles from the locals.” Are you sure that’s the trouble with Bairstow? Morgan’s England don’t usually worry about losing another wicket.

18th over: England 92-1 (Bairstow 43, Root 21) Gulbadin’s slower ball is meat and drink to Bairstow, who clomps it for four, back past the bowler’s ear. He’s got his customary 40 and played some fine shots, but he has occupied 56 balls. The only England batsman to have gone at a run a ball today is the one who usually plays the anchor, Root. And that’s drinks, with the game nicely poised.

17th over: England 86-1 (Bairstow 38, Root 20) Rahmat serves up a full toss and Root steps right out to sweep for four, well in front of square. He follows up with two effortless back-foot shots, a pull and a wristy cut. Does anyone in the world at the moment have a better eye for length?

16th over: England 75-1 (Bairstow 36, Root 11) Another edge from Bairstow, through the vacant slips off Gulbadin, who has brought himself back. Still plenty of dots, which add up to a moral victory for Afghanistan.

“In reply to Neil Kempson regarding OBO qualifications [7th over],” says Brian Withington, “I thought we all just fired off random emails and left it to the paid experts to sort the wheat from the chaff?”

15th over: England 72-1 (Bairstow 34, Root 10) Four singles off Nabi. “No hint,” says Mahendra Killedar, “of much anticipated 500 so far...” Very true.

14th over: England 68-1 (Bairstow 32, Root 8) Rahmat Shah comes on, with his leg-breaks, and immediately beats Bairstow with a beauty that grips and lifts and leaves him. Shane Warne would have been delighted with that. Later in the over, Bairstow bites back with a straight whack, from the crease, that feels like a catch for a moment, only to carry for six. Game on.

13th over: England 60-1 (Bairstow 25, Root 7) Gulbadin brings himself on, seam replacing spin, and just when they are threatening to dominate, both batsmen play false shots. Bairstow gets a bit wafty outside off and nearly gives a catch to backward point, and Root plays that stroke we were discussing the other day that has several names – the Harrow, French or Boris cut.

Meanwhile Damian Kemp in Dublin is picking up on my little exchange with Neil Kempson in the 7th over. “‘That is a very good question’ sounds like the start of an answer you might have given in your OBO job interview.” Ha.

12th over: England 59-1 (Bairstow 24, Root 7) Spin replaces seam as Dawlat takes his sweater. He was more expensive than Mujeeb, but also more incisive (5-0-30-1). Nabi comes on and, to his second ball, Bairstow brings out the slog-sweep. A few singles and then Root, taking his time, late-cuts for his first four. Eleven off the over, so this may be the moment that England took control.

11th over: England 48-1 (Bairstow 18, Root 2) Mujeeb continues, and carries on giving a masterclass – just two off the over. His figures are 6-0-18-0 and Afghanistan are, if anything, on top.

10th over: England 46-1 (Bairstow 17, Root 1) Vince’s downfall was propping forward, so that a spicy bouncer was in his face before he knew it. He edged into his helmet, which made the catch even easier. Root comes in, watches a wide go by and then gets off the mark to his first legitimate ball, gliding to third man.

“Re the comment that the group is all but decided,” says Finbar Saunders on Twitter, “With hardly any of the top 4 yet to play each other they’ll all take wins from one another. Add to this that England/NZ and Ind all need at least 3 wins to progress and you’ll see it’s still all to play for.”

Oh Vince. Another duff pull, another top edge, and this time the man at short fine leg makes no mistake. The president is on his feet.

9th over: England 42-0 (Vince 24, Bairstow 17) Bairstow paddles Mujeeb straight to the man at short fine leg, and there’s another misfield. Maybe they are nervous after all.

“Morning Tim from a surprisingly sunny Old Trafford (even blue skies)!” says Natalia Marsden. “During the monsoon-esque rain we had in Manchester yesterday evening, I encountered the Afghanistan team disembarking from their team bus into (a very posh) hotel. Needless to say, they did not seem best pleased to be arriving into miserable Manchester, with plenty of muttering and pointing at the ominous sky. We really did have a lot of rain yesterday, so chapeau to the groundstaff for allowing us to have some play. Here’s hoping the ever-unlucky Vince takes his opportunity today, he’s usually a good player of spin and he really is a beautiful player to watch.
On another note, there’s still plenty of tickets available – £40 from the ticket office I believe!”

8th over: England 40-0 (Vince 23, Bairstow 16) Dawlat overpitches and Vince sends the ball flying through the air with the greatest of ease. Then he picks up two from a misfield in the covers, and is missed at deep square, top-edging a pull, as the fielder sees it late and simply fails to arrive. That over was Vince, and possibly Afghanistan, in a nutshell.

7th over: England 32-0 (Vince 15, Bairstow 16) Bairstow shapes to pull Mujeeb, sees some sharp turn (the other way, from leg), and pulls out, if you can pull out of a pull.

“I was just wondering,” says Neil Kempson, “when one applies to be a Guardian OBOer, does the interview have more emphasis on cricketing journalism skills or one’s witticisms and abilities to keep the conversation dynamic and flowing?” That is a very good question.

6th over: England 30-0 (Vince 14, Bairstow 16) Now England get going as Dawlat loses his length. Bairstow plays an imperious whack-pull and Vince gets away with a mistimed off drive that ends up going for four.

5th over: England 20-0 (Vince 9, Bairstow 11) Mujeeb tosses one up, out of the back of the hand, and Bairstow pounces with an off drive for four. But still, plenty of dots. Afghanistan, in front of Mr President, are not showing any nerves.

“Bit puzzled,” says Jim Evans, “by England’s decision not to utilise the squad more fully in this match. Opportunity missed to protect Wood’s ankle and Rashid’s shoulder, while getting Curran and Dawson into the tournament. It’s not a question of taking Afghanistan lightly. Competition to make the squad was fierce and no one in the final XV should be viewed as an outsider. Any thoughts? (Other than it being a moot point now anyway…)“ I agree. And where would the OBO be if we ruled out moot points?

4th over: England 15-0 (Vince 9, Bairstow 6) An equally good over from Dawlat, conceding only a single.

“Morning Tim.” Morning David Horn. “I captained my school 3rd XI for one glorious season, so I feel qualified to say: Eoin Morgan knows more about cricket / his England team than I do. If he says ‘bat first’, then I stand squarely behind him (at a respectful distance, and slightly in awe of his terrifying icy veins).” Know what you mean, but Mike Brearley knew more about cricket and his England team than any of us, and he still got things horribly wrong in a World Cup final.

3rd over: England 14-0 (Vince 9, Bairstow 5) Mujeeb finds his line, outside off, and strings together five dots before Bairstow squeezes a cover drive through for three, thanks to a misfield and some ridiculously good running. “This is an excellent start from Mujeeb,” says Nasser. “322,” says the score predictor.

2nd over: England 11-0 (Vince 9, Bairstow 2) There’s a case for spin at both ends, but Gulbadin goes with Dawlat’s medium-fast seamers. He drops short and Vince is onto it like a shot – a very good shot, a whipped pull for the first four of the day.

“Armchair critic here,” says Nigel Cleaver. Join the club. “Played u16 county cricket for Herefordshire, lol!!” Ah, OK, proper player. “For me everything pointed to NOT batting first. Where to begin, injuries, lost your key opening batsman, bowling is Afghanistan’s main strength, they haven’t batted beyond 41 overs, only 2 batsmen have reached 50.
Surely putting them in, on an English wicket in English surroundings, Archer Wood etc blasting at them was best? Knock them over for 200 or less, Vince then doesn’t have the pressure to do a Roy. Go on Morgan, prove me wrong!” If the aim is just to win, yes; but if he’s thinking about giving more players a good opportunity...

1st over: England 4-0 (Vince 4, Bairstow 0) Mujeeb takes the new ball with his off-breaks and James Vince tucks a couple off his legs, twice. Vince has to get a hundred for England some time, and if not today, when?

A thought about England’s line-up from Bob O’Hara.“Not only do we have 4 seamers & 3 spinners, but we have 2 wicketkeepers. Makes me wonder what one-dimensional players like Morgan & Vince (& Roy!) are doing in the side.” Morgan is NOT one-dimensional. Captain, batsman, fielder, and if anyone should take some drugs, moral compass.

Afghanistan are taking this seriously. They’ve got their president to come along – Ashraf Ghani. He looks grave, as if thinking about the fact that they haven’t scored 200 yet. Neither the Queen nor Theresa May seems to be there to join him. You’d think at least one of them would have some time on their hands.

“Yesterday’s game marked the halfway point in the robin robin phase,” says Chris Parker in Durham, “and barring a monumental balls-up by one of them (Eng losing 3 of their 5, or NZ/Ind losing 4 of their 5), we know that the current top 4 will be the final top 4; and the remaining 22 games will basically be about deciding which order they’re in. I know the TV companies will be happy, but it’s not a great format is it?” No, although it’s not the format’s fault that the middling teams – South Africa, West Indies and Pakistan – have come disguised as minnows. And as we’re only half-way through, there is still time for things to change, isn’t there?

England 1 Jonny Bairstow, 2 James Vince, 2 Joe Root, 4 Eoin Morgan (capt), 5 Ben Stokes, 6 Jos Buttler (wkt), 7 Moeen Ali, 8 Chris Woakes, 9 Adil Rashid, 10 Jofra Archer, 11 Mark Wood.

Afghanistan 1 Noor Ali, 2 Gulbadin (capt), 3 Rahmat Shah, 4 Hashmatullah, 5 Asghar Afghan, 6 Mohammad Nabi, 7 Najibullah, 8 Ikram Alikhil (wkt), 9 Rashid Khan, 10 Dawlat Zadran, 11 Mujeeb ur Rahman.

Jason Roy has been talking to Sky about his hamstring. “Minimum ten days,” he says. Once he trots back to the dressing-room, Nasser Hussain points out that England haven’t said what grade it is, which makes him suspicious that it’s a grade-two, “and that’s usually two to four weeks”.

An email! From Ross Hall in Trafford, Manchester, of all places. “Love the fact,” says Ross, “you’re counting Root as a spinner now!” Yes, perhaps flattering him a little. Should I have said two and a half spinners?

It’s Vince for Roy, as expected, and Moeen comes in for Liam Plunkett, who has had stomach trouble. So England have four seamers (Woakes, Archer, Wood, Stokes) and three spinners (Rashid, Moeen, Root).

Eoin Morgan is fit to flip a coin. He wins the toss and chooses to bat first, for once in his life.

Morning everyone and welcome to the 24th match in a World Cup group stage that is like Celine Dion’s heart: it will go on. Today England face Afghanistan for the first time ever (warm-ups aside) on English soil. It’s a meeting that promises more geopolitical intrigue than competitiveness – although, after Bangladesh’s thrilling demolition of the West Indian quicks, reversals are back in vogue.

Old Trafford may have ends named after seam and swing bowlers, but it offers just what the spinner ordered – bounce and turn. On Sunday, on the same strip that will be used today, Kuldeep Yadav of India produced a near-wonderball to bamboozle Babar Azam of Pakistan. Afghanistan, with the excellent Rashid Khan leading a pack of twirlers, could bowl 40 overs of spin, and England’s big-hitters are quite capable of being bewildered by it. Jos Buttler, a superstar against most bowling, has faced ten balls from Rashid Khan in T20 cricket, made four runs and been out four times.

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10th over (of 49): New Zealand 43-1 (Guptill 26, Williamson 6) – target 242. The first bowling change sees Chris Morris on for Ngidi, and Guptill flat-bats him over cover for two. Morris isn’t happy with the scuffed state of of the bowling crease and the groundsman is summoned forth for a spot of ad-hoc gardening. But there are no other scoring shots in the over, and there’s a bit of a Test match vibe to proceedings at the moment. South Africa will be cautiously pleased with how they’ve started, as powerplay one comes to a close – more wickets required though

Here’s Mark Ireland with what might be my favourite new format suggestion thus far: “Two groups of eight (thus allowing minor nations) Only the top two teams go through to quarter finals (making each game count)The bottom two teams go outThe middle four teams in each group play off against each other (call it a wild card round) with the winners joining the top teams in the quarter finals.Straight knockout from then on. A “major” team would need to be truly awful to not even make the wild card round, and the “minor” teams still have a good chance to get through to a knockout game. Sounds good to me (well, obviously).”

9th over (of 49): New Zealand 41-1 (Guptill 24, Williamson 6) – target 242. Williamson pushes Rabada away for three. The rest of the over is lean and tight, and yields just one more. These batsman aren’t forcing it at this point (though they don’t need to), though South Africa are keeping them honest.

Here’s a format idea from Sean Cunningham: “Using the ranking to create groups would not be all bad. However, there is a need for a 16th team to make it all work.

8th over (of 49): New Zealand 37-1 (Guptill 23, Williamson 3) – target 242. This is a good surface to bowl on if you mix your lengths up a little and don’t stray too wide. Ngidi finds the right balance with some good in-the-blockhole bowling that Guptill can’t work away until he nonchalantly flicks the final ball of the over over extra cover for four

Our email server is currently straining on the weight of all your CWC format suggestions – it’s a subject over which we will wrangle at least three times longer than we do over Brexit. I’ll try to come to some of them in due course.

7th over (of 49): New Zealand 32-1 (Guptill 19, Williamson 3) – target 242. Rabada puts the schackles back on, accurate and just back of a length for the most part. Only one run from the over, a flick to midwicket for one from Guptill.

“I found Justin Horton’s book,” yelps Tor Turner. “I reckon it’s ‘The Stretford Enders’ by Trevor Colgan – it’s a trilogy, in the last book he knackers his leg and his girlfriend leaves him to run off to London. Not right world class reading but I remember picking it out of the school library when I was a lad.”

6th over (of 49): New Zealand 32-1 (Guptill 18, Williamson 3) – target 242. Guptill will punish anything overpitched, which he does first by summarily dismissing him through midwicket for four. And when Ngidi overpitches twice more, Guptill creams two more boundaries straight past him. The shackles come off.

John Starbuck writes in to brag that all this Michael Hardcastle stuff was before his time. “I got most of my sports stories from the Rover, the Wizard etc. but this might help:”

5th over (of 49): New Zealand 19-1 (Guptill 5, Williamson 3) – target 242. De Kock fumbles after Williamson turns Rabada round the corner, but he does enough to slow the speed of the ball and ensure it’s two rather than four. Rabada then sends a jaffer jagging past Williamson’s outside edge – some encouraging shape and line there. South Africa are bowling well in the main.

4th over (of 49): New Zealand 17-1 (Guptill 5, Williamson 1) – target 242. Ngidi has a persistent lbw shout after thudding into a driving Guptill, but Du Plessis declines, rightly, to send it upstairs. It was high and wide down legside. It’s a very good over – varied and accurate. South Africa, and maybe the tournament, need more like this.

“The problem with cricket is that it is like Formula One,” reckons Uma Venkatraman, contentiously, “no matter what format you adopt, the gulf between the top and the bottom is unbridgeable; maybe there should be a reserve group of players from various countries who are in the squad but didn’t make it to the playing 11 of their teams. The weaker teams such as Afghanistan or say Ireland or Scotland (if they are included), even Bangladesh - though I hesitate now to call them weak - should be allowed to pick up to three players from the reserve group for their teams. That will give them some necessary firepower and may get them an upset victory or two.”

3rd over (of 49): New Zealand 15-1 (Guptill 3, Williamson 1) – target 242. Just what South Africa need – the early scalp of Munro, who’d looked in the mood. Williamson is off the mark with a push through midwicket for one, and Rabada can’t quite maintain the pressure or the rhythm for the remainder of the over, which includes the second wide of the innings. New Zealand sent down only four in the Proteas’ 49 overs at the crease.

“Trying to get my head around Abhijato Sensarma’s proposed format and I think I’m being stymied by a typo,” writes Jim Baxter. “In the third paragraph, where it says, ‘QF4: G1 third runners-up v G2 fourth runners-up’, shouldn’t that be ‘G1 third runners-up v *G1* fourth runners-up’? … Either way, I still have no idea whether I think it’s a good idea or not.”

Vital early strike. Rabada hurries up Munro from round the wicket, and he edges into his pads and up for the bowler to lunge forward and take a fine return catch.

2nd over (of 49): New Zealand 12-0 (Guptill 2, Munro 9) – target 242. Ngidi sends down a promising opening over, beating Guptill outside off with a tricky lifter. A legside wide undermines it a little but the bowler found the right lengths there.

Nick Parish has views on formats: “Surely the big problem with this suggestion is the huge number of dead (or at least, semi-conscious) matches. Everyone in G1 qualifies, so you have 10 matches on which all that hangs is the position in which they qualify – which is a nice-to-have, but wouldn’t create the same amount of real tension as if they were playing for whether they qualified. Similarly only one team qualifies in G3 so as soon as any team loses two matches it also loses all interest in the tournament. I can’t do any better in coming up with the right answer, but this isn’t it.”

1st over (of 49): New Zealand 9-0 (Guptill 1, Munro 8) – target 242. South Africa need to attack from the off here, which is not something they’ve done particularly well thus far, and New Zealand get above the rate straight away. Rabada opens up from the Pavilion End, with two slips in. Guptill clips a single to get on the scoreboard but Munro isn’t hanging about – he rarely does – and flays his first ball through the covers for four, and pushes the next through the same area for another boundary. That was an impeccable piece of timing and placement.

The players are back out

“Tom, why not adopt the americas cup format for the cricket world cup?” asks Ken McMahon. I can think of a few but do go on: “The defending champ decides where to hold the event and what the rules are. Could be a lot of carbon fiber bats and high tech accessories involved. Also the balls light up as well as the bails. Then each team selects the best players they can afford from whichever country they come from, but they represent the country that pays. Then all challengers have a knock out series to decide who plays in the best of 9 final against the defender who has been able to watch them all play and prepare a strategy at leisure. I think this looks a pretty fair sort of format!”

Well it’s bold, but surely skewed even more in favour of the richest than the current format. I therefore expect the ICC to adopt it for 2023 at their earliest convenience.

Mid-innings reading, in case you missed it earlier.

Some deflating news for India (and the tournament):

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An email from, would you believe, Abhijato Sensarma, who’s probably assembled more words on this World Cup than our entire cricket desk put together.

I would like to present my (rather radical) World Cup format once again to get your thoughts about it:

Top ten teams according to ODI rankings will be divided into two groups of five teams each. Teams ranked 1-5 occupy G1 and teams ranked 5-10 occupy G2. Top five teams from Qualifying Tournament occupy G3.

New Zealand still haven’t conceded a 250+ score in this tournament yet. Bowling first every time for them appears to have worked a dream, though it might leave them a tad untested in certain batting areas when tougher tests arrive (and they had some nervy moment against Bangladesh), but they’ve been on top in this game pretty much from the off. But … but … it doesn’t look an easy pitch to bat on, and if South Africa can take some early wickets we could have a proper contest.

“If people are doing Michael Hardcastle,” says Justin Horton, “can anybody else remember the one where the hero breaks his leg at the end, and his girlfriend leaves him, suggesting he find somebody who likes football? I recall the plot, but the name of the book completely escapes me.” Football and heartbreak there, the closest of bedfellows, as ever. Anyone?

49th over: South Africa 241-6 (Van der Dussen 67, Morris 6). Ferguson bowls the final over, the first ball of which is top-edged by Morris over the keeper for four – if you’re gonna hook, hook hard. A miscue to mid-off from a well-disguised slower cutter brings a single before Van der Dussen clatters a long-hop over long-on for a cleanly struck SIX, and follows it with a lofted straight drive for four off the final ball of the over. South Africa scrambled 53 from the final five. It’s probably not enough but could have been a lot lower. Ferguson finishes with three for 59 from 10.

48th over: South Africa 226-6 (Van der Dussen 57, Morris 1).“SA batsmen are playing some great one day cricket here if, um, we somehow went through a time warp and travelled back to 1992,” mocks François Badenhorst. “How very dare you sir,” retorts Van der Dussen, pulling Henry over deep square leg for SIX, and then almost perishing playing the same shot next ball – but Ferguson spills what doesn’t look too difficult a chance. It’s waist-high by the time it reaches him but it goes in and out of the hand. I’d have probably dropped it, mind. The rest of the over, with pace taken off a tad, is a bit more problematic for the batsmen. Eight from it isn’t enough at this stage. One to come.

47th over: South Africa 218-6 (Van der Dussen 50, Morris 0). Van der Dussen brings up a hardfought 50, from 56 balls, with a nudge off his hips from Ferguson, who gets carried away next ball by bouncing Phehlukwayo for his first ball. It’s a wide. But the new man can’t get hold of it, swinging and missing at Ferguson’s next ball, then swinging and connecting but only dollying it up to Williamson at mid-off. Easy. The new man Morris, who can hit the cricket ball hard, can’t get bat on cricket ball for two deliveries nor score off the third.

Ferguson has a third, the new man – never comfortable – mistiming an uppish hoik to mid-off.

46th over: South Africa 216-5 (Van der Dussen 49, Phehlukwayo 0). Boult goes short at Van der Dussen, hemming him in effectively, and also giving him some grief as he top edges a hook into his grill. The physio comes on to give him the once-over, but a check and some new gloves and he’s ready to resume. So ready that he cracks the very next ball straight past the bowler for four. Six from the over.

Some earlier highbrow lit chat – the reprise. “Michael Hardcastle,” exclaims Nick Parish. “Good Lord, there’s a blast from the past. Always felt his books had no proper climax and fizzled out. Did you ever read the Napper McCann series by Martin Waddell? They were really terrific – and with lots of pictures of the action that made you want to smash your pillow into the corner of the duvet.” Alas I never did, probably to my folks’ relief on bed-changing day.

45th over: South Africa 210-5 (Van der Dussen 44, Phehlukwayo 0). Ferguson – one of the sleeper hits of this World Cup – returns from the City End – and gets some treatment at last. Two fours – a controlled pull and a flick to fine leg – start the over. Having been jinxed by my singing of his praises, Ferguson’s radar is a little off here, but no matter – he gets a wicket, when Miller perishes forcing the pace, which he probably had to do. Kitchen sinks need to be hurled at each of these remaining four overs now.

Miller slaps two fours to start the over, but then holes out with an upper cut to deep backward point and Boult runs round to gather well.

44th over: South Africa 198-4 (Van der Dussen 41, Miller 27). Miller flicks a low Boult full-toss to the deep midwicket boundary for two, which is followed by a run-out review, with Van der Dussen having to dive home at the non-striker’s end after Miller had slapped to Williamson at point. He’s in. Another risky single – testament to South Africa’s nervy frustration – would have led to a definite run-out had Santner’s throw not been awry. But … frustraton schmustration: Miller belts a Boult half-volley over wide long-on for another of those SIXES, that they have now. South Africa’s hopes of scrambling a chaseable score in the next five over weigh heavily on the left-hander’s shoulders.

43rd over: South Africa 187-4 (Van der Dussen 40, Miller 17). Afternoon everyone. Thanks Dan, Tom taking over for the rest of this innings and the bulk of New Zealand’s, though it may not last long. What a tight, canny side the Black Caps are. Henry continues and Miller tries to take on the short ball with a swish across the line … through to the keeper it goes. It’s another boundary-free over. Four singles from it.

42nd over: South Africa 183-4 (Van der Dussen 39, Miller 15) As I was saying, Van der Dussen has had enough, and bends down low to cream Santner over long off for six. But he and Miller can only find three singles thereafter, so that’s enough of me - here’s Tom Davies to coax you through onslaught.

41st over: South Africa 173-4 (Van der Dussen 36, Miller 14) Matt Henry returns after his opening spell and one can only conclude that this pitch is a cad. The batsmen add three singles and a leg bye, and there’s no reason to think they can turn this up significantly because they’ve been trying to for a while - 220 looks about right from here.

“I’m afraid Kanishk has the rules of book cricket completely wrong,” says Matt Brown. “Open book at the random page - check. Count up letters in words - check. But monstrous scores are unlikely because if the word starts with ‘b’, ‘c’, ‘s’, ‘l’ or ‘r’ then you’re out. H for hit wicket, handled ball or hit bat twice just tilted it too much towards the bowlers. So, some mighty collapses happened! Mind you, maybe this is why India racked up huge scores while England collapsed like a deck of cards throughout the 1980s and 1990s!”

40th over: South Africa 169-4 (Van der Dussen 28, Miller 12) “Squeeze here!” shouts Williamson as Santner returns, and squeeze he does, a single forced down the ground by Miller the first run from the over, from its fifth ball. Van der Dussen then pushes to mid off, and that’s yer lot. That was a powerplay over, by the way, because this is a 49-over a side game, because, well you know the answer to that one and it’s not rain.

39th over: South Africa 166-4 (Van der Dussen 26, Miller 11) Boult returns and Van der Dussen whacks through cover, only for Munro to shark around the rope, dive, and save the four. New Zealand’s ground-fielding has been excellent today, and he’s at it again when Miller hits to midwicket.

38th over: South Africa 159-4 (Van der Dussen 22, Miller 8) Ferguson continues as commentary discusses the pitch not being such a belter after all - the groundsman told Mark Nicholas that it’s the hardest he’s ever had to prepare, given the presence of rain and absence of sun, a pin-sharp metaphor for the state of things round this way. Two singles and a wide from the over, and where, exactly, is this going? Maybe someone will play a shot once they’ve seen the shine off.

37th over: South Africa 156-4 (Van der Dussen 21, Miller 8) De Grandhomme panels in for the last over of what’s been an excellent spell; Miller gets under him to loft over mid off, but Henry runs it down and they run three. Four singles follow and that’s a bit better, but 156-4 is at this stage is very curious. Someone needs to tell Van der Dussen that the ball cussed his mum down; De Grandhomme finishes with 1-33 off his 10.

36th over: South Africa 149-4 (Van der Dussen 19, Miller 2) We’re shown some rough on the pitch that might appeal to Imran Tahir and repel New Zealand’s lefties, but South Africa have a lot of work to do to make it even halfway relevant. In the meantime, Ferguson stomps in as pace and the batsmen can find only singles, a ball with extra bounce caressing Miller’s back arm a right sair yin. Welcome to the match, old mate!

35th over: South Africa 145-4 (Van der Dussen 17, Miller 1) De Grandhomme continues and concedes five. The attack is on!

“We never played car cricket in Indian schools,” laments Kanishk Srinivasan, but book cricket was quite the popular sport. We’d flip the pages of our Chemistry/Physics/other seemingly irrelevant subjects textbooks and stop at a random page and add the numbers to create monstrous scores. Wickets fell if the last digit of the page number was zero. All done under the negligent eye of our teachers who weren’t bothered enough to see what the backbenchers in a class of 50+ students were up to. Needless to say, I had never found Science textbooks more useful until we discovered those games. Once in a while, the less clever kids were caught and after a fair number of warnings, were also given a day off from school to reflect on their sins, which they ended up using to come up with more interesting games and ways to avoid the attention of the more proactive teachers.”

34th over: South Africa 138-4 (Van der Dussen 12, Miller 1) Yet another quiet one, just three from it. Drinks, and someone should give the batsmen a livener. Which seamless segue leads us to...

“Are you still doing keys stories?” asks Tom Whitehead, “or has the mood moved on? During an evening of relentless refreshment with a cricketing pal, I once ended up with the keys to a certain Sports Bar in London’s West End, We arrived at the bar after closing time to find the place deserted, the front door ajar and the keys dangling in the lock. Gripped by a tipsy sense of public duty we let ourselves in to “keep an eye on the place in case anyone else let themselves in to cause trouble”. Naturally we took the opportunity to “see if the Ashes Test was on the telly” as England were down under at the time.

33rd over: South Africa 135-4 (Van der Dussen 10, Miller 0) I wonder if Markram is quite ready for this. Perhaps he needs to establish himself in Tests, then move over to limited overs because as well as not finding the big shots, he wasn’t really keeping the scoreboard ticking.

South Africa are in shtuck! Markram swipes at one, slices, and Munro ambles in off the fence to take a simple enough catch. Hansom cab for the Proteas!

32nd over: South Africa 135-3 (Markram 38, Van der Dussen 8) Boult takes the ball, looking to avenge himself, except Markram flows him through the covers for four. He’s a lovely player and quickly goes again, flashing hard, but this time picking out the sweeper as they run one. Two singles and a wide follow and I know South Africa need to win this but they’re playing not to lose.

“Myself and three other fifth years were passing a lunch break in a deserted maths room,” reflexive pronouns Greg Phillips. “A passing science teacher (nicknamed Ming the Merciless, both for his ruthlessness and his resemblance to Max Von Sydow’s Ming in the incomparable Queen-soundtracked film from 1980) poked his head through the doorway and reminded us we were not supposed to be there. As he left, I raised my hand and extended my middle finger, tracking his imagined path on the other side of the wall. Then I looked back at the doorway, hand and finger still in the air, and there he was, having returned to make a follow-up point. I was so guilty, so caught, and so dead. After what seemed like forever but was probably two seconds, he shook his head sadly and left. Almost 30 years later, I am still mildly surprised I lived to share this anecdote.

31st over: South Africa 127-3 (Markram 33, Van der Dussen 6) De Grandhommereturns and Markram tries to get things moving, swiping to deep square, and running in off the fence, Boult, inexplicably, jumps into the catch, knocking the ball with his hand as a consequence before finding himself unable to regather because he’s in mid-air. Whoops. They run one, then add one more and two leg byes.

30th over: South Africa 123-3 (Markram 32, Van der Dussen 5) Santner tosses one up to Markram outside off, and he’s having no such thing, cleansing him through cover point for four. Van der Dussen then turns one away fine for two and that’s a bit better from South Africa. They used to say that you double the score at 30 to get an idea of what a team’ll get after 50 - there’s no way that’ll be enough here.

29th over: South Africa 115-3 (Markram 27, Van der Dussen 2) The pace of Lockie Ferguson is not really what you want when you’re a middle-order batsman looking to play yourself in but with runs needed quickly. But that’s what Rassie van der Dussen has got, and he quickly gets down the other end thanks to a leg bye. The batsmen then swap singles, and this is great for New Zealand.

“Should Chris Morris come in next with a brief to play a T20 innings,” asks Gary Naylor. “In that format, he strikes at 150+, so (say) 40 off 25 balls would transform this innings. As it is, he’ll come in at 8 either in a collapse or without time to make an impact. A wasted asset.”

28th over: South Africa 112-3 (Markram 26, Van der Dussen 1) Van der Dussen gets off the mark with a single.

Drat and double drat.

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Trouble for South Africa! Santner coaxes turn from a full one that pitches middle, as Amla looks to play a run-down; he misses and loses his off bail! That a really good ball - the bounce was what killed the batsman there.

28th over: South Africa 110-2 (Amla 55, Markram 25) Santner has 0-20 off five; this platform has gone up more slowly than Wembley Stadium.

27th over: South Africa 107-2 (Amla 55, Markram 22) Talking of sportsfolk’s phrase making, as we were, Mark Nicholas has just noted that Lockie Ferguson - who’s back on - “bowls a fast cricket ball”. NFL types never call the the ball “the ball”, it’s always “the football”; is this to somehow assert extra and specific importance via an official, formal title? Markram takes two into the off side, then Amla drops and runs. A wide and further single follow.

26th over: South Africa 102-2 (Amla 54, Markram 19) This is a belting spell from Santner, who’s just turned Markram into a cat. Sorry, I’m currently reading the Worst Witch series, which isn’t bad though not up there with Michael Hardcastle. Four singles off the over.

“A-level physics students had to be told that the circuit needed to be complete?” asks Tom Carver. “Perhaps the deputy had been on his way to have a quiet word with Mr Armstrong’s about his teaching ability.”

25th over: South Africa 98-2 (Amla 52, Markram 17) Amla is 45 from 73 here - that’s a lot of dots. Does he make sure he bats long; does he get going or get out? He takes two into the off side, then raises his fifty by flipping four past mid on ... just. “At his best, he’s close to incomparable” says mark Nicholas. Is that possible? Can one be semi-comparable?

24th over: South Africa 91-2 (Amla 45, Markram 17) South Africa are “just letting Santner bowl” as they say. Amla takes one down the ground, then Markram pushes and Williamson dives, stops, rolls and throws ... Santner isn’t quite behind the stumps, so has to drag it onto them and Markram gets home on the dive. He celebrates by clouting a half-volley for four, and South Africa are just tickling the gas.

23rd over: South Africa 84-2 (Amla 43, Markram 12) Simon Doull wants Latham up to the stumps, and then Markram comes down and takes one on the pads. “Any international keeper worth his salt would be at the stumps right now,” fumes yerman as they chap a leg-bye. Glorious. Five off the over.

22nd over: South Africa 79-2 (Amla 41, Markram 10) Four singles added to the total - this isn’t so intense now, and is dallying around the “one for the purists” territory. But we’re still set fair for a thriller.

“Peter Salmon’s pub based cricket game sounds like fun,” emailes Brian Withington. “I was wondering about the scarcity of scoring threes and discovered that in York there’s a pub near the Minster called the Three Legged Mare, known affectionately as the Wonkey Donkey. Presumably sighting the Fox and Hounds would cause heated debate about the size of the pack?”

21st over: South Africa 75-2 (Amla 39, Markram 8) De Grandhomme tanks through another one, conceding just two. This is like the 1992 World Cup final.

“A-level physics,” says Smylers, “the teacher (Hi, Mr Armstrong) arrives to find some of my classmates connecting the 5000 volt (but very low current) power supply to the door handle. Naturally he admonishes them, pointing out that for somebody to get a shock they’d need to be completing a circuit by touching two separate objects. So we ‘casually’ position a trolley near the door, and send a pupil out the fire escape to go round to the main door and see whether somebody entering would naturally push the trolley with one hand while still touching the door handle with t’other. While he’s out, we connect black to the door handle and red to the trolley. Our tester’s about to reach the door when ... the deputy head cuts in front of him. The circuit worked, but the unimpressed deputy head did ask the teacher to step outside for ‘a quiet word’.

20th over: South Africa 73-2 (Amla 38, Markram 7) Santner rustles through another over unmolested - who are South Africa going to go for? It’ll take a serious bowling performance to win this with 270ish.

19th over: South Africa 71-2 (Amla 37, Markram 5) De Grandhomme, who wrestles crocodiles in his spare time, barrels in and crumps Amla on the pad first up; they think about a review, but it was perhaps going down ... no, hitting the top of leg so umpire’s call. Amla then nabs a single and that’s it for the over; it’s a bit Test-match, this - South Africa need to get a wriggle on if this pitch is as good as we’ve been told.

“I’m able to watch live cricket for the first time in a good decade. I’m sure this has been noted before, but Colin de Grandhomme is big chap, isn’t he? Are there any other appropriately named cricketers?”

18th over: South Africa 69-2 (Amla 36, Markram 5) Santner comes on for a tweak and they knock him about for three. I reckon South Africa will be looking for 300ish here.

17th over: South Africa 66-2 (Amla 34, Markram 4) They’re struggling to get De Grandhomme away, and after Amla adds one more, he finds the away movement to beat Markram outside off. That’s drinks.

16th over: South Africa 65-2 (Amla 33, Markram 4) Ferguson begins with a bouncer and really, it’s odd how few there’ve been given how quickly how soft the white ball gets. Amla snatches a single thereafter, before Markram gets away with a drive through cover . I’m not certain he got all of that, but the big stride and bat speed forced it to the fence anyroad.

Your story about the prank by the teacher,” says Sean Cunningham, “reminded me of a time when I was a little distraught at school and took out my anger by writing a bad word on the bathroom mirror using soap; realising someone was in the stalls I scarpered. A minute later the head boy charged into the common room demanding everyone empty their pockets to see if anyone had the ‘chalk’ use to write the word; guess what I had in my pocket?”

15th over: South Africa 60-2 (Amla 32, Markram 0) This, right here, might just be the match. If these two can’t build something, this innings could well struggle. De Grandhomme into the attack and induces one play and miss from Markram after Amla adds a single. He needs to make something substantial from here.

Hit that! Ferguson sends down the first bumper of the innings, then flings down an absolute jazzer of a yorker, hissing, spitting, screeching and screaming past the bat and into off stump. That was a sensational delivery – you’d be pleased with it.

14th over: South Africa 59-1 (Amla 31, Du Plessis 23) More short ones reckons McCullum, but instead Ferguson bangs in just back of a length and Amla’s middling them now, bumping three to wide, deep third man. And have a look! Another wide one, and Fafz doesn’t need to be asked twice, absolutely clouting four through cover to raise the 50 partnership. “We’re seeing signs that this pitch is a good one,” laments McCullum.

13th over: South Africa 52-1 (Amla 28, Du Plessis 19) Another for Henry, and this is a decent over for South Africa. A single to Du Plessis gives Amla strike and he drives uppishly for three before Du Plessis glides through mid off. De Grandhomme chases like billy=o, dives well ... and following a prolonged study, has not, in fact, saved four.

“Sorry me again,” says Peter Salmon, “but I have to ask the question we all want the answer to: HOW DID BEN POWELL GET A SKELETON KEY FOR ALL THE INTERNAL DOORS OF THE SCHOOL?!!! Surely that is the dream of every schoolboy. Could he also make himself invisible to steal stuff?”

12th over: South Africa 44-1 (Amla 25, Du Plessis 14) Ferguson replaces Boult - I daresay Du Plez and Amla in particular will be getting a close look at the maker’s name. Amla takes his loosener for one, you bet he does, and Du Plessis then slices a single to third man. Amla then takes two to point, which gives him a magical, mortifying 8000th ODI run. Only Kohli got their quicker. Amla is an absolute boss.

11th over: South Africa 40-1 (Amla 22, Du Plessis 13) Henry continues and finds some nice shape away - Du Plessis is tempted, but just pulls away at the last millisecond. These lads are so very very good. Another maiden.

10th over: South Africa 40-1 (Amla 22, Du Plessis 13) Du Plessis, who takes a big stride down the track and clumps through mid off. He doesn’t get all of it and the face closes in the process, but it speeds to the fence nonetheless ... and after a dot he gets all of the next one, wide, short and clattered through cover. A sweetness single follows, and I’m pretty sure South Africa would’ve took this at the start of the powerplay.

9th over: South Africa 31-1 (Amla 22, Du Plessis 4) Well look at that. Henry swishes through a maiden, but this has the look of a match that’ll be decided by wickets not runs.

I can’t blend riffs like Abhijato,” says Ben Powell, “though I can ‘boast’ of the experience of earning a suspension from school for the crime of possessing and using (and being caught with) a skeleton key to all the internal doors of our school. I was going to describe this as the tip of the iceberg, but it was more the straw that broke the camel’s back, I feel, which other straws are probably not fit for publication in a newspaper of the Guardian’s standing. Unfortunately the suspension was in February, and I don’t recall any tour games happening at the time, and, in fact, have little memory of the extra time off, other than the prolonged (28 years and counting) bollocking it earned me from my parents.”

8th over: South Africa 31-1 (Amla 22, Du Plessis 4) In commentary, McCullum says he’s not sure New Zealand should’ve fielded, and Amal shows why! First, he transfers weight beautifully to drive four through cover point and then, when Boult goes around, he strokes through mid off for four more. Now he’s in! Those were vintage! He adds a single for good measure, and already this could be a key partnership.

7th over: South Africa 22-1 (Amla 13, Du Plessis 4) This is great stuff, tough, absorbing and intense - 50-over cricket is absolutely bazzing - if South Africa can refrain from collapse, we could have waselves a serious ball-game. Du Plessis edges two - Ferguson does very well to save the boundary - and both these batsmen are in but not in at all.

“Did anyone else used to play car cricket?” asks peter Salmon. “Very simple, runs were scored based on how many legs the character in the name of a passing pub had - Red Lion was four, the swan was two, etc. Royalty, King’s Head and so on, was out. I think we had more byzantine laws that gave ones and sixes. Had the astonishing effect of making a dull car ride just that little it duller.”

6th over: South Africa 20-1 (Amla 13, Du Plessis 2) Boult is grooved, another fuller one drawing Amla’s desperate glance; it misses and he wears a knuck on the pad, but outside leg - and we see the ball was missing leg stump too. But from here it looks a matter of time. Amla, though, is fighting, and twists two when Boult strays straight.

5th over: South Africa 18-1 (Amla 11, Du Plessis 2) Henry finds some swing off a fuller one to spirit one away from Amla, who drives airily. He’s not in nick at all, and unlike in Tests when you can perform a Strauss career-saver simply by not giving it away, there’s nowhere to hide over 50. But he adds three next ball, the only runs from the over.

“Goochie should also be remembered for being the father of the term ‘daddy hundred’” emails John Starbuck. “Perhaps lasting cricket fame is more about contributions to the language than for actual athletic feats?”

4th over: South Africa 15-1 (Amla 8, Du Plessis 2) Another quietish over, just four from it - it’s funny really, for all the master blasting at the top - and surely that’s what Stevie was talking about - now it’s serious we’re back to the wickets in hand. The more things change and all that.

3rd over: South Africa 12-1 (Amla 5, Du Plessis 2) One off the over, a single to Amla driven into the covers. I wonder If Amal Clooney types Amla as often as I’m typing Amal.

Look at Abhijato Sensarma, effortlessly blending two riffs. “Many cricketers from the subcontinent,” he says, “(where English isn’t a native language), especially in the good old days, have one common reserve phrase which they use as a reply to all questions asked in a foreign accent they can’t comprehend - ‘The boys played well’. It’s one of the things everyone knows and laughs about, both in as well as outside the professional cricketing circle. A few years ago, when our biology teacher asked my witty classmate a question none of us knew the answer to, he stroked his imaginary beard for a while, then sagely said - ‘Ma’am, the boys played well’. He ended up getting a school, um, ‘vacation’ the next day, but it was a shared classic moment in all of our childhood highlights reel.”

2nd over: South Africa 11-1 (Amla 4, Du Plessis 2) Du Plessis drives to extra cover and they take a second - presumably at Amla’s behest, given the look he receives - and Du Plessis has to charge home. That should have blown the cobwebs away.

No there will not! Boult is full of length, gets a little bit of nip off the surface as De Kock makes room to drive, and that’s all he needs, stumps splattering like broken fingers.

2nd over: South Africa 9-0 (De Kock 5, Amla 4) Boult is fairly charging in, but his third ball slants across De Kock and he glances it for four more. I doubt there’ll be many more of those.

1st over: South Africa 5-0 (De Kock 1, Amla 4) De Kock has a nervous flail at Henry’s second ball, doing well to avoid edging; he quickly chases down the other end with one into the leg side. Amla is then served a gift, on the pads to flick for four, and he’s away.

“A leak in my bathroom has led to me working from home this morning,” exculpates John Butler. “So now obviously watching the build up and ‘working’. Interesting to hear Amla is struggling to deal with the short ball after being hit by Archer just prior to the World Cup. Stuart Broad has never been the same batsman after he got a double black eye by the ball that got through his grill. I also got hit in the face when I was 14, which I blame for both ruining my chances of becoming an international sportsman and model. When I got hit, I just naturally reverted to playing off my back foot for what must have been a year. I wondered whether professional cricketers get counseling about this sort of thing because it’s a little like mild PTSD. Or, perhaps, even hypnosis would be useful as a therapy?”

Henry has the ball...

Out come De Kock and Amla, the former in form and the latter so out of it he’s forgotten that good form even exits.

South Africa: Amla, De Kock, Markram, Du Plessis, Van der Dussen, Miller, Phehlukwayo, Morris, Rabada, Ngidi, Tahir.

New Zealand: Guptill, Munro, Williamson, Taylor, Latham, Neesham, De Grandhomme, Santner, Henry, Ferguson, Boult.

Anthem time!

“I remember that Gooch catch,” tweets Mr D Johns,“and it was one of the moments that made me fall in love with the whole absurd ‘circus’ (thanks, Richie Benaud). Weird the clip is labelled as lucky when there are at least 2 moments of athletic brilliance.”

Yes, agreed - it should not be forgotten that Gooch was a more than useful footballer and on West Ham’s books.

“Re cricketer placeholders,” tweets Jim Baxter.“It’s an obvious one, but the Australian tendency to start every sentence with ‘ah, look’ seems to be spreading to cricketers of other nationalities.”

I’ve read Carter Beats the Devil - I heartily recommend – so think this is what they call misdirection. Keep your eyes on the hands at all times.

And for anyone old thinking yeah, whatevz, seen that before - well you have.

Did you see this dept:

Has anyone ever seen/experienced something like this?!pic.twitter.com/tmvgkFPzsA

“I’m sure Ian Rubenstein’s school pastime can be adapted to the 21st-century workplace PowerPoint cricket,” says Adrian Armstrong. “A single per bullet point, 2 per hyperlink, 4 for an image, 6 for embedded video. A wicket falls, naturally, at the end of each slide. Refinements welcome.”

I’m Theodore Donald Kerabatsos here, but think we need to allocate runs for particular phrases: blue sky, imagineer and such.

Thoughts...

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It’s Beuran Hendricks who misses out.

Faf du Plessis would also have fielded, but hopes that the blue sky will help the ball come on nicely. He says that the win over Afghanistan was good for self-belief and has made one change: Lungi Ngidi is back, but we’ve not yet been told who he’s replacing.

They’re unchanged, and Kane Williamson notes that they’ve gone 11 days without playing.

It’s sunny and all, so here we go to Mark Nicholas, resplendent in, er, petrol blue.

But here we go!

Er, it’s half past the hour and we’re still watching highlights.

“Johnson is surely Ian Botham?” tweets Stanlei. “Raab is Tony Greig.”

I had Raab as Mark Lathwell – unfit for purpose and gone as soon as he arrived.

“‘If Tory leadership candidates were England cricketers of the 80s and 90s?” begins Gary Naylor. “Well, Johnson and co would have to be a lot more right wing for a start – the PCA was once described as the only trade union further to the right than its employers.”

“My first thought on reading Ian Rubenstein’s words was, ‘You don’t have to be old to have gone to school and used blackboards.’” emails Matt Dony. “My second thought was a sad, sad realisation. I’m off to listen to I Don’t Want To Grow Up by Tom Waits, and cry a little bit. I really need the cricket to start soon and distract me from the inexorable march of time.”

Yes, cricket definitely has no relationship whatsoever to the slow expiration of life.

Wrap yer peepers around this.

Related: Cricket World Cup 2019: talking points at the halfway stage

“Thanks for the Ian Bell ‘Like I said’ video,” says Peter Salmon. “Got some mates,” he boasts - are you sure you’re on the right webpage – “who share my obsession with this sort of thing - how is this phrase functioning for him? Obviously it’s a placeholder, but everything he prefaces with ‘Like I said’ is something he hasn’t said. So he’s drawing on general cultural norms - he reinforces his platitudes by appealing to another to verify them, in this case himself. And, perhaps reminding himself of the party line. Our main obsession is the use of ‘probably’ by sportspeople, ‘Yes, we probably played well today and we probably had the best of the umpires but the West Indies are a good side and probably they will be back and I probably like batting here etc.’ No definitive statement without a probably. We tried having a drinking game based around it, but spent too much time hammered.”

The great Gary Anderson is also a firm fan of this one, often using it to begin a sentence. In fairness, these lads have to do a lot of talking, generally to people they’d rather miss, about things they speak about a lot. So they might mean “like I said” every bloody time I’m asked this question you deem pertinent, poignant and unique.

Get expletive in.

I just found myself thinking that, if the Tory leadership candidates were England cricketers of the 80s and 90s, who would be who (whom?)?

Of course, it’s quite hard to do this on a family website, but I’ve got Rory Stewart as Peter Such: started well, but brief investigation revealed him to be the indistinct from the rest of them.

The umpires are back...

“I can’t claim any actual school cricket heroics,” says Ian Rubenstein, but we did invent a pastime called “Gesture cricket” which was played in the classes of some of our more fidgety educators.

Touching the nose a single, glasses two. Telling a student to stand up was a boundary, out of the classroom a six.

Dismissals were signalled by a thump of blackboard (I’m old) or desk. One teacher had a fit of anger, thumped his desk repeatedly and engineered a batting collapse that saw my team dismissed for 10 runs total. Cue the four of us playing at the back of the class rolling around on the floor in hysterics.”

Who doesn’t want more Eoin Morgan - what a human being he is. I still find it hard to grasp how few Tests he’s played, and would be seeking a way to get him back in.

“I’ve been out of the country for 20 years,” brags Tim Maitland. “Does your mention of Vimto mean you’re proper northern or has it become the ironic drink of choice by ukele-playing, man-bun wearing, moustache-waxing southern hipsters?”

I’ve worn many insults, but hipster is not one of them – I am pure unreconstructed in the proudest tradition of the OBO. I grew up drinking Vimto because my dad is Manc – we’d come back from my gran’s with carloads of that and kuchen, a kind of tea-loaf but nice, kuchen meaning cake in Yiddish. Depending on the variety selected, it came with icing, raisins, glacier cherries, cinnamon, jam and cheese and was absolutely spectacular, though think it has pretty much ceased to exist.

Ok, seeing as we’re here for a bit, one of my other school, er, holidays: reciprocating a Nescafe handshake offered from a bus window, only to accidentally trigger a rather large confab the following afternoon.

“This match is at least the prince if not the king of the roundrobin stage,” reckons Amod Paranjape. “And if South Africa are knocked out today, then are we again allowed to use the C word mate?”

C for cricketingly challenged? Definitely.

Shaun Pollock reckons 75 minutes and we’ll be out there for a full 50-over game. From your mouth to his ears, old mate.

The umpires have reinspected, “it’s improving” says Umpire Gould, and we’ve got another inspection at 11. The outfield is wet, all of it, and they need the sun to come out to dry stuff out ... AND THERE IT IS! There’s a good chance of play soon, they reckon, and the thunderstorms predicted for last night failed to materialise.

“In this BCCI world cup feat. ICC,” emails Krishnamoorthy V, “should the schedule be so blatant to give a red carpet treatment to India? The India-Pakistan match on Sunday (holiday in India but not in Pakistan), gaps between matches so long that a world tour is possible between them.”

The thing that was extremely wrong was how long India waited to get going so their players could recover from the IPL. I think I know what Barry Galahad would say about it, but he’d be wrong.

“Kia Ora” begins Hari Shankar. Thanks - Vimto for me. Sorry, that is an awful joke, but here we are. Anyway: “Hello in kiwi tongue, from the southern hemisphere, where it’s dark, wet and cold. Just like your English summer. Will we have a game on? Would be fun to start the game with a haka to startle the Saffas.”

Yes, I’d say we will have a game. There’s a possibility of thunderstorms, imminently and this afternoon, but we should have enough to get something through.

The umpires are checking the rain radar - there might be another shower imminent - but the pitch is uncovered, which is a good sign.

Email!“That photo looks positively doomsday-esque,” says Ben Bernards, “could we be looking at a rain-inspired 20/20 slap-a-thon at last? As a Kiwi, I feel the team is seriously undercooked right now. The favourites for the cup all possess openers that more often or not go big before they go home – Finch, Warner, Roy, Bairstow, Sharma & Dhawan. By way of comparison, their black-clad equivalents: Munro (one 50 in 19 innings, unlikely to ever stay longer than 10 overs) and Guptill (clearly not in form) look a poor man’s version. So much rests on Taylor and Williamson who have performed solidly rather than spectacularly, and the lower order has failed its only audition with the bat thus far vs Bangladesh.”

Yes – if New Zealand get it done, it’ll be because they win the toss, field, and their bowlers have a good day in helpful conditions.

Apparently my email hyperlink wasn’t working earlier; please send all missives to daniel.harris.casual@guardian.co.uk.

Cricinfo tells us that the umpires are making their way to the middle...

I loved Robin Smith growing up, I guess because I identified with him more than his contemporaries, who were either a bit this or a bit that. And also because when he posted that wondrous 167 not out against Australia, I was home from school with a box of Superkings, suspended for setting the floor of the science labs on fire. And obviously England still lost.

Look at this! Here’s Robin Smith being interviewed by Don McRae.

Related: Robin Smith: ‘I drank vodka from the bottle. There were no half measures’

There’s going to be an inspection at 10.15, after which we’re expecting nao drahmahs. This might be a good toss to win - I’m sure New Zealand will be desperate to get South Africa in.

There’s been a lot of overnight rain and we’ve got a delayed toss. It’s dry now, though, and Baz McCullum - yeah, we’re on nickname terms – Isa Guha and Shaun Pollock have come in matching petrol blue suits, so.

Which of course reminds us all of this.

And a favourite Ashes interview: Ian Bell smashes the world "like I said" record into tiny little pieces. pic.twitter.com/qvEOJ4SACX

Absolutely nothing to do with cricket, but to warm ourselves up, let’s enjoy the phenomenal standard of itiswhatitising from Barry Galahad.

Psst … psst… are we ... are we ... back? After a riveting start which suggested this strange format was to all our benefits because it gave us lots of matches involving lots of fine teams, the rain intervened and things started going exactly to form. The top four seemed settled – perhaps it still is – and the individual feats of derring-do dried up too.

Not no mo. On Monday, Bangladesh battered West Indies – not a seismic shock, but the emphatic nature of it was as memorable as it was majestic – then yesterday, Eoin Morgan reinvented our conception of the possible. Now, here we are today.

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Australia set Bangladesh 382 to win: Cricket World Cup 2019 – live!

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24th over: Bangladesh 144-2 (Tamim 62, Mushfiqur 23) Target 382 Zampa into his fourth and under pressure early on, Tamim sweeping hard and well for four! The spinner loses his line later in the over down the legside, Mushfiqur adding a couple more behind square to finish. Nine from it and the stands are PUMPING as the Bangladesh fans make more noise than they have at any time today. They want to believe.

23rd over: Bangladesh 135-2 (Tamim 57, Mushfiqur 20) Target 382 Starcis back to shake things up as he did against Sri Lanka in the middle overs. He has, by some margin, been Australia’s best powerplay-to-powerplay bowler in this World Cup so far. Tamim gets off strike first ball, which is a good idea because the left-armer is bowling heat at Mushfiqur, peppering the line of his body a couple of times, the final delivery hitting the splice and flying down to third man. Between times, Khawaja lets one through his legs at mid-off, which isn’t pretty.

“Had my heart in my mouth after you posted that the Tamim LBW was being sent for review immediately assuming he would go,” writes Frederick Herbert. “After finding out he wasn’t out I thought I’d do some research. Turns out, according to this handy analysis that only 20% of on-field not-out decisions are successfully overturned (a slightly higher 34% are overturned when the initial decision is out). As a behavioural scientist I’m thoroughly ashamed of myself. As Mr Kahneman says, never neglect the base rate!”

22nd over: Bangladesh 129-2 (Tamim 53, Mushfiqur 18) Target 382 Zampa, or ‘Zorba’ as Alex Carey calls him through the stump mic, again from our northern end of the ground. He’s been good so far. But Mushfiqur really wants to take him down, last time around busting out two reverse sweeps, this time smashing him back over his head for SIX! He turned it into a full toss after dancing at him. Clarke is critical of Zampa’s pace, saying he is sending it down too fast. “You can premeditate as a batsman as you know it isn’t going to spin past you.” Good point.

21st over: Bangladesh 120-2 (Tamim 51, Mushfiqur 11) Target 382 Thanks again, Geoff. An impressive little spell this from Marcus Stoinis, the slower ball he bowled to get rid of Shakib all-but ending Bangladesh’s hopes of a miracle win. Tamim is not giving up though, pulling with authority to the rope at square leg then deflecting to backward point to register his half-century in 65 balls. He’s batted really well here. The resourceful Mushfiqur keeps the board ticking.

There is a huge roar around Trent Bridge, causing Geoff and me to leap out of our seats in case two more fans decided to run on the field. Not to be, though: it was an image of a fan on the screen having fallen asleep. ‘Snooze Cam’ they call it.

20th over: Bangladesh 111-2 (Tamim 45, Mushfiqur 9) Mushy! Be glad that he wasn’t run out, because he’s brought his bag of tricks and he’s here to party. Gets down low and scoops Zampa over his own shoulder for a couple of fine leg, then once more drops like it’s hot and reverse-sweeps over backward point for four! Zap, pow. Misses one that he nearly nicks. Charges one and defends. Sweeps conventionally to keep the strike. All happening. They need 8.98.

19th over: Bangladesh 105-2 (Tamim 45, Mushfiqur 2) No top spot for Shakib, he has to settle for 425 runs from his fifth World Cup 2019 innings, and his first thus far that hasn’t passed 50. Big chases are a lot about luck as well as skill, and there are little moments that have to go your way. Mushfiqur Rahim comes to the middle, vastly experienced wicketkeeper-bat in this team. He’s nearly run out for 1 as Tamim hits straight to Smith at midwicket and sets off regardless, and Mushy can only watch and hope the ball misses as he runs to the striker’s end. It does. He still ran, though. NB: Usman.

It’s not Zampa who does it! One of those strokes of luck that falls one way and not the other. A simple shot from Shakib, trying to turn Stonis away square, but instead he gets a leading edge that loops up to mid-off.

18th over: Bangladesh 102-1 (Tamim 44, Shakib 41) Right then. It’s leg-spin time. Adam Zampa has got to for a pile of runs if Bangladesh have any hope. We’ve seen that teams can get on top of him if they attack early. But also he often gets his wickets when teams try to attack him. Who wins this part of the struggle? Zampa takes the early honours, beating Tamim’s outside edge with a straight ball, and going for only four singles.

17th over: Bangladesh 98-1 (Tamim 42, Shakib 39) Slashed for four! Stoinis thought he was in business there with a wide ball bowled and backward point in play. But Tamim got his shot fine of Maxwell and it flies away to the boundary. Equally he nails a whip shot to close the over, but it’s saved on the fence. Again, seven runs scored including a couple more singles. Bangladesh need 8.6 per over from here and they’re nudging up towards 6 an over so far.

16th over: Bangladesh 91-1 (Tamim 36, Shakib 38) Tamim finally hits a pull shot flush, and this time will collect two as Cummins has some distance to cover in the deep. Then there’s a lovely late steer from Shakib that has the crowd in raptures as it beats Maxwell at gully, but they quiet down rapidly when they see third man is set quite square and will save the boundary. Tamim flicks a run, Shakib pulls one. Seven from the over. This is a crazy-tough chase, but they’ve got a real sense of purpose in their batting.

Shakib needs 63 to get back to the top of the runs list, by the way. Count down.

15th over: Bangladesh 84-1 (Tamim 31, Shakib 36) A classic picket fence from Stoinis: six singles, as the batsmen do a decent job of having a look at him while at least scoring a few. He looks to be bowling freely, and does what he always does, hanging back of a length to avoid letting batsmen get a good swing.

14th over: Bangladesh 78-1 (Tamim 28, Shakib 33) And these are the kind of overs they can’t afford. Coulter-Nile gets away with three singles, bowling a couple of good bouncers to force a dot ball and then a mistimed pull that only gets a hurried single. Stoinis will replace Maxwell next, and they’ll need to take plenty from him too...

13th over: Bangladesh 75-1 (Tamim 27, Shakib 31) If Bangladesh have any hope in this monster chase they have to target Australia’s weaker bowlers. Glenn Maxwell is an obvious target. Shakib zeroes in, lofting a straight drive that hangs in the air a fair while before bouncing for four, too straight to catch. Then a flatter harder one that skips over the straight rope. And two more runs to square leg. A dozen from the over with a couple of singles. These are the kind of overs they need, and plenty of them.

12th over: Bangladesh 63-1 (Tamim 26, Shakib 20) Shakib isn’t nailing the pull shot today. Tries again versus Coulter-Nile, but can’t time it to get more than a single. Four of those from the over as Nathan CN settles on a difficult length to get away.

Paul Headon emails in. “In reply to Nick Toovey, over 5, my over-riding memory is Hussain running out Strauss shortly before he managed a second ton on debut. As I recall, he retired from the international game immediately after getting his own 100…” As a direct result, presumably.

11th over: Bangladesh 59-1 (Tamim 24, Shakib 18) Thanks Adam. Now Maxwell has had a chance of ends, after Cummins had a change of ends. Off-spin from the Pavilion End now. Tamim nudges a single. Shakib drives a couple in front of point, then two more lofted over backward point. He’s gone back past Finch on the World Cup runs list, and taken his personal total past 400 for the tournament. Whew.

Bangladesh chasing 382 need 8 per over and they’re at 5.5.

10th over: Bangladesh 53-1 (Tamim 23, Shakib 13) Target 382 Coulter-Nile is bowling the final over of the first power play and he does well to keep Shakib stuck to the crease until the penultimate delivery, the No3 leaning into a glorious straight drive for four! He tries to pull the final ball but it doesn’t get beyond midwicket. A nice little recovery.

Righto, I’m back over to the radio for a bit. I’ll leave you with Geoff.

9th over: Bangladesh 49-1 (Tamim 23, Shakib 9) Target 382 Cummins again and Shakib is very keen on a shorter ball outside the off stump, crunching his cut shot to the eastern boundary. Beautiful cricket. The crowd are very involved now.

8th over: Bangladesh 41-1 (Tamim 22, Shakib 3) Target 382 “As a Dutchmen and cricket lover, it’s generally rather lonely when you try to make a conversation about what’s happening. So I cannot say thank you enough to OBO for existing, cause at least I now get the joy of listening to other people’s conversations.” Great to have you with us, Jaap van Netten.

“One point I’d like to make here, seeing all the Maxwellball discussion: during the most recent series against India (when Australia still regularly lost ODIs) I remember one of you guys (I guess it was Geoff) tweeting after a cheap dismissal: “this is the ball they’ll use to drop Maxwell from the World Cup team.”

NOT OUT! Well, it is a good bit of bowling but it is just pitching outside leg, so that’s the end of that. Australia lose their review.

HAS COULTER-NILE TRAPPED TAMIM LEG BEFORE? It has been given not out but they are sending it up to the DRS. Stand by.

7th over: Bangladesh 38-1 (Tamim 21, Shakib 2) Target 382 Shot! Tamim is away, clipping Cummins beautifully through midwicket; his third boundary. With those runs in the bank, he plays conservatively for the rest of the set, getting under the bumper when it inevitably comes, finishing with a solid push past point for two.

6th over: Bangladesh 32-1 (Tamim 15, Shakib 2) Target 382 Glenn Maxwell is it, the two southpaws in the middle surely influencing this decision. It doesn’t quite work to play at the start, the offspinner overpitching and creamed for four to the cover rope by Tamim, who is in very good touch today. A few more singles follow but the Bangladesh fans are up on their feet again in protest when Khawaja’s throw hits Tamim on the leg, flooring the opening for a moment. Play on.

“Basically, the meteorological reason for the amount of rain in Manchester is the Pennines (the hills running down the centre of the country to the east of Manchester),” explains Mark Gillespie. “Prevailing weather comes from the west over the Atlantic, and picks up a lot of water. When that hits high land, i.e the Pennines, it dumps it as rain.” Well there we go! Most informative.

5th over: Bangladesh 25-1 (Tamim 9, Shakib 1) Target 382 Starc, into the breeze, is sending them down at 92mph. As you do. Shakib is having a look, defending then pushing one to get off the mark. Tamim gives the No3 the strike back and he has to duck under a zippy bumper to finish. Much as it was against England and West Indies, I’m sure they will try and test Shakib out early with the short ball.

“Would Khawaja be the record holder for the highest scorer that has to hide in the dressing room for fear of being eviscerated?” asks Nick Toovey.

4th over: Bangladesh 23-1 (Tamim 8, Shakib 0) Target 382 Earlier in the Cummins over, Alex Carey failed to glove adequately glove a delivery that ran away for four byes. But that’s all forgotten about now. Shakib ducks his first ball. As Michael Clarke points out on telly, the excellence of Finch there was taking an extra beat rather than throwing reflexively. He had the time, took it and nailed his ping.

“Here is a run-out story,” writes Hari Shankar. “In my school cricket as a tail-ender I was “protected” by my senior top-order batsman. For three consecutive overs the last ball ended in a single. On the last ball of the fourth over I decided to do a Khawaja. Much to my chagrin and to the delight of the watching girls I was chased all over the ground by a seriously-angry-swearing bat. My heart goes out to poor Khawaja when he walked back to the Aussie dressing room.”

Brilllllliant fielding by the Australian captain! They practice that exact move at training over and over again, Finch sliding at mid-on then pinging down the stumps at the non-strikers’ end. Soumya is well short, Tamim sending him back upon realising the trouble. A very nasty mix up, both men running to begin.

3rd over: Bangladesh 19-0 (Tamim 8, Soumya 10) Target 382“Steve Smith has a whole bag of gloves,” says Michael Clarke on the commentary. That’s what I’m here for, Pup. Next: has a sack full of thigh pads? A container of helmets? Back to the middle, Soumya gets down the other end via a leg bye, Tamim tucking a single. The strike rotation is followed by back to back boundaries for Soumya, clipping aerially through square leg then glancing a rank full toss fine, which Cummins misfields on the rope! You. Do. Not. See. That.

2nd over: Bangladesh 9-0 (Tamim 7, Soumya 2) Target 382 Cummins is bowling the second over today rather than the first, as he has in the last few games. It’s a nice little sidebar of the Australian campaign so far: who is the top dog, Starc or Cummins? Who has choice of end? Who picks the ball? I love this stuff. Anyway, it is Cummins from our northern or broadcast end, to Soumya to begin who drives in the air towards Warner who makes an excellent diving stop. Tamim’s turn, who strikes the first boundary of the reply with a beautifully timed straight drive.

“Enjoying the OBO,” emails Robert Hogg. Why, thank you. “On childhood memories of weather, I grew up in Manchester. Winter was mild, wet and dominated by a sky the colour of lead. You had to detect changes in the seasons by the warmth of the drizzle. I can’t remember summer ever coming up as a topic of conversation.”

1st over: Bangladesh 4-0 (Tamim 3, Soumya 1) Target 382 Starc opens up from the southern or pavilion end. It almost certainly has other names but let’s not get into OBO End Chat quite yet. We’ll save that for the Test Matches later in the summer. He’s on the mark to begin, Tamim playing straight before punching with control through the gap at cover for three to get the chase underway. When the attack leader goes a fraction shorter, Soumya opens with a steer down to third man.

Lovely bloke, Tamim. I went to his house to interview him in Chittagong a couple of years ago and he invited me to stay with his family for Eid lunch. Great people.

Afternoon everyone. Bangladesh have to start this positively. They weren’t able to against England in Cardiff in pursuit of a similar target a couple of weeks back due to the way that Archer and Woakes opened up at them. They can’t allow Starc and Cummins to do something similar. Instead, take the example of Sri Lanka, who were right on top in the power play on Saturday before throwing it away.

With this being the final game at Nottingham for the World Cup, the volunteers (Cricketeers) are doing a lap of honour. Nice touch. The Australians are warming up in front of us, Marcus Stoinis getting ready to bowl. “But can he get through ten overs?” asks Michael Clarke. If he can’t, Australia will have a decision to make.

Orders don’t come much taller than that. They needed 387 to win against England a couple of weeks ago, and Shakib made a hundred that gave the impression he wanted to salvage net run rate. Then they needed 322 against the West Indies and Shakib made a hundred like he’d never considered the possibility of not winning. He’ll need another of the latter today if they’re to be any chance, but they’re unlikely to get bowling anywhere near as sloppy as the men in maroon dished up.

David Warner, it seems strange to say, never seemed entirely in control as he has in the past. But he showed his ability, in finding a way to fight through a tricky start and then just keep going, maintaining his aggression en route to a large and fast hundred. He laid a massive base with Finch, Khawaja played his best innings coming in lower down the order, and Maxwell came in for a devastating salvo at the end that was cut short by Khawaja and a run out.

50th over: Australia 381-5 (Stoinis 17, Carey 11) We’re back. Mustafizur has the job of closing the innings off for Bangladesh. Carey slams a yorker to deep cover for a single, and that sets the tone for the next two balls. But when the Fizz misses that length, Stoinis powers him back past the non-striker along the ground for four, hard enough to split the men in the deep. Super shot. Followed by a very not super shot, as Stoinis aims over midwicket but gets a thick lofted edge that floats over the keeper for four more. He finishes the innings with another slammed drive and Carey coming to the danger end bolts back for two.

That’s one hell of a score for Australia!

One over for Australia to face.

A restart is announced, as the sun comes out and sweeps briefly across the ground. Ten minutes away, at 14:35 UK time.

“When I see the phrase ‘golden arm’ I always think about Mudassar Nazar’s 6 for 32 at Lords in 1982. Not bad for an opener.” Quite so, David Brown. Soumya bowling the death overs is right up near that level.

As for the next wicket, “Maybe Smith’s review was on the basis that the bails weren’t going to come off?” writes Jim Luetchford. Hit on the front pad, while standing back on your stumps, by a full toss in front of middle... that was a review more worthy of humour than any of poor Shane Watson’s work.

Thanks Adam. I’m glad I wasn’t on the keys when Maxwell was run out. There would not have been enough capital letters on the internet to adequately respond.

Jane Evans agrees. “Topping the poll for this week’s least popular Australian cricketer is David War ... no ... Steve ... no ... Usman-there-shalt-be-no-Maxwellball-Khawaja.”

49th over: Australia 368-5 (Stoinis 6, Carey 9) Soumya bowling the death overs here is everything I want in World Cup cricket. Yes, Carey found a way to slap him out to the deep cover boundary late in the over - a beautifully timed shot after getting to the pitch. But nine off it? Mashrafe Mortaza would take that. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? NOW IT IS RAINING! THE PLAYERS ARE OFF THE FIELD WITH AN OVER TO BOWL!

With that, back to Geoff to OBO the rain. Urrrrrgh!

48th over: Australia 359-5 (Stoinis 3, Carey 3) What an excellent fightback from Mustafizur, who was toyed with by Khawaja in his previous set. His skipper needed him to bounce back and he has in this over, getting Smith’s wicket and giving up only five singles. Can’t ask for much more than that from the young gun.

“Disappointing not to see Maxwell get a chance to go on with it,” says Damien McLean. “Did Khawaja have a responsibility to sacrifice himself there? Surely Khawaja had done his job by then, no shame being run out for 89 trying to build.”

Three wickets in six balls for Bangladesh! The Fizz traps Smith, who was deep in his crease trying to flick to square leg but doesn’t make contact. He reviews, because that’s what you do in over 48, but it is hitting middle half way up.

47th over: Australia 354-4 (Stoinis 1, Smith 1) The two wickets have done the job, only two runs coming after Maxwell’s run out. Two new men are out there for the final stanza. Can Bangladesh keep their cool for the next 20 minutes?

Soumya has a third! Can somebody please commission me to write 2000 words about this spell? It’s slow (they all are) and Khawaja is through his pull by the time the ball arrives. A tiny underedge is located on the way through and that is that. Well played Usman. That innings is going to make Justin Langer very happy.

Maxwell digs out a yorker through his legs and wanted the single, Khawaja refuses to come, Maxwell is run our by Rubel’s direct hit. Hmmmm. Maxwell stares at his partner. He’s walking off with 32 from 10, having slammed the previous ball for six as well. [Jim Maxwell HMMMMMMM [/Jim Maxwell]

46th over: Australia 346-2 (Khawaja 89, Maxwell 26) Maxwell or Dhoni?! THIS IS REMARKABLE HITTING! THE HELICOPTER TO BEGIN, nailing it over mid-off, over the rope. Outrageous. Next? He slams Hossain through cover for four, hit so well that no sweeper had a chance. Next? HUGE over midwicket, off balance for SIX into the stands. TV tells me that Australia have added 102 runs in their last 40 balls. Go again? Well, he tries but it doesn’t get all of it, falling in the gap between the sweepers at midwicket. They race back for three. Khawaja’s turn, finishing the over with a lavish boundary of his own through point. “Goodness me,” says Ian Bishop on TV. Indeed. 25 runs from the over. Maxwell has 26 from eight balls.

If you listened to the most recent Spin, you might have heard me expressing slight disappointment in Glenn Maxwell. And being taken down in flames by @collinsadamhttps://t.co/3OBSNUVsx1

45th over: Australia 321-2 (Khawaja 84, Maxwell 7) Mel Jones notes on TV that Maxwell waited for Warner to walk off the field to first receive his standing ovation. Nice touch. The new man can’t quite get Soumya away upon arriving either, until the final ball when he plays a wonderful shot from a yorker-length delivery, crushing it through point for his first four. Warner fell in the over but 12 runs were added, the latter more important at this stage of the innings.

Soumya again! He has never bowled more than five overs in an ODI before but today, he has both Finch and Warner. Granted, the latter is 166 from 147 when walking off , the end of a masterful hand that included 14 fours and five sixes. But still! The opener audibly groaned as his miscued uppercut ended up the hands of Hossain at short third man. Time for Glenn Maxwell? Yes. Yes it is.

44th over: Australia 309-1 (Warner 162, Khawaja 83) Rubel Hossain returns after the Mustafizur misadventure. Mortaza is rotating his bowlers an over at a time here in an effort to somehow find a wicket. Not that this would necessarily help their cause with Maxwell and Stoinis the likely next two to walk out. Goodness me, Warner plays an utter brilliant upper cut from a ball hovering around his leg stump, following his body. He still has enough time to lift it over the cordon for four. He plays that the ball after whacking a full delivery down the ground for four, bringing up the Australian 300. This is a very impressive acceleration from Australia. I didn’t know if they had it in them, to be honest.

43rd over: Australia 296-1 (Warner 151, Khawaja 82) Mortaza brings himself back and it doesn’t go well. Warner, having to watch on as Khawaja went wild in the previous set, begins the very same way by smashing the first ball over the rope at midwicket for another six! With a single to follow, the opener raises his 150 from 139 balls. What a knock. He has 200 on the shelf here, all of a sudden. Shane Watson has Australia’s highest score (185 not out, also against Bangladesh). I wonder if he knows? Anyway, the good times roll when Khawaja again finds the boundary at backward point. 14 from the over making 59 from the last four.

42nd over: Australia 282-1 (Warner 143, Khawaja 76) As Andrew WK taught us, when it’s time to party, you should party hard. Australia are taking this advice as gospel in this final stanza, Khawaja driving four to backward point, cutting another in the same direction next ball, clipping a full toss off his legs to the midwicket rope before pulling a fourth boundary of the over into the gap at backward square. Who said that Khawaja couldn’t go up the gears? (Me). 19 off the over, if you don’t mind. Along the way, they raised their 150-run partnership.

“With Soumya Sarkar adding his name to the pantheon of ‘Wicket-taking Part Time Bowlers’, has this World Cup been particularly kind on the remarkable species?” writes Aditi Prabhudesai of the one man to strike today. “We already have Joe Root, Glen Maxwell (who’s graduated to a full-time bowler in this World Cup) and Finch himself adorning the list. Is it an aberration or was it ever thus?”

41st over: Australia 263-1 (Warner 143, Khawaja 57) Thanks, Geoff. Shakib has four overs up his sleeve for the death, which is a bit unusual for a spinner in the final ten. I don’t think Mortaza has got his sums quite right in those middle overs. Anyway, sure enough, Warner is happy with it, swapping his stance and getting it over third man for four! Clever. The power is there too, heaving the spinner over the short boundary at midwicket a lonnnng way back. 13 from it. Buckle up.

40th over: Australia 250-1 (Warner 133, Khawaja 54) Nothing streaky about that one! Warner drives straight, and clean, and true. Over Rubel Hossain’s head and back down the ground for six. Nearly hit it to me up here in the commentary box. Then flicks a couple through backward square.

“Evening Geoff/Adam,” says Phil Withall. “I know you two are pretty close and have done a hell of a lot together but giving up any pretense of security on you computer seems a little bit too trusting. I have a lot of trust in my daughters but wouldn’t let them anywhere near any of my means of communication. The 21 Jump Street style relationship I have long imagined you having seens to have been confirmed.”

39th over: Australia 237-1 (Warner 123, Khawaja 52) Warner thinks that it’s go time against Mustafizur. He backs away and tries to slash over cover, but misses. The ball misses his leg stump by a fraction. So Warner goes again next ball, and this time toe-ends it over cover, another streaky boundary. Mushfiq can’t take the next ball cleanly as Warner misses again, and they get a bye. Khawaja can’t do much with the final three balls.

38th over: Australia 230-1 (Warner 119, Khawaja 50) That’s huge for Khawaja. A run-a-ball fifty when he’s struggled so far in the tournament. Plays a gorgeous pull through square from Rubel for four, then raises the milestone with a single next ball. Warner has already carved four through point, then almost gets whacked in the junkyard again trying to pull when the ball is too full. Just gets some bat on it.

“Two queries,” writes Abhijato Sensarma. “Warner double ton on the cards? If a wicket falls now, is it time for another game of Maxwellball?”

37th over: Australia 218-1 (Warner 113, Khawaja 44) Mustafizur starts after drinks, the most dynamic bowler in this Bangladesh team. He’s zippy, he bends it, he can bowl a good bouncer. Khawaja strides into a couple of perfect cover drives, his signature shot, but one goes straight to cover and one is stopped by the sweeper. No reward for excellence in this format. When Warner gets strike he tries to smear a short ball over midwicket, but only gets a leading edge over cover, and takes two lucky runs.

“Loving the dynamic OBO hangovers between you and Adam today, like an intellectual wrestling tag team. Three falls and one submission in operation?”

36th over: Australia 212-1 (Warner 110, Khawaja 42) Rubel Hossain is back, pace from the Radcliffe Road end after a change. He’s hanging back of a length, squeezed for one by Khawaja, cut by Warner, pulled by Khawaja. Not damage on the scoreboard, but damage when Rubel smashes Warner right in the Jatz. That was box-to-box midfield stuff, and the crowd goes up in a cheer as Warner drops, but I think they were thinking he’d been bowled. The ball didn’t get through him, it was well and truly stopped. Uncomfortably stopped. I’d rather be bowled. Warner recovers and plays on. That’s drinks.

35th over: Australia 208-1 (Warner 108, Khawaja 40) Mashrafe Mortaza comes back on. David Warner doesn’t mind, because there’s a short ball that he can swat away for four. No one out there on the short side of the ground. Warner drives a single, so Mash tries the same ball to Usman Khawaja. Who also pulls it for four. At 80 miles an hour, that’s buffet stuff. This could be a truly huge score today.

34th over: Australia 197-1 (Warner 103, Khawaja 34) More fumbles from Bangladesh, Mahmudullah the one giving away an extra run. They’ve been ropey in the field today. Runs from every delivery, seven from Mehidy’s over. He finishes his 10 with 0 for 59.

33rd over: Australia 190-1 (Warner 101, Khawaja 29) Warner swaps his bat on 99, then nudges a single through square leg for the milestone run. He trots down the pitch then gives it the traditional leap and punch, but he’s less demonstrative than when he made his ton against Pakistan. Celebration, but not over the top. He settles back down and they take only four singles from Shakib’s over.

32nd over: Australia 186-1 (Warner 99, Khawaja 27) Bonus runs for Warner, as he slams Mehidy straight at backward point but it somehow bursts through. A boundary there, then he slaps three more through cover. Warner on to 99!

31st over: Australia 177-1 (Warner 91, Khawaja 26) That is the end of Soumya. Shakib will come back into the attack. It doesn’t work out for him though, as singles and doubles flow. Even though Khawaja misses one reverse sweep, then gets only a sliver of bat on a regulation sweep, that goes past the keeper and fine for four.

30th over: Australia 168-1 (Warner 89, Khawaja 19) Mehidy continues spinning them down, and Khawaja gets marooned through the second half of the over. Drives one hard into his boot, which doesn’t help, and which does hurt.

29th over: Australia 165-1 (Warner 87, Khawaja 18) Thanks Adam. Soumya Sarkar will bowl his fifth over, which he’s only done once before in ODIs. He probably won’t get a sixth though, because Warner clouts him through long-off, then carves him through cover. 1 for 29 from five overs. Warner eyeing off another hundred.

Alan Trench writes, “I doubt there’s such a thing as a definitive book on the game (and there’s certainly a lot of dross). There are two excellent books on cricket in the Indian sub-continent, which shouldn’t be overlooked. Ramachandra Guha’s splendid A Corner of a Foreign Field: The Indian history of a British Sport is sadly hard-to-find (and, scandalously, out of print), but well worth trying to get hold of. Peter Oborne (yes, the high-Tory political commentator) wrote a good book on Pakistani cricket, Wounded Tiger, which tells one a lot about Pakistan’s social and political history since Partition too.”

28th over: Australia 153-1 (Warner 77, Khawaja 16) Up comes Australia’s 150 with Warner push down the ground off Mehidy. This is real middle overs accumulation batting now, neither of the left-handers attacking the ropes. This is a good place for Khawaja to be, ticking the board over without a lot of pressure to get into his innings. Back to Geoff. I’ll catch you for the final ten!

27th over: Australia 149-1 (Warner 75, Khawaja 14) They seem to have got Soumya worked out now, working him around to the sweepers as they continue to build this hefty base.

26th over: Australia 144-1 (Warner 72, Khawaja 12) Nearly a run out! A combination of a fumble and a throw to the wrong end saved Warner, who wasn’t as keen on a single to mid-on as Khawaja was. With the exception of one huge strike from Finch, they are playing Mehidy with a lot of respect. But Warner will back himself to take him down eventually, playing so well against Bangladesh’s spinners over there across two Test tons in 2017.

25th over: Australia 139-1 (Warner 69, Khawaja 10) At last a loose delivery from Soumya, Khawaja able to collect his first boundary of the day with a pull past short fine leg. He’s been given a big chance here to walk in with the foundation very much laid. Given the left/right thing that the Australians have been doing, there was every reason to expect Steve Smith to walk down the steps, not Khawaja.

“Yet to put the game on today, it all seems rather comfortable out there based on your OBO, absolute road?” asks Matthew Potter. “First 400 of the tournament coming up?”

24th over: Australia 132-1 (Warner 68, Khawaja 4) They’re happier scoring of Mehidy this time, knocking the ball around the sweepers for seven risk-free runs.

Is this Bangladesh’s biggest ever World Cup game, I wonder? Sure, if they don’t beat Pakistan in 1999 they don’t get Test status. And yes, they beat India in 2007. But since then, has there ever been a game for them with so much on the line?

23rd over: Australia 125-1 (Warner 64, Khawaja 1) These are the dictionary definition of gentle medium pacers from Soumya Sarkar but they are very effective. Indeed, he had only one ODI wicket at 138 before today across 48 matches. He’s being turned to because Mortaza doesn’t have Mossadek at his disposal today, the enigmatic all-rounder picking up a niggle against West Indies on Monday. The right-armer dots up Khawaja for the majority of the over, sneaking past his inside edge to have the whole crowd appealing for leg before from the penultimate delivery. Not to be. But lovely part-time work.

I should add, if you want to stay in touch with me specifically as we pass the OBO baton back and forth today, please do so on the email or the tweet.

22nd over: Australia 123-1 (Warner 63, Khawaja 1) Good cricket from Mehidy Hasan, racing through a tidy over attempting to cramp up the left-handed pair, giving up only two singles down the ground. He isn’t getting a lot of turn but drift is his main weapon at the moment, trying to pass beyond an inside edge or two.

21st over: Australia 121-1 (Warner 62, Khawaja 0) The words I typed and had to quickly delete as the wicket fell were “Australia are well on the way to making a statement here and becoming the first side to 400 in this World Cup.” Realistically, Finch would have needed 150-plus of those, so that equation changes with Khawaja walking out. The number three defends his first ball.

I’ve only gone and got Bangladesh a wicket four balls after taking over! Soumya Sarkar has been turned to as a change bowler by Mortaza and he’s created an error from seemingly nowhere. Finch has tried to steer him down to the gap at third man but instead, has given catching practice to the fielder there inside the circle, Rubel doing the rest. The pro-Bangladesh crowd are UP AND ABOUT.

20th over: Australia 117-0 (Warner 59, Finch 52) A gift from Mehidy for Finch, full and outside leg stump, and he can just turn it away to fine leg for four. His pile of runs grows ever larger.

Right then. Adam Collins and I will be handballing the blog back and forth a bit today, as per radio broadcasting requirements. He’s on for the next little while, but you can keep emailing me and he’ll get those messages.Back shortly.

19th over: Australia 110-0 (Warner 59, Finch 45) Rubel decides he’s being too economical, and throws in a couple of wides to spice things up. A couple of singles, then Mithun gets tangled up trying to field and kicks the ball away from himself to concede a second run. This opening stand is growing to truly frightening proportions for Bangladesh...

Aditi Prabhudesai is on the email. “No doubt Mashrafe’s parents had hoped their son would take to superheroing and thus bestowed upon him an alliterative name so essential to the trade. While Mashrafe, M.P. may or may not be vigilanting on the rain-soaked Bangla streets in the dead of night, he sure is an inspiration to those of us edging closer towards the mid-thirties. Creaky knees, pot-bellies I scorn thee.”

18th over: Australia 104-0 (Warner 56, Finch 44) Big appeal from Mehidy against Warner, as the batsman advances to an off-break from around the wicket and misses it. Looks like it would have been going down the leg side. Three singles.

Matthew Dony writes in. “If Jessica Morgan lives in Newport, Gwent, then it doesn’t matter that it doesn’t actually always rain. It’s grim, even on a sunny day. But if she lives in Newport, Pembrokeshire, then she’s a fortunate individual. It’s nice enough there that the weather hardly matters at all. Two places in one country that share a name, but could not be more different.”

17th over: Australia 101-0 (Warner 54, Finch 43) Rubel continues to have the most comfortable day of the bowlers, conceding only three again. A brace through square for Warner, and the century partnership is up. They’ve done this plenty of times, this pair. Time for drinks.

16th over: Australia 98-0 (Warner 51, Finch 43) Mehidy Hasan replaces Shakib to try to find some control. Aaron Finch don’t care. Thwack. Six. Over midwicket with a slog sweep. Finch goes for another, more over long-on this time, and it goes too high and lands just inside the rope, to bounce for four.

Finch is the top of the World Cup runs list now, with 386, passing Shakib’s 384. Over to you Shakib, in the second innings.

15th over: Australia 86-0 (Warner 50, Finch 33) Rubel continues, and Warner is happy to calm down a bit after that last flurry. Three singles. The last of them raises Warner’s fifty, and that’s off 55 balls. Much more like it.

“Manchester’s rain has moved on to us here in Yorkshire, as is so often the case,” writes John Starbuck. “In Nottingham, the thing to really fear is the intense hailstorm that occasionally manifests itself in June. I’ve been caught in a few and it’s no joke.” Well, Swann says we’re getting our weather from Leicestershire, and that patch of sky doesn’t look too bad.

14th over: Australia 83-0 (Warner 48, Finch 32) Here comes David Warner! He takes off his false moustache, removes his spectacles, and reveals his true identity. He advances to Shakib, makes the ball into a full toss and drives it through cover for four. Then stays back, drops to one knee and smears it for six! What a shot, that went miles over midwicket. “Shakib just tried to float that one up, and if you do that on this surface then you get punished,” says Graeme Swann on the radio, and he knows a bit about bowling at Trent Bridge.

“I can definitely confirm that the weather was always better in the past, particularly when we were children and summers were long and hot, winters cold and snowy. Definitely. Always.” So true, Simon Ingers.

13th over: Australia 72-0 (Warner 37, Finch 32) Ah, here’s Rubel Hossain. Such a big part in Bangladesh cricket, the man who took the late wickets to seal Bangladesh’s progression to the knockouts in the last World Cup, and got rid of England in the process. He has one good moment against Warner this over, beating the outside edge of a flashing shot outside off, and appealing vociferously. But there was no edge.

12th over: Australia 67-0 (Warner 33, Finch 31) Shakib continues, and the Australians milk him well until Warner carves through cover, flat-batted. Sabbir Rahman puts in the long strides to the longest boundary out that way, with the bowler coming from the Radcliffe Road end, and puts in a dive to save the four. Excellent effort.

“Having driven past an unthinkably sunny Trent Bridge this morning on my way to work – the crowd arriving at the ground from all sides, spilling out of buses on Loughborough, laden with cool bags and floppy hats – and thinking of the things I’ve witnessed inside over the years – Broad standing his ground in 2013; Cook, Bob Willis-like, strangling Ishant Sharma down the leg-side; England smearing 445 against Pakistan – I wonder whether there many better places to watch international cricket?”

11th over: Australia 60-0 (Warner 28, Finch 29) Surely the end of Mashrafe Mortaza’s spell. He bowls a good over, doesn’t give anything away, until the final ball ruins it. Leg stump, leg glance, four runs. Australia ticking along, and Aaron Finch moves to second on the runs list for this World Cup, going past Joe Root’s 367.

10th over: Australia 53-0 (Warner 26, Finch 24) Spin time. Inside the Powerplay. It will be Shakib al Hasan, with his left-arm tweak. He’s so accurate, and he lands his first couple well. But Finch plays the second better: backing away, then driving crisply along the ground, inside the man at mid-on, and down the ground for four. Wonderful stroke. A couple of singles follow. The fifty partnership arrives as well.

9th over: Australia 47-0 (Warner 25, Finch 19) Finch is really winding up now, trying a huge heave that only skews off the inside edge through midwicket for two. Mashrafe is into his fifth over, and uses his tricks, mixing up his pace. Finch goes back into his shell and taps out the rest of the over until he knocks a single past the bowler.

8th over: Australia 44-0 (Warner 25, Finch 16) Australia’s captain is really winding up now. He smokes Mustafizur but straight to cover. Then hits just as hard to mid-off, who’s right back on the circle, and deep enough to concede a single. So The Fizz bounces Warner, and Warner hooks for six! Not entirely timed, he got a top edge and nearly tripped over himself, but the short square boundaries give full value even for those shots. The ball has been damaged by the impact and the umpires have to choose a replacement. The Fizz bowls a yorker and Warner digs. Then a bouncer and Warner dips.

Kristian Petterson writes in. “Can’t let this slide with entreating Wayne Murray to read Derek Birley’s ‘A Social History of English Cricket’. I’ve read a few and, frankly, it’s peerless. Not read the Wilde yet, mind.”

7th over: Australia 36-0 (Warner 18, Finch 15) That’s vintage Warner! It’s still in there somewhere, as he punches Mortaza effortlessly past mid-off for four. That came after an inside edge past the stumps, mind.

Jessica Morgan writes in from Newport, Wales, “where it doesn’t always rain,” she says.

6th over: Australia 31-0 (Warner 13, Finch 15) A couple more uncomfortable balls for Warner, as Mustafizur hits his thigh pad, then bowls a good short ball that requires evasive action. Last ball of the over Finch nearly nicks behind flaying outside off stump. Lots of shots, but not entirely convincing so far today!

“Genuinely surprised Australia didn’t put the Lyon on the Line,” writes Nick Toovey. “His mastery of bowling with a new ball in Test cricket would seem suited to mixing it up in the early overs if Cummins and Starc go the distance like they did against Sri Lanka. Is it still the case that there’s a ball at each end? The playing conditions change in ODI’s so often that it’s difficult to keep up.”

5th over: Australia 27-0 (Warner 12, Finch 13) Mashrafe starts anew, and Finch drives him over cover for six! Lovely simple shot, just a pick-up drive from a ball that wasn’t all that full. But Mashrafe is bowling from the Pavilion end and that means the short boundary is at cover for the right hander. Finch took full toll. When Warner gets on strike, he cuts hard enough to force a misfield at backward point and score two. Australia’s openers starting to build.

In fact that misfield looks like a dropped catch, on the replay. It carried, low, to Sabbir Rahman. Brought into the side today thanks to Mossadek’s injury, and his first contribution is not a good one.

4th over: Australia 18-0 (Warner 10, Finch 6) Interesting duel here between Warner and Mustafizur. Or between Warner and himself, perhaps. Warner hits straight to the field, then is tangled up by a full straight ball. But as he looks vulnerable, Mustafizur strays onto leg stump and is put away for four through fine leg. Then strays the other way and is smoked, but straight to point.

3rd over: Australia 12-0 (Warner 6, Finch 5) Today, Aaron Finch has Shakib al Hasan in his sights. Finch has 347 runs in this World Cup, and Shakib leads the tally with 384. Finch has played two more innings, mind you, including this one. But he’d love to go Top of the Pops today. Knocks away a single from Mortaza. Warner lines up for a pull shot but mistimes the hoick and it bounces to midwicket. Dot ball, then a more circumspect single. A leg bye follows.

2nd over: Australia 9-0 (Warner 5, Finch 4) Mustafizur Rahman now, left-arm pace. And that’s more convincing for Warner, an economical punch through the off side that picks him up a boundary. He’s not looking so comfortable when Mustafizur nails him on the pad, but there was some bat involved as the ball cut back in. Then there’s a trash wide ball that Warner slams, but straight to Mehidy at point for a dot ball.

1st over: Australia 5-0 (Warner 1, Finch 4) Away we go. Mashrafe Mortaza, the captain, starts things off to David Warner. He’s had a funny old tournament, pottering along when he’s made a score. He does the same to start here, defending, defending, inside edging a single eventually. But when Finch comes on strike, the captain flicks four from his first ball with ease.

To save typing the numbers again, here’s what Warner has been up to.

David Warner made 26 from 48 balls in his last innings, a strike rate of 54.

Of innings worth 26 or more, he's made the two slowest of his career at this World Cup. And three of his eight slowest in his career. So, what's going on?

Morning all! Or other times of day depending where you are. It’s morning at Trent Bridge, any rate. You can direct your emails to me now, rather than Mike. Thanks Mike. Here’s one from Wayne Murray.

“OBO’s live updates (and digressions involving school-boy pranks) have been a pleasing occasional distraction from work here in Cape Town. Now that the Proteas have their marching orders, I may need further distraction. The reference to the ‘unidentified burning orb in the sky’ earlier got me thinking: how did it come to pass that a nation so routinely “under the weather” came to invent a sport that specifically requires good weather? Is there a definitive cricketing history that I can read over the weekend?”

And just before I hand over to Geoff, some recommended reading if you have time before play starts.

From Geoff himself, on his unwavering love for Glenn Maxwell:

Related: Unpredictable Glenn Maxwell gives turbo-charged Australia extra boost

Related: Australia should cut loose and make Steve Smith captain again | Russell Cunningham

“All this talk of sunshine so early in the day!” writes Ross Hall. “I can’t help but feel we’re now due a day of rain! We’ve had ours in Manchester this morning…Nottingham, brace yourselves!” Oh please, dear god, no.

Meanwhile, here’s Emma John and the latest Spin Podcast, this week featuring a lineup consisting of a respected cricket writer and two comedians. I’ll let you decide which ones are which (boom, boom).

Related: A century of sixes and Eoin Morgan for prime minister – The Spin podcast

Team news. Three changes for Australia: Jason Behrendorff, Kane Richardson and Shaun Marsh make way for the returns of Adam Zampa, Nathan Coulter-Nile and Marcus Stoinis. For Bangladesh, Sabbir Rahman and Rubel Hossain come into the team for Mohammad Saifuddin and Mossadek Hossain.

Australia won the toss and chose to bat against Bangladesh . #AUSvBAN#CWC19#Cricketpic.twitter.com/gOKbSe2ka1

Hold the back page: Aaron Finch finally wins a toss! That’s the first time this tournament Australia have done. Unsurprisingly, he reckons getting some runs on the board is a good idea; there seems to be plenty of runs in this track.

First email of the day.“Morning Mike.” Good evening, Nick Toovey. “With the as-yet-unidentified burning orb of gas appearing over the UK that residents of other countries refer to as ‘The Sun’, and Aus finally (or rumoured to be) playing Nathan Lyon, I wonder if this is the start of the ‘Second Phase’ of the tournament as such – tired pitches, dry weather (hopefully), we could see a complete 180 from yesterday’s nip-and-nibble-like-fire from de Grandhomme in muggy conditions into the long-predicted spinners World Cup in baking conditions.” Burning orb of gas, you say? It’s definitely up there somewhere. Doesn’t get much better than this.

So, we’re at the halfway stage of the tournament. How’s it been for you so far? The general consensus is that there is definite room for a bona fide classic match to break out at some point, if the to-date overall disappointing weather will allow it. Pertinent to today’s clash, Shakib al Hasan has proved he can be a world beater, while Australia seem to bring the best out of opposition fielders. Those and more talking points (10, count ‘em, in total), as decreed by Simon Burnton, here:

Related: Cricket World Cup 2019: 10 talking points at the halfway stage

Weather update: The sun is shining in Nottingham and my sources (the weather app) tell me it’s currently a balmy 15 degrees with a high of a 17 expected today. All with a zero percent (0%) chance of rain!

The team is on deck and ready to go at Trent Bridge. Coin toss in 30. First ball in just under an hour #CmonAussie#AUSvBAN#CWC19pic.twitter.com/pPMWzW1Jci

On that incredible knock from Morgan – a 71-ball 148 – his partner-in-runs Joe Root, who himself scored a tidy 88 from 82 balls, didn’t seem too surprised by his captain’s exploits in the win over Afghanistan at Old Trafford. He said:

A lot of the time he will play in that manner, very selflessly, potentially going a little bit too hard, because he wants to set the example. He’s always been capable of doing it. It’s great to see him doing it on this stage, in a World Cup. I’m trying to find the right word to describe his innings. It was just phenomenal really, unbelievable ball striking and it completely took the game away.

Related: Eoin Morgan’s six-hitting spree has got England buzzing, says Joe Root

Australia currently sit in third (see for yourself), having been deposed from top spot first by England – and Eoin Morgan’s brutalist interpretation of the art of batting– and then shunted further down by New Zealand, whose victory over South Africa yesterday was inspired by a measured innings from Kane Williams that was in stark contrast to Morgan’s festival of six-hitting. Ali Martin wrote of the Kiwi’s century:

Williamson’s 138-ball masterclass on a pitch that prevented risk-free shot-making was an innings for the ages. The right-hander brought up his 12th ODI century with a six that levelled the scores in the final over, before guiding a four that completed a chase of 242 with three balls and four wickets to spare.

Related: Kane Williamson guides New Zealand to narrow World Cup win over South Africa

Hello and welcome. West Bridgford, not far from the banks of the River Trent, is the location for today’s Cricket World Cup clash, but this blog is initially brought to you from Sydney before heading back to Nottingham on the other side of the world where the dynamic duo of Geoff Lemon and Adam Collins will handle things from their positions on the ground (or in the press box at least) at Trent Bridge. Geoff will be along shortly; in the meantime I’ll fill in to get the ball rolling and the juices flowing as Australia seek to reclaim top spot on the World Cup table with victory over Bangladesh. It’s a 10:30am start, local time, 7:30pm AEST. Stick around.

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32nd over: England 140-4 (Stokes 38, Buttler 6) Five singles off Thisara Perera, and then Stokes gets a little nick on the last, which runs away for four.

31st over: England 131-4 (Stokes 32, Buttler 3) Malinga’s back, Sri Lanka perhaps feeling that a wicket would come in handy nowish. And he gets one! Not that it’s a very good delivery, mind. Sri Lanka take an age over their decision to review, but just beat the timer and get their reward in the shape of Malinga’s 50th World Cup wicket. This, now, is a key phase of the game. Well, it would have been anyway, but now it’s even more so.

And they’ve got him! It was just the slightest little kiss of bat on ball, but it’s enough!

30th over: England 126-3 (Root 57, Stokes 31) Jeevan stays on, despite the two sixes Stokes scored off his last over. This time there are four singles, and not the merest sniff of a boundary.

29th over: England 122-3 (Root 55, Stokes 29) Five runs from Pradeep’s over, all singles, and England require a further 111 runs, at 5.28 an over. “I for one like James Vince,” says Tim Pett. “In fact I see a lot of myself in him. I have spent most of my cricketing life hitting the odd elegant shot but averaging the best part of sod all at the end of the season. Refreshing to see that you can get to play for England with such an approach.”

28th over: England 117-3 (Root 52, Stokes 27) Six runs! Stokes comes down the pitch to thump Jeevan Mendis down the ground for a maximum, just the fourth of the day (and England’s first). No2 isn’t far behind: a couple of singles later Stokes leans back to heave over long-on for six more!

At this point in their innings Sri Lanka were 119-3, so England’s worm has almost caught up with their opponents’ in the space of one expensive, 14-run over.

27th over: England 103-3 (Root 51, Stokes 14) Pradeep returns, and England belatedly reach triple figures – and in some style as well, Stokes flicking through midwicket for four. Seven off the over, a figure England have so far only exceeded twice. “I don’t know about Carlos Valderama, but I think my Nan gowered her hair in her 80s,” says Andrew Robertson.

26th over: England 96-3 (Root 50, Stokes 9) Jeevan Mendis comes on, and Root continues to tiptoe his way towards a half-century. He eventually gets there from the last ball of the over, the 78th he has faced today.

25th over: England 91-3 (Root 47, Stokes 7) Before the over starts, the win predictor suggests there is a 91% chance of an England victory. There’s a loud lbw shout against Stokes, but no review when the umpire shakes his head, and the ball would have cleared the stumps on both height and width. Sri Lanka were 114-3 at this stage of their innings.

24th over: England 88-3 (Root 45, Stokes 7) Root pushes one back towards De Silva off the leading edge, but it doesn’t quite carry. Three off the over.

“With respect to jamesvincing, can it be said of a batsman who never feathers to second slip, that he is inVincible?” wonders Alistair Connor.

Hands! #CWC19#ENGvSLpic.twitter.com/HwQZa12DxF

23rd over: England 85-3 (Root 43, Stokes 6) Udana has his head in his hands, after Stokes jabs down his bat at the last moment to deflect his yorker to safety. And then again a ball later, a Stokes pulls one to the square leg boundary.

22nd over: England 81-3 (Root 43, Stokes 2) De Silva bowls, and England add four to their total, all in singles. “Surely the term you’re looking for is simply Vincing it,” suggests Dan Smith. “Sometimes to slip, sometimes the keeper, but you might even score runs off it though not exactly how you meant to. Vincing is when you’re not convincing.”

21st over: England 77-3 (Root 41, Stokes 0) Just one off Udana’s third over. The required run rate remains at a theoretically manageable 5.37. And Martin Elliott agrees with me that DavidGowering should be reserved for something more positive than nicking to slip. “Agreed, DavidGowering should be reserved for more barberly purposes,” he insists. “As in: ‘Carlos Valderama has DavidGowered his hair.’”

20th over: England 76-3 (Root 40, Stokes 0) A few runs for Root, and Stokes spends the remainder of the over picking out fielders. “Is this match situation potentially a candidate for England to trial a bit of judicious pinch hitting to change the tempo, perhaps with Archer coming in next wicket down with a license to thrill?” wonders Brian Withington. “I think Rob Smyth is a fan of the concept, whereby a lower order batsman is promoted during the chase to ‘give it some humpty’ with relatively little downside and the prospect of relieving pressure on the middle order batsmen.” I think some humpty would be very gratefully received, though from what we’ve seen today there’s little reason to think it that this pitch is at all humptyable. There just seems to be something about it which puts batsmen in a funk.

19th over: England 73-3 (Root 37, Stokes 0) Another appeal here, but this time Morgan had clearly edged the ball into his pads. Two balls later he’s gone. Udana needed treatment to – well, cold water on – his hands after that catch, which must have stung. It was most excellent, though, as he simply ChrisJordaned the speeding ball out of the air.

How’s he pocketed that one? Morgan thunders this back towards the bowler, Udana gets both hands in the way and it sticks there!

18th over: England 70-2 (Root 35, Morgan 20) Thisara gets one to flash past Morgan’s edge and there’s a loud and only faintly preposterous appeal from the bowler, ball having missed bat by a good margin.

17th over: England 68-2 (Root 34, Morgan 19) Isuru Udana has a bowl, and Morgan turns one round the corner for four. Root ends the over with a lovely clip through midwicket, also for four, and has now gone past 1,000 ODI runs against Sri Lanka. This is his 23rd innings against them; he has also had 23 innings against Australia and has a shade over half as many runs (557, to be precise). He could also reach a thousand runs against New Zealand in this tournament: he currently has 901 (from 19 innings).

“The point about the win predictor is that it takes the form of both teams into account – form in general, form from this sort of position, historic form, recent form,” writes Tom Adam. “It also does the same thing on the form of the current/yet to bat batsmen, so presumably England’s win percentage rose sharply after Vince was out. HONK!”

16th over: England 57-2 (Root 28, Morgan 14) Morgan goes down the pitch to Thisara and hoists the ball down the ground, but it lands five metres from the rope and stops dead. When it came off his bat it looked like a six; he ends up with two. “Further to Michael Hall’s comment re:JamesVincing, I think DavidGowering might be a more appropriate name,” says Ellis Hockin-Boyers. “Not to compare the two in terms of quality, but the sheer languid elegance of a Gower cover drive feathered to second slip is such an indelible sight that I think he deserves the title as the English forefather for such a dismissal.” That may be so, but I think there are other, more positive potential definitions of DavidGowering and that he probably deserves one of those.

15th over: England 53-2 (Root 27, Morgan 11) Another over, three more singles. It’s a bit like watching a post-pupating butterfly struggling to depupate.

14th over: England 50-2 (Root 25, Morgan 10) Another bowling change, with Thisara Perera replacing Pradeep, and England score three singles. “All this talk of dead rubbers could evaporate if Sri Lanka win here – great boost for the tournament and a delicious treat for those England supporters who used to enjoy the frisson of fear and loathing before (and after) every World Cup fixture,” says Brian Withington.

13th over: England 47-2 (Root 23, Morgan 9) England continue to take it slow, which is fine for now, so long as wickets aren’t falling. Five off the over, though, which is almost exactly what they need from here on in.

12th over: England 42-2 (Root 21, Morgan 6) Root goes down on one knee to smite Pradeep past point, a very handsome shot let down only by his complete failure to make any contact with the ball. The bowler follows that up with a fine yorker. Root eventually gets a single off the last. “In the 9th over you said that the win predictor was at 94% for an England win,” notes James Blanchard. “At the time England are 35-2, but at the same stage the Sri Lankans were at 37-2. Surely if anything they’re ever so slightly ahead? How does it work out such a one-sided prediction?” I’ve no idea, obviously. They probably worked them out shortly before play started this morning.

11th over: England 41-2 (Root 20, Morgan 6) 10 overs deep and a first bowling change, Dhananjaya de Silva coming on. “Further to the comment earlier in Sri Lanka’s innings about someone IanBelling a catch to midwicket, could I add JamesVincing to second slip,” asks Michael Hall, returning briefly to an earlier discussion about shotmaking verbs. “You know the shot, a lovely-looking cover drive that catches an edge leading to another disappointing score for the batsman.”

10th over: England 38-2 (Root 17, Morgan 6) Oooof! Morgan edges hard and low to second slip, but it doesn’t quite carry! “Don’t overlook poker, in which as well as knowing when to hold ‘em, you have the options of knowing when to fold ‘em, when to walk away and when to run,” notes Justin Horton. Sounds like time for a musical interlude.

9th over: England 35-2 (Root 16, Morgan 5) Morgan clunks the first ball through the covers, and Root sends the last rolling to long off. The win predictor has England at 94%, which seems generous at this still-delicate stage of proceedings.

8th over: England 26-2 (Root 12, Morgan 0) Movement behind the bowler twice forces Root to force Pradeep to abort a delivery. On the second occasion, Marais Erasmus turns, folds his arms and delivers a beautiful dead-eye stare, enough to cow the sinful spectator from 70 yards. A second maiden of the innings, one for each bowler now.

“On the subject of honourably surrender there is of course boxing where you can ‘thrown in the towel’,” writes Bernard Mendoza, “and lesser known is Tiddlywinks where, if you feel you have been completely out ‘tiddled’ you can wink your resignation to your opponent.” Is that really a thing? Or are you trying to, well, hoodwink us?

7th over: England 26-2 (Root 12, Morgan 0) Vince works the ball to backward square leg, where Pradeep fields. In the process of going down to scoop up the ball his cap falls off, which surprises him so much he falls over backwards, bringing delighted cheers from the crowd. Vince then drives the next to the long-off boundary, and half-volleys the one after that off his ankles through midwicket. That’s very much that as far as delighted English cheers go, as Vince goes for a score between 14 and 33, for the seventh time in 10 ODI innings.

Vince hits his stride, and consecutive boundaries, but within a couple of balls he’s gone, attempting another drive and edging to second slip!

6th over: England 16-1 (Vince 4, Root 12) After a couple of dots Vince has an ungainly hoik, which flies off his outside edge and lands safely beyond backward point, bringing the over’s only run. Then Pradeep gets one to nip back into Root, and it flies past the inside edge but well wide of off stump!

5th over: England 15-1 (Vince 3, Root 12) Five off the first half of the over in ones and twos, and then none off the second half, which is interrupted by Root examining his bat at length like a lepidopterist examining a new specimen. He doesn’t like what he sees, and demands a replacement.

“What would make this a great ODI?” ponders Harkam Sumal. “I reckon England dipping to 130-8, with Buttler and Morgan both departed for next to nothing, leaving Mo and Joffra to launch a cavalier devil-may-care assault (predominantly straight down the ground) of such liquid casual languidity that it makes grown men and women gasp, sigh and well up all at once. That’ll do me. Oh, let’s have Joffra departing with fifteen runs still to get in a hilarious mix-up that results in both batsmen at the same end, and leaving the middle for the pavilion chuckling to himself. Then we can have Mark Wood and Mo together at the end, an over of Malinga to Wood where almost every ball results in a dismissal, and then Mo launching a couple out of the ground to seal the deal. That’ll do the job nicely!”

4th over: England 10-1 (Vince 2, Root 8) After 12 consecutive dot balls, Root eases one wide of point and it runs away for four. Lovely shot. Then he pushes the last and it heads straight for the fielder at extra cover, in the air, but drops a couple of feet short. “Suddenly all this talk about how easy this was going to be looks a tad premature. Vince looks his usual uncomfortable self and Root is due a poor innings,” writes Reg Gorczynski. “I wouldn’t be surprised at a SL win here.”

3rd over: England 4-1 (Vince 2, Root 2) Malinga bowls a slow bouncer that doesn’t bounce very much; Vince leaves it at the last moment, and looks very awkward doing so. Then he gets one to zing past the edge of the bat. Maiden. As Darryl Anderson and Liam Ellis helpfully remind me, England of course haven’t lost their review, as it was umpire’s call, so ignore that bit.

2nd over: England 4-1 (Vince 2, Root 2) Just the single from Pradeep’s first over. “Simple answer to what makes a good match is the same as for almost any sport - uncertainty about the outcome,” writes Robin Hazlehurst. “The problem for one-day cricket is that the result is often clear long before the game ends, especially when the side batting second is chasing too many (not the case here). How many sports or games are there where a player or captain can honourably surrender to avoid pointlessly playing on? Chess and snooker, any others? Doesn’t cricket occasionally wish for that?”

1st over: England 3-1 (Vince 1, Root 2) So Bairstow has almost as many ducks to his name at this World Cup (two) as he has in his entire previous ODI history (three). Two of his three first-ball ducks have happened in this tournament. It was very much you classic early-innings dismissal, Bairstow playing across the line of a full delivery.

The ball would have just clipped the outside of leg stump, so Bairstow is on his way – swishing his bat angrily – and not only have they lost their opener, England’s review is gone too *!

* Actually it hasn’t, what with it being umpire’s call. Sorry.

Looked a good shout to me. The umpire also thought so, but England have reviewed!

The batsmen are on their way to the middle. A question for you, on a subject up for discussion in the latest episode of the Spin podcast, which will be recorded soon after this game ends: what makes a good ODI? What, from here, would need to happen for this game to end up in credit?

Hello everyone! Well, it’s another underwhelming total from Sri Lanka, who so far in this tournament have scored 136, 201, 247 and now 232, this being the first time they have seen out the 50 overs. A couple of abandonments haven’t helped them, of course, but none of this is exactly overwhelming. Still, they successfully defended 201 (albeit against Afghanistan) a few weeks back, so, well, who knows?

Though to be frank who might not know, but who can probably have a reasonable guess.

That’s it from me. Simon Burnton will be with you for England’s runchase – you can email him at here or tweet @Simon_Burnton. Thanks for your company, bye!

50th over: Sri Lanka 232-9 (Mathews 85, Pradeep 1) Mathews finally locates the middle of the bat, nailing Archer over midwicket for six, but Archer does really well to concede only two from the last five balls of the innings. Archer finishes with figures of 10-2-52-3. After a dominant performance in the field, England need 233 to win.

49th over: Sri Lanka 224-9 (Mathews 77, Pradeep 1) Wood ends another rousing spell with figures of 8-0-40-3, which makes it 12 at an average of 17 in the tournament. He’s having the time of his life.

Lasith Malinga gets a dose of his own stump-busting medicine, a sizzling yorker from wide on the crease that flattens the leg stump. Mark Wood is bowling brilliantly in this tournament.

48th over: Sri Lanka 224-8 (Mathews 74, Malinga 1) A fine shot from Mathews, who bends backwards to steer Archer’s short ball over the keeper for four. The runs feel irrelevant, with Sri Lanka well below part, but I’m contractually obliged to say that you never know.

“Afternoon Rob,” says Tor Turner. “One of my favourites, egregiously excluded so far, is ‘hack’. It brings to mind the somewhat desperate mentality of the player as he ‘plays’ (I’ll use that term loosely) the shot. We’ve all seen more than a few of those in our times, both hack batsmen and hacking shots.”

47th over: Sri Lanka 214-8 (Mathews 69, Malinga 0) This email, from Fahd Mashood, makes a good point. “The round-robin format is getting a fair amount of stick, but this same format would have been great fun back in the nineties and early noughties. South Africa had a great team, West Indies had some genuine greats like Lara, Ambrose and Walsh to go along with their Keith Arthurtons, Pakistan had a whole bunch of genuine greats and could take down anyone on their day, and Sri Lanka were world champs. All of which means that qualification to the semi-finals would have been up for grabs till the end. Of course, bloody Australia would have gone on and won in the end. I can’t remember much of the England ODI side other than all the talk of whether Graeme Hick would fulfil his potential.”

And another one goes by. Udana clunks Wood straight to mid-on, where Root takes an easy catch.

46th over: Sri Lanka 203-7 (Mathews 64, Udana 1) That was Archer’s 15th wicket of the tournament, which puts him top of the list alongside Mitchell Syarc.

“Slightly off topic, but I swear three years ago the phrase ‘existential crisis’ was only used by scholars of Kierkegaard and Camus about those facing directly the absurd contingency of human fate within a meaningless universe,” says Pete Salmon. “Now it comes up as predictive on my phone and laptop. A quick google of ‘existential crisis cricket’ reveals the following as suffering from it – Test matches, the ICC, the Australian summer, the Irani cup, domestic cricket in England, Australian selectors, West Indian selectors, Pakistan, Shia La Beouf and, according to Matthew Engel, cricket itself. Let’s hope it is indeed the final step before freedom as Sartre reckoned, or it’s going to be a long season.”

Three is the magic number. Thisara Perera becomes the third batsman to be caught at third man today - and gives Jofra Archer his third wicket. It was a brilliant low catch from Adil Rashid, who ran in and tumbled forward as he grabbed Perera’s mistimed uppecut. That’s Archer’s fifth three-for of the tournament; only Glenn McGrath, in 2007, has ever taken more at a World Cup.

45th over: Sri Lanka 197-6 (Mathews 61, T Perera 2) This is brilliant death bowling from Wood: wide yorkers when he seems the batsmen backing away, a slower ball that draws a leading edge from Mathews and a couple of surprise short balls that are mistimed for singles.

44th over: Sri Lanka 192-6 (Mathews 57, T Perera 1) “Sorry... a Hotmail account?” sniffs Matt McDowall. “What decade is it? Is Freddie Flintoff going to win us the Ashes this summer?”

No, but Robert Croft and Mark Ramprakash might.

A second wicket for Jofra Archer. Dhananjaya slaps a slower ball towards mid-on, where Root runs to his left and leaps to take a spectacular two-handed catch.

43rd over: Sri Lanka 188-5 (Mathews 55, de Silva 28) Root off, Wood on. Mathews inside edges a swipe just past his leg stump and then mistimes another heave to leg. He’s getting very frustrated by the fact his bat seems to have no middle.

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42nd over: Sri Lanka 183-5 (Mathews 52, de Silva 26) Jofra Archer replaces Adil Rashid and concedes three runs. Sri Lanka just cannot get any momentum; maybe the pitch is more awkward than it looks.

“There will be three knockout games,” says Roger Hadwen. “That is not ‘stages.’ It’s barely a stage.”

41st over: Sri Lanka 179-5 (Mathews 50, de Silva 25) The non-striker Dhananjaya de Silva survives a run-out referral after coming back for a second. It was tight but the dive saved him. Mathews then reaches a determined but laboured 84-ball fifty by swinging a leg-side full toss for four. That’s only the fourth boundary in 22 overs of spin today.

“Welly is my contribution,” says Richard Harris, “but I would like to know if there is a term for a batsman setting off for a run then stopping, starting to go back, then changing his mind and going again, stopping, looking at his equally uncertain partner, gesticulating, retreating desperately but too late and crashing out through thorough incompetence? Brexiting is the only one I can think of.”

40th over: Sri Lanka 171-5 (Mathews 43, de Silva 24) Mathews survives a stumping referral after missing a slog sweep at another beautiful, flighted delivery from Rashid. He has been excellent today, albeit in a favourable situation, and finishes with figures of 10-0-45-2. That’s easily the best he’s bowled this summer.

39th over: Sri Lanka 168-5 (Mathews 42, de Silva 22) England’s mystery spinner Joe Root comes on to replace Moeen Ali. His first over, a mixture of deliveries, goes for four singles.

“So far, the World Cup is progressing exactly as expected, with the well-functioning, well-funded sides rising above a general mediocrity,” says Mike Jakeman. “Do you get the sense of a lack of self-belief outside of the top sides? Would it be different for SL if the event was in Asia? Or are we approaching something a little like Premier League football, where some games are just a case of damage limitation?”

38th over: Sri Lanka 164-5 (Mathews 40, de Silva 20) A beautiful, flighted delivery from Rashid draws an inside-edge from Dhananjaya that hits Buttler on the shin and runs away for a single. It would have been a miraculous catch.

37th over: Sri Lanka 160-5 (Mathews 37, de Silva 17) Dhananjaya, on the walk, pad-bats Moeen just short of the man at short extra cover. Moeen hurries through his final over to end with good figures of 10-0-40-0. It’s an indictment of Sri Lanka’s approach that he didn’t concede a single boundary.

36th over: Sri Lanka 158-5 (Mathews 37, de Silva 17) Rashid continues after the drinks break. It’s all very formulaic, with four singles from the over. Sri Lanka are ambling to defeat.

“You forgot unfurled,” says Simon Lacey. “Cover drives are always unfurled.”

35th over: Sri Lanka 154-5 (Mathews 35, de Silva 15) Two from Moeen’s over. Sri Lanka don’t know whether to stick or twist. Maybe they’ll decide during the drinks break.

“Greetings from Gothenburg and Midsummer Sweden, where I’m glued to the cricket in the middle of a throng of flower bedecked Scandies,” says Spike M. “Best bat applied to ball description is Arlott describing Clive Lloyd depositing a delivery into the Mound Stand thus... ‘The stroke of a man knocking a thistle top off with a walking stick.’ Insouciant and destructive at the same time.”

34th over: Sri Lanka 152-5 (Mathews 34, de Silva 15) Dhananjaya de Silva has had enough of propping and cocking; he launches Rashid’s last delivery to cow corner for four to bring up the 150.

33rd over: Sri Lanka 146-5 (Mathews 34, de Silva 9) “Afternoon Rob,” says Tom Hopkins. “Picking up on Matt Dony’s theme, I recall someone being described as IanBelling the ball straight to mid off. Really painted a picture with words.”

32nd over: Sri Lanka 141-5 (Mathews 34, de Silva 4) Rashid turns a nice legspinner past Dhananjaya’s outside edge. This is an encouraging performance from Rashid, probably his best of the World Cup so far. His figures are 6-0-28-2.

31st over: Sri Lanka 138-5 (Mathews 32, de Silva 3) A top-edged slog sweep from Dhananjaya lands safely on the leg side. Sri Lanka are in all sorts of bother here.

“No one seems to have humped on their list, Rob, not even Fry,” says Guy Hornsby. “But I do. Make of that what you will.”

30th over: Sri Lanka 135-5 (Mathews 31, de Silva 2) Dhananjaya de Silva survives the hat-trick ball. Nonetheless, that’s a fine over from Rashid, who is threatening to hit form at the perfect time.

“Surely ‘leathered’ should make the list,” says Antony Stones, “perhaps having its origins in cricket?”

Adil Rashid takes two wickets in two balls. Two Mendises in two balls, in fact. Jeevan, the new batsman, chipped a flighted delivery straight back to Rashid, who stooped to take a comfortable catch in his follow through.

Eoin Morgan takes a fine catch. Kusal Mendis cuffed Rashid to the left of short midwicket, where Morgan dived to his left to grab the ball almost nonchalantly with both hands.

29th over: Sri Lanka 128-3 (K Mendis 46, Mathews 26) Mendis drags a quicker grubber from Moeen back onto his pads; that could easily have gone back onto the stumps. This is starting to feel like a match-losing partnerships: 66 in 16.1 overs.

“Nailed??” suggests Roland Jones, not unreasonably.

28th over: Sri Lanka 125-3 (K Mendis 45, Mathews 25) Mendis hoicks a legspinner from Rashid just short of the man at cow corner, the highlight of an otherwise quiet over.

“‘Despatched’ is quite an elegant and efficient verb,” says Lee Johnson. “Usually despatching is reserved for parcels and the like, so I hope we don’t have ‘Deliveroo’d to square leg’, or ‘Ubered down to the third man boundary for four more...’ anytime soon.”

27th over: Sri Lanka 119-3 (K Mendis 43, Mathews 23) Sri Lanka will have to blink soon, because they surely need at least 300 if they are to win this match. At the moment, it looks like the extent of their ambition is a respectable defeat.

“I don’t want to play the Blackadder to Stephen Fry’s Dr Johnson,” says Ant Pease, “but I can’t help but notice an omission from his list of words for hitting a ball in cricket. ‘Hit.’”

26th over: Sri Lanka 115-3 (K Mendis 41, Mathews 21) Sri Lanka have gone up a gear since the spinners came on. But that’s a good over from Rashid, with just one from it.

“Everyone, including Mr Fry, has omitted my personal favourite,” says Tom Brain. “‘Belabour.’ I’m pretty sure it was common OBO currency back in the day…”

25th over: Sri Lanka 114-3 (K Mendis 40, Mathews 21) England are letting the game drift, with spin at both ends, although they would not unreasonably point out that Sri Lanka are well short of a par score. Bairstow saves a couple of boundaries with swooping stops on the square leg boundary.

24th over: Sri Lanka 106-3 (K Mendis 33, Mathews 20) The first big stroke from Mathews, who drags Rashid in the air and wide of mid-on for four. Eight from the over.

“Hi Rob,” says Ellis Hockin-Boyers. “Enjoying the lexicological discussion this morning re: batting. One word I’m surprised not to have seen on any of those lists is ‘cuffed’, which is great for conveying a sort of forceful dismissiveness in a shot.”

23rd over: Sri Lanka 98-3 (K Mendis 31, Mathews 14) We’re into the boring middle overs, with Sri Lanka scoring low-risk singles off most deliveries - or, in that Moeen over, off all of them.

“As a pedant,” boasts Steve Hudson, “I am irked by the way sportswriters regularly use the word ‘eke’ as a kind of a mix of squeeze and squeak. Sample usage: ‘After struggling against the Australian bowlers’ tight lines, Cook finally managed to eke a single to third man’. Eke doesn’t mean that.”

22nd over: Sri Lanka 92-3 (K Mendis 28, Mathews 11) Adil Rashid replaces Ben Stokes (5-0-16-0). He’s had a disappointing tournament, though there were encouraging signs against Afghanistan on Monday. His first over is milked for five singles.

“Just had to share this quote from CLR James on Arthur Jones’ cut stroke,” says Mark Hooper. “‘When the ball hit down outside off-stump (and now, I think, even when it was straight) Jones lifted himself to his height, up went his bat and he brought it down across the ball as a woodsman puts his axe to a tree.’”

21st over: Sri Lanka 87-3 (K Mendis 26, Mathews 8) Mathews looks in woeful touch, and I’m aware I’ll be forced to dine on five words should he go on to make a matchwinning century. For now, after another quiet over from Moeen, he has 8 from 30 balls.

20th over: Sri Lanka 84-3 (K Mendis 26, Mathews 5) A low full toss from Stokes is driven for four by Kusal Mendis. Blah blah etc.

“For your readership’s ‘pleasure’,” begins Mac Millings, “I present the Brian Withington All-Time Wielding the Willow XI: Upulled Tharanga, David Hooked, Brian Larruped, Inzamarm-ul-ized-Haq, Basil Stand and D’Oliveira, Habibul Bashar, Fluked Ronchi, Ben Stroked, Glanced Cairns, Steven Finnagled, Tino Finessed.”

19th over: Sri Lanka 79-3 (K Mendis 22, Mathews 4) It’s time for the offspin of Moeen Ali, who is playing his 100th ODI. I swear 90 per cent of Moeen’s overs are milked for four singles, and this is no different.

“Morning Rob,” says Simon McMahon. “Despite the top four looking pretty secure, the remaining group fixtures should still be pretty interesting as they jockey for position ahead of the semi-finals, given that we still have Australia v New Zealand and England v India / New Zealand / Australia to come. Who do you think England would prefer to beat in the final?”

18th over: Sri Lanka 75-3 (K Mendis 20, Mathews 2) Thanks for all your emails, which I’m trying to sift through between the dot balls. Mendis takes a dodgy single into the leg side, and the bowler Stokes whistles a throw on the turn just past the stumps. It would have been out with a direct hit. Stokes, as ever, is giving everything and already looks absolutely shattered. I bet he wakes up looking knackered.

“I’m loath to pick a fault with Brian Withington (who can’t be far off drawing a salary from Guardian Towers for the amount of content he’s generated),” begins Matt Dony, “but he’s missed out Eoinmorganned from his list of bat-applied-to-ball adjectives.”

17th over: Sri Lanka 74-3 (K Mendis 19, Mathews 2) Wood spears a yorker into Mendis, who does well to stop him defiling his furniture. Sri Lanka are going nowhere at the moment. The precocious Fernando made 49 from 39 balls; the rest have made 24 from 63 between them.

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“Hi Rob,” says Ben Evans. “Surely Stephen Fry has the last word (excuse the pun) on terms to be used when bat meets ball... We could use these to play a superior form of Bingo.”

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16th over: Sri Lanka 72-3 (K Mendis 18, Mathews 1) Mendis gets his first boundary with a wristy drive through extra cover off Stokes, and then Mathews gets his first run from his 13th delivery. That’s your lot.

“Nudged and nurdled,” says Lorraine Reese. “Although nurdled seems to have fallen out of favour since Colly retired.”

15th over: Sri Lanka 66-3 (K Mendis 13, Mathews 0) Wood is quietly having a terrific tournament, with 10 wickets at 17.40. He almost gets his 11th with a cracking delivery that beats the groping Mathews. He has 0 from 10 balls.

“Have you seen Slap Shot?” says Dennis Johns. “One of the great, great sports films (because it’s not really about sport etc etc). It accepts the ugly truth about humanity (we love violence and know sport is silly) and is all the better and more entertaining for it.”

14th over: Sri Lanka 63-3 (K Mendis 10, Mathews 0) With Fernando playing so well, I looked up the youngest World Cup centurions. He would have been the third youngest behind ... Paul Stirling and Ricky Ponting. In some ways, that innings reminded me of Aravinda de Silva’s equally charming cameo at Lord’s in 1991.

Meanwhile, the new batsman Angelo Mathews is beaten outside off stump by Stokes. Mathews is in woeful form; his ODI scores in this English summer (sic) are 1, 0, 0 and 9.

13th over: Sri Lanka 62-3 (K Mendis 9, Mathews 0) Beans.

Avishka Fernando becomes the second man to be caught at third man. He tried to glide a very short ball from Wood for six but could only steer it straight to Adil Rashid. It’s a soft end to a charming, stylish innings: 49 from 39 balls with six fours and two sixes.

12th over: Sri Lanka 59-2 (Fernando 47, K Mendis 8) Ben Stokes replaces Jofra Archer, who was marmalarruped to all parts by Fernando. A quiet over; three from it. This looks a great pitch for batting.

“Hi Rob,” says Bernard Hughes. “Michael Vaughan’s ‘with ball in hand’ definitely didn’t exist before he started using it last year.”

11th over: Sri Lanka 56-2 (Fernando 46, K Mendis 6) Mark Wood replaces Chris Woakes (5-0-22-1), and Fernando edge/glides him for four to bring up the fifty partnership. Mind you, ‘partnership’ is pretty generous to Mendis.

Here’s Richard Mansell. “Brian Withington has missed a word I have only ever seen in a cricket context: marmalised.”

10th over: Sri Lanka 48-2 (Fernando 41, K Mendis 4) Kusal Mendis hasn’t got going, though he doesn’t need to when Fernando is playing like this. He clouts another pull for four off Archer, this time over midwicket, and pings the next ball over backward square leg for a huge six!

There’s a break in play while the umpires pick a new ball, and Archer ends the over with a brilliant full-length delivery that just misses both the outside edge and the off stump. Fernando has scored 40 from his last 21 deliveries, most with high-class strokes. For a 21-year-old playing his first World Cup match, and only his seventh ODI, it’s on the outrageous side of audacious.

9th over: Sri Lanka 37-2 (Fernando 31, K Mendis 3) Avishka Fernando is your new favourite cricketer. When Woakes drops short he dumps a majestic pull over square leg for four more. He has 31 from 28 balls, including 30 from the last 18.

“Hi Rob,” says Alex Bramble. “Well played Marcus Trescothick; a crisp whip through midwicket moves him to an increasingly fluent century. It’s been Trescothick at his unfussy, stand-and-deliver best.’ You’re welcome!”

8th over: Sri Lanka 31-2 (Fernando 25, K Mendis 3) A maiden from Archer to Mendis. Avishka Fernando has done damage to England before in a World Cup, as Sam Curran and Mason Crane can testify.

“I’d not thought about it before James Butler’s query, but there are rather a lot of words for wielding the willow,” says Brian Withington. “Not quite as many varieties as Inuit words for snow, but in addition to slapped we’ve got (for starters): smashed, thumped, bashed, crashed, planked, spanked, heaved, thrashed, lumped, stroked, worked, pulled, hooked, scorched, scooped, tucked, drove, ramped, placed, sliced, tickled, glanced, fluked, caressed, finessed and finagled. I’m sure I’ve missed loads of OBO favourites.”

7th over: Sri Lanka 31-2 (Fernando 25, K Mendis 3) Fernando edges Woakes through the vacant fifth-slip area at catchable height. Quite why Eoin Morgan doesn’t have 12 slips is beyond me. Fernando plays another gorgeous shot later in the over, driving straight down the ground for four. He looks foppin sensational.

6th over: Sri Lanka 24-2 (Fernando 20, K Mendis 1) Fernando gets the first boundary with a brilliant stroke, standing tall and delivering to thump Archer through the covers. It’s the start of a very entertaining over. Archer beats Fernando twice outside off stump; then Fernando swivel pulls a big six over backward square leg and drives classically through the covers for four. That is beautiful batting.

5th over: Sri Lanka 10-2 (Fernando 6, K Mendis 1) Fernando plays a couple of stylish back-foot drives off Woakes, one through mid-on and one down the ground, with each bringing two runs.

“Hi Rob,” says Alex. “In reference to James Butler’s comment - ‘stand and deliver’ also seems to have crept into the modern cricketing commentator’s arsenal overnight - I don’t know why it irritates me so much (but I’ll try to explain). It says almost nothing about the shot it describes - reminds me of tennis commentating; all emotion without any real insight.”

4th over: Sri Lanka 4-2 (Fernando 1, K Mendis 0) England now have two right-handers to work with: the experienced Kusal Mendis and the precocious 21-year-old Avishka Fernando. Archer bowls a maiden to Fernando. Sri Lanka are 4-2 after four overs, and England are disconcertingly good.

Meanwhile, I’ve not had chance to read this yet - I’m busy - but it will almost certainly be a great read, because the subject is fascinating and Don McRae is the best interviewer around.England now have two right-handers to work with: the experienced Kusal Mendis and the precocious 21-year-old Avishka Fernando. Archer bowls a maiden to Fernando. Sri Lanka are 4-2 after four overs, and England are disconcertingly good.

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3rd over: Sri Lanka 4-2 (Fernando 1, K Mendis 0) “I always thought ‘slapped’ was borrowed from ice hockey (Slap Shot), a shot that is all wrists and timing,” says Sean Cunningham.

I thought it was a cross-bat thump to the off side, usually well timed (see here) but not always.

This is a spectacular start from England, who have picked up both openers - both in-form batsmen - inside 2.2 overs. Kusal Perera threw the kitchen sink at a wide delivery from Woakes, and the ball flew all the way down to Moeen Ali at third man. He took a simple catch, and that was that.

2nd over: Sri Lanka 3-1 (K Perera 2, Fernando 0) That was a lovely bit of bowling from Archer - the length was perfect, and the line was tight enough that Karunaratne had to play.

“Morning Rob, morning everyone,” says Matt Emerson. “We were at The Oval for the Australia v Sri Lanka game and I’d argue that the highlight of Sri Lanka’s World Cup so far was Karunaratne & Perera’s assault on the Australian opening bowlers - they were 102-0 after 13 overs. If – and it’s a Ranatunga-sized if – they do the same this morning then we may see England revert to their rather stroppy state of mind they inhabited against Pakistan.”

Here’s Jofra Archer, England’s three-for specialist. He already has four three-wicket hauls in the tournament, and a fifth today would put him level with Mitchell Starc as the leading wicket-taker.

There’s his first wicket! Karunaratne fiddles outside off stump at a beautiful delivery that seams away just enough to take the edge, and Buttler takes a routine catch.

1st over: Sri Lanka 2-0 (Karunaratne 1, K Perera 1) A lovely start from Woakes, whose first ball nips back to cut Karunaratne in half. The rest of the over is pretty accurate, and both batsmen get off the mark with singles.

“I’m interested in the etymology of ‘slapped’ to describe a particularly aggressive shot,” says James Butler. “I’m pretty sure this didn’t exist a year or so ago but is now commonplace on both OBO and the BBC. Who coined it first? Reminds of when ‘steepling’ reared up from nowhere (ho ho) to describe Steve Harmison’s short ball.”

Here come Dimuth Karunaratne and Kusal Perera. It’s a beautiful morning in Yorkshire, and this is a good chance for Sri Lanka to post a big total. If they get 300 and James Vince drives his first ball to extra cover, who knows what might happen.

Remember when

England’s first World Cup meeting with Sri Lanka was at Taunton in 1983, when one of the Guardian’s cricket writers took the first five-for for England at a World Cup. Not that Ali Martin likes to boast about it.

“Morning Rob and a Happy Solstice to OBOers everywhere,” says John Starbuck. “There’s a steady westerly wind pushing clouds towards Headingley but at ground level it’s fairly gusty in places. If this keeps up we ought to miss the rain but local atmospherics could be awkward for bowlers and fielders.”

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Happy Black Midi day, everyone.

England are unchanged. Sri Lanka bring in Jeevan Mendis and Avishka Fernando for Lahiru Thirimanne and Milinda Siriwardana.

England Vince, Bairstow, Root, Morgan (c), Stokes, Buttler (wk), Ali, Woakes, Rashid, Archer, Wood.

The pitch is literally flatter than a pancake, so they’ll want at least 300. Eoin Morgan says he would have batted first.

“As regards Sri Lanka blaming their meek performances on poor pitches and shoddy hotels goes, it still falls within the acceptable bounds of reason,” says Abhinav Dutta. “If I remember correctly, a previous generation of Sri Lankan cricketers blamed their poor cricket on ill-fitting, body-hugging clothes. Although I haven’t found proof, I do remember this being asked around in a respectable sports quiz. One wonders if they turned up to the ground in straitjackets that morning/afternoon.”

I’ve heard worse.

“Morning Rob,” says Daniela Siekiera. “It seems like a sign that when I read about ‘a complaint about a swimming pool’ in your preamble, I just assumed that was a reference to all the washed-out games instead of, you know, an actual swimming pool. But I guess it works both ways. I hope no such complaints will be made about today’s game.”

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Good morning. Tense, nervous headache? Me neither. But trust me, it’s in the post, and I’m not talking about tomorrow’s hangover. For England fans the World Cup is about to get very serious, and today’s match against Sri Lanka at Headingley is the last that can be watched in the reclining position.

Before you start, my dearest trolls, this isn’t to say England are guaranteed to win today. They should, but they might not. All of that is what the point is not. The point is that whether they win, lose or tie, the remaining matches will have a nervous edge to them even before a ball is bowled.

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38th over: Afghanistan 143-5 (Nabi 22, Najibullah 6) Kuldeep carries on. Nabi takes a couple of singles. Najibullah wants to get moving, tries the reverse sweep again, misses out completely. Survives an appeal as well. They’re just not able to get enough away at the moment, Afghanistan. 83 needed off 72 now.

37th over: Afghanistan 140-5 (Nabi 20, Najibullah 5) Shami comes back and he is on the money immediately. Pace, in at off stump, and Nabi defends and tries to find where the ball has gone and realises it’s right at his feet, nearly squirming past his pad. Then Shami is bowling bouncers, sharp ones, forcing dot balls, forcing fends. One of them yields two runs. Three from the over.

36th over: Afghanistan 137-5 (Nabi 19, Najibullah 3) Kuldeep will bowl now, spin rather than pace. Najibullah Zadran is the new man in. Can bat. Nabi plays a little sweep for a couple, with the spin, then nudges one. Najibullah, left-hander facing left-armer, reverse-sweeps his first ball, striking it nicely for two. A couple more singles follow. They need 88 from 84.

35th over: Afghanistan 130-5 (Nabi 15) Last ball of the over, Chahal gets his man! Nabi had already boshed four through midwicket on the sweep to start the over. Asghar tried to end it by walloping the same way, but he only opens up the gate for Chahal to dart through and take the stumps.

34th over: Afghanistan 125-4 (Asghar 8, Nabi 10) Four singles from Hardik Pandya, just knocked around or pushed straight, as the holding pattern is maintained.

33rd over: Afghanistan 121-4 (Asghar 6, Nabi 8) Surely time for Shami rather than Pandya with the high chance of ropey shots against pace? Chahal bowls spin, and they only get two singles from five, the pressure building. But Chahal throws the last ball out wide and Nabi plays a calm shot rather than a huge swipe, slicing the cut shot along the ground behind point. Four runs.

104 needed from 102.

32nd over: Afghanistan 116-4 (Asghar 5, Nabi 4) Pandya again, kicking off with a wide. Asghar cuts a single, Nabi pulls a double. Then there’s a horror shot as Nabi tries to smash over cover, but that ball was never full enough for the stroke and it takes a huge outside edge. Loops high over backward point, but two fielders converge and the man running out puts off the man running in. Neither of them go for it, and it drops between them. Two runs and a massive slice of luck for Nabi.

“Any clues on why Kohli hasn’t been turning to Kedar Jadhav as extensively in the World Cup as he was in their tour of Australia and NZ?” asks Kanishk Srinivasan. “He’s unorthodox, but I feel like he could be a great go-to as a street smart, blink-and-you-miss-it bowler who has the goods to take key wickets every now and then.”

31st over: Afghanistan 110-4 (Asghar 4, Nabi 0) Chahal is doing a fine job in the deep, belting around again at fine leg to tumble and save Asghar’s leg glance from Bumrah. Two runs. A short ball makes Asghar flinch, but he’s able to play it down into the pitch. Bumrah is getting up towards 150 kilometres per hour. But his yorker doesn’t get through Asghar, and his bouncer gets pulled for one. Still taking on the short ball.

115 needed from 114 balls.Here comes the tipping point.

30th over: Afghanistan 107-4 (Asghar 1, Nabi 0) Asghar Afghan, formerly Asghar Stanikzai, gets moving immediately, driving Pandya to deep cover for one. But Nabi wants to take his time, resisting the wide ball, defending the straight ball.

29th over: Afghanistan 106-4 (Asghar 0) Last ball of the over takes the second wicket, and Mohammad Nabi will be out next. So it’s a case of starting from scratch for him and Asghar Afghan. They need 118 from 126. Treat it as an easy T20 total with a couple of batsmen missing?

Two in three balls! The batsmen crossed when Rahmat was out, so Bumrah has got both set batsmen in an over. Short and at the body, Rahmat was hopping as he played it, no control, and it just popped off the splice far enough for Bumrah to run forward in his follow-through and dive.

There’s that breakthrough. Another half-hearted pull shot, another top edge. Another ball that might drop short, but Chahal charges in from the deep to take it diving forward. Now the heat will start to turn up for Afghanistan.

28th over: Afghanistan 106-2 (Rahmat 36, Hashmatullah 21) Once again Hashmatullah can’t get spin bowling away. He top-edges Kuldeep for a lucky couple of runs, but swings and misses well outside off stump a couple of times. One of those might have been a wide as it turned away, left-arm wrist spinner to left-handed batsman, but it probably turned more after it passed the batsman.

27th over: Afghanistan 104-2 (Rahmat 36, Hashmatullah 19) Bumrah returns, with Kohli starting to need a wicket now. I still firmly believe he’ll get one soon, and Afghanistan will fall over. But dreams must live while they can. Kohli wrestles with the classic captain’s angst about whether to have a slip, and decides not to. So Rahmat deliberately edges through slip, hoping for four but third man is fine enough to keep it to one. Hashmatullah drives a single for Afghanistan’s hundred. Rahmat gets a tiny top edge to a slower ball but it falls short of Dhoni. Interesting whether they umpire would have given that if that catch had been taken. Rahmat takes a couple of runs next ball thanks to a misfield at backward point, then has two runs saved when he pulls to fine leg and Kuldeep dives well. Six from the over

26th over: Afghanistan 98-2 (Rahmat 31, Hashmatullah 18) This is better stuff from the batting pair. A couple of singles from Kuldeep to start the over, just keeping things moving. Then with the right and left handers swapping over, Kuldeep doesn’t get his line quite right and drops short. Rahmat has the composure to go back and pull, top shot, hitting hard and into the gap at midwicket. Two sweepers converge but it pings between them, the placement spot on.

127 to win from 144.

25th over: Afghanistan 91-2 (Rahmat 25, Hashmatullah 17) That’s the second time today that Dhoni has given it the big ones for a stumping appeal when the foot never left the crease. Hashmatullah was always safe. Strange stuff. This comes just after the batsman carves away a cut shot backward of point from Chahal, splitting the field for four.

24th over: Afghanistan 87-2 (Rahmat 25, Hashmatullah 13) Lots of air for Kuldeep Yadav, he’ll keep challenging the batsmen all day long. They pick up three singles. Afghanistan need 138 from 156 balls, that gap narrowing for India all the time.

23rd over: Afghanistan 84-2 (Rahmat 24, Hashmatullah 11) That’s another shabby over from Afghanistan. Chahal lands his leg-breaks nicely, but Hashmatullah just blocks out four of them, no thought of angling the bat to find a run. Then when he finally whips a full ball to the deep, they stroll one run instead of hustling for two. You can’t afford more overs that go for one run.

22nd over: Afghanistan 83-2 (Rahmat 24, Hashmatullah 10) Thank you very much, says Hashratullah, as Kuldeep Yadav bowls the kind of bad ball that will come along eventually. Dragged down short, and the batsman is good enough to rock back and smash it through midwicket for four. A few singles make it seven from the over. They need five per over and they’re still at less than four.

21st over: Afghanistan 76-2 (Rahmat 23, Hashmatullah 4) Pandya is going full aggression. The field is mostly in, with men back on the hook. So Pandya keeps using that short ball, and no one can do anything with it. Finally, to end the over, he goes full. Somehow Rahmat Shah anticipates that, coming down the wicket and driving through cover for four! Glorious shot, into the gap beautifully.

20th over: Afghanistan 71-2 (Rahmat 19, Hashmatullah 3) A couple of singles down the ground from Kuldeep, then Rahmat cuts the ball hard but Pandya at cover dives to stop it. At least some intent in that stroke. Rahmat settles for another single. Hashmatullah gets an inside edge onto his pad, misreading the turn, then sweeps a fuller ball for one. There’s your four from the over.

19th over: Afghanistan 67-2 (Rahmat 17, Hashmatullah 1) Ouch! Pandya hits Hashmatullah in the ribs with the last ball of this over. The bowler got annoyed because the batsman bailed out before the ball was bowled. So Pandya went back and banged it in. It didn’t get up, but the batsman was expecting more height, and couldn’t protect his own body. That’s a maiden. This pair are playing into India’s hands, doing this. They have a long batting line-up today, but they have to score at a reasonable clip so there’s less pressure on whoever comes in next. Just four an over or so.

18th over: Afghanistan 67-2 (Rahmat 17, Hashmatullah 1) The new batsman plays to type, blotting out an over of Kuldeep Yadav before working a single. His team now needs 158 from 192. They don’t want to let that climb up past a run a ball, they have to keep finding singles and moving things along.

Romeo emails in. “I don’t think it can be said often enough, but the last time these two sides played each other it was a tie. Genius experts on TV seem to tell Afghanistan how to play as if they were children. A lot of respect is required from commentators of all sorts, as is knowledge and understanding.”

17th over: Afghanistan 66-1 (Rahmat 17, Hashmatullah 0) The TV broadcast is showing Dwayne Leverock’s catch against India as part of a Great World Cup Moments kind of series, which is a particular irony given that the wealthiest boards in cricket have ensured that smaller teams never got the chance to play in this World Cup. Afghanistan barely had a team back in 2007, and here they are now.

Well, that was unnecessary from the captain Gulbadin. He and Rahmat were comfortably scoring with the glide to third man, the cut shot. They didn’t need anything big.Hashmatullah Shahidi is another sensible cautious type of batsman, and he could be just the one to combine with Rahmat Shah.

The short ball does it! Pandya comes back after taking some tap earlier, perhaps just to help the spinners swap ends, but he gets rewarded. Gulbadin can’t resist the pull but only gets a high top edge to deep square leg.

16th over: Afghanistan 61-1 (Gulbadin 26, Rahmat 13) Same pattern, as Gulbadin gets an early single, and there’s a dot ball as Rahmat misses a sweep and Dhoni convinces the umpire to go upstairs and check a stumping. The back foot never moved. Rahmat finally gets off strike with a drive to long-off. With that man back, Gulbadin gets away with a mistimed loft that bounces in that direction for one more. Then a gorgeous delivery from Kuldeep to end the over – I think that was his wrong ‘un, and it zipped past the outside edge of the right-handed Gulbadin and so nearly takes the off stump. Drinks.

15th over: Afghanistan 57-1 (Gulbadin 24, Rahmat 11) That’s a couple of times that Rahmat has missed out now. He’s getting marooned against these spinners, and even when Chahal bowls a filthy full toss to end this over, Rahmat smears it along the ground straight to mid-on. That after Gulbadin almost feathered a cut shot behind. One run from each of the last three overs, all to Gulbadin, and Rahmat has faced 13 scoreless deliveries.

168 needed from 35 overs.

14th over: Afghanistan 56-1 (Gulbadin 23, Rahmat 11) Double spin now. Kuldeep Yadav comes on with his left-arm wristies. Gulbadin goes after him immediately, dropping back to pull hard with the turn out to deep midwicket. One run to the boundary rider, and that’s all again as Rahmat takes his time against the new bowler, only advancing once but yorking himself on that occasion.

13th over: Afghanistan 55-1 (Gulbadin 22, Rahmat 11) Gulbadin looks much more comfortable now, driving a single first ball. Rahmat gets tied down by Chahal though, frustrated when he skips down to play a big cover drive but hits it straight to Kohli on the bounce. Kohli throws at the stumps and hits Rahat in the back, and the “Oh no!” expression on Kohli’s face is priceless. He apologises. Rohit Sharma comes up to pat the batsman on the bruise and make sure all is well. One run from the over.

A reminder that Sri Lanka made only 201 in Cardiff but bowled out Afghanistan for 152. This sort of total is not remotely a stroll, especially in these tricky conditions.

12th over: Afghanistan 54-1 (Gulbadin 21, Rahmat 11) Pandya is the weak link in the bowling, and here he goes. A dodgy single squeezed from Rahmat past the stumps, but then a clipped brace for Gulbadin, a thwacked four from a length ball, and a meaty pull for four again. Mid-on drops back, midwicket comes close. Gulbadin taps square to keep the strike. The fifty is up.

171 more required, at 4.5 an over. Afghanistan are scoring at... 4.5 an over.

11th over: Afghanistan 42-1 (Gulbadin 10, Rahmat 10) Shot! Rahmat leans back to Chahal and smacks him over midwicket! That man is inside the circle, and this pull shot cleared him easily. Long-on comes around to try to save, but his trailing foot is touching the rope. Again that was sloppy running from Afghanistan, they would only have got two if that had been saved, where it should have been three. Instead they get four. And then Rahmat skips down again, confidently, to drive a single from the leg-spinner. That part of his game I like a lot.

Jason, I’ve got another American cricket lover for you. You and Aaron can start a support group.

Oh great! Just an exceedingly rare American cricket fan. I keep hoping #USACricket will get their act together but until then I have IPL and the World Cup. I wish it got a little more love in the states.

10th over: Afghanistan 37-1 (Gulbadin 10, Rahmat 5) Pandya comes on early as well, Kohli looking to get his all-rounder into the game. Rahmat plays the simple glide again, Gulbadin skews a ball towards midwicket but it bounces short. Pandya sees weakness and tries a bouncer, but it goes wild and clears Dhoni for four. Wides, not byes, so the keeper won’t be punished for that one. Then a couple more flicked behind square leg from Gulbadin – it should have been three but they were expecting it to make the boundary.

9th over: Afghanistan 29-1 (Gulbadin 8, Rahmat 4) Spin starts early. Yuzvendra Chahal’s leg-breaks to begin with. He’s not afraid to flight the ball immediately, and Rahmat Shah isn’t afraid to come down the pitch for a single immediately. One of three collected from the over.

8th over: Afghanistan 26-1 (Gulbadin 7, Rahmat 2) Immediately things look calmer with Rahmat Shah out there, as he just opens the face and runs a Bumrah delivery to third man for one. Gulbadin clips through midwicket from a fuller length and picks up three, then Rahmat is clipped on the back of his shoulder as he tries to duck a short ball that didn’t get up too high. Gets a leg bye for his trouble.

“Good day!” writes Jason Cammarata. “American cricket fan here (we exist, though I’ve yet to meet another who is native born) just expressing my thanks for your wonderful and witty coverage. My best friend is from Bangladesh, and I was lucky enough to be in Dhaka when the Tigers upended India in 2007. I can still smell the burning trash and fireworks from the street celebrations, which the caretaker government turned a blind eye to as they were giddy as the rest of us. Since then I’ve been under the game’s spell, and obviously rooting for the Tigers... and for Afghanistan to pull off a similar miracle today.”

7th over: Afghanistan 21-1 (Gulbadin 4, Rahmat 1) The ball before he gets out, Hazratullah just works a straight ball away to midwicket and comes back for a well-run two. The next, he shoots for the moon and like most such attempts, he misses. He’ll score more runs with the former method than the latter, and his team don’t need that many today. Very poor cricket. In comes Rahmat Shah, probably Afghanistan’s most accomplished long-innings type of batsman. He’s got a few hundreds in this format, and they need something near enough to that from him today.

There it goes! It has looked inevitable since the start. Shami has been monstering Hazratullah outside off stump. So when he finally bowls straighter, Hazratullah goes for broke. He really only has one shot, which is over midwicket. And he tries that to the length ball, but Shami’s pace is too much. The batsman misses and loses his stumps. That’ll make the bails come off.

6th over: Afghanistan 18-0 (Hazratullah 8, Gulbadin 4) Was that the dook? Half duck, half hook, as Gulbadin tries to bail out of his chosen shot halfway through Bumrah’s short ball. It takes a thick top edge and lobs back near the bowler, but not quite close enough. Gulbadin, spooked, has a huge swing at a full ball and misses it entirely, nearly losing his off stump. He also earlier in the over hit a full toss straight to midwicket and didn’t score. He started the tournament batting at No8 and perhaps he should have stayed there. But with Mohammad Shahzad sent home injured, Gulbadin has promoted himself to fill that spot.

Aditya writes in from Mumbai. “When the West Indies won the World T20 in 2016, the only game they lost all tournament was against Afghanistan. Also, the only game the Afghans won in the entire group stage was against West Indies, the eventual champions. Afghanistan beating India today is all we need to lift the cup. Surely history will repeat itself. Just saying.” It’s only logical.

5th over: Afghanistan 16-0 (Hazratullah 8, Gulbadin 2) Hazratullah gets off strike first ball to Shami, which is probably a relief for Afghanistan. Just nudges to leg. Gulbadin tries to hook a short ball but misses. He picks up two leg byes from a ball going well down leg. They’re unconvincing but they’re not out, these two, and that’s all that really matters for the time being. See out these dangerous overs.

4th over: Afghanistan 12-0 (Hazratullah 7, Gulbadin 1) The Afghan skipper Gulbadin gets off the mark by punching a single to cover. He might want to spare his young teammate the bowling though, because he’s almost getting out every ball now. Feeling for Bumrah outside off and missing. Feeling again and edging! Past slip! Kohli has two in, and that goes through third slip for four. Then another grope at thin air. And finally managing a mistimed punch to cover to get off strike, before Gulbadin is squared up from the last ball and nearly nicks. This is some exhibition of opening bowling in tandem.

3rd over: Afghanistan 6-0 (Hazratullah 2, Gulbadin 0) I don’t think this one-on-one is going to last long. Hazratullah aims another booming cut at Shami but misses. Then doesn’t even get the chance to play a shot, as Shami zings one off the seam that cuts away and keeps climbing from a decent length. Then fuller, hitting the pad to provoke that DRS review. But somehow Hazratullah survives the over. Kohli isn’t happy that they’ve lost that review, he had a long conversation with the umpire I think asking why it wasn’t umpire’s call as to where it pitched, with such a fine margin. Well, if it’s missing that zone, I guess it’s missing.

Stand by. Shami wanted it desperately, he appealed backwards all the way down the pitch. Kohli asked the bowler, but knew bowlers aren’t objective. Dhoni gave supporting evidence so Kohli goes for it. And it’s missing the inside edge, hitting in front of middle, stone dead... except that Shami was over the wicket to a left-hander, and the ball pitched a couple of millimetres outside leg stump. Not out, and India lost their review.

2nd over: Afghanistan 6-0 (Hazratullah 2, Gulbadin 0) There’s a bonus! Bumrah bowls a beauty that cuts back in and saws Hazratullah in half. But it goes over the stumps, bounces in front of Dhoni, and the keeper can’t stop it rolling away for four byes. Bumrah follows with a low full toss, just missing the yorker, and Hazratullah squeezes it to backwards square for one run to the sweeper.

1st over: Afghanistan 1-0 (Hazratullah 1, Gulbadin 0) And those aren’t good early signs for Afghanistan. No ability to time the ball off this slow surface. Hazratullah is the trump card for the Afghans, if he can smash a quick fifty in the way he can, and get them a headstart on this chase so the others can grind out the rest. But it doesn’t look likely in the first over, as he swings and pokes and prods and misses Shami’s bowling about four times. Only makes contact when he fends a short ball, and when he reaches for a single to third man.

Hello all. Thanks Tim. I can’t believe I get the pleasure of logging Afghanistan’s glorious victory over India through the next few hours. Yeah, nah. It won’t be as easy at that. India have a sensational spin duo, and I suspect even this modest-seeming total will be a bridge too far for Afghanistan’s batting. But they’ve given themselves a chance, a great chance, and who can ask for more than that?

Direct your correspondence my way, please and thank-ya. Tim has a show to get to.

Over lunch, here’s a beef from Jonny Heyhoe.“Anyone else tired of the constant sycophancy towards India’s players by pretty much anyone on commentary?” he wonders. “Whenever I watch them there’s constant brown-nosing, everything is brilliant and no criticism is ever voiced. Dhoni has just clogged up an end, forward defence back to spinners with seven overs to go and ended with a strike rate of about fifty. Not a word against him. The Sky Sports commentary team would be shredding England for a performance like this. Barely a word either for the fantastic bowling by the Afghans.” I did hear some praise for the bowlers, but you’re right about Dhoni getting a pass. For the real story, you’ll just have to stick with the OBO. And with that, it’s over to the award-winning Geoff Lemon. Thanks for your company and here’s to a glorious win for Afghanistan.

50th over: India 224-8 (Kuldeep 1, Bumrah 1) Gulbadin sticks with seam – I can almost hear him muttering “Told you so!” – and it pays off as his slower ball twice brings a wicket. In between, there are runs, but only five of them. So the two seamers end up with combined figures of 16-1-105-3, pricey but not toothless, and the four spinners with 34-0-117-5. All four of them bowled well on a surface that was deliciously slow and sticky, like a song by Marvin Gaye.

Among the batsmen, Virat Kohli was in a league of his own, not so much reading the conditions as transcending them. His 67 came off only 63 deliveries, whereas nobody else got near a run a ball. But he will be fretting a bit now, and asking himself how many part-time spinners he can rustle up as reinforcements for Kuldeep and Chahal. Leaving out Jadeja could prove expensive.

Another one! Slower ball again, and Jadhav manages to hit it, but only straight to extra cover.

Well, Gulbadin is a seamer but this ball is a spinner – a slower ball that hits leg stump some time after Mohammad Shami goes for a big mow.

49th over: India 219-6 (Jadhav 49, Shami 1) So well bowled Aftab, who goes for a respectable six off the over.

I take it all back. In a stroke of genius, Gulbadin tries seam at both ends. Aftab bowls a bouncer that would be a wide if Pandya wasn’t set on flicking it over the keeper. At last, we have a wicket falling to a seamer. And we’re down to that tail!

48th over: India 213-5 (Jadhav 47, Pandya 4) Gulbadin seems to be a Brexit supporter: he sees something going abysmally and persists with it anyway. He brings himself back on, which is like Dominic Raab thinking he should be prime minister. His over goes for seven, not too bad, but worse than almost any over of spin today.

47th over: India 206-5 (Jadhav 43, Pandya 1) Rashid Khan’s final over brings a near-stumping, as Jadhav just gets his foot back in, and a near-LBW, as you’ve heard, and only one run. He finishes with 10-0-38-1, which is a triumph for him after his Eoin mauling, and also a nice example, like Morgan’s innings yesterday, of cricket being a great leveller.

HawkEye says it was missing leg. Good review, initiated by Pandya.

To Rashid Khan... clipping leg I reckon.

46th over: India 205-5 (Jadhav 43, Pandya 1) After seeing spin do the trick again, Gulbadin naturally goes back to seam. On comes Aftab and Jadhav celebrates by flicking him for four, then one-handing him for six, as Rashid, too, gets one hand to it, just inside the fence at long-on.

45th over: India 194-5 (Jadhav 32, Pandya 1) So, a big scalp for Rashid, and a rare dismissal for Dhoni – the first time he’s been stumped in eight years, apparently. The good news for India is that it gives Pandya time to pepper the crowd.

Dhoni goes! He finally loses patience, giving Rashid the charge. Ikram pulls off a crisp stumping and celebrates by windmilling his arm like Pete Townshend.

44th over: India 192-4 (Dhoni 28, Jadhav 31) Mujeeb returns, and so does sobriety. And so Mujeeb, the youngest man in the tournament, the only one born this century, finishes with the quietly admirable figures of 10-0-26-1.

“Afternoon, Tim.” Afternoon, Phil Sawyer. “Morning de Lisle (41st over) sounds like a particularly fancy breakfast yoghurt. Or possibly an exotic dancer of young Robinson’s acquaintance.” This is a wild guess, but I’m not sure anyone ever said anything like that to Neville Cardus.

43rd over: India 190-4 (Dhoni 27, Jadhav 30) Noooo! Gulbadin brings back Aftab Alam, whose long hop is soon sitting up, begging to be hit. Jadhav helps it on its way and almost gets the first six of the day. Dhoni follows suit with a lofted cover drive. Eleven off the over. Still no sixes, but the partnership has passed fifty– 55 off 77 balls.

42nd over: India 179-4 (Dhoni 23, Jadhav 23) Gulbadin takes himself off, quite rightly, and brings back Mujeeb, who concedes only a single and a wide. As at the start, we are watching two different games at once here.

Here’s Peter Salmon. “Extremely envious of Matt Dony [34th over], as I’m sure we all are. I have the misfortune of sharing a name with a man who at one stage oversaw the commissioning of all BBC productions (he is the first million Google results, I’m on about page 256). As I work in the literary field, I am used to meeting writers who would pound across the room to meet me and make a pitch, only to gradually fade back into the crowd as I explained the truth. Got to the point where I ended up telling people I actually was that Peter Salmon. Got some great story ideas out of it. I wonder if our M Dony is ever tempted to do the same?”

41st over: India 177-4 (Dhoni 23, Jadhav 22) Only two off Rashid Khan’s over. This sticky wicket has nursed him back to form.

“Morning de Lisle, morning everybody (well, it’s morning here in Chicago),” says Josh Robinson. “I see from the fact that Lemon is slated to take over from you when you’re done that you’re once again avoiding being seen in the same place at the same time.”

40th over: India 175-4 (Dhoni 22, Jadhav 21) For most of his innings, Dhoni has been doing just what Gulbadin would like. Now Gulbadin returns the compliment by keeping himself on when he doesn’t need to. Dhoni cashes in with a pull for four, and Gulbadin’s spell has gone for 16 off two overs. Has he miscounted, or merely miscalculated?

39th over: India 166-4 (Dhoni 16, Jadhav 18) Back to spin as Rashid continues. Just the three singles off the over.

And there’s more from Brian Withington. “My head is spinning with the news that Abhijato Sensarma and OB Jato are one and the same,” he says. “Never mind Jane Austen, are we all characters in an OBO-centric holographic universe? Are you, Geoff Lemon and Rob Smyth truly ‘Guardians of the Universe’ – or all the same being?” Ha. You can decide for yourself later, when Geoff de Lemon takes over.

38th over: India 163-4 (Dhoni 14, Jadhav 17) Gulbadin only has to dish up one more over of seam, and he takes the curious decision to go for it now, with himself as the bowler. Dhoni seizes his chance, slamming the first ball for his first four. That feels horribly like a turning point.

Also coming back on: Brian Withington. “OB Jato’s rhetorical query at over 24 has got me thinking about predestination and mortality (again),” he writes. “Professor Brian Cox has a similar effect when describing entropy and the inevitable heat death of the universe. Please can you reassure us that there will always be an OBO inbox for Abhijato Sensarma (over 13) and other good souls to fill? And as I write that, Kohli is out - can I safely ignore my tax return now?”

37th over: India 156-4 (Dhoni 8, Jadhav 16) Back comes Rashid Khan as Gulbadin rotates his four slow men of the apocalypse. This is the 28th over of spin today, and Jadhav has had enough – after four dots, he pulls, savagely, for four. Rashid bounces back, taking the top edge with his googly, but it falls safely to the keeper’s left.

36th over: India 152-4 (Dhoni 8, Jadhav 12) Another testing over from Mujeeb, who even gets away with a wide by claiming a caught-behind, not given. If Afghanistan had a review left, they might be using it now. And that’s drinks, with Afghanistan on top, although the Indian wrist-spinners will be eyeing this pitch as if it was lunch at Lord’s.

Sunny Gill has been listening to TMS. “BBC commentary for the last 10 mins,” he reports, “seem to think Kuldeep Yadav is in bat not Kedar Jadhav!” The fools.

35th over: India 151-4 (Dhoni 8, Jadhav 11) Yet more singles – five of them, off Nabi. This would be boring if it wasn’t adding to the chances of Afghanistan stealing a win.

34th over: India 146-4 (Dhoni 6, Jadhav 8) Gulbadin turns back to Mujeeb, the master of the dot ball, and he delivers by going for just three singles. For the sake of the game, we need Dhoni to hit out or get out, so Hardik Pandya can come in.

Here’s Matt Dony, picking up on the Jato business (24th and 30th overs). “While we’re on the subject of people being related to people,” he murmurs, “can I just clear up that I am definitely not related to MS Dhoni. But I do enjoy hearing commentary of him doing well; I can feel vicariously successful. Hoping for the sake of the tournament he doesn’t do too well today, though.”

33rd over: India 143-4 (Dhoni 5, Jadhav 6) Nabi continues and goes for five as Jadhav shows some urgency. Dhoni has shown none at all: he has five off 20 balls. Sunil Gavaskar would approve.

32nd over: India 138-4 (Dhoni 4, Jadhav 2) Rahmat gets his leg-break to go like something from a gif involving Mike Gatting. It’s starting outside off, so it’s harmless. Off the last five overs, the kings of the world have managed 14-1.

31st over: India 136-4 (Dhoni 4, Jadhav 1) A moment to savour for Mohammad Nabi, who now has figures of 7-0-23-2. Princely. Two more wickets and they’re down to that long tail. It all hinges on Dhoni.

The big one! Nabi keeps plugging away and Kohli top-edges a cut to backward point, where Rahmat takes a fine catch, diving forward. Game on.

30th over: India 133-3 (Kohli 66, Dhoni 3) Back comes Rahmat, who was just changing ends. Dhoni is stroking it into the covers, just like Kohli, except that Dhoni’s shots are going to the only man saving the single. India still not racing away with this: maybe that score predictor was right.

My question about Abhijato (24th over) has elicited a reply. “Ah, I am!” he exclaims, suddenly turning into a character from Jane Austen. “OB Jato is my pen-name, which helps people get around the frankly complicated pronunciation of my formal name in everyday life... It’s also easier to remember for people who follow my writing and/or musical endeavours on the Internet :)” Of course.

29th over: India 128-3 (Kohli 62, Dhoni 2) Rahmat is taken off, unexpectedly, as Nabi returns and keeps it tight. The Afghanis are managing to keep Kohli off strike, which may be as close as they can get to frustrating him.

A good spot from Romeo. “That’s Rahmat’s 14th wicket in 67 ODIs.”

28th over: India 125-3 (Kohli 60, Dhoni 1) Rashid rushes through his over as Dhoni makes his usual scratchy start. Rashid has 5-0-26-0, which must be sheer bliss after the battering he took the other day.

27th over: India 124-3 (Kohli 59, Dhoni 1) So success for Rahmat, who straightened that one just enough. And here comes Old Man Dhoni, who could easily be putting his feet up now that India have two spare wicketkeepers on board. Gulbadin gives him a slip. Steve Waugh would have a slip, a gully, a short leg and a silly point.

Aleem Dar called it right – hitting leg stump. It’s not the big one, but it’s well worth having.

Shankar given LBW, sweeping. It looks straight...

26th over: India 122-2 (Kohli 58, Shankar 28) Just when the game is threatening to go to sleep, Kohli spots a long hop from Rashid and plays a pull with so much whip that you could serve it on a cone and charge £2.50 for it.

25th over: India 115-2 (Kohli 53, Shankar 27) Shankar chips Rahmat over extra cover, inside-out, for his best shot of the day, and that’s another fifty partnership off 63 balls. A moment earlier, the score predictor was giving India 298. I’d say 330, for what it’s worth: eight or nine an over for the second half of the innings. Come on Gulbadin, conjure up a wicket.

24th over: India 109-2 (Kohli 52, Shankar 22) Rashid continues, which means both batsmen can wear caps. A decent over ends with a googly that squeezes into Kohli’s pads.

“Death, taxes and a Virat Kohli masterclass,” says OB Jato, “the three things that are certain in life.” Is he by any chance related to our friend Abhijato?

23rd over: India 105-2 (Kohli 51, Shankar 19) Gulbadin takes himself off and turns to Rahmat Shah, so it’s leg-spin from both ends. He does have a slip, which is surely right, but Shankar seizes on a half-volley and gets four on the strength of a misfield in the deep.

Where’s Brian Withington when you need him? Right here. “As good hosts,” he writes, “England have done much to help the round-robin stage of this tournament by losing twice already, thereby somewhat alleviating the risk of the dreaded ‘dead rubber’ syndrome. Is it too much to ask that India, as the dominant force in world cricket, show similar consideration today; and perhaps when they play England, too? Just asking.”

22nd over: India 98-2 (Kohli 50, Shankar 13) Kohli, facing Rashid, cruises to fifty off 49 balls, with only four fours but several hard-run twos. It’s the 93rd time he has reached fifty in a one-day international, and the third in succession. What a champion he is.

21st over: India 91-2 (Kohli 47, Shankar 10) The singles keep coming off Nabi. Gulbadin needs to make something happen.

20th over: India 86-2 (Kohli 44, Shankar 8) Gulbadin takes himself off and brings on Rashid Khan. He’s brave enough to toss his first ball up to Kohli, who is ruthless enough to cover-drive for four. Kick a man when he’s down, why don’t you? Rashid actually bowls a good first over, but his desperation shows in a very poor review.

It was a good ball, but there was a big fat inside edge.

It’s Rashid Khan, with his googly...

19th over: India 79-2 (Kohli 38, Shankar 7) Nabi continues, with not a single close fielder, when Afghanistan’s best hope has to be to keep on taking wickets. If it was stopping the runs, it might make sense, but the singles are flowing.

18th over: India 75-2 (Kohli 36, Shankar 5) Gulbadin tries a slower-ball bouncer against Kohli, who pulls and misses. Between them the bowlers have managed to push him into the middle lane. And that’s drinks, with Afghanistan narrowly on top, but India still threatening to go big.

In other cricket news, England’s women are playing West Indies. Here’s Raf Nicholson’s report.

17th over: India 73-2 (Kohli 35, Shankar 4) An over from Nabi that’s so frugal, it could have been Mujeeb himself.

And here’s John Starbuck, picking up on Abhijato’s point (13th over). “There used to be a case whereby a batsman could object to a substitute fielder in a ‘specialist’ position. Does this still happen? If so, how far does ‘specialist’ extend?” I don’t think it does, but I’m waiting to be corrected, probably by Romeo.

16th over: India 71-2 (Kohli 34, Shankar 3) More singles off Gulbadin, who will be quite happy to see Shankar nicking the strike off the last ball.

15th over: India 66-2 (Kohli 32, Shankar 1) Well done Nabi, who has 2-0-6-1. He and Mujeeb, the two offies, have 2-24 between them, while the seamers have 0-44. In a perfect world, Rishabh Pant would now be striding out to join Kohli. In the real world, it’s Vijay Shankar, who came in against Pakistan to replace the injured Dhawan, and ended up replacing the injured Kumar.

Well, it’s not the one they wanted, but it’ll do. Rahul suddenly pulls out the reverse sweep and gives the easiest of catches to backward point.

14th over: India 64-1 (Rahul 30, Kohli 30) Gulbadin gets milked again, but doesn’t go for any fours.

13th over: India 59-1 (Rahul 26, Kohli 30) Mujeeb is taken off – well, he did concede a four – and replaced by another off-spinner, Nabi. He goes for three singles, and a wide, as the fifty partnership comes up off 51 balls.

If your inbox is ever feeling empty, there’s one person you can count on: Abhijato Sensarma. “If a player is injured,” he muses, “he does not come out to bat and his team sends out just ten men; it shouldn’t be too crazy, then, to suggest that the same team must field with ten fielders as well when the time comes! One possible counterargument to this is that bowling and batting are primary tasks, both of which become impossible to perform on injury, while fielding is a secondary element of the game, but the point persists. This year’s IPL as well as the ongoing World Cup has seen many substitute fielders do better than the ones they’ve replaced, giving the teams what could be perceived as an unfair advantage. Your thoughts on the matter?” A word to the wise, Abhijato: choose your battles.

12th over: India 55-1 (Rahul 24, Kohli 29) Gulbadin gives up on slips altogether, which is modest (as he himself is the bowler) but surely too deferential. Kohli is finding it all too easy, motoring along at three runs every two balls, while Rahul and Sharma together have gone at one every two. So Afghanistan simply have to get Kohli out.

11th over: India 49-1 (Rahul 22, Kohli 26) Mujeeb finally concedes a four, off his 36th ball, as he dishes up a full toss onto Kohli’s pads and the gift is gratefully accepted. Kohli has 26 off only 16 balls: anything Eoin can do...

10th over: India 41-1 (Rahul 20, Kohli 20) Does Kohli ever run out of motivation? He’s right in the mood now, getting way forward to cover-drive Gulbadin’s first ball for three. He has caught up with Rahul already, after facing just 12 balls, to Rahul’s 38. The powerplay ends with Afghanistan entitled to feel very pleased with themselves, while just ruing that fateful field change.

9th over: India 36-1 (Rahul 19, Kohli 16) Same old story: another over from Mujeeb goes for two singles.

8th over: India 34-1 (Rahul 18, Kohli 15) Gulbadin is giving the batsmen singles to midwicket, perhaps in an attempt to get them LBW. Kohli just sees the gap and thinks “I’ll have two there”. Then he flicks Aftab for four and back-foot-drives him for four more. We have two completely different ballgames going on at the same time.

7th over: India 20-1 (Rahul 17, Kohli 2) Mujeeb is still asking questions and commanding respect. He has figures of 4-0-8-1, which would be superb in any ODI, let alone a World Cup game against India.

6th over: India 18-1 (Rahul 16, Kohli 1) India, the grandest of all the cricket nations these days, reassert themselves as Rahul forces Aftab for four. Gulbadin blinks and tinkers with the field, moving first slip out, keeping second – and a regulation edge goes straight through the gap. Oh dear.

5th over: India 9-1 (Rahul 7, Kohli 1) So Afghanistan’s bowlers, far from being cowed by the battering they took from England, have bounced back and made a textbook start. Now they just need five more wickets to get down to India’s long tail.

Beauty! Sharma, who never got going, is utterly bamboozled by Mujeeb’s carrom ball, which pitches on off stump, grips,d turns and takes out the off bail.

4th over: India 7-0 (Rahul 6, Sharma 1) Aftab isn’t quick, around 82mph, but he’s busy and bustling and gets some lift. He keeps KL Rahul quiet and gets a maiden.

3rd over: India 7-0 (Rahul 6, Sharma 1) An even thriftier over and another moral victory for Mujeeb as Rahul plays a curious shot, a mistimed top-spin forehand that goes close to the man at short midwicket.

2nd over: India 6-0 (Rahul 5, Sharma 1) It’s seam at the other end in the shape of Aftab Alam. He’s wearing a headband, half red and half green, like a boy in the back yard saying “I’m McEnroe. And Viv Richards.” Three off the over again, with Rahul pushing into the covers for a couple.

1st over: India 3-0 (Rahul 2, Sharma 1) The new ball is taken by Mujeeb, the teenaged off-spinner who was Afghanistan’s best bowler against England. He makes a tidy start, conceding three singles and drawing a leading edge from Rohit Sharma. The pitch looks slow.

Just the one change for India, and that’s enforced, as Mohammad Shami comes in for the injured Bhuvneshwar Kumar. So there’s no Pant, unfortunately for the crowd, and India have a long tail. The Afghan bowlers’ job is to get down to it.

Gulbadin makes two changes, bringing back Hazratullah at the top of the order and Aftab at the bottom. Dawlat, the man who dropped Eoin Morgan on 28, pays the price, as if he hadn’t already. But it’ll be good to see Hazratullah, who is 21 (thanks for the correction, Romeo) and already on his second career. His first was as a security man, aged 15, working nights. He had internet access and used the time to study his favourite players.

Kohli wins the toss and chooses to bat. Gulbadin, still smiling, says he would have done the same.

Morning everyone and welcome to what may well be the perfect mismatch. It’s the strongest team in the World Cup so far against the weakest. But the last time India met Afghanistan, in Dubai last September, the result was… a tie. On behalf of the neutrals, I’m putting in a request for another one of those.

A cup isn’t a proper cup without a few upsets. England have done their best as hosts to make the party go with a swing, by stumbling to defeat against Pakistan and Sri Lanka. But those two games are the only ones in which a team from the top four has lost to one of the other six. Today, for the sake of the tournament, West Indies need to beat New Zealand, who have a 100pc record when they get onto the field. The same is true of India, but the chances of Afghanistan springing a shock do look a bit remote.

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New Zealand beat West Indies by five runs: Cricket World Cup 2019 – as it happened

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Carlos Brathwaite fell trying to hit rhe matchwinning six after his spectacular century gave West Indies a chance of a stunning victory in a topsy-turvy match at Old Trafford

That’s it for today’s blog. I’ll leave you with Tanya Aldred’s report on a classic match - thanks for your company, bye!

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Here’s the West Indies captain Jason Holder

“I’m proud of the guys, especially Carlos. It’s pretty tough to fall short at the end, but credit to the guys for the way they fought. We lost wickets at crucial stages – Hetty got out at a bad time. We’ve still got our pride to play for and we want to finish the tournament on a high.”

“I was wrong,” says Simon McMahon. “West Indies are Scotland.”

It’s not the despair…

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The Man of the Match is the marvellous Kane Williamson “West Indies are always incredibly dangerous, and we saw the power they pack throughout their batting order. It was a great game of cricket. We didn’t get off to the best of starts. The West Indies bowled really well – they got the ball swinging, which made life difficult, and then found a length that made it hard to score fluently. We got a competitive total, and then it ebbed and flowed like anything throughout that second innings!”

A word for Jimmy Neesham, who held his nerve and bowled a superb 49th over. New Zealand go top of the table. They are not mathematically in the semi-finals, but they are in the semi-finals.

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West Indies are effectively out of the World Cup. But Carlos Brathwaite, at least, went down in a blaze of glory. There was a lovely bit of sportsmanship at the end, when a number of the New Zealand players – led by Taylor, Williamson and Neesham - broke from their celebratory huddle to console him with genuine warmth. It was a stunning innings: 101 from 82 balls, with nine fours and five sixes. And it was so close to being 107 not out with nine fours and six sixes.

New Zealand win by 5 runs! Brathwaite heaved a short ball from Neesham down to long on, and for a few seconds it seemed it would go for a matchwinning six. But Trent Boult, on the boundary edge, took a beautifully judged two-handed catch to complete a brilliant personal performance - and complete a memorable victory. He could easily have fallen over the boundary there.

48.5 overs: West Indies 286-9 (Brathwaite 101, Thomas 0) Brathwaite aborts his shot at a wide, short slower ball from Neesham. No run. West Indies need a single here.

48.4 overs: West Indies 286-9 (Brathwaite 101, Thomas 0) Brathwaite nails a pull into the leg side and charges back for two. That’s an immense hundred, Brathwaite’s first in ODI cricket, and it means West Indies are one hit from an astonishing victory.

48.3 overs: West Indies 284-9 (Brathwaite 99, Thomas 0) Brathwaite again misses a big swipe at a short ball. This is pulsating stuff.

48.2 overs: West Indies 284-9 (Brathwaite 99, Thomas 0) Brathwaite misses a swat at a short ball. Eight from 10 needed.

48.1 overs: West Indies 284-9 (Brathwaite 99, Thomas 0) No run.

Jimmy Neesham will bowl the 49th over. Has anyone ever turned down a single when on 99? Brathwaite surely will here if there’s one on offer.

48 overs: West Indies 284-9 (Brathwaite 99, Thomas 0) And he gets the single he needs off the last ball. Twenty-five from the over; West Indies need eight from 12 balls. This has been a sensational game.

47.5 overs: West Indies 283-9 (Brathwaite 98, Thomas 0) Brathwaite top-edges a hook over the keeper’s head for four more!

47.4 overs: West Indies 279-9 (Brathwaite 94, Thomas 0) Nothing will ever top his four sixes in the World T20 final against England, but this would be a heck of a companion piece. And he’s hit a third consecutive six, smashing a full toss high over extra cover! West Indies need 13 from 14 balls for a crazy victory.

West Indies need 19 from 15 balls

47.3 overs: West Indies 273-9 (Brathwaite 88, Thomas 0) Six more off the next ball! Brathwaite sliced a low full toss down towards third man, and it went all the way! This is outrageous stuff.

47.2 overs: West Indies 267-9 (Brathwaite 82, Thomas 0) Matt Henry replaces Boult – and Brathwaite pumps his second ball down the ground for six! West Indies need 25 from 16 balls.

47th over: West Indies 259-9 (Brathwaite 74, Thomas 0) Brathwaite launches Ferguson over long off for a monstroussix. West Indies are still in this, just about. They need 33 from the last three overs – but Boult and Ferguson have finished their spells.

46th over: West Indies 252-9 (Brathwaite 67, Thomas 0) It’s surely time for Brathwaite to go into T20 mode, or rather World T20 final 2016 mode. He throws everything at Boult’s first three deliveries, picking up seven runs, and Thomas blocks the remainder of the over. Boult, who has been majestic, finishes with figures of 10-1-30-4. West Indies need 40 from 24 balls.

45th over: West Indies 245-9 (Brathwaite 60, Thomas 0) Carlos Brathwaite needs 47 from the last five overs.

Brilliant from Lockie Ferguson, who has ended that pesky ninth-wicket partnership. He was too fast, too straight, too much for Cottrell, whose off stump was pegged back before he was through his stroke.

44th over: West Indies 244-8 (Brathwaite 59, Cottrell 15) Trent Boult, who has two overs remaining, is invited by his captain to end the nonsense. He doesn’t manage that, but he does bowl five consecutive dot balls to Cottrell. That pushes the required rate to eight an over.

43rd over: West Indies 243-8 (Brathwaite 58, Cottrell 15) Cottrell is finding it hard to rotate the strike, but that’s not such a problem when he flicks and edges Neesham for consecutive boundaries! Out of nothing, West Indies have a bit of hope. They need 49 from 42 balls.

42nd over: West Indies 235-8 (Brathwaite 58, Cottrell 7) Brathwaite rocks back to back cut Santner for four, the start of a good over for West Indies. Eight from it, and Santner finishes with figures of 10-0-61-0.

“Just settling down to toast (buttered) and vegemite and catching up on the WI run chase,” says Ray Murphy. “However, very disappointed to see that in over 18 a ball was described as ‘muscled to cow corner’, thus ruining my planned thesis that a hoick and cow corner are symbiotic and one can only exist with the other. Unless a hoick occurs there is no cow corner? Discuss.”

41st over: West Indies 227-8 (Brathwaite 51, Cottrell 6) Cottrell takes a dodgy single, but gets away with it when Santner and Neesham collide as they try to collect the ball. An overthrow takes Brathwaite to a mature half-century from 52 balls, one that has made that absurd mid-innings collapse look even more egregious. West Indies need 65 from 54 balls. If they can get it down to 19 from 6 balls, anything’s possible.

40th over: West Indies 222-8 (Brathwaite 47, Cottrell 5) West Indies have been useless at the World Cup for almost as long as England. They’ve only reached the last four once since 1983, when they blew it against Australia in 1996. I really thought they had a chance this year, but maybe 50 overs is just too long longform for their batsmen.

39th over: West Indies 218-8 (Brathwaite 46, Cottrell 2) The new batsman is Sheldon Cottrell, who had a hand in seven New Zealand wickets earlier today, and for what.

“Sagacity?” says Damian Clarke. “New urban development for the over-55s?”

Matt Henry ends any lingering doubt about the result by picking up the wicket of Roach, who flashed outside off stump and edged through to Latham.

38th over: West Indies 211-7 (Brathwaite 41, Roach 14) Santner gets one to burst from the pitch at Brathwaite, who edges it well short of the man at short third man. There’s a man at short third man, he’ll catch you if he can. Two from the over, so West Indies need 81 from 72 balls.

37th over: West Indies 209-7 (Brathwaite 40, Roach 13) Matt Henry, who has had another bruising day, returns in pursuit of the popular balm known as lower-order wickets. Roach does well to get on top of a nasty lifter, and that’s about it.

“Evening Rob,” says Paul Billington. “No Sauvignon Blanc for me, just a pint or two of foaming nut-brown ale (in case we were all comparing). It’s been a sad afternoon for the underdog cricket-supporter, especially from an England perspective. I don’t see it being a John Stones error, rather the 7-1 defeat to San Marino that prevents us from qualifying for the semis in the first place. Sigh.”

36th over: West Indies 208-7 (Brathwaite 39, Roach 13)“I fear I can compete with dry toast,” boasts Matt Dony. “I regularly make toast in the morning (with vegan-friendly dairy-free spread, natch), then place it in a Tupperware box while still hot, and eat it at my desk mid-morning. By which time it has gone cold, and soft and floppy. Seemed like the most natural thing in the world, until someone else pointed out it was weird.”

35th over: West Indies 206-7 (Brathwaite 38, Roach 12) Brathwaite clips de Grandhomme past short fine leg for four to bring up the 200, and does it again later in the over. He and Roach are playing with a sagacity that shames many of the batsmen above them.

34th over: West Indies 196-7 (Brathwaite 29, Roach 11) A bouncer from Ferguson goes for four wides. West Indies’ target has dropped below 100, but there isn’t much batting to come: Cottrell and Thomas both have a highest score of 8 in international cricket.

33rd over: West Indies 188-7 (Brathwaite 27, Roach 10) de Grandhomme replaces Boult, who bowled superbly for figures of 8-1-22-4. He took a catch as well, so he could yet do the Cottrell. Three singles from the over. These two batsmen, unlike most of their team-mates, are playing sensibly.

32nd over: West Indies 185-7 (Brathwaite 25, Roach 10) Brathwaite drives Santner sweetly down the ground for six, and Roach does likewise three balls later. And why not?

31st over: West Indies 170-7 (Brathwaite 17, Roach 3) There have been a few disappointments during this tournament – the weather, the dead rubbers, THE STATE OF THE WORLD OUTSIDE CRICKET – but I’d put West Indies top of the list. We had such hopes for them, especially when they slaughtered Pakistan and ran through the Australian top order.

“Not been following the OBO as I have been watching the cricket on the telly,” says John Leavey. “Just did a quick flick through to get a general idea of what has been said. Dry toast - are you effing weird? Butter exists and is wonderful, my friend.”

30th over: West Indies 167-7 (Brathwaite 16, Roach 2)This result isn’t great for England. Sri Lanka’s remaining fixtures are against West Indies and South Africa, who are effectively out, and India, who will be through when Sri Lanka play them. If they win all three games, England will need to win two of their last three matches. The fear has returned, if it ever left.

29th over: West Indies 167-7 (Brathwaite 16, Roach 1) Evening Rob,” says Simon McMahon. “New Zealand are the Belgium of cricket, aren’t they? Which to my mind makes England France, India Croatia and Australia England. Afghanistan could be Scotland, though I wouldn’t wish that on anyone.”

Sadly, England are England, destined to lose the semi-final to India by 27 runs after a mistake from John Stones.

28th over: West Indies 165-7 (Brathwaite 15, Roach 0) “Following the coverage whilst sipping a chilled Sauvignon Blanc - to preserve strict neutrality it’s not our usual NZ stuff but a French job,” says Brian Withington. “I’m getting gooseberries and rhubarb - quite literally, from our host’s mid-life crisis allotment. He’s a Yorkshire and Leeds fan so we make allowances.”

Sauvignon? Really? I’m not angry, I’m just disgustappointed.

27th over: West Indies 164-7 (Brathwaite 14, Roach 0) “West Indies have, for no obvious reason, blown comfortable match-winning positions against Australia and now New Zealand,” says Sandile Xaso. “What’s up with that?”

Mercurial is as mercurial does. But jeez, they’ve played some abysmal cricket since they reduced Australia to 38 for four a couple of weeks ago.

The injured Evin Lewis lasts three balls. He is struggling with a hamstring injury, and now he can limp off after pulling Boult straight to deep square leg. West Indies have lost five wickets for 22 in five overs.

Nurse! West Indies have lost another wicket, with Ashley Nurse top-edging a pull through to the wicketkeeper. It was a superb bouncer from Boult, which was on Nurse much quicker than expected. It was on Latham quickly, too, and he reacted smartly to take a fine two-handed catch.

26th over: West Indies 162-5 (Brathwaite 13, Nurse 1) With Chris Gayle dismissed, Mitchell Santner emerges shivering from behind the sofa to bowl a maiden to Nurse.

25th over: West Indies 162-5 (Brathwaite 13, Nurse 1) Brathwaite, as England fans know all too well, is reluctant to acknowledge the concept of the lost cause. He drills two boundaries off Ferguson to move West Indies within 130 of victory. One thing’s for sure: they won’t run out of overs.

“This has, until the last ten minutes, an absolute feast for the neutral,” says Guy Hornsby. “We all know the monstrous, box office cricket Gayle can produce, but it’s something seeing the promise of a new star. So it’s gutting seeing the end of Hetmyer’s orthodox power. You really fear that it’s a slippery slope from here. That’d somewhat ruin a brilliant day out at Old Trafford, not to mention make the top four race a bit less lively. Booooo.”

24th over: West Indies 152-5 (Brathwaite 4, Nurse 0) That was the last ball of the over. West Indies have made quite a Horlicks of this.

That is surely the end of West Indies’ World Cup hopes. Gayle clouts de Grandhomme high in the air to long on, where Boult takes a calm two-handed catch. Gayle made a blistering 87, with eight fours and six sixes, although he was dropped three times.

23rd over: West Indies 146-4 (Gayle 81, Brathwaite 4) Ferguson almost makes it three wickets in four balls! Brathwaite, having survived the hat-trick ball, edged the next one just short of Taylor at slip and away for four. This is hot hot heat from Lockie Ferguson, who is having a brilliant World Cup. As are quite a few fast bowlers.

Two in two balls! That was another fine delivery from Ferguson, this time fast and full enough to tempt Holder into a leaden-footed drive. He got a thin edge through to Latham, who took a comfortable catch.

That’s the wicket New Zealand needed! Shimron Hetmyer is completely beaten for pace by Lockie Ferguson - lack of pace. It was a brilliant slower ball from Ferguson, which Hetmyer didn’t pick. He tried to launch it into the leg side, was way too early on the shot and almost fell over as the ball curved gently onto the top of leg stump. That was quite marvellous bowling.

22nd over: West Indies 142-2 (Gayle 81, Hetmyer 54) Colin de Grandhomme replaces Santner, who was manhandled for 30 from three overs. After four dot balls, Gayle reaches outside off to skim a boundary through cover point.

“Ha, no rancour,” says Andrew Hurley, “but Hope (and Imam Ul-Haq) are like Trott incarnated - yes, their average might be fine, but they put enormous pressure on the batsman at the other end, who is then forced to take one risk too many.”

21st over: West Indies 138-2 (Gayle 76, Hetmyer 54) Hetmyer reaches a barnstorming 42-ball fifty by swinging the new bowler Ferguson behind square on the leg side for six. He is a glorious talent, and he has put West Indies in charge of this match. They need 154 from 29 overs. But New Zealand know a wicket would change everything, because there isn’t that much batting to come.

20th over: West Indies 130-2 (Gayle 76, Hetmyer 47) Kane Williamson persists with Mitchell Santner, and soon wishes he hadn’t. Gayle beasts consecutive sixes down the ground before theatrically pushing the next ball along the floor to the nearest fielder. An eventful over concludes when Hetmyer top-edges a slog sweep that somehow bisects three fielders.

19th over: West Indies 115-2 (Gayle 63, Hetmyer 45) “Thanks Rob!” says Gopal Sankaranarayanan. “Although Hadlee had a role in six (not seven) of the wickets in that match. Which is what England’s own Chris Woakes pulled off against Pakistan earlier this month. Here Cottrell is involved in seven.”

Darn it, I missed the caught and bowled in Hadlee’s game. Yes, I think it might be a unique feat (unless you count seven-wicket hauls, which is a bit joyless). That said, run-outs weren’t credited in early World Cups so there may be an unrecorded example.

18th over: West Indies 114-2 (Gayle 63, Hetmyer 43) Gayle lifts Santner lazily over midwicket for six – and then he’s dropped twice!What a shemozzle. First Gayle flicked a full toss straight to deep square leg, where Henry put down a simple chance; then he muscled Santner towards cow corner, where Munro couldn’t hold on to a much more difficult running chance. It went straight through his hands for four.

17th over: West Indies 102-2 (Gayle 52, Hetmyer 43) Matt Henry replaces Jimmy Neesham, and his second ball is pulled witheringly over midwicket for four by Hetmyer. He has savaged the short ball in this innings – and he pulls the next ball for four as well, this time through square leg.

16th over: West Indies 92-2 (Gayle 51, Hetmyer 34) The left-arm spinner Mitchell Santer replaces Lockie Ferguson (3-0-19-0) and goes straight around the wicket to the left-handers. There are three low-risk singles from the over, and that’s drinks.

“What a great start for West Indies,” says Andrew Hurley. “Shai Hope only took up three balls; no opportunity to put all the others under pressure to score to compensate his strike-rate.”

15th over: West Indies 89-2 (Gayle 50, Hetmyer 32) Gayle slaps Neesham over backward point for four to reach a typical two-paced fifty: lots of dot balls, lots of boundaries. It’s taken 52 balls, with five fours and three sixes.

14th over: West Indies 84-2 (Gayle 46, Hetmyer 31) This is sharp stuff from Ferguson, in excess of 90mph, and Gayle evades a couple of short balls. Hetmyer is less cautious; he flat-bats a short ball down the ground for another coruscating boundary. He has raced to 31 from 26 balls with some brilliant strokes.

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13th over: West Indies 78-2 (Gayle 45, Hetmyer 26) This is such an important partnership, because with Lewis injured West Indies don’t have that much batting to come. Neesham’s second over is a quiet one, with three singles from it.

12th over: West Indies 75-2 (Gayle 43, Hetmyer 25) “Monsieur Cottrell appears to have taken four wickets, three catches (one of them caught-and-bowled) and achieved a run out, thereby participating in seven of the eight NZ wickets to fall,” says Gopal Sankaranarayanan. “Is this unique in World Cup history?”

From memory, although I’d have to check, Sir Richard Hadlee had a hand in seven wickets against Sri Lanka at Bristol on 13 June 1983.

11th over: West Indies 71-2 (Gayle 41, Hetmyer 24) Jimmy Neesham replaces Trent Boult (5-1-16-2), and Hetmyer helps himself to three high-class boundaries – two pulls and a gorgeous cover drive. He is just a joy to watch.

10th over: West Indies 59-2 (Gayle 41, Hetmyer 12) Lockie Ferguson replaces Matt Henry, who deserved better than figures of 4-0-32-0, and not only because he’s in my fantasy team. Hetmyer slams a scintillating pull through midwicket for four – but he gets away with one off the next delivery, mistiming another pull stroke that lands just in front of Southee running back from mid-on. Gayle finishes the over with a deft clip wide of short fine leg for four. He has 41 from 38 balls, including 36 from the last 15.

9th over: West Indies 50-2 (Gayle 37, Hetmyer 7) A beautiful inswinging yorker from Boult is inside edged for four by Gayle, a kind of Flamingo/Natmeg hybrid played with his back foot in the air.

8th over: West Indies 44-2 (Gayle 32, Hetmyer 6) Gayle is dropped! He heaved Henry miles in the air towards fine leg, where Boult put down a difficult, swirling chance as he dived forward. To compound his agita, the ball ran away for four.

And to compound the bowler Henry’s misery, Gayle smacked the next two balls for six! He pulled a 98-metre beast down the ground and then swatted a hook over backward square leg. Gayle has scored 27 from his last 10 deliveries. Evening, Christopher.

India have beaten Afghanistan by 11 runs in a heartbreaking classic, which ended with Mohammad Shami taking a hat-trick. Congratulations to him. Yeah, congratulations. Thanks for shooting Bambi, mate.

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7th over: West Indies 26-2 (Gayle 15, Hetmyer 6) The new batsman Shimron Hetmyer gets off the mark with a wristy clip for four.

Afghanistan are going to lose. Mohammad Nabi has gone, his team need 12 from 3 balls, and I’ve just unfriended Mother Cricket.

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Well bowled Trent Boult! He sends down a shorter, wider bouncer to Pooran, who takes on the hook shot but has no chance of controlling it because of the line and length. It goes straight up in the air and is claimed by the keeper Tom Latham.

6th over: West Indies 20-1 (Gayle 15, Pooran 1) Evening Christopher. After scoring five from his first 23 deliveries, Gayle adds 10 from the next two. First he works Henry around the corner for four; then he launches an effortless six over midwicket.

Afghanistan, alas, are facing defeat against India. They need 16 from the final over.

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5th over: West Indies 9-1 (Gayle 5, Pooran 1) Pooran gets off the mark with a slightly loose cut stroke that flies through the vacant backward point area. Gayle is then beaten, groping optimistically at an outswinger from Boult. New Zealand have started excellently, and if they get Gayle they could run away with this.

More importantly, Afghanistan need 21 from 12 balls to beat India.

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4th over: West Indies 6-1 (Gayle 3, Pooran 0) Another quiet over from Matt Henry. The TV sound and pictures are slightly out of sync, with the sound a split-second ahead. Such unstelling weirdness always makes me feel like I’m in a David Lynch film.

“We are away!” says Colum Farrelly. “We are all watching the match on the telly while chatting to you here. (We aren’t stupid, you know.)”

Mohammad Nabi is given out LBW - but it’s overturned on review! Oh my giddy goodness.

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3rd over: West Indies 3-1 (Gayle 2, Pooran 0) Nicholas Pooran is the new batsman. I suspect Lewis will only bat in an emergency.

“I know you’ve been fielding suggestions for alternative formats to avoid dead rubbers and drawn-out group stages,” says Sam Collier. “I will leave for you to decide if this is McCullum/Morgan-esque fresh and funky thinking or just idiotic (I think I know which way I’m leaning) but what about some kind of squash ladder affair? A round robin, teams initially ordered in reverse ICC ranking with the winning team moving one place above the team they defeat. Top four play semis as per the current format. It’d certainly keep the tension going right to the end...”

Mohammad Nabi has just tonked Bumrah for six, and to hell with this game! Afghanistan need 25 from 19 balls with three wickets remaining.

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Gone, gone, gone. Hope has an extravagant flash at a very wide delivery from Boult and drags it back onto the stumps. West Indies are in trouble, again, already.

Go away! Go and follow the Afghanistan game! They need 32 from 23 balls to beat India, for heaven’s sake.

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2nd over: West Indies 2-0 (Gayle 1, Hope 1) Matt Henry shares the new ball. Gayle will take his time, as he always does, and he gets off the mark with a single from his 11th delivery.

Rashid Khan has gone at the Ageas Bowl. It’s slipping away from Afghanistan, although Mohammad Nabi is still there. They need 35 from 26 with three wickets remaining.

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1st over: West Indies 0-0 (Gayle 0, Hope 0) Shai Hope is opening the batting in place of Evin Lewis, who hurt himself in the field this afternoon. Trent Boult takes the first over for New Zealand, and his second ball is a good bumper that hits Chris Gayle on the shoulder.

The new ball swung for Sheldon Cottrell earlier in the day, and it does the same for Boult. Gayle leaves one outswinger, defends a straight one and is content to play out a maiden.

The New Zealand players stroll onto the field, looking pretty relaxed. They know this is a stiff target for West Indies on a slightly sluggish pitch.

Afghanistan watch They need 49 from 36 balls with four wickets remaining. But 12 of those balls will be bowled by Jasprit Bumrah, so India are strong favourites now.

Related: Afghanistan chasing 225 to beat India: Cricket World Cup 2019 – live!

“Weird eh?” says Dave Langlois. “England lose a match in which they score two centuries and then fail to chase 200 and spit against a semi underdog. Windies are in with a shout here against the unbeaten Kiwis especially if Gayle turbocharges them. And Afghanistan . . . as I write they need just over a run a ball in the last 9 overs with 5 wickets left. Maybe the fear of dead rubbers was premature.”

It will still take a very unlikely twist for anyone to break into the top four, although England are giving it their best shot. I’m still slightly in shock after yesterday’s game.

NEW WORLD CUP RECORD:
Most runs in a @cricketworldcup without being dismissed:
332* (at 147*) Kane Williamson in 2019
326 @KumarSanga2 in 2015
271 Martin Guptill in 2015
253 Ricky Ponting in 2003/07 #CWC19#Williamson

Afghanistan have lost their sixth wicket at the Ageas Bowl. They need 59 from 51 balls - but Mohammad Nabi is still there, and Rashid Khan has just walked out to join him. This, as Nasser says, is the game right here.

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Thanks Simon, hello everyone. I’ll be honest: I don’t want to be here. It’s not you. It’s not even me. It’s Afghanistan. They have a chance - an outside chance, but still a chance - of an immortal victory over India, and you can/should/must follow that game here. I’ll still be here when it’s finished, watching West Indies chase 292 to beat New Zealand and stay in the tournament. Please return at your leisure.

So West Indies need 292 to win, at 5.84 an over. Rob Smyth will take you through their reply: all emails to him here, please. Bye!

Sheldon Cottrell has a chat:

Every time I step onto the pitch I enjoy it, to the fullest. I was surprised myself [by the swing], but when I saw it swinging I just bowled full. I saw it in the warm-up, that we were going to get a little bit of swing, and I just did my best. When there’s swing I’m very dangerous. We’re generally good as a unit, we work hard every day with the fielding coach. We just have to enjoy everything we do, fielding, batting, bowling. I think it’s a reasomnable score. It’s not a siwkcet that you can blast away on, so we just need to get a start and take it from there.

50th over: New Zealand 291-8 (Henry 0*) That leaves Brathwaite to complete the innings, and Santner cracks the ball high over midwicket, where it drops over Hetmyer’s head and into the front row of the stand. That’s the fourth ball of the over; the remaining two both bring wickets.

Four wickets, two catches and a run-out: Cottrell has stamped his name all over this innings. Santner goes down the ground but doesn’t get enough on it, and Cottrell is underneath it when it comes down to earth!

49th over: New Zealand 281-6 (Neesham 27, Santner 1) Cottrell completes his five-for-in-all-but-name with his first ball. De Grandhomme is having a fine tournament, and having smeared 16 from six that was quite the bonus. Neesham though thwacks his final delivery of the day through midwicket for four, and Cottrell finishes with four (and a half) wickets for 56 from his 10 overs.

Neesham hits this back to the bowler, who sees De Grandhomme, backing up, in his peripheral vision as he stoops to gather the ball, spins and throws down the stumps!

48th over: New Zealand 270-5 (Neesham 18, De Grandhomme 16) Brathwaite bowls shortish and wideish and De Grandhomme lifts the ball nicely to third man for four. The bowler doesn’t make that mistake again. Then a drop, as De Grandhomme lifts the last to Hetmyer at deep cover, and though it comes to him high and fast he gets two hands to it but only pushes it over the rope!

47th over: New Zealand 253-5 (Neesham 17, De Grandhomme 1) Williamson took 75 balls over his 50 and 124 over his century. He’s finally dismissed for 148 off 154, going for the six that would have caught him up to a run a ball. He tried to hoist it over midwicket but it flew up off the splice, went extraordinarily high and spent a couple of weeks up in the air, allowing Hope to run about 30m to get underneath it, gloves ready, as it finally falls to earth.

Finally, after three matches, two weeks and in excess of 300 runs, someone has got Williamson out! And it’s Sheldon Cottrell again!

46th over: New Zealand 250-4 (Williamson 148, Neesham 15) Neesham lifts the ball to deep square leg, where Brathwaite catches it and throws it back into play, but his foot touches the rope in the meantime. Great fielding, but it’s still a six!

45th over: New Zealand 239-4 (Williamson 147, Neesham 5) Williamson has the pedal to the metal now, going down on one knee to lift the ball over midwicket for a one-bounce four. It’s the only boundary in the over, but they scurry another seven.

44th over: New Zealand 228-4 (Williamson 138, Neesham 3) Brathwaite scores a direct hit from mid-on, with New Zealand scampering a quick single, but Neesham is home with room to spare. Then comes Williamson’s little let-off, which he celebrates by crashing the next ball past point for four, and then hoisting the last over deep square leg for the day’s first six!

Bravo only gathered the ball after it had landed, and Williamson remains unbeaten!

Looked like a fabulous diving catch from Bravo behind the stumps, but the umpire seems unconvinced. After a chat they send it upstairs, and the soft signal is out!

43rd over: New Zealand 217-4 (Williamson 128, Neesham 2) Nurse cuts as clinically as any surgeon, working the ball away for four. How dearly West Indies would love to see the back of him, not that they seem to have any particular plan except for crossing their fingers.

42nd over: New Zealand 210-4 (Williamson 123, Neesham 0) Cottrell again is the man with the plan: he has three wickets for 31 from seven overs, while his team-mates have a combined one from 35.

Latham tries to lift the ball over midwicket but sends it straight up in the air, and Cottrell just stands still and waits for it to drop into his hands!

41st over: New Zealand 206-3 (Williamson 121, Latham 10) Gayle is back on the field, which is just as well otherwise both teams would have lost both their openers without any of them contributing a run. Nurse’s over is pretty decent, with three singles coming off it, until Williamson nicks the last just past Shai Hope’s right shoulder for four.

40th over: New Zealand 199-3 (Williamson 116, Latham 8) Holder’s back, and Williamson pulls the first to fine leg for a very handsome four, drives the next to extra cover for four more, and then gets a thick edge, which would have been gobbled up by slip if there was one. It’s as close as he’s come to a risk in a basically faultless innings.

39th over: New Zealand 187-3 (Williamson 106, Latham 6) Nurse returns, and four singles follow.

38th over: New Zealand 183-3 (Williamson 104, Latham 4) Williamson clips one down to fine leg for four, and in so doing reaches his century. He has still been dismissed only once in the World Cup, and only once in his last four innings (before this run, he ended an innings unbeaten just twice in four years). It’s a truly remarkable run (albeit that having come against Bangladesh, Bangladesh, Afghanistan, South Africa and West Indies, a genuinely committed quibbler might quibble).

Kane Williamson filling his boots #cwc19oldtrafford

37th over: New Zealand 176-3 (Williamson 99, Latham 2) Holder returns, becoming the sixth different bowler in the last seven overs. After a couple of singles Williamson finds himself on strike, and on 99. He leaves the next three.

36th over: New Zealand 174-3 (Williamson 98, Latham 1) Roach is back with his penultimate over. Williamson opens it with a couple of pairs, or a pair of couples, as a Mexican wave ripples around the ground. Gayle, meanwhile, leaves the field, presumably for treatment to that post-celebration shoulder.

35th over: New Zealand 169-3 (Williamson 93, Latham 1) Gayle punches the air in celebration as the wicket falls, and then clutches his shoulder as if he dislocated it mid-punch. Happily, he appears to have recovered. He is also now apparently West Indies’ all-time leading wicket-taker in ODIs against New Zealand, with 22. That’s despite the fact that his last wicket against them was in January 2009.

The partnership is broken! Taylor lifts the ball to mid off, where Holder takes a straightforward (for a man of his stature) high catch!

34th over: New Zealand 166-2 (Williamson 92, Taylor 69) Taylor starts backing away from the stumps to enable a bit of a swing, but Brathwaite spots him and follows him. He eventually gets a single, and West Indies take a couple of minutes reshuffling their fielders. for Williamson There’s nobody at deep extra cover, though, and that’s where the next ball goes.

33rd over: New Zealand 158-2 (Williamson 86, Taylor 67) Chris Gayle is having a bowl now. Five singles and a last-ball dot are the result. This is now the biggest third-wicket partnership in World Cup history, standing as it now does on 151.

32nd over: New Zealand 153-2 (Williamson 83, Taylor 65) Just three off the over. There hasn’t been a cheaper over since No11, though there have been two other threes. “Carlos Brathwaite is fielding right in front of us, and since that legendary first over he’s been getting a certain amount of banter (from the likes of us) for every stop, and especially for the occasional miss,” writes Alistair Connor. It was, to be fair, one of the all-time greatest fielding foul-ups, a work of comic genius. He’s got it coming. “He’s very quick for a big man.”

31st over: New Zealand 150-2 (Williamson 82, Taylor 63) Six off the over, all singles. Another update from West Indies HQ: “Evin Lewis has a right hamstring strain and is unlikely to return to the field. Fabian Allen will remain on as the substitute.” He will thus be unable to bat higher than No7, which is a blow (though given that Lewis got one against Australia and two against England, though of course there was that 70 against Bangladesh, perhaps only a minor one).

30th over: New Zealand 144-2 (Williamson 79, Taylor 60) Thomas lumbers back for more, and Williamson slaps his first delivery wide of mid-off for four.

29th over: New Zealand 136-2 (Williamson 73, Taylor 58) Nurse is being milked like an old dairy cow here. There’s one dot ball, but three singles and a couple of pairs see the score grow by seven in entirely stress-free style. Taylor might not be keeping up with Williamson’s scoring but he’s also faced fewer deliveries, and has a marginally better strike rate at present, 76-75 (plus some minor decimals).

28th over: New Zealand 129-2 (Williamson 67, Taylor 57) Cottrell continues, and Williamson drives beautifully down the ground for four. Then he tries it again, but this time it’s too close to the bowler, who stops it.

27th over: New Zealand 121-2 (Williamson 60, Taylor 56) Nurse bowls, four runs are scored. This partnership is frustratingly competent. They are simply refusing to take risks, and are slurping up run-scoring chances whenever they are offered.

26th over: New Zealand 117-2 (Williamson 57, Taylor 55) West Indies try to make the sailing a little less plain by bringing Cottrell back. The swing he brilliantly exploited in that first over is a distant memory now. Five runs off it. Here’s a report on another West Indies side who have been in action in England this weekend:

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25th over: New Zealand 112-2 (Williamson 53, Taylor 54) Nurse continues, and yields a string of singles. The only ball that doesn’t bring a single is the last, and that goes for two leg byes.

24th over: New Zealand 105-2 (Williamson 50, Taylor 47) Three dots and then a lot of applause, with a polite ovation as New Zealand’s score ticks past 100, and another as Williamson completes his half-century with a single, and another as Taylor reaches his with a four to long on.

23rd over: New Zealand 99-2 (Williamson 49, Taylor 47) Nurse, whose five overs against Australia constituted his only bowling of the tournament, comes on with some of that much-requested spin. Four singles follow.

22nd over: New Zealand 95-2 (Williamson 47, Taylor 45) Roach comes back to bowl his seventh over, and it’s as tidy as the first six, bringing just one run, until Taylor spoils it by touching the last to fine leg for four.

21st over: New Zealand 90-2 (Williamson 46, Taylor 41) Nine off Brathwaite’s over, in which Williamson looks so comfortable he might as well be in a jacuzzi. One boundary, the rest not so much run as strolled, as if in flip-flops and bathrobes.

20th over: New Zealand 81-2 (Williamson 38, Taylor 40) On Sky, a succession of commentators are begging for some spin, with the Holder/Thomas/Brathwaite axis repeatedly asking the same question, rather than offering any particularly different ones. Taylor pumps the last, from Thomas, through the covers for four.

@Simon_Burnton gidday from me and Stanley. Our mixed NZ-WI group of supporters are loving it so far. That first over even captured the full attention of my non-cricket-comprehending wife... Anything can happen from here, and it's all good. pic.twitter.com/U12qWymodb

19th over: New Zealand 76-2 (Williamson 37, Taylor 36) Another change of bowling, with Carlos Brathwaite coming in. He bowls a bouncer to Taylor, and the batsman shields himself with his blade. The ball could really have gone anywhere - Taylor was looking the other way by the time it arrived, and had absolutely no control over it - but it fell safely.

18th over: New Zealand 73-2 (Williamson 35, Taylor 35) Taylor drives straight, and though Nurse gives chase he gets gradually further away from the ball, and thus can’t stop it reaching the boundary. The good ship New Zealand looks to have been settled, with neither Holder nor Thomas really threatening.

17th over: New Zealand 67-2 (Williamson 34, Taylor 30) Williamson drives past extra cover for four, lovely shot. Four more, all in singles, arrive as the square leg/deep midwicket fielders get a bit of a workout.

16th over: New Zealand 59-2 (Williamson 28, Taylor 28) Three runs here, and this partnership has now added 52 runs, off 92 balls. Despite that, and also because of it, Sky’s score predictor currently reads 296.

15th over: New Zealand 56-2 (Williamson 25, Taylor 28) Holder’s first ball is pulled for four with maximal ferocity by Taylor. The run rate is climbing now, and New Zealand’s stress levels falling, a situation they will now toast with some drinks.

14th over: New Zealand 48-2 (Williamson 23, Taylor 22) Oshane Thomas has a bowl, and Williamson, given a bit of width, cuts nicely for four. Then, off the last, a leading edge that floats to mid-off, where there’s nobody around the take the catch.

New Zealand are getting this under control. In the first 10 overs, they played 18% false shots - since then, they've played 9%. However, they aren't pulling away. Their WinViz fell to 53% after Munro's wicket, and hasn't risen since then. #CWC19

13th over: New Zealand 43-2 (Williamson 19, Taylor 21) There’s a lovely clip which is replayed before the over starts of Williamson working the ball to a fielder and calling “no!”, before dropping his head in frustration and exasperation. Taylor works out a bit of his with a lofted bosh over midwicket for four, the first boundary for nine overs.

12th over: New Zealand 36-2 (Williamson 18, Taylor 15) That’s Roach’s sixth over, which have cost a combined 15 runs. There are absolutely no freebies being handed out here. Williamson works one to fine leg, where a fielder reaches it just before the rope and nicely sidefoots it to a team-mate.

11th over: New Zealand 32-2 (Williamson 16, Taylor 15) After two dots Holder bowls a no-ball (just), but makes amends with a wide bouncer, which Taylor swings at and misses. Three more dots follow, as does this announcement from the West Indies: “West Indies opener Evin Lewis is being assessed by physio due to a pain in his right hamstring received while fielding,” they say. “Fabian Allen is on as substitute. Stay tuned for for further updates.”

10th over: New Zealand 30-2 (Williamson 15, Taylor 15) Roach however continues, and it’s another fine over. I can only recall one genuinely sub-par delivery from him, which Taylor smashed away for four. Two off this over, which makes this the lowest post-PP1 score of the competition so far.

9th over: New Zealand 28-2 (Williamson 15, Taylor 13) A first bowling change sees Holder replace Cottrell. After three runs from three overs and with both openers already out, West Indies could perhaps have gone for the jugular, rather than for run-restriction. Three off the over.

8th over: New Zealand 25-2 (Williamson 14, Taylor 11) Roach bowls shortish and slowish to Williamson, who has absolutely no idea where the ball’s going and just freezes. It hits his glove and drops safely. It’s the day’s third maiden. “Great atmosphere here at Old Trafford, which is just as well after the funereal mood I was in last night,” writes Guy Hornsby. “The Windies look absolutely up for this, particularly Cotterell, and there’s few things in sport that are more essential than that. We’ve got a game on here.”

7th over: New Zealand 25-2 (Williamson 14, Taylor 11) Williamson hits the last to Brathwaite at mid-off, who dives to get a hand on the ball. Williamson’s feet then slide out from under him as he turns for a second, forcing hi to settle for the one.

6th over: New Zealand 22-2 (Williamson 12, Taylor 10) Roach gets his line to Taylor absolutely perfect, the ball just nipping past the edge. Then he does edge one, but it doesn’t quite carry to Gayle! Another maiden, and West Indies are bowling excellently from both ends right now. India, meanwhile, have finished their innings on 224-8.

5th over: New Zealand 22-2 (Williamson 12, Taylor 10) Taylor takes a risky single to midwicket, and just about makes his ground before the fielder scores a direct hit, and that’s the only scoring this over. Meanwhile in today’s other game, India are on 222 with three balls to go, against Afghanistan. Now that would be an upset.

4th over: New Zealand 21-2 (Williamson 12, Taylor 9) With the openers gone, this pair are the only Kiwi batsmen to have scored more than 75 runs in this World Cup so far. If West Indies can break this partnership fairly quickly, a whole world of opportunity opens up. Williamson edges just wide of Gayle at slip, whose lusty rightward flop is to no avail, and gets four for it.

3rd over: New Zealand 14-2 (Williamson 7, Taylor 7) Oooh! A couple of snorters here from Cottrell whistle across Williamson and just past the edge. Lovely, lively stuff, and a maiden over.

2nd over: New Zealand 14-2 (Williamson 7, Taylor 7) Kemar Roach bowls too wide to Taylor, who flays it away for four. There’s movement here for both bowlers, who have bowled much fuller than in previous World Cup matches and exploited it excellently. Taylor chips the last in the air towards cover, but it doesn’t quite make it.

West Indies have far and away the most effective new ball attack in this #CWC19. They're taking a wicket ever 24 balls in the first Powerplay - and they've already removed the Kiwi openers in Manchester. pic.twitter.com/YEwGA30Ihb

1st over: New Zealand 10-2 (Williamson 7, Taylor 3) Well, well. As well as two wickets, the first over features a classic bit of fielding from Carlos Brathwaite, chasing down a clip through the covers, who dives a little too early and, at full stretch, completely misses the ball, which continues unmolested towards the rope. It’s stopped by Shai Hope just before it gets there, but the batsmen run four anyway. That was pure slapstick. Also, Evin Lewis has limped off, back towards the dressing room.

That’s both openers out first ball! A perfect yorker from Cottrell bursts through Munro’s defences and dismantles the stumps, and Cottrell’s saluting again!

And they’ve got him! Cottrell’s full delivery swings into Guptill back pad on its way towards leg stump, and what a start that is for West Indies!

There’s a loud lbw shout, but the umpire shakes his head. They go upstairs!

Anthems sung, preamble complete, the batsmen head to the middle. Lovely little fluffy clouds decorate a blue sky. It’s on.

New Zealand have played the same team in every game; West Indies haven’t played the same team in any two games. That just about sums the two teams’ competitions so far. Anyway, they’re out and ready for some anthems!

The teams in full, then:

New Zealand: Martin Guptill, Colin Munro, Kane Williamson (c), Ross Taylor, Tom Latham (wk), James Neesham, Colin de Grandhomme, Mitchell Santner, Matt Henry, Lockie Ferguson, Trent Boult.
West Indies: Chris Gayle, Evin Lewis, Shai Hope (wk), Nicholas Pooran, Shimron Hetmyer, Jason Holder (c), Carlos Brathwaite, Ashley Nurse, Kemar Roach, Sheldon Cottrell, Oshane Thomas.

Andre Russell is out, one of three changes for West Indies. Darren Bravo and Shannon Gabriel are also out, Kemar Roach, Ashley Nurse and Carlos Brathwaite are in.

“It’s important with the bat in hand we do the job first up,” says Kane Williamson. “We know the threat the West Indies pose. They can beat anyone and they’ve got world-class players.” His team is unchanged.

“It looks a pretty good wicket,” says Jason Holder. “Everybody’s up for the game and we’ve just got to bring our best game. We just haven’t been consistent. We’ve got to tighten up our game, and I’m sure we can come up with the goods today.”

Waiting for the toss, with the sun shining over Old Trafford. It looks like a perfect day for this kind of thing.

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Having won only the first of their five matches so far, West Indies find themselves probably having to win every remaining game if they are to make the semi-finals. Given that India are next up for them, at Old Trafford on Thursday, it seems a tough ask. But where there’s life there’s hope, and all that. We certainly haven’t seen the best of this team yet, and they were pretty close to beating Australia despite several misfiring batsmen. If Chris Gayle (who is averaging 26.75 at this tournament), Evin Lewis (24.33) and Andre Russell (just 12) can turn up this time, there is no reason why they can’t win this, and any, one. The Gayle/Lewis opening partnership is averaging a miserable 5.66 across three innings, by a very considerable margin the worst of any pair to have played more than one game together. By contrast New Zealand’s Guptill/Munro are contributing 61.33 to the average innings, and scored the 137 runs needed to beat Sri Lanka on their own. West Indies scored 421 when they played New Zealand in a warm-up last month, and need to return to that kind of form, sharpish.

If they do, or even close, this could be a belter.

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Pakistan set South Africa target of 309: Cricket World Cup 2019 – live!

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42nd over: South Africa 197-6 (Phehlukwayo 3, Morris 3) Phehlukwayo survives a big LBW appeal after missing a reverse sweep at Shadab. He was hit on the full and it looked very close; Joel Wilson said not out.

41st over: South Africa 193-6 (Phehlukwayo 2, Morris 1)

Another one gone! Miller makes room to blast Afridi through the off side. He misses, Afridi hits with a slower ball, and South Africa are heading for another heavy defeat.

40th over: South Africa 189-5 (Miller 30, Phehlukwayo 0) So, South Africa are officially out of the World Cup, and Pakistan will enter Wednesday’s game against New Zealand in Cornered Tiger mode. If they win their last three matches they may yet sneak into the semis ahead of England or even New Zealand.

David Miller has an LBW decision overturned on review. He tried to sweep a googly from Shadab and was given out, but reviewed it instantly. Replays showed why he was so confident: there was a slight underedge onto the pad.

Pakistan have taken a catch! It was a smart, aggressive move from Sarfaraz to bring back Shadab at a time when South Africa had to take so many risks, and he struck with his fourth ball. van der Dussen sliced a big shot high in the air towards cover, where Hafeez just about held on.

39th over: South Africa 186-4 (van der Dussen 35, Miller 29) Miller has given this South African innings some belated urgency. The required rate is surely too high, though. A fine over from Wahab, including a couple of terrific slower balls, pushes it above 11.

38th over: South Africa 182-4 (van der Dussen 33, Miller 27) A big over for South Africa - 14 from it. Miller lashes Shaheen through the covers for four, and then van der Dussen clouts a mighty six over midwicket. South Africa still have an outside chance, although they need almost 11 an over.

37th over: South Africa 168-4 (van der Dussen 26, Miller 21) Both South African batsmen are dropped off consecutive Wahab deliveries! Oh, Pakistan. The keeper Sarfaraz put down a fairly simple chance to catch van der Dussen, and Amir dropped an even easier one at third man to dismiss Miller.

“While we’re on the topic,” says Abhijato Sensarma, “Mickey Arthur always looks like he’s just seen Vince edge another one to second slip.”

36th over: South Africa 163-4 (van der Dussen 23, Miller 19) Shaheen Afridi returns to the attack and almost picks up van der Dussen, who walks across, misses, and is lucky that the ball sneaks past his leg stump.

35th over: South Africa 160-4 (van der Dussen 23, Miller 17) Wahab replaces Imad Wasim and is biffed through extra cover for four by Miller. His groin injury doesn’t seem to be affecting him too much. His power hitting is South Africa’s best chance of an unlikely victory. They need 149 from the last 15 overs.

“How good has the renaissance of Amir been?” says Andrew Hurley. “I know there have been many impressive fast bowlers in the World Cup, but Amir has generally been bowling at the other end to a bowler leaking a lot of runs, so perhaps for that reason (if stats alone don’t show it?), I would have him slightly ahead...”

34th over: South Africa 152-4 (van der Dussen 21, Miller 11) A nasty lifter from Amir is taken on the glove by van der Dussen. Amir has bowled two high-class spells: 4-1-9-1 and 3-0-10-1.

33rd over: South Africa 150-4 (van der Dussen 20, Miller 10) Miller, on the run, drives Imad’s first delivery over the top for four. Imad finishes a useful spell with figures of 10-0-48-0, and South Africa are running out of time. They need 159 from 17 overs.

“Dear Rob,” writes Renuka Dhinakaran. “My poor husband Anand, a frequent OBO commentator, has gone through a day of Lego workshop and gym show week with our kid while the Pak v SA match has been happening. He didn’t snarl as he usually would have and I’m grateful to OBO for that. This also seems to be a good time and place to tell him that he has to take the trash out.”

32nd over: South Africa 143-4 (van der Dussen 19, Miller 4) Mohammad Amir drops Miller off his own bowling! He clasped the ball in his right hand but it fell out when his elbow hit the ground. That would have put him out on his own as the leading wickettaker in the tournament.

He has a big appeal for caught behind turned down later in the over when Miller tries to hook. Amir is desperate to review but Sarfaraz turns him down; both have apparently forgotten that Pakistan have already used their review. Not that it matters - there was nothing on Ultra Edge.

31st over: South Africa 140-4 (van der Dussen 18, Miller 2) “Who has been the most frustrating cricketer to watch this World Cup?” says Tuvic Tuslow. “For me, it’s Markram; he’s the Proteas James Vince - looks perennially good, but gets out too soon, too often.”

I think the James Vince Award for most frustrating cricketer at any tournament should go to James Vince, even when he’s not playing.

30th over: South Africa 138-4 (van der Dussen 17, Miller 1) “Hi Rob,” says Jon Salisbury. “Am I not getting something or are these ‘phases won’ stats (like the day’s pie-charts for Tests) a useless gimmick; subjective at best and shows no real feel for the game.”

I’m not a fan, but I suspect they enhance the viewing experience for millions so I’m loath to go the full Bill Murray on them.

Mohammad Amir is wonderful. Pakistan needed a wicket; he delivered it with the third ball of a new spell. du Plessis clouted a cross-seam delivery miles in the air, and Sarfaraz waved everyone away before taking the catch. Amir has his 15th wicket of the tournament, a spectacular personal performance in a hitherto losing team.

29th over: South Africa 133-3 (du Plessis 61, van der Dussen 15) South Africa need 176 from 21 overs. Hmm.

“Although she’s proudly Australian, and tribal, Ashleigh Barty’s also one of our own,” says John Starbuck. “Some of her family (on her Mum’s side) are still in Nottingham and she played for quite a while at the West Bridgford Tennis Club, not far from Trent Bridge. Well done her!”

28th over: South Africa 130-3 (du Plessis 60, van der Dussen 13) van der Dussen spanks Shadab straight back over his head, and the ball just evades the stretching Amir as he runs round the boundary. To compound Mickey Arthur’s visible frustration, the ball bounces up onto Amir and over the boundary for four. du Plessis completes a good over for South Africa – 12 from it – with a lusty slog sweep for four.

27th over: South Africa 118-3 (du Plessis 55, van der Dussen 6) Still no boundaries for South Africa – the last was in the 19th over – but they are at least in a rhythm of scoring from most deliveries. It might be time to bring back Mohammad Amir for a couple of overs.

Meanwhile, this.

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26th over: South Africa 112-3 (du Plessis 51, van der Dussen 4) The captain du Plessis drives Shadab for a single to reach a dogged fifty from 66 balls. There’s a single from every delivery in that over.

25th over: South Africa 106-3 (du Plessis 48, van der Dussen 1) Pakistan are squeezing the life out of South Africa. The last six overs, all bowled by Shadab and Imad, have brought two wickets and only 16 runs.

Well, that was odd. du Plessis tried to force Imad off the back foot, prompting a huge appeal for caught behind from Sarfaraz and then an instant review. But there was nothing on Ultra Edge, so du Plessis survives.

Sarfaraz is certain this is out.

24th over: South Africa 103-3 (du Plessis 46, van der Dussen 0) A wicket maiden from Shadab, and this has has the feel of a matchwinning spell from Shadab: 5-1-17-2.

Markram has gone, cleaned up by a lovely flipper from Shadab. It may have kept a little low, too, and Markram was left looking pretty silly as he tried to cut a ball that skidded on to hit the stumps.

23rd over: South Africa 103-2 (du Plessis 46, Markram 7) A slightly better over for South Africa, but still only five from it. Faf du Plessis hasn’t hit a boundary since the 12th over.

22nd over: South Africa 98-2 (du Plessis 43, Markram 5) Just three singles from the over again, this time Shadab the bowler. South Africa need 211 from 28 overs, and you would be unwise to stake your mortgage on them.

21st over: South Africa 95-2 (du Plessis 42, Markram 3) Imad Wasim returns, a logical tactic with a new batsman at the crease. Sarfaraz will want him and Shadab to hurry through a few cheap overs, the old Combined Universities 1989 tactic. Three singles from the over.

20th over: South Africa 92-2 (du Plessis 41, Markram 1)

This a huge wicket for Pakistan. de Kock slog-sweeps Shadab high towards deep square leg, where Imam-ul-Haq takes an excellent low catch as the ball dips sharply. The umpires went upstairs to check the catch, but it was fine and de Kock has gone.

19th over: South Africa 90-1 (de Kock 47, du Plessis 40) Punishing stuff from de Kock, who squirts Wahab for four and then picks him up over long leg for a big six.

18th over: South Africa 77-1 (de Kock 36, du Plessis 38) de Kock swings Shadab on the bounce to the man at deep midwicket. That brings one of four singles from another quiet over. The required rate has sneaked up to 7.25 per over.

17th over: South Africa 73-1 (de Kock 34, du Plessis 36) de Kock has a windy woof at Wahab, who is working up a decent pace. He rams a couple of bouncers over the head of de Kock, who then swings freely over midwicket for a single. That’s drinks.

16th over: South Africa 70-1 (de Kock 32, du Plessis 35) Quinton de Kock slog-sweeps the new bowler Shadab Khan emphatically forsix. He is looking ominous; after scoring 12 from his first 32 deliveries, he’s added 20 from the last 15.

15th over: South Africa 62-1 (de Kock 25, du Plessis 34)

14th over: South Africa 59-1 (de Kock 23, du Plessis 33) de Kock drives Imad handsomely over extra cover for four. Imad responds excellently and almost dismisses du Plessis on three occasions: a checked drive fell just short of the bowler, and two deliveries from around the wicket almost sneaked between bat and pad.

“In other news,” says Abhijato Sensarma. “part-time excellent cricket player, full-time amazing tennis player Ashleigh Barty is the new world No1 after winning the Birmingham title. Congratulations!”

13th over: South Africa 53-1 (de Kock 18, du Plessis 32)Wahab replaces Afridi (4-0-18-0), starting with a zestful over that goes for a couple. South Africa need 6.91 per over.

12th over: South Africa 51-1 (de Kock 17, du Plessis 31)Quinton de Kock gets his first boundary in the 12th over, driving Imad Wasim through extra cover for four. This is a good spell for South Africa. It’s time, I suspect, for a bit of Wahab Riaz.

“Hello Rob,” says Geoff Wignall. “I know he was a very naughty boy - though I always thought his punishment was at the upper limit of reasonable - but seeing Amir and his mojo back in harness is probably the greatest single, context-free delight of this World Cup to date. Who knows, despite the lost years perhaps he can do an Anderson over the next decade. It’d be lovely to see him get to play in the final.”

11th over: South Africa 44-1 (de Kock 12, du Plessis 29)When Afridi gets his line and length right – just full of good, inviting the drive without enabling it – he looks pretty threatening. But he’s a little erratic, as 19-year-olds are wont to be; when he bowls one delivery a touch too straight, du Plessis flicks wristily through midwicket for four more.

10th over: South Africa 38-1 (de Kock 11, du Plessis 24)Looks like the post has been delayed. The left-arm spinner Imad Wasim is coming into the attack, which should mean a bit of respite for South Africa. du Plessis, on the walk, crunches a boundary down the ground.

9th over: South Africa 32-1 (de Kock 10, du Plessis 19) du Plessis is dropped! He edged a drive off Shaheen to the left of backward point, where Shadab Khan flew like a goalkeeper but was unable to hang on. That would have been a great catch. Both these batsmen have now been given a life. Often that’s a positive for a batting team, but at the moment it feels like another wicket is in the post.

8th over: South Africa 31-1 (de Kock 10, du Plessis 18) du Plessis, on the drive, edges Amir wide of the only slip at catchable height. It’s been a top-class opening spell from Amir: 4-1-9-1.

7th over: South Africa 28-1 (de Kock 9, du Plessis 17) Shaheen Afridi beats du Plessis with a beautiful delivery – just full of a good length and moving enough off the seam to beat the edge. He’s only 19 but has the tools to be a great. Mind you, I always thought that about Steven Finn. A good over from Shaheen; three from it.

“Afternoon Rob,” says Brian Withington. “There was I robustly condemning a complete waste of Pakistan’s review loudly enough for anyone listening out in the kitchen. Cue pause and pregnant silence, broken only by a polite query from the distance ‘You wouldn’t have made a mistake by any chance, would you, father?’ Not for the first time, I am left to contemplate the vagaries of my certain opinion.”

6th over: South Africa 26-1 (de Kock 7, du Plessis 15) de Kock is beaten again, this time by some sharp seam movement from the superb Amir. He gets hold of a back-foot drive later in the over, and Fakhar makes a fine diving stop to save three runs.

“Afternoon Rob,” says Simon McMahon. “My head is beginning to hurt regarding the possible permutations for the remaining group matches and who needs to do what to qualify. Thankfully we have the OBO to make it all really simple. Now, here’s my question. I have tickets to see Pakistan v Bangladesh at Lord’s on 5 July. What are the chances that it will be a winner-takes-all match for the final qualification place, perhaps leading to scenes reminiscent of Northampton in 1999?”

5th over: South Africa 23-1 (de Kock 6, du Plessis 14) Shaheen Afridi replaces Mohammad Hafeez. His first ball is angled across du Plessis, who is lucky to inside-edge a leaden-footed drive past the stumps for four. There is no luck involved off the last delivery, however, which du Plessis thumps through extra cover for four.

4th over: South Africa 15-1 (de Kock 6, du Plessis 6) The world is a better place when Mohammad Amir is on a roll. Nobody in world cricket has quite the same combination of skill and haal, bitter and sweet. He swerves a fine delivery past the edge of de Kock, who can’t get any of the subsequent deliveries past the infield. A maiden.

“Hello Rob from Kampala Uganda,” writes Vali Jamal. “I delayed eating my lunch to coincide the one at the match. What do they serve? Curries? CTM? Biryani? Amla and Tahir would love that. Or are the British still chaffy about spice smells? Myself I made do with a spiced omelette from the street.”

3rd over: South Africa 15-1 (de Kock 6, du Plessis 6) Hafeez continues, with an unspoken invitation to de Kock to try his luck hitting over the top. He politely declines the invitation for now, but he does feather a classy cover drive for three.

2nd over: South Africa 8-1 (de Kock 1, du Plessis 4) The new batsman Faf du Plessis survives another huge LBW appeal after being hit in the box by a big inswinger. That was definitely missing, but it has been a majestic start from Mohammad Amir. From the end of the 2017 Champions Trophy to the start of this World Cup, he took five wickets in 15 ODIs at an average of 93. In this tournament he’s taken 14 in five matches at an average of 12. Pick that one out!

What a brilliant review from Pakistan! I was sure that was missing leg stump - or at best hitting the outside of it - but Amir was insistent and replays showed why. The ball pitched on middle and leg and straightened sharply to hit Amla on the pad as he flicked across the line. It was hitting the meat of leg stump, and so the in-form Amir strikes with his first ball.

It was from Amir’s first ball. I don’t think this is out; I suspect it’s umpire’s call at best for Pakistan.

1st over: South Africa 4-0 (Amla 2, de Kock 1) de Kock is dropped off his first delivery! He dragged Hafeez towards mid-on, where Wahab muffed an awkward low chance as he dived forward. It was an, a-hem, ambitious shot from de Kock, who came charging down the track straight away, and he was lucky to get away with it.

The players are back on the field, and the first will be bowled by Mohammad Am ... Hafeez.

Thanks Adam, hello everyone. It’s an immutable law of Pakistan cricket that, before they can win a major trophy in a blaze of glory, they must first take in the view from the precipice. They must be on the brink of elimination halfway through the first round, ideally after being thumped by India. It happened at the 1992 World Cup, the 2009 World T20 and the 2017 Champions Trophy, so perhaps this is the start of another sequel, Cornered Tigers 4: For The Haal Of It.

Pakistan are ninth in the table, above only Afghanistan. But if they win their last four matches in the league stage – New Zealand, Afghanistan and Bangladesh are the others – they will reach 11 points. They’d still need a favour from elsewhere, but then that was the case in 1992. It’s on!

Set up beautifully. With both sides having periods in the ascendancy though the 50 overs, both will go into lunch feeling as though they have done plenty right. It sets us up for a fantastic chase on a true Lord’s wicket in front of a very enthusiastic packed house. What more could you want in a World Cup Sunday? For that I’ll leave you with the great Rob Smyth. Thanks for your emails! Bye!

Nearly a run out from the last ball, Shadhab unable to heave Ngidi outside the circle, but the throw isn’t on target and the bowler knocks the bails off with his hand. All told, a solid finish for South Africa, giving up just four in the final over and 21 across the last three. But that takes nothing away from Sohail who along with Imad really did put the foot down through the final stanza.

Fine death bowling, this. Ngidi gave Sohail nothing to hit so he made room to try and make something from nothing, a top edge going high in the air to de Kock. The end of a fantastic innings, his 89 coming in 59 balls, three times clearing the ropes. One ball to come.

That’s one way to stop them scoring, Wahab missing Ngidi’s accuate slower ball.

49th over: Pakistan 304-5 (Sohail 88, Wahab 4) Wahab walks out to join Sohail, another man who can hit the ball a very long way as we saw a couple of weeks ago against Australia. Rabada lands his yorker first up, Wahab squeezing two out to midwicket. From the next, another on the crease line, they take the quick single instead so that Sohail can get a pop. But he’s also kept at home base by the yorker, having to give the strike back to Wahab. Excellent over, this. Wahab’s single to third man gets Pakistan to 300, a score they would have taken an hour ago, I reckon. A bumper nearly nails Sohail from the penultimate ball - more fine fast bowling. He has one more chance against Rabada and does make solid contact, clipped out to midwicket for four. Nine off it. Ngidi now to bowl the 50th over.

A solid death over from Ngidi, who mixed up his slower balls and won a miscue from Imad, well taken from Duminy running in from long-off. He did get him away for four down the ground back over the head of the umpire from the previous delivery, but South Africa will take eight runs and a wicket from the 48th.

48th over: Pakistan 295-5 (Sohail 83)

47th over: Pakistan 287-4 (Sohail 81, Imad 17) Rabada has two overs left and will need to be precise or risk going around at his pace, given how well Sohail is seeing them. But he’s off strike first up with one to deep point, moving into the 80s. Imad is just as important now too, repeating the shot that ended up the final over taking two from a ball just pushed into the legside. Super batting. Rabada goes a fraction shorter and Imad knows it is coming, swivelling his hips to help it on its way for four more! Giving Sohail a pop at one ball to finish, he makes sure that he keeps the strike by declining the offer to come back for a second leg bye to midwicket.

46th over: Pakistan 277-4 (Sohail 79, Imad 10) Ngidi has a deep back of tricks he’ll need at the death but Sohail is seeing the ball as well as anyone has in this tournament, middling a punishing pull shot over midwicker for SIX MORE into the Warner Stand. He has hit so many runs into that deep corner of the ground. Off strike with one, Imad smacks two down the ground to raise the half-century stand between the two in 26 balls, the second quickest in the World Cup so far. Imad then bunts down the ground, Sohail again racing back for two. 11 off it.

45th over: Pakistan 266-4 (Sohail 72, Imad 6) Morris is an experienced man who knows how to land his yorker, and does, but he is not supported by Tahir who should have taken Sohail at deep cover but can’t complete the tough chance. They pay the price, Sohail throwing the bat at the next offering, his top edge trickling into the third man rope this time. He’s into the 70s. All told, Morris has done well there giving up just eight. Get yourself a World Cup ton at Lord’s, Haris!

44th over: Pakistan 258-4 (Sohail 65, Imad 5) Imad is straight into it too! He hit out nicely against India last week when all was lost, now getting a chance to make a difference when he matters. Advancing at Phehlukwayo, he slams him through cover to get a four from the first ball he faces. He then cleverly gets off strike to let Sohail go again who clears the rope for SIX at long-off in front of the members! Duminy was back there but in waaay too far from the rope. Sure enough, the set man has another crack, this time at the slower ball, heaving it across the line through the gap. Four more! An outstanding over,16 off it! Sohail is 65 from 43.

43rd over: Pakistan 242-4 (Sohail 54, Imad 0) This is a wonderful hand from Haris Sohail, moving to his half-century in 38 balls with another of those pristine uppercuts, placing Morris perfectly, evading the man running around from third man. Earlier he helped another boundary off his pads, albeit with no bat involved, but that matters little at this stage. He’s taking twos instead of ones now too, using the pace to third man and placing to the right of cover. It all adds up to 13 from the over with a quick single to keep the strike. Fantastic batting, clever batting.

42nd over: Pakistan 229-4 (Sohail 45, Imad 0) Sohail is not deterred by losing Babar at the start of the over, deflecting a boundary to the third man rope. A different approach to the muscle we have seen from the left-hander so far, but all fours are welcome at this stage. If he’s still there at the end, they can get 320.

Babar takes on Phehlukwayo in an attempt to go up the gears but picks up Ngidi at deep cover. He looked to be going a fraction straighter than that but the bat might have twisted as he made contact. The end of a stand worth 81 from 68 balls.

41st over: Pakistan 222-3 (Babar 67, Sohail 40) Tahir excellent again, getting through his tenth and final over for just five singles to the sweepers. I suspect both sides are happy enough with that for the 41st over. Tahir finishes with 2/41. Brill.

“This is Anand, from the Lego party at the beginning of the game.” Hello again! “The scene has now shifted to my son’s gym where he has a show week. So, you might want to reconsider your thoughts about procreating. Any expert parents out there who have come up with excuses to wiggle out of commitments for the sake of cricket? The saving grace at this point is that I will be nicely settled on my sofa by the time the Saffers being their chase. Let’s hope the game can match the drama of last night.” Great to have you back with us. Quality game, this.

40th over: Pakistan 217-3 (Babar 64, Sohail 38) Phehlukwayo gets the last over of this power play, Faf using him in short bursts only. Again it works, four runs from it and nearly grabbing Babar’s prized wicket in the process, locating his inside edge. We’re now into happy hour with Pakistan well placed for at least 300ish.

39th over: Pakistan 213-3 (Babar 62, Sohail 37) Sohail again! He’ll take on Tahir, don’t worry about that, coming down the track and slamming him through cover for four to start the new over. With that boundary in the can, they settle for the other singles on offer, helped by a rare wide from the master leggie.

“This is Eric Clapton’s Layla,” says Mark Nicholas as the cricket bat guitar finally gets a run for the first time today. [David Brent] Knowledge [/David Brent]

38th over: Pakistan 206-3 (Babar 61, Sohail 32) Another over with back to back boundaries to finish! It’s Babar time now, showing his class with a delicate little deflection through the cordon, beating third man. He then goes the other way but with a similarly accute angle, glancing well enough to deny fine leg! This partnership is now 63 from 48 balls, the 200 also up during the Morris over.

37th over: Pakistan 195-3 (Babar 52, Sohail 30) Tahir is back, prompting a chorus of boos from the Pakistan fans. Best I don’t comment on that, other than to note that it happened. Tahir, brilliant in his first spell, has three overs left. Mindful of the threat, no doubt, Babar and Sohail are happy taking four risk-free singles.

Here is that Tahir celebration from earlier. 40 years old. What a delight.

CAUGHT AND BOWLED

It's the Tahir show at the moment! He takes another wicket, getting down low to take the catch one handed.

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36th over: Pakistan 191-3 (Babar 51, Sohail 28) Chris Morris is back for Markram, who more than did his job. First up, Babar gets to his 50 (61 balls) with a single to point. But it is all about Sohail now, who slams another boundary behind point, this time on into the ground rather than the stands. “This could be a game-changer,” observes Mark Nicholas of the left-hander’s work. Go you good thing.

“Tahir, against all odds, is still going on,” notes Abhijato Sensarma. “His stunning catch is an ode to his perseverance. His flexibility defies biological norms. His variations fox the best in the business. And his celebratory runs put the world’s best sprinters to shame when they reach his age. He’s the best ODI spinner in the history of Proteas cricket. Once he retires, he has confessed he will become a T20 freelancer, which means he isn’t going away anytime soon; when he does, we will realise what a man he was.”Nice. You have a lot of love to give, Abhijato.

35th over: Pakistan 184-3 (Babar 49, Sohail 23) Haris Sohail!! To begin he plays a crushing drive down the ground towards our press box position along the carpet for four. But next? When the short ball inevitably comes from around the wicket, the left-hander makes room to uppercut him into the Warner Stand! As you do against Kagiso Rabada! I don’t understand how Sohail (23 off 11) isn’t in every Pakistan XI. Three further singles makes 13 from the over, the biggest of the day.

“I appreciate the sentiment of imagining Kane Williamson as Captain Haddock (over 22),” writes Edmund King after saying kind things about the OBO. Thanks so much. “But is the good Captain really an accurate analogue for the eternally cool and collected Williamson, considering his tendency to (for instance) career down hillsides chasing condors, be assaulted by llamas, and have bears menacingly creep up behind him when he least expects it? Granted, though—each of those things would add to to the drama of the occasion were they to happen to Williamson during an ODI.”

34th over: Pakistan 171-3 (Babar 47, Sohail 12) Interesting that Markram is going around again, a real show of faith from Faf. Can he get in and out of it without a boundary? Nup, Babar instead plays a gorgeous little glance off the front foot, timed and placed perfectly past Rabada on the 45. He puts in a big dive but it isn’t enough. Earlier in the over, he swept in a similar direction for three, Rabada getting there on that occasion with a timely slide. You can’t question the big man’s commitment. And now he has to go back to his mark and bowl again.

33rd over: Pakistan 162-3 (Babar 39, Sohail 11) Ooh, so close for Rabada, who misses Babar’s edge by the smallest possible margin. Fine bowling. At the start of the over, Pakistan were ahead thanks to a classy drive through cover for four via Haris Sohail’s broad blade. He likes batting here; his half-century in a low-scoring Test here last May was a real highlight of that match for mine.

32nd over: Pakistan 156-3 (Babar 38, Sohail 6) Markram leaks runs from five his six deliveries this time around but none of the strokes reach the boundary, which South Africa will be fine with. Three overs 1/13 constitutes a nice little cameo. That should be enough to give Faf the flexibility he needs in the final ten. Drinks!

31st over: Pakistan 149-3 (Babar 36, Sohail 1) I like this from Faf, bringing back Rabada to punch the Pakistan bruise. But Babar enjoys the added pace, timing the attack-leader nicely for two then clipping a straighter ball for three. Sohail is off the mark from the final ball, glancing one. Rabada has four more up his sleeve.

What a bonus! The part-timer Markram has picked up Hafeez, who missed his sweep and was trapped dead in front. That’s just what any off-spinner is trying to do from around the wicket, pitching in line and straightening. Lovely bowling. No review needed there, that’s for sure.

30th over: Pakistan 143-3 (Babar 31)

29th over: Pakistan 139-2 (Babar 29, Hafeez 19) Phehlukwayo is spun around to replace Tahir, giving him three to bowl later in the innings. And again the all-rounder is efficient, giving up one to Babar first ball down to third man then dotting up Hafeez for the rest by mixing up his stock delivery and off-cutter.

28th over: Pakistan 138-2 (Babar 28, Hafeez 19) Clever captaincy from Faf to get part-time offie Markram on for an over while the sting is out of it just a little bit. It works, racing through it for just just two singles. TV suggests that the over was delayed because they couldn’t get the music off the PA. Speaking of music, we haven’t seen Cricket Bat Guitar Guy so far today. His rendition of Everlong when Nabi holed out in the final over yesterday hit me right in the sad spot.

27th over: Pakistan 136-2 (Babar 27, Hafeez 18) Tahir to Babar, a heavyweight battle this. The leggie has him under his thumb early before getting him down the ground for one, Hafeez doing likewise. 2/26 from seven. Will Faf bowl him out?

“Hello Adam, hope you are well.” Thank you Richard Dennis. I am! “With regards to the now synonymous Tahir celebration, it’s great, I enjoy it, I mean how could you not? But with a dismissal like Fakhar’s, where the wicket is merely a cause of the batsman’s stupidity, a celebration like that does look a it silly, don’t you think? Maybe Tahir needs to keep the big celebration back sometimes, for a wicket a lot like his next one even. I think it would improve the spectacle. If you could let him know from me, cheers.”

26th over: Pakistan 134-2 (Babar 26, Hafeez 17) Phehlukwayo has a calming influence at the bowling crease for South Africa here, dotting up Babar early in the over before he takes one to cover. Hafeez wasn’t able to beat de Kock with his glance, then happy in defence to finish. Just one run from it. Push and pull.

25th over: Pakistan 133-2 (Babar 25, Hafeez 17) DRAMA TO FINISH with Tahir denied a leg before decision from his brilliant googly. It was too good for his fellow veteran Hafeez on the sweep, hitting him low to the ground. Turned down and sent upstairs, the technology showed the ball doing everything it needed to but going over the top of leg stump by a about two cricket balls, if you like. Heart rates were already elevated the ball before when Hafeez hit him for six over square leg, just clearing Ngidi, the tallest man on the field. Livin’ la vida loca is the man they call The Professor. What a great couple of hours of entertainment we’ve had so far!

24th over: Pakistan 125-2 (Babar 25, Hafeez 9) The crowd are going WILD now as Babar adds another boundary, this time behind point from the outside portion of his bat off Phehlukwayo; back into the attack for a second burst from the pavilion end. Earlier in the set, Hafeez flicked three behind square. He’s started positively. With a wide and a couple of other singles in there, it’s a most prodcutive over.

23rd over: Pakistan 114-2 (Babar 19, Hafeez 5) That’s a dropped catch! Tahir wins Hafeez’s edge and it was in/out. I’m not even certain it was in, on reflection. But it was down and that’s the main thing. Other than that, the singles are now being opened up to the sweepers by this pair against Tahir. But how close he was to a third in a hurry. Halfway through his complement, the 40yo leggie has 2/16.

22nd over: Pakistan 108-2 (Babar 17, Hafeez 1) Babar goes bang, bang! That’s what they needed, slamming Ngidi’s penultimate ball through midwicket before driving quite beautifully down the ground into the rope in front of the pavilion.

“Cricinfo are reporting that the TV and official scorers both/all failed to record the second ball of the 14th, so in fact it ended up being a seven-ball over,” writes Romeo. “Cricinfo reported it accurately on their ball-by-ball.”

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21st over: Pakistan 98-2 (Babar 8, Hafeez 0) Hafeez gets down the track to Tahir, just as he tried to do last week when coming in against India’s wristspinners. That didn’t last for long, mind. Just one run from the successful over. Despite how well Pakistan started, both of their set men are now back in the shed and they have only gone at 4.68 runs an over. Babar, time to take back control. (No, not like that)

Here is the Fakhar dismissal. Hopefully, they will also put up the Tahir catch.

What are you doing Fakhar?!

The opener gets out in peculiar fashion, trying to paddle it over the wicket keeper. Everything was going so well.

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What a snaffle! In his follow through, Tahir gets down low to his right for a superb reflex catch. And what a celebration! Even by Tahir’s standards this is something, all-but jumping into the crowd ala Pat Cash after winning Wimbledon! The catch looks better on every replay, too. Brilliant cricket. They’re back in business.

20th over: Pakistan 97-1 (Imam 44, Babar 7) Oooooh, that’s better. Babar looks a million bucks driving Ngidi off the front foot, crunching through the gap at cover for his first boundary. He was in lovely touch last week at Manchester until falling, the wicket that set off the collapse. It has been a brutal week for Pakistan cricket since but they have bounced back nicely today as Father Time strikes midday.

“At least it means Marais Erasmus can umpire the Final,” says Jonathan Salisbury, digging out a tangential positive from this World Cup campaign for South Africa.

19th over: Pakistan 92-1 (Imam 44, Babar 2) Tahir has 1/9 from his first three, changing the feel of the game as he does so often. The leggie has played five fewer World Cup games than Allan Donald for that same return, the TV says. They’re giving Babar nothing, but he is able to take a single from the last ball to deep point.

18th over: Pakistan 90-1 (Imam 43, Babar 1) Ngidi is back and it is two tidy overs in a row, not letting Babar get down the other end; making him defend everything.

17th over: Pakistan 89-1 (Imam 42, Babar 1) Great start this from Tahir, Imam showing complete respect for the man who now has 38 World Cup wickets, level with Allan Donald for South Africa by that measure. On TV, Mark Nicholas is having a nice gallop about the spirit of cricket and the end of the game at Manchester last night. What an over from Neesham to set it up. He’s a great fella.

16th over: Pakistan 88-1 (Imam 41, Babar 1) Imam has to kick on with it now that Fakhar has given his start away. He gets one on leg stump from Morris and is able to flick him nicely through midwicket into the gap for four, moving into the 40s.

There is an amazing shot from spidercam on the telly at the end of the over, taken from the top of the media centre. What a beautiful place this is. The building celebrated its 20th birthday last month. There’s currently an exhibition in the Lord’s museum marking that milestone, which is well worth a visit.

15th over: Pakistan 81-1 (Imam 35, Babar 0) What made Fakhar’s dismissal all the more bewildering is that he drove Tahir through cover for four to begin. Alas, it’s all over now. Babar’s turn, the main man at No3. He defends his first delivery.

Here is the John Dory with Kohli and his fine. Not surprised to see this.

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Tahir gets the breakthrough from his fifth ball! It’s such an unnecessary bit of batting from the set man, going for the premeditated scoop. It is edged in the air to Amla at slip. “No, no, no!” says Mark Nicholas. Correct. Sigh. Drinks.

14th over: Pakistan 75-0 (Imam 34, Fakhar 39) Imam gives the strike to Fakhar with a single to third man. The big hitter tries to put him into the stands but misses. A quirky end to the over when the umpire calls it after five balls, Morris then sent back to bowl one more. You don’t see that very often in the pro game.

13th over: Pakistan 73-0 (Imam 33, Fakhar 38) A lot to like about Phehlukwayo, as I’ll continue to bang away through his spell. Fakhar has his measure early on here with a couple to mid-off then deflecting two more to third man. But the South African all-rounder bounces back with a lovely delivery that jags away from the left-hander, beating him outside edge. Imam gets his go later in the over and retains the strike with a firm push out to deep point, his preferred target so far.

12th over: Pakistan 67-0 (Imam 32, Fakhar 33) Gosh, that hurts: the delivery after the catch that wasn’t is pulled away for four by Fakhar, just to the left of Tahir this time. Sure enough, the Pakistan fans - the vast majority of those here today here supporting Sarfraz’s side - are absolutely loving this turn of events.

“Your point about the Allen Stand scoreboard seems also to apply to the one above the Edrich stand,” notes Romeo. “The one over the Compton has shown the score in at least one TV shot I’ve seen, but anyone in the Upper Compton has to either turn round to see it or try and make out what the mechanical one between Tavern and Mound says (and of course that has very limited information). Those in the Lower Edrich - where can they see the score? Anywhere at all? Seems ridiculous.”

NOT OUT! Morris prompts a false stroke from Fakhar, slapping out to Tahir at midwicket who make a fantastic diving take. However, the soft signal is not out, which means conclusive evidence is required. There isn’t that, according to the third umpire, so it remains not out. “But I do wonder had it been soft signal out,” asks Ali Mitchell on TV, “would it have remained out?” I’m with her. du Plessis is fuming about the initial soft signal; Tahir certain he caught it. But not to be.

11th over: Pakistan 61-0 (Imam 31, Fakhar 28) Phehlukwayo does the one thing you can’t do with your first ball of the day- he oversteps. The Fakhar free hit goes over mid-on, Ngidi electing to let the ball bounce instead of catching it but keeping it to one. Other than that, it is a good first over from the all-rounder, who has been very good in this World Cup with the ball.

“It just occurred to me that all of the qualifications to LBW (pitching outside leg, impact outside off) come from the days before DRS,” says Paul Stubbs. “Are they still needed in today’s game? Could not the rule be simplified? If it is hitting, then you’re out?”

10th over: Pakistan 58-0 (Imam 30, Fakhar 27) The final over of the first power play is another good’un from Morris - a most underrated bowler, for mine. Fakhar plays him respectfully before they opening pair trade singles to the sweepers at long leg and third man. That makes 58 from the first ten. Nice work but pegged back well by the Proteas in the last few. They were on track for 70-plus until then.

9th over: Pakistan 55-0 (Imam 29, Fakhar 25) Two top overs on the bounce from Rabada, targeting Fakhar’s toes then his lid before getting through him with pace. Off strike with a single, Imam is beaten outside the off-stump. South Africa’s best over of the morning. Will Faf keep Rabada on for a sixth? They must break this up.

8th over: Pakistan 54-0 (Imam 29, Fakhar 24) Morris is on to replace Ngidi from the pavilion end and he’s immediately driven down the ground by Imam for four, bringing up the 50 partnership! He’s been just as productive as Fakhar, all along the carpet. Oh, until now: that’s a genuine edge Morris has found but between the wicketkeeper and the man at about second slip. Fragmented cordons never work.

7th over: Pakistan 46-0 (Imam 21, Fakhar 24) du Plessis shows faith in Rabada to go again and he’s rewarded with a better return. First up, Imam tried to flick and missed, prompting an enthusiastic appeal. They are right not to review it, the ball pitching comfortably outside the leg stump. Rabada sprays the next but is where he needs to be for the remainder, just a single added to third man.

“Spent a couple of hours of a sun-kissed afternoon in a Birkenhead pub with views over the river Mersey to the Liverpool waterfront discussing the finer points of Afghanistan run chase with a random stranger,” writes John Norris. “World Cup cricket bringing people together, Adam!”

6th over: Pakistan 44-0 (Imam 20, Fakhar 24) Ohhhh, find a TV; Fakhar is ON ONE ALRIGHT! I suppose that qualifies as a shortish offering from Ngidi, but the timing on the Fakhar slap/pull is immaculate, landing it in the grandstand for the first SIX of the day. Both openers are into the 20s at better than a run a ball. Keep going!

5th over: Pakistan 35-0 (Imam 17, Fakhar 18) Ooh, this is joyous cricket! Fakhar given just a fraction of width by Rabada at the better part of 90 miles an hour slaps him off the front foot behind point for another four! Yes, that was in the air but good luck stopping it. My favourite Fakhar innings was when we were at Harare last year for a T20 tri-series and single-handedly (well, with Shoaib) won the final against Australia with a perfectly timed chase. Good little tournament, that.

4th over: Pakistan 29-0 (Imam 16, Fakhar 13) Imam’s turn! Ngidi goes fuller than Rabada at the less flamboyant of the openers and he responds with a pristine square drive for four. Lovely. And again from the second ball, this time nailing his cover drive... four more! He makes it a third in the ober from the final ball, timing the pants off a push that bisects where the previous two went, hitting the cover-point rope. There’s an awful lot to like about these two when batting freely.

3rd over: Pakistan 17-0 (Imam 4, Fakhar 13) Fakhar is having a pop in this power play! Rabada drops just a fraction short an he’s onto it immediately, pulling out to the Mound Stand for four. Later in the over, from roughly the same length, he goes again with a calculated hoick over square leg, a couple of bounces into the fence in front of the Tavern Stand. Ooooh, I love it when Fakhar is on one. LOOK OUT.

“Went for a swim in the morning so I could get into my afternoon nap immediately after lunch & avoid watching on tv,” writes Omar Ahsan of his Sunday. “Cheated & checked Guardian coverage. I gather we’re batting. Good show. Will check again at my teatime (18.15 pst / 14.15 bst) & if we are not doing well I will blame it on some I’ll will you harbour ‘gainst my blv’d Sarfraz’s stalwarts.” I’d watch if I were you!

2nd over: Pakistan 9-0 (Imam 4, Fakhar 5) Ngidi begins with the other new ball from the pavilion end. Usually there is a scoreboard in operation down that way above the Allen Stand but not during this World Cup - it has been turned into an advertising screen when replays aren’t being shown. I’m not sure about that. Anyway, Ngidi is played carefully by Imam for the first half of the over before he leans into a compact drive through cover for three. Fakhar tries to play the more a more elaborate version of that stroke to finish but doesn’t get all of it, keeping the strike with one to extra cover instead. Good positive batting from the openers.

1st over: Pakistan 5-0 (Imam 1, Fakhar 4) Imam is away first ball with a tuck off his hip. Fakhar is too, creaming a shortish delivery outside the off stump from his back foot through cover for four! A lovely way to begin for a man who is surely due to go big soon. Rabada finds his preferred line and length by the end of the over.

We’re ready to go at Lord’s! Kagiso Rabada has the new ball in his hand, running away from us at the Nursery End. Imam is facing the first delivery. PLAY!

Anthems. Beginning with the best of them all, South Africa. Pakistan’s is one of the more stirring going around in the cricket world as well, for mine. Nice stuff.

Virat Kohli has been stung 25 per cent of his match fee. “Excessive appealing during an international match,” the formal reason. Most amusing that it was Chris Broad handing down the sanction, given the history. Twitter will be fun today.

As we wait for anthems, a note in from Kimberley Thonger on this semi-steamy morning. “You ask how we shall be spending our Sunday? Sitting in an interminable queue at the recycling centre in a white van dealing with the aftermath of our daughter’s house move, man(&woman)fully listening to TMS and reading OBO to keep our spirits up. So here’s to white van men and women all over the cricket playing world. May your radio and 3G signals be ever strong.”

“Good morning.” And to you, Anand Kumar. “My son turned 7 yesterday and we are having a lego themed workshop and party happening as I type this. I had calculated that, with the kids engaged with their instructor, I would get to watch the game undisturbed for a bit. However, my phone is now connected to the bluetooth speaker blasting out Marshmello songs. So, I will be relying on OBO to make things interesting. Help me out.”

The chance to spend hours a week playing lego is a huge incentive for me to get busy and procreate. But I’ll do my best to give you some over-by-over respite.

South Africa: Quinton de Kock (wk) , Hashim Amla, Faf du Plessis (c), Aiden Markram, Rassie van der Dussen, David Miller, Andile Phehlukwayo, Chris Morris, Kagiso Rabada, Lungi Ngidi, Imran Tahir

Pakistan: Imam-ul-Haq, Fakhar Zaman, Babar Azam, Mohammad Hafeez, Sarfaraz Ahmed (wk & c), Haris Sohail, Imad Wasim, Shadab Khan, Wahab Riaz, Shaheen Afridi, Mohammad Amir

Teams coming shortly.

My below picture is a bit deceptive. It’s turning into a smashing day in London. It’s still a little bit grey overhead but the sun is doing what you would expect it to on 23 June. I saw reports of a green track 24 hours ago but it isn’t that. Some grass remains but I can’t imagine that will be enough to convince a captain to bowl first. Not on the evidence of this tournament, either. They’ll be out for the toss shortly.

Couple of compelling games yesterday, weren’t they? Here’s how I saw India’s win. I had a scorched-earth intro ready to go if Afghanistan fell over the line. Next time.

Related: Cricket World Cup: Shami hat-trick seals India win as Afghanistan fall just short

It has been a long time coming, the carnival arriving at headquarters for day 25 of the tournament. When administrators were piecing together the schedule, they could not have expected that the first game to feature here would be between two teams who have so far disappointed more than any other. A nice upbeat start!

Coming in with one win from six starts, South Africa arrive in eighth spot while their opposition, Pakistan (one win from five), are ninth. Due to that game in hand, Pakistan are the more alive of the two, but that isn’t much of a calling card.

At last, on day 25, #CWC19 arrives at HQ. pic.twitter.com/fmpHitxi5l

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Here’s Shakib, the man of the match: “It was a terrific team effort,” he says. “Two more important matches coming up against India and Pakistan – we’ll have to play to the best of our abilities.”

Not much of a contest in truth, with Bangladesh only briefly under any kind of pressure. Bangladesh have a long wait until they face India but they’ll go into that game a) fancying their chances and b) hoping two wins can take them into the semis.

NOOOOO! Shinwari is left stranded on 49 as his young colleague backs away to leg and swings wildly. And, it turns out, inaccurately.

47th over: Afghanistan 200-9 (Shinwari 49, Mujeeb 0) Shinwari still has his half-century and a 200 for Afghanistan to fight for. A hammering drive straight back past Shaifuddin brings both closer. Then a top edge drops … safe to bring up the 200. He moves to 49 and faces a nervous wait as Mujeeb takes strike for the final two balls. First ball blocked. Second ball …

46th over: Afghanistan 195-9 (Shinwari 43, Mujeeb 0) The 18-year-old Mujeeb Ur Rahman is last man for Afghanistan. The last ball of the over bounces a whisker over the bails as the No 11 backs away to leg. Just one run from the over.

Mustafizur continues as Bangladesh look to wrap this up. And we move a step closer – the faintest of faint edges through to the keeper from the Afghanistan No 10.

45th over: Afghanistan 194-8 (Shinwari 43, Dawlat 0)Shinwari scuttles for two off Shakib’s first ball of his final over. And there’s a single a ball or two later. Dawlat opts just to see it out. And there’s a huge ovation at the end of the over – that’s the end of Shakib’s work today: 10-1-29-5.

44th over: Afghanistan 191-8 (Shinwari 40, Dawlat 0)Play-and-miss first up from Dawlat and Afghanistan are going to fall well short once again.

Rashid Khan can’t get hold of Mustafizur short ball and instead plonks it straight into the hands of the Bangladesh captain at midwicket.

43rd over: Afghanistan 189-7 (Shinwari 36, Rashid 1)Rashid Khan looked as organised as any Afghanistan batsman when I saw them at Cardiff against South Africa the other weekend. But, as was the case back then, the top order has left too much to do.

Got him! Najibullah goes for a big hit against Shakib, can connect with only fresh Hampshire air and Mushfiqur does the required behind the stumps. Five-fer for Shakib, to go with his fifty earlier on. Not a bad day’s work.

42nd over: Afghanistan 184-6 (Shinwari 36, Najibullah 22)There may just be a few heart-rates creeping up among the Bangladeshi players and supporters. They could do with a wicket just to snuff out this little uprising. This pair bring up a 50 partnership from 41 balls thanks to some well-placed shots and some hard running. Seven from the Shaifuddin over.

41st over: Afghanistan 177-6 (Shinwari 34, Najibullah 17)Shakib (7-1-10-4) returns. And those figures lose their edge. Najibullah scampers two from the first, then chips down the ground for a single. And from the last Shinwari smashes a six over long off.

40th over: Afghanistan 166-6 (Shinwari 27, Najibullah 13)Two singles from the first two balls of Shaifuddin’s latest over, the second coming off a daft overthrow. And, a few balls later, he sends down a hideous leg-side wide. This pair are giving Afghanistan a glimmer – a teeny, tiny glimmer – of hope.

39th over: Afghanistan 160-6 (Shinwari 24, Najibullah 11)Shinwari cuts through backward point for four! Fine shot but Mustafizur has him playing and missing outside off a couple of balls later. Six off the over. The Required Rate sidles past Nine and begins to wander in the vague direction of Ten.

38th over: Afghanistan 154-6 (Shinwari 19, Najibullah 10)Najibullah, looking to be assertive, drives Mosaddek sweetly through the covers for four to bring up the Afghanistan 150 then scampers a single. 109 required from 72 balls.

37th over: Afghanistan 147-6 (Shinwari 17, Najibullah 5)Mustafizuq struggles a bit for line here, spraying either side of the wicket. The batsmen work him around for six.

36th over: Afghanistan 141-6 (Shinwari 13, Najibullah 4)Actually I’m being a bit harsh on Shinwari there – Ikram had only himself to blame really. Najibullah thumps his first ball over the top for four, and Shinwari sweeps for four too. It’s a bit too little too late surely.

Two appeals the first ball after the drinks break. Mehidy yelps for an lbw decision – not given – but it matters not because Ikram is run out by a direct hit at the non-striker’s end. Shinwari hasn’t run himself out but he’s helped scupper his young batting partner there.

35th over: Afghanistan 132-5 (Shinwari 8, Ikram 11)Mustafizur returns. Nudge, nurdle and, from the last, nick! But there’s no one at slip so Ikram picks up a welcome boundary. And that’s drinks.

34th over: Afghanistan 125-5 (Shinwari 7, Ikram 6)Mortaza once more. Ikram nudges to deep backward square leg for two and he’s unlucky to spank a cut straight at the man at point. He’s looked more comfortable out there than any of his teammates thus far. And he nabs the strike off the last too.

33rd over: Afghanistan 119-5 (Shinwari 6, Ikram 1)Ikram Ali Khil is next up. Shakib’s figures just keep getting better: 7-1-10-4 now.

Shakib has another! Afghan finally looks to break the shackles but can only pick out the man on the midwicket boundary.

32nd over: Afghanistan 117-4 (Shinwari 5, Afghan 20)Mortaza brings himself back into the attack. Afghan misses out on a wide half-volley. The Required Run Rate wanders past Eight and purposefully strides in the direction of Nine.

31st over: Afghanistan 113-4 (Shinwari 4, Afghan 17)Shinwari seems determined to run himself out, charging down the pitch pretty much every time he hits the ball before angry words from his partner send him back. Just a couple of singles from Shakib’s latest.

30th over: Afghanistan 111-4 (Shinwari 3, Afghan 16)That over has woken the crowd up – they were just beginning to snooze but the party atmosphere has returned. Four off Shaifuddin’s latest with a wild waft from Shinwari to finish things off.

29th over: Afghanistan 106-4 (Shinwari 2, Afghan 13)Shakib now has spectacular figures of 5-1-6-3. What a player.

It’s a bit early to say that’s that but it’s a really tall order for Afghanistan now. Mohammad Nabi, the main reason they got as close as they did against India, is the new man. And he’s gone, second ball! Shakib sneaks one between bat and pad and that really could be that.

Gulbadin goes at last! He cover-drives Shakib’s first of a fresh over – not uppishly but there’s a man in at short cover to pouch a low catch.

28th over: Afghanistan 104-2 (Gulbadin 47, Afghan 13)Gulbadin heaves for one and looks frustrated to find himself stuck at the non-striker’s end as Shaifuddin continues to rumble in. Afghan this time manages to find a single, though. Gulbadin celebrates with another awkward heave for a single. There’s no lack of intent but he’s still struggling to time the ball out there.

27th over: Afghanistan 101-2 (Gulbadin 45, Afghan 12)A silly point comes in – I think it’s Liton Das under the lid. Afghan responds by blocking, blocking and blocking again. A fine over from Shakib – just one from it. The Required Run Rate waves merrily at Seven as it passes by and strides confidently off towards Eight.

26th over: Afghanistan 101-2 (Gulbadin 45, Afghan 12)A bit of pace for a change – Shaifuddin returns to the attack. A punch down the ground (one that the bowler deflects worryingly close to umpire Gough’s armpit) brings up the Afghanistan 100. Three from the over.

25th over: Afghanistan 98-2 (Gulbadin 44, Afghan 10)Shakib (2-0-2-1) returns. Two from the over, the second coming off another bit of hesitant running, Afghan imploring his captain to stop, stop, STOPPPPP! as he comes roaring down the wicket. And then scrambling through for one.

24th over: Afghanistan 96-2 (Gulbadin 43, Afghan 9)Mehidy continues into his seventh over. Asghar Afghan sweeps hard for four – lovely shot. I think I’m right in saying that’s the first boundary Mehidy has conceded in this innings.

23rd over: Afghanistan 87-2 (Gulbadin 41, Afghan 1)Gulbadin tries his best to get things moving, lofting Mosaddek over the covers for four, but the required rate has crept past Six and is striding confidently towards Seven, with a song in its heart and a whistle on its lips.

22nd over: Afghanistan 81-2 (Gulbadin 36, Afghan 1)“As much as we’d like an Afghan win, this will go the way of the India game,” reckons Kevin Wilson. “They just can’t scratch around not losing wickets. Getting a run a ball or more over 30 overs just isn’t going to happen.” Yes, that does feel the way it’s going. The weak link before the tournament seemed to be their batting and that’s how it’s played out. They just don’t have a batsman who strikes any fear into the opposition. The whole lineup feels containable. Mehidy rattles through another one – 6-0-19-0.

21st over: Afghanistan 79-2 (Gulbadin 35, Afghan 0)A fine bit of bowling from Mosaddek that. Advantage Bangladesh you sense.

Mosaddek continues. And finally somethings happens – a push into the off, a misfield, and a farcical bit of running that at one point sees both batsmen stood stock still in the middle of the pitch, watching as the fielder prepares to pick up the ball and shy at the stumps. Hashmatullah just manages to scramble back … and there’s no run.

But two balls later he’s gone! A lovely bit of bowling sees Mosaddek sneak the ball past Hashmat’s heave to leg and, with his back foot sliding out of the crease, Mushfiqur does the necessary.

20th over: Afghanistan 77-1 (Gulbadin 34, Hashmatullah 10) Mehidy continues into his fifth over. Single, single, single, single, dot, dot. Even the thus-far boisterous Hampshire Bowl crowd has been lulled into a bit of a stupor.

19th over: Afghanistan 73-1 (Gulbadin 32, Hashmatullah 8) Mosaddek concedes just one from his latest. We’ve not had a sniff of a wicket since Rahmat went and we’ve had only one boundary since the ninth over. It’s a war of attrition at the moment.

18th over: Afghanistan 72-1 (Gulbadin 31, Hashmatullah 8) Hashmatullah unfurls the sweep once more, finally discomfiting the otherwise unpeturbed Mehidy. The batsmen have looked a little more sure of themselves, a little more assertive, since the drinks break.

17th over: Afghanistan 65-1 (Gulbadin 27, Hashmatullah 5) Gulbadin needs some attention from the old magic sponge during the drinks break. He seems OK though. Mosaddek finds Hashmatullah’s outside edge on the resumption but there’s no slip so the batsman picks up a couple.

16th over: Afghanistan 60-1 (Gulbadin 25, Hashmatullah 2) Mehidy is enjoying bowling on this pitch. Hashmatullah, Afghanistan’s leading runscorer in the tournament so far, sees out three dots then sweeps hard for a single. He goes to two from 14 balls. Mehidy’s figures read 3-0-6-0 after that one.

15th over: Afghanistan 58-1 (Gulbadin 24, Hashmatullah 1) Mosaddek, fresh from a cracking little cameo at the end of the Bangladesh innings, comes into the attack, with Mortaza perhaps sensing he can sneak through a few overs cheaply while these batsmen are becalmed. And becalmed they are – Gulbadin, who should really have his eye in now, sees off five scratchy dots. At least from the last he launches over the top of mid off for a pressure-relieving four.

14th over: Afghanistan 54-1 (Gulbadin 20, Hashmatullah 1) Hashmatullah finally gets off the mark with a dangerous single to mid on – Gulbadin was none-too-sure about that one but his partner screamed him through regardless. A jaffer from Mehidy to end the over – ripping and turning joyfully past the outside edge of Hashmat’s bat.

13th over: Afghanistan 51-1 (Gulbadin 18, Hashmatullah 0) And it’s more of the same from Shakib. Hashmatullah in particular is looking a little uncertain – he’s faced eight balls and is yet to get the ball off the square never mind get himself off the mark.

12th over: Afghanistan 50-1 (Gulbadin 17, Hashmatullah 0) Mehidy form the other end as Bangladesh opt for a double dose of spin. A nudge for one brings up the 50 but it’s a tight and testing over from Mehidy.

11th over: Afghanistan 49-1 (Gulbadin 16, Hashmatullah 0) Ugh, that was rather ugly from Rahmat, and so unnecessary.

Spin for the first time courtesy of the world No 1 all-rounder and leading run-scorer in the tournament Shakib Al Hasan. And it produces the breakthrough – a few dots crank up the pressure then Rahmat tries to smear the ball into the stands, mistimes, and Tamim takes a simple catch.

10th over: Afghanistan 48-0 (Gulbadin 15, Rahmat 24) Shaifuddin once more and once more he’s nice and accurate. Just three off the over. This - Captain Obvious alert – has been a really solid start from Afghanistan.

9th over: Afghanistan 45-0 (Gulbadin 12, Rahmat 24) Mortaza’s turn to drop short and Rahmat pulls hard for four down to backward square leg but the bowler strikes back with one that just holds its line outside off, flashing past outside edge and stumps. Gulbadin clubs over the top of mid on – mistiming it a touch – for three, then Rahmat carves sweetly through point for four more! That’s a very profitable over for Afghanistan – 12 from it.

8th over: Afghanistan 33-0 (Gulbadin 9, Rahmat 15) Shaifuddin enters the attack, with Afghanistan perhaps just a little bit too comfortable for Mortaza’s comfort. A single each for the batsmen.

7th over: Afghanistan 31-0 (Gulbadin 8, Rahmat 14) Rahmat shovels Mortaza into the leg side for a couple, then – hello! – skips down the wicket and attempts to find the stands at cow corner. He succeeds only in chipping the ball about two-thirds of the way to the rope, which says a bit about the awkward nature of this pitch.

6th over: Afghanistan 27-0 (Gulbadin 8, Rahmat 10) The Fiz beats Gulbadin all ends up with a little leg cutter that zips past the outside edge. The Afghanistan captain gratefully scampers a single from the next. Gulbadin gets his revenge later in the over though, clubbing Mustafizur back down the ground for four.

5th over: Afghanistan 21-0 (Gulbadin 3, Rahmat 9) Mortaza keeps things tight. And that’s about all there is to say about that.

4th over: Afghanistan 20-0 (Gulbadin 2, Rahmat 9) Mustafizur drops short for the first time and the ball just sits up screaming “Hit me! Hit me!” at the top of its little lungs. Rahmat obliges pulling majestically down to cow corner for four. Five from the over all told.

3rd over: Afghanistan 15-0 (Gulbadin 2, Rahmat 5) Mortaza wangs down another leg-side wide and his radar seems a little off. Six off the over in ones and twos.

2nd over: Afghanistan 8-0 (Gulbadin 0, Rahmat 2) Mustafizur at the other end. He loses his line, drifting onto Gulbadin’s pads and four leg byes are the result. They’re the only runs from the over, though. If Gulbadin brought himself up the order to pinch hit … well, he’s not off the mark yet having faced eight balls.

1st over: Afghanistan 4-0 (Gulbadin 0, Rahmat 2) Mashrafe Mortaza starts things off for Bangladesh and a little leg bye gets Afghanistan off the mark. Rahmat clips to leg for the first runs off the bat, there’s a wide and it’s four off the over all told. You feel Afghanistan have got to get their collective foot on the accelerator early doors here but there was no sign there of any out-of-the-ordinary aggression.

Out stride the openers: Gulbadin Naib, the captain promoting himself up the order, and Rahmat Shah.

Hello everyone. I can only echo Dan’s sentiments – this looks to be a few too many for Afghanistan on a tricky pitch. Their scores so far at this tournament have been short of their target today – 207, 152, 172, 125, 247-8 and 213.

Anyhow, thanks all for your company and comments - John Ashdown will be here presently to coax you through the chase. In the meantime, here’s something to read.

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Afghanistan bowled pretty well but let themselves down with their fielding, and probably lack the firepower to chase a decent total on a difficult pitch and slow outfield. If they’re going to get it, they probably need to go early, because once the fielders are back and the rate’s up, they’re in trouble.

Which looks like 30 too many to me, but what do I know.

A slower ball yorker, from the back of the hand, foxes Mosaddek, who’s too slow on it, but what an innings that is - it might just have decided the game, pushing a competitive total just out of reach.

50th over: Bangladesh 262-6 (Mosaddek 35, Shaifuddin 2) Gulbadin brings himself back to finish off and Mossadek trusts his partner, excavating a yorker for a single. And, well, dearie me, Saifuddin edges a slower one, two men converge on a dolly, and Dawlat spills it. Afghanistan’s fielding has been miserable today and they’re punished for this error because a single brings Mossadek back on strike and he immediately clouts four. Two singles follow.

49th over: Bangladesh 254-6 (Mosaddek 28, Shaifuddin 0) Mossadek takes a single off the final ball of the over to retain strike; he’ll be planning an onslaught, though I daresay his team think they’ve enough already.

Mushfiqur swings the bat at one, gets underneath part of it, and Nabi catches easily at cover. That’s a brilliant innings, and on this pitch worth at least another 30.

49th over: Bangladesh 251-5 (Mushfiqur 83, Mosaddek 26) Mossadek is enjoying himself, cleansing an ugly full toss through cover, where Nabi dives over it like Bobby Mimms.

48th over: Bangladesh 246-5 (Mushfiqur 83, Mosaddek 21) Nice from Mushfiqur, who manufactures a reverse-sweep that flies just past the flying Hashmatullah at short third man. Then, after a single, Mossadek hits with the spin to earn four by way of cover - that’s a lovely shot. Rashid, though, comes back well, conceding just one more - Mossadek curses himself for missing out, but it’s not at all easy out there. Rashid finishes with 0-52, and has probably hit that point of his career where batsmen know what to expect so he needs to better at his variations, rather than find more of them.

47th over: Bangladesh 236-5 (Mushfiqur 78, Mosaddek 16) Zadran, who’s not had such a good day, returns; Mosaddek smacks his first ball to the fence at long on. Zadran retorts with a yorker but follows that with a wide, after which Mosaddek clumps down the ground; Nabi does really well to skip over from long on and save the boundary. Two dots follow, then a one, and Bangladesh look like they’re going to post something eminently chaseable.

46th over: Bangladesh 227-5 (Mushfiqur 77, Mosaddek 9) Bangladesh have mustered 27 from the last five overs; they’ll be wanting more from these next five, and this one yields seven, without a boundary. That reflects well on the bowlers despite the outfield and track, and badly on the batsmen despite the outfield and track.

“Elbow’s Neat Little Rows has a (lengthy) vocal refrain of ‘Ya da, ya da, ya da, ya da’, says David Clifford. “Every time I hear it I just hear ‘Yadav, Yadav, Yadav, Yadav.”

45th over: Bangladesh 220-5 (Mushfiqur 75, Mosaddek 4) Gulbadin wants this done so brings back Mujeeb; not bad naches for an 18-year-old. But he’s taken for three twos and a one, leaving him with figures of 3-39 from his 10. That’s an excellent job of work.

44th over: Bangladesh 212-5 (Mushfiqur 68, Mosaddek 3) On comes Rashid to target the new man, who gets off the mark with a three to fine third man. Mushfiqur takes a single either side, and he must be wondering if, as the senior batsman, he should be pushing the pace or making sure he stays in. Then, Rashid hits Mosaddek on the pad and asks the umpire if it was too high; the umpire tells him there’s a way to find out, and he knows what that is.

43rd over: Bangladesh 207-5 (Mushfiqur 64, Mosaddek 0) ““Another one involving Shikhar Dhawan,” says Stephen Cottrell. “Feeling Holy by the Charlatans has a lone ‘shake it down, shake it down shake it down into which I always transpose the flamboyant Indian opener. Also, I quite like Ramesh Powar’s name in the Yeah Yeah Yeah song by the Flaming Lips.”

Gulbadin sends down not so much a slower ball as a slowest ball and Mamudallah is through the shot almost before it’s arrived, slapping to mid on where Nabi takes an easy catch. This has been a pretty nifty innings, given the injury.

42nd over: Bangladesh 203-4 (Mushfiqur 64, Mahmudullah 25) Nabi sends down three dots before Mahmudullah whacks to cover, where Gulbadin removes his hands from harm’s way; they run two instead of one, raising the fifty partnership. A single follows, and I’m surprised Bangladesh aren’t going because they’ve wickets in hand.

41st over: Bangladesh 200-4 (Mushfiqur 64, Mahmudullah 22) Gulbadin returns and Mahmudullah is into him right away, coming forward then somehow fashioning a square drive to the fence! That is an absolute jazzer! A single and a two follow and I daresay both sides will be ok with where we are, which tells us we could be in for a thriller.

“In India,” begins Abhijato Sensarma, “‘Disco Dancer is a movie from the previous century which became an instant cult classic owing to its display of a dancer trying to live the big life. It’s one of those movies from the past which will not win the award for the best movie in any year, but it’s also one of those movies which you’re always down to see on a free evening. I provide the link below to one of the songs from this enduring film. After hearing it, I can only hope that despite being released in the 20th century, the song must have been written with another player not playing today kept in mind - Mr Anderson!”

40th over: Bangladesh 193-4 (Mushfiqur 62, Mahmudullah 17) Nabi returns and after a single to each batsman, Maumudullah eases back and crunches over the infield for four to cover. That was a lovely shot, and Bangladesh need more of them; if Afghanistan can limit them to, say, another 60, they’ll fanxct they’ve got a chance.

“Ba Ba Ba, Babar Azam,” croons Alex Crofts. “Heard this one from a worse for wear England fan at Headingly when Pakistan were in the field a couple of years ago. Now it’s on a loop in my head whenever I watch him...”

39th over: Bangladesh 186-4 (Mushfiqur 61, Mahmudullah 11) Mahmudullah is putting himself through it, taking one to cover then two to midwicket; Shinwari shies wildly, not for the first time today, and yerman forces himself through for an overthrow. One more follows, then Mushfiqur slaps four to fine leg.

38th over: Bangladesh 177-4 (Mushfiqur 54, Mahmudullah 9) Mujeeb returns and, with three wickets so far, earns himself a slip. Four singles and a wide from the over and yerman is furious with the last of those which tells you how confident he’s feeling.

There are a few instances of eight off a single ball via Law 19.8,” emails Dave Loren. “John Wright was a beneficiary in the early eighties when he’d run four and Rod Marsh took an ill-advised shy at the stumps and instead sent it to the rope.”

37th over: Bangladesh 172-4 (Mushfiqur 52, Mahmudullah 7) Mushfiqur’s had enough, picking down the track to monster Dawlat over long on for six - that’s his fifty. Three singles follow, making this Bangladesh’s best over in quite some time.

“There are ODI rankings; why not make use of them?” wonders Uma Venkatraman. “Top eight qualify for the world cup; everyone plays each other twice; top two play the final. It’s not the length of the tournament that will bring spectators in, it’s the quality of the matches.”

36th over: Bangladesh 163-4 (Mushfiqur 44, Mahmudullah 6) Rashid continues, and he’s been much better in his second spell than his first. Mahmudullah picks out point for one, Mushfiqur adds one more, then Mahmudullah totally misjudges its final delivery, which grips and bounces, then misses the edge. On the one hand, that’s good for Afghanistan; on the other, they’ve got to bat in a bit. There’ve been only four boundaries in the innings, and perhaps that’s how to go about the chase: chuck the bat during the powerplay.

“I remember in the famous 1982-83 Ashes Test in Melbourne,” says Rocket, “late on the fourth day when England were trying to get Allan Border off strike and bowl to Jeff Thomson - Border hit the last ball of an over hard towards the western square boundary (where we were sitting) and the batsmen were running three. David Gower was running alongside the ball, hoping it would go into the boundary. From memory I think it just did, but we thought he was about to help it on it’s way. We knew that rule, and Australia would have got seven runs rather than four. Which, all things being equal, would have resulted in a tie the next morning!”

35th over: Bangladesh 161-4 (Mushfiqur 43, Mahmudullah 5) A single begins the over and brings Mahmudullah onto strike. He nudges into the covers and looks to run, but Mushfiqur isn’t giving his wicket away for a man on one leg; he sends him back, the throw misses the stumps, and they indulge a languorous overthrow. One more single follows, and it’s now 11 overs since Bangladesh hit a boundary while they’ve not hit a six all innings.

“He’s not playing today, or for a while,” says Rob Hogg, “but I have found find myself singing Shikhar Dhawan’s name along with the chaps in this.”

34th over: Bangladesh 157-4 (Mushfiqur 41, Mahmudullah 3) That break probably served Bangladesh more than Afghanistan who, for the first time, will feel in the ascendancy. The batsmen take a single each, then Ma Ma Ma Ma Mahmuduallah Mahmuduallah flicks to midwicket and nobbles a hammy before he can turn for the second; no he doesn’t. He looks to half a calf strain, because it’s that part of his body being bandaged. Mushfiqur then forces him into another single - you’ve got to laugh.

“Loving schmice!, frask! and zetz!” emails Peter Salmon. “Obviously what we need is Batman retooled as Jewish, and sock!, biff! and bap! etc. replaced. Nah nah nah, Fledermoyz Man!”

33rd over: Bangladesh 153-4 (Mushfiqur 39, Mahmudullah 1) Afghanistan are bang in this now - Soumya out the road before the closing slog is very helpful, and one more wicket will open up one end. Two from Gulbadin’s latest over, and if his team can keep it tight for the next bit, they’ll force the batsmen to force the issue. In the meantime, it’s drinks.

“’Zetz’ is a great word that I’ve never come across before, says Matt Dony. “Now, I’m a lover, not a fighter, so I don’t tend to throw too many punches, but I’d definitely like to start using the word. Am I allowed? Or is that cultural appropriation?”

32nd over: Bangladesh 151-4 (Mushfiqur 38, Mahmudullah 0) Anyone else sing Mahmudullah to this?

No, there’s on bat involved, but what’s this? It the breaking past leg? No! umpire’s call, and Soumya is gone.

“Asking, asking, getting!” exclaims Mark Nicholas. Soumya is trapped by a full one, but is there bat involved? It’s very close...

31st over: Bangladesh 148-3 (Mushfiqur 35, Soumya 3) Gulbadin sends down three dots before Soumya goes for a Red Bull single to mid off and doesn’t bother grounding his bat at the other end; a direct hit makes him wonder, but we go upstairs and he’s fine. Mushfiqur then drives to cover for one more and Soumya chases a wide one to guide two to third man.

“You’re watching this on your keyboard?” asks Geoff Wignall. “How novel. Re the format how about this simple arrangement:three groups of five, top two from each group plus two best third place teams into the quarter finals? (With some fiendishly complicated tie-break arrangement for third placed teams if needed, understood only by three people at the ICC - or simply let them play each other.)3 7 games in total (without any tie-break) if quarter finals a knockout or 39 if they’re round robin. India get to progress as far as their performance merits, which I realise might be too controversial a notion.”

30th over: Bangladesh 143-3 (Mushfiqur 33, Soumya 0) Afghanistan are still in this because every time they’ve needed a wicket they’ve got one but more than that, they’ve got the right one.

Meanwhile, Damien Burns gets in touch to resolve our legal issue: “Law 19.8 in the MCC Laws of Cricket states that:

Mujeed gives this one a real tweak, ripping fingers down the back of the ball, and it spins off a length, past the inside edge and raps the pad bang in front. And even in dismissal, Shakib shows his brilliance, eschewing the review because he knows he’s out, even though he’s also him.

30th over: Bangladesh 143-2 (Shakib 51, Mushfiqur 30) Mujeed returns.

29th over: Bangladesh 142-2 (Shakib 51, Mushfiqur 32) Afghanistan have slowed the scoring a little, but badly need to break this partnership. Mushfiqur edges a single - he’s getting full use of his bat here - and two more singles follow.

G.L. Sherwood is back in touch to wonder what “shmice” means, and this is one we can be sure I did not make up; it is yiddish for hit hard, and is usually administered to a child by a paren; one sporting team to another; a tin to a person. Other similar terms: “frask”, which is usually a slap or a swipe, and “zetz”, which is usually a punch.

28th over: Bangladesh 139-2 (Shakib 50, Mushfiqur 30) Mushfiqur plays three dots then caresses a single into the covers. This brings Shakib onto strike and he edges to backward square, easing through to raise his fifth fifty of the competition. Brilliant.

“Modern trends have caused cricket to come off as a batsman’s game,” reckons OB Jato, “but at heart, I’ve always felt that it’s more of a bowler’s game in fair conditions. Many of the matches in this World Cup so far as well as most of the 2018 Test season has proved this notion of bowlers coming out on top more often than not in duels against batters. As Azhar Mahmood said during an interview recently: “It takes 300 balls to get 480 runs, but it takes only 10 balls to get all 10 wickets.”

27th over: Bangladesh 136-2 (Shakib 49, Mushfiqur 28) Gulbadin sends down a much-needed maiden to Shakib –I think that’s the first of the inning – and I am certain that Shakib isn’t bothered.

26th over: Bangladesh 136-2 (Shakib 49, Mushfiqur 28) Aaargh! Nabi returns and absolutely rinses Mushfiqur with an off break that drifts, grips and turns; the batsman edges, the keeper can’t gather what would’ve been a reaction belter, and they run two. My keyboard then packs up so I miss what comes next, but the scoreboard tells me it’s two singles.

25th over: Bangladesh 132-2 (Shakib 48, Mushfiqur 25) Gulbadin returns and Shakib edges his first delivery for two - there’s no slip in place. As Metternich once said, I wonder what he meant by that. Eight off the over, the fifty partnership raised, and this is beginning to look like a match-settler.

“Regarding the format issue,” says Kennedy Ross,

24th over: Bangladesh 124-2 (Shakib 41, Mushfiqur 24) On comes Rahmat Shah, who gets away with one first up, short and wide; Shakib cuts hard, but straight to the sweeper at deep point and they run one. What I love about Shakib is most things, but what I’m especially loving about Shakib right now is his equanimity. He misses out, he doesn’t miss out, he lets it go and moves on, the kind of thing that’s contagious. Anyhow, Rahmat cedes two more singles, then Mushfiqur takes a giant stride, stays low, and sweeps an excocet to the point fence.

23rd over: Bangladesh 117-2 (Shakib 39, Mushfiqur 19) Afghanistan are back in need a wicket territory and after Dawlat cedes four from his first three balls, he beats Mushfiqur outside off. Of course, karma takes its revenge, Mushfiqur swinging at the next one and top-edging four over the keeper’s head. Two more follow to third man, and this is getting away from Afghhanistan now - that’s 10 off the over.

“When Carlos Brathwaite was doing his best to drag West Indies over the line against New Zealand,” emails Adithya, “it struck me that if Brathwaite took a single off the last ball of the over to retain strike, the New Zealand fielder could throw the ball over the boundary in order to make it a four and get the No. 11 batsman on strike.

22nd over: Bangladesh 107-2 (Shakib 36, Mushfiqur 12) This is such clever batting, keeping the scoreboard ticking without taking risks. Sounds simple, isn’t simple.

21st over: Bangladesh 103-2 (Shakib 35, Mushfiqur 9) This is such a key innings from Shakib. Obviously his team need the runs, but there’s more to it than that - it’s essence of captaincy. Even in cricket, where the job is about more than shouting and cajoling, in the end, its key aspect is leading from the front, especially at crucial times. This, there can be no doubt, is that. He takes two from the first ball of the over, nurdled to mid off, then adds a single to fine leg. Mushfiqur then edges one more, a wide follows, then another single into the leg side and that’s eight from what seemed like quiet over.

20th over: Bangladesh 95-2 (Shakib 31, Mushfiqur 6) Rashid continues and is milked; I wonder if, in years to come, he’ll see this competition as an important staging-post in his development, or just hate playing in England. Six off the over.

“As refreshing as it is to see English supporters politely clap after every boundary or wicket,” says Abhijato Sensarma, “I’ve always liked the spirit of subcontinental supporters more.

19th over: Bangladesh 89-2 (Shakib 29, Mushfiqur 2) Dawlat returns and cedes just a single from his first four deliveries, then tries a bouncer that’s also wide, so is called wide. Shakib then opens the face and guides his next ball wide of slip; Asghar does really well to catch up with it and save the boundary as the batsmen run two then have a drink.

“We’re puzzled by the verb ‘to squanty”’, tweets G.L. Sherwood. “A cursory internet search throws up just one other use, in 2017, by a certain, hang on, er, Daniel Harris. Are you messing with us or what?”

18th over: Bangladesh 85-2 (Shakib 27, Mushfiqur 1) Suddenly it’s all going off! Bangladesh are still pretty well-set, but if Afghanistan can find another, everything changes.

Or is it! Shakib goes upstairs, and might he just be ok on height? YES HE IS! NOT OUT!

Rashid bowls on a length, deceives Shakib with some extra bounce and raps him on the knee-roll! Up goes the fingers, and it’s two in two!

17th over: Bangladesh 82-1 (Tamim 36, Shakib 26) “While I’m all for countering the pervasive influence of the ICC BCCI wherever possible,” says Alex Bramble, “they do occasionally happen on something vaguely intelligent: see the IPL eliminator. So I (and a few other OBOers over the past couple of weeks) suggest: two groups of 7, top-placed team in each group goes straight into the semi-finals, second- and third-placed teams play each other in two ‘quarter’- finals/eliminators.”

Yes, I could live with that. What we need is jeopardy, more teams to grow the game, and enough scope for classics at the business end.

What comeback from Nabi, who bowls full and Tamim comes forward when he should go back, plays for more turn than there is, and the clatter tells him what’s up. My word Afghanistan needed that!

17th over: Bangladesh 82-1 (Tamim 36, Shakib 31) Nabi continues and the batsmen take single apiece, then two dots before Tamim absolutely cleanses a short one to the fence at midwicket.

16th over: Bangladesh 76-1 (Tamim 31, Shakib 25) Rashid Khan into the attack, and his team need something from him - he’s only got four wickets in this tournament, and that’s not really enough given his status. The batsmen have a look at him and Tamim takes a two into the leg side.

15th over: Bangladesh 74-1 (Tamim 30, Shakib 24) This is really impressive from Bangladesh, who have this track squantied right down; they’re keeping the scoreboard ticking without taking risks, then meting out treatment to the balls which demand it. This over yields only one, to Shakib, but the platform is set.

14th over: Bangladesh 73-1 (Tamim 30, Shakib 23) Tamim loses patience and twinkles down the track as Gulbadin releases to shmice him down the ground for four. Four singles follow, then Shakib attacks a short one that sits up and begs to be hit; he obliges with a pull to the midwicket fence and is now tournament’s leading run-scorer. He and his team are getting away.

Incidentally, I have now received about 57 different suggestions for how to structure this thing of ours, which tells you how hard it is. Shall we just have a fight instead? Or perhaps a quiz on Engoish cricket from the mid-80s to the mid-90s.

13th over: Bangladesh 56-1 (Tamim 20, Shakib 21) Bangladesh will be happy with this. First, Nabi finds so much turn that it costs him a wide, then they milk him for a two and two ones. If these two bat for another 45 minutes, that might just be the game.

“That’s not disrespect for GnR,” says Smylers, “this is disrespect for GnR — a cover version I was blissfully unaware of till it featured as a question on PopMaster this morning.”

12th over: Bangladesh 56-1 (Tamim 19, Shakib 18) Gulbadin Naib into the attack and Shakib flips two to backward square to raise Bangladesh’s fifty. Next ball, a leading edge to point - he was looking for midwicket - but with the fielders pushed back, no one was on hand to claim what would’ve been a dolly. I wonder, though, if Gulbadin has missed a trick here - the outfield is slow and his team need wickets, so put men in wicket-taking positions. A two and three singles follow, which is to say that Afghanistan need something and fast.

11th over: Bangladesh 49-1 (Tamim 18, Shakib 12) Mujeeb is struggling to exert pressure here. The batsmen take him for four, a two to Tamim and a single apiece, and I fancy he’ll be getting thanked pretty soon.

“Some countries do have special fans,” emails John Starbuck, “not least Pakistan and West Indies. For England, it’s the whole Barmy Army, which rather puts the kibosh on making a feature of it on the screens. But then, so many people (these days) are so used to appearing on screen, they probably barely notice older followers’ disdain.

10th over: Bangladesh 44-1 (Tamim 15, Shakib 10) Tamim shoves one to midwicket, then Nabi offers Shakib some width and he doesn’t need asking twice, clattering four through backward point. A single follows, then Tamim bunts down the ground; they run one, then another when a shy flies past the stumps. That’s Bangladesh’s best over in a while, nine from it.

9th over: Bangladesh 35-1 (Tamim 12, Shakib 4) The pitch is a little slow here, which might make for drama later on, but isn’t great for entertainment in the first instance, a little like in the South Africa-New Zealand match. In limited overs, we don’t necessarily need balance between bat and ball because even on a 400 track, a bowler can make the difference, but if we reckon that a 330-350 track is ideal, you want the ball coming on so there’s pace for the quick and strokemakers, along with dryness for the spinners. One off the over, and that a wide.

8th over: Bangladesh 34-1 (Tamim 12, Shakib 4) Three more singles from the over, and Afghanistan have slowed the socring; can they create a little more pressure?

“The simple and easy answer,” says Nick Parish, “is four groups of four, top two in each group go through to the quarter-finals. Yes, I know it doesn’t guarantee India get 73 games, but how much protection do the big countries need? Football, not normally a good example of anything, manages to deal with it when the big countries don’t make the knockout stage (hello Germany 2018, hello England, Spain and Italy 2014).”

7th over: Bangladesh 31-1 (Tamim 10, Shakib 3) Tamim takes a single, then Shakib nudges to point and sets off. A better throw from Shinwari and Tamim’s got a situation, but it’s wild and he makes it easily. He then adds another single and is looking nicely settled.

6th over: Bangladesh 28-1 (Tamim 8, Shakib 2) Mohammad Nabi into the attack and Tamim takes him for a single to deep square, the first of three in the over.

“I was at Headingley on Friday (I know, Jonah),” says Ben Powell, “and despite the result thoroughly enjoyed the day but for one or two interruptions. The cricket bat guitar and some sort of “greatest fan” cam that popped up at regular, infuriating intervals. The cricket bat guitar is crass and pointless IMHO (as I understand the kids say), but the greatest fan thing was just hopeless. Every time it came up, cue a couple of nervous looking fans, embarrassingly and half-heatedly waving at the camera, which always lingered just that little too long. Cue also less than zero reaction from the rest of the crowd. I’ve been to baseball and ice hockey in the States and Canada where they do this sort of thing regularly and it goes down a storm. That’s where such manufactured atmosphere should stay. Harrumph.”

5th over: Bangladesh 25-1 (Tamim 6, Shakib 1) My days, Afghanistan needed that, not because bangladesh have got away but because their entire strategy is predicated on early wickets. They know they can’t chase a biggie, so need to get to work from the off.

I really don’t know! If the soft signal is not out, this is not out, because the evidence is inconclusive - it looks like there are fingers under the ball, but there’s a fair chance it hits the ground nonetheless. Hashmatullah’s head is up so he probably doesn’t know himself, but the umpires have no option: they stay with the onfield decision.

And there it is! Liton drives and, down on one knee, Hashmatullah pouches it at short cover ... or is it? The soft signal is out...

4th over: Bangladesh 23-0 (Liton 16, Tamim 5) Dawlat overpitches and Liton twizzles him through midwicket, but the damp outfield permits him only three. Tamim then takes strike and plays three dots, before stepping into an uppish drive which flies just wide of Ashar mid off – he’s far to slow to move – and to the fence for four. He plays and misses at the next, but that’s no use to Afghanistan, who badly need a breakthrough.

“I will leave for you to decide if this is McCullum/Morgan-esque fresh and funky thinking or Fakhar Zaman scooping to first slip idiocy (I know which way I’m leaning)“ says Sam Collier, “but what about some kind of squash ladder affair? A roundrobin, teams initially ordered in reverse ICC ranking with the winning team moving one place above the team they defeat. Top four play semis as per the current format. It’d certainly keep the tension going right to the end...”

3rd over: Bangladesh 16-0 (Liton 13, Tamim 1) Three singles from over, Tamim now off the mark.

“In answer to your question, ‘How would you make this competition better?’”, emails Sarah O’Regan, “I suggest incorporating more national musical instruments, to replace the cricket bat guitar and its lugubrious Guns n’ Roses dirge. In its place, the outgoing batsman should nip over to the music stage, play a jolly little ditty on a didgeridoo, a dafli daf, or a rubab, before heading off for the walk of shame.”

2nd over: Bangladesh 13-0 (Liton 11, Tamim 0) Dawlat Zadran starts with two dots, both pitched up, but then a shorter one allows Liton to play off the back foot and he times it away beautifully, behind square on the off side - and for extra points, it tantalises Mujeeb into a long, fruitless chase and dive. Glorious. Two dots follow, then a single.

1st over: Bangladesh 8-0 (Liton 6, Tamim 0) Good start for Bangladesh, Liton taking a single from Mujeeb’s loosener and two wides follow. Liton then cuts a wide one and Rahmat Shah makes a right pig’s arse of the stop, allowing the ball by him and to the fence. A single follows, and already Afghanistan are under pressure.

How would you make this competition better? More teams, I’d say, then maybe two big groups, and we probably need quarter-finals. On the one hand, that’s a lot of games to eliminate not a lot of teams, but those knockouts will draw casual viewers, tutor them in the ways of righteousness, and induct them into this thing of ours. With just semis and a final, we’re asking too much from just three matches.

Afghanistan huddle. I reckon they’re discussing whether it’s a barm or a bun.

Right, anthem time. The intro to Afghanistan’s sounds not unlike Jump Around.

Mathematics corner: I was wondering what people did in offices before the internet, and if the following equation is true.

Work facilitated by the internet = work not done on account of the internet. Otherwise, how has productivity taken a colossal nosedive?

“So, Virat Kohli has been filed his fees for showing dissent,” emails Amod Paranjape. “Dissent my ass. It was pure and simple bullying and intimidation. We should not go on to win the World Cup. But since the universe rarely gives people what they want, we are sure to win it. Eh.”

I see what you’re trying to do there. I don’t know, though – I suppose I tend to err on the side of caution when handing out punishments for stuff that’s central to the drama, edge and attitude of the game - if an umpire can’t stand up to a player, then I’m not certain the problem lies with the player. I also wonder what happens to the money.

Both captains have made two changes. Afghanistan leave out Aftab Alam and Hazratullah Zazai, replaced by Dawlat Zadran and Samiullah Shinwari. As such, Rahmat Shah moves up the order to open instead of Zazai.

Bangladesh, meanwhile, leave out Rubel Hossain and Sabbir Rahman, with Mosaddek Hossain and Mohammad Saifuddin coming in.

I’m really looking forward to watching Afghanistan’s spinners - Mohammad Nabi, Rashid Khan and Mujeeb Ur Rahman offer such variety and nous. And, though Mark Nicholas and Ian Smith think their team should’ve batted, what’s the point in having good bowlers if they’re trying to defend 180?

That sounds sensible to me - if they don’t bat well, the match is over before it’s started. On the other hand, their bowling is their strong suit, so if they deploy it at the start, they can take control and hang on.

Ian Smith isn’t sure why, but thinks he’d bat.

While we wait, wrap yer peepers around this – I love love love Tony Cozier. Wendy Crozier, not so much – though these days, we’d probably call her Wendy Crozeiyay.

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The toss has been delayed by 10 minutes, and will now be at 10.10am local time.

It looks on the John Major side of grey in Southampton, but we should be good to go on time.

Public service announcement: I just put on the radio, and heard a minute of a phone-in about Boris Johnson. With every fibre of my being, I urge you not to do the same, which is to say: thank expletive for cricket.

Swing the mood.

Related: Bangladesh hope brilliant Shakib Al Hasan can steer them to next level

At the risk of sound parochial, you’ve got to love Eoin Morgan’s brave, young England side. Not only are they the greatest one-day outfit there will ever be, but they are also the most altruistic. In deliberately losing to Sri Lanka, they have, in one fell swoop, revitalised their home World Cup. Because of their unique gifts, matches which meant nothing now mean something, and the world is a better place on their account.

Just ask Bangladesh. If they beat Afghanistan today, then India and Pakistan as well, they are through – provided Sri Lanka lose to South Africa, West Indies and India, and England only beat one of Australia, India and New Zealand. And they are capable of doing it. They have plenty of batting, canny bowling, and in Shakib al Hasan have an absolute star. Currently, he is the tournament’s second-highest run-scorer – with a higher strike-rate than both David Warner and Joe Root, who lie first and third – while his bowling is threatening, his leadership absolute and his mentality unflappable. If his team are to do it, it will probably be because of him.

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Australia beat England by 64 runs: Cricket World Cup 2019 – as it happened

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England’s World Cup hopes were left hanging by a thread after Aaron Finch, Jason Behrendorff and Mitchell Starc inspired a thumping victory at Lord’s

That’s it for today’s blog. It’s been a marvellous day for Australia and a chastening one for England. I’ll leave you with our match report from Lord’s. Thanks for your company and emails; I’m off to live in the woods for a couple of years. Bye!

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The thoroughly impressive Aaron Finch speaks again

“That’s the first part ticked off, reaching the semi-finals. We’ve played some good cricket so far. England are a stand-out side who can take you apart, so it was nice that we found ways to keep getting wickets in the middle of the innings. Jason Behrendorff bowled beautifully; every time he was called upon he picked up wickets. Nathan Lyon didn’t get the rewards but he was brilliant.

Eoin Morgan speaks

“We were outplayed. I thought we bowled really well up front and they played and missed a lot. They had a fantastic partnership up front and posted a good total. We felt the wicket got a little bit better, although it was still challenging. Losing early wickets isn’t ideal and pegged us back quite substantially.

Read it and weep uncontrollably (if you’re an England fan)

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The Man of the Match is the irritatingly likeable Aaron Finch

“I didn’t play too badly. Any time you contribute to a win, it’s nice. We got through that new-ball spell and set a reasonable foundation. It was nipping around, so we tried to rein it in and be as tight as we could be, and then just cash in on any width.”

“I’ve been checking the OBO in between meeting the members of Kiss (who don’t have any opinions about the cricket, incredibly),” says Michael Hann. “Great that the England cricket team have noted the men’s football team’s transformation into loveable overachievers and decided to occupy their old role as the Golden Generation Who Can’t Justify The Pre-Tournament Hype. English sport needs that team, and I for one am proud the cricketers have stepped up. I’m hoping for six autobiographies the minute the World Cup ends.”

Presumably with Alex Hales in the Joey Barton role.

The game was won and lost with the new balls. Australia bowled and batted with intelligence and focus; England, not so much.

Read all about it. I double dare you

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Australia move into the semi-finals with two games to spare. England move into the last-chance saloon.

Starc gets his fourth wicket, with Rashid driving to extra cover, to complete a thumping victory for Australia. That’s their best performance of the tournament, one that brooks not a solitary argument from anyone connected with England. Three of their Big Five stood up again – Finch, Warner and Starc – while the surprise selection Jason Behrendorff had the game of his life.

WICKET! England 221 all out (Rashid c Stoinis b Starc 25)

44th over: England 213-9 (Rashid 17, Wood 1) Jason Behrendorff finishes with figures of 10-0-44-5, and memories that will keep him warm in his dotage. His boyish smile is lovely to see.

Rob,” says Brian Withington (42nd over). “Shall I take that as a no, then?”

It’s Jason Behrendorff who gets the five-for! Archer drives flat and hard towards long-off, where Warner takes a good running catch. When Channel 5 run 50 Most Inspired Selection on a Saturday night, Behrendorff will be part of the discussion.

43rd over: England 210-8 (Rashid 16, Archer 1) Starc goes around the wicket, hunting the two wickets that would give him another five-for. He deserves one, for he has been immense today – he’s taken three big wickets (Root, Morgan, Stokes), all with either brilliant deliveries or superb planning.

“Bah!” says Gary Naylor. “We’re just going to have to invent a new format of the game - though that’d be ridiculous wouldn’t it?”

42nd over: England 207-8 (Rashid 14, Archer 0)

“Is it time,” says Brian Withington, “to think about protecting Net Run Rate?”

Great fielding from Glenn Maxwell. Woakes slog swept Behrendorff to cow corner, where Maxwell took the catch and got rid of the ball before his momentum took him over the ropes. Finch was there to complete the relay catch.

41st over: England 200-7 (Woakes 25, Rashid 9) Rashid cuffs Lyon down the ground for six. A gold star for him.

40th over: England 191-7 (Woakes 23, Rashid 1)

Moeen Ali has gone, caught behind off a good-length delivery from the new bowler Behrendorff. That’s his third wicket.

39th over: England 184-6 (Woakes 21, Ali 2) Starc is getting a bit of inswing to the left-handers, which makes him even deadlier. When you consider the context, that ball to Stokes might be the best of the tournament so far. He concedes only one run from the seventh over, and not even an advert for the Hounslow branch of Pepe’s Chick’n’Rice between overs can cheer me up.

Kumar knew.

38th over: England 183-6 (Woakes 20, Ali 2)So, Australia have qualified for the semi-finals with two matches to spare. England need to win their last two games, away to India and against New Zealand in Durham, to ensure they go through to the semi-final. They might get there with one victory, but they would need a few favours from elsewhere - starting with a New Zealand win over Pakistan tomorrow.

37th over: England 177-6 (Woakes 18, Ali 0)Stokes kicked his bat in frustration when he heard the ball clip the stumps. He played a glorious innings, but Starc was too good.

Sensational bowling from Mitchell Starc! Absolutely perfect! He has ended Ben Stokes’ heroic innings with an unplayable inswinging yorker. That wicket, in the first over of a new spell, was delivered as if to order. It was a phenomenal piece of bowling.

36th over: England 173-5 (Stokes 88, Woakes 15) England are targeting Cummins, simply because there is pace on the ball. Stokes charges his first ball, flat-batting it through cover point for four, and smashes the third through extra cover for another boundary. It was in the air but wide of the diving Lyon. Woakes completes an excellent over by dumping a pull through midwicket for four more.

Here’s Simon McMahon, whose email has the subject: ‘Straws’. “If England scrape though after beating New Zealand, possibly via NRR, they will be so delighted/relieved that they will probably relax, get their mojo back and go and win the whole goddam thing. It’s coming home, Rob.”

35th over: England 160-5 (Stokes 79, Woakes 11) Four singles from Lyon’s over. It looks pretty difficult for the batsmen to put pace on the old ball.

That Notts match, and particularly that last ball, is my happiest cricketing memory,” says Louise Wright. “Thanks for the link. As I recall it, the fielder’s hat fell off as he went in desperate pursuit of the ball. Please don’t correct me if I’m wrong, the version in my head is so much more aesthetically pleasing than reality. Or at least as much as anything involving Eddie Hemmings & Bruce French as they were in 1989 could be aesthetically pleasing.”

34th over: England 156-5 (Stokes 77, Woakes 9) Cummins, on for Stoinis, is flicked crisply for four by the hitherto strokeless Woakes. The extra pace is good for England, for now at least; Stokes drags a pull for four to make it nine from the over. Whatever happens – and I think we all know how this ends – it has been an exceptional innings from Stokes.

“Thanks for the OBO commentary,” says Milind Pania. “It’s the only way to kill time at work in Berlin. The Germans don’t even know there is a World Cup on since cricket isn’t available on free-to-air TV. As an Indian who has been painfully disappointed by the antics of the BCCI and Indian TV channels, I have cheered on the Black Caps for over 4 years now, England could take a leaf out of their book as to how to chase down a total in difficult conditions. Or at least out of Kane Williamson’s book. Stokes apart, this is painful to watch (read?).”

33rd over: England 147-5 (Stokes 73, Woakes 4) Lyon replaces Maxwell, and Stokes limps his way through a single to mid-on. It might be cramp, apparently. That run is one of only two from the over, and the required rate goes up to 8.17 as a result.

“I wonder,” says Steven Salter, “how Alex Hales feels watching this.”

32nd over: England 145-5 (Stokes 72, Woakes 3) Another very useful over from Stoinis, with just four singles from it. England need 141 from 18 overs. It’s a no from me.

“England have been exulted as the favourites going into this WC and chief of chiefs Jos B as their talisman of big hitting uber batsmen,” says Pete. “Has he even got past 30 this World Cup yet for England?”

The umpires have called for a drink

Here’s something to read with your schooner of neat brandy.

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31st over: England 141-5 (Stokes 70, Woakes 1) Stokes has had enough. He belts Maxwell for two sixes in three balls. The first was almost a freebie, from a rank long hop; the second was a flat slog sweep that bisected the two fielders on the boundary. Stokes has played jolly well.

30th over: England 129-5 (Stokes 58, Woakes 1) Steve Smith misses another run-out chance, this time from midwicket with Woakes well short of his ground. On this slow pitch, England have struggled to punish Australia’s fifth bowler - between them, Stoinis and Maxwell have figures of 7-0-28-1.

29th over: England 128-5 (Stokes 57, Woakes 1) Glenn Maxwell replaces Nathan Lyon, who is being saved for Moeen Ali, and gets through a cheap over - three from it. England need 158 from 126 balls. They are running out of overs, wickets and hope. But apart from that...

“Why didn’t England prepare pitches like this for the Pakistan series in May?” says Alex Teakle. “If Kohli knew what the pitches would be like, why not England?”

28th over: England 125-5 (Stokes 55, Woakes 0) On the plus side, if England win the next four games they’ll win the World Cup!

Chris Woakes comes in ahead of Moeen Ali, who has been Nathan Lyon’s bunny.

Buttler flicked Stoinis wristily behind square, and for a split-second it looked like the ball was going for six. He didn’t get enough on it, however, and Khawaja ran round the boundary to take a beautiful two-handed catch. Buttler goes for 25 from 27 balls; England are going to lose this game.

What a brilliant catch from Usman Khawaja!

27th over: England 122-4 (Stokes 53, Buttler 25) Buttler makes room to slash Lyon behind square for a couple, with the indefatigable Cummins sprawling to save the boundary. Five from the over.

“Hi there Rob,” says Sandile Xaso. “Australia imposing themselves on every opponent without ever really clicking is extremely worrying. But really, it’s difficult to root against a team that has a high-class performer like Pat Cummins. He gives batsmen nothing, bowling a tight, testing line at +145 km/h AND bounce. He tries as hard with the first delivery of a practice match as he will on day five of a dead Test having bowled 21 overs in the baking sun. Outstanding cricketer.”

Stokes has his calf massaged between overs, and takes the opportunity to wolf down a banana.

26th over: England 117-4 (Stokes 51, Buttler 22) Stokes whips Stoinis for a single to reach an admirable half-century: 75 balls, five fours, umpteen grimaces. He is really struggling with his leg, possibly his calf. Buttler, meanwhile, ends a frustrating spell of mistimed strokes with a savage thump through mid-on for four.

25th over: England 109-4 (Stokes 49, Buttler 16) Stokes chips Lyon down the ground for four. Finch ran in from mid-on, at first thinking there might be the opportunity of a catch, but it bounced short and then ran away from him to the boundary. Lyon replies impressively with five dot balls, including a fine delivery that beats Stokes’s attempted cut. England need 177 from the second half of their innings to win.

24th over: England 105-4 (Stokes 45, Buttler 16) Stokes flicks Stoinis for a single to bring up a level-headed fifty partnership from 58 balls. England have actually played pretty well since that desperate start, but Stokes and Buttler have been left with so much to do. The pitch looks slow and awkward; Buttler in particular has mistimed a number of strokes.

“In Full Match Awareness, Father Time suddenly comes to life and taps departing batsmen on the shoulder, after which they are seen no more,” says John Starbuck. “What will happen at the end to the Not Out player?”

23rd over: England 102-4 (Stokes 43, Buttler 16) Lyon replaces Cummins (5-1-14-0) and is swept very hard for four by Stokes. He is playing beautifully, but he he grimaced as he came up from that sweep. He seems to have pulled something in his leg. Great, nice one.

“Bilateral track bullies,” says Ian Copestake, through the tears.

22nd over: England 97-4 (Stokes 38, Buttler 16) Another reprieve for Buttler, who is short of his ground when Smith’s underarm throw just misses the stumps. England are living so dangerously.

“Here’s an angle for you to ponder,” says William Matthewman. “I vividly remember watching Bob Willis extoling the virtues of Jos Butler as a World Cup opener on Sky Sports a few weeks ago and was convinced he’d lost his mind. However, I can now see him fitting perfectly into the role in Roy’s absence. He’d either have gone cheaply today (Vince-esque) or taken this game, and all the early sting, away from the Aussies quickly.”

Australia appeal unsuccessfully for LBW against Jos Buttler, and then waste their review. It was a poor review because Buttler was a long way down the pitch. Replays showed the ball hit him outside the line, which means Australia lose their review.

21st over: England 93-4 (Stokes 36, Buttler 15) A quiet over from Cummins; two from it. The required rate (6.65) isn’t yet an issue for England.

“Bilateral series is the new metatarsal,” says Daniel Harris. “Anyone got Uri Geller’s digits?”

20th over: England 91-4 (Stokes 35, Buttler 14) Marcus Stoinis comes into the attack in place of Starc. Stokes again runs down the track, this time to blast a fine boundary over mid-on. If England can bully Australia’s fifth bowler, and hit their 10 overs for around 200, they will still have a chance.

““This,” says Sumit Rahman, “seems an ideal situation for Moeen Ali to come in and play one of those gritty, carefully paced innings we know he loves to make, using full match awareness.”

19th over: England 83-4 (Stokes 30, Buttler 11) Pat Cummins replaces Nathan Lyon. Stokes, on the charge, plays a spectacular swivel pull that races through midwicket for four. This observation will doubtless end in tears, but so far Stokes has played with admirable intelligence and determination.

“I wonder how Jos will cope with this uniquely 2007 situation of being 70-odd for four chasing 285. They’ve had advice from power hitters, fitness gurus, nutritionists, yoga experts, but the man in this situation the most was Jamie ‘Boom Boom’ Dalrymple. I wonder if he was consulted?”

18th over: England 79-4 (Stokes 26, Buttler 11) Stokes is batting with a lot of commonsense, dealing almost exclusively in low-risk ones and twos. I’m sure he will want to hang around and take the game as deep as possible.

“‘Flat Track Bullies’ is an ugly cliché and an ugly description,” says Gary Naylor. “But it might be the right one”

17th over: England 72-4 (Stokes 20, Buttler 10) Buttler is beaten by a big-spinning delivery from Lyon that bounces through the gate and over middle stump.

“This,” says Richard O’Hagan, “probably sums things up as well as anything.”

16th over: England 65-4 (Stokes 14, Buttler 10) Starc replaces Behrendorff, presumably with the remit to get Buttler before he gets in. Buttler drives sweetly for four and then edges a looser drive in the air through gully.

“‘If they fail to reach the semis, it would easily be England’s worst World Cup campaign and arguably the worst for any country,’” says Richard Mansell, quoting an earlier entry. “Ahem. South Africa, 2019.”

15th over: England 57-4 (Stokes 13, Buttler 3) I thought it was a huge toss to win this morning. It wasn’t; it was a great toss to lose. But that shouldn’t disguise the fact Australia have so far outplayed England to an alarming degree.

“I’m over this World Cup already,” says Alex. “I wanted some r&r through the group stages but I’m instead through my Kalms prescription. I for one think The Hundred is going to be good! It’ll be the gateway drug for Test cricket, mark my words!”

14th over: England 54-4 (Stokes 12, Buttler 1) “Australia are bowling a lot of no balls,” says Josh Brooks, “but the umpires are not picking it up.”

Really? Are you basing that on TV pictures or are you at the ground? Have our brave bilateral boys been robbed?

For the love of Vince Wells. England have lost another wicket. Bairstow swats a short ball from Behrendorff high towards deep midwicket, where Cummins takes his second excellent running catch. That was not the most judicious piece of batting.

13th over: England 52-3 (Bairstow 27, Stokes 11) Nathan Lyon, who is making his World Cup debut, comes on to replace Behrendorff (6-0-26-1). I think he’s a really clever inclusion, such is his record and relish for playing against England. Stokes, surprised by the same nasty bounce that did for Warner, cuts the ball in the air through the vacant point region. Then he plays a reverse sweep that is stopped by Smith at slip. Five from the over; three singles and a two.

“I confess to finding a certain comfort in today’s performance,” says Alex Adams. “A poor England batting display, to me, is as much of a childhood memory as a 99 flake by the beach, or sitting in bank holiday traffic somewhere just outside Truro. A modern, competent England has never sat well with me.”

12th over: England 47-3 (Bairstow 26, Stokes 7) Stokes is beaten, trying to cut a ball from Cummins that was a bit too close for the shot. Four from the over. This pair are doing okay, but there’s a long way to go: 239 in 38 overs, to be precise.

“Can we just agree,” says Zaf Ayub, “that England will never win a meaningful global tournament in any sport (discounting the under-age footy ones)? Then we can get on with a life that is dreadful enough without unrealistic hopes.”

11th over: England 43-3 (Bairstow 25, Stokes 4) Behrendorff continues, which makes sense while the ball is swinging occasionally. For the second time in many overs he gets one to burst from a length at Stokes, which suggests a bit of uneven bounce. Stokes responds by running down the pitch to drive sweetly through extra cover for four. Those are the first runs of his innings from the 12th delivery. This is very foppin tense.

“I wonder, how do we get suckered into this?” says Sara Torvalds. “Every World Cup, it’s the same thing. This time, this time, will be different. Except it’s not. Either we go into the World Cup off a fine run of form (much good that does us now!) or we’re the underdogs, but the end result is always the same. Disappointment. This time the disappointment just began even sooner than anyone was prepared for. And - horror of horrors! - there’s a home Ashes series coming up too. Just pile on the misery, will you!”

10th over: England 39-3 (Bairstow 25, Stokes 0) Cummins jags one back into Bairstow, who flicks it authoritatively through midwicket for four. That was a lovely shot.

“I don’t want to be alarmist,” says Pete Salmon, “but this seems like one of those moments in English cricket - lose today, tumble out of the World Cup having put every egg in that basket for four years, collapse in the Ashes against a rejuvenated Australia, and end up using 42 players until its Sir Alastair Cook and Martyn Moxon opening in the fifth Test trying to avoid a whitewash. Early days I know, but that’s how it feels.”

9th over: England 35-3 (Bairstow 21, Stokes 0) Bairstow, having missed a lusty swipe at the previous ball, forces Behrendorff nicely through extra cover for four. He has continued to attack; Stokes looks like he wants to play himself in.

“There’s a parallel between England’s World Cup performances and Bruce Springsteen albums,” says Richard O’Hagan. “They come around about once every four years and since 1992 none of them have lived up to the hype.”

8th over: England 30-3 (Bairstow 16, Stokes 0) A bit of respite for England, as Mitchell Starc is replaced by Pat Cummins, and Stokes, on the walk, is beaten by a good delivery angled across him. A maiden. Some excellent analysis from Nasser Hussain on Sky, which highlights both how well Australia have bowled and how abysmal England were with the new ball. Australia have been much fuller, essentially, and that length brought the first two wickets.

“This is one of those very rare moments,” says Phil Harrison, “when I’m quite glad cricket isn’t on free-to-air telly.”

7th over: England 30-3 (Bairstow 16, Stokes 0) Bairstow clumps Behrendorff just over the leaping Finch at mid-off and away for four. That was almost a hideous dismissal.

“I hate using this term now that Jeremy Hunt has started to use it but we’re going to bottle it aren’t we?” says Aejaz Shaikh. “Where would this rank on the list of England’s biggest WC bottlejobs? It must be at the top, because we’ve actually got a decent team this time.”

6th over: England 26-3 (Bairstow 12, Stokes 0) Right, look. One win from the last three games might be enough for England to get through, but it would leave them seriously vulnerable to twists of fate and/or India accidentally losing their final match to Sri Lanka to ensure a theoretically easier semi-final. This is very serious.

Eoin Morgan dies by the sword. He tried to pull a short ball from Starc that was on him too quickly and flew off the top edge. It sailed towards fine leg, where Cummins ran round the boundary and took a superb catch.

5th over: England 21-2 (Bairstow 7, Morgan 4) A bit of a statement from Morgan, who gets off the mark by charging down the track to hammer Behrendorff through mid-off for four. He did that, charging the fast bowlers, in the Champions Trophy as well. It looks like he’s not going to die wondering.

“James Vince, ODI average of 26.5 - is he really the best opening batsman understudy in England?” asks Joe Hunt. “Seems incredible that he gets chance after chance for England.”

4th over: England 15-2 (Bairstow 7, Morgan 0) Eoin Morgan is beaten second ball, wafting loosely outside off stump. He counter-attacked majestically in a not dissimilar situation against Australia at the Champions Trophy two years ago. But England had qualified for the semi-finals then and, though they wanted to eliminate Australia, there was nothing like the same pressure. A wicket maiden from Starc.

Root has been trapped LBW by a lovely full-length inswinger from Starc. It was so plumb that he barely stopped to discuss a review with Bairstow. England have been plunged into a nightmare.

And now we have a problem.

3rd over: England 15-1 (Bairstow 7, Root 8) Bairstow has started a little nervously but that’s a fine shot, a clip between mid-on and midwicket for four off Behrendorff.

“So two bowlers who like to swing the ball into the right hander & an opening batsman who leaves a gate open wide enough for Alastair Cook to drive his combine harvester through,” weeps Jonathan Taylor. “I reckon England will be two down pretty soon. Like you say though Vince not being caught behind – every cloud and all that.”

2nd over: England 11-1 (Bairstow 3, Root 8) Mitchell Starc will share the new ball. He felt his hamstring after taking a quick single towards the end of the Australian innings, but he seems okay and is bowling at full pace. Bairstow punches through the covers for two and edges a big drive over the cordon for a single; then Root touches a poor delivery off the pads for four.

“Writing from Edinburgh, I am rather reluctantly supporting Australia today,” says Charles. “Mostly, this is to give Sri Lanka more to fight for on Friday, when I shall be in the County Durham sunshine. Do you think that the hammering that England gave to the Afgans has done them harm? There is something about winning too easily that can break the stride of a team.”

1st over: England 4-1 (Bairstow 0, Root 4) For England, this is the real quiz. They need a big innings from Root like never before. He gets off the mark with a risky boundary, a back cut that flashes past the diving Maxwell at catchable height.

“REQUESTING URGENT JASON ROY UPDATE,” says Matt Simmonds.

On the plus side, Vince wasn’t caught at slip. And it was a great delivery from Behrendorff, a classic left-arm swing bowler’s dismissal. Maybe Vince should have had a look before launching into a drive; I don’t know.

Goodnight James Vince. He has gone second ball, bowled through the gate by a storming inswinger from Behrendoroff.

Here we go. This is thrilling and terrifying in equal measure, and they haven’t bowled a ball yet. The left-armer Jason Behrendorff is going to take the first over.

“This almost feel like this is a harder target to chase than 350 after the last couple of tries,” says James Taylor. “At least with a higher total they’d have to go full on from the first ball whereas they may take this a bit easier and when the inevitable wickets start tumbling they could leave themselves short. Probably haven’t expressed that very well but you get the gist.”

As we’re in a “digital” age, I’ve recorded a quick vlog with my thoughts on the runchase and England’s World Cup generally. (NB: clip contains adult language)

You’d expect the new ball to do plenty, so England will need to play some smart cricket in the first 10 overs. James Vince and Jonny Bairstow will open the batting.

Thanks Geoff, hello everyone. Tense, nervous headache? Yeah, the same. Things have suddenly become a bit too real for England fans, whose beloved bilateral conquerors could be two defeats away from a monumental humiliation. The prospect of them failing to reach the last four is so unthinkable that I can’t stop thinking about it.

They could also be five matches away from immortality, so it’s a bit early to panic. The next few hours will tell us plenty about their mental state. Despite an excellent comeback in the second half of the Australian innings, England have a stiff target of 286 to chase. I’d make the Aussies slight favourites.

That was a brilliant finish from Carey under trying circumstances. But Australia will still feel well short of where they should have been after another huge opening stand and a substantial platform. It has been a consistent issue during Australia’s campaign, but the quality of their bowling has been enough to compensate for it.

That’s what they’ll need again today: Starc and Cummins to break through early, Lyon to do the job through the middle. England bowled well, with wickets shared around between everyone but Rashid, who bowled economically and helped keep things under control. When Finch was hitting sixes off the spinners in the middle of the innings, it could have been a different story.

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50th over: Australia 285-7 (Carey 38, Starc 4) Stokes to finish off for England. Starc squeezes it back to the bowler, who fields and spins to try to run out Carey at the non-striker’s end, but elects to hold onto the ball. Smart play. Carey was diving back for his crease, and had Stokes missed he would certainly have given away four overthrows. Starc manages to get off strike next ball. Carey charges the third, but Stokes drops it short and Carey can’t get anywhere near it. The fourth he does, getting deep in the crease and driving it over cover! Super impressive this tournament, Alex Carey. Times the ball so cleanly, and finds a way. He drags two to deep midwicket and uses every molecule of oxygen in his body to get back and keep strike, then backs away once more to cut through cover for another four!

49th over: Australia 274-7 (Carey 28, Starc 3) There’s one for Carey! Top shot, after Archer starts the over with a wide. Carey expects him to try to hit that return crease, and drives the next attempt well enough to beat the cover sweeper for four. But Archer nails the yorkers thereafter, returning dots and singles. And then that’s an absolutely daft delivery to finish: with third man square and nobody stationed for a catch, he bowls short outside off and Carey slashes it fine for four.

48th over: Australia 263-7 (Carey 19, Starc 2) Mitchell Starc to the middle, and gliding a short ball for a single first ball. But that’s the tone for the over: Australia are collecting ones in the final moments rather than smashing boundaries.

“As an England fan I’m cheered up by the last hour, but Australia’s attempts to accelerate suggest that England’s bish-bash-bosh style might not work on this surface. That makes early wickets vital. I can’t see Starc being as unlucky as Woakes and Archer were,” writes Stephen Cottrell. More pessimists! Can I find someone cheerful in this country?

It gets better for England. Good line from Woakes, Cummins pushes just trying to edge to third man, but gets it finer to the keeper who takes a good tumbling catch to his right. Woakes has 2 for 3, in 4 balls. Ah, sequential.

47th over: Australia 259-6 (Carey 17, Cummins 1) Much needed boundary for Australia from Carey, who steps away from Wood’s line and hammers the ball through point. Cummins tries the uppercut when he gets on strike but can’t make contact. The English crowd is finding more voice now than when Finch was bossing it.

On another note, I really am bringing this OBO to you from within the head of a terrifying robot overlord. Bow.

That Aaron Finch looking even better when you see everybody else batting in these conditions - ominous #CWC19#ENGvAUS#bbccricket@GeoffLemonSport@MichaelVaughanpic.twitter.com/tNcCZV6V0w

46th over: Australia 253-6 (Carey 12, Cummins 0) Reward for Woakes, who bowled so well early. Then picks up a wicket in the slog overs. Smith had to go, but he was very emotional as he came off. Not at all happy with how he hit that one. Patrick Cummins is next out, very good lower-order batsman. But Australia might struggle to get 280 from here.

Mate, you’ve just caught the World Cup. Or something along those lines. Smith tries to go large over long-on, gets about half of it, and Archer runs in from the rope to take the catch.

45th over: Australia 248-5 (Smith 38, Carey 8) Wood again, fast again, singles again. England loving this again. Neither batsman can get a full swing at Wood. Carey hares back for a second run after driving wide of long-off, and that’s the productive stroke of the over.

44th over: Australia 242-5 (Smith 36, Carey 4) That’s better for Australia. Five singles from Woakes, just dropping and nudging the ball into the manifold gaps in the field. Everything in the ring is a gap, really. Then Woakes bowls too short to finish the over, and Smith clobbers him for four.

“Someone on the radio just said a batsman has ‘an average of X against pace and Y against spin’” emails Simon Gates. “What does that mean? The batsman would face both pace and spin in an innings, so what does an average against one of them mean?”

43rd over: Australia 233-5 (Smith 30, Carey 1) England will be loving this. A wicket here and a wicket there, and Wood’s over goes for only five. The projected score is being revised down as we speak. Where are all those English pessimists who were emailing me earlier? Reveal thyself!

42nd over: Australia 228-5 (Smith 27, Carey 0) Alex Carey in then, who has been a good dasher at the close. Mind you, Matthew Wade just hit the fastest ever List A hundred by an Australian during the Australia A tour a couple of days ago.

Ridiculous stuff! Smith works a single to Bairstow at long leg. Stoinis turns and starts sprinting back for a second. Smith not only doesn’t want it, he’s not even thinking about it. He has his back to Stoinis, bat down, not wanting to know. Stoinis would be able to see Smith not moving, surely, but keeps running anyway. And even runs his bat in at the non-striker’s end, next to his teammate, before continuing to walk straight off without looking back. Buttler clips the bails off with Stonis about 30 yards away and growing.

41st over: Australia 222-4 (Smith 22, Stoinis 7) Australia have struggled in this World Cup to turn some big starts into big finishes. Can they go big through the last ten, or can England haul them back? Stoinis gets a very crisp drive away from Wood to the cover boundary. Seven from the over.

40th over: Australia 213-4 (Smith 21, Stoinis 1) Slow starter is Stoinis. Can be explosive, but can also leave his team in deficit after gobbling up a lot of deliveries. He takes his time against Rashid to begin with here, before nudging off the mark. Ten overs to come.

“I would have thought that the slope benefits the top spinners,” writes Hugh Swanborough. “Being able to maximize zip off the pitch and get a bit of movement is a nice surprise delivery to have up your sleeve.”

39th over: Australia 213-4 (Smith 20, Stoinis 0) Marcus Stoinis to the middle now, to face Wood with his tail up. 94 miles an hour is the reading on one delivery, as Wood pitches full. Then back of a length to have Stoinis pulling away from the ball, startled. That’s some over.

Ouch. Maxwellball was short and furious today. Wood bowls short outside off, Maxwell tries to uppercut, and feathers it through to the keeper. Here comes the frustration at not watching an entertainer at work. We should have an exhibition game one day: Maxwell, 10 overs, unlimited wickets.

38th over: Australia 212-3 (Smith 19, Maxwell 12) Archer steaming in to Maxwell, and... that is absolutely creamed by Maxwell! What a shot! Length ball with pace aplenty, but Maxwell just launches through the line of it and hits it almost 100 metres over the leg side and into the crowd. Next ball? Same shot, one bounce in front of the rope for four. Tucks a single next ball. Exhilarating, against England’s most dangerous bowler.

37th over: Australia 200-3 (Smith 18, Maxwell 1) This is about the first time in this World Cup that Maxwell hasn’t been off the mark with a four or a six. He drives Wood nicely, but straight to mid-off, then takes a sensible single to square leg. He’s got 14 overs to face today, unlike the five or so he’s had in some other matches. Smith drives Wood dead straight for four, then glides fine through third man for another. Like brushing crumbs off his trousers. 200 up.

“The slope at Lord’s will indeed help Rashid turn his googly, if he’s bowling from the pavilion end. Are there any other international grounds with a similar slope?”

36th over: Australia 190-3 (Smith 9, Maxwell 0) How’s that for an eventful over? Finch’s hundred, and his beaming celebration, arms spread to the dressing room. Finch’s fall the next ball. Archer’s follow-up, a leg-side pie that Smith glances for four. Then Archer’s follow-up to the follow-up, a snorter at Glenn Maxwell that leaps at his grille and is fended away in the air with a flinch.

Ton and done! The very next ball, Finch hooks at Jofra Archer, and the Wizard down there at long leg gets a chance at redemption. He takes the catch off the top edge.

A misfield at long leg from Woakes, and Finch gets back for his second run. That’s 15 ODI tons for him, behind only Warner, Gilchrist, M. Waugh and Ponting for Australia.

35th over: Australia 183-2 (Finch 98, Smith 4) Stokes takes us up to the drinks break, with Finch knocking a single and Smith steering a couple.

“Omens are bad for England today,” writes Dave Seare from the dark tent where he crouches over his chicken bones. “Australia have brought a truckload of good luck (along with their skill). To compound this they’ve finally selected Nathan Lyon and are denying England a turn at the Zampa buffet. Crucially I’ve run out of milk for brews too.”

34th over: Australia 178-2 (Finch 96, Smith 1) Archer back into the attack immediately. Is that a pre-set rotation, or does Morgan want him to bowl at Smith before the batsman is set? If so, it doesn’t work, because Finch sprints back for a second run to start the over, then cuts a single at the end to keep strike.

33rd over: Australia 175-2 (Finch 93, Smith 1) You don’t really mind the wicket, do you if you’re Australia? Because it brings Steve Smith to the crease, and he’s exactly the hard-running accumulator you’d like at this stage of an innings. He gets off the mark by driving to deep cover for one.

Straight through him! No footwork from Khawaja, he just stood up and drove half-heartedly at Stokes and the ball zips through the gate to take down off stump. Big celebrations from Stokes, surprise surprise. The bowling change comes off.

32nd over: Australia 173-1 (Finch 92, Khawaja 23) Gorgeous from Finch, who is threatening to score another hundred. Rashid gives a lot of flight, the ball drops on a full length, and Finch is there waiting for it like a wolf at the door, licking his chops. He drives it through cover dreamily.

31st over: Australia 166-1 (Finch 88, Khawaja 20) I’m liking this Stokes change. It’s opened up a contest. Finch square drives him gorgeously for what should be four, but Archer does well on the rope to save. Then Stokes zings through a bouncer that Finch can’t get near on the hook. Willing.

30th over: Australia 162-1 (Finch 85, Khawaja 19) Rashid from the Pavilion End, where I suppose the slope would help his googly? Tell me if you know more about this weird angled ground than I. Khawaja is quick to sweep again when the opportunity presents, for a couple more runs.

I’m sensing a certain theme in Kanishk Srinivasan’s correspondence.

29th over: Australia 158-1 (Finch 84, Khawaja 16) Stokes is back, giving Moeen a break. And perhaps seam is England’s better option just now, with three prodded runs, a couple of miscues, and a ball that jags and beats Finch in a more menacing fashion than anything Moeen sent down. Finch is very capable of monstering spinners on a good day.

28th over: Australia 155-1 (Finch 82, Khawaja 15) Missed stumping! That was a straightforward one for Buttler. Rashid hung the ball up there, drew Khawaja forward, beat his push, and dragged his back foot out. The ball skipped through but hit the heels of Buttler’s hands and bounced back. I don’t think he even really reacted to that ball in time. Khawaja celebrates his reprieve with the exuberance of a man released from prison, reverse-sweeping a four immediately.

27th over: Australia 148-1 (Finch 81, Khawaja 9) Eight more from Moeen’s over, as Finch ends it with an edge to third man for four. Moeen has conceded 42 in 36 balls.

26th over: Australia 141-1 (Finch 76, Khawaja 7) England’s spinners rattling through the overs, as must I. Lots of great emails coming in, thank you all. Rashid concedes a single, then a brace thanks to Root’s misfield.

25th over: Australia 138-1 (Finch 74, Khawaja 6) Singles, singles, the Finch clouts Moeen straight for six! That was such a casual easy swing of the bat. It looked like long-on might be in play for a minute, but the ball sailed over his head. Finch makes it looks simple.

24th over: Australia 129-1 (Finch 67, Khawaja 4) A quiet over from Rashid, with Khawaja sweeping a couple. He does love the sweeps, in all their forms. Big fan of Dick van Dyke.

“At the risk of betraying both of my cricketing prejudices,” warns Brian Withington, “the only Australian bowler I want to have a good one today is Peter Siddle at Chelmsford.”

23rd over: Australia 125-1 (Finch 66, Khawaja 1) So an eventful over, that one. Finch whacks a couple to cover, then blasts a six over midwicket via his meaty slog-sweep. Loves that shot, getting his front foot well forward, dropping his knees and blasting through the line. Then Warner’s wicket falls, and Usman Khawaja comes out at first drop. Played well last time out against Bangladesh, needs to do it again.

Thanks Martin! And thanks Moeen, who finally gets reward for England. It was the bounce wot did it, Your Honour. Width outside off, Warner looks to cut, but the ball leaps on him and takes the top edge, looping tamely to point. The Big Bad Wolf is out, and gets a fair razzing from the crowd as he leaves. Either that or they’re saying “Rooooooooot” for the catch.

22nd over: Australia 114-0 (Finch 56, Warner 53) Rashid with this over. Just a couple of singles, but one of them moves Warner from 499 runs to 500 in this edition of the World Cup. Ridiculous numbers really.

21st over: Australia 112-0 (Finch 55, Warner 52) Finally a quiet over for England, as Moeen starts looping his deliveries up, and Finch decides he’s content to be watchful for a few deliveries. Two singles in the end.

Martin Sinclair is halfway out the door. “This has been a difficult morning and I’m wondering whether we’re watching the wheels coming off the England wagon. Yes, we can beat anyone on our day, but we can also lose to anyone and we all know about England’s fabled mental fortitude and ability to grind out wins under pressure. Er... Having followed the morning’s play obsessively up till now, I feel I have to take a break in case it it is my close attention that is jinxing us. I’ll check back in later when hopefully the score is around 154/6. See you then!”

20th over: Australia 110-0 (Finch 54, Warner 51) The run twins are at it again, with a drive for one from Rashid. Matching fifties, and in such an adorable shade! They look cute.

So is Thomas Taylor. “Is there anything better than staying up ‘til half four in the morning to watch England vs. Australia in a bar in Mexico with your Spanish girlfriend asleep in your arms?”

19th over: Australia 106-0 (Finch 52, Warner 49) A couple more runs out to deep midwicket, and Finch has his fifty. In this World Cup he has 66, 6, 36, 82, 153, 53, and now 52 not out. And that 36 he was smashing it but got run out.

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18th over: Australia 100-0 (Finch 48, Warner 47) Double spin change, with Adil Rashid’s leg-breaks from the Pavilion End. And Warner goes after him immediately. This must be a plan. First ball, tonked over mid-off for a couple. Third ball, pulled for four. Fifth ball, driving hard past a diving Moeen at mid-off. Ten from the over, all to Warner, and that’s the eighth century partnership in ODIs for this pair, and their third in this World Cup. Australia cruising.

Anyone getting nervous yet @GeoffLemonSport? This is nice tight stuff, and I'd rate our first change options as better than Aussie, but this feels like when we used to put teams in in the 90s because it was cloudy and they'd be 80-0 at lunch. Wickets are what's needed, as always.

17th over: Australia 90-0 (Finch 48, Warner 37) Moeen versus Warner. This match-up has some history. England’s off-spinner starts up from the Nursery End, fittingly given he and his wife have just had a baby daughter. Warner drives a couple out into the deep, then gets two bonus overthrows from a nudge for a single, as Morgan’s throw is wild to Buttler. A couple of sedate singles, seven from the over, and Australia continue to cruise.

A round of applause for Porus Patwari, everyone. “Long time lurker, first time poster here.” See, we’re not so scary.

16th over: Australia 83-0 (Finch 47, Warner 31) Mark Wood and his imaginary horse are being tonked today. Amongst a few streaky moments, like when Finch almost lifts a ball to mid-off. But around that Finch pulls fine to the fence, and crashes another straight drive. He’s having a wild World Cup, Finch. Drinks.

15th over: Australia 75-0 (Finch 39, Warner 31) That’s Warner looking good. Only for a single, but first ball from Ben Stokes sees Warner up on the balls of his feet, opening the blade and punching effortlessly behind point, crisply timed. That’s how he has scored so many of his Test runs the last few years, and it’s a sign of his game in good order. Perhaps things are slowly starting to come together. It’s this strange situation where he’s made an absolute pile of runs despite not hitting the ball as convincingly as he has at his best.

14th over: Australia 71-0 (Finch 37, Warner 29) And Warner carries on doing what Warner does, not quite timing his own shots but piling up runs nonetheless. He hangs back and drags a pull shot from Wood over mid-on, where it hung in the air for a minute but dropped into the plentiful safe acres beyond Moeen Ali. Warner then flicks three to midwicket, before Finch plays his own cramped pull shot over midwicket. Wood bowls a wide, then finally pulls things back with a couple of dots, but the over costs a dozen.

13th over: Australia 59-0 (Finch 33, Warner 22) This has to be one of the best wicketless opening spells in a one-dayer. Woakes has Finch completely mistiming his drive, aiming through mid-off but dragging away through mid-on. Of course a few people still have to say “Shot!” because the ball went relatively straight for four, but it was never controlled. Then Woakes bowls a hand grenade, a ball that takes off from a good length, flying up to chest height as it passes Finch, the soaring through to the keeper. It jagged off the seam too. Literally unplayable. But as Woakes pitches fuller looking for something similarly unexpected, Finch thrashes a straight drive that does connect well for four.

12th over: Australia 50-0 (Finch 25, Warner 22) Mark Wood will be the first bowling change, on for Archer. Pace for pace. And he delivers first up, nailing Finch on the hip in an unpadded region, which causes a fair bit of pain. It must bruise up badly there where it’s basically skin and bone. Wood errs with the next ball though, and even the uncomfortable Finch can glance it for four. Then a leg bye, and Warner finishes the over by aiming a huge drive at a ghost ball – it was never there. Whoooooo.

Ok, by popular demand you can all blast Farnsy one more time.

11th over: Australia 44-0 (Finch 21, Warner 22) Another Woakes over, another big miscue from Finch as his off-side drive fetches an on-side run. Woakes is swinging the ball into Warner, the left-hander, and denying him any space. Warner is happy to wait this spell out, it seems.

10th over: Australia 44-0 (Finch 20, Warner 22) Archer just errs in length this over, and Warner is exactly the opportunist to take full toll. First he steps across and flips a couple of runs behind square, with only a great sprint from Rashid around from fine leg and a tumbling save preventing a boundary. Then Warner nails his cut shot to a ball just fractionally short, and gets four through point. He’s gone past Finch’s score.

9th over: Australia 36-0 (Finch 19, Warner 15) Woakes! He’s bowling a beautiful spell here. Cuts the ball savagely, twice in the over, once through each batsman. One run from the over, from a push off the hip. He’s all over it today, England’s opening bowler.

Matt Dony emails in. “Advance Australia Fair? Surely John Farnham’s anthemic You’re The Voice is the most inspiring. I’m pretty sure I’m yet to see coverage of a major Australian event that doesn’t have it playing in the background at some point. You guys sure love Farnham.”

8th over: Australia 35-0 (Finch 19, Warner 14) Archer is really going smoothly now. He’s bowling with the slope at Lord’s, from the Pavilion End, and decking the ball appreciably. Back of a length, pushing both batsmen back, not giving any room. The only scoring shot is Warner getting an airborne three through midwicket.

The Airborne Three. They solve plane crimes, I guess? Serialisation rights available on request.

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7th over: Australia 32-0 (Finch 19, Warner 11) Finch survives the review and gets off strike. Warner plays a strange sort of shot, going deep in his crease to a half-volley and then lifting it almost off the toe of the bat, over mid-off for four. Trying to get going. Then England almost review again, as Woakes buzzsaws Warner in two with a ball carving past his inside edge and over the stumps. Woakes things it took an edge, but is dissuaded.

Leg before shout... Woakes hits him in front of middle, but high and with some angle on the delivery. The umpire says no, England say let’s check, and the review finds that it was at best clipping the leg bail. Umpire’s call, England keep the review, Finch keeps his wicket.

6th over: Australia 26-0 (Finch 18, Warner 6) Jofra Archer to Finch, who drives and is dropped! The Aussie skipper has been put down by James Vince at backward point. Jason Roy would have caught that. You’ve just dropped a potentially quite useful two points at the World Cup. Et cetera.

No, it was a very tough one. High and to his right, Vince flew across into the frame slow-motion like a pelican coming in to land. Got good airtime. Got fingertips to it. Wasn’t much of a chance to fluke that one. Call it a quarter chance. But Finch has played a gaggle of false shots thus far.

5th over: Australia 23-0 (Finch 15, Warner 6) Finch looks good when he hits them. Woakes gets too short and Finch nails the pull shot through midwicket. Then knocks a single to the leg side.

Abhijato is quick off the email mark. “England were supposed to be the best team in this World Cup, but their performances haven’t shown that. Their last three matches are virtual must-wins against the three best teams of the tournament if they are to make it to the knockouts - an objective which the ECB has invested a lot in fulfilling (while also sacrificing their overall domestic structure’s overall stability). The following three matches might just be the most important in their cricketing history...”

4th over: Australia 13-0 (Finch 10, Warner 6) Archer hasn’t taken long to settle. Bowls a peach to Finch, back of a length and seaming away with a sizzle off the pitch. Finch eventually gets another high edge through a vacant area behind point, then to close the over Warner gets a ball leg-side enough to pull it fine for four.

3rd over: Australia 13-0 (Finch 9, Warner 2) Chris Woakes gives Warner a working over around off stump, but Warner is resolute in defence. Watching carefully, not willing to try anything, not until the last ball of the over which Warner chops hard into the ground behind point. It looks ungainly, but it’s safe, and it nets him two runs to get off the mark.

2nd over: Australia 11-0 (Finch 9, Warner 0) Jofra Archer to start from the Pavilion End. His first ball to Australia in what will hopefully be a long and beautiful friendship. It’s a peace offering, floated up outside off stump and driven by Finch for four! Top shot, splitting the cover field along the ground. Jofra gets his length right after that, and Finch watchfully plays out the over. Punch and counter.

1st over: Australia 7-0 (Finch 5, Warner 0) Chris Woakes will get this who on the road. Finch facing the first ball without incident, then edging the second over slip! Went for it hard, as he does, and got a thick airborne edge. Away for four. Then a couple of leg byes off the thigh pad, and a single to cover. Warner gets stranded by a ball that moves away appreciably, so much so that I don’t think you could say that he played at it. Eventful start.

Morning / evening / International Space Station orbit to you all. Which is the more inspiring song: Advance Australia Fair, or Stand By, by Rudimental? A titanic battle for the ages. It’s humid and grey and not too warm here in London. A wet dog sort of day. What will that do to the ball? Let’s find out.

Speaking of Geoff, here he is to take over the OBO controls and guide you through the Australian innings. Cheerio from me.

“Even two-thirds of the way through the Cricket World Cup group stage we are still waiting for teams to peel off their false moustaches and reveal who they really are,” writes Geoff Lemon in his match preview. For a team blessed with a rich history of facial hair, these Australians are actually relatively clean shaven for this tournament. Just Starc, Richardson and Warner can claim to have top lip slugs, and none stand alone – they’re all part of a wider bearded look. Boon, Hughes and Mitchell Johnson in Movember these are not.

Anyway, just a thought that entirely misses the point of Geoff’s excellent article, which you can read here:

Related: Australia need to show flexible side to give England a big World Cup problem | Geoff Lemon

But first we’ll have the anthems. Advance Australia first. The players lock arms as a giant cricket ball covered in an Australian flag floats in the background. If that doesn’t bring a tear to your eye, nothing will. And now God Save the Queen. Nearly ready to go.

“I was at Jimmy Anderson’s book launch recently when he commented that Virat Kohli wasn’t being nice in asking Indian fans not to boo,” writes Evelyn Williames. “He realised that the booing just encouraged them (as it did Stuart Broad in Australia).” We’re about to find out, with Warner under 10 minutes away from walking out onto the hallowed Lord’s turf, alongside his opening partner Aaron Finch.

Today is a big test for England. And it’s not going to get any easier in their remaining two matches. Let’s not forget who lies in store for the hosts in their remaining two games after Australia: India and New Zealand. Defeat today could seriously damage their hopes of reaching the semis, especially with Bangladesh breathing down their necks – who are now just a point behind after victory in Southampton 24 hours ago.

Related: Bangladesh keep hopes alive as Shakib Al Hasan sinks Afghanistan

Just to confirm those line-ups:

We win the toss and bowl!

Let's do this boys

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England have won the toss and will bowl. We’ve made two changes IN: Lyon and Behrendorff OUT: Zampa and Coulter-Nile. England are unchanged. 30 minutes until the first ball #CmonAussie#ENGvAUS#CWC19pic.twitter.com/b9USildHsW

Morgan flips the coin, Finch calls wrongly and England will bowl first in the overcast conditions.

In terms of teams, Morgan confirms England are unchanged after Archer passed a late fitness test. “He’s good. He had a little stiffness in his side the last two games,” Morgan says, before saying he’s now good to go.

The captain doth protest too much. Here’s the inimitable Vic Marks, on Morgan and the fact that is most certainly not a hum-drum, just-another-game for England.

Eoin Morgan is entitled not to over-hype the occasion and to keep his players cool. But the protestation that this is just a routine World Cup match was not entirely convincing. In fact, if England had beaten Sri Lanka at Headingley his view of Tuesday’s mouthwatering meeting with Australia would have more credence.

It is true that England can lose at Lord’s and still control their own destiny in this tournament as they strive to satisfy the bare minimum of expectations: reaching the semi-finals. But if Australia prevail then the nerves really start jangling, however icy-calm Morgan may like to appear. Then England might have to win both their remaining matches, against India and New Zealand, neither of whom have been beaten so far.

Related: England need to hold their nerve as Australia focus on the main chance | Vic Marks

More on the weather. The importance of the weather radar to everyone’s enjoyment today cannot be underestimated. There’s cloud cover hanging over Lord’s, but importantly no rain and we’re set to get underway with no delay.

Team news. Confirmed XIs obviously won’t be in until a bit later, but Jofra Archer has been suffering from a side problem and underwent a late fitness test at Lord’s. He’s passed it, according to OBOer Adam Collins.

It is dry at @HomeOfCricket; all that matters after rain earlier. Jofra Archer has been declared fit after picking up a side niggle. Toss in 20. #CWC19#ENGvAUSpic.twitter.com/kha0yPS3qk

Regaining trust takes a lot of time”. For anyone fearing the Lord’s crowd may delight in getting on the backs of the two players at the centre of the aforementioned scandal, thank goodness then for England captain Eoin Morgan, who took the opportunity on the eve of the match to pour cold water on any hot heads wanting to have a pop at poor old Dave Warner and Steve Smith. No, not really, they’re fair game apparently.

Related: Eoin Morgan declines to ask England fans not to boo Smith and Warner

Hello and welcome. Sydney calling first up to set the scene ahead of today’s hugely-anticipated meeting at Lord’s, before handing over to London for the start of play (10:30am local, 7:30pm AEST). It hardly needs hyping, such is the, um, special relationship between these two countries, but the fact that this gives England fans a chance to remind their antipodean cousins of the time Australian cricket imploded in Cape Town 15 months ago is sure to only add even more heat to an already five-chilli occasion.

But it’s not just about two very naughty boys seeking a kind of redemption and some inevitably cheap jokes emanating from the stands today. There’s a Cricket World Cup on, and with just two points separating the sides heading into this fixture, there’s table position to play for. Australia sit in second on 10 points, with England fourth on eight, both having played six games. An Australian win will see them leapfrog New Zealand into top spot and put a huge dent in England’s hopes of reaching the semis; defeat will see England draw level on points. First place plays fourth and second plays third in the semis.

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47th over: Pakistan 225-3 (Babar 99, Sohail 60) Target 238 The Edgbaston crowd are suitably frenzied with Babar on 99, Boult the man with the ball in his hand. He beats him with a lovely little crossed-seamer, too. Next, he’s up for leg before. Not out. One ball to go in the over, they’re chanting his name... and he picks out short cover. They, and we, will have to wait. Pakistan need 13 from 18 balls.

46th over: Pakistan 224-3 (Babar 99, Sohail 59) Target 238 Hard not to love the fact that, as the TV just showed, every result Pakistan had in the 1992 World Cup has been replicated so far in this competition - even down to the point that their seventh game was won by seven wickets. Ferguson was electrifying to begin at the conclusion of the first power play but has not quite hit those heights since. He is still rapid, Sohail forced to play a lookaway pull off his face, but he’s now bowling at batsmen who are so well set. Babar finishes pulling away a short all that doesn’t get up, slamming it into the gap for another four, moving to one short of a ton.

“For all the deserved Kiwi playlist love-in, it’s looking increasingly likely that this Pakistani Classic of the 80’s will be rehashed,” says Nick Toovey. “It’s Zaheer Abbas, It’s Javed Miandad, It’s Shakhoor Rana. It’s Dil Dil Pakistan indeed.”

45th over: Pakistan 215-3 (Babar 93, Sohail 57) Target 238 Back to back half-centuries for Sohail after coming back into the team, his three fours and two sixes leaving a matchwinning mark on both games. He’s to the milestone with a steer behind point off Boult, the 100 stand raised from the next ball with two behind square. To finish, he goes up and over extra cover for four more! Shot!

44th over: Pakistan 207-3 (Babar 93, Sohail 49) Target 238 Santner’s final over. He’s still generating plenty of bite, but with soft hands and no men around the bat, Babar gets through the balls that need defending before clobbering a couple wide of the sweeper at midwicket. Somehow, the Blackcaps’ sole spinner leaves the afternoon without a wicket, his figures 0/38. That’s a big win for Pakistan on a track that was genuinely turning square earlier on when Pakistan were building.

43rd over: Pakistan 204-3 (Babar 91, Sohail 48) Target 238 Babar is into the 90s with a lovely cover drive, stopped by a dive on the rope. The noise at Edgbaston is as good as it gets, every run celebrated like a ton. Boult beats Babar with the final delivery well outside the off stump, but just inside the tram tracks.

@collinsadam Enjoying your Cricket World Cup 2019 commentary (provided @BLACKCAPS win today). Cut Off Your Hands | still fond good. The Clean - Anything Could Happen better... https://t.co/N6FiDA5W6O@FalconerTim

42nd over: Pakistan 201-3 (Babar 89, Sohail 47) Target 238 Bang, bang! Santner was just about unplayable earlier but the world has changed dramatically in the time he has been out of the attack, Babar now well on the march to a century. It shows with the first two balls of the new over, both creamed to the midwicket rope in a standing-sweep posture of sorts. Fantastic batting, all along the ground. Up comes the 200 later in the over, Babar picking out the sweeper at cover. They’re doing it easy now, the sting vanishing from the contest more by the ball. 12 off it.

@collinsadam it would seem remiss to not have Chris Knox on your play list. The stadium and radio friendly Not Given Lightly is the obvious choice I reckon Half Man Half Mole would be a fitting tribute to the excellent work by the groundsman at #CWC19https://t.co/b7naVLpUDI

41st over: Pakistan 189-3 (Babar 79, Sohail 45) Target 238 Sohail is playing another matchwinning hand here, steering Boult expertly to third man for four, just as he did the South African attack time and again on Sunday. Santner has to break this partnership up in the next over or this game is surely over.

“Thanks for the top WC coverage.” Thanks for being part of it, Paul McAdam. “On the Kiwi playlist theme, the late Darcy Clay deserves a mention. Left behind just half a dozen songs, but this noisy pop belter was one of them.” Noisy pop belter? Yes, please. I’m making quite the playlist for later tonight.

40th over: Pakistan 183-3 (Babar 78, Sohail 40) Target 238 You don’t see Guptill misfield very often, but that’s what he has done at short cover off Babar. It hurts Santner’s belated return, which doesn’t have the same bite as the earlier spell. Pakistan need 55 from the final ten. I can’t see where the twist is coming from.

39th over: Pakistan 179-3 (Babar 75, Sohail 39) Target 238 Pakistan are pulling away now. Williamson does give himself another over but it doesn’t go to plan, three singles taken with enough concern, giving Sohail the confidence to get down to a fuller ball, stroking it perfectly past the man at short cover for four more! How is it possible that Sohail wasn’t in the team that played India last Sunday?

38th over: Pakistan 172-3 (Babar 73, Sohail 34) Target 238 Trent Boult is brought back from Williamson after the Munro Experiment is scrapped after one over. But Sohail is set now so it doesn’t matter an awful lot, the No5 playing a wonderful lofted straight drive for SIX! He kicks up his back foot as contact as made, confirming that he will get the full style points from all the judges. Get Santner ON NOW.

“Afternoon Adam.” Welcome, Simon McMahon. “Following on from Matt Dony’s offering, may I suggest that there will be a lot of OBOers ‘not crying’ if England do indeed crash out at the group stage. As is looking increasingly likely if Pakistan win here.”

37th over: Pakistan 164-3 (Babar 72, Sohail 27) Target 238 Williamson has given himself one too many here. They had his measure during the last two, so there was little doubt about them having a pop this time around. Ten runs was their reward, Babar jumping down to smash him once bounce over the rope at long off then thumping a long hop to the square leg boundary in consecutive balls. Pakistan need 74 in 78 balls. In reality, New Zealand need seven wickets.

36th over: Pakistan 154-3 (Babar 63, Sohail 26) Target 238 Colin Munro? Wouldn’t have thought so. Floating up a nothing ball, Babar gets on the front foot and slams it into the gap at cover to the rope. This really is Pakistan’s to lose from here.

“Really enjoying your Final Word pods which I only discovered fairly recently,” says George Young. Thanks for being part of it. “As Hafeez lined up that hoick off Williamson, McCullum on TV comms was just finishing saying how he’d previously been dismissed in the tournament by Finch & Markram. Rameez Raja could barely contain his disgust. Great moment in a gripping game.”

35th over: Pakistan 145-3 (Babar 57, Sohail 24) Target 238 The concern Williamson was providing earlier has just about vanished. He has to bring Santner back.

“Admittedly I don’t know much about Kiwi music, but wasn’t there an outfit called Crowded House?” emails John Starbuck. “Too far back to be hip any more?”

34th over: Pakistan 142-3 (Babar 56, Sohail 22) Target 238 “There will reach a point when Williamson feels like he has to make something happen,” says Nas on telly, “and he will have to go back to Santner. He’s got 18 deliveries of gold up his sleeve.” It’s Ferguson for now, who keeps slamming down his short stuff, but these two are both well enough set that they avoid any potholes. He hurries up Babar to begin and strikes his leading edge but the ball goes straight to ground at cover.

“Surely New Zealand pop music begins and ends with the perfect Hurt Feelings by Flight Of The Conchords,” insists Matthew Dony. “Also a useful anthem for those of us disappointed in the direction of England’s World Cup.” Great shout.

33rd over: Pakistan 139-3 (Babar 55, Sohail 20) Target 238 Williamson now into his fifth, but we have passed the stage where he is beating the bat. For now, at least. Three risk-free singles constitutes a very good result for the chasing side.

“Enjoying your fine wordsmithery today,” emails Jimmy Mayer. Why, thank you. “This is a lovely upbeat tune by an upcoming Kiwi band that captures my current feelings as a hope-killed England fan. We were all happy unhappy before everyone ruined our world cup by saying we would win. Go Beths yourself everyone. The Kiwi twang on “remembering puns and to take out the buns” is also a delight.”

32nd over: Pakistan 136-3 (Babar 54, Sohail 18) Target 238 Ferguson’s raw pace is back as they start to mix it up, Santner held back for three a touch later. Aside from a legside wide, he’s asking a question every ball of Babar in particular, flinging it down at the better part of 90mph. But he’s seeing them well onto the bat, no doubt far happierfacing this than spin at this stage of the chase.

31st over: Pakistan 132-3 (Babar 52, Sohail 17) Target 238 Williamson persists with at Sohail, who is good enough to get himself off strike without any risk. Back on strike later in the over, he’s beaten by another that has turned square before playing out the rest with soft hands. He’s nearly out the other end of this.

“Evening Collo.” Nick Toovey is here. “Seems as if EnZed have missed a trick by not picking Ish Sodhi today. Santner, not a renowned turned of the ball, is ripping them like Murali out there. I wonder if they’re old pal Jeetan Patel, with his expert knowledge of Edgbaston, was consulted?”

30th over: Pakistan 128-3 (Babar 51, Sohail 15) Target 238 That question again: do New Zealand just bowler Santner out, as their best bet? He’s into his seventh here and working over Babar this time around, who is happy to get off strike. Sohail goes the other way, taking him on over midwicket for a BIG SIX! Not the worst strategy with the ball spinning so much, using his feet to get to the pitch. This is a brilliant contest. This game will probably be won in the next handful of overs.

29th over: Pakistan 120-3 (Babar 50, Sohail 8) Target 238 Sohail is in all sorts of strife to Williamson now as well, twice beaten on the outside edge from consecutive balls! The skipper is giving it just as much of a rip as the specialist twirler. Earlier, he cut a four but it was the only ball he came close to middling. “It’s like a day five pitch at the moment,” says Nasser Nussain on television.

28th over: Pakistan 116-3 (Babar 50, Sohail 4) Target 238 Another brilliant, probing over from Santner. How hasn’t he picked up a wicket? He spins hard across Sohail’s blade to begin, beating the inside edge, bouncing another into the pad near enough to the glove to prompt an appeal for a catch close to the wicket. Another ragged delivery then angles back; just kept out. He has 0/11 from six.

27th over: Pakistan 115-3 (Babar 50, Sohail 3) Target 238 The task isn’t quite as tough against Williamson, the sweepers picked out for the first half of the new over, Babar bringing up his half-century with one around the corner. The Kiwi captain, though, does find the inside edge to finish. He has to keep going, I think.

“Never mind the upturned collar or wearing a jumper in the field,” writes Dan Taylor. “I spent an unnecessary part of the 80’s wearing a bandana as a headband because I’d seen Martin Crowe do it.” There’s a good reason to bat in a bandana. Dan Norcross, from TMS, explains the science behind it in the final stanza of this.

26th over: Pakistan 112-3 (Babar 49, Sohail 1) Target 238 Santner gives Babar a long hop and it’s nearly a second wicket in two overs caught at deep midwicket! Thankfully for the Pakistan No3, his hoick doesn’t end up going to hand. Sohail’s turn, and he’s beaten on the inside edge. Quality bowling again from the tweaker.

“Harmonic Generator by The Datsuns is a total classic,” contributes Louise Wright. Ah, The Datsuns, they sure had their moment. “I also saw a young NZ garage band a year ago that redefined the term full-on, but I can’t remember their name other than it started with “The” which doesn’t narrow it down much. I believe this is a reflection of me having given my all to their musical stylings, so clearly they’re great, but I can see that it’s not much help to you.”

25th over: Pakistan 110-3 (Babar 48, Sohail 0) Target 238 The decision to bowl himself made sense: he has 35 ODI wickets, TMS tells me, his last ODI scalps also against taken against Pakistan in January last year. The new man Sohail pats a full toss away to begin. If he bats even half as well as he did on Sunday, they’re home.

“I think we are buggered to be honest but this Phoenix Foundation jam helps dull the pain,” observes Kiwi Adam Groucott. “Big Cricket fans they are too, I believe Sam penned some cricket pieces for big paper. Lou Vincent’s cameo sadly dates the video, poor Lou.” He finishes by saying nice things about the OBO. Thank you.

The captain does it! He’s brought himself on to break the partnership and that’s exactly what he’s done! After going for the reverse sweep the ball before, Hafeez went hard over midwicket from the next, popping the catch down Ferguson’s throat on the boundary. Just when the Blackcaps were in strike, the captain with the golden touch has dragged them straight back into the contest.

24th over: Pakistan 105-2 (Babar 46, Hafeez 29) Target 238 Santner has a second slip in place. How do they manage his overs? Does he bowl them out? He’s the most important man on the park right now. As the sole spinner, all eyes are on him. But it isn’t to bee this time around, Pakistan through it unscathed. It doesn’t mater that only one run was added. This is all about keeping Santner quiet.

“Please reassure the whippersnapper Mac Millings that some of us turned up our collars in homage to (I wouldn’t dare say imitation of) Sir Garfield,” emails Geoff Wignall. “Sweaters were usually just a question of how many - essentially determined by wind direction (it was the Lancs coast).”

23rd over: Pakistan 104-2 (Babar 45, Hafeez 29) Target 238 Neesham has an important job to do here, keeping the pressure on to maximise Santner’s potency. Again he’s good early before spraying a wide then giving Babar a short ball, which he tucks into through midwicket for four. “That was a free hit,” says Graeme Swann on TMS. “Neesham doesn’t have the pace for that on this wicket.” A single to cover raises the 100 for Pakistan and the roar around Edgbaston is everything you want a World Cup to be. To think where this side were a week ago. Last ball, Hafeez edges through third man for another four! That’s a big over: 13 off it!

22nd over: Pakistan 91-2 (Babar 38, Hafeez 24) Target 238 Santner is giving the ball a real chance to turn and doing everything but take a wicket. He wins an edge from Babar that runs away for two before beating the bat with an unplayable. Too good. Another edge next up, the quicker one clipped high on the bat and smacking the ‘keeper Latham in the chest. Yep, that’s a drop the replay confirms. What they would give to be able to throw the ball to Ish Sodhi right now up the other end.

21st over: Pakistan 89-2 (Babar 36, Hafeez 24) Target 238 Neesham again gets through a tidy enough over, three singles taken to the sweepers on the legside, the all-rounder attacking the stumps throughout.

“If you are looking for the seminal kiwi classic for the groundsman to play,” begins Brent Lindsay, “then look no further than dalvanius and the Patea Maori club 1982 classic “poi e”. One of the great video clips too.” Okay, in it goes.

20th over: Pakistan 86-2 (Babar 34, Hafeez 23) Target 238 Mix-up! Babar was running back to the danger end first ball of Santner’s new over, scrambling back after pushing behind point. Five dots to finish, Hafeez pushed back in his crease by Santner, who is getting plenty over overspin. Graeme Swann is asked on TMS if New Zealand missed a trick not playing a second spinner. “Absolutely.”

“Only one option on the NZ pop front,” insists Peter Salmon. “Perhaps the most perfect pop song of all time.” This is a big build up. “Not even going to try and work in a cricket reference. Listen, just listen!” I can’t right this moment, but I will pop it in on the basis that I’m enjoying evident passion for the track.

19th over: Pakistan 84-2 (Babar 34, Hafeez 21) Target 238 Neesham is on in an effort to replicate his earlier success, having performed so well at the death against Carlos Brathwaite on Saturday, it is worth remembering. He does well here with five dots until the final ball, which gives Babar just enough time to get onto the balls of his feet again, punching once more through point. Such a classy shot.

It’s The Spin in podcast form! Geoff Lemon and Felicity Ward are the all-Aussie panel joining Emma, and they discuss yesterday’s game; critiquing England’s top order, England’s bowling and the cricketarist (I am told).

Related: England down but not out, and Carlos Brathwaite: The Movie – The Spin Podcast

18th over: Pakistan 80-2 (Babar 31, Hafeez 20) Target 238 It is the left-arm spin of Santner for the first time today and he’s immediately on the money, beating Babar with a one that dips before turning. After exchanging singles, Babar is squared up from the final ball, the edge spilling away behind point. “If the pitch is going to grip like that,” says Rameez Raja on TMS “you’ve got to be so mentally tough.”

17th over: Pakistan 77-2 (Babar 28, Hafeez 20) Target 238 Babar is high on the balls of feet playing one of the shots of the day first ball after drinks, timing Ferguson to the point boundary. Surely Pakistan’s best player will go on with it today. Hafeez is less convincing, beaten first then edging, Ross Taylor doing brilliantly to stop four runs with his right hand but only six inches away from a superb snaffle at first slip.

Hafeez has nipped off the ground to the toilet during the break as he did in the fixture at Lord’s the other day. Let’s do some emails while we wait.

“Lockie’s sensational pace and all is fine, but that Ferguson ‘stache is to die for!” says OB Jato. Too right. I’ve started my own recently, but not a patch on Lockie’s.

16th over: Pakistan 71-2 (Babar 23, Hafeez 20) Target 238 Nice from Babar, using what pace de Grandhomme has to tickle a couple to third man, then giving the strike to Hafeez. He’s playing the all-rounder carefully until he’s gifted a long hop to finish, punishing it behind point. That’s drinks. We’re right in the balance.

15th over: Pakistan 64-2 (Babar 20, Hafeez 16) Target 238 Hafeez won’t give this up to Ferguson, don’t worry about that. Short early in the over, he’s cutting through point for four, then pulling the next short ball for the same result! Ferguson sticks with the plan, this time slipping his bumper into the grille! This is proper cricket.

14th over: Pakistan 56-2 (Babar 20, Hafeez 8) Target 238 de Grandhomme has Latham up to the stumps to start his middle-overs spell after such an important contribution earlier with the bat. They’re easier runs at this end, Babar twice picking up two to finish, splitting the sweepers on both sides of the wicket.

“I guess this had to be the clash of two best mustaches in the WC: Ferguson vs Hafeez,” writes Kali Srikanth. “A big ahoy from DC!! How on middle earth do NZ produce fast bowlers with such clean bowling action with accuracy and maglev level pace. From Hadlee to Cairns (in his prime) to Bond to Southee to Boult to Martin...and on.” To Ferguson. His action is a delight. Full commitment.

13th over: Pakistan 51-2 (Babar 16, Hafeez 7) Target 238 Okay, we’re back after toughly ten minutes we aren’t getting back. Instead of going upstairs to begin, Ferguson attacks the stumps of Hafeez. Knowing the shorter one must be coming up next, the veteran gets back early to pull confident for four! The quick delivers a perfect response of his own, beating the edge with an outswiger. Top contest.

“I have no doubt, Adam, that you are far too young, despite OB Jato’s suggestion, to be taken as far back as 1992 by anything,” asserts Mac Millings (incorrectly). “On the other hand, the dream I had last night about Bob Willis’s 8-fer at Headingley in ‘81 dates me pretty well, as does the fact that, when I was a kid, I used to wear my collar up because that’s what the South African Cantona, Tony Grieg, did.”

The delay is, of course, because of the sight screen. They are running out some black extra covers for a corner that is now white. Ladies and gents, the World Cup.

Back to my happier topic: which Kiwi songs should the Cricket Ground DJ belt out when the Blackcaps have something to celebrate? There are few things better in sport than an Eden Park crowd giving this a BIG blast during rugby/cricket.

12th over: Pakistan 46-2 (Babar 16, Hafeez 2) Target 238 Just the follow up that Ferguson needs from the other end, Henry keeping Hafeez down there for the duration, the old boy keeing the strike with one to midwicket. Time for round two. There’s a brief delay between overs for reasons that are unclear, allowing for some Simon Doull analysis on Ferguson. “He has big buttocks,” [and they cannot lie]. “Most of the great bowlers have a solid lower half that allows power.”

“Babar needs to play within himself today,” Abhijato Sensarma. “People tend to criticise him for his slow strike rate, but this chase is custom-built for him to anchor with a classical knock out of an ODI in the 90s. If he does win it for his team, the tournament table is going to open up furthermore, and the fourth playoff spot’s occupation will become as unpredictable as this Pakistan team.”

11th over: Pakistan 45-2 (Babar 16, Hafeez 1) Target 238 Ooooooohhhhhh! Hafeez nearly runs himself out first ball! What is he doing? Ferguson has him feeling off the front foot in defence, the 38-year-old taking about four steps down the track for reasons best explained by him. Had the throw been on target, he would have been gone first ball. Next up, the bouncer! Accurate and anging back, he keeps it off his helmet with his glove. That’s class fast bowling. Watching back the Imam dismissal, that’s shorter than I’ve given it credit for below as well. Rapid. He keeps going, cutting Hafeez in half with another banged in there, finding his inside edge with the final delivery of the brilliant set. What an outstanding over.

Ferguson is in the book from his second ball! Running in with his long sleeves, black boots (are they even boots?!) and shirt untucked, he’s hurled one down just short of a length, Imam getting a leading edge that’s taken by Guptill making a big dive in front of him! Too quick. Ferguson now has 15 wickets in this World Cup.

10th over: Pakistan 43-1 (Imam 19, Babar 15) Target 238 Henry not far away with hsi off-cutter, winning Babar’s inside edge. A good response from the right-hander too, striking a confident push into midwicket for a single to keep the strike. Ooooooooh, the cricket ground DJ has gone and had a blinder between overs...

9th over: Pakistan 41-1 (Imam 18, Babar 14) Target 238 Two word class cricketers duking it out here, Babar creaming Boult for a classy cover drive on the up and later repeating the shot for a boundary again. But to begin, the left-armer beat him with an absolute gem that seamed away to miss the outside edge and off-stump by no more than an inch collectively. He then beat him again. Outstanding cricket.

“Quite right,” adds Jack Jorgensen. “I’m ashamed of myself for forgetting Shakib.” Nae bother, it hasn’t just been you over the last decade. But that’s set to change now. I trust we all saw the marathon handshake when he won POTM on Monday?

@collinsadam@GeoffLemonSport Finally. A handshake that does Shakib justice. Lucky he bowls slow left arm. Surely Hall of Fame worthy? pic.twitter.com/Ze4nPAi0zD

8th over: Pakistan 33-1 (Imam 18, Babar 6) Target 238 Henry goes again. How long before we see Lockie Ferguson, I wonder? Brendon McCullum doesn’t want Kane Williamson to change the winning formula with the quickest bowler they have, leaving him until the end of the tenth over so extra fielders can be put in position for his short ball. Babar strikes a nice drive to point but Santner stops runs on the circle there. Other than that, Henry - who took some brutal tap from Brathwaite on Saturday - is right on top. Babar keeps the strike with one to square leg.

7th over: Pakistan 32-1 (Imam 18, Babar 5) Target 238 Ian Smith makes a good point on the telly that New Zealand need to gallop through their overs as Kane Williamson will be suspended if he’s pinged again for a slow over rate, as he was against the West Indies. Imam starts against Boult here with a neat push through cover for two but the Blackcaps’ spearhead bounces back with five tidy dots.

6th over: Pakistan 30-1 (Imam 16, Babar 5) Target 238 Babar is calling loudly as he picks out the fielders inside the circle, leaving nothing to chance while playing himself in. Ooops, scrap that: next ball he’s nearly holing out from a badly miscued pull shot, de Grandhomme putting in a full-length dive running back at midwicket, just short of pulling in a classic catch. Babar is far more convincing through the posh side, timing three through cover point from the balls of his feet.

5th over: Pakistan 24-1 (Imam 15, Babar 0) Target 238 Good stuff from Imam and New Zealand there, the opener chopping into Boult into his pad flap and pulling the ball out with his hand. He was about the instinctively throw it back to the quick but instead dropped it to the ground, laughing that he didn’t know what he was to do in that situation. Smiles all round. From the delivery before, Imam’s edge was won by the bowler, albeit through about third slip down to the rope.

4th over: Pakistan 20-1 (Imam 11, Babar 0) Target 238 That wicket settled things down, after four boundaries in the first 13 deliveries of Pakistan’s reply. Much better from Henry, giving up just a single to cover from Imam. Babar defends the first couple of balls of his day. The classy No3 has a big job ahead of him here.

“Are you sure the Pakistani fans aren’t taking you back to 1992?” asks OB Jato. Well, as I am sure you all know, every time Pakistan have won a global trophy it has been after getting into serious trouble during the group stage. Dare to dream.

After playing a crunching square drive to start the over, Fakhar is sorted out by Boult from the final ball of it, his leading edge flying high in the air, Guptill running back with the flight to take the chance at cover point. The flick was on but he was through it too early. The end of an exciting opening stand.

3rd over: Pakistan 19-1 (Imam 10)

2nd over: Pakistan 15-0 (Imam 10, Fakhar 5) A lovely stroke from Fakhar to get his day underway too, leaning into a full Henry delivery and lashing it through cover for four. He takes a single in that direction too, running it hard. This is a positive start from Pakistan. Imam’s turn, who plays a gorgeous straight drive to the rope. Hold that pose, young man! Yes, it was a tad full again but you’ve got to put them away and that’s precisely what he’s done. Delicious. From the final delivery they push for two, a well-timed clip this time past square leg. 11 from the over.

1st over: Pakistan 4-0 (Imam 4, Fakhar 0) Boult gets some nice shape away from Imam first up, finding his inside edge onto the pad. The opener makes solid contact with the middle of the bat soon enough, though. Guptill executes an enthusiastic diving stop inside the circle to deny Paksitan’s first single but nothing is stopping the left-hander’s pull to finish, smashed over the square leg umpire for four. Shot. The horns being blown by Pakistan fans are taking me back to 1999.

The players are back on the field. Pakistan need 238 to keep themselves in the hunt for a semi-final start. As for New Zealand, if they can do the business it will earn them a lot of friends in England, Bangladesh and Sri Lanka. Trent Boult has the first over, Imam-ul-Haq walking out with Fakhar Zaman to face the first ball. PLAY!

Speaking of enigmatic characters. I’m at Old Trafford at the moment, where a couple of hours ago Chris Gayle announced to us that he is coming out of Test retirement against India in the series that follows this World Cup. So now, he’s availabile for international selection in Tests and ODIs... but not T20s. I’m sure that return will come before the T20 World Cup next year. Move aside, Shahid Afridi. Oh, and he didn’t tell Jason Holder about it. The Windies captain found out from our questions when he sat down to talk to the media about an later. Sure.

Anyone else watching this lunch time show on Shoaib? I can’t look away. Those yorkers. Dear me. Even though it ended Mark Waugh’s career, this is my favourite.

“Hi Adam.” Afternoon, Alistair Connor. “The sign of a great team is that there are always people to step up and take responsibility. Today it’s Jimmy and Big Col, but it could have been, dare I say, anyone in the team, or squad. Nevertheless, calling them “great” seems like needless flim-flam, too fulsome, not in keeping with one’s national modesty. They are… adequate. More than adequate: capable. It makes me… proud to be a New Zealander? No, the word is too strong: well satisfied.”

Nicely put. What I like about this team is that they didn’t play a game together after February this year. They needed a lot to go right. Yes, the softer draw helped with that. But now they’re doing it tough. Tough teams win World Cups.

Thanks, Rob. A mighty, marathon OBO and what a fightback to document.Jimmy Neesham, The Bradman of Twitter has delivered in a way that so many of have wanted for him for so long. We sat down with him a couple of weeks ago to discuss how close he was to quitting the sport. GO YOU GOOD THING.

Quite brilliant. If you want to get a better understanding of what makes Jimmy Neesham tick, spend the lunch break listening to our Final Word interview with him from a couple of weeks ago. https://t.co/DPdvYYQKmx#CWC19

Pakistan need 238 to win the game and, realistically, to stay in the tournament. Adam Collins will talk you through what is likely to be a squeaky run-chase - and that’s just for England, Sri Lanka and Bangladesh, never mind the teams involved in the match.

You can email him on adam.collins@theguardian.com or tweet @CollinsAdam. Thanks for your company, bye!

50th over: New Zealand 237-6 (Neesham 97, Santner 5) Jimmy Neesham finishes the innings style, cuffing Wahab Riaz’s last delivery over midwicket for six! He ends on 97 not out from 112 balls, an exceptional innings on a tricky pitch. It was intelligent, determined and occasionally sparkling; Kane Williamson couldn’t have done it better. After a very difficult start, in which Shaheen Afridi bowled beautifully, New Zealand stole 140 from the last 19 overs, including 82 from the last nine.

49th over: New Zealand 223-6 (Neesham 85, Santner 4) Amir limits the damage in his final over, with six runs and no boundaries. It hasn’t been his best day, however. He took a wicket with his first ball but nothing after that. He finishes with figures of 10-0-67-1.

48th over: New Zealand 217-6 (Neesham 84, Santner 1) New Zealand will be pretty happy with this score, especially as they were 94 for five after 30 overs.

de Grandhomme has gone, run out after trying to steal a second to Amir at third man. He played a fine innings of 64 from 71 balls, and his partnership with Neesham was a gem: 132 in 21.2 overs.

47th over: New Zealand 209-5 (Neesham 78, de Grandhomme 63) Neesham blasts Amir’s slower ball over midwicket for six – notably, that’s the first Amir has conceded in this tournament. That’s the start of a great over for New Zealand, from which they pilfer 18 runs. de Grandhomme smears a boundary down the ground to bring up the 200 before flicking another boundary past short fine leg. On a tricky pitch, this pair have scored at more than a run a ball.


“Industrious half-centuries are all good and well,” says Ian Copestake, “but at the end of the day you can’t beat an insouciant fifty.”

46th over: New Zealand 191-5 (Neesham 70, de Grandhomme 54) New Zealand scamper hither and thither to pick up seven runs from Wahab’s eighth over.

45th over: New Zealand 184-5 (Neesham 69, de Grandhomme 50) de Grandhomme works Amir for a single to reach an industrious half-century from 63 balls. Neesham then flicks a low full toss for four to bring up an outstanding hundred partnership.

“If NZ manage to get 250, they take this match and the cup,” says Siraj Khan. “Print it and keep it somewhere.”

44th over: New Zealand 176-5 (Neesham 63, de Grandhomme 48) Neesham survives a referral and review for caught behind off the similar delivery. What a peculiar incident. He tried to hit a wide yorker from Shaheen which went under the bat and through to Sarfaraz. Pakistan appealed for caught behind, so the umpires went upstairs to see whether it was a bump ball.

The third umpire wasn’t allowed to use Ultra Edge, because it was an umpire referral rather than a Pakistan review, so he gave Neesham not out – at which point Sarfaraz reviewed so that they could use Ultra Edge. That confirmed there was no edge. There are a few questions about the protocol there, but ultimately the right decision was made.

43rd over: New Zealand 172-5 (Neesham 61, de Grandhomme 46) A cracking stroke from de Grandhomme, who picks Amir’s slower ball and pumps it over extra cover for four. New Zealand are right back in this game, which is very good news for England, and quite good news for New Zealand too.

In other news, it seems Chris Gayle is for turning, at least off the field.

Related: Chris Gayle reverses plans to retire after Cricket World Cup and wants Test recall

42nd over: New Zealand 166-5 (Neesham 60, de Grandhomme 42) A rare poor delivery from Afridi is flicked past short fine leg for four by Neesham, who is playing a gem of an innings. Some good running brings another seven runs for New Zealand. They were 97 for five after 31 overs at drinks, since when they have scored 69 from 11 overs.

41st over: New Zealand 155-5 (Neesham 52, de Grandhomme 39) New Zealand takes three singles from Shadab’s final over. He finishes with figures of 10-0-43-1; the one was Kane Williamson, which makes it a very good spell of bowling.

“Point of order to Louise Wright,” says Phil Harrison. “If you can’t hum a Swans song, you certainly can’t describe anything performed by Sunn O))) as a ‘ditty’.”

40th over: New Zealand 152-5 (Neesham 50, de Grandhomme 38) Back comes Shaheen Afridi, whose first ball is a magnificent slower ball that beats de Grandhomme and just misses the off stump. Neesham then works him for a single to reach a streetwise half-century from 77 balls. He made 26 from his first 58 balls and 24 from the last 19.

I’m keeping this one in the back pocket, you know, just in case...” says Adam Dawson. “As featured on the excellent CND/NME video comp ‘Carry on disarming’ - and unusually you can hum along to it. PS it’s Sunn O))) ... ;-)”

39th over: New Zealand 150-5 (Neesham 49, de Grandhomme 37) Wahab has such a sharp bouncer, and de Grandhomme does well to snap his head out of the way. The next ball is a bit fuller, the oldest trick in the book, and de Grandhomme misses a leaden-footed swipe. He exacerbates Wahab’s agita by top-edging the next ball straight over Sarfaraz’s head for four. de Grandhomme has ridden his luck throughout this innings, but he is making useful runs. New Zealand have scored 53 from the last eight overs.

38th over: New Zealand 144-5 (Neesham 48, de Grandhomme 32) A good over from Amir, full of variation, yields two runs and a play-and-miss from de Grandhomme.

“Do you remember that Jimmy Anderson fella?” says Ian Copestake. “He exists, yeah?”

37th over: New Zealand 142-5 (Neesham 47, de Grandhomme 31) New Zealand are inching towards a competitive score: 200 good, 220 better, 240 best. Neesham clouts a pull for two off Wahab, who has been warned for running on the pitch.

“The highest placed Englishman on that World Cup averages list is the estimable Mr Gower,” says Colum Farrelly. “He’s forty-sixth.”

36th over: New Zealand 139-5 (Neesham 45, de Grandhomme 30) Amir replaces Imad Wasim and bowls an eventful few deliveries to Neesham. A short ball is swatted for four; the next ball threatens to bounce onto the stumps after a defensive stroke, so Neesham hits it away with the back of the bat; and the last delivery of the over is a beautiful slower ball that Neesham mis-hits a couple of yards in front of the fielder at long-on.

“You can’t hum a Swans song,” upbraids Louise Wright. “It’d be like whistling Sunn o))’s latest ditty. You can intone them and you can wail them, but you can’t hum anything that tortured.”

35th over: New Zealand 132-5 (Neesham 39, de Grandhomme 29) de Grandhomme muscles a short ball from Shadab to cow corner for six. This is becoming a useful partnership, and they have slipped a couple of gears in the last few overs. Since the drinks break – and the introduction of Imad Wasim – they have scored 35 runs from four overs.

“What is going on with these pitches!?” says Jeff Docherty. “Weather-affected, instructions from above... we’ve spent four years honing our batting & bowling skills on flat fast wickets and now they’re all turgid 250-run jobbies. Why, how, what?”

34th over: New Zealand 121-5 (Neesham 38, de Grandhomme 19) Neesham drives Imad Wasim up and over extra cover for four. That should be the end of Imad, because he and Hafeez have bowled ten overs between them.

33rd over: New Zealand 115-5 (Neesham 33, de Grandhomme 18) Neesham drives Shadab handsomely for six, the first boundary of his 59-ball innings, and then de Grandhomme edges a booming drive wide of slip for four. Shadab ends the over with a vicious leg-break that beats de Grandhomme.

32nd over: New Zealand 103-5 (Neesham 26, de Grandhomme 13) Imad Wasim comes into the attack. That’s a slightly negative move from Sarfaraz, although he may just want to complete the fifth bowler’s allocation as soon as possible. Six from the over.

“Of course this is predicated on England beating India so it’s dead in the water to start with,” begins Phil Harrison, “but I hadn’t quite registered how fragile NZ’s position is. Lose today. Quite possibly lose to Australia on Saturday. And provided England beat India (HAHAHA!), England v NZ is a shoot-out for fourth spot with Pakistan qualifying in third. This could all get very dramatic, couldn’t it?”

31st over: New Zealand 97-5 (Neesham 24, de Grandhomme 9) de Grandhomme leans into an optimistic drive off Shadab, slicing it just short of the fielder at short third man. Drinks.

30th over: New Zealand 94-5 (Neesham 22, de Grandhomme 8) de Grandhomme just survives a run-out referral after a direct hit from the excellent Shadab. It was so close, with only the toe of his bat over the line when the stumps were broken.

“Highest average at the World Cup,” says Yash. “Surely Lance Klusener!”

29th over: New Zealand 88-5 (Neesham 21, de Grandhomme 3) New Zealand are going nowhere. It’s an awkward pitch, quite subcontinental, and Shadab has now bowled six overs for just 14.

There is, as we mentioned earlier, a chance that New Zealand could be dragged into the mire if they are hammered today. That would affect their net run-rate and leave them potentially vulnerable should they lose their last two games against Australia and England. I still think they will be fine, though, even if they lose all three games.

28th over: New Zealand 86-5 (Neesham 20, de Grandhomme 2) It’s hard to see New Zealand getting out of this hole now that Williamson has gone. Pakistan are all over them. Neesham survives an appeal for caught behind off Wahab, although that appeal came only from the keeper Sarfaraz. He decides not to risk Pakistan’s review.

“Are any of the OBO readership old enough to recall a time when this tournament was blighted by an imminent surfeit of dead rubbers?” says Brian Withington. “Oh what bliss it was to anticipate a procession to the semi-finals, whilst contemplating alternative formats that would deliver more competitive cricket. Perhaps England just need some cricketing version of Snakes & Ladders whereby vertiginous tumbles can be quickly followed by a plucky ascent? I think Pakistan may have already trademarked that format, though.”

27th over: New Zealand 84-5 (Neesham 19, de Grandhomme 1) That wicket brings Williamson’s tournament average down to a lamentable 138. Quiz question: who has the highest average in a completed World Cup?

Shadab gets the big wicket with a gorgeous legspinner! It dipped, turned and kissed the outside edge as Williamson pushed forward defensively. Sarfaraz, up to the stumps, took a sharp catch to spark wild celebrations. Pakistan Zindabad!

26th over: New Zealand 82-4 (Williamson 41, Neesham 18) This is a compelling struggle, with both teams not quite sure what a good score is on this pitch. Three singles from Wahab’s over. We’ve still had only one boundary in this partnership, and that came from a false stroke.

25th over: New Zealand 79-4 (Williamson 40, Neesham 16) “This World Cup,” says Abhijato Sensarma, “has been as fascinating and bizarre as the time I heard Britain’s next prime minister claim he painted model buses.”

24th over: New Zealand 77-4 (Williamson 39, Neesham 15) Wahab reminds Neesham of his menace with a rapid bouncer, and follows up with a good delivery past the edge. Neesham has been the less secure of the two, but then he is batting with an all-time great. Williamson has played expertly.

23rd over: New Zealand 76-4 (Williamson 38, Neesham 15) Two from Shabad’s over. New Zealand have restored a bit of order with this partnership; soon they’ll have to think about taking this innings to the next level. I think they’d be fairly happy with anything over 200.

“Apologies, I take it all back about you English supporters being Eyeores yesterday,” says Danielle Tolson. “I’m not enjoying this very much. Though the good sport in me (the likeable NZ part, natch) completely supports Afridi in the sporting sense. Very exciting. Re: Peter Salmon in regard to Kane W’s demeanour; when he took over from Brendan McCullum he was described in the more relaxed bits of the NZ media as a ‘sentient batting robot’ or when doing I/Vs as ‘like a very polite young man talking to his friend’s parents’.”

22nd over: New Zealand 74-4 (Williamson 37, Neesham 14) Wahab Riaz replaces Hafeez, who has sneaked through seven overs for 22, and almost picks up Williamson with three consecutive deliveries. The first takes the inside edge and flies just wide of the stumps for four; the next two zip past the outside edge. Lovely bowling from Wahab.

“Nice to see Simon ‘Hey, let me get you some lemon juice for that paper cut’ McMahon asking the big questions,” sniffs Matt Dony. “Anyway, what is sport for, if not the inducing of breakdowns? Cricket, football, rugby, darts, tiddlywinks, whatever; you can only ever enjoy so much success before the crashing wave of disappointment welcomes you into its bleak, cold arms. It’s where we sports fans belong. We try and fight it, we try and deny it, but it’s the inescapable truth. (I’m reneging on my earlier positivity. That was very much based on NZ spanking Pakistan.)”

21st over: New Zealand 68-4 (Williamson 31, Neesham 14) This has been a sensible, low-risk partnership from Williamson and Neesham. They haven’t hit a boundary and have scored only 22 in eight and a half overs; more importantly, they haven’t lost a wicket.

20th over: New Zealand 64-4 (Williamson 30, Neesham 11) This is a relatively quiet spell, with spin at both ends. Saying which, Hafeez beats Neesham with a fine delivery that curves in and then turns sharply the other way.

“Even when it’s your own side that’s on the wrong end of one of their rock’n’roll outbursts, if you don’t laugh along with and love the absolute mayhem of Pakistan cricket, you simply don’t love cricket,” says Harkarn Sumal. “If you understand cricket and this doesn’t make you giddy, then you’re dead on the inside. Mind you, I wouldn’t want to be a Pakistan fan. It’d send me to an early grave. They are absolute showbiz.”

19th over: New Zealand 60-4 (Williamson 28, Neesham 9) The legspinner Shadab Khan replaces Shaheen Afridi, who bowled a devastating spell of three for 11 from seven overs. Two from his first over. Although Pakistan are clearly on top, they will not feel comfortable while Williamson is quietly stockpiling runs.

“Hi Rob,” says Garry Sharp. “I refer not to cricket punditry but to the London Horse Manure Crisis of 1894. When the city was dependent on equine energy, getting rid of their bodily waste was a massive problem and economists predicted that if growth persisted then within a decade all London streets would be three feet deep in the stuff. They didn’t see the motor car coming. My point is that extrapolating is a dangerous game (as NZ are demonstrating) and so England will do an, er, handbrake turn and shoot off in a victorious direction.”

18th over: New Zealand 58-4 (Williamson 27, Neesham 8) Neesham gets away with a loose stroke, mistiming a lofted drive off Hafeez that lands just in front of Imad, running back from mid-on.

“Hi Rob,” says Damian Burns. “I took Stokes out of my starting 11 at the beginning of the tournament. He didn’t do enough in the Pakistan series for me. However he has proven to be England’s most useful player of the tournament. Not necessarily in the winning games, but in the last two losses he has batted with absolute maturity and class. All it will take to get through the next two games is for Buttler to find his form alongside him. Our top seven are so good we really shouldn’t need to talk about the depth of batting in the England line-up at all.”

17th over: New Zealand 54-4 (Williamson 26, Neesham 5) Afridi is on such a roll that I’d be tempted to bowl him straight through. Another challenging over goes for only a couple; Afridi’s figures belong in a Test match in the late 1980s: 7-3-11-3.

16th over: New Zealand 52-4 (Williamson 25, Neesham 4) Four from Hafeez’s over, a quick bit of filler in between overs from Shaheen Afridi.

“Yes, despair everywhere,” says Pete Salmon. “And then there is Kane Williamson. How good is he? I realised the other day I knew nothing about him except his cricket, so I spent a couple of hours watching interviews with him (I work from home). And the glorious thing is, I’m not sure there is anything about him except for cricket. Gloriously, deliriously genial and dull. Even his finest moments were recalled only after some prompting. I feel like he’d like to win the World Cup in the way your accountant might like to find you some deductions - it just shows he’s doing a good job, and if you could mention him to your friends that would be great, no worries if not. A man who definitely goes to sleep each night the moment his head hits the pillow. Love it.”

15th over: New Zealand 48-4 (Williamson 24, Neesham 1) Shaheen Afridi continues, and quite right too because he’s in the spell of his teenage life. He slips another cracking delivery - perfect length, a soupçon of seam movement - past Neesham’s attempted drive, the highlight of another maiden. His figures are stunning, but they don’t flatter him: 6-3-9-3.

14th over: New Zealand 48-4 (Williamson 24, Neesham 1) Williamson tries to sweep a leg-stump delivery from Hafeez, gets in a tangle and falls over, but he manages to fall sideways rather than out of his crease. There may also have been a bottom edge, though it was a desperately difficult chance for Sarfaraz if so.

“So, Rob, enough of this negativity,” says Simon McMahon. “How are things shaping up at Old Trafford ahead of the new football season?”

13th over: New Zealand 46-4 (Williamson 23, Neesham 0) Neesham plays and misses at his first ball, and for a moment it seemed like he’d been caught behind as well. Pakistan are well and truly on one. There’s no finer sight in sport.

“Let me share my frustration with the NZ selection,” says Ben Bernards. “Munro has had a shocking run of form in the last 12+ months, reaching 50 only once. He only sneaked into the squad as cover and made the starting XI due to an injury to his replacement as opener, Nicholls. Now that Nicholls is fit again and Munro has been (as you said) returning lower and lower scores, Nicholls should have been given a run out here, even more so considering Guptill is not performing either. Then we have Latham in woeful form with the bat, and a man in great form who is also a specialist wicket keeper (Latham is only a part-timer) not given a crack in Tom Blundell. I would also have liked to see Sodhi given a go in place of Henry, if only to give the former a run out before the semi-finals (and final!). While the concept of never changing a winning team has some merit, NZ have been solid rather than spectacular and with some braver selections could be even better while also ensuring more of the squad are not left undercooked for pending big matches. I expect we’ll lose today and the final chance to rotate the team will be lost.”

This is glorious bowling from Shaheen Afridi! Latham feels nervously for another superb delivery that straightens off the seam to take the edge, and Sarfaraz takes an easy catch. As with Taylor’s wicket, the length Afridi bowled was perfect. He has taken three for nine!

12th over: New Zealand 45-3 (Williamson 22, Latham 1) Hafeez replaces Imad Wasim and concedes just one run from his third over. Latham has also been in poor form - his highest score in the tournament is 13 - so he is taking to get his eye in.

11th over: New Zealand 44-3 (Williamson 21, Latham 1) Shaheen Afridi is 19 years old. He’s also tall, left-handed and capable of bowling around 86-88 mph. In other words he should become a serious bowler in the next few years. He’s pretty useful now, and a maiden to Latham gives him figures of 4-2-8-2.

“Dear Rob,” says Uma Venkatraman. “I have been reading with great interest all the reactions to England’s defeat - much collective hand-wringing and teeth-gnashing. Have faith in your team, people. They can still win the next two games - New Zealand are yet to be tested, and India... well... they are capable of doing a Pakistan. So don’t give up hope... the cup can still stay home.”

10th over: New Zealand 44-3 (Williamson 21, Latham 1) Kane Williamson: our country needs you.Imad Wasim comes into the attack and is steered for three by Williamson.

“Couple of final thoughts on England before you give NZ/Pakistan your undivided!” says Phil Harrison. “Firstly, how much has Farbrace been missed? Hard to say if you’re not in the camp. But he seems like such a positive, can-do sort of fella. Must have left a big hole, particularly if, as we suspect, the failings have been largely psychological. Secondly, English cricketing Sliding Doors moments: SL’s decision to review that caught behind that dismissed Root at Headingley. They very nearly didn’t. And eventually did so with only about a second to spare, seemingly more in hope than expectation. That decision doesn’t get reviewed = England win that game. Bugger.”

9th over: New Zealand 38-3 (Williamson 17, Latham 0) “Well,” says Niall McClure (5th over), “we were students at Birmingham University and we had had a couple of beers the night before, but not a long breakfast. The Pakistan innings was on the reserve day...”

Well, that’ll teach me to be a smart arse.

New Zealand are in trouble, England are in trouble, we’re all in trouble. Taylor pushes tentatively at a beautiful delivery from Afridi that takes the edge, and Sarfaraz dives a long way to his right to take a stunning one-handed catch.

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8th over: New Zealand 34-2 (Williamson 16, Taylor 0) Williamson times consecutive boundaries off Amir - the first through extra cover off the front foot, the second through cover off the back foot. Beautiful batting.

“Pakistan, eh?” says Graeme Simpson. “Back in 1992 I directed a profile for TVNZ of the late, great Martin Crowe during the World Cup in Australia and NZ. Interviewer was brother Jeff, so the show was ‘Crowe on Crowe’. We started in Christchurch where NZ played Pakistan in their final round robin game. After a run of success, it was the stinker for NZ - we hoped. Back in Auckland for the semi, against Pakistan again, and the Kiwis looked well set at lunch after a very good total. It wasn’t to be. My crew and I were on Eden Park with the guys for their lap of honour. There were some hard men in tears, but Martin held his line, dignified, waving to the crowd…fade to black to ‘Brothers in Arms’. Nearly, 40 years in the media and that is still my finest memory. Martin, RiP.”

7th over: New Zealand 24-2 (Williamson 6, Taylor 0) Pakistan are all over New Zealand. If they get Williamson early, they will have such a great chance - not just to win this game, but to reach the semi-finals.

“If we want to keep Roy in the squad and fiddle our way through until he’s back, we have two choices,” says Harkarn Sumal. “Either the ‘Escape To Victory’ route where we break Liam Dawson’s arm and bring in Alex Hales (not recommended for at least two reasons), or the tried and tested. Root’s been more or less opening all tournament anyway, and can go at a run-a-ball from the off. His presence will also give confidence to Bairstow, who currently opens with the knowledge that he is the one bearing all the burden. Plonk Woakes in at 3 (he of all our squad can be a poor man’s Root), and leave everyone else below him in situ. This cuts out the current flailing discombobulation in the much-vaunted middle order. Perhaps bring in Plunkett to replace Vince and bat him or Rashid at 8. I keep hearing about us ‘batting deep’, but that only seems to apply in reality when the sun’s on our backs and we’re 340-6 on a road. We need to expect the top seven to get the runs, and then hope for a bit of a tonk from the tail of Plunkett, Rashid, Archer and Wood …and breathe.”

Munro’s miserable tournament continues. He flashes at a wider delivery from Afridi that seams away to take the edge, and Haris Sohail takes a sharp catch at first slip. Pakistan’s fielding has been comical but that was an excellent take.

6th over: New Zealand 24-1 (Munro 12, Williamson 6) “I was at the Pakistan v NZ World Cup match at Edgbaston in 1983,” says Niall McClure. “Pakistan were 0 for 3 after eight balls. Two for Hadlee and one for Cairns. My mates arrived for ball nine and had missed the decisive moments of the match…”

Not to mention the entire first innings. Long breakfast?

5th over: New Zealand 22-1 (Munro 11, Williamson 6) The staircase is covered and play can resume. Afridi, who is so promising but inevitably erratic, drifts onto the pads and is tucked away to the midwicket boundary by Williamson.

“The strange thing about Matt Henry is that he looked unplayable in four-day games for Kent but he was so-so in one-dayers,” says Dave Brown. “Has any overseas player had more of an impact on joining a county for one season than Henry? He single-handedly got Kent into Division One.”

There’s a delay because of a problem behind the bowler’s arm. The left-armer Shaheen Afridi has come on to replace Mohammad Hafeez, and there’s an uncovered staircase in the batsman’s eyeline.

4th over: New Zealand 18-1 (Munro 11, Williamson 2) Excellent stuff from Munro, who cuts Amir for consecutive boundaries with the minimum of fuss.

“If England get eliminated, I’m afraid they only have themselves to blame,” says Kevin Wilson. “They didn’t have a rained off match (imagine if the Afghanistan game fell in that week of miserable weather) and really should’ve gone into yesterday’s game with a 6-0 record and riding high on a wave of euphoria. Instead we’ve approached games in a state of panic. We can say Pakistan are Pakistan but the bowlers didn’t cover themselves in glory and once Buttler went, the much-vaunted late order batted through treacle. The Sri Lanka defeat was horrific, though. I just hope Bangladesh get through, if we’re going out.”

3rd over: New Zealand 8-1 (Munro 1, Williamson 2) Munro has had a tournament of diminishing returns – 58*, 24, 22, 9, 0 – but he reverses the statistical momentum by driving Hafeez over extra cover to get off the mark. There is certainly something in this pitch for the spinner, and New Zealand might regret the omission of Ish Sodhi.

“England are simply following a classic three-act narrative arc,” writes Robert McKee Matt Dony. “The first act was largely made up of swashbuckling series wins, with comedically consistent run chasing and a knowing swagger. In hindsight, there’s an arrogance that they will need to learn from. Then, the warm-up games and World Cup so far are the second act crash. We see our heroes on the brink of losing everything. Yesterday’s loss was the seeming point of no return, as we move into the third act vindication. Right now, there’d be a big training montage as they prepare themselves for the unlikely, against-all-odds run of victories that they are destined for. Lessons have been learned, the world is against them, but nothing can stop fate. Or something.”

2nd over: New Zealand 6-1 (Munro 0, Williamson 1) The new batsman is the poster boy for humble genius, Kane Williamson. Edgbaston is full of Pakistan fans, and the noise when Amir took that wicket was quite something. It’ll be even louder if he gets Williamson, and he almost does so with a fine delivery that slips past the outside edge. Amir has taken 16 wickets at an average of 14 in this tournament; in the 22 months between the Champions Trophy and the World Cup, he took five at an average of almost 100.

Mohammad Amir strikes with his first ball! Guptill chased a wide one and dragged it back onto the stumps; he’s had some exasperating dismissals in this tournament and that was another.

1st over: New Zealand 5-0 (Guptill 5, Munro 0) No golden duck this time; Guptill sweeps his first ball round the corner for four. The third delivery turns sharply, which will interest a few people on both sides. Five from the over.

“Good morning!” says Rosalind Napier. “I live in those flats by Aldi - it’s always fun watching the crowds on big match days. I catch a few county matches, but this one’s a bit too expensive for me, so I’ll be keeping up with the Guardian and a glimpse of the big screen from my balcony. I hope the rain keeps off for all the spectators!”

The offspinner Mohammad Hafeez will open the bowling to Martin Guptill, who has made two golden ducks in his last three innings.

“I’ve been in a foul mood since last night too, even fouler with the shame of how much such trivial matters hurt me at the age of 69,” says Dave Langlois. “We’ve probably been hoist by our own petard a bit, haven’t we? We all loved the 5-0 thrashings of the Aussies and the world record, seemingly unstoppable scoring, without thinking much about the massive loss of confidence this could engender if the gung-ho approach went wrong in a tournament setting with weather-bedevilled pitches. What do they do, stick or twist? How much of either? Maybe we should just thank them for the enjoyment they’ve given us with a little bit of bitterness for the false hope. I reckon they doomed too.”

More than anything, I feel sad. All the joy they have given us will count for sweet bugger all if they go out in the next week. They’ve been a bit unlucky - Jason Roy’s injury, Alex Hales’ recreational pursuits, even the itinerary - but you could say that of a few sides. Personally, I think the pitches are a bit of a red herring. They’ve been a factor, but I think the biggest problem has been psychological. England have won a lot of games on awkward pitches in the last few years.

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Both are unchanged.

New Zealand Guptill, Munro, Williamson (c), Taylor, Latham (wk), Neesham, de Grandhomme, Santner, Henry, Ferguson, Boult.

Kane Williamson cites a used pitch as the main reason for his decision. Sarfaraz says he also wanted to bat.

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“There’s been some conjecture back home in New Zealand that the Black Caps may shuffle their pack a bit and give leggie Ish Sodhi a go ahead of Matt Henry, who suffered a fairly torrid time against the Windies last time out,” says Jose Kavalina. “Any news on whether Sodhi might be taking the field, or if Henry Nicholls will come in for Colin Munro, who hasn’t exactly set the tournament ablaze?”

I suppose it depends on the pitch. This could be a decent day for Matt Henry, given the overnight rain, although he has had a miserable few games.

The umpires are happy with the state of the ground, so the toss will take place at 11am. It’s still 50 overs per side.

“Hope we’re still talking after yesterday’s ‘unpleasantness’,” says Brian Withington. “Call me a sad, old fool but I really think England’s recent travails have been the making of this tournament. Pakistan, Bangladesh and Sri Lanka all still well in the hunt now. And, whisper it gently, so are England! No longer being nailed-on tournament favourites might do them a favour. They weren’t as good as we thought before, but they’re not as bad as we think now. Discuss.”

I agree they’ve been the making of the tournament - as they were, funnily enough, in 2011 and 2015. Selfless to the last. As for England, I think they’ve bottled it. I hate saying that, and I’ve been in a foul mood since last night, but I think the likeliest scenario is that they are finished.

If New Zealand win today, they will reach the semi-finals for the fourth consecutive World Cup. No other team has qualified for the last three, never mind four.

“Did you see Morgan’s press conference?” says Andrew Hurley. “He seems to have lost his cool somewhat, and didn’t take very well fair observations (England bowled too short, inability to play a different way, backing away from Starc etc). Strange no-one brought up England choosing to play two spinners on a seaming track...”

Yes, I love Morgan but he was obviously rattled. I actually thought his jolly happy post-match interviews on the field were more worrying; they reminded me of Anthony Joshua after he had been sorted out by Andy Ruiz Jr. I feel very sad about the whole thing.

“Morning Rob,” says Damian Burns. “Is a washout the best thing England fans can hope for today?”

A washout would be good for England, though a New Zealand win would be better.

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Hello. The last-chance saloon is Pakistan’s second home. They’ve got an en-suite upstairs and they get free peanuts from the bar staff. It’s a place where everybody knows their name, and they’re always glad they came. That’s because there’s no more exhilarating sight in cricket than Pakistan on a roll, whether within a match or a tournament. All their major victories - 1992, 2009, 2017 - came after poor starts left them in the last-chance saloon. And so, unlike ANOTHER TEAM I MIGHT MENTION, they won’t panic at being back there again.

Everything is simple for Pakistan: if they win their last three matches, against New Zealand, Afghanistan and Bangladesh, they have a terrific chance of sneaking into the semi-finals. (There are lots of permutations, so you’ll have to take my word for that.) Today’s match is the big one – if they win it, I would humbly opine that England will be in appreciable bother. And Pakistan will be strutting round the last-chance saloon like they own the place.

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India maintained their unbeaten record and ended West Indies’ faint hopes of reaching the semi-finals with a comfortable win at Old Trafford

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Now for news of a proper contest. Damian Burns (23rd over) added a PS, which we now have time for. He’s in St Helena, which, as you know, is in the South Atlantic. “P.S. The St Helena cricket season came to a close last Saturday, where the final match of the season saw the Royal Challengers (RMS T20 cup winners) take on Jamestown Heat in another low-scoring thriller for the 25-over knockout cup. Jamestown struggled with the bat, managing to post a measly 125 in their 25 overs (having thrashed the Sandy Bay Pirates in the semis with a score of 245). This should have been a doddle for the Challengers, who successfully chased 190 in the semis to defeat the league champions Levelwood Allstars, and whose squad boasts almost half of the team that toured Botswana last year for the ICC World Twenty20 Africa C Qualifiers. Some feisty early bowing by Jamestown had the Challengers 8-3 off 2, and soon 24-4 off 4, however some solid middle-order batting got them over the line with 5 overs to spare and 4 wickets in hand.

“For a population of 4000 in the middle of the South Atlantic, it’s incredible how this island manages a six-month cricket season with 9 teams competing in four separate tournaments, and also sends a squad to compete internationally. My university had 5000 students and we could barely get together 9 players!” Clearly, a few universities need to move to the South Atlantic.

The captains speak. Jason Holder is dignified in defeat, praising his bowlers (“they’ve had a reasonable campaign”) and bemoaning his team’s fielding. “We’ve let ourselves down significantly.” He may be thinking of the moment on Saturday night when Carlos Brathwaite had all but laid on the miracle they needed against New Zealand, only to get carried away and try to win it in style when a few singles would have done fine.

Virat Kohli mainly talks about MS Dhoni, who was first poor, then effective, then poor again, then, for a moment, superb. “If he says 265 is a good score,” Kohli says, “we don’t aim for 300 and end up with 230.” But – no offence to old man Dhoni – it still feels as if opponents will be relieved not to see Rishabh Pant coming out to join Kohli.

So here’s the table,as brought to you by The Guardian. India are all but through, and West Indies are down in the doldrums with South Africa.

India are not top of the table, because they still have that ridiculous game in hand, but they are top on net run rate, with 1.16 to England’s 1.05. That’s the second time this week that India have knocked England off a pedestal – the first being the No.1 world ranking for ODIs. The tectonic plates are shifting.

Shami’s been robbed. Kohli is named Player of the Match, presumably by someone watching cricket for the first time. He did get the highest score, but the game was won by Shami.

Here’s Anand with another interesting point. “Having been used to finding our players in the top run getters or wicket takers but having a poor campaign,” he says, “I find it very interesting that none of the Indian bowlers or batsmen are in the top 5 wicket takers or run scorers but India have been doing well. Feels like we are NZ in disguise.” If so, there’s a glimmer of hope for the other top teams: it means India will lose in the semi-final or final.

Well, West Indies managed half the runs. And when the scoreboard says India were twice as good as them, it doesn’t lie. Shami took 4-16, Bumrah 2-9: between them, they bowled 12.2 overs and took 6-25. That’s the sort of pain that used to be inflicted by West Indies’ quicks on India. Pandya and Kuldeep chipped in with a wicket apiece, and Chahal took a couple. The chinks that Anand mentioned are certainly there in the Indian batting, but the bowling, at the moment, is word-perfect.

Umpire Kettleborough forgets to raise the finger, but West Indies have raised the white flag. And that is that. India were shaky with the bat but absolutely imperious with the ball. They march on, the only invincibles left in this World Cup, while West Indies tumble out. It’s June 1983 all over again, only this time there are no surprises.

Thomas ducks into Shami’s bumper, and it looks like a glove...

34th over: West Indies 143-9 (Roach 14, Thomas 6) Kohli could easily apply the coup de grace by bringing back Bumrah or Shami, who each have four overs left. But he seems to feel that his wrist-spinners need the practice, which allows Roach to keep on mowing.

And Brian Withington is back. “Surely the answer to your question regarding England’s prospects on Sunday (over 27) is that the excellent Bumrah is due a well-deserved day off in preparation for the Sri Lanka game and the knock-out stages. Surely?”

33rd over: West Indies 135-9 (Roach 6, Thomas 6) Roach connects with a wallop off Kuldeep and gets four over mid-off. It’s all over bar the slogging.

32nd over: West Indies 129-9 (Roach 1, Thomas 5) To add insult to injury for Chahal, Thomas survives to slog him into the deep, where a not-too-hard chance is dropped by KL Rahul. Not that it matters.

A blast from Abhinav Dutta. “This is utter tripe from West Indies. Well this World Cup is now a foregone conclusion but if this lot remains placid after a shit-show of this scale, they haven’t the darnedest chance of lifting themselves out of their cricketing rut. I’d wager they are a better lot at Tests than ODIs but this should result in a rocket being lit under their collective bottoms when India visit them after the World Cup. In all likelihood they’ll self-combust but who doesn’t like the prospect of some fire in Babylon?

The ball did touch the ground, Michael Gough decides, before Kohli caught it – so umpire Illingworth’s day goes from bad to worse.

The soft signal is out, so this may well be curtains.

31st over: West Indies 124-9 (Roach 1, Thomas 0) A maiden from Kuldeep to Roach. Thanks for the breather, guys.

30th over: West Indies 124-9 (Roach 1, Thomas 0) Cottrell plumped for do-or-die, as advocated by a Mr B Johnson – in other words, do for two minutes (a slog for four, a swing for six), swiftly followed by die.

Another one! Cottrell had a go, but then he went back and missed a straight one. In the last six overs, West Indies have made 26-5.

29th over: West Indies 114-8 (Roach 1, Cottrell 0) A successful return for Shami, who may have seen his mate Bumrah closing in on the Player of the Match award.

We could really do with someone arguing that India are not, in fact, all-powerful. Cometh the hour, cometh Anand. “Looks like India are cruising through this one. While they might still be the only undefeated team in the World Cup, the side is not without chinks in the armour. I for one, am worried about our fragile middle order and the really long tail. Things could get very exciting if India have to chase 300 and are 30/3. Am I worrying too much?” Yes, but you also have a point – any team, at any time, can seize up under pressure.

Scrub that burning-deck stuff. Kohli takes off Bumrah (6-1-9-2) and brings back Shami, who persuades Hetmyer to slap it to backward point. This is getting a bit sad.

28th over: West Indies 112-7 (Hetmyer 18, Roach 1) Shimron Hetmyer has taken over the role of the boy stood on the burning deck, as Sunil Ambris is indisposed. Kohli posts a leg slip for Chahal and Hetmyer glances the ball straight to him. It’s Pandya, and Mike Atherton reckons he’s got his fingers under this, but it’s not given. Respite of sorts.

27th over: West Indies 107-7 (Hetmyer 14, Roach 0) Bumrah follows the two wickets with two dots, as Kemar Roach, understandably, just tries to survive. The Indian fans are dancing, singing, smiling, bubbling, revelling in this, summoning the shades of the West Indies fans at the first two World Cups in England.

It was umpire’s call, so that’s tough on Fabian Allen. Bumrah has now bowled 32 balls, conceded nine runs, and taken two wickets. How on earth are England going to handle him on Sunday?

To the very next ball, also from Bumrah. Worth a try, it’s quite high and on leg stump...

Bumrah finds the edge, and Dhoni, who’s been awful behind the stumps, suddenly remembers that Pant is breathing down his neck and takes a fine, diving, one-handed catch. Game over, barring miracles.

26th over: West Indies 107-5 (Hetmyer 14, Brathwaite 1) Chahal beats Hetmyer, who answers back smartly with a cut for four. The win predictor is giving India 96 per cent now. The other 4 per cent relies heavily on Hetmyer and Brathwaite putting on a hundred.

“Just to add to the pedantry,” says Jim Pavitt, “since the original is, of course, in Italian and is ‘Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch’intrate’ (which could be translated as ‘Abandon every hope, you that enter’) then I don’t see the problem with your original Dantean reference, which could just be viewed as a slightly more flexible translation.” That’s very sporting of you, but all this is some way over my head. I did Classics, so Dante was far too modern.

25th over: West Indies 101-5 (Hetmyer 9, Brathwaite 0) Kohli sends for Bumrah, which is the action of a sadist, or a man who fancies an early finish. Bumrah comes close to taking Brathwaite out with his toe crusher.

“Dante,” begins John Starbuck, promisingly. “Yes, I’m hoping the OBO will get to some nasty gossip about some traitor’s actions and misquote things about the ninth circle (ice) of the Inferno. We can probably do without massed angels of various degrees, though. Depends who wins the CWC.”

24th over: West Indies 98-5 (Hetmyer 6, Brathwaite 0) So it looks like yet another doomed chase. Will any captain bat second now, unless the rain returns?

Holder drives, loosely, and only gets half a bat on the ball. It’s a simple catch for Jadhav at extra cover, and West Indies are on their way out of this World Cup... unless Carlos Brathwaite can smash another hundred.

23rd over: West Indies 97-4 (Hetmyer 5, Holder 6) Since Jason Holder came in, things have calmed down, even though India’s prime spinners are on. At the same stage, India were 112-2, so the runs are still not a problem – it’s those pesky wickets.

Here’s Damian Burns. “I’m really enjoying the low score, high pressure matches this World Cup is throwing our way. Since the start the whole narrative that modern cricket is a batsman’s game has been overturned somewhat.” More from him shortly.

22nd over: West Indies 92-4 (Hetmyer 4, Holder 4) Chahal finally enters the fray, and instantly finds sharp turn out of the rough outside the left-hander’s off stump. Hetmyer’s eyes light up, he goes for a mow, misses it, and Dhoni misses it too, conceding four byes. He’s had a better day with the bat than with the gloves.

“Re: ‘errors in Dante references on OBO coverage(11th over),” notes Colum Farrelly. “I do hope someone is picking this topic for their Ph.D. thesis.” Nice one.

21st over: West Indies 84-4 (Hetmyer 2, Holder 2) After that failed champagne moment, it’s back to the milking.

Hetmyer hasn’t got going, so Pooran decides it’s time to go big... and slogs Kuldeep straight to Shami at long-off. That win predictor must be around 90 per cent now.

20th over: West Indies 80-3 (Pooran 29, Hetmyer 0) Kohli has decided that today is the day to get funky. His second spinner is not Chahal but Kedar Jadhav. Pooran cuts him for four, with some authority. Dhoni, by the way, missed a stumping off Kuldeep in the previous over, down the leg side. One more piece of ammunition for the Pant fans.

There was an inside edge, not spotted by umpire Illingworth. He played in a World Cup final, in 1992, the last time England were decent.

It’s Kuldeep, out of the back of the hand. Hetmyer, who propped forward, seems confident.

18th over: West Indies 71-3 (Pooran 27, Hetmyer 0) At last, a pull goes for four, as Pandya bowls a rather friendly bouncer and Pooran says thanks very much. When he tries it again, it’s back to the old top edge, again landing safely. Ambris then plays a more muscly pull, also for four, before perishing next ball. Out comes Hetmyer, in a floppy hat, like Roy Fredericks in 1975.

Just when he was getting going, Ambris plays around a straight full one, and doesn’t bother to review.

17th over: West Indies 60-2 (Ambris 26, Pooran 17) Kuldeep beats Pooran with a beauty, 84 kph and turning sharply away from the left-hander. Still, a partnership is building here.

16th over: West Indies 56-2 (Ambris 24, Pooran 15) At drinks, somebody must have told Ambris that if you find the boundary, you get four. He spots a half-volley from Pandya, opens the face and strokes a square drive. That’s the Ambris who went to Dublin the other day and made 148.

15th over: West Indies 50-2 (Ambris 19, Pooran 14) More milking of Kuldeep, and West Indies have finally made it to fifty. “Bowl slower,” says Dhoni, apparently under the impression that he is still captain. And that’s drinks, with India lording it, as usual. Please can we have a few upsets?

14th over: West Indies 45-2 (Ambris 17, Pooran 11) Ambris, facing Pandya, plays the most successful pull of the innings, which isn’t saying much – but he does keep it down this time, and collects a couple of runs. At this rate, he may carry his bat for 55.

13th over: West Indies 42-2 (Ambris 15, Pooran 11) Kuldeep almost sneaks through Pooran’s defences, as a bottom edge threatens to dribble onto the stumps. The run rate required is only just over six; the question is whether West Indies can get to 40 overs, let alone 50.

And here’s Pete Salmon. “Feels increasingly like Chris Gayle is the Universe Boss,” he reckons, “and the rest of us prey to his gravitational pull. Obviously a few weeks ago he decided Test cricket was the way forward, and has now made himself available. And started changing his technique to suit, 0 off 12 the other day, 6 off 19 today. Meanwhile the lunacy of scores in the 400s has been replaced by sedate 270s, and fast bowlers are taking wickets. I feel like we are all waking up from a fever dream, and soon we’ll be watching players in white with a camera at only one end, and it will be 78-1 at lunch at the Oval, with Lever off a short run and Chris Gayle laughing at us from the heavens.” Is that John Lever, or Peter?

12th over: West Indies 39-2 (Ambris 14, Pooran 9) Now it becomes clear why Kohli sent for Pandya. He digs it in at Ambris, who top-edges a pull, not once but twice, and gets away with it both times as the ball loops into no-man’s-land. Pooran has been more assured, but when he gets a free hit after a no-ball, he can only slap it for a single. India right on top still.

11th over: West Indies 34-2 (Ambris 12, Pooran 7) In a better bowling change, Kohli summons Kuldeep Yadav, with his wrist spin. The batsmen do well to work him around and take five off the over.

And now, a word from my fact-checker. “Hate to be that green ink pedant picking up on minor errors in Dante references on OBO coverage,” says J Murdoch Smith, “but it’s ‘Abandon *all hope*, ye who enter’. Hope is all (much like England’s imminent World Cup future).” Ha. And thank you. I’m all for Dantean pedantry, myself. Live by the pen, die by the pen.

10th over: West Indies 29-2 (Ambris 10, Pooran 4) Kohli takes Bumrah off, much to the batsmen’s relief, and brings on Hardik Pandya, the one Indian bowler who won’t necessarily be licking his lips at this dusty, two-paced pitch. And that’s the lowest 10-over total by any team in this World Cup.

9th over: West Indies 25-2 (Ambris 8, Pooran 2) The role of the boy on the burning deck has fallen to Sunil Ambris, who has decided to get ’em in singles. Nicolas Pooran follows suit and they collect four off Shami’s over, which is a tiny triumph.

“I know he’s out now,” says Jon Salisbury, “but a bit strange there’s been no replay of Gayle’s early LBW shout. Looking at it again on rewind it seemed to hit him on the foot in front of leg stump, Dhoni turning down the review. He got one wrong in an earlier game too but I guess it didn’t cost them - would have loved to see Kohli’s reaction had it been out (and Gayle gone on to big things).” I suspect you’re right.

8th over: West Indies 21-2 (Ambris 6, Pooran 0) Four byes off Bumrah, which is as good as it gets for West Indies at the moment. That ball from Shami has been replayed several times already and rightly so. It had a classical upright seam, it jagged in, and it hit the top of off – just the length that England’s (very good) bowlers couldn’t locate against Australia on Tuesday.

7th over: West Indies 16-2 (Ambris 5, Pooran 0) Another cracking over from Shami, who has figures of 4-0-11-2. His mate, meanwhile, has 3-0-5-0: they are a hell of an opening pair. I bet James Vince can’t wait to face them.

Here’s Hari Shankar. “Just looking ahead at the next England game against India. Would it be a great contest between two imploding batting line-ups? Losing their dashing openers to injury, the middle order is full of plodders. Confidence is not exactly high. A lip-smacking quarter-final contest that one is going to be.” That’s one way of putting it.

Abandon Hope, all ye who enter here. Shai Hope drives, expansively, and Shami’s in-ducker ducks in through a big swinging gate. West Indies have now lost the two batsmen most likely to make a hundred.

6th over: West Indies 12-1 (Ambris 5, Hope 1) Hope is a good player, well suited to this World Cup with its old-school platform-building, but Bumrah has him on toast. First ball: a jaffa past the outside edge. Second ball: same again, taking the edge, which Hope does well to keep down so it falls short of Kohli at second slip. Last ball: yorker, stabbed out somehow. Too good.

5th over: West Indies 10-1 (Ambris 4, Hope 0) Shami bounces Ambris, who pulls, rather uncertainly, perhaps because the pitch is two-paced. Ambris gets away with it, but Gayle doesn’t. The win predictor jumps to 70 per cent.

“If India lose today,” says Zaf Ayub, “they come out doubly determined on Sunday ......” True. As if England supporters could be any more spooked.

That is the big one. Gayle, who never looked happy, sees a short ball from Shami, misjudges the bounce and gets it high on the bat, presenting Jadhav with the easiest of catches at mid-on. India on top.

4th over: West Indies 9-0 (Gayle 6, Ambris 3) Bumrah beats Ambris, all ends up, and keeps Gayle quiet. The Universe Boss is rattled enough to take a quick single, for the first time in several decades.

The win predictor is giving India the better chance, 57 per cent. Personally I’d put it a bit higher, but the game is there to be grabbed by either side.

3rd over: West Indies 7-0 (Gayle 5, Ambris 2) Shami bowls to Ambris for the first time and instantly cuts him in half, like a magician. West Indies have ben watchful so far, but Gayle often does this for four or five overs before pulling out the fireworks.

A tweet from someone who seems to be called Reserve EVM. “Join the millions of Indians wondering why we have the accumulator combo of Shankar, Jadhav and Dhoni instead of using Dinesh Karthik, Jadeja and Pant. Especially when you’ve lost the explosive power of Dhawan. Mysteries abound.”

2nd over: West Indies 5-0 (Gayle 4, Ambris 1) At the other end it’s Jasprit Bumrah, the world’s next great fast bowler. Sunil Ambris may be young but he’s canny enough to take a single first ball, chopped down to third man. Gayle treats us to a few more leaves and then Bumrah appeals expansively for LBW. It was a yorker, and a good one, but India don’t review, perhaps feeling that it pitched outside leg. Gayle might argue that it pitched on his big toe.

1st over: West Indies 4-0 (Gayle 4, Ambris 0) Mohammed Shami opens the proceedings and Chris Gayle goes leave, leave, leave, edge – a Harrow poke, or French prod, to Dhoni’s right. When Gayle finally smacks one, it goes straight to extra cover.

And here’s Brian Withington. “Must concur with your surprise at India’s omission of the mighty Rishabh, further tinged with disappointment about being denied the opportunity to trot out the trusty line that ‘Pant’s on fire’ as he goes through the gears.” Thank you, Brian, for that, and above all for the single quotes.

Thanks Michael and congrats on an assured debut. Afternoon everyone. Which way do you see this one going? Michael feels 269 is very gettable. I would agree if it weren’t for the mysterious gravitational pull exerted by this World Cup. Only one team has succeeded in hunting down a score of 250 – the buccaneering Bangladeshis. West Indies were on the receiving end of that drubbing, so this is their chance to redeem themselves.

They bowled well in parts. Kemar Roach and Jason Holder were immense, supplying the old Glenn McGrath double whammy – thrust plus thrift. But the other bowlers managed neither of those things. Sheldon Cottrell, so incisive at the top of the innings in this World Cup, shone for about five minutes at the death. But India were fitful too (what ARE they doing leaving out Rishabh Pant?). So the scales are nicely poised.

I’ll hand you over now to Tim de Lisle, who knows his way around an OBO. I’ve thoroughly enjoyed my stint, hope you feel the same about the cricket. Good luck to both teams. Bye!

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So, this is very nicely poised. Roach was the pick of the bowlers, 3-36 off his 10 overs, and well supported by Holder and Cottrell. India didn’t really get going, just two batsman (Kohli and Dhoni) reached it past 50 and only Pandya had a strike rate of over 100. That all adds up to an excellent bowling and fielding performance from the West Indies, who made one big error in the missed stumping opportunity for Dhoni. That proves costly, and could easily be the difference by the end of the day’s play.

Remember, West Indies need to win here to stand any chance of making the top four. They always tend to play their best when their backs are slightly up against the wall. A lot of pressure will be on Suni Ambris, who has come into the side today and will open the batting with Chris Gayle.

50th over: India 252-7 (Dhoni 56, Kuldeep 0) Six for Dhoni off the first bowl, as he heaves a poor short ball into the stands on the on side. An excellent Thomas yorker keeps the veteran on strike, but Dhoni responds by clubbing one down the ground for four. That’s his fifty! Dhoni is refusing the singles here, quite sensibly. A dot ball follows, in which Dhoni appears to break the toe of his ball. He’ll have a new bat for the last ball … six! Dhoni swings his new bat, and creams one into the stands again! Why would Thomas bowl short? A yorker, surely?! Anyway, that’s the final Indian total, West Indies require 269 to win. Very gettable, but India’s spinners could well have a big say in the second innings.

49th over: India 252-7 (Dhoni 40, Kuldeep 0) That’s the end of Cottrell’s bowling, his 10 overs end for 50 runs and two wickets. Dhoni on strike for the final over, to be bowled by Thomas.

Shami out for a duck. Cottrell gives him some short stuff, Shami goes after it, and only manages to glance the ball off the glove and through to Hope. We are well and truly into the Indian tail now.

That was coming. Pandya mis-judges a slower ball from Cottrell and skews the ball high to Allen in the deep. The first wicket for Cottrell and the first salute of teh day. It was a straight-forward catch from Allen, but he’s been excellent in the field today, tidy in the deep and up close to the stumps, and he deserves his catch.

48th over: India 249-5 (Dhoni 38, Pandya 46) Pandya skies a full toss over fine leg with an outside edge. Brathwaite can’t get under it, but at least stops the ball from finding the rope. Dhoni is next to get away with one, giving Thomas a caught and bowled opportunity but the Jamaican can only get one hand to the ball, and ultimately drops it. Pandya ends the over by smashing another lofted effort through the covers for four. India will still be hoping for 270 here.

47th over: India 238-5 (Dhoni 36, Pandya 37) Pandya is not hanging about now, clipping Cottrell over mid-off for four, and working a few more ones and twos with some big strokeplay. Technically he doesn’t have everything perfected but he’s an aggressive player and the sort you’d want in this situation.

“I came to London from the sub-continent to watch India play,” answers Ashish Suri to my earlier request. “Albeit it was 6 years ago and it was to see India beat in England in England in England during the Champions Trophy 2013. Still here, for the rematch.”

46th over: India 229-5 (Dhoni 34, Pandya 30) After a mini-conference on the wicket, Dhoni and Pandya look as though they’ve had enough. Dhoni has a spring in his step now, and he smashes Brathwaite’s second delivery for four, and has the quickness between the wicket to run for a few more. Brathwaite has been very expensive, he’s going at 11 an over from his three overs.

45th over: India 219-5 (Dhoni 25, Pandya 24) Dhoni is still dealing in singles, he’s hit just one boundary since he’s come to the crease.

“On the whole I find the batsmen of yesteryear to be better than our current crop simply because of how much more difficult it was back then,” emails Milind Pania. “I grew up on 90’s cricket but I heard and have since watched, heard and read about enough to realise how much the game has skewed in favour of the bat. On an unrelated note, my email to the OBO during the Australia vs England game got me in touch with another cricket fan in Berlin from the unlikeliest of places. :) Keep up the good work and here’s to the Kiwis learning from yesterday, improving and winning the whole thing.”

44th over: India 214-5 (Dhoni 25, Pandya 24) Pandya goes past Dhoni’s score with teh first ball of the over and in just 19 balls, less than half the balls that Dhoni has faced. It looks like the India pair are targeting Brathwaite, hitting through the ball with mixed results. Two balls go up in the air, both falling short of the West Indian fielders. Cottrell seems to have a problem with his knee after retrieving the latest shot, and the physio is called on. After some magic spray, he’s OK to resume.

Despite India’s troubles with the bat, their fans are still in full voice. I wonder how many of those fans have travelled over from the sub-continent? Any India fans that have travelled, do get in touch. michael.butler@theguardian.com or @michaelbutler18 on Twitter.

43rd over: India 204-5 (Dhoni 21, Pandya 18) The 200 up for India, but they have still got a lot to do in these final seven overs, you think will have to get at least 250.

“I am an Indian and I can’t understand why the commentators don’t talk about Dhoni’s slow run rate,” emails Argha Banerjee. “This is ridiculous now with Dhoni at 20 runs for 40 balls. Sachin was right. Madness that he got trolled in India for saying that.”

I felt slightly disappointed, it could have been much better. I was also not happy with the partnership between Kedar and Dhoni, it was very slow. We batted 34 overs of spin bowling and scored 119 runs. This was one area where we didn’t look comfortable at all. There was no positive intent.

42nd over: India 200-5 (Dhoni 20, Pandya 15) Brathwaite finally comes into the attack. Interesting that he’s been introduced so late, perhaps Holder sees Brathwaite as the best bowler at the death. That said, this is an expensive over, one three, one four, two wides, a total of 13 runs. India will be hoping this is the start of something.

41st over: India 187-5 (Dhoni 18, Pandya 4) “Time for Hardik Pandya to stand up!” emails Max Bonnell. Well he’s certainly going on the offensive. Off Holder’s final over, he bashes one back down the pitch and straight onto the stumps (no deflection), then completely misjudges a short ball, and it lucky to see the ball land safely.

Holder ends his overs with just one further run, with Dhoni swinging and missing his final ball. That’s two wickets and 33 runs from his 10 overs, another brilliant effort. The Indians have really struggled to pick his bounce today.

40th over: India 186-5 (Dhoni 17, Pandya 4) Pandya tries a quick single, but Dhoni sends him back. It seems the veteran recognises what a precarious position India are in. Allen finishes his 10 overs with two runs, no wickets for 52 runs, although he should have had Dhoni with a stumping.

39th over: India 184-5 (Dhoni 17, Pandya 4) Kohli looks like he’s going to burst into tears as he looks out from the Indian dressing room, back in the pavilion. He can’t quite believe what has happened, but new batsman Pandya wastes no time in pulling Holder for four, despite a valiant dive at the ropes by Cottrell.

A huge breakthrough for West Indies! Kohli played two strokes in this over – the first a supreme clip through mid-wicket for four, making a mockery of Holder’s pace and bounce. But then, an absolutely terrible shot, the sort I was playing at school in the U14 B team. It’s short of a length, but a low bounce means that he just shovels it to the substitute, Bravo, and midwicket. A deathly silence falls over Old Trafford, save for a few West Indian fans. Kohli shakes his head, India are in trouble here.

38th over: India 176-4 (Dhoni 17, Kohli 68) Just two more runs from the over. I wonder when Kohli is going to ramp up the rate. We can’t be far away from some power hitting. Excellent, tight bowling from Allen.

37th over: India 174-4 (Dhoni 16, Kohli 67) Holder back into the attack for West Indies and he’s being very attacking with his field. It’s paying off, with Allen particuarly impressive at point in fetching a Dhoni slash. Just three off the over.

36th over: India 171-4 (Dhoni 14, Kohli 66) Regardless of what the result is here, what this match has proved is that India are beatable. England will be looking at this underwhelming batting performance with interest.

35th over: India 166-4 (Dhoni 9, Kohli 66) For all their good work with the ball, that will be the moment West Indies will revisit if they go on to lose this game. That’s the second successive game that Dhoni has been caught out coming down the wicket – against Afghanistan he was not so lucky, stumped off the bowling of Rashid Khan. At least with his cover drive remains in top nick, and he finds two more runs with a classic stroke.

That’s the end of Roach’s bowling: 10 overs, three for 36 runs. Outstanding stuff from the Barbadian.

34th over: India 162-4 (Dhoni 9, Kohli 62) Dhoni comes careering down the wicket – with the reckless abandon of someone leaving the office on a Friday – but completely misses the ball. Hope makes one grab at it – drops the ball – has another chance to pick the ball up and sweep through the bails, but again drops the ball! Dhoni survives! That’s a real let off and really poor from Hope. It could be a turning point in this game.

33rd over: India 154-4 (Dhoni 8, Kohli 56) “Can’t see India reaching 300 with their Diplodocian tail,” writes Dean Kinsella, and I have to agree with him. Unless these two put on an almighty stand – which they are very capable of doing – I’d probably adjust India’s total to around 270-280? That’s very gettable for the Windies.

32nd over: India 152-4 (Dhoni 7, Kohli 55) With Allen taking the ball,Kohli has opted for a cap, rather than his helmet. India’s run rate is still sub five an over, so West Indies will be very happy with this.

31st over: India 150-4 (Dhoni 6, Kohli 54) Kohli nipped off for a convenience break during drinks but after a slight delay, is back to face Roach. Kohli nicks a thick edge down the third man, and Holder responds by re-instating Gayle at third slip. This is a good contest between Kohli and Roach, whose point of release is very wide of the crease, so entices the batsman into playing a shot. Economy rate is 3.83 for Roach off eight overs, which is ruddy brilliant against this batting line-up. Two runs off the over, 150 up for India.

As Nishan Venugopal has pointed out to me on email, that’s over 20,000 runs for Virat Kohli in international cricket, and he is the fastest man ever to reach that milestone. The king.

Fewest innings to 20,000 runs in international cricket:
417 Virat Kohli
453 Sachin Tendulkar
453 Brian Lara
464 Ricky Ponting
483 AB de Villiers#INDvsWI#CWC19

30th over: India 148-4 (Dhoni 5, Kohli 53) Thomas returns to the crease. Kohli – one of the fastest and fittest men between the wickets – wants a quick two but Dhoni isn’t quite up to speed, and holds his hand out to his captain apologetically after the first single. Dhoni makes up with it with the bat, cutting nicely through point for four. The old man has still got game.

29th over: India 140-4 (Dhoni 0, Kohli 51) In comes Dhoni and he sees off the rest of the over safely. India are slightly on the ropes here, but need just one more big partnership to get them up towards 300.

What a game we have here! Roach finds some extra bounce past Jadhav’s bat, it is initially given not out, but West Indies immediately go for a review and are already celebrating as though they know the decision is going to be reversed! Indeed it is, the ball just catching the tiniest edge and flying through to Hope.

28th over: India 135-3 (Jadhav 3, Kohli 50) That’s Kohli’s fourth consecutive half-century in this World Cup, bringing up the fifty with a crashing cover drive off Thomas and a little single worked into the off side. Jadhav cuts down to third man but some brilliant fielding saves two.

27th over: India 128-3 (Jadhav 1, Kohli 45) Those are the wickets seam bowlers dream of. Slightly scrambled seam, the ball just nipped away from Shankar and just about into the gloves of Hope before it went to ground. Just two more of the over, Roach has been the pick of the bowlers thus far.

An absolute peach of a ball from Roach: line, length, and nicked through the keeper. Shankar will be disappointed, he looked like he was playing well, on a lovely pitch. Got a start, but couldn’t kick on.

26th over: India 124-2 (Shankar 14, Kohli 44) Kohli punishes a poor delivery from Cottrell. It’s short, on leg stumps, and pulled fine for four. Six from the over – I wonder when we’ll see Brathwaite? He hasn’t bowled a ball yet.

25th over: India 118-2 (Shankar 13, Kohli 37) Kohli gets awfully lucky, getting the smallest of inside edges onto his own pads, and was fortunate the ball did not roll onto the stumps. This is good from Holder, who has sent most of his deliveries wide of off stump. West Indies have had the most joy when they’ve bowled straight and full. Just as I say that, Shankar clips a straight, full delivery through midwicket for four. Who knows what to think?

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24th over: India 113-2 (Shankar 9, Kohli 36) Cottrell has tightened things up a lot. Just one of the over, as a Mexican wave goes around Old Trafford.

23rd over: India 112-2 (Shankar 9, Kohli 35) Shankar looks like he’s having fun, driving beautifully through the covers for four, and then having a good old chuckle with Kohli in the middle about something. Perhaps Thomas could have done better with the fielding there, but Shankar’s drive was straight and true. Off the final ball of the over, Shankar mis-judges a hip-high ball, but gets lucky and the ball nicks off the gloves down the leg side for four. Fine leg had no chance. Eight off the over.

22nd over: India 104-2 (Shankar 1, Kohli 35) The match is nicely poised now, then. India reach their hundred with a pair of singles. Cottrell seems intent on bowling short, to mixed results: Kohli top edges one behind, it flies too fine to be caught, bouncing a couple of yards shy of the rope. I don’t think that will deter Cottrell.

21st over: India 98-2 (Shankar 0, Kohli 30) That wicket was all set up by a quite magnificent piece of fielding from Fabian Allen, who is impressing having come into the side. Allen dived to stop a sure boundary from Rahut. That was the ball before Rahut got out, and Holder did the rest, the ball just clipping his pads on its way to the stumps.

Rahut clean bowled by Holder! Swing and miss from Rahul, who was trying to clip one through midwicket across the line, but instead saw his off-stump completely upended. “That’s what I’m talking about,” says Michael Holding in commentary, in that unique voice.

20th over: India 98-1 (Rahul 48, Kohli 30) An excellent stop fromGayle, diving to his right and clawing the ball back to save four runs! Rolling back the years, Chris, showing the dexterity of a gymnast. OK, not quite, but even the Indian fans enjoyed that one.

Meanwhile, some more praise for Cottrell:

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19th over: India 89-1 (Rahul 42, Kohli 27) Some extra bounce for Holder – the ball flying off Kohli’s bat to what would be silly point. Alas, no fielder there. Kohli in particular seems to be struggling with Holder’s pace and bounce. Will be interesting to see if Holder gives him some chin music, if Kohli will go on the attack. Kohli was practising facing the short stuff in the outfield this morning. Two from the over.

18th over: India 87-1 (Rahul 42, Kohli 25) Rahul is starting to look very tidy indeed, playing a short Allen throwdown very late, and beating the man at third man for four. Some more good running from Rahul and Kohli sees them edge towards their fifty partnership.

Though there's an obvious case for more teams and the ticketing still appears unable to fill every seat at sellouts, the ICC have got plenty right with this World Cup @michaelbutler18. And cricket is very hard to squeeze into a tournament format - so, well played the ICC!

17th over: India 77-1 (Rahul 36, Kohli 21) Holder goes again, looking for another maiden. Two dots balls come, before Rahul drives straight down the ball, beating the diving Brathwaite for the first runs off Holder. India are only going at 4.53 run rate, although of course it’s still early. Chris Gayle has moved from slip to gully, we’ve seen some thick edges today, so he’s hoping for another. The three fielders in the deep are at cover, fine leg and third man.

16th over: India 72-1 (Rahul 31, Kohli 21) Rahul sends another thick edge for four, but some encouraging signs for Allen. Not a lot of turn, but he’s bowling at a nice length, making Kohli and Rahul guess a little. Drinks break.

“Hello, Michael,” writes Smylers. “I think this is your first time live-blogging actual cricket, rather than just rain mingled with the hope of cricket. How are you finding it?”

15th over: India 67-1 (Rahul 26, Kohli 21) Interesting stat that only on five occasions has a West Indian bowler completed a full 10 overs in this World Cup (for comparison, India have done it 14 times). How much confidence does Holder have in his bowlers? Holder himself is going great guns from the crease, he’s yet to concede a run in his two overs.

14th over: India 67-1 (Rahul 26, Kohli 21) Mis-field from Holder allows Kohli to add another through midwicket, but West Indies have definitely stemmed the flow of runs since the powerplay ended. Would like to know what the ratio of India-West Indies fans inside Old Trafford today. It’s awash with orange and blue.

13th over: India 62-1 (Rahul 25, Kohli 17) West Indies captain Holder is also a new change. I wonder how he will be feeling? Just the one wicket from the first 12 over, his side have taken more wickets from the first powerplay than any other side at this World Cup. Holder appeals for lbw, not given, and West Indies opt against taking it to DRS. Height is always an issue for Holder, who stands at 6ft7in. Replays show it would indeed have gone over the top of the bails, despite striking Kohli on the knee-roll. It’s a maiden over.

12th over: India 62-1 (Rahul 25, Kohli 17) Allen replaces Roach. It should turn for Allen on this pitch, and there are visible footmarks on the pitch. Kuldeep Yadav and Yuzvendra Chahal will be watching intently. Rahul slashes at a short ball, edges it, but flashes hard and the ball flies past Gayle at slip.

11th over: India 56-1 (Rahul 24, Kohli 12) Not quite sure why West Indies are bowling so short to India. It’s certainly not a weakness for Kohli, who plays a deliberately lofted shot though the covers for four. Thomas then goes too full, and Rahul plays a textbook cover drive. Thomas stuck between a rock and hard place. West Indies need a wicket, and soon.

10th over: India 47-1 (Rahul 20, Kohli 7) Three from the over. “Sheldon Cottrell has become a superstar in my eyes during this World Cup,” emails Kerrith Britland. “I saw him in the winter tour against England and thought he looked OK; I was most certainly wrong. Looks made for English conditions - hope he comes over for a county season in the future. What’s your take on him?”

He’s a magnificent cricketer. Can sometimes struggle with his length as a bowler, but as we saw in the last over, is excellent in the field also. And, of course, there was this catch against Australia. Woof.

9th over: India 44-1 (Rahul 20, Kohli 4) Thomas goes past the edge of Rahul. The big West Indian has started well and two catching half-chances just squirt wide of the West Indian fielders. Pooran can’t quite get to a wayward clip of the hips from Rahul, then a thick edge just avoids second slip. Cottrell does magnificently to save the boundary, sweeping round from third man. This is good from West Indies.

8th over: India 38-1 (Rahul 14, Kohli 4) Good bowling from Roach, five dot balls before Rahul drives his down the ground. Holder runs away to retrieve it, and just about scoops the ball back the rope with his foot. Standing at 6ft7in, it’s not too easy for him to get down with his hands. Looking at that replay of Rohit’s wicket, I’m pretty convinced that it was pad, not bat, which means the DRS decision was wrong! The camera now pans to Rohit, who is crouched over a laptop in the Indian dressing room, reviewing the decision. Interestingly it was given not out by the on-field umpire.

7th over: India 35-1 (Rahul 11, Kohli 4) Thomas replaces Cottrell in West Indies’ first change, and there is some swing for Thomas! Encouraging signs for the West Indies, but Thomas finishes the over poorly, two short wide deliveries, the last of which Kohli cuts easily for four. Right in the slot, that one.

6th over: India 29-1 (Rahul 10, Kohli 0) Such a shame for India, who were building a good opening partnership. Before the wicket, Rohit had hit a six, pulling Roach high over square leg, bouncing a couple of yards over the rope. Rohit had all the time in the world there, he was seeing it like a beach ball. Rahul was next to get on the act, timing it brilliantly down the ground for four. That was nothing more than a nudge, but this outfield is lightning.

Rohit is given out, after a DRS review from the Windies, and was adjudged to have nicked the ball, with Hope catching it behind. It was ultra-edge that decided that it was his bat, not his pad, that got the edge. I’m not sure to be honest, it looked like pad to me!Rohit can’t believe the decision, shaking his head as he trudges off.

5th over: India 17-0 (Rahul 5, Rohit 11) Rahul very nearly drags on, mis-driving a full ball from Cottrell. Next ball, our first boundary, Rohit dispatching a short-wide cut through gully. The Indian batsman are so comfortable with these short deliveries, perhaps Holder will have a word in the change over about pitching it up.

4th over: India 9-0 (Rahul 4, Rohit 4) Roach and Cottrell are bowling a lot shorter than against New Zealand – remember Cottrell took two wickets in his first two overs with yorkers.

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3rd over: India 7-0 (Rahul 3, Rohit 3) Rohit swings and misses! Excellent pace from Cottrell, with the ball carrying through to Hope above head height. It’s a very flat, dry pitch but Cottrell will be trying to find some extra bounce. A solitary wide and a thick edge down to third man from the over.

2nd over: India 5-0 (Rahul 3, Rohit 2) Two West Indian slips in for Roach’s first over. I like that, personally. I think West Indies need to be aggressive early on. Pitch the ball up, don’t allow the Indian batsman to settle in these glorious conditions.

“Good Morning Michael,” emails Sreekanth Nandakumar. “I would actually prefer India finish second in the table somehow, so a lost match somewhere will not be bad for me. Otherwise, with the form of teams I fully expect an India Pakistan semi final which I truly dread. We have been beating them in World Cups for so long that I feel a loss to Pakistan is due and I have a really nagging horrible feeling that I will come in the semi finals. I prefer England or New Zealand if it comes to that.”

1st over: India 4-0 (Rahul 3, Rohit 1) Rahul sees off the first ball nicely and creams a nice drive through the covers. It’s a very quick outfield and India’s openers scamper for three runs. No sign of any swing for Cottrell, West Indies have Chris Gayle as their solitary slip but Rohit gets off the mark by tucking one down to fine leg.

Rahul will face the first ball, Cottrell will open the bowling.

“What is the ICC have done with the pitches exactly?” asks Mark Hooper on email. “Whatever it is it’s made this into a great competition - I saw the Windies v Bangladesh match at Taunton where normally you’d expect flat-track bullies to fill their boots but it was amazing to see world-class batsmen really struggling to play themselves in.”

I would certainly agree with that. Yesterday, Mitchell Santner was doing all sorts with his wrist spin for New Zealand, which made Babar Azam’s match-winning century all the more remarkable.

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The teams are out for the national anthems. There are 23,000 people expected at Old Trafford today. What a corker of a day.

@michaelbutler18 All I can say as an Indian fan is that I'd rather we were underdogs. This "expected to win" business rarely turns out well for us. Preparing myself for a nerve-wracking few hours as we blow the tournament wide open with a narrow loss to the Windies.

I’d also say that West Indies often do play their best cricket when their backs are against the walls. That said, their ODI win percentage is just 29% when they bowl first.

Away from the live action today, some worrying news.

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India: Rohit Sharma, KL Rahul, Virat Kohli (captain), Vijay Shankar, Kedar Jadhav, MS Dhoni (wk), Hardik Pandya, Mohammad Shami, Kuldeep Yadav, Yuzvendra Chahal, Jasprit Bumrah

West Indies: Chris Gayle, Sunil Ambris, Shai Hope (wk), Nicholas Pooran, Shimron Hetmyer, Jason Holder (captain), Carlos Brathwaite, Fabian Allen, Kemar Roach, Sheldon Cottrell, Oshane Thomas

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Not a surprise, really. It’s gloriously sunny in Manchester and the pitch looks a belter to bat on. Pitch is a little off centre. Square of the wicket, it’s 66m to one boundary, 70m to the other.

Virat Kohli:“It looks like a hard wicket. We’ve got two wrist-spinners, it’s a used pitch so we see it drying out and slowing down in the latter half of the match.”

Before we get to the team news, let’s have a look at what this match means for both sides.

After the New Zealand disappointment, West Indies are clinging on here. If they lose, they are out, which is about as clear as it gets. The Windies have won just one of their six matches so far, but can still progress if they win their final three games – and other results go for them. Sri Lanka and Afghanistan are to follow – two very winnable games – so a win today could yet prove decisive.

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India v West Indies. A World Cup in England. It’s 1983, it’s the final at Lord’s and one of the most stunning upsets in ODI cricket. For the West Indies side in their pomp – with Gordon Greenidge, Desmond Haynes, Sir Viv and Clive Lloyd at the top of the order, and the fearsome bowling foursome of Andy Roberts, Joel Garner, Malcolm Marshall and Michael Holding – this was their third consecutive World Cup final and they were widely expected to see off a an Indian side that had won just one match in their previous two World Cups. In fact, prior to the tournament India had played a total of just 40 ODIs and were 66-1 outsiders to win the whole thing. “We didn’t take the game seriously,” said India’s first ODI captain, Ajit Wadekar, “We had no idea of field placings or tactics.”

The Indian team were criminally underfunded by their own board. Mohinder Amarnath taught Kapil Dev to wash his own clothes on tour to save money - “actually showing me the tub in the bathroom” – a process that damaged Kapil’s hands so much, he was unable to bowl the next day. But things were changing. The Asian Games in Delhi the year previously had meant many households in India now had a colour TV. Most of the country was now glued to the screen. Rahul Dravid, then ten years old remembers “watching that final in Bangalore. That win inspired a lot of young kids to take to the game.” It would prove to be a turning point for Indian cricket.

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South Africa beat Sri Lanka by nine wickets: Cricket World Cup 2019 – as it happened

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Already-eliminated South Africa made a massive dent in Sri Lanka’s semi-final hopes with an emphatic victory

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And with that, I’m done. Finally South Africa have found the silver lining to their cloud. Bye!

Alittle weekend reading for you:

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Faf du Plessis is quietly pleased.

Long time coming. It was a good game. We did ourselves justice, the talent we have in the dressing room. Set up by a good bowling performance. I thought we didn’t start well. The nature of the wicket told me that it had to be straight lines you had to bowl. It looked like a wicket where if you have a consistent top of the stumps line and length it would be difficult, and that turned out to be true.

It feels bittersweet. It doesn’t feel like it means that much, because you feel it’s a little bit too late. But the basics of batting we showed really well today. One big partnership and then everything feels so much easier. All of a sudden almost every over you can put the bowler under pressure. We haven’t done that consistently in the tournament.

Dimuth Karunaratne says Sri Lanka’s inability to rotate the strike and milk the singles is what decided the match against them. “We have to win our two matches, compete really good,” he says. “We have to work hard at the batting, bowling and every department and do well in those matches.”

Here’s the latest table. Sri Lanka are down but not out, though they now have to beat both West Indies and India.

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Jonathan Edwards hands Dwaine Pretorius the man of the match trophy. “The guys are absolutely stoked,” he says. “The guys showed today what we’re all about as a unit. I’m just a bit sad that it only came now.”

“Never mind the pundits and the wickets,” wails Brian Withington, “why oh why are teams reserving their best performances for when they play England?”

I think it is a long-acknowledged phenomenon that teams raise their game against the best in the world. Thus the fact that England have lost a couple, while Australia, New Zealand and India have only lost two between them, proves that England are indeed the best team. We should probably just stop the tournament now and hand Eoin Morgan the trophy.

37.2 overs: South Africa 206-1 (Amla 79, Du Plessis 96) Thisara Perera’s second delivery goes down the leg side and away for four, and that’s it! The umpire says Du Plessis got something on it, so he finished four short of his hundred.

37th over: South Africa 201-1 (Amla 79, Du Plessis 92) Amla cuts the first past backward point. I thought he might run a single and allow his captain to bring up his ton at his leisure, but instead they come back for a second, and then another two. There will be no century.

36th over: South Africa 196-1 (Amla 74, Du Plessis 92) Malinga completes his allocation, still trying his yorkers. Du Plessis is on the receiving end of one, and manages to push it down the ground for four. That leaves him eight from his century, conveniently with eight needed for victory. He tries to smear the next through the covers but picks out a fielder.

35th over: South Africa 191-1 (Amla 73, Du Plessis 88) Just two runs off the first five balls of Udana’s over, but then Du Plessis hits the last past mid-on for four.

34th over: South Africa 185-1 (Amla 72, Du Plessis 83) Malinga’s penultimate over (though of course it could turn out to be his last), and with one ball remaining he switches to go round the wicket at Du Plessis, who had just speared one past fine leg for four. It’s another single. South Africa need 19 from 96 balls.

33rd over: South Africa 178-1 (Amla 71, Du Plessis 77) A few more singles are milked, before Du Plessis hacks a wide one past backward point for four. Just 26 runs required now, so the match could be finished in the next over. Theoretically.

32nd over: South Africa 169-1 (Amla 69, Du Plessis 70) Thisara Perera’s still going. He seems to have been bowling all afternoon, but in fact it’s only his fifth over. I’m not sure how that’s happened. Single, dot, single, dot, single, dot.

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31st over: South Africa 166-1 (Amla 68, Du Plessis 68) This is definitely not Sri Lanka’s day. I think we can declare that now, whatever the win predictor’s saying.

Amla takes one look at the first replay, tucks his bat under his arm, pulls off his gloves and heads for the dressing-room. But it transpires that the ball pitched fractionally outside leg, and he’s beckoned back!

Amla is out lbw here! He’s gone upstairs, but only because it might be fun to look at the TV for a bit. He’s surely out...

30th over: South Africa 159-1 (Amla 65, Du Plessis 65) South Africa have retreated into their shell since Faf’s two-ball, 10-run blitz a couple of overs back. Five more singles here, off Thisara Perera. Of course, there’s no need for them to hurry, what with them needing 45 runs from 120 balls.

29th over: South Africa 154-1 (Amla 62, Du Plessis 63) Four more singles, and another wide. Here in Blighty it’s almost 5pm; anyone got any good weekend plans?

28th over: South Africa 149-1 (Amla 60, Du Plessis 61) As of the start of the over, bowled by Lakmal, the required run rate had dipped below three. By its end it was down to 2.5. Du Plessis takes the single he needs to reach 50, and then the next ball he faces is lifted back past the bowler and out the ground! After a lengthy delay while a replacement is located he rockets the next through midwicket for four!

Meanwhile Pete Salmon has got the OBO’s proof-readers exercised. “That was Zeno’s paradox, not Aristotle’s,” sniffs the Guardian’s own Beau Dure.

27th over: South Africa 136-1 (Amla 59, Du Plessis 49) De Silva bowls, and it goed down the leg side, flicks up off Kusal, loops up, is caught by a diving, sprinting slip, which is an awful lot of action for a single wide. That’s the 13th extra of the innings, or 6.4% of South Africa’s target.

26th over: South Africa 131-1 (Amla 58, Du Plessis 47) Malinga’s eighth over is predictably yorker-heavy, and brings a single followed by five dots. “I kind of feel like Avitaj Mitra’s question is as much a philosophical conundrum as it is a mathematical one,” says Matt Dony. “But, yeah, right now it almost feels like England will have a 0% chance against India, if that answers the question.”

25th over: South Africa 130-1 (Amla 57, Du Plessis 47) De Silva bowls. Some singles are scored. “Good question from Avitaj Mitra (over 21). Presumably the win predictor is like Aristotle’s paradox that a thing in motion can never arrive at its destination as it always has to travel halfway before it gets there, over and over again,” writes Pete Salmon. “The win predictor can never reach 0 until a team wins, so no team can ever win because the win predictor is always greater than 0. Just one more way the win predictor has ruined cricket, by establishing the impossibility of victory.”

24th over: South Africa 126-1 (Amla 55, Du Plessis 45) A Malinga maiden. He’s presumably bowling because Sri Lanka need wickets like the proverbial desert needs the rain, but the field isn’t really conducive to the taking of them, with an empty cordon and nobody in aggressive, in-yer-face positions. So it’s all down to Malinga, who attempts another yorker, which Amla digs out well.

23rd over: South Africa 126-1 (Amla 55, Du Plessis 45) Edge! Du Plessis swings his bat and diverts the ball well wide of the solitary slip and away for four.

22nd over: South Africa 119-1 (Amla 53, Du Plessis 40) Malinga’s back, and there’s a lovely yorker, which seemed to also show a bit of late movement, to Amla, which causes the batsman no trouble whatsoever. It did seem a bit on the slow side. He tries again to Du Plessis, who exhibits only slightly more discomfort.

21st over: South Africa 115-1 (Amla 52, Du Plessis 37)“So, just checked the win predictor. SL have a 1% chance (pretty generous, in my view),” writes Avitaj Mitra. “What I want to know is, is there a point within the 50 overs for the chasing team where the predictor shows 0% for either team, objectively speaking. Can you absolutely determine if a team simply has no chance of winning?” I know not, but I suspect they’ve done some rounding up to get all the way to 1% there, particularly given that it was also 1% six overs back.

20th over: South Africa 111-1 (Amla 51, Du Plessis 35) Amla takes his score to 50 with a single. Do we think South Africa are going to make this interesting with a bit of free hitting, or are they happy with the single life?

19th over: South Africa 105-1 (Amla 49, Du Plessis 31) Udana does his first bowling of the day, and singles off the first two balls tickle South Africa’s score into triple figures. There are also singles off the next four, and a bonus wide to boot. This, not unpredictably given the target, is turning into a stroll in the sunshine.

18th over: South Africa 98-1 (Amla 46, Du Plessis 28) Mendis bowls, and he gets a bit of turn and bounce, the ball hitting the shoulder of Amla’s bat and spinning away safely.

17th over: South Africa 94-1 (Amla 44, Du Plessis 26) Freebies! Lakmal bowls down the leg side, and Kusal Perera dives past the ball, which flies between one glove and the other and rumbles away. Then Du Plessis hammers a bumper through midwicket for four and finally he skitters down the pitch but the ball skews off his bat and loops over backward point for a couple.

16th over: South Africa 81-1 (Amla 43, Du Plessis 19) Just a couple of singles. The umpires detect a slight downturn in South Arica’s run-scoring, and call for drinks.

15th over: South Africa 79-1 (Amla 42, Du Plessis 18) The win predictor gives Sri Lanka a 1% chance of glory, and Amla then dents that with a beautifully-timed stroke that sends the ball rolling enthusiastically past point for four. Still, the sun’s shining.

14th over: South Africa 72-1 (Amla 36, Du Plessis 17) Jeevan Mendis now. The required run rate is only just above 3.5, and Sri Lanka need wickets in the plural and at pace (either that or a return of the bees and a succession of retired stungs). Sri Lanka, comparison fans, were 77-3 at this stage of their innings.

13th over: South Africa 69-1 (Amla 35, Du Plessis 16) Du Plessis drives through the covers twice. Happily for Sri Lanka they stuck a sweeper there after the first shot, so one goes for four and the other earns but a single. The captain takes a very sharp single to mid-off off the last ball of the over, and was maybe just about home when the ball whistled past the stumps.

12th over: South Africa 62-1 (Amla 34, Du Plessis 10) Amla lifts the ball down the ground, and stands there admiring it as the ball loops up, lands perhaps 10m from the rope and pretty much stays still. Only then do the batsmen realise they should have been running all along, and they thus score a mere two.

11th over: South Africa 58-1 (Amla 31, Du Plessis 9) Malinga is stood down, with Lakmal returning. “In the first round of games there were half a dozen times the bails didn’t come off when they probably should but I haven’t seen any incidents since then,” recalls Jim Graham. “Did they change them? The Malinga yorker is the sort of ball that might not have taken a wicket in an early game.” They did talk about changing something about the stump set-up, and may indeed have done so, but I don’t think I’ve seen a ball hit the stumps as gently as in those incidents in recent days, including that wicket. I do think these are remarkably solid stumps, and it’s probably them rather than the bails that are to blame. It’s remarkable how much effort it takes to take them out of the ground. It seems that you can throw the ball as hard as you like towards the base of the stumps and they’ll go absolutely nowhere.

10th over: South Africa 53-1 (Amla 26, Du Plessis 9) Perera bowls short and wide, and Amla dismisses it for four. Then, a single and a dot later, Du Plessis comes forward and spears just wide of a fielder at cover for four more. 11 off the over, which should make Malinga feel better.

9th over: South Africa 42-1 (Amla 19, Du Plessis 5) Malinga’s fifth over, and his have cost six apiece on average, a fair chunk more than his team-mates’. He also got the wicket, of course, and his team need a few more of those.

8th over: South Africa 36-1 (Amla 16, Du Plessis 3) No bowler in the world has dismissed Faf du Plessis more often in ODIs than Thisara Perera. He’s dismissed him five times (next is Pat Cummins on four, followed by five people including Malinga with three; full list here). So Perera comes in, and Du Plessis is predictably guarded. Maiden.

7th over: South Africa 36-1 (Amla 16, Du Plessis 3) South Africa has reined in their boundary-hunting impulses since the wicket, though as I type that Amla is teased into a drive by Malinga, and the ball whistles past the bat.

6th over: South Africa 34-1 (Amla 15, Du Plessis 2) Suranga Lakmal now, and there’s a leg bye off the first and a couple off the last, though Du Plessis would probably have had a four a little earlier but for a fine stop from Avishka Fernando at cover.

5th over: South Africa 31-1 (Amla 15, Du Plessis 0) Malinga keeps giving Amla invitations to score off his pads. This time there isn’t quite enough on it for the ball to reach the rope, and the batsmen run three. Then, though, the wicket, and some much-needed encouragement for the Sri Lankans.

He’s still got the magic, has he not? Malinga’s straight yorker slips between bat and pad and clips leg stump!

4th over: South Africa 28-0 (De Kock 15, Amla 12) That’s fluid cricket! De Kock drives just wide of extra cover for four, then after inside-edging safely behind his legs a deft/panicked/bit-of-both late cut sends the ball rolling away for four more.

3rd over: South Africa 20-0 (De Kock 7, Amla 12) De Kock pushes the first ball down the ground for four, and later Amla, after a couple of uncomfortable swishes and prods, repeats his midwicket flick from over one, with identical results. Thanks to Charlie for the link to this video, of these very same teams taking bee-related evasive action in an ODI a couple of years ago. Un-bee-lievable*.

2nd over: South Africa 10-0 (De Kock 2, Amla 8) Dhananjaya de Silva does some early spinning, and De Kock gets a single from the penultimate delivery. I forgot to mention that it was Malinga who bowled the first over, but then you knew that.

Opening with a spinner to Quinton de Kock is a sound strategy. He has been dismissed five times to off-spin within the first 20 balls of his innings and averages just 28.20 from those deliveries. #CWC19#SLvSA

1st over: South Africa 9-0 (De Kock 1, Amla 8) Amla sweetly times a drive through the covers for four. Languid, I think is the word. The next is flicked off his ankles, past midwicket for four more. The last beats the edge (there did seem to be a tiny noise, but there was no appeal so perhaps I invented it).

South Africa have had one big opening stand at this World Cup, Amla and De Kock putting on 104 against Afghanistan, but otherwise the first pair has only once contributed more than 22 runs, and in their two games since the Afghanistan match has managed nine (against New Zealand) and four (against Pakistan).

The players retake the field. This is the fifth time in this World Cup that South Africa have fielded first. So far they have won one and lost three of the previous games. “Give South Africa a target and they will find a way not to reach it,” notes Uma Venkatraman.

“Adam signed off saying that “South Africa [are] in a very strong position to end Sri Lanka’s top four campaign”but Sri Lanka can lose today and still qualify if Pakistan are Beaten by Bangladesh and Bangladesh are beaten by India, unless underdogs England manage to scrape a victory in one of their two final matches,” jibes Martyn Fairbrother.

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An innings that never, got going. Eight of Sri Lanka’s batsmen made it to double figures but only Kusal Perera and Avishka Fernando made it to 30 - both dismissed on that score from ordinary shots. With those two behind them, South Africa were able to put the squeeze on and did so wonderfully through the middle overs. Due to the consistent wickets that fell through that period, there was very little left to work with in the final ten, where just 40 runs were added.

Dwaine Pretorius finished with the excellent throwback figures of 3/25 from his ten overs and is speaking to TV. “It was a tough wicket and we had to be disciplined,” he says. “Everyone backed each other up quite well and the partnerships worked. It was our most disciplined performance of the tournament so far. Basic cricket: hitting the top of off.”

Malinga moved Sri Lanka to 200 with a lovely crack to the point boundary but hit the next ball in the air, du Plessis this time completing the innings at mid-off. Morris finishes with 9.3-0-46-3. South Africa need 204 to win.

49th over: Sri Lanka 198-9 (Lakmal 3, Malinga 0) Well, it should have been two-in-two to finish and complete the innings, Lakmal giving catching practice to du Plessis at mid-on, but he’s grassed the regulation chance. Rabada: 10-2-36-2.

Udana tried to make room to slap a short ball but it went straight in the air instead, Rabada claiming the catch in the middle of the pitch. He deserved a second (at least) after all his fine work since starting the day with a wicket first ball.

48th over: Sri Lanka 195-8 (Udana 16, Lakmal 2) Udana berates himself for another swing/miss to start Morris’ ninth over. He does get bat on the ball to the next, falling just short of Amla at backward point on the edge of the circle. The slower ball is too good for him again, making three dots to begin before the yorker ends up at mid-off for one. Lakmal’s turn, turning one square. THE PLAYERS ALL HIT THE DECK because a swarm of bees have arrived! Umpires too. Yes, this has been a dire innings without much to note but we’ll always have that moment.

47th over: Sri Lanka 192-8 (Udana 14, Lakmal 1) Rabada is back after his frugal middle spell, those two maidens helping drain this Sri Lankan innings of any momentum at an important time. He immediately beats Udana with a delivery that’s too good, the same man swinging and missing when trying to clear cow corner later in the over. Sure enough, the bumper comes next with Udana doing just enough to get it away from his helmet and down to the ground. Four off.

46th over: Sri Lanka 188-8 (Udana 11, Lakmal 0) Phehlukwayo gives Udana something in the slot to finish and he pin-points his slap/drive through extra cover for four. Nice strike. The Cricket Ground DJ plays the song they normally only give a blast when a six is hit. Make of that what you will. I found it the other week; rude not to share this TOTP performance from 1981. “All oiled up and ready.”

Perera has a crack at Phehlukwayo but doesn’t get much of it, Rabada taking a fine diving chance running in from the rope. The third ump confirms the clean catch.

45th over: Sri Lanka 182-7 (T Perera 20, Udana 6) Tahir to bowl out his tenth and doing it well. He deserved a wicket for all the pressure he has created at the bowling crease today. That’s not to be, but he’ll take the 0/36 from ten. 19 runs have been added from the first five overs of this final power play. Grim.

44th over: Sri Lanka 179-7 (T Perera 18, Udana 5) Phehlukwayo is landing both his stock and slower balls here, the bumper as well. They are starting to swing but the contact just isn’t there. Five off it. 16 from 26 this partnership.

43rd over: Sri Lanka 174-7 (T Perera 16, Udana 2) Perera nearly gives a catch out to midwicket but it doesn’t quite make it to the sweeper. Four of Tahir’s six balls are dots, his figures 0/33 with one over to bowl. As usual, the 40-year-old leggie (WHERE’S THE STEVE CARELL MOVIE ON THIS?) has been excellent.

42nd over: Sri Lanka 171-7 (T Perera 13, Udana 2) Phehlukwayo sent down five overs earlier when Kushal Perera and Fernando were going nicely. It’s a very different game now. The sweepers at midwicket, mid-on and third man are scored to, Phehlukwayo helping out with a badly sprayed slower ball. But that’s their lot.

“Surely Sri Lanka are the team with both the best Powerplay 1 run rate and the worst Powerplay 2 run rate?” poses Avitaj Mitra. “Makes you reminisce about Sangakara and Jayawardene and even Dilshan.. who could milk singles in the middle overs like it was the easiest thing in the world.”

41st over: Sri Lanka 167-7 (T Perera 11, Udana 1) Tahir has three overs to bowl in this happy hour period, if Sri Lanka ever visit the bar, that is. Udana has mad skills at the death with the ball, but what’s his long handle like? We don’t get to find out here, four singles picked up; the boundary never threatened.

40th over: Sri Lanka 163-7 (Perera 8, Udana 0) Morris finishes with a bumper as well. It being the end of the 40th, another fielder can now exit the circle.

Mendis tried to repeat the shot he played for six in the previous over against Morris but this time picked out the man at long leg. Good bowling.

39th over: Sri Lanka 159-6 (J Mendis 16, T Perera 7) Well, here we go! Sri Lanka are back in the act (for now at least) taking 15 from this Duminy over. Mendis, emboldened by his six in the last set, goes over the top of the man on the circle up at mid-on for four. That’ll do. They’re helped by five wides when de Kock can’t glove a flat ball down the legside. To finish, another misdirected delivery, three tickled to fine leg by Mendis. That’ll do, JP. Have a blow.

38th over: Sri Lanka 145-6 (J Mendis 11, T Perera 3) They still have four wickets in hand but it feels like South Africa could finish them off in a real hurry. Oh, and this should be the seventh, Perera taking on Faf at mid-on, the captain unable to nail the throw at the non-strikers’ end. He would have been gone by at least three metres. Mendis’ turn and he finally makes decent contact, slapping Morris over deep backward square for the first six of the innings! Shot!

“I’m struggling to recall the last time a Sri Lankan first innings took such a pasting on OBO, with a guaranteed defeat to follow,” asks Brian Withington. “Possibly Rob Smyth on duty last week for the England game can refresh our memories?”

37th over: Sri Lanka 136-6 (J Mendis 4, T Perera 1) Thisara Perera is known for giving it a wallop and what they would give for a bit of that today. He’s off the mark down the ground first ball, the hapless Perera then playing out the rest. He nearly chops Duminy on, which might be preferable for Sri Lanka at this stage. The left-hander is 4 from 36 and it is not getting any better . The run rate? 3.67 (!).

Oh dear. They’ve had a shocker today, Sri Lanka. In response to JP’s first ball, his opposing number has a dip at a reverse sweep and makes an absolute meal of it.

36th over: Sri Lanka 135-5 (Dhananjaya 24, J Mendis 4) Back to back maidens from Rabada? Are you kidding me? Mendis has 4 from 32 balls and this is not good enough. They won’t make 200 at this rate. Once again, very 1999 World Cup areas.

35th over: Sri Lanka 135-5 (Dhananjaya 24, J Mendis 4) Phehlukwayo replaces Tahir, which I’m a bit surprised about given the hold he had on both players. The change suits Dhananjaya, who has enough time to free his arms and carve a powerful cut shot to the point rope and move into the 20s. Time to get busy.

34th over: Sri Lanka 128-5 (Dhananjaya 19, J Mendis 2) Rabada replaces the efficient and effective Pretorius. Dhananjaya is defending and leaving, which is sound enough logic in terms of preserving his wicket but I really don’t see what they get out of letting him churn through a maiden in the 33rd over.

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33rd over: Sri Lanka 128-5 (Dhananjaya 19, J Mendis 2) Tahir continues, and why wouldn’t he? Mendis is picking him, but that’s only part of the battle. He can’t beat the fielders on the circle, just one run added. The leggie has three to come

32nd over: Sri Lanka 127-5 (Dhananjaya 18, J Mendis 2) The end of a fantastic stint from Dwaine Pretorius, finishing with 10-2-25-2, the vital wickets of Fernando and Mendis both his after coming back into the XI today. Bowled. Drinks!

31st over: Sri Lanka 123-5 (Dhananjaya 15, J Mendis 2) A boundary! The first for quite some time, Dhananjaya taking on the final Tahir delivery, lashing it off the front foot to the rope at extra cover. It’s a start.

“Love the phrase ‘entitled whining’ (Over 23),” said Peter Salmon. “Trying to work out its relationship to ‘virtue signalling’. For me the most worrying thing is that he expects a taxi driver to ‘chill out’. He’s obviously living in another reality.”

30th over: Sri Lanka 115-5 (Dhananjaya 8, J Mendis 1) How do Sri Lanka handle this? Of course, a loss here and it’s all over. So do they try and crawl to 220 and hope? Or do the chance their hand through Dhananjaya and go up the risk/reward scale? Since Fernando and Perera departed, all intent has been missing. At least they scored as single off Pretorius this time around, his second spell 1/1 off three.

29th over: Sri Lanka 114-5 (Dhananjaya 7, J Mendis 1) Nothing to ease the squeeze off Tahir, who is already through five overs for 17 runs. I reckon he’ll still be bashing around as South Africa’s No1 spinner for the 2023 World Cup.

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28th over: Sri Lanka 111-5 (Dhananjaya 5, J Mendis 0) Jeevan Mendis is the new man at No7, Pretorius giving him nothing. Five dot balls makes a wicket maiden, the 12 balls the all-rounder has sent down since his return all scoreless. He has 8-2-21-3. As you do. Very 1999 World Cup figures.

There is the big wicket! After completely drying up the Sri Lankan star, Morris has done it with a shortish ball, Mendis miscuing to point. They’re in strife now. 51 balls he faced for his 23. Grim.

27th over: Sri Lanka 111-4 (Mendis 23, Dhananjaya 5) Finally some runs through the back half of this Tahir over, Mendis then Dhananjaya starting to pick out the sweepers. They really need to get it ticking over now, the run rate just on four.

26th over: Sri Lanka 106-4 (Mendis 19, Dhananjaya 4) Fantastic return from Pretorius, the man with two wickets to his name, now getting an addition to his maiden column as well. Sri Lanka really have been stopped in their tracks.

25th over: Sri Lanka 106-4 (Mendis 19, Dhananjaya 4) Tahir bounces through another over for just two. After a couple of ropey balls to start, he’s right back in his groove. Mindful of his major responsibility here, Mendis is taking no risks.

24th over: Sri Lanka 104-4 (Mendis 18, Dhananjaya 3) Excuse me while I catch up, lost the wifi for a few minutes. Doesn’t look like we have missed much. Two here from the Morris over. He has four up his sleeve, so that might be all for now.

23rd over: Sri Lanka 102-4 (Mendis 18, Dhananjaya 1) Another good over for the Proteas, Mendis taking the wrong’un through midwicket for one and Dhananjaya doing likewise to finish but with four dots in there too. Over the last five overs, Sri Lanka have added 1/16. Good captaincy from du Plessis to squeeze after the third wicket fell, not allowing Mathews to properly settle.

“Further to Nick Parish’s comments on Bairstow’s rather entitled whining, isn’t it the case that all the teams have had to play on these pitches and they’re pretty dissimilar to what any of them are used to, save possibly NZ?” asks Geoff Wignall.

22nd over: Sri Lanka 100-4 (Mendis 17, Dhananjaya 0) The new man defends the one remaining delivery in the successful Morris over. South Africa have a big opportunity to run through Sri Lanka here, especially if Mendis falls soon.

Yuk. Mathews makes room to try and mow Morris out through midwicket but chops on instead. After showing a lot of patience, that’s another wicket they’ve thrown away from a delivery that didn’t deserve it. Earlier in the over he popped him over mid-on for four, still. That’s not pretty cricket.

21st over: Sri Lanka 96-3 (Mendis 17, Mathews 7) Tahir Time! He picked up a wicket in his first over on Sunday at Lord’s but he won’t be in the book with the full toss he gives Mathews to begin here, struck with control to midwicket for one, nor the half-tracker to Mendis, which is put away for four. The veteran finds his range before long, Mendis defending then watching the hard-spun legbreaks.

20th over: Sri Lanka 91-3 (Mendis 13, Mathews 6) Morris gives Mendis a bit of room to begin, obliging with a push past point for two. There’s a single to third man on offer later, Mathews also picking up one behind square to long leg. Both sides seem happy with where the game is currently at.

19th over: Sri Lanka 87-3 (Mendis 10, Mathews 5) Rabada pushes through another very tidy one, his maiden ruined by Mendis who steered the final ball to third man for one. Mathews is five off 21 and Mendis 10 from 29. But I don’t expect this will worry either of them if it means getting a couple of Rabada overs out of the way.

“I heard you and Geoff briefly discussing Bairstow’s comments on the podcast yesterday,” says Jack Jorgensen. “I wholeheartedly agree with the perception that these comments could blow up. The UK press is so unforgiving, and even if there was nuance in Bairstow’s original statements, its been lost in the headlines making the rounds. Add to that Michael Vaughan on Twitter again this morning, its starting to unravel. Even as an Aussie I’m starting to watch through my fingers, waiting for the next calamity!”

18th over: Sri Lanka 86-3 (Mendis 9, Mathews 5) Morris returns too and immediately finds the edge of Mathews, falling just short of Amla at first slip. After spraying a wide, the big seamer is into his work, angling in at Mathews attacking his stumps and giving him nothing. Looks like a glorious day at Durham. The last time that Sri Lanka played an international there was in 2016 when Alastair Cook clocked his 10,000th Test run. Other things happened that week - a lovely Chris Woakes spell and a lavish Moeen ton - but not a lot more. England won by plenty.

17th over: Sri Lanka 85-3 (Mendis 9, Mathews 5) Sensing an opening before these two important players get set, Faf brings Rabada back - the man who took a first ball wicket earlier today. He’s right on the mark at Mendis, who is defending with a straight bat before squeezing out one behind square. Mathews does the same to finish, timing nicely just behind square to keep the strike.

“Picking up the point about dry pitches,” writes Nick Parish, “I was a bit worried about Bairstow’s complaints about all the difficult pitches England have had to cope with, and comparing them with the pitches of the last two years. As well as making excuses (despite saying he wasn’t making excuses), he is surely aware that last summer was three months of uninterrupted sunshine, while this June has seen rain of biblical proportions. I don’t know much about preparing wickets, but I feel a bit for the groundsmen expected to produce flat, dry tracks during a typical British summer.”

16th over: Sri Lanka 83-3 (Mendis 8, Mathews 4) Even though his previous two overs picked up wickets, this is a more probing set from Pretorius after the drinks break, finding Mathews’ inside edge then getting some excellent carry from a ball just outside the off-stump. Just one from it. Nicely bowled.

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15th over: Sri Lanka 82-3 (Mendis 7, Mathews 4) Oooh! Not far away from a run out to finish, Mendis racing to the danger end from the final Phehlukwayo ball, calling Mathews through for a quick single to midwicket. Earlier, Mathews pushed well out to cover for three, timed off the back foot. Don’t worry about Big Ang.

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14th over: Sri Lanka 77-3 (Mendis 6, Mathews 1) Easy does it, Mathews deflecting the fifth ball of the Pretorius over down to third man to get himself moving. He copped a lot of stick when taking this approach last week (for 85 not out off, well, a lot of balls) against England but he was proven very right a few hours later.

A press release has entered my inbox advising that Carlos Brathwaite has been fined 15 per cent of his match fee yesterday for showing dissent. Always here for you with the big breaking news on the OBO, me.

13th over: Sri Lanka 76-3 (Mendis 6, Mathews 0) Phehlukwayo gives Mendis something to settle into on leg stump, clipping his first boundary of the day. South Africa have given away far too many runs on the pads so far this morning. The all-rounder is back on the mark for the rest, keeping the star right-hander quiet.

“Good morrow, Adam.” And to you, John Starbuck. “When England did so well in Durham, as you mentioned, wasn’t it a blazing hot day? It’s unfamiliar, but we even have bright sunshine here in Yorkshire too. So how much of England’s past success was down to the conditions, especially last year? Big scores are usually expected in the dry.”

12th over: Sri Lanka 72-3 (Mendis 2, Mathews 0) Mendis and Mathews, the Sri Lankan engine room, have a lot of work to do here now. The former skipper does are you would expect, carefully defending his first few deliveries. On the evidence of what we saw last week against England, he won’t be in a hurry. Smart cricketer.
“You are going to have to be patient on this pitch,” adds Mel Jones on TV.

“Do teams need a half hour between the toss and the first ball?” replies Shankar Mony, quite fairly, to something I said earlier. “Why cant both sets of openers be ready and we have play 10 minutes after the toss? For a game that is competing for eyeballs with other quicker sports (all other sports are quicker), cricket could do with less dilly dallying, I say.” Yep, point taken.

Pretorius has two in five balls! He’s castled Perera with an off-cutter that didn’t have a lot going on, the opener trying to steer it behind point but instead chopping it on. Another poor dismissal, all told.

11th over: Sri Lanka 70-2 (K Perera 29, Mendis 1) A steady ovr from Phehlukwayo to begin the accumulation phase, three singles added; Mendis off the mark to fine leg.

“Love the Ian Chappell/Piers Morgan contretemps,” writes Peter Salmon. “Reminds me of the first time I really understood sport. Aus v Eng, 1979-80. Nine years old, in the lobby of the Hilton Hotel across from the MCG waiting for the players to come down. Australia 1/155 chasing England’s 306. Saw Chappelli in his civvies walking to the door with his gear, 53 not out overnight. Scurried up to him and said, ‘Please Mr Chappell, can I have your autograph?’ Without breaking stride he said, ‘No kid, no. I need you to fuck off.’ I have never admired anyone else as much as I admired him at that moment. Good Guardian cred too.”

10th over: Sri Lanka 67-2 (K Perera 28, Mendis 0) Mendis, Sri Lanka’s star No4, defends the one ball to come in the successful over. Ten runs and a wicket from it.

After twice tucking into ropey Pretorius deliveries on leg stump to take full advantage during the final over of the power play, Fernando has fallen from the penultimate ball! It’s not much of a delivery either, miscuing when trying to go long and straight, the ball landing with du Plessis at mid-on. Frustrating cricket.

9th over: Sri Lanka 57-1 (K Perera 23, Fernando 26) Phehlukwayo has impressed during this World Cup as well, with the ball especially, and gets a chance now in place of Rabada. But there is no pressure here at the moment, five singles taken even though the field is still up. That’s quite unusual, and good batting.

“The only way for England to be certain to qualify is to beat both New Zealand and Idea,” emails Martyn Fairbrother. “They will then be on 12 points, the only other team that can reach twelve points is Sri Lanka, but qualification is then decided by number of games won, so England would still qualify. If England only win one of the two games, then they will finish on 10 points. Sri Lanka can reach 12 points. Pakistan or Bangladesh (but not both) can reach 11 points. If Pakistan / Bangladesh is tied (or not played) then potentially England Pakistan and Bangladesh will finish on 10 points and 4 wins – qualification will be decided by net run rate.”

8th over: Sri Lanka 52-1 (K Perera 20, Fernando 24) Sri Lanka’s 50 is up with a tidy little tuck from to fine leg by Fernando, down to the rope. Bouncing back well, Pretorius is up for leg before when beating Fernando’s inside edge but it is going well over middle stump, the technology shows after the fact.

7th over: Sri Lanka 45-1 (K Perera 19, Fernando 19) Rabada goes again and it doesn’t come off, three risk-free singles added - a legside wide as well - before Perera leans into a full toss, putting it away through point. His third boundary.

“Does Avishva Fernando remind anyone else of Aravinda DeSilva?” asks Sampath Kumar. He might be a fraction more lavish in his strokeplay, but I can see where you are coming from. Aravinda, I have it on good authority, is in the countryright now. I’m trying to get him to talk to me about Sri Lanka’s poor 1999 World Cup.

6th over: Sri Lanka 37-1 (K Perera 13, Fernando 18) Pretorius replaces Morris and does the job Faf du Plessis wants from him after a couple of busy overs for the Sri Lankans, keeping them to just a single with his tidy medium pace.

5th over: Sri Lanka 36-1 (K Perera 12, Fernando 18) If you can ignore the first ball, this is a fantastic start for Sri Lanka! Granted, four byes come from a ball that misses Fernando’s inside edge and the stumps and de Kock’s gloves all by about an inch. But he keeps his cool, finishing with a quite outstanding straight drive that races away to the rope. There is a lot to like about the new Sri Lankan No3. Where was he earlier in the tournament? Nae bother, he might have arrived just in time.

4th over: Sri Lanka 26-1 (K Perera 11, Fernando 13) And again! Perera gets on the front foot this time to crunch Morris through cover. A couple of singles puts him back on strike by the end of the over and he’s again beaten by Morris but the early signs are good for the man who made such a famous century against South Africa at Durban earlier in the year.

“JP Duminy yet again benefiting from, well, just sort of being around,” observes Nick Toovey. “He’s got the air of the guy in the school cricket team that’s there to crack jokes, or is a prefect, or had a fluke day at open trails. When was his last performance of note?”

3rd over: Sri Lanka 20-1 (K Perera 6, Fernando 12) Fernando is not going to mess around with the field up, crunching a ball that isn’t that short through cover for Sri Lanka’s second boundary. He’s beaten later in the set, which happens at Durham - the TV tells us that seamers move it there more than any other of these World Cup venues - but they’ve pushed back nicely after the golden duck to begin.

2nd over: Sri Lanka 14-1 (K Perera 6, Fernando 6) Chris Morris is opening up with the other new ball, a bowler I should have mentioned earlier when looking for positives. His figures won’t reflect it but he’s been very good at times without a lot of reward. Fernando picks up his second three, this time clipping with ease off his pads. Nice start from the No3. Morris is getting some decent movement but down the legside beyond Perera. After a brief sidescreen disruption (for the umpteenth time this tournament) he dishes up a short, wide ball, Perara creaming it through point for a boundary. You can’t bowl there to him.

1st over: Sri Lanka 6-1 (K Perera 2, Fernando 3) Watching the replay, Karunaratne was trying to get his hands underneath the spitting Rabada delivery but completely misjudged the pace and bounce. Nice shot from Avishka Fernando to get underway, punching with perfect timing past point for three. He was outstanding in the power play against England this time last week after they lost a couple of early wickets; let’s hope for much of the time. Kusal Perera is also off the mark with a couple off his hip. The end of a successful over to begin for Rabada.

First ball of the game! Rabada bangs it in short of a length at the captain’s body, the ball crashing into the handle of the bat and lobbing up to du Plessis in the gully. Easy game, this!

The players are on the field! And I better hurry up because something has happened first ball! Blimey!

“Right.” Yes, right on, Matthew Dony. “Tangentially related to cricket (as he regularly tweets about it...), but Piers ‘The Spanner’ Morgan has tweeted about a two star review his latest self-serving documentary received from the Guardian. He tweeted, ‘The day these sandal-clad, virtue-signalling kale-munchers like my work, I will retire from public life.’ So, during any lulls in play today, could you reach across the big Guardian desk (that all writers from all departments obviously sit around) and exert some pressure to amend the review? Offering bribes, if necessary. Make it a glowing 5 star puff-piece, and then hold him to his promise to disappear from view. Even as a freelancer (which gives you a pass on the sandals and kale, don’t worry) It’s your duty to help de-Piers British life.”

Better still: the world could simply deal with him the way Ian Chappell did. Worth a google.

How do South Africa lose any sporting contest after hearing that? Right, back to my inbox. “Good morning, mate.” Amod Paranjape, always a pleasure. “Our side (India) must be boring for a few people. But for middle aged fans like me, Bumrah, Shami , Bhuvi are a whiff of fresh air. (And who waits in the Wings; Seniors Ishant Sharma, Umesh Yadav, Shardul Thakur etc, Juniors; Shubham Mavi, Navdeep Saini, etc). Also kindly curse your blasted side for me. They have given Pakistan a chance and against Pakistan in knockout stages, India historically falters.”

The great thing about writing a lot of OBOs is that people think that I am English. I mean, I sort of am. I live here with my very English partner and I have a red passport thanks to my mother. But I’m very much a Melbourne lad. To your actual point: people seem to have forgotten that if Sri Lanka roll over last Friday, there are probably 11 dead rubbers at the back end of this World Cup. Anyway, I’m not going to die on that hill today as I’m pleased we have a juicy ending coming up.

They’re on the way for anthems! Which means we have plenty of time with Sri Lanka’s. As I said to Emma John on the excellent Spin pod the other week, it’s too long to be a Eurovosion entry. That’s all I measure songs by. I need better hobbies.

South Africa: Hashim Amla, Quinton de Kock (wk), Faf du Plessis (c), Aiden Markram, Rassie van der Dussen, JP Duminy, Andile Phehlukwayo, Dwaine Pretorius, Chris Morris, Kagiso Rabada, Imran Tahir.

Sri Lanka: Dimuth Karunaratne (c), Kusal Perera (wk), Avishka Fernando, Kusal Mendis, Angelo Mathews, Dhananjaya de Silva, Thisara Perera, Jeevan Mendis, Isuru Udana, Lasith Malinga, Suranga Lakmal.

Dimuth Karunaratne says Sri Lanka would have batted. So everyone is happy. They have one change, which I’ll give you with the full teams in a moment. “We just want to win this match and go forward by defending a total in this match.”

Nasser asked Faf what he wants to get out of these last two games? “Win.” Simple as that. They are playing an extra batsman; JP Duminy in for David Miller (injured) with Dwaine Pretorious back for Lungi Ngidi (rested).

Is it just me, or is it a bit weird that the toss in this tournament has been held 25 minutes before each game rather than 30? I know that TV rules the world and their broadcast begins half an hour before. But still. Anyway, that is coming up now.

“Morning Adam.” Hi Matt Potter. “Recently started listening to yours and Geoff’s podcast and I’ve found it thoroughly enjoyable, so cheers for that.” Our pleasure.“What positives do you think SA can take from this tournament? I can only think of Rassie van der Dussen, who’s had a good tournament all considered, and the fact that Imran Tahir is immune to ageing, which is nice.”

Yep, it’s Rassie and Imran Tahir. I’d add Lungi Ngidi, who has shown what a big bag of tricks he has when bowling at the death. And we’ll always have that Rabada spell to India at Southampton. But other than that, not a lot. I won’t be the first to observe this, but a big chance they go all England post-2015 World Cup, isn’t there?

“Hello Adam.” Good morning, Kumar Pushparaj, opening the day for our inbox. “This competition seems to be wide open in terms of who is going to secure the fourth Spot. Considering the scenario that England, Sri Lanka and Pakistan, all win their coming two matches, then it will be all down to India to decide who reaches the Semis. With that India Sri Lanka Fixture on 6th July.”

You’re forgetting Bandladesh! But yes, there are two games that could settle it: India v Sri Lanka and Pakistan v Bangladesh at Lord’s. In both scenarios, England would need to lose to India and probably New Zealand as well (I think).

It has taken 30 days, but at long last this World Cup gets some north-eastern exposure, arriving at Durham for the first of three fixtures. A week ago, this looked like a stinker between two sides with no chance. But then the butterly flapped it wings: Sri Lanka beat England and the race for the top four was turned on its head. In turn, the destiny of Dimuth Karunaratne’s charges remains in their hands.

By contrast, their opponents today, South Africa, were the second team formally punted from the tournament when they were thrashed by Pakistan on Sunday at Lord’s. The final margin didn’t do justice to just how abject they were with the bat in pursuit of 285, never even remotely in the hunt. It summed up the Proteas’ limp month in the country, putting in one underwhelming effort after another.

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Pakistan beat Afghanistan by three wickets in thrilling match: Cricket World Cup – as it happened

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Imad Wasim held his nerve to guide Pakistan to a vital victory at Headingley, which moved them above England into fourth place

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It’s worth repeating: a week ago, Pakistan were ninth in the table. Now they are fourth, and they’ll all be Indian fans tomorrow. We should not forget Bangladesh in all this, however. They could easily blindside Pakistan and England to reach the semi-finals.

Sarfaraz Ahmed speaks

“It was not an easy pitch to bat on, so credit to Imad for the way he batted and handled the pressure. Hats off to him. Their bowlers used the conditions very well and made it difficult for us. Everyone chipped in today, either with bat or ball. It was teamwork that won the game.”

Gulbadin Naib speaks “We fought really well but again we missed the opportunity to win the match. Credit goes to Pakistan, Imad played really well. We missed Hamid Hassan, which is why I had to bowl like a drain and probably put England out of the tournament 10 overs. We are still learning a lot in this format. Thank you to the tremendous crowd here.”

If you still want more, if you can take any more, New Zealand are chasing 244 to beat Australia at Lord’s and clinch a semi-final place. They’ve made a good start.

Related: New Zealand chase 244 to beat Australia: Cricket World Cup 2019 – live!

The win means Pakistan move above England into fourth place. If England lose to India tomorrow, Pakistan will reach the semi-finals if they win their final match against Bangladesh on Friday. The key matches in the race for fourth place are:

The Man of the Match is Imad Wasim

“When I went in Rashid Khan was bowling brilliantly. I couldn’t pick him so I tried to hang in there. We decided that if we batted 50 overs we had the capability to win the game. Gulbadin was the only bowler we could target because they have world-class spinners and Rashid was turning it square. Thank you to the crowd; it feels like home. This one’s for them.”

“Pakistan - we love you,” says Andrew Hurley. “What a team.”

On that, we can definitely agree. They’ll always be the most interesting team in the world of sport. They’ve just produced a comfortable win, a disgraceful defeat and an heroic victory – all in the same match.

Imad Wasim, who started his innings like he was blindfolded and had umpteen lucky escapes against Rashid Khan, showed immense character to drag Pakistan to a victory of such importance.

Afghanistan will feel they have thrown it away for the second time in a fortnight. You have to feel for their captain Gulbadin, who had a bit of a shocker at the end. He tried to lead from the front, and he did: he took his team over the top to certain defeat.

Rob here, hello again. Thanks to Will for covering at the end of that extraordinary match. There is so much emotion from both sets of players, and I’m still trying to make sense of all the twists and turns in that game.

Gulbadin bowls a full toss and then one down leg but only goes for two singles which is impressive as they are dreadful deliveries. Then they sneak a single and get a needless overthrow thanks to some poor stuff from Gulbadin at the bowler’s end, who lets the ball slip through. Imad hits another full toss for four through cover to win the match. WHAT A GAME!!!

49th over: Pakistan 222-7 (Imad 42, Wahab 14) Rashid gets sent over midwicket from the second ball of the over, making the task a lot simpler for Pakistan! A sprinted two down to long off. Singles help Pakistan to require six from the final over.

48th over: Pakistan 212-7 (Imad 42, Wahab 5) Two dot balls to start the over puts the pressure on Imad. He tries to cut the third ball but it goes straight through to the ‘keeper. The fourth is whacked straight back at Mujeeb and it smashes him on the ankle, allowing the batsmen to take a single. Just two from the over in the end! Pakistan need 16 from the final two overs.

47th over: Pakistan 210-7 (Imad 41, Wahab 4) Wahab whacks a four off the final ball of the over to leave Pakistan requiring a run ball for the final three.

After edging a four, Shadab nudges one through midwicket and they decided to go for two but Gulbadin sprints in and fires a good throw to the ‘keeper who whips the bails off with the diving batsman just short.

46th over: Pakistan 200-6 (Imad 40, Shadab 6) Gulbadin is into the attack, bowls a full toss and is whacked for four. Imad smashes the second ball up in the air and just over cover, who is just inside the circle and can’t move quickly to take the catch with drops a couple of yards the other side of this head. Imad then goes down with cramp, which is a concern for Pakistan. What pressure! Imad then knocks two fours on the trot. Gulbadin chucks down a wide, too. A bad over for Afghanistan (and England). Pakistan need 28 from 24 now.

45th over: Pakistan 182-6 (Imad 23, Shadab 6) Rob Smyth has had a power cut. Pakistan one pick up two runs from the 45th over, which is not great. Great stuff from Shinwari.

44th over: Pakistan 180-6

We’re having technical problems. On today of all days! Pakistan need 48 from six overs.

42nd over: Pakistan 169-6 (Imad 14, Shadab 3) Gulbadin bowls his eighth over, which completes a set of 10 with Hamid Hassan and should mean spin for the rest of the innings. Imad Wasim blasts a low full toss down the ground for a vital boundary, and four singles make it a good over for Pakistan. They need 59 from 48 balls.

“I know what it’s like to watch a Pakistani player, but what is it like to actually be one?” says Pete Salmon. “How do they bear never knowing where the madness will kick in, or the genius? Does it rise in them collectively, or is the whole point that there is no collective, so the sum of the parts only comes together by chance? All I know is that now need them to lose, but need them to win. Is this what Games Theory is?”

41st over: Pakistan 161-6 (Imad 8, Shadab 1) Whichever side wins, this will be a famous victory. Afghanistan because it would be their first against Pakistan in ODIs; Pakistan because they would have extricated themselves from quite a hole to keep their semi-final hopes alive.

Shinwari replaces Rashid Khan, who has three overs remaining, and is milked for four runs. Imad has another escape off the final delivery when a leading edge drops short of extra cover.

40th over: Pakistan 157-6 (Imad 5, Shadab 0) Gulbadin goes in for the kill, bringing Mujeeb back into the attack. Only one from the over. Pakistan need 71 from 60 balls.

39th over: Pakistan 156-6 (Imad 4, Shadab 0) Fate-tempting department: no, I’m going to say what an Afghanistan win would mean for England and Bangladesh, unless it actually happens.

Sarfaraz has run himself out! Pakistan are collapsing in extraordinary circumstances. He tried to steal a second run to third man off Rashid and was well short when Ikram took Najibullah’s superb throw and broke the stumps. Afghanistan are four wickets away from a victory that would live forever.

38th over: Pakistan 154-5 (Sarfaraz 17, Imad 3) Sarfaraz is the key, as he was in not dissimilar circumstances against Sri Lanka at the Champions Trophy two years ago. Gulbadin returns to the attack, and Pakistan take the opportunity to pick up eight vital runs. After four singles, Sarfaraz pulls a slower ball round the corner for the first boundary since the 28th over.

37th over: Pakistan 146-5 (Sarfaraz 11, Imad 1) Imad Wasim survives two huge shout for LBW during a fantastic over from Rashid Khan. The second one looked absolutely plumb – and it would have been but for the thinnest inside-edge from Imad. That is exceptional umpiring from Paul Wilson. But replays show the first appeal would have been given out on review. For the first time in the match, Pakistan now need more than a run a ball.

36th over: Pakistan 144-5 (Sarfaraz 11, Imad 1) Replays show Haris would have been out even if he had reviewed – it was hitting the leg bail. Nabi bowls his final over, spitting a beautiful delivery past Imad’s outside edge. He finishes a lovely, wise spell of bowling with figures of 10-0-23-2.

“Rob,” says Brian Withington. “I know that DRS is ‘meant’ to be used judiciously to overturn howlers and not to be used speculatively. However, is it maybe time to consider the case for additional reviews that come with penalty runs (and/or a free hit) if the extra review is unsuccessful? Will stop any excessive appealing in its tracks. Apologies if I’ve tried this on you before - DRS is still miles better than VAR!”

35th over: Pakistan 142-5 (Sarfaraz 10)

Rashid Khan strikes with a beauty, a quicker legspinner that zips on to trap Haris LBW on the back foot. Paul Wilson gave it out and that decision is final because Pakistan have used their review. That might just have been bouncing over the stumps.

34th over: Pakistan 140-4 (Haris 27, Sarfaraz 9) In the context of a low-scoring game that’s an excellent over for Pakistan, with five low-risk singles off Nabi. He has only one over remaining, and Gulbadin should surely keep it up his sleeve.

33rd over: Pakistan 135-4 (Haris 25, Sarfaraz 6) Sarfaraz is very good at rotating strike against the spinners. Haris hasn’t been so good at that today, but he does make rook to slice Shinwari behind square for a couple. Pakistan need 93 from 17 overs.

32nd over: Pakistan 132-4 (Haris 23, Sarfaraz 5) Nabi replaces Mujeeb and concedes three singles from his eighth over. Pakistan will be happy to see him out of the attack and bide their time; Afghanistan need to find another seven overs from their second-tier bowlers.

31st over: Pakistan 129-4 (Haris 22, Sarfaraz 4) Sarfaraz is dropped by Shinwari! He belted a full toss whence it came, and Shinwari couldn’t hang on as he moved to his left in his follow through. This is becoming so tense. Another quick wicket would put Pakistan in significant filth.

30th over: Pakistan 124-4 (Haris 19, Sarfaraz 2) As you are doubtless aware, it would be a monumental bonus for England – and Bangladesh – should Afghanistan win this.

Hafeez has gone now! Mujeeb strikes with the first ball of a new spell. It turned away from the right-hander and was steered tamely to backward point by Hafeez. Afghanistan are right in this game.

29th over: Pakistan 121-3 (Hafeez 19, Haris 18) “Who is responsible for England’s over aggressive strategy though?” says Andrew Hurley. “Look at Ali’s dismissals or Bairstow holing out when accumulation needed, or Morgan trying to take on Starc when digging in needed - all examples of arrogance and failing to adapt to conditions and play smart, tournament cricket. And when they see the captain backing up his words off the pitch by running away from the ball on it, a picture starts to emerge...”

So, Morgan tried to take Starc on and he ran away at the same time. You can’t have it both ways. Moeen’s shot was not representative of a generally cautious batting performance against Sri Lanka, and Morgan’s counter-attack against Starc was a calculated risk – exactly the same calculated risk that inspired a spectacular victory over Australia at the Champions Trophy. England have made mistakes; of course they have, and it bloody stings that a sloppy, cautious batting performance against an abysmal Sri Lankan side is probably going to cost them everything. But in my opinion lot of the criticism has been offensively simplistic. We’ll have to agree to disagree.

28th over: Pakistan 118-3 (Hafeez 17, Haris 17) That’s why you shouldn’t play silly buggers with your only review. Haris Sohail thin-edges Gulbadin down the leg side to the keeper Ikram, but Nigel Llong says not out and Afghanistan have already wasted their review. There was a spike on Ultra Edge, so it would have been overturned on review.

27th over: Pakistan 113-3 (Hafeez 17, Haris 13) Haris Sohail gets his first boundary, clattering Shinwari through the covers off the back foot. That was a cracking shot.

26th over: Pakistan 108-3 (Hafeez 17, Haris 9) Gulbadin replaces Nabi, who has three overs remaining. Mujeeb has four and Rashid Khan six. The pace on the ball makes life easier for Hafeez and Haris, who milk five singles from the over. Pakistan need 120 from the last 24 overs.

25th over: Pakistan 103-3 (Hafeez 15, Haris 6) Hafeez hoicks Shinwari over midwicket for the first boundary since the 17th over. He’s beaten by the last delivery of the over, another reminder that batting is getting trickier as the innings progresses. Afghanistan have an outside chance of an immortal victory.

24th over: Pakistan 96-3 (Hafeez 8, Haris 4) Nabi, who has bowled masterfully to the left-handers, beats Haris with a stunning delivery that curves onto off stump and then straightens sharply past the edge. Pakistan have scored only 25 runs from the last nine overs. They won’t be worrying yet, but they will if they lose another wicket in the next few overs.

23rd over: Pakistan 94-3 (Hafeez 8, Haris 4) One legspinner replaces another, with Samiullah Shinwari replacing Rashid Khan. Hafeez cuffs a long hop for a single, one of three from the over. Rashid’s errant throw from the outfield hits Gulbadin flush on the buttock, prompting much mirth around the ground. Gulbadin saw the funny side. “A unique way to get the captain’s attention,” says the commentator Ramiz Raja.

22nd over: Pakistan 91-3 (Hafeez 5, Haris 3) Pakistan are playing sensibly, content to see off Nabi and Rashid Khan. One from the over; Nabi now has figures of 6-0-12-1.

21st over: Pakistan 90-3 (Hafeez 5, Haris 3)

20th over: Pakistan 87-3 (Hafeez 3, Haris 2) This is an excellent spell for Afghanistan, who have the scoreboard under control for now. Three singles from Nabi’s fifth over.

19th over: Pakistan 84-3 (Hafeez 1, Haris 1) Haris Sohail survives a huge shout for LBW from Rashid Khan! He pushed outside the line of a good legspinner, and I suspect he just got outside the line of off stump as well. Afghanistan have no reviews left.

18th over: Pakistan 82-3 (Hafeez 0, Haris 1) This is quite a spell from Mohammad Nabi: 4-0-8-2.

Scenes! Babar misses a sweep and is bowled behind his legs by Nabi! That is a huge wicket for Afghanistan - and for Bangladesh and England.

17th over: Pakistan 81-2 (Babar 45, Hafeez 0) “How interesting were Kohli’s words on England and pressure?” says Andrew Hurley. “Kohli is a little conservative sometimes but has been spot on about batting first, that there wd be low totals and pressure matters. Morgan in the other hand has been a weak point as captain, failing to adapt, and his arrogance about chasing and playing conditions is surprising. Will he be strong enough to adjust his team’s approach tomorrow, as if not they are probably gone, India’s bowlers are so impressive.”

Sorry, I’m not having that. England have tried to adapt; they just haven’t done it well enough. And there hasn’t been a single game when even 10 per cent of observers suggested they should bat first. It was a mistake to field first against Pakistan, but only in hindsight. If England go out it will be desperately sad, but it won’t be Eoin Morgan’s fault.

16th over: Pakistan 72-2 (Babar 36, Hafeez 0) “Good evening from Melbourne, Rob,” says Neill Brown. “Forget dead rubbers, this weekend feels like quarter finals and all the better for it. Last Thursday a friend of mine, Ben, who I see in my favourite coffee shop a few days a week, bet me fifty dollars that ‘Pakistan will get to the semis ahead of your England’. I immediately declined the bet, as I feared Ben could be correct and betting on Pakistan is inherently risky. However 15 minutes later, I regretted my decision not to get involved in the same way someone might reject the once-in-a-lifetime adrenaline rush of a parachute jump off of Mt Everest. Pakistan can be whoever they want to be, can’t they? Anyway, I’ve got this game streaming (legally) on my laptop, with NZ v AUS occupying my tele, with enough red wine on the go to physically drown every 50-over-format naysayer in the world. Erm...come on England!”

Save some of that red wine for tomorrow night. I suspect we’ll all need it.

Brilliant bowling from Mohammad Nabi! He was toying with Imam, who was struggling to rotate strike. After four dot balls he lost patience and charged down the track with violence in mind. Nabi saw him coming and speared the ball wider for Ikram Alikhil to complete the stumping.

15th over: Pakistan 71-1 (Imam 36, Babar 35) Gulbadin returns to the field, though not the bowling attack – Rashid Khan has come on to replace him. Babar goes after him immediately, cuffing seven from the first three deliveries, and then Imam survives a big shout for LBW. It looked too high.

“These low-scoring pitches are proving a real boon for all of us deceived into thinking the future was big maximums hit by modest, low-voiced Englishmen,” says Ian Copestake. “To he who turned the table on us I say go buy yourself a lanyard for your whistle.”

14th over: Pakistan 64-1 (Imam 36, Babar 28) Imam is beaten by a jaffa from Nabi that drifts in and then roars away off the pitch. The over ends with an unsuccessful appeal for caught behind after another lovely delivery from Nabi. Afghanistan have used their review anyway.

“I’m absolutely gutted for Hamid,” says Romeo. “He’s been such a hero for his people, and to see him leave the field like that is horrible to witness. He said he was retiring from international cricket after this tournament, but maybe he’ll continue in Afghanistan’s vibrant domestic competitions. If he doesn’t, or when he finally gives up, he’ll make a great commentator. He already did, in the tournament in Ireland back in May, where he and Niall O’Brien made a great combination. I trust that in the next world cup, Afghanistan will not be marginalised and actually allowed to have their own commentator. Every other country has at least one, most have loads (and many of them are disrespectful and/or patronising to Afghanistan).”

13th over: Pakistan 60-1 (Imam 33, Babar 27) Gulbadin changes ends to replace Mujeeb, who bowled a good spell of 6-1-23-1. Babar has gone a little quiet – only seven runs from his last 20 deliveries – but Pakistan are in complete control of this runchase.Gulbadin is also leaving the field, having injured his hand when making a stop off his own bowling.

12th over: Pakistan 54-1 (Imam 30, Babar 23) The offspinner Mohammad Nabi replaces Gulbadin. Babar survives a run-out chance after Imam takes a dodgy single to cover; I think he would have been out with a direct hit.

Meanwhile, here are Vic Marks’ thoughts on the scarily big games between England and India tomorrow.

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11th over: Pakistan 52-1 (Imam 29, Babar 23) Imam cuts Mujeeb for two to bring up a cool, classy fifty partnership - but their stand almost ends when Babar’s checked drive falls just short of the bowler Mujeeb. He’s struggling to time the ball against Mujeeb.

10th over: Pakistan 49-1 (Imam 26, Babar 23) Imam works Gulbadin to leg and scampers back for two. Pakistan’s running has been very aggressive, putting Afghanistan under pressure and prompting a few misfields.

9th over: Pakistan 45-1 (Imam 22, Babar 23) A beautiful delivery from Mujeeb beats Babar’s attempted drive. For a second I thought he’d nicked it, although it wouldn’t have mattered because the keeper Ikram dropped it.

8th over: Pakistan 42-1 (Imam 22, Babar 20) A desperate over for Afghanistan, with two costly misfields and an edge through the vacant slip cordon for four by Imam. Gulbadin bowled a good over - and conceded 10.

7th over: Pakistan 32-1 (Imam 12, Babar 20) That was the last ball of an excellent maiden from Mujeeb. It was an emotional review, though, and I hope it doesn’t come back to bite them, and England.

Yes, he was miles outside the line. The third umpire can swing his boots onto the desk, because both teams have wasted their review inside seven overs.

I think this is a poor review - it looked like he was outside the line.

6th over: Pakistan 32-1 (Imam 12, Babar 20) The captain Gulbadin replaces the injured Hamid Hassan. His first over is a low-key affair, with two from it. Babar has sped to 20 from 17 balls, yet his engine hasn’t made a sound.

5th over: Pakistan 30-1 (Imam 11, Babar 19) Mujeeb is milked carefully for four singles. Pakistan have responded impressively to that early shock.

4th over: Pakistan 26-1 (Imam 9, Babar 17) Babar has started with a serene authority that is ominous for Afghanengland. He steers Hassan deftly for four before tucking another boundary through midwicket. Hassan is feeling his hamstring, and I think this might be it for him – not just today, but as an international cricketer. That’s pretty cruel, the opposite of a Boy’s Own farewell, and he limps from the field at the end of the over.

Not sure what's gonna happen first - climate change completely destroys humanity or Pakistan actually make their fans feel comfortable in a chase.

3rd over: Pakistan 17-1 (Imam 9, Babar 8) A poor ball from Mujeeb is flicked to fine leg for four by Imam, who is showing plenty of intent. Pakistan will want to get ahead of the rate because things could become tricky against the spinners as the balls get older.

“O ho ho,” says Abhijato Sensarma. “As the younger generation (I’m a member of it) along with a slightly older respectable cricket journalist who’s trademarked the following word would say on seeing that wicket: ‘Scenes!’”

2nd over: Pakistan 10-1 (Imam 4, Babar 6) Hamid Hassan, who is probably playing his last game for Afghanistan, starts with an absolute snorter that lifts past Imam’s outside edge. Imam responds by pulling the next ball brusquely for four. It’s been a fascinating start, and Pakistan look keen to get as many as possible during the first Powerplay.

1st over: Pakistan 6-1 (Imam 0, Babar 6) The new batsman is Babar Azam, whose epic century beat New Zealand on Wednesday. He gets off the mark by scrunching a drive through the covers for four.

“Not sure of the laws of the game,” says Reg Gorczynski. “Is Roy allowed a runner from the start, or must he be presumed fit if named as a starter? I think this is a big gamble. Aggravate that healing muscle tear and he’s gone for the rest of the tournament.”

Fakhar is out - and he takes Pakistan’s review with him! He pushed outside the line of a good delivery from the offspinner Mujeeb Ur Rahman and was hit on the pad. Paul Wilson gave it out LBW, and although Fakhar reviewed instantly, replays showed the ball was sliding on to hit leg stump. Three reds on DRS, which means Pakistan lose their review.

This looks pretty close; I’ll be surprised if it’s overturned.

“I’d be surprised if this isn’t wrapped up quickly,” says Reg Gorczynski. “Pakistan are set to go above England in the table. So where do England go from here? Agree with Tim (Guardian this morning) - stop this silly experiment with Vince. If Roy’s still injured, put Plunkett in as opener (useful bowler too)! I’d drop Moeen also and bring back Curran. If Roy plays for Vince (a gamble) I’d still drop Moeen for Plunkett. Any news from the selectors yet?”

Yep. Roy will play unless he aggravates his injury before the game, and it sounds like that will be the only change. As for this game, it might be tricky on a dusty pitch, although I still think Pakistan will win.

Thanks Tom, hello everyone. If a week is a long time in politics, then it’s an absolute age in Pakistan cricket. Seven days ago they were ninth in the World Cup table, with only Afghanistan below them. Now they are 228 runs away from moving into the magical fourth spot, the one that comes with a semi-final place. For any other country it would be an extraordinary turn of events. For Pakistan, it’s 1992 all over again.

So, as is becoming increasingly common in this World Cup, the team batting second have another sub-250 total to chase. Afghanistan begun quite crisply, and, had Rahmat and then Ashgar Afghan stuck around a little longer, they might have set Pakistan a tricky target. As it is, the one the one they’ve set looks eminently reachable, and Pakistan are clear favourites, though the performances of Imad Wasim and Shadab Khan, each of whom got considerable turn, will encourage Afghanistan’s spinners. Shaheen, though, was the main man for Pakistan once again – that Pakistani left-arm seamer conveyor belt is still churning out gems.

Imad Wasim has been nabbed for a quick chat by Mel Jones: “It feels like a home game,” he says of the atmosphere, before turning to his own showing. “I’m not bothered by not taking wickets, if I bowl well and stick to the team plans that’s all that matters. It was skidding on later on, and bowling slow you can get grip on that wicket. We should be chasing 227 comfortably – they’ve got very good spinners, but if you play sensibly and don’t give them wickets you should be able to chase it.”

50th over: Afghanistan 227-9 (Shinwari 19, Mujeeb 7) Amir bowls the last over, and Mujeeb, looking like an old-school No 11, can’t get bat on ball for the first three deliveries (I’m not quite sure why Shinwari didn’t farm the strike at the end of the previous over) before slashing over and behind the keeper for four – they all count. Mujeeb straight drives for a harem-scarem two off the final ball and that’s their lot. Pakistan have a modest victory target.

49th over: Afghanistan 221-9 (Shinwari 19, Mujeeb 1) The finger-knacked Wahab returns once again. Shinwari clips a full one for a single, before Hamid Hassan is beaten all ends up by a brilliant yorker. Nine down. Mujeeb, who’ll have some twirling work to do later, is greeted with a filthy legside wide and then almost cleaned out by another yorker before digging it out the next with no little skill and purloining a single to third man.

Textbook yorker from Wahab – that would have got a top-order batsman out, so a tailender such as Hassan had no chance.

48th over: Afghanistan 218-8 (Shinwari 18, Hassan 1) Shinwari inside-edges Amir past the keeper for four, and adds a single to long-on. Three singles help the score along, but Afghanistan need a lot more, and there’s only 12 balls remaining.

47th over: Afghanistan 211-8 (Shinwari 12, Hassan 0) Rashid toe-ends Shaheen high on the offside – it bounces safely but isn’t timed well enough to reach the boundary, so they run a couple. But the excellent Shaheen is not to be denied, taking a fourth wicket when Rashid holes out from his slower ball.

“In reply to John Starbuck’s challenge of a new beer delivery method for modern times (over 35),” writes Brian Withington, “might I suggest some sort of open air dispensing spray system of the sort currently being used in public spaces on the baking continent? Stands might be partitioned between various ales and other beverages (fruit pop for family enclosure), with a Yorkshire Tea offering for when it gets a bit nippy.” Don’t think the cleaners would thank you for that, though you could generate some hearty tribalism when the real ale purists stand starts taunting the fizzy lager enclosure.

Brilliant from Shaheen again, bamboozling Rashid with a slower ball from which he’s helpless to do anything but mis-slog it high and inelegantly down the throat of Fakhar Zaman.

46th over: Afghanistan 208-7 (Shinwari 11, Rashid 6) Amir, still wicketless, is back from the Kirkstall Lane end, and he’s deadly accurate – no width, no fancy stuff, just good length bowling – four dots, before Rashid produces the shot of the day, covering his stuff and whirling it through midwicket for four. Effortless brilliance. Is Rashid Khan wasted this far down the order?

45th over: Afghanistan 203-7 (Shinwari 11, Rashid 1) Shinwari drives Shaheen square for one before Najibullah – at last! - finds the boundary, driving over point in the air and the ball zips to the ropes. But the fun doesn’t last – he’s bowled off the inside edge next ball. Rashid Khan is greeted with a venomous bouncer, speared in at him from around the wicket, before nudging himself off the mark next ball.

More on that scuffle outside, courtesy of the Guardian’s Sean Ingle, to whom the ICC gave this statement: “We are aware of some scuffles among a minority of fans and are currently working with the venue security team and the local police force, West Yorkshire Police, to ensure there are no further incidents. We do not condone this type of behaviour, and will take appropriate action against any anti-social behaviour that spoils the enjoyment for the majority of fans.”

Shaheen has his third! Again! Najibullah tries to get a wriggle on, but succeeds only in inside-edging his attempted slog onto his stumps. Another Afghan batsman falls annoyingly just short of 50.

44th over: Afghanistan 197-6 (Najibullah 38, Shinwari 10) Shinwari takes a quick single off Shadab, which brings Najibullah on strike, where he needs to be. But still they can only deal in singles, five of which come from that over. Shadab ends with figures of 1-44. Afghanistan are going to be stretched to make 250 now.

43rd over: Afghanistan 192-6 (Najibullah 36, Shinwari 7) Afghanistan need to cut loose now, but Shaheen’s not the man to take on, on current form. He beats Shinwari outside off with a gorgeous, slower leg-cutter. A wide spoils things a touch, but Shinwari can’t get it away, a ferocious straight drive being sent straight at the bowler’s feet. Only three from the over.

This is the longest Afghanistan have lasted when batting first in this World Cup.

42nd over: Afghanistan 190-6 (Najibullah 36, Shinwari 6) Shinwari drives Shadab for one, as this partnership continues its sedate progress, before Najibullah is struck on the shin after missing an attempted sweep. The bowler offers a loud appeal, but is not backed up and the review is shunned. Some light milking ensues – five from the over.

41st over: Afghanistan 185-6 (Najibullah 33, Shinwari 4) Shaheen replaces Wahab and sends down a magnificent over, beating Shinwari’s edge with a beauty, luring him into the drive and seaming it away, and conceding a run only through a sloppy misfield.

Down at Lord’s, Australia have won the toss and will bat against New Zealand. You can follow that here:

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40th over: Afghanistan 184-6 (Najibullah 33, Shinwari 3) Shadab returns – Sarfaraz has shuffled his attack intelligently today – and concedes a couple of singles and a wide from a generally tidy, purposeful over in which some handy turn is extracted. Afghanistan’s ability to extract that turn later will be fascinating to observe.

39th over: Afghanistan 181-6 (Najibullah 32, Shinwari 2) Better from Wahab, the short stuff well directed, the fuller stuff offering little width to the batsmen, who can only eke out three runs from the over.

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38th over: Afghanistan 178-6 (Najibullah 30, Shinwari 1) Another emphatic reverse-sweep from Najibullah, meeting Imad’s attempted yorker on the full and sending it on its merry way to the third man boundary for four. Imad’s attempted comeback is excellent, ripping and turning one past the outside edge, before Najibullah counterattacks again with a lofted drive through the offside for four. This is a good, important knock from Najibullah. Imad ends with 2-48 from his 10.

37th over: Afghanistan 169-6 (Najibullah 22, Shinwari 1) Bad Wahab sends down another wide before Good Wahab deceives him with a short-not-short ball that Najibullah tries to duck under before realising it’s nowhere near head height. But then, after another single, Nabi perishes, holing out to Amir to give Wahab his first scalp. A well judged catch too. Five from the over.

Nabi tries to take on the short ball but his top-edged pull doesn’t have enough distance on it and Amir scuttles in from the square-leg boundary ropes to take a low catch.

36th over: Afghanistan 164-5 (Nabi 15, Najibullah 19) Imad comes on to bowl his ninth over and is reverse-swept for four with conviction by Najibullah. Lovely shot.

“Romeo is quite right (32nd over),” writes Geoff Wignall, before picking up an enormous cat and throwing it into a mega-nest full of pigeons, “but dare I suggest most (all) views are improved by not being full of pissed Yorkshiremen?”

35th over: Afghanistan 159-5 (Nabi 14, Najibullah 15) Wahab is back from the rugby stand end, and Nabi flicks at a wayward legside delivery past the keeper for four. Four leg-byes. Something of an, er, mercurial/poor over. In other news, Sri Lanka’s Nuwan Pradeep is now out of the World Cup, with chicken pox.

“Have we seen the last of beer snakes anyway?” asks John Starbuck, advocating decisively for the Green New Deal. “Given the way so many organisations are at last rejecting plastic on environmental/cost grounds, what will replace pint beer glasses? Cardboard cups probably won’t be strong enough, especially as they oughtn’t to contain a plastic inside, maybe it’s time to revive wooden tankards? You can’t make a beer snake out them either but, really, who needs them? It was just a thing for idle hands so why not introduce knitting instead? Then they’d learn the true meaning of the word ‘purler’.”

34th over: Afghanistan 152-5 (Nabi 11, Najibullah 15) Amir continues after the drinks break, and these two batsmen continue to be cautious, dealing in ones and not trying anything silly. Amir’s searing bouncer is called wide to add to the total before Najibullah finally cuts loose, finding the gaps with a brilliantly executed on-drive along the ground for four.

Our man, Ali Martin, has just tweeted some footage of a bit of an unsavoury set-to between fans outside the ground earlier. Not many involved, but looks a little unedifying. All seems harmonious inside the stadium though.

33rd over: Afghanistan 145-5 (Nabi 10, Najibullah 10) Nabi slashes hard at Shaheen, and slices in the air down to deep backward point for a single, before Najibullah digs out a decent attempted yorker. He’s dropped short a little too much today, Shaheen, but is still keeping the batsmen on the back foot, metaphorically and actually, and only three come from the over. Time for more drinks.

32nd over: Afghanistan 142-5 (Nabi 9, Najibullah 9) Najibullah pushes Amir away backward of square for one and Nabi glances another single down to third man. Another tight over, and Afghanistan need to find some momentum again.

“It’s very good to see the Western Terrace not full of pissed Yorkshiremen,” observes Romeo. Not a beer snake in sight.

31st over: Afghanistan 140-5 (Nabi 8, Najibullah 8) The aerial camera pans to Kirkstall Abbey, of which Alison Mitchell pleads no knowledge (it’s a lovely little spot for an urban walk), while the on-pitch camera shows us Shaheen being very tidily pulled to the square-leg ropes for four by Najibullah, though Sarfaraz is less than impressed with the effort Wahab made to cut it off on the boundary. Shaheen comes back later in the over with a lovely, zinging outswinger that Nabi cuts at and misses.

30th over: Afghanistan 134-5 (Nabi 7, Najibullah 3) Amir is back in the attack, and is milked for four consecutive singles, in is his most expensive over so far, which says much. He’s 0-14 from five.

“That sounds like a very nasty earworm you’ve got there, Tom (over 24),” adds Brian Withington. “Depending on your postcode, you might just qualify to have a ‘Joe Dolce Shadab’ removed on the NHS. Otherwise I recommend treating it privately via earworm replacement therapy, substituting my personal favourite, ‘Ba Ba Ba, Babar Azam’.” Ooh, that one needs to catch on. If anyone’s reading this in the ground, get to it. And don’t get me started on the postcode lottery surrounding earworm removal therapy availability. Heard anything from the so-called Tory leadership candidates on that?

29th over: Afghanistan 130-5 (Nabi 5, Najibullah 1) With two new batsmen in, Sarfaraz injects some pace into proceedings, via Shaheen, and he’s right up in Nabi’s face with a couple of short, sharp’uns, the first of which is as close to the edge as Grandmaster Flash was all those years ago. He overcooks it at one point with a short wide at Najibullah, but it’s a fine over, which yields four runs.

All this Shadab song talk has given me a rather more pleasing earworm now. This one could run and run.

27th over: Afghanistan 126-5 (Nabi 4, Najibullah 0) The all-spin show continues, and well it might with wickets now falling. This partnership will be vital. Nabi scurries a single off Shadab, which is the only run of the over. Pakistan well on top again now.

“You’re not alone in associating Mr Khan with songs he shouldn’t be in,” writes OB Jato, reassuringly. “After all, he appears every time I listen to ‘Shadab and Dance’!”

27th over: Afghanistan 125-5 (Nabi 3) Imad continues and is taken for three singles. How Afghanistan’s late middle-order performs now could decide this match, with both Nabi and Najibullah capable of hefty hitting. The No 4, Ikram, has a go too, but alas perishes, driving high and handsome-looking but straight down the throat of Mohammad Hafeez at long-on.

Abhijato has some nominative background re Afghan: “Mr Whitington, Asghar Afghan was formerly known as Asghar Stanikzai for the longest time as he led his team to new heights. Shortly before his team’s Test debut however, he changed his surname to Afghan‘in honour of protecting the national identity of Afghan citizens’. The fact that ECB is yet to amend the name almost a year after he officially changed his name shows a certain degree of, ahem, callousness.”

26th over: Afghanistan 122-4 (Ikram 23, Nabi 1) Shadab strikes! He removes the danger man Afghan with a beauty, and the new man Nabi is necessarily watchful before dabbing away on the offside to get off the mark. Then, Ikram survives a review for lbw! Ikram’s taken a big step down the track before being struck on the back pad from one that turns in on him, and ball tracking shows it’s just clipping the bails, so it’s umpire’s call.

“It’s just glorious at Headingley today,” roars Tim Sanders, “a gathering of cricket nuts from near and far. One Pakistan cheerleader near us is in sailor uniform with cap, looking for all the world like he’s in The Village People.” It’s hard to call who’d win a fans of the tournament award, but it’s a four-way toss-up between Pakistan, Bangladesh, India and Afghanistan for my money.

There was a growing sense this was coming. Shadab turns one out of the back of the hand, it jags past Afghan and clips the edge off stump. Terrific bowling, and once again Afghanistan have lost a man when well set.

25th over: Afghanistan 121-3 (Ikram 23, Afghan 42) Some heartening variety, bounce and spin from Imad who concedes only a few singles from a fine over. Pakistan might not be taking wickets but they have reined their opponents in well in the past few overs.

24th over: Afghanistan 117-3 (Ikram 20, Afghan 41) Shadab continues (does his name give anyone else a Joe Dolce earworm, or am I just weird and stuck in an early 80s pop vortex?) and keeps it tight, conceding three singles. Sensible risk-averse batting too.

“I was intrigued by the batsman’s name of Afghan,” writes Brian Withington, “idly reflecting that it was probably not an example of nominative determinism, whilst wondering if anyone called (Jonny?) English had ever been capped. Then I checked my ECB app and it shows the name as (Asghar) Stanikzai instead. What’s going on there?”

23rd over: Afghanistan 114-3 (Ikram 18, Afghan 40) Imad returns to the attack, and is pushed and nudged for three singles and then spins a beauty past Afghan’s edge. There’s turn out there now, which won’t dishearten Afghanistan, given their bowling strengths.

The OBO poetry relay continues, courtesy of Uma Venkatraman:

Australia refused to crack and won again, what a bore

India came unstuck, unexpectedly, and then there were three

22nd over: Afghanistan 111-3 (Ikram 16, Afghan 39) Shadab is milked for four singles in an over that, rank full toss at the start aside, is pretty accurate. But right now Pakistan don’t look much like taking a wicket.

21st over: Afghanistan 107-3 (Ikram 14, Afghan 37) Wahab’s possibly over-doing it with the short stuff at the moment, sending down at least one short ball an over, which hasn’t greatly discomfited this pair, who are looking content with life at the moment. Three from the over, and the 50 partnership is registered.

20th over: Afghanistan 104-3 (Ikram 13, Afghan 35) Afghan takes a risky single after pushing Shadab through the offside – Ikram would have been in bother had the shy at the stumps hit. Ikram’s also in bother when Shadab rips a quick, bouncing turner past his outside edge. Good over, good contest. Half of the first 20 overs have been spin – eeh that would never have happened at Headingley of old.

19th over: Afghanistan 101-3 (Ikram 12, Afghan 33) Afghan crunches a glorious square cut to the west stand boundary for four more to take his team to three figures. They hurry a single through before Wahab tries to frighten the young’un, Ikram, with a couple of bouncers. But he survives

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18th over: Afghanistan 96-3 (Ikram 12, Afghan 28) Shadab has a slip in this time, but slip or no, overpitched deliveries gonna get punished, and this is a productive over for Afghanistan. First Afghan advances confidently to clobber one high through the covers for four, and then a couple of singles ensue before Aghan really gets hold of one, driving it high over long-on into the stand for SIX. The experienced player taking control here.

17th over: Afghanistan 83-3 (Ikram 11, Afghan 16) A pearler from Wahab, just back of a length, zips past Afghan’s outside edge and is followed by a decent in-swinger into the top of the right-hander’s pads. A soft-handed dab past backward point brings Ikram a single, the only run from the over. And that’s drinks.

16th over: Afghanistan 82-3 (Ikram 11, Afghan 15) Shadab Khan is brought into the attack from the Kirkstall Lane end, and finds genuine turn straight away, which Afghan edges through an unfathomably vacant slip area for four. Shadab won’t be too unhappy about that (other than the field placing). Five from the over

“Bairstow was wrong (and I suspect did not mean) to generalise about all pundits (and certainly OBO journalists),” says Brian Withington, “but for me was spot on the money about the two individuals in question. Can the former England captain from Yorkshire honestly say he’s looking forward to a match winning century from YJB tomorrow, rather than a gruesome first baller? And I half expect the other one keeps a doll of Eoin Morgan for sticking pins in when he’s not busy texting ‘his mates’ in the SA team.” Ah yeah, the war between 2005 and the future will always be with us.

15th over: Afghanistan 77-3 (Ikram 11, Afghan 10) The mercurial Wahab Riaz gets his first bowl of the day, and starts with two wides from three. He’ll come good, or maybe he won’t – he embodies the the great and the infuriating about Pakistan – but he concedes four more as Ikram glides down to the third man boundary. The response is the day’s first bona fide bouncer. Six from the over.

14th over: Afghanistan 71-3 (Ikram 7, Afghan 10) The Sky commentary team get my slightly hungover juices flowing by chatting at length about the joys of Bradford curries. Also getting those juices flowing is Asghar Afghan who clips Imad with effortless beautiful brutality into the Western Terrace Stand for SIX. Two more follow with a slightly uglier hoik towards cow corner.

13th over: Afghanistan 62-3 (Ikram 6, Afghan 2) Ikram and Afghan cool things down by pushing some ones and twos about the place from a reasonable over by Hafeez. “Watching the review for the first wicket showing Shaheen in slow motion from side on,” says Dave Adams. “Has no-one taken any ‘interest’ in his action? Or is it my eyes...?” I have to confess I didn’t, but then I was furiously typing at the time.

12th over: Afghanistan 57-3 (Ikram 3) Ikram slighly miscues a drifting arm ball from Imad, but it beats the man at point and brings him a single and Rahmat then gets his fifth boundary with a lovely deft scoop. And just as I was about to type that he looks good for 50 or more, Rahmat top-edges another arm ball from Imad, possibly deceived by its pace, and dollies it up to Babar running in from cover. Rahmat looks utterly crestfallen. He’d played so well, and so smartly, up to that point.

11th over: Afghanistan 51-2 (Rahmat 30, Ikram 2) More spin, Mohammad Hafeez replacing Shaheen. The 18-year-old Ikram finally gets off the mark with a nudge round the corner. The strike is rotated pleasingly by Afghanistan’s batsmen, though Hafeez may be encouraged by getting a decent amount of turn there. But Afghanistan have weathered the storm a little now.

10th over: Afghanistan 46-2 (Rahmat 27, Ikram 0) Imad begins his second spell, this time from the Kirkstall Lane End (how often has a spinner had two separate spells in an opening powerplay?). Funky stuff. He gives Rahmat plenty to think about, deceiving him into a risky mistimed chip just past the bowler towards mid-on and zips a beauty past Ikram’s outside edge to round off the over. The new man is still yet to score and yet to settle.

9th over: Afghanistan 45-2 (Rahmat 26, Ikram 0) Shaheen strays just a fraction towards leg and Rahmat pushes it off his hip and sends it careering down to the fine-leg boundary for four, but Ikram is somewhat more discomfited, beaten all ends up by a lovely inswinger. Five from the over.

“Veteran rant-watchers will surely recall Bob Willis going off on one in the immediate aftermath of the victory against Australia at Headingley in 1981,” recalls Justin Horton. Yep, all part of the game, and that one worked out Ok. If Bairstow makes a hundred tomorrow, everyone piling in on him now can consider themselves to have played their part. Jibing and mutual admonishment can work.

8th over: Afghanistan 40-2 (Rahmat 21, Ikram 0) Amir’s bowling very well, without reward so far, but if he keeps hitting these lengths and offering this little it will come. There’s not much Ramat can do with most of these but play them out sensibly, which he does. A nudged single on the onside is the sole scoring shot of an excellent over.

7th over: Afghanistan 39-2 (Rahmat 20, Ikram 0) Rahmat’s looking in fine touch this morning, and he sends an exquisitely timed drive past Shaheen for four before pulling over midwicket for two more. A glide to fine leg for a single completes a productive over for Afghanistan.

6th over: Afghanistan 32-2 (Rahmat 13, Ikram 0) Afganistan could probably do with a quiet over, and this one starts with a pleasing drive for one from Rahmat that brings Ikram on strike. He’s watchful as Amir finds some serious seam movement away from the left-hander, and survives a lbw verdict, correctly reviewing after the last ball of the over is inside-edged onto his pads and erroneously given out. That was fairly blatant.

“Don’t you think Bairstow has got it backwards?” asks Sayak Mukherjee. “If anything English sports writers are responsible for the hype that makes it feel like it is always coming home (and the subsequent doom and gloom when it inevitably doesn’t). Now, there is nothing wrong with hyping up your team but as with most things in life, moderation is key.” To be fair, and I know the English media can often be guilty of horrible, sometimes jingoistic, boosterism but we can only say what we see, and England have been frequently sensational in the past four years, and have hit the buffers a few times in this tournament.

Ikram is given out leg before off Amir but he thinks he’s inside-edged it. And the replays couldn’t be clearer. He has. Decision overturned.

5th over: Afghanistan 31-2 (Rahmat 12, Ikram 4) It’s all happening. The spin experiment ends and Shaheen, the star of the win over New Zealand, comes on … and his first delivery is spanked past mid-off for four by Gulbadin. Shaheen gets a bit riled and, next ball, concedes a couple of runs with a needless shy at the stumps from Gulbadin’s defensive prod, the ricochet from which gives the batsmen a chance to run two. The umpires check for a run-out anyway (never out), and Gulbadin thwacks the next ball high through the covers for four. Terrific stuff. Shaheen’s comeback is excellent though, and he thinks he’s got his man when Gulbadin thrashes outside off to the keeper. Sarfaraz reviews, and ultra-edge vindicates Pakistan. It gets better, as Hashmatullah then dollies up a catch first ball. The hat-trick ball is not as accurate, and cannons off Ikram’s pads down to fine leg for four. Fourteen runs and two wickets in that over. It’s not dull, this.

“As a lover of poetry and cricket,” writes Avitaj Mitra (is there even a difference between the two?), here’s my continuation of Abhijato’s poem:

And another! The left-handed Hashmatullah miscues first ball to mid-off where Imad takes an easy catch. Shaheen is on a hat-trick.

Pakistan make the breakthrough, as Gulbadin goes after hitting two glorious boundaries, edging behind and given out on review.

4th over: Afghanistan 17-0 (Rahmat 12, Gulbadin 5) Rahmat joins the fun, driving Amir to the long extra cover boundary for four and then pulling a short one high over midwicket for four more. Just as impressive thus far is Rahmat’s defensive play against the better balls. This is shaping up to be a fine little contest.

3rd over: Afghanistan 9-0 (Rahmat 4, Gulbadin 5) Gulbadin threads a gorgeous cover drive through the gaps to score the first boundary of the day in an otherwise tight over from Imad. Five dots and a four.

2nd over: Afghanistan 5-0 (Rahmat 4, Gulbadin 1) Amir opens from the Kirkstall Lane End, accompanied by an expectant roar – they know and we know just what a key man he’s been this summer – and he induces a play-and-miss from Rahmat with one that slants across him and just ducks back a fraction. Rahmat has to be watchful, with Amir offering him nothing. A maiden.

Another brief bit of England chat from Neil Waterfield: “Unfortunately Bairstow has got previous form for this sort of thing. When Foakes retained his place (at the expense of Bairstow) in Sri Lanka over the winter, YJB had a rant about ‘people who have never played the game’ ie journalists. He needs to grow either up, a thicker skin, or a pair!” Players want their Nasser in 2002 vindication moment I guess.

1st over: Afghanistan 5-0 (Rahmat 4, Gulbadin 1) Pakistan do an Afghanistan and open up with spin, with Imad Wasim tossed the new ball to get us underway from the rugby stand end. Rahmat gets off the mark with an assured clip to mid-on and Gulbadin likewise with a flick through midwicket. Two more follow when Rahmat plays the same clip on the onside. Good start for Afghanistan, and some confident strike rotation.

Anthem time– Afghanistan’s a jaunty, up-tempo number, Pakistan’s rather more regimented but still decently upbeat.

There’s already a cacophonous atmosphere inside Headingley, with Pakistan fans in the majority, and this should be an agreeably noisy one. Whatever other gripes one may have, the atmosphere inside the grounds has been generally excellent during this tournament, way more vibrant than for your bog-standard ODI.

“We need to talk about it,” says OB Jato, wagging a finger, turning the telly off and instructing us to sit down and jolly well listen. “Bairstow’s comments about the media wishing for his team’s failure: yay or nay?” Call it industry bias if you will, but I’d say nay – cricket writers are desperate for our sport’s profile to be pepped up by a successful England team, but the prickliness betrayed by Bairstow’s comments is a bit concerning. But let’s put it down to passions running high and move on eh.

Emails: Abhijato gets in first, as per with some verse

“A familiar rhyme can be made out of the World Cup so far:

And they line up thusly:

Afghanistan: Gulbadin Naib (c), Rahmat Shah, Hashmatullah Shahidi, Asghar Afghan, Samiullah Shinwari, Mohammad Nabi, Najibullah Zadran, Ikram Alikhil (wk), Rashid Khan, Hamid Hassan, Mujeeb Ur Rahman

It’s a scorcher in Leeds, around 29 degrees, and is set to stay hot. Afghanistan haven’t batted first much in this tournament but, conditions-wise, this is as good a chance as any for them to rack up a decent score. They’ve never beaten Pakistan in ODIs though, losing all of their three previous meetings.

Gulbadin calls correctly and, citing an agreeable-looking sun-kissed pitch, opts to bat first. Hamid Hassan is back for Afghanistan, while Pakistan are unchanged, Wahab Riaz having overcome a spot of finger-niggle.

Some pre-match reading on some other game this weekend. Ali Martin on England:

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Morning/afternoon everyone, and welcome to World Cup derby day. We’ve got an Antipodean set-to at Lord’s coming up later but we start with an all-Asian match-up that nine days ago didn’t look as if it would have much riding on it, and I suspected I’d be sat here trying to talk up nothingness to a listless audience of dozens. But then Pakistan cornered-tigered their way to steely wins over South Africa and New Zealand, England started imploding and now all eyes are on the new-look Headingley.

Pakistan can smell a semi-final place, as a campaign that has veered as only a Pakistan campaign can between inept capitulation and ebullient dominance hots up. Most, though not all, of their batsmen have played their way into form, with Babar Azam in particular playing with exquisite technical excellence, while among the bowlers suddenly it’s a case of if Mohammad Amir doesn’t get you, Shaheen Afridi, Wahab Riaz or Shadab Khan probably will. They will leap with joyous abandon above England and into the top four with victory today.

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Australia beat New Zealand by 86 runs: Cricket World Cup 2019 – as it happened

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Australia ensured they finished above the Black Caps with victory at Lord’s with Mitchell Starc and Usman Khawaja their key men

“The wickets haven’t been what a lot of people thought,” says Kane Williamson. “They’re perhaps a bit tired.” They have been strange pitches. Virat Kohli said today that everyone was expecting England to dominate in their own conditions. But they haven’t been English conditions at all: neither the green seamers of yesteryear, nor the buffet-bar flat tracks of recent ODis in England. The pitches have been slowish, often two-paced, and two-faced – promising runs but delivering wickets, mainly to fast left-armers. Starc took five today, to become the first man ever to take three World Cup five-fors in a career; Trent Boult took four, including a hat-trick, which ended up as a magnificent irrelevance.

Thanks for your company and your emails to Geoff and me. The OBO will be back tomorrow to see whether India really are invincible – and England are doomed.

About 45 minutes ago, Pete Salmon sent this email.“I’m predicting an India v Australia final! Who’s with me?!”

The exclamation mark is the clue: the real question is whether anyone is not with Pete. The big four in this tournament has turned into a big two. Australia are now further out in front, with 14 points from eight games, while their only conquerors, India, are second with 11 from six. New Zealand have 11 too, but from two more games, and now with a much worse net run rate (0.57 to India’s 1.16). Pakistan have crept up to fourth with nine from eight. Somebody with three defeats is going to fiddle their way through to the semis: England have to make sure it’s them.

...is not Mitchell Starc. Clearly taking five for 26 is not enough. The award goes to Alex Carey, which is fair comment in a way as he turned the match with his fluent strokeplay.

A game that seemed beautifully poised turned out to be nothing of the sort. It wasn’t really a cricket match at all – it was a pair of sadistic experiments. The Aussies, who had been relying rather too heavily on their openers, decided it would be fun to collapse to 90-odd for five, to see if the lower order could bail them out. It did, thanks to Alex Carey, the only man on either side to come in and find the boundary consistently – he hit 11 fours in his 71, which was six more than Usman Khuwaja in his 88, and nine more than any New Zealander.

Armed with 243, which shouldn’t be enough, Australia made it even harder for themselves by seeing if their captain Aaron Finch could set a new world record for the most bowling changes in a one-day innings. He chopped, he changed, he behaved like Mike Brearley on speed. He used eight bowlers, many of them starting with one-over spells. It was like insisting on hiring a Volkswagen Beetle when you already have a Bentley. The Bentley, when he went back to it, cruised out and ran over the New Zealanders, who went from 97-2 to 157 all out in 18.1 overs. They were both timid and chaotic at the same time: it was as if they were suddenly being managed by Boris Johnson.

It’s all over. Starc is now so dominant that he can take a wicket with an awful ball. It’s short, it’s wide, it’s going for at least one wide and possibly six, until Santner helps it round to long leg. That is a drubbing.

43rd over: NZ 157-9 (Santner 12, Boult 2) Santner has been watching this nonsense from the other end, and he’s had enough. He swings Lyon for six, then has such a big mow that his inside edge is missed by Carey behind the stumps. Lyon’s figures can afford to take a slight dent: he finishes with 10-1-36-1.

42nd over: NZ 144-9 (Santner 5, Boult 0) So that’s a wicket maiden for Starc, who now has the frankly ridiculous figures of 9-1-26-4.

Nice moment for the pub quizmasters: Trent Boult, who took a hat-trick earlier, comes in to try and stop Mitch Starc taking one. And he succeeds, getting neatly behind a straight one. Finch, so much for being Mr Funky, gave Starc only a slip and a gully for that ball, when Steve Waugh would surely have had six slips, two gullies, a silly point and a short leg.

Yet another one. Starc’s nip-backer is too good for Lockie Ferguson, taking out his off stump.

41st over: NZ 144-8 (Santner 5, Ferguson 0) Lyon races through another tidy over.

40th over: NZ 141-8 (Santner 4, Ferguson 0) Yet another wicket for the majestic Starc. He now has 22 wickets, as many as he got in the whole of the 2015 World Cup, when he was Player of the Tournament.

With the clatter of wickets, I didn’t have time to look at Twitter, where a news story may now be developing. “Is that Smith on the grandstand boundary?” says Michael Keane. “Looks like stuff’s being thrown at him.” Three minutes later he tweets again: “Now lots of security. Getting ugly. And a naval officer. F**k’s sake people, this is Lord’s.”

Another one! Starc is reversing it now and his inswinger comes booming in to pin Sodhi in front. Sodhi reviews, but it's umpire’s call.

39th over: NZ 136-7 (Santner 3, Sodhi 4) A New Zealander plays a decent attacking shot, at last, as Ish Sodhi lofts an off-break from Lyon over the man at short fine leg. That was like a sweep played with an upright bat. It’s all over bar the tiny innovations.

Desperate times, desperate measures: Jimmy Neesham tries the skies too and Lyon says “that’s mine”.

38th over: NZ 131-6 (Neesham 9, Santner 2) Starc’s seventh over goes for just a single. Early on, there was a big four in this tournament. Then England had a wobble and there was a big three. Now it’s a big two. The last half-hour means that Australia are more likely to avoid India in the semis, and therefore meet them, back here at Lord’s, on July 14.

And here’s Geoff Wignall again. “Aren’t the Aussies just taking the opportunity to play around with and test their bowling options in a game they don’t especially need to win but are going to anyway?” he wonders. “A bad day for England - points for Pakistan and final game incentivising for NZ.”

37th over: NZ 130-6 (Neesham 8, Santner 2) A better over for New Zealand: nobody gets out. They need 114 off 13 overs at a rate of nearly nine.

36th over: NZ 126-6 (Neesham 4, Santner 1) So that was three wickets for seven runs in four overs. Devastating from Australia, dismal from New Zealand – but they should still make the semi-finals. If England lose tomorrow, not only do India go through, but they take NZ with them, as England would then be unable to get more than 10 points, and NZ already have 11. Whether they will go any further is doubtful: their excellent early form is draining away.

Latham chips into the leg side, and Smith, cheered by that wicket, takes off like a salmon and catches it like a retriever going after a frisbee. Game over, I suspect.

35th over: NZ 124-5 (Latham 14, Neesham 4) On the progress chart, the black worm is almost going downwards, waving goodbye to the yellow one. These two have 18 off 41 balls between them. They could reverse that in the next three overs and still have a battle to get over the line.

34th over: NZ 121-5 (Latham 13, Neesham 2) Off goes Cummins and back comes Lyon, who whistles through an over for just a single. NZ need another 123 off 16 overs, which suddenly looks like far too many.

33rd over: NZ 120-5 (Latham 13, Neesham 1) So, at last, one of the funky bowling changes comes off. Finch deflects the credit, giving two thumbs-up to the Australian balcony, where Justin Langer is sitting with Ricky Ponting. There had just been a drinks break, smuggled in when Taylor was out, so maybe the message was sent out then. Well bowled Steve Smith, who tried several googlies in that over. The commentators think the wicket-taking ball was one of them, but I reckon it just went straight on.

How do you turn a drama into a crisis? Launch your first ball, which is also the first ball of a new spell from a part-time leggie, straight to long-off. Oh dear.

32nd over: NZ 118-4 (Latham 12, de Grandhomme 0) Taylor had just played a handsome pull for four, so he can’t have been feeling too tied down – maybe he was intoxicated. Anyway he tried to be Viv Richards and the upshot is that NZ have lost both their big wickets.

Taylor suddenly hits a full ball straight up in the air. I can’t even work out how he did that. It stays up there for several minutes, and when it finally comes down Carey does well to keep calm and cling on. Australia are on top.

31st over: NZ 112-3 (Taylor 25, Latham 11) You’ll never guess what’s just happened. A bowling change! Lyon’s off-breaks give way to Maxwell’s, which is like replacing Paul McCartney with Noel Gallagher. Maxwell, to be fair, goes for only three, but I’m not sure what Finch is doing here – he could win it with just his main men.

“Good afternoon,” says Ed Smyth. “Surely the answer to what happens to the ball in this heat is that the sunburn makes it a Test ball?” Ha. The four serious bowlers are making it feel like that.

30th over: NZ 108-3 (Taylor 23, Latham 9) Finch continues his bid for the world record for bowling changes in one innings by taking Starc off (5-0-18-1) and recalling Cummins. He starts with four dots and rattles both batsmen with his bounce.

29th over: NZ 107-3 (Taylor 23, Latham 8) Another good over from Lyon nearly brings a run-out, as a direct hit comes in and Latham saves his skin by scraping some of it on the pitch, with a very committed dive. I haven’t been bothering with the run rate required, as it’s been so modest, but it has now reached six and a half.

28th over: NZ 104-3 (Taylor 22, Latham 6) Starc concedes only a single. Latham is right out of form, which can perversely help a batsman – no better time to clamber out of a slump.

The bowling figures are showing that there’s a reason why part-timers are part-timers. Smith, Finch, Stoinis and Maxwell have combined figures of 6-0-34-0, while the four proper bowlers have 22-1-67-3. We’re watching two different ball games.

27th over: NZ 103-3 (Taylor 22, Latham 5) It’s as if all those part-time bowlers were just a dream. Finch, fully awake now, brings back Lyon, who bowls a better, sharper, more testing over than 0-6 might suggest.

26th over: NZ 97-3 (Taylor 21, Latham 1) So Finch, after being too funky, finds exactly the right note. And Starc is the first man to 20 wickets in this World Cup. The top five are all seamers, and Jofra Archer is the only right-armer, outnumbered by Starc, Lockie Ferguson, Mohammad Amir and Trent Boult.

“How is the heat affecting people?” asks John Starbuck. “You’d think the Aussies would be right at home, otherwise why would they live in an extreme country? It’s warm here in t’north but not properly hot, which I gather is the case down south. Does it do anything significant to the ball, though?” It makes it a bit grumpy.

What do you do when your bowling changes suddenly go wrong? You make another one. Finch summons a proper bowler, Mitchell Starc, and he does the business, moving one away from Williamson for a regulation caught behind. That’s the big one.

25th over: NZ 92-2 (Williamson 36, Taylor 20) Maxwell bowls something so slow that Williamson changes his mind a couple of times before driving it, whippily, to mid-off. He picks up a single which takes him to 6,000 in this format. What a player he is, and he confirms it by hitting his next whippy drive in the air, over mid-off. Off the past five overs, New Zealand have doubled the scoring rate (six an over rather than three). And all they’ve had to do is help themselves from the hotel buffet.

24th over: NZ 85-2 (Williamson 31, Taylor 18) A caption shows that Kane Williamson now has the most singles of any batsman in this World Cup, nudging – or nurdling – ahead of Joe Root. As if hearing this, he suddenly produces a six, flicked into the Mound Stand off Stoinis. That’s the first six of the day, as the world’s best players do their best to turn the 50-over game into Test cricket.

23rd over: NZ 77-2 (Williamson 23, Taylor 18) As a captain, you have to treat yourself the same way you treat your troops, so Finch banishes himself after a single over, same as Smith. He continues the merry-go-round by sending for Maxwell. The batsmen say thank you very much and enjoy their cartons of milk. Has Finch been too funky?

22nd over: NZ 73-2 (Williamson 22, Taylor 15) Finch makes his fourth bowling change in four overs as Behrendorff finally gets a rest and Marcus Stoinis comes on. The past two overs have been a drink in the desert for the batsmen.

21st over: NZ 68-2 (Williamson 19, Taylor 14) Finch has now officially jumped the shark. He takes Smith off after one over and brings on... himself! One ball is straight from club cricket, a full toss that would be a wide down leg had Taylor not swatted it for four. That;’s the first boundary for nine overs.

20th over: NZ 61-2 (Williamson 18, Taylor 8) Behrendorff is bowling his ninth over, which is refreshing. Though not for him in this heat, and he shows it by serving up two wides. The legitimate deliveries are on the spot as ever, with one bringing not so much a shout for LBW against Taylor as a plea. It was turned down, rightly, as the ball pitched just outside leg. So the second batch of ten overs produced even fewer runs than the first – 30 rather than 31.

19th over: NZ 57-2 (Williamson 17, Taylor 7) Aaron Finch may not have got runs today, but he’s on fire with his captaincy. He sees Lyon doing so well (3-0-6-0) and takes him off, perhaps for a change of ends. And he brings on... Steve Smith, with his part-time leg-breaks. I thought I was joking when I said he might get a three-for.

18th over: NZ 53-2 (Williamson 15, Taylor 5) Williamson breaks the shackles for a moment, cutting Behrendorff for two, and then he’s dropped again! And again there’s no blame attached, as it was a slower ball and Carey did well to get a fingertip to it, diving away to his right. Williamson is the cat who’s got away with giving two quarter-chances.

17th over: NZ 49-2 (Williamson 12, Taylor 4) Lyon beats Taylor with an arm ball and pushes Williamson into a lap, off middle stump, which would be plumb LBW had he not got a whisper of glove on it. In the last five overs, NZ have managed 9-1. They need to assert themselves, by hook or by crook.

16th over: NZ 47-2 (Williamson 11, Taylor 3) Behrendorff continues to make anyone who thought he was due a bad day (17:30) look stupid. He got that out of his system in his first spell (2-0-11-0) and has been immaculate in his second (5-0-11-2). And that’s drinks, with Australia resurgent. Much will hinge on whether Williamson and Taylor survive long enough to tuck into Stoinis and Maxwell.

15th over: NZ 46-2 (Williamson 11, Taylor 2) Lyon is getting some turn and he has Williamson dropped by Smith at slip, off Carey’s pad was it? Yes, his knee. Lyon did so well, tossing it up and luring Williamson into a drive. It was tough to adjust for Smith, but he hangs his head, knowing he may have dropped the match.

The win predictor has swung to 53-47: still favouring NZ, but beautifully poised.

14th over: NZ 44-2 (Williamson 10, Taylor 1) The replays show that Guptill missed that one by some way. It was only brushing the outside of leg stump, but would have been umpire’s call, so a review wouldn’t have saved him. Congrats to Behrendorff, who now has seven wickets at Lord’s this week, and to Finch for bringing him back after an anodyne opening spell.

One of Guptill’s least explosive innings turns out to be a damp squib as he misses an inswinger. Game on.

13th over: NZ 42-1 (Guptill 20, Williamson 10) Finch, who knows he has to get Williamson early, turns to Nathan Lyon and gives him a short leg, square and deepish (while not nearly as deep as the mysterious stationary man in the 10th over). Both batsmen treat him warily.

12th over: NZ 40-1 (Guptill 19, Williamson 9) Williamson sees Behrendorff drop only slightly short, jumps back and plays a push-cut for four. He can smell victory here.

“I’m curious,” says Geoff Wignall, “as to why a hat-trick is a live-blogger’s nightmare [17:18 and 17:26]. Doesn’t the change of batsman provide as much time as you’d normally expect between overs?” Geoff, are you being logical? About writing? What you’re saying ought to be the case, but (at the risk of going all first-world-problems) any wicket is hard work and three in a row are a headache. The phrase “didn’t trouble the scorers”, as the late Bill Frindall liked to say, is exactly the wrong way round: it should be for a 0 not out.

11th over: NZ 33-1 (Guptill 18, Williamson 3) Williamson thinks about holding a masterclass by playing a back-foot prod under his eyes, but then Cummins runs one down the slope and even Williamson is pushing at thin air. “Nip’n’tuck,” declares Ian Smith. True enough: we’ve seen very few runs, but it’s been quietly fascinating.

10th over: NZ 31-1 (Guptill 17, Williamson 2) In comes Kane Williamson, one of the maestros of this World Cup. Finch does have a plan for him: get him chipping to leg – suddenly there’s a short midwicket and a stationary square leg, 20 yards back but trying to look like a catcher. Williamson, calm as ever, softens his hands, nudges to the stationary man’s right and gets off the mark with a speedy two.

Behrendorff strikes again! With an awful ball! It was down the leg side, and would have been a wide, had Nicholls not feathered it to give Carey a simple catch.

9th over: NZ 29-0 (Guptill 17, Nicholls 8) A maiden from Cummins to Guptill. The Australians don’t need to win this one, but they clearly want to.

An email from our resident schoolkid. “Cricket-lovers are as sporting as Mr Lemon,” says OB Jato, “when they co-host a critically-acclaimed podcast where they can read out their love letters to one of the best bowlers of the modern era, appreciating his hat-trick in the process. The Final Word Daily Review during the World Cup has been an essential feature of my mornings while I get ready for school... Good going, sir, and hoping to hear a rant arrive in my inbox tomorrow about why heart patients should not watch Pakistan, ever!”

8th over: NZ 29-0 (Guptill 17, Nicholls 8) Another little victory for NZ as Finch takes Starc off and brings back Behrendorff. He bowls a better over and has a noisy shout for LBW against Guptill, around leg stump. Finch prefers not to review; HawkEye says it was hitting, but would have been umpire’s call.

And here’s the reassuring sound of Brian Withington. “Care to venture an English perspective on who we should be rooting for today? Geoff adroitly ducked the question earlier - I’m guessing it’s immaterial if we can’t beat India, but what’s your take?” It’s not a game in which England have much skin. A defeat for NZ would mean two in a row and a dent to the confidence before England face them on Wednesday, but it would also mean that they would need to win that game, so it seems much of a muchness.

7th over: NZ 28-0 (Guptill 16, Nicholls 8) Nicholls keeps Cummins out, seeing a bouncer early and declining to have a bite of it. Brendon McCullum, ace captain turned commentator, reckons the Aussies have no particular plan for Nicholls – “it’s just a safe field”. The win predictor is saying NZ 76 per cent, Australia 24, which feels about right.

6th over: NZ 27-0 (Guptill 15, Nicholls 8) Nicholls has been getting so little of the strike that he may suspect Guptill sees him as a tailender. Now he faces Starc, and immediately gets a 95mph half-volley which he pushes back past the bowler with the minimum of fuss. When Starc strays onto his pads, he tucks him away for four more. When Starc bounces him, the lift is so extravagant that it’s a wide.

5th over: NZ 18-0 (Guptill 15, Nicholls 0) Aaron Finch has lost patience with Behrendorff already. He brings on Pat Cummins, who presents Guptill with a friendly loosener, tickled for four. With his fifth ball, Cummins gets everything right, jagging one down the slope and beating the bat.

Pakistan have won that nail-biter, so they go above England, who are now out of the top four. England have a game in hand, but it’s against India, the only invincibles so far.

4th over: NZ 14-0 (Guptill 11, Nicholls 0) Starc keeps Guptill quiet, conceding only a wide and a single off the edge to third man, which may have been a leg bye.

3rd over: NZ 12-0 (Guptill 11, Nicholls 0) Behrendorff is looking much the gentler of these two propositions. When he drops a touch short, Guptill chops for two; when he goes a touch full, Guptill drives for four. When he goes down the leg side, it’s a wide, and when he goes both full and leg-ish, Guptill clips him for three. Experience telling.

2nd over: NZ 2-0 (Guptill 2, Nicholls 0) Mitchell Starc, who’s been immense in this World Cup, saws Guptill in half, twice, by bringing the ball back into the right-hander and getting steep bounce. Meanwhile, the other game has come down to a classic finish: Pakistan need 18 off three overs, Afghanistan need three wickets. Permission to join Rob Smyth.

1st over: NZ 1-0 (Guptill 1, Nicholls 0) It is Jason Behrendorff, lolloping in from the Nursery End. Martin Guptill takes a firm stride forward to push the first ball for a nice, solid, nerve-settling single. He has a new partner, Henry Nicholls, who replaces Colin Munro. He’s twitchy between deliveries and watchful when they arrive.

A line from the old lags.“Get in, stay in,” says Ian Smith, from the crease. “That’s the key for New Zealand.”

Michael Clarke makes the same point in different words: “One of the top four has to get a hundred.” He expects Behrendorff to open the bowling again, after his shock five-for, also at Lord’s, against England. But old mother cricket may have something to say about that: she’s like a teacher who’s always looking to share the form prize around.

Correction. A hat-trick is not every live-blogger’s nightmare. “Glad to get the chance of a hat-trick,” says Geoff, amiable as ever. “Good times.” Have Australian cricket-lovers always been this sporting?

Hello everyone, thanks Geoff and commiserations on the hat-trick – every live-blogger’s nightmare. So New Zealand have shown the world how to deal with Australia’s opening batsmen. Can they do the same with the opening bowlers? That’s where this game is likely to be won and lost. New Zealand have so much time, they may opt to see off Starc and Cummins – but that could be risky with this surface offering something to all the bowlers, even the part-time spinner. What price a Steve Smith three-for?

An exciting finish for New Zealand, and they’ll go into the rooms with the buzz of having nearly bowled Australia out. However, they still missed a trick in not applying more pressure earlier in the Australian innings. Boult didn’t bowl for 30 overs through the middle, while Khawaja and Carey were running away with a substantial partnership. Williamson could have attacked more purposefully when Australia were 92-5. Instead they were allowed to recover to 199 before the next wicket fell. Mind you, Khawaja was dropped twice.

244 isn’t the biggest target, but it could be tough on this surface against some good bowling. It looks like the wicket will spin, which will bring Lyon into play, and it looks abrasive enough to produce reverse swing, which does nicely for Mitchell Starc. Imagine the way Boult finished the innings but add 15 kilometres per hour.

50th over: Australia 243-6 (Cummins 23, Lyon 0) Four in four for Trent Boult? Nearly! Nathan Lyon steps across outside off and tries to ramp. The ball hits his pad and bounces through to Latham, who tries to throw down the stumps and run him out. No dice. But three wickets and two runs from the final over for Boult to keep Australia short of 250.

IT’S A HAT-TRICK FOR TRENT BOULT! The Australians review, just to deflate the moment a bit, but that’s not going to be overturned. Behrendorff a right-hander gets a ball swinging into him from left-arm over the wicket, beating his defensive shot and hitting his back boot, I think, in front of leg stump. That’s out.

First ball! Boult on a hat-trick. Mitchell Starc dishes out a lot of those, and now he gets one back. In-swing, full, and Starc plays across it and misses as the ball cleans him up middle and off stump. Lovely delivery.

Through him! Khawaja steps across to the off side hoping to open up space on leg. Boult delivered a yorker, a bit of swing helping it tail towards leg stump. Khawaja might have got a touch on it, might not, but either way it sneaks past his bat, past his heel, and clips his leg stump. Outski.

Vital innings from Khawaja, who made 89 against Bangladesh, 89 in a warm-up against Sri Lanka, and 88 here today. Hasn’t had the enjoyment of raising a hundred, but if Australia win today then he’ll be the key.

49th over: Australia 241-6 (Khawaja 87, Cummins 22) Ferguson with the penultimate over. A couple of singles, then Khawaja misses the lot as he tries to uppercut. Swings a pull shot away for a single next ball. That’s alright, because Cummins is scoring faster than Usman. A nice thick edge to third man for a brace, then Ferguson errs with a full toss and Cummins smacks it through cover for four! He’s making an impression with the bat.

Meanwhile, Pakistan have lost a fifth wicket, with the score on 146 chasing 228. Hmmmm.

48th over: Australia 232-6 (Khawaja 85, Cummins 15) Boult now, and Cummins gets off strike with a nudge. Khawaja bowls a beautiful yorker to himself, charging a length ball and making it very full. But he gets a lucky boundary out of it by squeezing it past the keeper. Then a single, letting Cummins glide two more. The runs flow.

47th over: Australia 224-6 (Khawaja 80, Cummins 12) The 47th over is the Cummins show. Leg-spin is more his speed. He goes hard at Sodhi, with mixed degrees of aesthetic but remarkably consistent utility. He nails one big slog sweep, knocked down in the deep. Slices a shot that falls safely past mid-off. Slices another that hangs in the air for an eternity, but Boult coming up from long-on doesn’t commit to the dive. The bowler himself might have trekked back to that more effectively. Finally there’s another slog sweep, connected cleanly, smoked to the deep.

And all of those shots are worth? Two runs each. Why bother looking good? Just score. Cummins takes a single to keep the strike.

46th over: Australia 215-6 (Khawaja 80, Cummins 3) Ferguson misses his line once in that over and gets carved away for four over backward point. Khawaja up and running. A single though brings Cummins on strike, and he’s not doing much against the bouncers coming his way.

Kenrick Riley emails in. “Today’s team is rather good looking. Would you ruminate on what changes might be made for the Test series?”

45th over: Australia 209-6 (Khawaja 75, Cummins 2) Slapped by Khawaja. The reverse-sweep really is his pet shot against spin, and he plays it better than just about anyone in the world I reckon. Nails yet another from Sodhi, over backward point and into the gap for six. Sodhi has had a strange old day.

44th over: Australia 202-6 (Khawaja 69, Cummins 1) What an over from Ferguson. He’s been fast and furious all day, but accurate too. Bowls a perfect bouncer that Khawaja has to evade, then a slower ball mistimed straight to the field, then another textbook bouncer. Ferguson has been right at the helmet every time he’s gone short today.

43rd over: Australia 199-6 (Khawaja 67) Williamson has 1 for 25, taking that wicket from the final ball of his seventh over. Carey was brilliant, getting Australia out of jail, and they’re a chance to make a reasonable score. Pat Cummins will be next in, and he can bat. A situation like this might suit him more than usual, because he has a few overs and just needs to bat, rather than slog.

Finally New Zealand break through. The ball has followed Guptill all day, to mixed results, but he catches that one. Williamson tosses up, Carey tries to loft over cover, but only lifts it straight to the man stationed there.

42nd over: Australia 194-5 (Khawaja 64, Carey 69) Not quite timing things as easily off Boult this over, as Carey chips over cover, then flicks a single to move to 69. Nice. The century partnership comes up as well.

41st over: Australia 190-5 (Khawaja 63, Carey 66) Williamson burgles another over. He’s bowled six of them for 20 runs. Meanwhile he’s got two specialist spinners in his team who have bowled seven overs between them.

“Can you clear something up for me?” asks John Spencer. “From an English perspective who should we be cheering for today?” I would have thought that morally the English would want Australia to lose anytime. And if Australia win they’ll probably top the table, which means England would play Australia in a semi if finishing fourth. But then if New Zealand beat Australia and top the table, England would play New Zealand two games in a row. That might make England feel more like it’s a nice bilateral series, in which case they’ll win?

40th over: Australia 188-5 (Khawaja 62, Carey 65) Here’s Boult, with four overs in hand from his allotment. Carey doesn’t time the first couple, but when Boult rather floats one up, Carey off-drives it perfectly for four. What timing. He’s now made 102 from 90 balls at this ground in the World Cup, unbeaten thus far. The partnership is 96! New Zealand have literally and figuratively dropped the ball today.

39th over: Australia 182-5 (Khawaja 62, Carey 60) Williamson is still doing the job, including drawing a thick edge from Carey that hits the keeper Latham and bounces off him. Not really a catching chance at that pace, with Carey aiming a full-blooded cover drive at it. Four from the over.

38th over: Australia 178-5 (Khawaja 59, Carey 59) Good Lord’s, Alex Carey. He is in some touch today. Ferguson comes back, looking to muscle out some wickets, but instead Carey crashes away a pull shot with perfect timing. Middled that for four. That was after he’d cut a couple of runs, half saved by Guptill to stop it zooming away towards the Warner Stand. Nice of them to name one after Little Davey. Carey has caught up to Khawaja, and also gone to his highest ODI score out of his three half-centuries so far.

37th over: Australia 172-5 (Khawaja 59, Carey 53) Williamson will keep himself on forever at this rate. He drops Khawaja into a pot of glue, thrashing around for five deliveries before he can find a single.

“Vis-à-vis Shannon’s comments,” writes Reg Gorczynski, who has obviously found the accent function on his keyboard, and well done, “I’m following both games from Toronto. My niece (in Yorkshire) is an avid NZ fan, to my dismay (I’m an England fan of course)… I’m avoiding contacting her as NZ are faring so well, as indeed are Pakistan, which drives us deeper into a hole… I feel for the Aussie waiter!”

36th over: Australia 170-5 (Khawaja 58, Carey 52) There’s the first false shot from Carey. Unfortunately for Neesham it comes off an inside edge past off stump and cuts back inside the keeper to race for four. That’s after Carey had slapped a pull shot for a boundary. The second of those raises his fifty, and he’s up past a run a ball as well.

35th over: Australia 160-5 (Khawaja 57, Carey 43) Williamson rattles through another over for four singles, seeing if he can sneak through his full ten before Australia notice.

34th over: Australia 156-5 (Khawaja 55, Carey 41) De Grandhomme bowls a few on the spot to Carey, dotting him up, but strays too short and Carey nails his pull for four. Every big shot he’s played has been crisp and sure.

33rd over: Australia 150-5 (Khawaja 54, Carey 36) Williamson continuing with his off-breaks. Presumably with two left-handers in, he wants to turn the ball away from them rather than have Sodhi spinning it in. So the skipper keeps tossing the ball up, trying to tempt something excessive from the batsmen. Three singles from the over.

32nd over: Australia 147-5 (Khawaja 53, Carey 34) The Kiwis are letting this slip, I fancy. A fifty up for Khawaja, who has been dropped twice. A fifty partnership up for this pair as well, in good time. Six from the de Grandhomme over. Carey scoring with relative ease and not much risk.

“Do I have enough credit in the OBI bank to be permitted to play the cameo role of jaundiced English observer for just a moment?” Alright Brian Withington, here’s your chance. “Where exactly do Australia keep their on/off switch? Would be nice to know because England’s is currently missing (or stuck). So great to see NZ warming up ominously for their last game, too.”

31st over: Australia 141-5 (Khawaja 49, Carey 32) Kane Williamson having a bowl. He did get a wicket against Pakistan, but that was Mohammad Hafeez, who specialises in getting out to part-time spinners. The singles keep coming, and a fat nick (not Santa Claus) from Khawaja’s bat.

30th over: Australia 136-5 (Khawaja 45, Carey 31) De Grandhomme goes for five runs. I’ve been distracted by trying to upload a photo from Peter Kell, which holds the answer to the mystery about throwing cricket bats off trains. But I can’t make the picture work. It’s of a sign on a Swedish train, I think banning vodka bottles or similar? It does look a bit like a cricket bat, I can confirm. Visual gags don’t work so well without the visual, sorry.

29th over: Australia 131-5 (Khawaja 44, Carey 27) Ferguson is using the short-pitched attack at Carey, sizzling one past him. Similiar to the Warner ball, but Carey dropped his gloves successfully. A couple more follow, then a gimme ball on leg stump that Carey clouts through square for four. Back and forth the needle goes.

28th over: Australia 126-5 (Khawaja 43, Carey 23) Colin de Grandhomme is back for Neesham, like for like. Tight in line and length, giving away only two singles.

Here’s a lovely email. “Following the CWC on guardian in Sweden on Inlandsbanan train going north to the Arctic circle. Swedes are curious about cricket. Here it looks like they are saying don’t throw cricket bats out of the train! Best wishes. Keep the great comments on CWC.”

27th over: Australia 124-5 (Khawaja 42, Carey 22) Here is Ferguson on cue. He’s swung around to the Pavilion End, perhaps hoping to use the slope to jag his short balls across Khawaja from leg stump to off. Khawaja jams a yorker, then uses that angle for a single to third man. Carey isn’t intimidated, driving through cover again for four! He’s in wonderful touch in this series, and perhaps this is Carey’s chance to do more than slice and slash 30 or 40 in the dying overs.

“Welcome as it is to come across Tom Eliot quotes on the OBO, I suspect they might be better saved for the England inquest in a few days,” write Geoff Wignall. “As examples: the ‘vacant interstellar spaces’ (have I remembered that right?) of the Vince defensive technique. The leadership’s tactical ‘thought’. Or maybe the sometime need to be ‘still and still moving’, as exemplified by Root but ignored by most. Fear in a handful of dust might yet represent the Ashes campaign.”

26th over: Australia 118-5 (Khawaja 41, Carey 17) I’d be very inclined to get Ferguson back on. Go for the win now. He’s only bowled four overs, and one more wicket all but does the job for New Zealand. Neesham continues, and Carey plays another perfect cover drive for four.

25th over: Australia 112-5 (Khawaja 40, Carey 12) Khawaja is going serenely along, putting his close scrapes out of mind. He’s got the reverse sweep going nicely against Santner, who is turning the ball into the left-hander. Khawaja cracked the code for this shot in Dubai last October, where he reversed the leg-spinner Yasir Shah to distraction while saving an unsalvageable Test against Pakistan.

24th over: Australia 108-5 (Khawaja 37, Carey 11) Neesham in to Khawaja and another catch is dropped! They’ve taken some rippers and dropped some mediums, and that was a medium. It would have been a good stretch from Latham behind the wicket, high and to his left with one glove, but it wasn’t flying off the outside edge, and another keeper would have held that. Khawaja does tend to go after wide balls, and he’s reprieved for a second time.

23rd over: Australia 105-5 (Khawaja 35, Carey 10) Huge leg-before shout against Khawaja, who’s beaten by sharp turn from Santer spinning into the left-hander. It hits Khawaja on his back leg, but could have been going down leg side or possibly bouncing over. I suspect that would have been clipping, umpire’s call. NZ don’t bother going upstairs. Khawaja gets off strike next ball, and Carey reverse-sweeps for four! Audacious shot, but smart enough with one man behind point and a big gap. It beats the cover sweeper running around, the shot gorgeously placed.

22nd over: Australia 97-5 (Khawaja 32, Carey 5) Alex Carey is next in, and picks up where he left off against England here a few days ago. He laces Neesham through cover from his second ball for four.

What a catch! Another stunner from New Zealand, this time from Neesham. Maxwell likes to take on the short ball, but he’s taking on a slowish seamer on a slowish surface. The ball stops on him, taking the toe end of his bat. That shouldn’t matter, it should just be lobbing away towards short cover for a dot ball. But Neesham is on the right foot for a dive, and hurls himself over away from the pitch. At six-foot-plenty, he just gets a hand under the ball.

21st over: Australia 92-4 (Khawaja 32, Maxwell 1) Mitchell Santner comes on for his first roll of the arm, left-arm orthodox, and Khawaja wants to take him on straight away. Unsettle him. So the batsman carves away behind point, and a diving attempt in the deep can’t stop four. Santner is affected, because he bowls too far leg side after that, and while Khawaja’s genuflecting sweep doesn’t make contact, the ball rolls for four extra wides. Maxwell gets off the mark with a nudge to fine leg.

20th over: Australia 81-4 (Khawaja 27) So Stoinis is out from the last ball of the over. He hasn’t done the job with the bat at all in this tournament, and the lack of all-rounder backup is an ongoing problem for Australia. It hasn’t cost them yet, but it might. A lot riding on Khawaja now. And Glenn Maxwell walks to the middle, with plenty of time left in the game for once. He needs to play accordingly, as he did on occasional in India and the UAE recently.

That partnership ends. Neesham would have been the bowler Australia was least worried about, but his line there was immaculate. Just on the off stump, using the Lord’s slope to deck away a touch, and Stoinis was just coming forward in defence and got a thin edge. Fine bowling.

18th over: Australia 72-3 (Khawaja 24, Stoinis 17) Jimmy Neesham comes on with his medium-pacers, and he settles into a nice tight line. Khawaja drives powerfully a couple of times, but can only drive straight and the field is well set for it. Just the one single for Stoinis from the first ball.

Shannon Campell is writing in from Deutschland, Deutschland, uber alles. “Hi Geoff, I’m following the OBO while catering a very swanky affair in Berlins western suburbs. I’ve already spilled a little anti pasti on my screen and im surrounded by Germans who are completely oblivious to what’s going in in the cricket world. Then I hear a little groan and I see one of the waiting staff checking his phone as Ferguson does for Warne, I think I might have an Aussie here, which spices things up enormously!

19th over: Australia 77-3 (Khawaja 26, Stoinis 20) This pair have added 30 now, and they’re looking decent. Three more singles from Sodhi’s over as they just look to hang in there. Pakistan are chasing 227 at Headingley and have lost an early wicket, Fakhar Zaman out to the young spinner Mujeeb.

17th over: Australia 72-3 (Khawaja 24, Stoinis 17) Sodhi is bowling nicely here, using a lot of flight, throwing in a googly that hits Stoinis on the pad and draws a loud appeal. Khawaja sweeps a couple, and that’s never his most convincing shot. He plays the reverse well when the ball is outside off, but his conventional sweep is often a bit heart-in-mouth.

Here’s Phil Withall. “This morning, on my walk to work, I caught up with the latest episode of the excellent The Spin podcast. In it the panel unanimously dismissed New Zealand as a threat to England’s qualification hopes. I was more than a little sceptical when I heard that statement, I am more so now.”

16th over: Australia 68-3 (Khawaja 21, Stoinis 16) Ferguson carries on, and this is some spell. First he zings through a proper bouncer that has Khawaja leaping out of the way. Then, after Usman flays away a single with some trepidation, Stoinis is very nearly caught at mid-off. Stoinis can’t time his drive, and Ferguson’s pace sees it carry, and carry, then just bounce short of Williamson diving forward. The Kiwi skipper shakes his head ruefully at his bowler. So Ferguson goes back to the well and bowls the yorker he bowled to Faf du Plessis, except Stoinis is just able to jam down in a puff of dirt and adrenaline. “I will show you fear in a handful of dust.”

15th over: Australia 61-3 (Khawaja 20, Stoinis 16) Stoinis is keen to get things going, so he takes on Sodhi and plays a lofted swat over mid-on. Less controlled than his cover drive, I can assure you. But gets away with it. Then a couple of singles follow. A little partnership forming.

14th over: Australia 61-3 (Khawaja 19, Stoinis 11) That is luvvverly from Stoinis. He has been in very average nick for a long while with the bat, but he does have clean strokeplay when he gets going. Could today be the day? He drives Ferguson on the up through cover for four.

13th over: Australia 55-3 (Khawaja 18, Stoinis 6) Ish Sodhi comes on for his first over of leg-spin. No immediate dramas, as the Australians collect five singles. John Ryan emailed before the last two wickets fell to ask what a good score was on this pitch, suggesting 270. I think that was about right, but Australia would do well to get 250 from here.

12th over: Australia 50-3 (Khawaja 15, Stoinis 4) Australia juggle the batting order with so many overs to go, and send in Stoinis ahead of Maxwell. Good move, as Stoinis also likes time to build into an innings. He gets a bonus boundary courtesy of Boult, who inexplicably fumbles while picking the ball up at third man and drops it while falling over the rope, only for it to roll onto the rope itself. Australia’s 50 is up, but their three biggest guns have been decommissioned.

What a catch! Third time lucky for Guptill. He’s dropped a tough one, a straightforward one, and now he snares a worldly one. Ferguson’s pace does for Smith, who is trying to hook a short ball but got it high on the splice. It goes flat rather than up, but Guptill at backward square leg takes off to his left and takes it one-handed away from his body. Exceptional, and Australia are rocking.

11th over: Australia 45-2 (Khawaja 14, Smith 5) Boult carries on, into his sixth. How many overs of his strike bowler will Williamson use? Smith drives down through long-on ground and strolls back for a third run.

10th over: Australia 40-2 (Khawaja 12, Smith 2) Another fumble for Guptill in the gully, who is being given a horror day by the ball. Smith skews a shot past him on the bounce for two. Ten overs done, a slow start for Australia and their two most prolific batsmen gone. This is now very interesting.

What a delivery! What a start from Lockie Ferguson! First ball he bowls! Excuse the exclamation marks, but I’m exclaiming. Ferguson has been held back. He’s fast. He’s fierce. He has 15 wickets already in the World Cup, then he goes to 16 with his first ball in the match. It takes off from a fullish length, it rears at Warner like a viper, and though the batsman sways back to get out of the way, it flicks his glove as it soars through to Latham. Unbelievable bowling.

9th over: Australia 38-1 (Warner 16, Khawaja 12) Now it’s Khawaja’s turn to get moving, comfortably collecting a pair of twos from Boult, then glancing four fine. When Khawaja is scoring effortlessly, it’s a real problem for opponents. He can cruise when conditions are right. And he likes making runs against New Zealand.

8th over: Australia 30-1 (Warner 16, Khawaja 4) Warner is warming into his task, as he strides forward and whacks de Grandhomme with a lot of wrist back through mid-off. That was a kind of hockey slap more than a drive.

“I always support Australia but two things worry me about today’s match,” writes Kev McMahon. No one named Kev could support anyone but Australia, surely? “Firstly, it’s a dead rubber - we’re already in the semis, so will we care? (Historically, no.) Secondly, NZ plays better against Australia than anyone else. They hate losing to us, and fair enough too. Their memories go back way before any sandpaper...”

7th over: Australia 25-1 (Warner 12, Khawaja 3) Another close call for Australia, and Guptill, as Warner shapes to cut but is surprised by bounce from Boult, and ends up toe-ending the ball over point and over Guptill’s leap. Two runs result, then Warner feels more in control when he gets a ball whose shorter length he can read, and pull for four.

6th over: Australia 19-1 (Warner 6, Khawaja 3) Pretty ropey start from Khawaja, who prods around at de Grandhomme’s medium pace offerings before eventually knocking two runs to the leg side. I wonder if this is David Warner’s lowest score after six overs of a one-day innings.

“No,” writes Amod Paranjape sternly in answer to my earlier question. “New Zealand is going to win, mate as is Afghanistan. Gut Instinct.”

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5th over: Australia 16-1 (Warner 6, Khawaja 1) The one consolation for Australia is that Khawaja bats best in one-dayers when he has plenty of time to get in, and time in the Powerplay. He has both now. But he’s almost sent back straight away, except Guptill drops another one! This was more straightforward, at slip this time. Leaning away to his right but it came direct and high enough to take. Boult should have had two. What will that cost?

“Morning Geoff, morning everyone,” writes Andrew Cosgrove in true Richie style. “I’m sitting in South London, wishing I was at Lord’s. It’s a beautiful day, and this could be a cracker. A lot will depend on whether Guptill can get out of this slump of form, and whether new man Nicholls can do better than Monroe. It would be interesting to see what Williamson and Taylor can do with a platform, rather than having to rescue a disastrous start again. Taylor feels like he’s due a score, it seems like he has done OK without reaching the heights we know he is capable of. But really, it all comes down to whether the Aussies can get Williamson early. They look worryingly like they are hitting form at just the wrong (or right, from your point of view, I guess) time.”

Scott Lowe called it. Boult strikes early, over the wicket, a bit of shape on the ball and it came back into Finch, beating his inside edge and striking him a bit high but right back in front of his stumps. Finch has just gone past 500 runs for the tournament, but he’s been key to almost all of Australia’s wins. Big loss.

4th over: Australia 11-0 (Warner 6, Finch 4) If you’re labouring under the misapprehension that we know everything at the Guardian, I only just realised that Colin de Grandhomme bowled the second over. I just assumed it would be Lockie Ferguson, but Williamson must be hoarding his fast-bowling resources given he only has two front-line options. Watching live rather than on TV, I spent the entire second over wondering why Ferguson had changed his run-up and made it so short. And why he looked slow through the air and was bowling neat out-swingers. Anyway, that’s all airbrushed out of history now. De Grandhomme keeps his second over almost as tidy as his first, three runs.

3rd over: Australia 8-0 (Warner 5, Finch 3) First run of the day for Australia comes in the third over, as Boult gets too straight and Warner nudges a single. But they flow thereafter as Boult stays on the pads for both batsmen, with Finch whipping a couple through midwicket to provoke a great chase and save from Neesham, then gliding a single, before Warner whips four in similar fashion.

2nd over: Australia 0-0 (Warner 0, Finch 0) Colin de Grandhomme from the Nursery End now. He has Finch defending, then driving to cover, then dropped! Very tough chance. They’ve packed the off-side field to let Ferguson attack off stump. Guptill is in at a very short cover, and Finch drives hard, hit it flush, and Guptill dives across to save. The ball carried but was struck so hard that it bounced off his hand. Morally that’s four runs saved rather than a catch gone down. Finch cracks another drive straight to mid-off. The Kiwis are switched on today. Another maiden.

“Hi Geoff,” writes Anna Halford. “Very excited about the trans-Tasman clash today (Kiwi supporter). Deep respect for the Aus bowling attack, though, and they’ll have their tails up from the England match too, which is worse. Following from Cameroon on a mobile signal so the OBO is my only link with the day’s play - I’m counting on you. Hoping to be raising a beer to a Black Cap victory later!”

1st over: Australia 0-0 (Warner 0, Finch 0) And we are away! Trent Boult to start things off to Warner. Boult is bowling left-arm swing from the Pavilion End, and he’s swinging it immediately. Warner is content to cover up and wait. Once punch nearly squeaks through cover, but is well fielded. One ball from Boult holds its line and takes a thick edge on the bounce to gully. A maiden to start.

Since you might all be sick of me before long, I’ll start with a very kind email from Brian Withington. “Just finished luxuriating in your sublime description of the Mitchell Starc dismissal of Ben Stokes, he gushed. I particularly enjoyed your metaphor of the relaxed wrist ‘opening a warm bread roll’, which brought back fond memories of the Duckworth-Lewis celebration of Shane Warne’s ball of the last century https://youtu.be/wa_iG_W0gvk, with its imaginary ‘cheese roll’ that would never have evaded the bemused Mike Gatting.”

Thanks Brian. If you want a longer pre-match read, here it is. Who says I can’t write 1500 words on one delivery?

Related: Why we can’t stop watching Mitchell Starc’s dismissal of Ben Stokes | Geoff Lemon

Ten minutes to go, with the anthems and all that stuff to come. You can fill in a minute by reading Virat Kohli’s assessment (with some sympathy) of the England team’s current predicament. He’s not shy of an answer, Kohli.

Related: Virat Kohli says England are struggling to handle tournament pressure

What is everybody’s hunch today? It feels like a comfortable Australian win for me. New Zealand have won a lot of games but had some tight squeezes. Australia have won the toss on a batting day. They still don’t look like a complete team: they’ve won their matches based on some big opening partnerships, a couple of handy score boosts from Smith and Maxwell, and consistent genius bowling by Starc backed by dot-ball pressure from Cummins. A couple of other players have made cameos. But ultimately Australia have been consistent, even if they have parts of the XI that don’t click.

Two changes for the Kiwis, with pacer Matt Henry making way for leg-spinner Ish Sodhi, and opening bat Colin Munro dropped for Henry Nicholls after a poor run of form. One Henry in, one out. But still a Colin, thankfully.

Martin Guptill
Henry Nicholls
Kane Williamson
Ross Taylor
Tom Latham
Jimmy Neesham
Colin de Grandhomme
Mitchell Santner
Ish Sodhi
Lockie Ferguson
Trent Boult

No changes for Australia, who go in with the team that beat England.

Aaron Finch *
David Warner
Usman Khawaja
Steve Smith
Glenn Maxwell
Marcus Stoinis
Alex Carey
Patrick Cummins
Mitchell Starc
Nathan Lyon
Jason Behrendorff

That’s a bit advantage for the green and gold. Runs on the board will be key today. It’s a used pitch, and even the two fresh ones here this week have been slow and hard to time shots on.

As always, you are the OBO and the OBO is you. Get involved with today’s game by e-mailing me, as our ancestors have done since time immemorial. And I will do my best to keep an eye on the old Twitter feed as well.

Email: geoff.lemon@theguardian.com

Good morning from the House of Lords. Wait, sorry, that’s the other joint across town, where democracy’s shining sword cleaves shiningly through the thickets of governance. Good morning from a house, of Lord. The chap who has been confusing people with a possessive apostrophe since the dawn of cricket. Apostrophes can be very possessive. Once they get hold of you they won’t let you go.

Australia and New Zealand today. The supporters are streaming in already, with more yellow shirts than I saw in the whole match against England. Has the trans-Tasman rivalry seen my fellow nationals fire up, or is it just that English people didn’t dominate the ballot and the resale market? There are plenty of people who applied for tickets but missed out on every game, and plenty of others who didn’t but are paying way over the odds from scalpers.

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Jonny Bairstow and Ben Stokes steered England to 337-5 before Liam Plunkett and Chris Woakes shone with the ball to see out a crucial 31-run win for England

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Final messages from you out there, with Sam from Rancho Palo Verdes, California.

“I’d like to second Mary in the USA’s comments and thank you and the rest of the Guardian team for helping me get into cricket this year. (Of course, the heartbreak I’ve had dealt to me by my decision to adopt Afghanistan has made this a touch painful...) Thanks again, though! Will you similarly be covering the T20 World Cup?”

Bairstow is upbeat: “We know we’ve got three must-win games in the next couple of weeks.”

Eoin Morgan sounds more cheerful than he has in weeks. “Guys like Bairstow and Roy make the wicket look flat, but it wasn’t. Cutters were gripping in the surface. That spell where they put on 95 in 10 or 11 overs, and the two Indian spinners who are the threat were put under pressure. That’s not easy to do as a batsman.

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Ben Stokes on Test Match Special: “The way the two guys up top managed to set a platform for us to come in and play that way in the middle. Having the enforcer Jason Roy back in the team is huge for us. We were all thinking up there that they were making it look very very easy, but it was actually quite a difficult wicket to start on. The way that we think about our cricket is to always keep that positive mindset. It would be very easy to slip into a negative mindset, but we wouldn’t have come out and played the way we did today if we had those thoughts in our head.”

Jason Roy is speaking to Eleanor Oldroyd on BBC radio. “It was horrible, very frustrating. It was probably the smart decision not to play at Lord’s. With hamstrings you get a lot of a false sense of security. It was good for Jonny to get a good score. I’ve been netting really hard this week, and once I got that cover drive away I felt set.

“[My arm] is sore, very sore. I wasn’t able to use my right hand. Jasprit Bumrah has a bit of pace on him. And it was my right hand, so that would affect my throwing.”

The home team is back in town, baby. Sure, they were doubted. They were mocked. They had made-up enemies that Jonny Bairstow was sure were behind the sofa. But they’ve come out and knocked off the last unbeaten team in the competition, and in the process have planted one foot in a semi-final.

Finally, we saw England play the way they have the last few years. Finally, we saw England get a few things going the way they like. They had Jason Roy back opening the batting, and they had a pitch conducive to fast scoring. They didn’t get off to an absolute flyer, but they didn’t lose a wicket in the first ten overs, and then that partnership burgeoned. They put on 160, and it’s hard to lose from there.

50th over: India 306-5 (Dhoni 42, Jadhav 12) Finally, the last over arrives. India need 44 from it. They’re not even so far off that they might not have been a chance if they’d kept the foot down. Dhoni is without doubt one of the greatest chasers of all time, but he’s also a common factor in the middle in games where India give up. He’s into the last over now though, so he allows himself some fun, pulling Woakes for a flat six over deep square, then slashing a four. A dozen from the over, and a 31-run margin doesn’t look so bad and won’t hurt India’s net run rate.

49th over: India 294-5 (Dhoni 35, Jadhav 7) Archer finishes up with 0-45 off his 10, thanks to a fumble where Stokes slips over in the deep and lets a Dhoni pull shot through for four.

48th over: India 287-5 (Dhoni 29, Jadhav 6) BOOORRRRRRRINNGGGG. Dhoni picking off singles from Wood. Games where teams are trying to protect net run rate: how did we come to have these? If you divided teams on a table by number of sixes hit or something, we might get some fun.

Here’s a nice thing to cheer us all up though, with the header “Thank you.”

47th over: India 281-5 (Dhoni 26, Jadhav 4) Just the five singles from Archer’s over. India have given up this game. All a bit sad really, the way it has petered out.

46th over: India 276-5 (Dhoni 23, Jadhav 2) Nine runs from Wood’s over, as Dhoni pulls a boundary fine in between taking singles all over town. Even nine an over won’t do it. They need the small matter of 62 in 24.

A couple of related questions. Geoff Wignall: “I was wondering, has Roy fielded at all in this innings? He didn’t appear to sustain any other injury while batting. Is he protecting the injury he brought into the game? What’s the current law about that?”

45th over: India 267-5 (Dhoni 16, Jadhav 0) Kedar Jadhav comes out to the middle, needing impossible runs. At this stage you start thinking about all the maidens and dot balls played out in the first half of the innings. India did make it hard for themselves, as well as England bowled at the top.

The gradient just kept getting steeper, and it was only a matter of time until the wheels slipped. Pandya had to go at everything. Plunkett bowled a cutter, fizzing the seam over and over itself out of his fingers, and Pandya got the outside half of the blade when he was really aiming more for midwicket. It skewed high to a straight long-on, and Vince was there (with Roy off the field).

44th over: India 260-4 (Pandya 44, Dhoni 11) Jofra is back, trying a couple of slower balls to start, then cranking up the pace. Runs are on his side, and he makes the equation harder for India, giving away just five.

They need 78 in 36 balls.

43rd over: India 255-4 (Pandya 42, Dhoni 8) Woakes trying to provoke an error, but he only gets half of one. Dhoni slams a straight hit that isn’t perfect, hanging in the air for a long time, but it lands safely between the two straight fielders in the deep and goes for four. But he can’t get a slower ball away, then once he gets back on strike later in the over he misses another entirely. Crucial dot balls.

“Dhoni has judged that it is a 290 pitch and is playing accordingly.”

42nd over: India 248-4 (Pandya 40, Dhoni 3) Adil Rashid comes back, and I don’t know about this approach from India. We saw England’s batsmen absolutely dominate the spinners, but there’s no attempt at anything large from Pandya and Dhoni. They hit to sweepers in the deep for five singles.

India need 90 in 48 balls.

41st over: India 243-4 (Pandya 37, Dhoni 1) Woakes continuing, with Pandya striking straight to the cover sweeper and only getting one. Dhoni hands him strike back immediately, and opens his own account. Pandya finds a brace, then slices a streaky boundary (sounds like I was writing about bacon initially) behind point. They get nine from the over, which is just about the asking rate.

“Woakes should be player of the match if England get over the line, but it’ll be Bairstow won’t it.” Probably, Stephen Cottrell. Batsman’s game.

40th over: India 234-4 (Pandya 29, Dhoni 0) The Pant shot and the wonder catch come from the first ball of Plunkett’s over. Pandya and Dhoni comes together now. Pandya swipes very fine down leg from the next ball, but fine leg is stationed very... fine. Keeps him to two when most such angles go for four. Plunkett gets wided as he goes the other side, outside off. Pandya plays another wipe at the ball through square, and again there’s brilliant outfielding, this time Bairstow sprinting and tumbling and saving. A shorter ball, a pull, and two more. A quick dash for a single.

One ball to come. 104 needed in 61 balls. And so MS Dhoni... leaves. He plays a leave. A forward stride with a raised bat. He does not try to score. He lets the ball pass through to the keeper. I’m not sure if I’ve explained this adequately. Dhoni, facing Plunkett, elects to leave.

WHAT.

A.

39th over: India 226-3 (Pant 32, Pandya 22) Oh, that’s cheeky. Pandya goes back on his stumps and pretends to play textbook, driving with a high elbow, but he’s driving a length ball on the up, wide of mid-on, and beating him for four. Woakes bowls shorter, and Pandya absolutely smokes the cut for four! Hello! And then goodbye, as a third ball is pitch up and sconed through the midwicket gap for another! Two outfielders converge as it splits the gap between them – see ya, suckers.

38th over: India 210-3 (Pant 32, Pandya 6) Mark Wood is bowling very well here, coming wide on the crease and slanting in at the body of Pandya to deny him room to swing. Keeps them to two singles from five balls before Pant gets enough of a fuller length to swat it over mid-on for four.

“If England go on to lose this, would you say Joe Root dropped the World Cup since Rohit went on to make 100?” I don’t think England will lose this, Aditya, but even so – no. I think Rohit and Kohli scored too slowly initially, and if the current pair could pull off a win then it would be a miracle effort by them, where the top order could have made it a bit more possible.

37th over: India 204-3 (Pant 27, Pandya 5) Alright, Pant and Pandya batting together. This could be really fun. Hope it lasts more than a few balls. With only one of this pair, it’s obviously Pantamonium or Pandyamonium. But what is it called if they both get going. Pandya gets going with three runs behind point, then a couple more through midwicket. Slap-happy is his batting style.

Chris Woakes has 2 for 14 from six overs. What.

There will be no explosion for Rohit today! He’s done the early work, then the middle work. He’s laid the base but he can’t raise the roof. Goes hard at a ball outside off, trying to hit it straight, and only nicks it behind.

36th over: India 198-2 (Rohit 102, Pant 26) That’s the spirit! Rishabh Pant swings so hard at Mark Wood that he loses his bat entirely and nearly cleans up Jos Buttler behind the stumps. A big hoick across the line, and the bat slips from Pant’s gloves and flies through the air behind him. Buttler politely returns the bat after an incredulous look at where it landed. You half expected a PE teacher with a javelin tape to come out and give a measurement.

A couple of balls later, Pant shows what he can do when he does connect. Swivels on his heel and thoroughly collects the short ball through square for four. Then goes back to end the over and clouts over mid-off with a cross-bat shot, four more. That’s 10 from the over, which is exactly what they need from here.

35th over: India 188-2 (Rohit 101, Pant 17) Plunkett to Rohit, who gets the milestone out of the way by cutting two runs square of the third man fielder. Then runs another single off the edge. He’s played well, but a run a ball isn’t going to cut it anymore. Five from the over isn’t going to cut it. Time for some Rohit Demolition Derby with India needing 150 from 90 balls.

34th over: India 183-2 (Rohit 98, Pant 15) Woakes comes back for a bowl, and is through Rohit with a bouncer that lobs away to leg, letting the batsmen dash a single. That sets a precedent, with a single from each ball to follow. Rishabh plays the most delicate glide, a deliberate edge fine, but it can’t quite beat third man for four. Rohit is nearly to his hundred, but it won’t matter unless he can add another 60 or 80 to it in quick time. India still need 155 from 16 overs. That’s drinks.

“Seems to me the English bowlers are not fearsome wicket-takers like the Aussies (with the possible exception of Archer) but they are excellent at bowling dots,” writes in Anna from the US. “I don’t see India slogging their way back into this.”

33rd over: India 177-2 (Rohit 95, Pant 12) There’s that pressure telling. Rohit tries to clean out Plunkett over midwicket but only hits it high. It plugs safely out between three converging baby-blue uniforms. Rohit clips one to midwicket, Pant does the same for two. Then lays into a cover drive, the left-hander using the angle, and it teases Woakes as he comes around the boundary line and dives, tumbles, and takes the ball over in a mess of limbs. A couple more singles, 11 from that over and they keep up with the rate momentarily.

32nd over: India 166-2 (Rohit 91, Pant 5) Hey na, hey na, Rohit Sharma’s back. Normal service resumed as he back-cuts Mark Wood for four, then chips him over mid-on for another. Just a checked shot with the field up. A straight drive past the stumps gets Rohit off strike. They get 11 from the over, but they need that with the required rate up at 9.5. More wickets are coming soon under that pressure.

“Afternoon Geoff,” writes Simon McMahon. “Has James Vince just caught the World Cup for England?”

31st over: India 155-2 (Rohit 81, Pant 4) Rishabh Pant does love a bit of a swing and a miss. Full of youthful enthusiasm, he wants to try everything. A wide swish, a pull shot. Not connecting with much. Two singles and a wide from Plunkett’s over. Rohit can’t afford to start scoring at the pace of a man who’s just come in, just because someone else has just come in. Is Rohit just an intensely powerful empath?

30th over: India 152-2 (Rohit 80, Pant 3) Archer again, and he’s swarming Rohit like Durham bees. The batsman cannot time a shot against England’s new fast man, who is in at the body, forcing miscue after miscue. Finally Rohit edges a run to third man, at which point Rishabh breezily clips three off his pads at the first time of asking.

29th over: India 148-2 (Rohit 79, Pant 0) That’s what Plunkett brings to this side. He’s not the fastest or the smoothest or the most eye-catching in a bowling attack, but he should be one of the first picked. He can just make it difficult to time shots from him through the middle overs, and he’s done for the best in the business today. Rishabh Pant comes to the middle for his first World Cup match after being called into the squad as a replacement, and he nearly runs himself out at the non-striker’s end after taking off and being sent back. Just gets back in with a dive as Morgan’s throw nearly annihilates the man over the stumps.

There’s the moment! No matter how well a pair might be batting, going at high run rates always involves risk. It only ever takes one mistake to finish a partnership off. The stand is worth 138, but it ends as Kohli cuts at Plunkett and is caught by Vince leaning across to his right. Kohli, the century-maker beyond compare in ODI cricket, has now made five 50s in a row without going on to three figures.

28th over: India 144-1 (Rohit 77, Kohli 66) Archer comes back on as Morgan tries to take some initiative. The field has been right back, and India have been doing as they please. Archer bowls at the body, and four careful singles are the only scoring shots.

27th over: India 140-1 (Rohit 75, Kohli 64) They keep picking up boundaries early in the over, this pair, which puts pressure on the bowlers immediately. Rohit sweeps Rashid for four this time, low and flat and hard through square. Then takes the singles, and a wide.

26th over: India 133-1 (Rohit 70, Kohli 63) Stokes to Rohit, and it doesn’t look like the short ball is causing him trouble anymore.

Four! Pulled away fine by Rohit.

25th over: India 120-1 (Rohit 57, Kohli 63) That. Is. Extraordinary.

From where I’m sitting high above the field at fine third man, you get a great overview of the angles at play. For Kohli to play a cover drive that goes square enough to beat the man in the circle, but straight enough that the sweeper at point can’t get there, requires the most precise angle between them. Kohli threads it perfectly, reaching out to Rashid’s wide delivery. Boundary off the first ball, then four singles. Five fifties in a row for Kohli at this World Cup, too, by the by.

24th over: India 112-1 (Rohit 55, Kohli 57) Rohit is closing in on Kohli’s score now. Five runs from the Stokes over as Rohit cuts a couple. “With Rohit growing restless, the next 20 min could be crucial in this game,” emails Anand. “If he has a go at the bowlers and it comes off, India will still be in the race. If he gets out, we lose one of our few big 100 batsmen early in the chase.”

23rd over: India 107-1 (Rohit 52, Kohli 55) More singles from Rashid, then a lofted cover drive off Rohit’s bat helps make this a good over for India, and raises the opener’s fifty into the bargain. He isn’t striking the ball at his absolute best, but he’s growing into this innings.

22nd over: India 100-1 (Rohit 47, Kohli 53) Maybe that was the most convincing shot of Rohit’s career! Width from Stokes, and the batsman gets forward and times the wide cover drive to perfection. Sweeper never had a chance. Seven from the over and the hundred is up in quick time. Feels like we just mentioned the fifty.

21st over: India 93-1 (Rohit 42, Kohli 51) Not the most convincing shot of Rohit Sharma’s career, but he batters Rashid’s first ball up and over cover for four. It plops along to the fence. That’s to open the over, then from the last ball Rohit gets width to cut, and splits the two men either side of point! A big dive and a puff of dust off the practice wicket can’t stop that shot. Plus a couple of singles in between. A big over. They need more than 8 an over though, and are still under 4.5.

20th over: India 83-1 (Rohit 33, Kohli 50) Stokes to bowl now, and what a weapon it is when the guy who was switch-hitting sixes in making another vital fifty can also come out and bowl fast through the middle of an innings. He nearly starts with a wicket too, as Rohit tries to smash over long-off and only gets a thick edge high over backward point for a single. Kohli takes a more clinical approach, whipping four off his pads before playing an effortless check drive that nearly beats both cover in the circle and the sweeper in the deep, but not quite. Two runs bring up his minor milestone.

George Browne emails in. “As reported to Rob earlier today, I’m attending the #londonseries at the London Stadium today for the American Cricket match between the Yankees and the Redsox, so will be relying on your updates to keep me sane (or otherwise). Initial impressions are that there’s a lot more and louder music than I’m used to at Lords, that the hotdogs are longer and the waistlines correspondingly vast (and some of the Lord’s crowd are well endowed in that respect). Fingers crossed that the English bowlers can do one on Virat’s boys so I can enjoy the game...”

19th over: India 74-1 (Rohit 31, Kohli 43) Adil Rashid comes on for the first time today. It wasn’t a happy outing for India’s wrist-spinners, who went for 160 between them from their 20 overs. Rashid starts more economically, conceding three singles as the batsmen have a look.

18th over: India 71-1 (Rohit 29, Kohli 42) A great save from Vince substituting at backward point, diving away as Kohli cuts, and turning four into one. A more gentle shot from Kohli goes finer for two to close the over. But Wood has done well, 25 from his four so far, pulling things back after an expensive start.

17th over: India 67-1 (Rohit 28, Kohli 39) Plunkett, and now the runs start to flow. Rohit glides one, giving Kohli the chance to force out through cover for four. Kohli punches straight, giving Rohit the change to wallop a pull shot for four. Finally made good contact, and the Indian crowd rises as one. The partnership is worth 60, and these two can make up ground in a twinkling if things tilt their way.

16th over: India 57-1 (Rohit 23, Kohli 34) Two more runs on the pull shot, Kohli not afraid to take on Wood. A couple of singles follow.

15th over: India 53-1 (Rohit 22, Kohli 31) Rohit Sharma is really struggling with Plunkett’s bounce. He miscues a cut shot for a run, then once back on strike, misses out three times with various sorts of pull shot, including one that nearly swings him off his feet.

Vritti Goel has sent us a lovely missive from afar. “Timing is everything. Right now weather in my neighbourhood in India is on the side of cricket, as the waterfall of a monsoon we’d been experiencing here for the past 36 hours (that disrupt our satellite TV networks) ceased the moment the first ball of the match was bowled. It’s crucial we get the water, because, well, the country seems to have run out of the stuff, but here’s me selfishly hoping it waits a few hours. I want to see how Pant holds up in this pressure.

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14th over: India 51-1 (Rohit 21, Kohli 30) Four runs for Kohli! That screeeeeams off the bat. Most cover drives are a matter of touch and placement, but that’s hit with genuine violence, and with Wood’s pace it hits the fence in an instant. He’s already pulled a couple of runs and then glanced a couple in this over and raised the fifty. Are we on to see a Kohli special?

13th over: India 43-1 (Rohit 21, Kohli 22) Plunkett again, and again the batsmen don’t want to take him on, just knocking around three singles. The required rate is nearly 8 an over, and the current rate is not much past 3. This is a funny way to run a big chase, but Kohli has the results more than anyone.

12th over: India 40-1 (Rohit 20, Kohli 20) Mark Wood time, the shorter and skiddier of England’s two brisk men. I’m not sure if it’s the best balance for England with both Wood and Archer in the side. They’ve missed Plunkett, and now that he’s back they’ve had to dispense with Moeen’s off-spin. An pace attack of Archer, Plunkett, Woakes and Stokes looks pretty good for mine, with two spinners in support. But Wood has been bowling well. It’s a tough one.

Rohit decides to take him on in this first over. First a pull shot through midwicket for four, just clouted really. Then a shorter ball and Rohit really gets that one on the pull and hits it square for another. The batsmen are 20-20.

11th over: India 31-1 (Rohit 11, Kohli 19) An immediate change as the powerplay comes to an end, with Liam Plunkett back in the side and back in the attack. Both batsmen immediately look a bit more comfortable, driving into the off side to pick up three singles.

“A wicket and 3 maidens in a row for Woakes and it’s not the best use of the new ball?!” writes George Humphreys. “I remain, etc. etc.”

10th over: India 28-1 (Rohit 11, Kohli 17) Now Archer forces Kohli to stay cautious. A defensive shot, a stroke to the field, a bouncer that Kohli can’t connect with. Back to defence thereafter. A single to third man. 28 from the first 10 overs. Even in this World Cup of go-slows, this is a go-slow.

9th over: India 27-1 (Rohit 11, Kohli 16) Woakes carries on, and finally someone wants to mess up his pretty figures. Kohli skips down first ball of the over and lofts him cleanly over cover, bouncing away for four. Didn’t want to just let Woakes dictate terms any more. Clips a single to follow. Rohit tries to glide but can’t beat backward point.

8th over: India 22-1 (Rohit 11, Kohli 11) Archer tries the short ball for the first time today, and Kohli climbs into it. No hesitation in hooking, though the sweeper will keep it to one. The cautious phase continues. 22 on the board, 11 each. Very neat.

“An Ireland fan here, in the cold tundra outside the World Cup looking forward to the first ODI of the Zimbabwe series tomorrow,” writes Michael Keane. “Having been at Lord’s yesterday and Tuesday for 2 low scoring twisty-turny games I’m interested in how this chase will go. Is the pitch noticeably different to others in the tournament? And, out of interest, what’s the highest World Cup chase ever?”

7th over: India 20-1 (Rohit 10, Kohli 10) Finally a run! A run from Chris Woakes! Crowds cheer. Dancers leap from doorways to perform an impromptu work of choreography. The corn is as high as an elephant’s eye. Rohit squeezes out a defensive shot through square leg for one. Kohli gets his turn blocking Woakes, and does, bar an inside edge that goes perilously close to his stumps. He tucks a couple of runs to midwicket from the last ball.

6th over: India 17-1 (Rohit 9, Kohli 8) Edged by Kohli! First runs for the Indian captain come courtesy of an Archer delivery that leaves him, takes a thicc nicc, and bounces wide of the slips to zip down to third man. No doubt about the second boundary though, punched through cover by Kohli. He’s here to play.

“Form is temporary and class is permanent,” writes Saurabh Raye. “Congratulations England, well played.”

5th over: India 9-1 (Rohit 9, Kohli 0) Three maidens in a row for Woakes. Rohit is the batsman again, and is again happy to soak up the new ball and make sure he’s still there later in the day. Everything is around off stump, but Woakes is still bowling back of a length. Not sure if this is the most perfect use of the new ball.

4th over: India 9-1 (Rohit 9, Kohli 0) Now Archer finds his groove. That didn’t take long. He looks so good, gliding to the crease, cutting the ball in, then out. Rohit survives the over by being as watchful as can be, glancing a run from the final ball.

3rd over: India 8-1 (Rohit 8, Kohli 0) A wicket maiden for Woakes, as Kohli sees out the last three balls. Plenty of time for India to build, no need to rush.

“A question for you, who’s figures are better in this day in age and what the ODI game has become, Bumrah’s 1 for 44, or Shami’s 5 for 69? Wickets still the key? Intriguing isn’t it.”

Woakes strikes! A leading edge as KL Rahul tries to turn to leg, and Woakes dives forward to take a good one. Cheer surges back into England hearts. Virat Kohli walks to the crease early.

2nd over: India 8-0 (Rahul 0, Rohit 8) Jofra Archer now from the broadcast end of the ground, a strong breeze rippling his light blue trousers. Pitches up first ball and is driven gloriously for four! Dead straight down the ground from Rohit Sharma, consummate ease. Archer tries again, dialling back the length, and... he’s dropped! Put down at second slip. Felt for the ball, thick edge, to Root’s right. It was ribcage high, slightly awkward in that Root didn’t know whether to go with fingers up or down. And he’s shelled it. Next up? An effortless flick through square leg for four.

1st over: India 0-0 (Rahul 0, Rohit 0) Away we go. Chris Woakes to open the bowling from the city end, Birmingham’s skyline behind him. He’s on the spot straightaway, but bowling too short for his swing to cause any havoc.The sun is out and the clouds aren’t heavy, but surely you have to give the ball a chance to move, Christopher? A maiden to start.

“As an Aussie, going against type and barracking for the Poms. The batting tonight was great and it is always good to have the host at the pointy end of proceedings. This said, fully expect India to upset the apple cart.”

That’s... mostly nice from Martin Turnbull? Peace offering! The friendship boat has sailed forth.

Hello all. Thank you, Rob. I’d like to correct the record by saying that I am in fact a complete mess, but not for reasons related to this cricket match. Just more of a general statement. In the last few minutes it was partly also because my laptop decided to choose this innings break to install one of the longest updates of all time, which to be honest I had probably been pressing ‘Remind me tomorrow’ on for about three years. Timing is everything.

I see the emails are flooding in already. Good stuff, nothing I love more than anxious England supporters. Who can be the most downcast about batting first and making 337? Let’s have a competition. Fire at will.

That’s it from me. Geoff Lemon - who is neutral, and therefore not a complete mess - will talk you through India’s innings. They need the highest runchase in World Cup history. They also have the greatest runchaser of all time in Virat Kohli, and one of the best finishers in MS Dhoni. Thanks for your company and emails. Please get in touch with Geoff by email or Twitter. Bye!

Jason Roy speaks

“It was great to be back out there with Jonny, who played extremely well. We’ve put a competitive total on the board so let’s hope we can bowl well. Injury wasn’t an issue – I ran at about 80 per cent, which was the advice from the doctors. We’d have been disappointed with anything under 300, but we’re pretty happy with that. We should be all right. Fingers crossed.”

That was intense, thrilling and miserable, often in the same over. It was an innings of four halves:

50th over: England 337-7 (Plunkett 1, Archer 0) An unreal final over from Bumrah goes for only three runs. That means India need 338 to win - the same total England needed to tie with India in their World Cup eight years ago.

Jasprit Bumrah is a genius. Stokes, who has tried almost every shot in the book against Bumrah without success, manufactures a scoop that flies straight to the substitute Jadeja at fine leg. Stokes played a cracking innings of 79 from 54 balls, but Bumrah was a bit too good for him. It was almost a no-ball but he had something behind the line. Two balls remaining.

49th over: England 334-6 (Stokes 78, Plunkett 0) Stokes - who has played three stunning innings in the last nine days, all of them completely different - leathers Shami’s hat-trick ball to cow corner for four. He follows that with a pull for six and a drive over extra cover for four. He has 78 from 51 balls, including 73 from the last 38, and turns down a single for Plunkett off the last ball of the over to keep the strike. Shami ends with figures of 10-1-69-5, although his last three overs went for 44.

“Do you think we should reconsider the value of boundaries being 4, seeing as most of the scoring now is 1, 2, 4 or 6?” says Laurence Trost. “Where are the 3s? And we keep being reminded of “short boundaries” so I think that the athletic batsmen today would only be able to run 3 for balls that travel that distance.”

Five wickets for the brilliant Mohammad Shami! Woakes hooks towards deep square leg, where Rohit Sharma runs in and swoops to take a fine low catch. England have 11 balls remaining.

Jos Buttler scored as many runs in seven balls as Joe Root did in his last 24 balls. #CWC19

48th over: England 319-5 (Stokes 63, Woakes 7) The new batsman, Chris Woakes, top-edges Bumrah just short of fine leg. He gets it right later in the over, swatting a hook for four. That’s only the third boundary Bumrah has conceded all day. He is, in the parlance of our time, a freak.

47th over: England 310-5 (Stokes 61) I hope they send Liam Plunkett in here.

Buttler falls after a handy cameo of 20 from eight balls. He top-edged a pull straight up in the air, and Shami took the catch off his own bowling. Until then it had been a miserable over for Shami, with 17 off the first five balls. That included 14 runs from full tosses - a four for Stokes and a four and a six for Buttler.

46th over: England 293-4 (Stokes 54, Buttler 10) More stunning bowling from Bumrah, who beats Stokes with consecutive deliveries - a slower yorker (I think) and a bouncer. Bumrah is undeathhittable. He finishes a brilliant over – four from it – by slipping a wide yorker under Buttler’s bat.

45th over: England 289-4 (Stokes 51, Buttler 9) Stokes, backing up too far, survives a run-out chance when Bumrah’s throw misses the stumps. Buttler swivel-pulls his second ball flat and hard for six, a stroke of almost laughable majesty, and then steals a third run following an overthrow. Stokes belts the last ball for a couple to reach another half-century, this time from 38 balls. He’s not a big-game player; he’s a huge-game player.

“They’re saying 340 is a par score on this pitch?” says Andrew Hurley. “Considering it’s a WC game etc, par can’t be 340 - I think the fact India are playing without pressure means they could chase a big total but I would have thought par given circumstances around 320/325?”

A breakthrough for India - and for England. Root pings a scoop down towards fine leg, where Pandya takes a fine running catch. I wonder if he thought about dropping it to keep Root at the crease and Buttler in the dressing-room. Root made 44 from 54 balls. It wasn’t a bad innings, and actually the first part was important to avert collapse, but he did not have the power to accelerate.

44th over: England 277-3 (Root 44, Stokes 48) Pandya’s last over goes for nine. Stokes muscles a low full toss through midwicket for four, the first off Pandya in almost eight overs. That’s the only boundary from the over.

I know it’s against the spirit of cricket, and I wouldn’t really want them to do it, but it would benefit England if Joe Root retired out. He’s not a death-hitter; it’s not his fault. He’s scored 44 from 53 balls and Jos Buttler is sitting on the balcony.

43rd over: England 268-3 (Root 42, Stokes 41) Brilliant from Bumrah, who bowls three consecutive dot balls to Stokes: yorker, wide slower bouncer, yorker. Just three singles from the over. He’s a mind-reader, who seems to know exactly what a batsman is going to do.

42nd over: England 265-3 (Root 40, Stokes 40) England have targeted Chahal all day, so they’re not going to stop during his final over. Stokes charges down the track to lift a 91-metre six over midwicket, and then Root gets a rare boundary with the aid of a misfield by Pandya on the cover boundary. He can’t give the strike back to Stokes, however, which feels like a waste of a potential six or two. Thirteen from the over nonetheless, and Chahal finishes with grisly figures of 10-0-88-0. Both batsmen are on 40; Root from 49 balls, Stokes from 28.

“Rob,” says Ric Arthur. “‘Literally three halves’ is literally nonsense.”

41st over: England 253-3 (Root 35, Stokes 33) Bumrah returns to the attack. He has five overs remaining and will, barring something unforeseeable, bowl out at this end. Stokes, on the charge, flat bats a short ball over extra cover for three runs. A handful of ones and twos make it a decent over for England, who have managed 37 from the last four. Make it an innings of four halves.

“My favourite gripe has for a long time been Morgan’s lack of batting craft (with exceptions obvs!),” says John Withington. “Too many dot balls in his block-and-bash style that I just can’t see justifies his place at No4 in this team. Buttler and Stokes, with his new-found discipline, would be far better options to continue the momentum at 4 and Morgan’s style far better suited to late innings carefree loftiness ..... oh my word! What a shot from Stokes!!”

40th over: England 245-3 (Root 33, Stokes 27) That’s a startling stroke from Stokes (try saying that after 10 pints, etc). He reverse sweeps a big six off Chahal, pinging it into the crowd off the sweet spot. He lofted an orthodox sweep for four earlier in the over, and a few singles made it England’s best over for a long time: 15 from it.

“Afternoon Rob,” says Simon McMahon. “I’m currently cleaning up after daughter McMahon’s 21st birthday celebrations yesterday, which included barbecuing in a thunderstorm and gazebo-ing in high winds, whilst the kids drank what they call ‘shots’ inside. I think there’s a metaphor for English cricket in there somewhere, but anyway I have plenty food and drink left so if any other OBOers would like to join me for the Indian chase they’d be more than welcome. My address is No. 1, Desolation Row, (by Hope Street), England.”

It’s literally been an innings of three halves:

39th over: England 230-3 (Root 31, Stokes 15) I wonder whether England should have sent Buttler in when Morgan fell in the 34th over. They would like him in now, though preferably with the insurance of Stokes behind him. There’s no Moeen Ali at seven today, although England do/did (delete as appropriate) bat deep.

Root and Stokes are building a little momentum through quick singles, though India are still on top in this passage of play. Pandya’s second and third spells have been really impressive, with no boundaries from his last seven overs.

38th over: England 224-3 (Root 27, Stokes 13) Stokes reverse-sweeps Chahal past short third man for a much-needed boundary, the first in 11 overs. A pair of twos make it a better over for England.

“Have to disagree, Rob, I’m with Niall,” says Alex Book. “I think it’s when people (press in particular) use words like ‘humiliation’ or Lawrence Booth’s ‘laughing stock’ that the Bairstows of this world get upset. Disappointing, sure, but is it humiliating to lose a few ODIs? Bit OTT, surely?”

37th over: England 216-3 (Root 27, Stokes 5) The squeeze continues, with Pandya’s antepenultimate over yielding just tree singles. India have had a magnificent last 10 overs: 25 runs, two wickets.

36th over: England 213-3 (Root 25, Stokes 3) Root digs out a yorker from Shami, who is bowling sensationally. His figures in this spell are 3-1-3-2. Given that he came on at 203-1 after 31 overs, that is staggering stuff.

35th over: England 211-3 (Root 25, Stokes 2) There’s panic on the fields of Bir-ming-ham. Root tries to take a stupid single and is thankfully sent back by Stokes, who then edges Kuldeep wide of slip for four. Another good over for India. Kuldeep finishes with expensive figures of 10-0-72-1, but the last three overs only cost eight.

In other news, apparently KL Rahul’s injury is external, so he can open the batting.

34th over: England 207-3 (Root 23, Stokes 0) A wicket maiden from the majestic Shami. The last seven overs have brought 17 runs and two wickets. Meanwhile, a good point from Sanjay Manjrekar on Sky - with KL Rahul off the pitch, Rishabh Pant may have to open the batting.

“People are remarkably snide about this England team,” says Niall Mullen. “As though not winning the World Cup will negate all the immense entertainment they’ve given us over the past few years. It would (will) be a disappointment but it’s been a hell of a ride.”

Eoin Morgan is out hooking again! This is brilliant from India. He was tied down by Shami, whose sucker short ball had the desired effect. It was much wider, which made it harder for Morgan to control the hook stroke. He top-edged it high to fine leg, where Jadhav ran in and crouched to take a good catch. Morgan made 1 from 9 balls.

33rd over: England 207-2 (Root 22, Morgan 1) Kuldeep hurries thorugh another cheap over - only two from it. This has been such an impressive comeback from India, who were being pummelled to all parts. ‘Were’ being the operative word; the last six overs have brought only 16 runs and one wicket.

32nd over: England 205-2 (Root 22, Morgan 0) Mohammad Shami has been superb today. He and Bumrah have five overs apiece remaining.

Mohammad Shami puts Jonny Bairstow out of his misery. He lost his way - don’t ask me why - and tried to hit his way out of trouble. He could only slap Shami straight to deep point, where Rishabh Pant took an easy catch. Bairstow made only three from his last 13 deliveries. It was nonetheless a memorable innings from Bairstow: 111 from 109 balls with 10 fours, six sixes and umpteen eff yous.

31st over: England 203-1 (Bairstow 111, Root 21) Chahal returns to the attack and bowls to leg stump of Bairstow, who misses a vile hack to leg at a googly. India went up for LBW but it was missing leg stump. Just two from the over. England, Bairstow in particular, are having a tricky little spell.

“Hi Rob,” says Sanjay Gupta. “Was the decision to use the unused flatter side pitch (as opposed to the main, previously used pitch) to help England find form again?”

30th over: England 202-1 (Bairstow 111, Root 20) I suspect England will continue to go hard at the spinners and Pandya, because there are still 11 overs of Bumrah and Shami to come. They are trying to get after Pandya without much success. He has an appeal for LBW against Root turned down by Kumar Dharmasena; it was too high. Another fine over from Pandya, who hasn’t conceded a boundary since that first, expensive two-over spell. His figures are 7-0-42-0.

“Could someone feed Mac Millings some of that beer and pass me that popcorn?” says Phil Sawyer. “I want to see how epic his rant turns once he’s got a few pints of Opinion Enhancer inside him.”

29th over: England 196-1 (Bairstow 109, Root 16) Kuldeep continues to Root, and does rather well - two runs from the over, which included five dot balls.

#JonnyBairstow would like to thank @MichaelVaughan for pissing him off

28th over: England 194-1 (Bairstow 109, Root 14) Niall Mullen’s email in the previous over highlights the OBOer’s dilemma. Right now I should be saying that IT’S ONLY BLOODY WELL COMING HO- Bairstow is playing majestically. But if I had a pound for every email berating me for cursing an England batsman, I would have been able to retire from OBOing in about 2011.

Another good over from Pandya, whose slower balls really are befuddling the England batsmen. His first two overs disappeared for 21; his last four have cost 15.

27th over: England 191-1 (Bairstow 108, Root 12) Bairstow reverse sweeps Kuldeep for four - not once but twice. The first was hammered through point, the second dragged through backward point.

Thanks, I should say, for all your emails. I’m currently on 32 unread emails and counting, but I’m trying. (Oh yes, I’m trying, etc.)

26th over: England 183-1 (Bairstow 100, Root 12) Bairstow, on 99, is beaten by a sharp bouncer from Pandya. He wants to review for caught behind; Kohli decides against it. There was no edge Bairstow drags the next ball for a single to reach a punishing century from 90 balls, with eight fours and six sixes. There’s no angry celebration this time, just a serene half-smile, but I suspect his internal monologue is dispensing a few expletives. Jonny, you’re a contrary bugger, but we love you.

Bairstow’s last 73 runs have come from only 47 deliveries. If England get to the semi-final, can somebody please spend the build-up meticulously shortening his fuse.

25th over: England 180-1 (Bairstow 98, Root 10) Bairstow reverse-sweeps Kuldeep for four to move to 96, and a couple of singles move him to within two of a trademark angry century.

“So this is the way back for England - for the wickets to be true, have nothing for the bowlers and a reasonable helping of luck (the toss, inside edges and an unreviewed catch muddled by the umpire calling wide),” says Shankar Mony. “But will it help them when come the semis/finals they are on a non-road wicket? Or is that a problem for another day?”

24th over: England 173-1 (Bairstow 92, Root 10) Jasprit Bumrah, who has an excellent record against Joe Root, comes into the attack. Root is playing himself in through singles, the modern way for a batsman who relies on technique rather than power. He gets a bonus boundary to third man with a steer/edge, which takes him to 10 from six balls. Bairstow has 92 from 81.

Matt Share writes to ask why Jadeja, the best fielder in the squad, is on the field. I’m not sure about previous games but there’s no controversy here – KL Rahul is off the field, having injured himself when he tried to take a leaping catch on the boundary.

23rd over: England 162-1 (Bairstow 90, Root 2) Jason Roy played superbly: 66 from 57 balls with seven fours and two sixes.

England's previous highest first-wicket partnership against India in the #WorldCup was 69 (Fowler and Tavare). The best in any ODI against India is 158 (Cook and Bell).

Jason Roy falls to an awesome catch at long-on by the substitute Ravindra Jadeja! He drove Kuldeep flat and hard down the ground, where Jadeja charged round the boundary and swooped to grab the ball just above the turf with both hands. That is a stunning catch, and not a moment too soon for India.

22nd over: England 160-0 (Roy 66, Bairstow 89) Pandya’s slower balls are causing a few problems. Roy is beaten and mistimes a heave into the leg side; Bairstow chips not far short of midwicket. This has, thus far, been an excellent second spell from Pandya.

“England got a road prepared for them as they couldn’t handle what were great pitches & good, fair contests between bat and ball,” says Andrew Hurley. “Boring...”

21st over: England 155-0 (Roy 63, Bairstow 87) Bairstow beasts Kuldeep over long on for his sixth six. It’s quite brutal, and India desperately need a wicket. Bairstow has scored 60 from his last 31 balls; the mystery spinners, Chahal and Kuldeep, have bowled 10 overs for 97.

“Greetings from a very soggy Cayman,” says Adam Roberts. “Forced out of bed at 5.30 by the ferocity of the thunderstorm, I turned in the tv with some trepidation but was very pleasantly surprised. Do you think recall of Jason Roy has anything to do with it?”

20th over: England 145-0 (Roy 62, Bairstow 78) Roy is beaten, swiping at a slower ball from the returning Pandya. A much needed boundaryless over for India. I can hear John Bercow shouting “Order!”

Meanwhile, here’s our American Cricket correspondent, Mac Millings. “The 9th over’s George Browne should look forward to beer, popcorn, peanuts, hot dogs and nachos,” he says. “Baseball is a splendid game, not least because, like cricket, it has plenty of quieter moments for you to chat to your friends while enjoying the above-mentioned culinary delights. Also, if he’s very lucky, he might bump into a colleague of mine. See - and I’m about to build up a head of steam - one of the New York Yankees sends his kids to the school where I teach, and his wife struck up a friendship with said colleague. When it was announced that the Bronx Bombers would be playing on that side of the pond, the young lady said to my colleague something along the lines of: ‘Hey, you’re a history teacher, why don’t I pay for you to come to London with us so you can give me and the kids a guided tour of Ye Olde London?’ And instead of the proper answer of ‘I’d love to, but it would be remiss of me not to point you in the direction of Millings, who, after all, is actually from Watford London and would do a far better job,’ my colleague said ‘Yes’, and is probably enjoying those culinary delights from the vantage point of a very VIP box. Good for her.”

19th over: England 141-0 (Roy 59, Bairstow 77) Dare to nightmare: India have possibly the two best finishers in ODI history in Virat Kohli and MS Dhoni, so let’s not get carried away, eh. Yes, yes, I know nightmare isn’t actually a verb. At least I don’t think it is. Frankly, there’s no time to check, or think, because England keep hitting bleeding sixes. Bairstow savages a slog-sweep over midwicket off Kuldeep; that’s his fifth six. England have scored 94 from the last nine overs.

18th over: England 130-0 (Roy 57, Bairstow 68) Chahal restores some order with five consecutive dot balls to Bairstow ... and then Bairstow clunks the last ball over mid-on for six. He didn’t middle it; he still got six.

17th over: England 124-0 (Roy 57, Bairstow 62) Roy works Kuldeep for two to reach a majestic, 41-ball half-century. He had an escape when India didn’t review a catch down the leg side but he has otherwise played with courage, freedom and no little brilliance. He demonstrates all three when he runs down the track to swing Kuldeep for a huge straight six.

“Might England’s much vaunted fearless (some would say reckless) approach be suited to the increasingly desperate position in which they find themselves?” says Gary Naylor. “If you really only have a fifth gear to engage, it’s probably best to drive at 70mph and hope you don’t slide off the road, as you’re just going to stall at 30mph. Instinctively one feels cricket should be more nuanced than that, but maybe it isn’t if you’re team’s talents and carefully nurtured culture so suit that game plan. Even if England crash and burn, at least they tried – and, looking back, we can’t always say that.”

16th over: England 112-0 (Roy 46, Bairstow 61) Bairstow wafts Chahal over long-on for six, just clearing the leaping Rahul on the boundary. That brings up an increasingly intimidating half-century from 56 balls, not to mention a vital hundred partnership. We love you Jonny! And he loves us too, it seems, because he has just pumped another six down the ground off the last ball before the drinks break. Phew.

15th over: England 97-0 (Roy 44, Bairstow 48) Kuldeep Yadav, the left-arm wrist spinner who gave England the heebie-jeebies at the start of last summer’s ODI series, comes on to replace Pandya. Roy runs down the track to blast the second ball down the ground for a one-bounce four, and then Bairstow waves a full toss to cow corner for another boundary. After an understandably nervous start, these two are playing beautifully. They scored 47 from the first ten overs; they’ve hit 50 from the last five.

“Hi Rob,” says Alex Netherton. “Just reading your work today and I don’t really like it?”

14th over: England 84-0 (Roy 38, Bairstow 41) Roy reverse sweeps Chahal for four, and then Bairstow slog-sweeps him into the crowd! The last four overs have brought 37 runs.

“Riveting stuff this,” says Anand. “Does Bairstow seem too eager/nervous today? Anything to do with the pre-match banter?”

13th over: England 73-0 (Roy 33, Bairstow 35) England are targetting Pandya all right. Bairstow pulls him round the corner for four, a superbly placed stroke, and drives the next ball sweetly back over the bowler’s head for four more. Pandya’s first two overs have gone for 21.

How about a shout out for some alternative commentary at Guerrilla Cricket?” says Ravi Raman.

12th over: England 63-0 (Roy 32, Bairstow 27) Three from Chahal’s over, most of which I spent trying to get my heart rate down after that Pandya over.

11th over: England 60-0 (Roy 31, Bairstow 26) Hardik Pandya has been brought into the attack - and he should have struck with his fourth ball! Roy survived an appeal for a catch down the leg side from a ball that was called wide by Aleem Dar. India discussed a review before deciding against it – but replays showed it shaved the glove. Had they reviewed, he would have been out.

Roy applies Himalayan Pink Salt to the wound by taking 10 from the first two balls of his second innings. He drives a massive six over wide mid-off and then another lofted drive just clears the man at mid-off. Crikey, that was quite an over.

England’s game plan is clear: see off Bumrah, tee off against the rest #INDvENG

10th over: England 47-0 (Roy 19, Bairstow 25) Chahal is replaced by Shami. Roy, on the charge, misses a lusty swipe at the first ball. India’s seamers have been quite brilliant this morning, and Shami makes it 10 consecutive dot balls at both ends before Roy works a single behind square on the off side. A fascinating Powerplay ends with England on 47 for none.

“It looks like 11 traffic cones running about on the pitch,” says Farooq Aslam. “That said, all of Pakistan are behind you. Come on, Team Orange!!”

9th over: England 46-0 (Roy 19, Bairstow 25) Bumrah is giving England nothing. He bowls such an awkward length, which makes it hard to know whether to back or forward, and Bairstow has little option but to play out a maiden. Bumrah’s figures are 4-1-8-0.

“I’m going to be relying on you today as I’m off to the Olympic Stadium to watch the American Cricket - Redsox vs Yankees,” says George Browne. “Not being familiar with the format of these things, perhaps the OBO family can offer some advice on the etiquette and tradition of American Cricket? Panamas and smoked salmon, à la Lords, I presume? All advice welcomed!”

8th over: England 46-0 (Roy 19, Bairstow 25) Chahal continues. Roy comes down the track, doesn’t get to the pitch and has no option but to pad the ball to safety. He makes room to belabour the next ball through the covers for four, and then fetches the following delivery from outside off stump for another boundary. That’s superb batting. He has 19 from 18 balls, Bairstow 25 from 30.

“Morning Rob, and the faithful deckhands of HMS OBO,” says Guy Hornsby. “Despite the creeping fear and existentialist dread, this is surely what it’s all about, no? Needing our best - as we should, given our ranking - at home to the real best side out there, with a packed, partisan crowd? I want to try and enjoy this as much as I can, before we decide to chuck it in our own peak England way. Time for someone to make themselves a hero (Roy, with a ton, please).”

7th over: England 37-0 (Roy 11, Bairstow 24) Bumrah has changed ends to replace Shami, whose figures of 3-0-21-0 are a travesty. Bairstow, whose running has been superb, calls Roy through for a sharp leg-bye. HE’S ALREADY HAD HIS FITNESS TEST, JONNY. England are struggling to time Bumrah, if they can lay a bit on him at all. He is a sensational bowler, and his third over yields only a couple of runs. There’s a great stat on Sky from Mike Atherton - India’s economy rate in the Powerplay at this World Cup is 3.72, which is more than a run per over better than anyone else.

“One thing I love about the Indian supporters’ dominance of Edgbaston,” says Ian Copestake, “is how unhappy it must be making Katie Hopkins.”

6th over: England 35-0 (Roy 10, Bairstow 23) Well now. After five overs, the legspinner Yuzvendra Chahal comes into the attack. That’s a fine, attacking move from Virat Kohli, a careful placement of cat among pigeons. Bairstow shows considerable moxie to launch the third ball over mid-on for a one-bounce four. That’s a fine shot. Chahal’s next ball is a beautiful legbreak that beats Bairstow’s defensive stroke. This is compelling stuff. One thing to keep an eye on - Roy has faced only three deliveries in the last five overs. I hope that won’t be costly.

Still want more? Bet you do.

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5th over: England 28-0 (Roy 9, Bairstow 18) Roy is beaten by a gorgeous delivery from Shami that straightens off the seam and then wobbles through Dhoni’s gloves for a bye. India’s seamers have started superbly, with precisely no luck: two balls later Bairstow again inside-edges just past leg stump for four, and the over ends with a thick outside edge for two. It was well wide of slip, in fairness to Bairstow, and he hared back for the second run. This is exquisitely tense, simultaenously a privilege and a misery to describe.

“Good morning and a fine one it is too,” says John Starbuck. “Don’t know if it was deliberate or not (sarcasm?) but England are playing at home, not away to India. You can’t describe everything just from the Indian supporters’ angle.”

4th over: England 19-0 (Roy 9, Bairstow 9) Roy takes his first quick single, with no obvious impact on his hamstring. He looks assured; Bairstow not so much, at least not yet, though he does get his first intentional boundary with an efficient flick behind square. There’s a very short boundary on that side, 57 metres I think.

Meantime, Abhijato Sensarma is a hero. “Click the ‘Listen Live’ button present on the ICC website’s official match centre here. It’s the TMS stream and universally accessible.”

3rd over: England 14-0 (Roy 8, Bairstow 5) Bairstow is a bag of nerves. An inside-edge saves him when Shami goes up for LBW, before another inside-edge flashes this far wide of leg stump for four. A fraught over ends when he is beaten on the inside by a grubber that just misses the off stump.

So far we have counted 86 England fans at Edgbaston .. Including the team & management .. #CWC19

In other and possibly happier news, it’s the Ashes!

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2nd over: England 10-0 (Roy 8, Bairstow 1) Jonny Bairstow’s first challenge is the unique threat of Jasprit Bumrah. He is beaten third ball, feeling for a delivery that nips away from wide on the crease. Beautifully bowled. Indeed the whole over is superb, with just a thick edge for a single off the last delivery.

“May I inside edge one to fine leg by suggesting that what is really needed to juice this tournament up is a tied game today,” says professional SICKO Brian Withington. “Potential then for lots of teams to finish on eleven points and much scurrying for tournament rules and contemplation of the forbidden topic of Net Run Rate. Nervous, moi?”

Does anyone have a link to listen to Test Match Special overseas? Ta.

1st over: England 9-0 (Roy 8, Bairstow 0) A perfect start for England: they didn’t screw up once! Mohammad Shami started the innings with a wide, and then bowled a short ball outside off stump that was scythed for four by Roy. They are trying to bowl very straight to Roy, who is so good if you give him any width. When Shami offers just a fraction, Roy times a delicious drive between extra cover and mid-off for four. An eventful over ends with an absent-minded dab outside off stump from Roy; for a miserable split-second I thought he’d edged it Dhoni.

“I will be on a flight back home in three hours, so the OBO will have to be my eyes and ears for this match,” says Avitaj Mitra. We can be your nervous breakdown as well if you like. “First question: What sort of a total are England going to be comfortable with? Anything above 275.. 300? No total is safe obviously when Virat Kohli is in the opposition team but what score would the bowlers be comfortable defending?”

Jason Roy and Jonny Bairstow stroll into the middle. It’s a gorgeous day in Birmingham, and about 90 per cent of the crowd are Indian fans.

Sir Alex Ferguson’s pre-match message to the England team (warning: clip contains Anglo-Saxon language)

“Good news for Anand,” says Matt Dony. “He thought he was going to squeeze a quick single wide of mid-on, but as I chased the ball, I stumbled clumsily and allowed it to trickle to the boundary rope. The bowler is glaring at me. Nuts. Anyway, it’s going to be a long day. Can’t say I’m hopeful, can’t say I’m positive, can’t say I’m happy. How have the last few years come to this?”

Jason Roy and Liam Plunkett come in for James Vince and Moeen Ali. Eoin Morgan says Roy “is not a big risk”.

India bring in the potentially devastating Rishabh Pant for Vijay Shankar, who has a toe niggle (sic). Virat Kohli says he would have batted first but that it’s “never a problem chasing ... I love chasing”. Yes, sir, yes you do.

That should be a good toss to win.

Always with the Smiths

“Last night I watched Johnny Marr play This Charming Man at Glastonbury,” says Phil Smith. “This morning all I have on my mind is Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want.”

“Good morning!” says Anand. “As I failed to score at yesterday’s OBOs, I thought I would open my account with a quick single wide of mid-on. I hope we have a great game today. I would like India to chase a tough total to see how the team performs. I am also rooting for our local boy Vijay Shankar (we went to the same school, years apart though).”

I don’t think he’ll play – the word is that Rishabh Pant is going to be unleashed.

Pre-match reading

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Boy, that escalated quickly. Nine days ago, England were cruising into the World Cup semi-finals. Now, one and a half games later, they are fighting for their lives. They’ve been blindsided by Pakistan, who are now the favourites to take the last semi-final spot. The good thing for England is that they will definitely qualify if they win their last two games. The bad news is that the first of those is away to the best team in the world.

If England were meeting India in a semi-final or a final, the primary emotion would be excitement. Today it is fear – not of failure, which is bad enough, but of a traumatic humiliation. That’s a unique psychological burden, and as an England fan it’s hard not to fear the worst.

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Sri Lanka beat West Indies by 23 runs: Cricket World Cup 2019 – as it happened

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West Indies’ run chase fell flat once Nicholas Pooran was bowled out for 118 by Angelo Mathews

Tanya Aldred’s match report is here.

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That’s it for me. Thanks for your company, as always. Through the OBO, I think we have successfully solved the sub fielder issue. An afternoon well spent, I say. And a job well done by Sri Lanka, who really did hold their nerve through a thrilling final stanza. Check out the updated standings below. Six teams remain in contention, with India vs Bangladesh at Birmingham, coming up tomorrow, a massive game in the context of that final four. We’ll be back with you then. Goodnight!

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Ashivka Fernando, player of the match, speaks (via Kumar Sangakkara as translator!) When he went in he was very happy he did what was required. He feels very happy this hundred was in a winning effort. He feels very happy that he got this opportunity and very happy he has made use of it. He’s going to focus on talking it forward to do all he can for his country and team.

It all turned on a single moment, didn’t it? Just at the moment West Indies looked well on their way, Fabian Allen said no to Nicholas Pooran’s call for one and that was that. His 30-ball half-century, alongside Pooran’s magnificent maiden ODI ton, took them to the brink of a genius chase but it wasn’t to be. Speaking of genius, Mathews coming on for his first bowl in the better part of two years, getting rid of Pooran (118) with the the first ball of the 48th, was a decision that Karunaratne can dine out on for many a decade. We’ll hear from the player of the match shortly.

50th over: West Indies 315-9 (Cottrell 7, Gabriel 3) Mathews sends down the 50th over, going for three singles. Sri Lanka salute in a fantastic, high-scoring game.

49th over: West Indies 312-9 (Cottrell 6, Gabriel 1) Dots everywhere until the final ball, Gabriel somehow hacking the middle stump yorker to long on. That’s Malinga’s day done, taking 3/55 from his ten. He did it early and did it late. 27 needed from the last over, for what it is worth. Sri Lanka have held their nerve.

That’s out! No inside edge and three reds on review - pitching, contact and hitting all just in line with leg stump. A classic Malinga dismissal. One more for the win.

HAS MALINGA TRAPPED THOMAS LBW? The shout is turned down but Karunaratne has sent it straight upstairs. Stand by. Looked out to me.

48th over: West Indies 311-8 (Cottrell 6, Thomas 1) Dear me, what a masterstroke from Karunaratne, and perfectly executed by Mathews. After the wicket of the majestic Pooran, he gave up just three singles! Indeed, the ninth wicket could have been his as well if Udana pulled off a diving catch at long on from Cottrell’s swinging blade. West Indies need 28 from 12 balls.

ANGELO!!!!! First ball! Pooran has a lash at a ball well outside the off-stump, tickled through to the wicketkeeper. HIS FIRST BALL IN 19 MONTHS! It should be enough to win Sri Lanka this World Cup fixture. Brilliant from Captain Karunaratne!

Angelo Mathews to bowl the 48th! He hasn’t sent down an over in ODIs since December 2017!

47th over: West Indies 308-7 (Pooran 118, Cottrell 4)BRILLIANT from Pooran! Cottrell gives the century-maker the strike from the first ball, who gets back to play a perfect pull shot, threading the needle between the two deep midwickets. Udana has done plenty right in this tournament at the death but he has to relocate the yorkers and accurate slower bouncers that are so potent. He sends one of the latter down at Cottrell later in the over, the No9 then getting two from an overthrow earned when a ping was taken at the non-strikers’ end. The final ball needs to be rebowled at him, another wide! Smart cricket then to finish, happy to defend the sixth ball to give Pooran the strike for the 48th. 31 from 18 needed!

46th over: West Indies 299-7 (Pooran 113, Cottrell 1) Malinga is back and neeeeearly gets Pooran first ball of the over! The left-hander doesn’t quite get all of a slap over long-off, Thisara Perera making a meal of it after running in so hard from the rope... too far, as it turned out. What a missed opportunity. But Malinga keeps his cool, nailing a couple of unwhackable yorkers. Between times there is a wide but, crucially, Pooran can’t get a single from the final ball. 40 off 24 needed.

45th over: West Indies 292-7 (Pooran 108, Cottrell 0) The job is far from done for Pooran and he knows it, hammering Udana’s short ball into the stands for SIX MORE! Ten off it keeps them with the rate, the equation now 47 from 30. Yes, he lost Allen during that over but Corrtell just needs to give Pooran the strike.

With one around the corner from the ball after the mix-up, he’s through for his first ton in the top flight in 92 balls. He’s turned a lot of heads in this World Cup. As far as the West Indies are concerned, with this young left hander the future is now.

OH NO!!! Allen glanced Udana to short fine leg and there looked to be a single on offer; Pooran certainly thought so, taking off and calling him through. But Allen didn’t run! By the time he was forced to, the throw was over the bails at the non-strikers’ end. A brilliant innings ends, the second dreadful run out of this chase.

44th over: West Indies 282-6 (Pooran 99, Allen 51) Outstanding from Allen! He brings up his half-century with one to cover after SMASHING RAJITHA BACK OVER HIS HEAD FOR SIX! Doing as they needed through the rest, helped by a ball adjudged outside of the tramtracks, they get 11 off it now leaving 57 from 36!

The Women’s Ashes begins tomorrow. I’m looking forward to getting down to Leicester in the morning for that. The first of three ODIs in the multi-format series.

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43rd over: West Indies 271-6 (Pooran 97, Allen 43) The camera is permanently trained on Rhianna in the crowd, who is loving this over with Allen executing a delicate and delightful late cut that splits short third and backward point. You get four for that. You also get four when short fine leg lets the ball go through his legs, Rajitha the culprit on the edge of the circle. Nine from the over; the required rate 9.71. Or at this stage, better expressed by saying that they need 68 from 42 balls.

42nd over: West Indies 262-6 (Pooran 96, Allen 35) Rajitha replaces Malinga, the slinger keeping two up his sleeve for the very end. The change had the desired effect - or at least it looked that way until the penultimate delivery, Allen again timing the pants off a short ball over midwicket. It was touch and go whether it went the full journey, the TV umpire siding with the fielding side. Seven off it, which is a good outcome for Sri Lanka but they really do need a wicket now. “To me,” says Ian Bishop, “Fabian Allan is a batsmen who bowls,”

Meanwhile. “A pair of pliers, eh?” writes Damian Clarke, linking to this iconic scene in reference to how Jason Roy might be kept from fielding next time. Okay.

41st over: West Indies 255-6 (Pooran 94, Allen 30) Karunaratne held Dhananjaya back for one final over and it isn’t going as planned, Pooran launching a long hop with the wind over the sponge for SIX! That’s his third big one. Three dot balls follow then a bottom edge that goes through the legs of the ‘keeper Perera for four more! Dhananjaya finishes with 0/49, his tenth going for 11. 84 from 54 needed.

40th over: West Indies 244-6 (Pooran 83, Allen 30) Forget what I said about Malinga when he came back into the attack, Allen is having a grand old time facing the old man of this Sri Lankan side. From the first ball of his eighth over the No8 is once again steady enough to stand still and smash through the gap to the extra cover boundary. With six further runs in 1s and 2s, they get to the of this stanza of the chase with two set players at the crease with 95 to get from ten overs. Suddenly, this feels very doable. Allen has made it to 30 from just 20 balls.

39th over: West Indies 234-6 (Pooran 81, Allen 22) Nine more over Udana here, which keeps the required rate just the right side of ten as far as the chasers are concerned. Allen’s third four was his best yet, waiting deep in the crease for the slower ball to arrive, flat-batting it through the gap at cover. From the final ball it should have been another, getting the full toss away through square leg, but Thirimanne made a brilliant diving stop on the rope to save one run. It might be worth thinking about getting near a TV in half an hour or so.

38th over: West Indies 225-6 (Pooran 80, Allen 14) Fabian Allen taking down Malinga? Okay, I’ll have a bit of that. Getting down to a ball on the stumps, he flicks him into the square leg umpire into the gap for four early on. A fine shot. Later on, it is stand and deliver stuff through midwicket for another! I was cynical about West Indies’ lower-order prospects given the way they folded against India but with these two there is still hope for something of a grandstand finish.

“Chances of the Windies playing an iconic thriller is directly proportional to the presence of Ian Bishop in the commentary box,” suggests OB Jato. Let’s hope.

37th over: West Indies 213-6 (Pooran 80, Allen 4) Udana continues with the better part of ten runs an over to play with and keeps Allen down the business end more often than not. But getting an opportunity from the final ball Poortan finds a way to the rope, albeit via an outside edge to the vacant third man. It’ll do at this stage.

More like Pooran out of partners... #SLvWI

36th over: West Indies 207-6 (Pooran 75, Allen 3) Malinga has half of his five overs left, which increases yet futher the degree of difficulty on Pooran and co. Of course, he was too good earlier for Ambris and Hope. Pooran is lucky to survive the first ball of the new spell, trying to lift him straight but miscuing high to where long-off would have running in from there been one. The real quiz is when Fabien Allen is on strike but he’s through to the next round, keeping out a couple of accurate yorkers to finish.

“Amusing as it as to recall the events of the summer of 2005,” begins Chris Howell, “I can’t help feeling that references to Ricky Ponting being run out by Gary Pratt should note that he was on the field because Simon Jones’ Test career had been ended by injury. I think he managed a handful of domestic T20s, but it was a sad end for someone who had become an excellent bowler.”

35th over: West Indies 200-6 (Pooran 71, Allen 0) Pooran, still on strike of course, collects one behind square to being up the West Indies’ 200. They need 139 off 90, which is a huge task even before considering that the No5 is now with the bowlers.

Just at the moment West Indies fans had the right to get excited, Brathwaite is out in the most unfortunate way. Pooran, after glancing Udana for four, smashed the left-hander back at him but he got his middle finger on the straight drive in his follow through, reflecting onto the non-striker stumps with Brathwaite stranded.

34th over: West Indies 194-5 (Pooran 66, Brathwaite 7) GAME ON? Probably not yet but Nick Pooran is going beautifully, don’t worry about that. Since flicking the switch about six overs ago, he’s done enough to maintain the required rate of nine an over, helped by 15 off this one. Rajitha is the offending bowler, slapped over midwicket by the classy left hander when too full then launching an off-cutter over the boundary in the same direction, into the crowd FOR SIX.

33rd over: West Indies 179-5 (Pooran 53, Brathwaite 6) Nearly another run out, but we’ll come to that in a moment. Karunaratne at last replaced Vandersay... with his own mediums/filth. When lobbing down a full toss at Pooran, he quite rightly put it into the stands to bring up his half-century in 57 balls. He’s been tip top. But from the final ball Brathwaite should have been run out - the second man to cut and run to backward point. This time the thow wasn’t on song, so he surives.

“For their final number,” John Starbuck says of any cricket bat guitar competition, “the bat-guitarists should have to play either Link Wray’s ‘Rumble’ or Love Sculpture’s ‘Sabredance’.”

32nd over: West Indies 172-5 (Pooran 46, Brathwaite 6) Rajitha has done plenty right, for mine. He’s not helped by Perera, who gives up a couple of byes when misreading his slower ball after Pooran did the same, but only two singles comes from the bat. That is drinks with 167 further runs needed in 18 overs.

“Hello Adam.” Hi Aditi. “Second you on The Beths love. I think I had Happy Unhappy on loop for an hour at least. That NZ-Pak OBO evening was magical.”

31st over: West Indies 168-5 (Pooran 45, Brathwaite 5) I’m all about Nick Pooran stroking his way to a ton in a losing effort here. Realistically, he needs Brathwaite to bat with him for 15 overs and that probably won’t happen. So the next best option is this. Another four comes for the left-hander here, via a half-tracker gifted to him by the hapless Vandersay. Remarkably, he’s now bowled seven overs.

“Thanks, David Lombard (17th over),” writes Smylers. “That answer’s my 6-year-old’s question of why the ICC’s Kids Handbook of the tournament uses ‘Windies’ throughout. Relatedly, anybody know why teams’ kit launches have to be so close to the first match? It seems odd that an official publication can’t show the kits. It’s particularly noticeable in photos of England players, wearing the wrong colour.”

30th over: West Indies 159-5 (Pooran 38, Brathwaite 5) Rajitha is back, leaving one for Dhananjaya later on. He’s not giving much away early in the over until overstepping. Urgh! The free hit doesn’t go anywhere but Brathwaite strikes a perfetly timed straight drive to finish. Shot. They needed exactly nine an over.

29th over: West Indies 152-5 (Pooran 37, Brathwaite 1) Perhaps sensing that if he wants to make a significant contribution on the scorecard he will have to get real busy and fast, Pooran nails another boundary later in the successful Vandersay over, smashing it past the bowler. This has been a ropey old spell, it must be said.

Another shoddy dismissal from Holder. The West Indies skipper has racked up a few of those in this World Cup. He’s gutted as he walks off and understandably so, picking out mid-on like it is catching practice. He half-hit it and paid the price. And yes, channeling the OBO, it was the sub-fielder who took the catch.

28th over: West Indies 143-4 (Pooran 30, Holder 26) Three fours in three overs for Pooran, cutting Dhananjaya with class behind point into a gap that barely exists. Into the 30s he goes. Could this be the day he converts one of these handy starts?

27th over: West Indies 137-4 (Pooran 25, Holder 25) Pooran was everyone’s favourite new player in this competition before Avishka Fernando replaced him. He’s going very nicely now, though, pulling Vandersay away for another four.

“Along the same lines as the Umpires performance determining who makes it the knockout stages, what about the performance of the Bat-Guitarists?” asks Nick Toovey, astutely. “Who makes the cut? Shall we stage The Six-Factor before the semi-finals, with the cricket bat guitarists playing to an AI Machine. The guitarists with the most amount of songs recognised from the reverb-heavy Tannoy gets the coveted gig. And in the style of Match Of The Day presenters for the World Cup Final, I want to see them dressed up uncomfortably in a Suit and Tie for the big occasion, maybe with a top-hat like Slash.”

I wrote an appreciation of a true one-off in a world of coaches and data @collinsadam. We'll miss him when he's gone https://t.co/GXoJfM8JTY

26th over: West Indies 132-4 (Pooran 21, Holder 24) For the second time in three overs, the third umpire is asked to check off Perera has whipped the bails off in time but Pooran has kept his toe down on this occasion. Sanga on TV gives a technical explanation of why he didn’t get down with his gloves in time. I won’t try and repeat it but I will note that the former Sri Lankan great is one of the best additions to the TV commentary box in recent times. He’s very clever. Before his bat was beaten, Pooran struck a fine on-drive down the ground for four.

25th over: West Indies 126-4 (Pooran 16, Holder 23) Vandersay isn’t posing any real problems, even delivery of this is fourth over scored off. Sri Lanka are getting through their overs and have plenty to defend but these two look relatively set.

24th over: West Indies 119-4 (Pooran 13, Holder 19) Just three singles from Dhananjaya’s seven over. He has figures of 0/26. They now need 8.5 an over.

23rd over: West Indies 116-4 (Pooran 10, Holder 19) IS HOLDER STUMPED? He is not. Clever ‘keeping from Perera to wait for the captain’s foot to possibly lift off the turf ofter Vandersay beat the bat, but he kept his toe down. A better over from the legspinner, who has settled from his early nerves by the looks. Oh, ignore me - there is a full toss. Holder tucks in, placing it to the cover point rope.

“Afternoon.” Hi Matthew Potter. “Just wanted to say a huge YES to the Sports Team love, great band. That’s all.” I do enjoy the sharing of OBO music. Last week, when we were talking about Kiwk bands, I was sent The Beths and I haven’t turned them off since. And helpfully, they are touring England during the Ashes.

22nd over: West Indies 111-4 (Pooran 9, Holder 15) Dhananjaya is back, to make it spin from both ends. His is of the more probing variety but now Holder has his eye in, he clips well through midwicket past the man inside the circle for four. Very nice timing from the skipper. The required rate is now above eight an over.

21st over: West Indies 105-4 (Pooran 8, Holder 10) Uh oh! Vandersay, who bowled four half-trackers last time around, begins with another that Holder has enough time to almost drive past the man at the short fine leg for four. The leggie fights back with some deliveries that are right on the mark, but Holder adds another boundary with a miscued drive past point. Sangakkara is talking him up through the over on TV and he slowly improves through the course of it.

20th over: West Indies 94-4 (Pooran 7, Holder 5) Shot. Rajitha is in the game, once again beating the captain’s bat, but Holder gets up one up on him with a lovely drive on the up through the gap at extra cover for four. A most attractive player.

“Oh, I do like the specialist fielder idea,” writes Ethan Forbes, who got us on this topic to begin. “Although for maximum bizarreness it needs to be implemented like the designated hitter in major league baseball, where half of the teams play by one set of substitution rules and the others have their own. When teams with different rules meet the home team’s rules are in effect. This is why I love cricket, and sport in general. Simple ideas get convoluted so quickly. It’s like politics, but at the end of the day it doesn’t really matter. And the notion that fielding is somehow not as important as batting and bowling? There’s another thing to borrow from the lesser bat and ball sport. Any grizzled old ball coach will tell you, between spurts of tobacco juice, that ‘games are won by pitching and defense.’”

19th over: West Indies 88-4 (Pooran 6, Holder 1) Jeffrey Vandersay, starts with two
nervous shockers.The first ball from the leggie is a long way outside off and the second in that direction nearly lands off the pitch and is rightly called as a wide. He gets better, Pooran playing the flighted deliveries with respect; Holder happy to pick out the square leg sweeper. It’s an unforgiving craft. A small victory to finish though, the new man winning Holder’s inside edge.

18th over: West Indies 84-4 (Pooran 4, Holder 0) “Oooh, that’s close” says Clarke on the TV from the final ball of the Rajitha over to the new man Jason Holder, but the inswinging yorker is going well down leg. No review needed there.

Oh dear, there’s no run there!! Hetmyer pushed off the front foot to backward point and started jogging to the other end before Pooran - quite rightly - sent him back. It was all too late. Dhananyaja had plenty of time to size up the stumps after making the fine stop, hitting middle. Run out by five metres. What a mess.

17th over: West Indies 82-3 (Hetmyer 28, Pooran 3) Four singles, all square of the wicket along the carpet to the fielders. Time to build a sturdy base.

“As well as liking Rhianna,” emails Jose Kavalina, “do you think Clarkey might also be a fan of Sister “Sledge”? Not champagne humour, I know, but it’s a slow Monday afternoon.” Good enough for me. Nicely bowled.

16th over: West Indies 78-3 (Hetmyer 26, Pooran 1) The future of West Indies cricket in the middle now. How important a big, matchwinning World Cup partnership would be do to help advance their progress through international ranks. Hetmyer begins their union here with a boundary, albeit off the inside edge from a ball he was looking to drive. The end of a successful over from Rajitha.

“Back to subs,” starts Geoff Wignall. “How about a pool of subs from which the opposing captain gets to choose when a sub is required?” That could also be fun.

Six and out! Rajitha, after getting plonked over the long-on rope by Gayle, gets him next ball! It’s a super catch from Vandersay, having the run hard and dive forward to reach the big top edge, Gayle miscuing when trying to make it back to back big ones.

15th over: West Indies 65-2 (Gayle 29, Hetmyer 21) Rhianna is flashed up on the TV screen watching in the stands. “What an artist,” gushes Michael Clarke, noting that she’s pals with plenty of the West Indies players. Was in the same class at school as Carlos Brathwaite, from memory. “I feel the need to get my umbrella,” adds Ian Bishop. Clarke is very impressed with this response. Three off the Udana over.

14th over: West Indies 62-2 (Gayle 27, Hetmyer 20) Gayle follows up his first boundary in the previous over with his first SIX this time around! Rajitha misdirected his slower off-cutter to make it so, the huge opener able to wait on it in the crease and lift it over the midwicket rope with complete ease.

@collinsadam Could we just drop the pretense and go for a rules change allowing the team to have a substitute for fielding? This would also extend Chris Gayle playing career...although I'm not sure if that's a positive or negative for the idea.

13th over: West Indies 54-2 (Gayle 20, Hetmyer 19) FIVE BALL OVER KLAXON! Not for the first time in this World Cup (the other, that I saw, during South Africa and Pakistan) we’ve seen the fielders run off only to be called back for a belated sixth delivery. I suspect Bruce Oxenford has miscounted due to the wide Udana sent down first up. I wonder what the scrutiny is like on officials when they make an error like that? I’m not suggesting it is a huge deal, but I wonder whether that is the sort of small moment that could determine if an umpire gets a semi-final?

12th over: West Indies 50-2 (Gayle 19, Hetmyer 17) At last, a boundary for Gayle. Rajitha is on for Dhananjaya with his right arm seam and Gayle is quickly into him, up and over the top of cover for four. The West Indies 50 is raised later in the over, Hetmyer picking out the sweeper at point off the back foot.

“Further to your 7th over wish,” emails Brian Withington. “Does Ricky Ponting’s reaction to being run out by gun fielding sub Gary Pratt in the titanic 2005 Ashes series qualify as a case in point, he enquired mischievously?” Two Gary Pratt references in the space of an hour! We’ve started well today. I wonder what he’s up to? Surely we’re due a where are they now feature about the great super sub?

11th over: West Indies 44-2 (Gayle 14, Hetmyer 16) Udana, who has impressed during this tournament (especially with his death bowling) replaces Malinga (2/29 from his five). The new man is too wide to Hetmyer though, who finally makes the sort of contact he’s been hoping for, slapping away past point for four.

“A quick suggestion,” emails Gareth Taylor. “To save the Jason Roy bruised arm fiasco (but also Jadeja seems to conveniently manage to find a way to field for at least 40 overs per game), how about a rule change where sub fielders are allowed to field but any catches taken by subs are null and void?”

10th over: West Indies 37-2 (Gayle 13, Hetmyer 10) Gayle has 13 from 27 at the end of this initial power play. Granted, he only faces one ball in the final over of it, keeping the strike with one down the ground off Dhananjaya. Earlier, Hetmyer was trying to belatedly take him on but couldn’t make solid contact.

9th over: West Indies 33-2 (Gayle 12, Hetmyer 7) After trying to hit the cover off a few early deliveries, Hetmyer is playing Malinga with due respect here before taking a single past mid-off. Gayle elects to avoid the two bouncers that follow.

“The trouble with The Roy Caper is that they can’t use it again because twice would be too much of a coincidence to be believable,” notes John Starbuck. True. But on the other hand, yesterday was England’s most important ODI in 27 years. Until later this week, that is. They might have to get more creative and break a finger. People bat with broken fingers all the time. Roy has two pinkies.

8th over: West Indies 32-2 (Gayle 12, Hetmyer 6) I’m anti-spinners opening in ODIs as it doesn’t give me a chance to get into my OBO groove with the email themes and so on. But, to be fair, Dhananjaya is bowling nicely. He has 0/13 from his four.

“Whilst we’re on Ethan Forbes’ subject of shabby English gerrymandering,” writes Brian Withington, “I’m surprised no-one is speculating yet about the potential for a spot of classic match-fixing on Wednesday? Given that 11 points and maintained NRR should keep either team in the tournament, what price a contrived draw between England and NZ? Or a cricketing version of Austria vs West Germany 1982 (aka as The Disgrace of Gijón.” Gosh, imagine it! Indeed, I am imagining it. Geoff Lemon, to my right, is going through how difficult it would be.

7th over: West Indies 30-2 (Gayle 11, Hetmyer 5) Another close call, Thirimanne very close to pulling off a stunning catch at midwicket from Gayle! It was a clip into the midwicket region that he went at to his right at full stretch, getting a hand to it as well, but it doesn’t stick. ANOTHER DROP later in the over too, this time Kusal Mendis putting down Hetmyer at second slip! It was a slower ball so he had to shuffle forward as the ball was in the air, but the ground was made. A bad miss.

“If a player is injured,” begins Abhijato Sensarma, “he does not come out to bat and his team sends out just ten men; it shouldn’t be too crazy, then, to suggest that the same team must field with ten fielders as well when the time comes! One possible counterargument to this is that bowling and batting are primary tasks, both of which become impossible to perform on injury, while fielding is a secondary element of the game, but the point persists. This year’s IPL as well as the ongoing World Cup has seen many substitute fielders do better than the ones they’ve replaced, giving the teams what could be percieved as an unfair advantage. Your thoughts on the matter?”

6th over: West Indies 25-2 (Gayle 10, Hetmyer 1) Hetmyer is nearly bowled first ball! Misreading Dhananjaya’s straight one, he is saved by an inside edge.

Hope chops the slower ball on! Gayle might be battling but Malinga is turning the clock back. “He still has all the tricks,” says Simon Doull. Not wrong. That might not look like much of a delivery well outside the off-stump but it does enough to force the batsman into an error. “Malinga’s greatest strength is adaptability,” adds Kumar Sangakkara. Well said. The Windies could well get rolled quickly here.

5th over: West Indies 22-2 (Gayle 7)

4th over: West Indies 20-1 (Gayle 7, Hope 5) Nearly a very Chris Gayle run out at the non-strikers’ end when jogging through for one and only just getting his bat down in time. Dhananjaya isn’t giving them anything to hit early on here.

In response to my opening post, Peter Collins has a thought. “Possibly apt is the Blyth Power album Wicked Women, Wicked Men and Wicketkeepers.”

3rd over: West Indies 17-1 (Gayle 5, Hope 4) Beamer! You don’t see that very often in pro cricket, Hope getting under a full toss from Malinga, his second ball in the middle. Gee, watching it back it nearly hit leg stump. Still, there’s no doubt it was above waist height in his stance so it would have remained a no-ball. Once Malinga lands the ball where he is meant to, Hope gets off the mark with a classy off drive.

“If England were to pull the Justin Roy caper against Australia in the knockout phases,” writes Nick Toovey, “I fear Ricky Ponting will abandon his assistant coaching position and go looking for Gary Pratt.”

Malinga gets Ambris with the bumper! He had a pop at hooking but only got a little top edge, sailing comfortably into the gloves of Perera. No review requried there.

2nd over: West Indies 11-0 (Gayle 5, Ambris 5) Dhananjaya is opening with his more-than-useful offies. He finds Gayle’s inside edge first up, but it spills away to short fine for a couple. He then beats him on the other side of the bat with a pearler. Singles down the ground come eventually but the spinner is straight on top.

1st over: West Indies 6-0 (Gayle 1, Ambris 4) How about these two old boys running around in the World Cup? What a sport. Malinga, with his little flying saucers, beats the West Indian opener first up before he gets off the mark with a single. Ambris, who was flown in for the final week of the campaign as an injury replacement, gets off the mark with a crisp, cover-driven boundary. Nice.

The players are on the field! Malinga to Gayle. Let’s party like it’s 2003. PLAY!

An email from Ethan Forbes to get us going before the players return. “Jason Roy must be pleased that all of the harrumphing today is about Dhoni packing it in early,” he begins. “It seemed just a little unsporting that he came back into the side to save the day with the bat and then rode off into the sunset while Vince took over his fielding duties. Perhaps there should be some limit to the number overs that a sub can be on the field? Say 5 of the 50 overs? That way Holder can still get a quick mani-pedi, or someone could go change a boot or get a cramp strapped up, but the side batting first doesn’t get a pass on the whole overs in the field dictates batting order. Or carry over and tell Roy he can’t bat until 7 in the next match.
Oh, and the obvious first tie breaker is head to head result. Sri Lanka already beat England once, amiright?”

On your first point, I’ve been thinking about this a fair bit. How can a bruise on Roy’s arm get him out of fielding? Can we call it a precedent? Then, if India bat first in the World Cup Final (let’s say), why wouldn’t Rohit Sharma’s teammates punch him in the arm several times after he’s batted so that Ravi Jadeja can do the work for him in the paddock later in the day? I’m onto something here.

There was a bit on the TV then about Chris Gayle. It was documenting how great he’s been at the World Cup. Fair enough. Once more this afternoon, perhaps?

Speaking of. I knew that Lance Klusener’s 1999 tournament was brilliant. But until going back through it 20 years later, I perhaps didn’t appreciate that it was the greatest World Cup campaign every put together by a player. It’s just wrong how much focus there is on that final ball at Edgbaston. We interviewed him about it.

Good afternoon to you all. Thanks Rob. This may be a dead rubber as far as the table is concerned, but... Avishka Fernando! What a revelation. He gave us the taste for it against England and South Africa but the full experience was quite a treat over the last couple of hours. Is he Damien a young Martyn in disguise? I’m fairly certain he’s a young Damien Martyn in disguise.

Who likes punk and sport? Fire up for the afternoon with this, out of my home town of Melbourne, about Essendon dasher Anthony McDonald-Tipungwuti.

West Indies need 339 to win. That would be a record World Cup runchase, but someone’s going to do it in this tournament, right? The 21-year-old Avishka Fernando made a delightful 104, while Kusal Perera provided the usual bish-bosh with a rapid 64.

Adam Collins will talk you through West Indies’ runchase. You can email him on adam.collins.casual@theguardian.com, or tweet @collinsadam. Thanks for your company - bye!

50th over: Sri Lanka 338-6 (Thirimanne 45, de Silva 6) Cottrell’s final over goes for 11, including a deft steer to the boundary by Dhananjaya de Silva, to complete a fine batting performance from Sri Lanka.

Well played young man.. Brilliant 100!! Something special from Avishka.

49th over: Sri Lanka 327-6 (Thirimanne 41, de Silva 0)

Isuru Udana, the Olivier Giroud lookalike of this competition, falls to the final ball of Thomas’s over when he blasts an attempted yorker to long off.

48th over: Sri Lanka 321-5 (Thirimanne 39, Udana 0) After a difficult start, Thirimanne is enjoying his death-hitting role. He boosts Cottrell to cow corner for a one-bounce four, which takes him to 39 from 28 balls.

“It is far more likely that India wanted to spare themselves the indignity of having to swing the bat frantically and risk looking well beaten and spent,” says Jeff Docherty. “India have also developed something of a superiority complex over the years and want to lose on their terms and therefore remain in control. They hate losing and don’t want to give that satisfaction to another team. The rest is conjecture and the imagination running wild.”

Avishka Fernando’s beautiful innings is over. He lifts Cottrell’s slower ball high towards long on, where Allen takes a nicely judged catch. Fernando walks off to a standing ovation, raising his bat modestly, and his teammates all congratulate him when he reaches the dressing-room. That was a delightful performance.

47th over: Sri Lanka 313-4 (Fernando 104, Thirimanne 31) He’s done it! The Sri Lankan balcony are on their feet long before Fernando completes the second run that takes him to a charming hundred. It’s come from exactly 100 balls, with eight fours and two spectacular sixes. He becomes the third youngest centurion at the World Cup, behind Ireland’s Paul Stirling and Australia’s Ricky Ponting. And if his three innings at this tournament are anything to go by, he is a potential superstar.

46th over: Sri Lanka 304-4 (Fernando 97, Thirimanne 30) Fernando flicks Thomas past short fine leg for four to move to bring up the 300, and a single off the next ball takes him to within three of a maiden ODI century. Try telling him this is a dead rubber.

45th over: Sri Lanka 294-4 (Fernando 91, Thirimanne 26) Superb batting from Thirimanne, who charges consecutive deliveries from Brathwaite and dumps them both down the ground for four. The first shot was unashamedly agricultural; the second was a lovely drive over mid-off. At the other end, Fernando is inching towards a hundred - although he survives another run-out chance when Cottrell’s throw from the outfield just misses the stumps.

44th over: Sri Lanka 281-4 (Fernando 90, Thirimanne 15) This West Indies performance has officially moved beyond satire: Thirimanne has been dismissed off a no-ball. Mikey Holding’s internal monologue at this precise moment is surely one of the great pieces of lost comedy.

43rd over: Sri Lanka 275-4 (Fernando 86, Thirimanne 14) Oh my! A short ball from Cottrell is pulled miles over midwicket for six by Fernando. “He looks the real deal, this boy,” says Kumar Sangakkara on commentary. Imagine being a 21-year-old Sri Lankan and finding out that Kumar Sangakkara has said that about you. Not that he knows yet, but I’m sure he will.

“Dhoni Consultancy Inc.?” muses Matt Dony. “Yes, Brian Withington. I like the sound of it. Slight tweak, and then a quick call to Companies House...”

42nd over: Sri Lanka 264-4 (Fernando 79, Thirimanne 12) Fernando blasts the ball into the stumps at the non-striker’s end, and screams the F-word in frustration. That sounded Ben Folds singing Rockin’ the Suburbs. Holder finishes a slightly angry spell of bowling with figures of 10-0-59-2.

“How about two groups of six?” says Mohit Srivastava. “The top three reach the Super Six stage, carrying points against the other two progressing teams from their groups. Each team in the Super Six plays three games against teams qualifying from the other group, and at end each team has points from five games. The top four play the semis, or an IPL-like eliminator. The total number of games in this format is only five less than the current format. Two additional teams get to play the cup. And there is no inconsequential match. And don’t think anyone will be taking the two additional qualifying teams lightly.”

41st over: Sri Lanka 257-4 (Fernando 76, Thirimanne 8) A good over from Cottrell, who concedes just four runs. This is now the highest score of Fernando’s fledgling ODI career. His previous best was 74 against Scotland at Edinburgh in May.

40th over: Sri Lanka 253-4 (Fernando 75, Thirimanne 5) Thirimanne edges his first ball for four, just wide of the falling Chris Gayle in a floating slip position. Those runs make this Sri Lanka’s highest score of the tournament.

“The worry with India is Rahul, and not just that he’s out of form,” says Andrew Hurley. “India’s batting strategy is based on the top three scoring the majority of their runs, and at a good lick, as the middle order can’t really accelerate (though Pant wd help this). Dhawan, an integral part of this order, is gone and replaced by an out of form player, who scores, when he does, too slowly, thereby putting pressure on parts of the team that can’t take it. This is a bit of an issue I think.”

A perfect yorker from Jason Holder cleans up Angelo Mathews. There’s not much else to say, really; it was textbook stuff from Holder.

39th over: Sri Lanka 247-3 (Fernando 74, Mathews 25) Matthews gets stuck into the spinner Fabian Allen, slicing four over backward point before lashing a six over wide long-off. He has 26 from 19 balls; Fernando has 74 from 78.

“Rob,” says Brian Withington. “I’ve previously rather liked the idea of something very much like David Pienaar’s Cape Town format but then worried that teams operating in the middle-upper echelon (ranked 4-6) might have a rather powerful incentive to drop to rank 7 before the final tournament positions are decided! Could make for some interesting opportunities for the start-up Dhoni Consultancy Inc. though.”

38th over: Sri Lanka 235-3 (Fernando 73, Mathews 15) Mathews slaps Holder through extra cover for four, a cracking shot, before Fernando picks a slower ball and swings it over mid-off for two. Sri Lanka are cruising towards their highest score of the competition, which was 247 against Australia.

37th over: Sri Lanka 224-3 (Fernando 69, Mathews 9) A short ball from Gabriel is back cut for four by Fernando. The cricket, in truth, is far less entertaining than Mikey Holding’s burgeoning meltdown in the commentary box. “There’s a deep midwicket. What’s he bowling, offbreaks?”

Gabriel then does bowl an offbreak, which Fernando edges just short of the keeper. “Yes, he is,” deadpans the co-commentator Simon Doull.

36th over: Sri Lanka 214-3 (Fernando 64, Mathews 5) “Hi Rob,” says David Loveday. “Since we’re all speculating about India’s batting yesterday, here’s a theory: it was all about depriving England of a victory against India going at full pelt in this World Cup. The teams may well face each other again, in a match that actually matters for India. So once it was clear they would have an almighty struggle to win yesterday’s match, why not ease off and plant seeds of doubt in the England team as to whether they could really do it when it counts? Strikes me as far more plausible than the fiddling with NRR, and has the virtue of crediting some top Indian players with the strategic intelligence they undoubtedly have.”

There might be something in that. My instinct is that you slightly overstate it – I don’t think it will have any impact on the England dressing-room – but perhaps it was a way of diverting some attention from a very impressive victory. Either that or it was just MS being MS, because he’s MS and he can do what MS wants.

35th over: Sri Lanka 209-3 (Fernando 61, Mathews 3) After a direct hit from the outfield, one of the bails flicks up to hit Gabriel in the face. Thankfully it hit him between the eyes, or that could have been nasty.

“Hope you haven’t been put on dead-rubber duty because of ‘the incident’,” says Ian Copestake. “Maybe you will have learned your lesson in time for a double dose of redemption on Wednesday.”

34th over: Sri Lanka 201-3 (Fernando 56, Mathews 0) Avishka Fernando continues to charm the cognoscenti, and the OBO community as well. He runs down the track to lift Allen over extra-cover for a gorgeous one-bounce four.

The ICC don’t have a Young Player of the Tournament award. If they did, and they should, Fernando would be a strong contender along with Shaheen Afridi and Mujeeb Ur Rahman, even if the award would ultimately go to Rishabh Pant after his 27-ball 194 against England in the final.

33rd over: Sri Lanka 196-3 (Fernando 51, Mathews 0) Fernando, having survived a run-out chance earlier in the over, pulls Thomas sweetly for four to reach a classy half-century, the second of his ODI career and his first in the World Cup.

“Greetings from Cape Town,” says David Pienaar, “where I’ve solved the World Cup format!

32nd over: Sri Lanka 189-3 (Fernando 44, Mathews 0) Earlier in the over Fernando played a great shot, running down the track to scorch Allen through extra cover for four. He has looked so good since coming into the side against England, and I hope he goes on to make his first substantial score of the tournament.

Fabian Allen halves his ODI bowling average, and it’s all his own work. Mendis cracked a full toss back towards Allen, who flew to his right to take a spectacular two-handed catch. That was brilliant.

31st over: Sri Lanka 181-2 (Fernando 38, K Mendis 36) A short slower ball from Thomas is muscled over midwicket for four by Fernando.

“Good morning from DC, Rob!” says Kali Srikanth. “Pointing to Dal Dalby’s bonus point method, is/was/can-be useful if the pitches and weather conditions don’t matter as in the Six Nations. But county cricket has these unpredictable conditions to bear. It’s a good thought to start with, but eventually this all leads to one path, the T20 way (which would be awful).”

30th over: Sri Lanka 173-2 (Fernando 32, K Mendis 35) The left-arm spinner Allen is hurrying through his overs. Just three singles from that one, and he has figures of 4-0-14-0.

29th over: Sri Lanka 170-2 (Fernando 30, K Mendis 34) Mendis flicks the new bowler Thomas towards midwicket, where Brathwaite goes down in three easy installments and thus gives away four runs. West Indies’ fielding has been on the execrable side of egregious.

28th over: Sri Lanka 164-2 (Fernando 29, K Mendis 29) Mendis sweeps Allen round the corner for four. He can be erratic but when he’s in form he looks a terrific player; today he has raced to 29 from 29 balls.

27th over: Sri Lanka 158-2 (Fernando 28, K Mendis 24) Mendis manipulates Cottrell for three to bring up a run-a-ball fifty partnership.

26th over: Sri Lanka 151-2 (Fernando 27, K Mendis 17) Four singles from Allen’s second over, the last of which takes Sri Lanka to 150 and Allen t0 255. He still has one ODI wicket more than you and me, though.

“On the subject of tiebreakers, could there be an argument for bonus points like the 6 nations or county cricket?” says Dan Dalby. “Bowl a side out for under x Runs get an extra point. Score over 300 and get an extra point. Surely that would not only reward on-field performance but give an exciting game either a high-scoring thriller or a low-scoring tactical showdown?”

25th over: Sri Lanka 146-2 (Fernando 25, K Mendis 15) “Why not have a plate competition as well as the Cup?” says John Morrissey. “Retain the 10-team format, which, personally, I think is great, but add semi’s and a final for positions 5-8. Maintains interest for all involved and still gives the lesser or poorly performing teams chance for an upset and their day in the sun. Doesn’t solve the NNR, most wins etc. debate, I’ll grant…”

24th over: Sri Lanka 142-2 (Fernando 23, K Mendis 13) It’s time for a bit of spin from the left-armer Fabian Allen. His ODI bowling average is - and you’ll like this - 250. The only way is down, or at least it will be once he takes his second wicket. For the time being it is going up; one run from the over means it is now 251.

23rd over: Sri Lanka 141-2 (Fernando 23, K Mendis 12) Avishka Fernando is your new favourite cricketer. He has just pulled the new bowler Cottrell elegantly, lazily and quite devastatingly for an 83-metre six. He’s only 21, and it looks like Sri Lanka may have found one.

22nd over: Sri Lanka 133-2 (Fernando 15, K Mendis 12) There’s no pressure on the Sri Lankan batsmen, and they look like they are enjoying themselves. Mendis pounds a short ball from Holder for four, and then Fernando gets his first boundary with a gorgeous lofted straight drive.

“I think Dhoni is getting far too much stick for yesterday’s performance,” says Damian Burns. “The Kohli and Rohit have more to answer for with how they began to chase. To be 29-1 off ten when chasing a 300+ score is not good enough. They needed to start with more intent (yes I know Rohit went on to score a ton but that’s not the point).”

21st over: Sri Lanka 123-2 (Fernando 9, K Mendis 6) Kusal Mendis dumps a short ball from Brathwaite past mid-on for four, the highlight of another good over for Sri Lanka - 10 from it.

“Tiebreaking by ranking is a terrible idea I have to say,” says Chris Purcell. “Ranking is supposed to reflect performance, and having performance depend on the ranking is circular. In an ideal world, tiebreaks would be settled by an extra match. This is logistically impossible, so all methods like net run rate, games won etc are meant to simulate who would win in such a match up. The obvious thing to do then, is go by who won their previous match, or something along those lines.”

20th over: Sri Lanka 113-2 (Fernando 5, K Mendis 2) Jason Holder bowls a front-foot no-ball. That means a free hit, so Holder spears in a superb wide yorker that beats Fernando – and, alas, the keeper Hope. The ball scuttles between his legs for four byes.

“One more thought on the dispiriting go-slow by India – perhaps after Hardik’s dismissal they just totally gave up and decided to focus on protecting the net run rate (even though that should have also warranted some simple bat swinging),” says Shankar Mony. “I am thinking of Steve Waugh’s Australia dawdling to beat the WI in 1999, as they tried to ensure that NZ did not make the Super Sixes. Whatever the reason, India’s poor batting in the first ten and last five overs have made me feel they do not deserve to be World Cup winners, for not playing the game in the best of ways. Hard to imagine that Eng would have played like that under any circumstances!”

19th over: Sri Lanka 105-2 (Fernando 4, K Mendis 0) “I’ve done it, Rob,” says OB Jato. “I’ve solved the problem of tie-breakers: if two or more teams are stuck on the same number of points, the team with the biggest aggregate of followers on social media finishes highest. (Wait for England to include Piers Morgan in their World Cup squad ... Those would be real scenes!)”

Like I said: the 2035 World Cup playing regulations.

Kusal Perera has run himself out. He turned for a dodgy second, was rightly sent back by Fernando and was well short when Brathwaite collected Cottrell’s excellent throw and broke the stumps. That’s a blow to Sri Lanka because Perera was playing superbly. He hammered 64 from 51 balls.

18th over: Sri Lanka 102-1 (K Perera 62, Fernando 3) For the love of fielding. Perera swivel-pulls Holder towards deep backward square, where Pooran drops a simple running catch. Holder hoofs the ground in frustration.

17th over: Sri Lanka 97-1 (K Perera 59, Fernando 1) Fernando played two charming, frisky cameos against England and South Africa, scoring at more than a run a ball on both occasions. He has started more carefully here, with one from seven deliveries.

“Most wins in football is a dreadful idea, with three points already for a dire 1-0 and two for a couple of 3-3 thrillers,” says John Cox. “Fewest wins would be better.”

16th over: Sri Lanka 94-1 (K Perera 58, Fernando 0) Holder has shown the way with a decent spell of 4-0-15-1. The rest have combined figures of 12-1-78-0.

Avishka Fernando survives a review for LBW. He played around a full delivery from Jason Holder, who decided to take it upstairs when Bruce Oxenford said not out. Replays showed it was just missing leg stump, which means West Indies lose their review.

Karunaratne has gone, bottom-edging a cut through to the keeper. Jason Holder, who looks thoroughly hacked off with his team’s bowling and fielding, punches the air with feeling.

15th over: Sri Lanka 91-0 (Karunaratne 30, K Perera 58) Perera smears Brathwaite high over midwicket for a one-bounce four. He’s such a dangerous hitter, and West Indies have given him plenty to work with. Ten from the over.

14th over: Sri Lanka 81-0 (Karunaratne 27, K Perera 51) Perera takes a single off Holder to reach a robust, 38-ball fifty, his third of the tournament.It’s been far too easy for the Sri Lankan openers.

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13th over: Sri Lanka 77-0 (Karunaratne 25, K Perera 49) Carlos Brathwaite replaces Gabriel, who has flattering figures of 3-0-28-0, and is milked for eight runs. Sri Lanka will surely top their highest score in this tournament, 247 against Australia.

“Morning Rob,” says Brian Withington. “After yesterday and the Afghanistan-Pakistan thriller on Saturday, quite frankly it’s a blessed relief to be able to simply enjoy watching a game today without too much invested in the outcome. It looked like Dhoni felt a similar lack of engagement yesterday - doubtless saving himself for the knock-out stages whilst purely coincidentally making it harder for the resurgent Pakistan ‘cornered tigers’ to get there.”

12th over: Sri Lanka 69-0 (Karunaratne 24, K Perera 42) “Most wins’ as a tie-breaker is an odd choice, especially in a game as weather-dependent as cricket in Britain,” says Phil Russell. “ Although bizarrely I wonder if most wins might be a better tie-breaker in football before going to goal difference? Anyway here is my shortlist of alternatives so far, all of which I think are better than ‘most wins’ and focus on the most important thing in cricket - giving fans with a short attention span what they want:

11th over: Sri Lanka 63-0 (Karunaratne 21, K Perera 39) Jason Holder leaves the field for a few minutes - to cut his toenails and fingernails. Seriously. He’s sitting by the boundary with a pair of nail clippers. That’s one of the stranger things I’ve seen in a World Cup. West Indies need him back on the field, because Shannon Gabriel is bowling pitifully. Perera hits three: consecutive boundaries: a gloved pull down the leg side, a smoother swivel-pull and finally an expansive drive over mid-on. He has 39 from 29 balls, and his aggressive hitting prompts a welcome blast of Song 2 over the tannoy.

10th over: Sri Lanka 49-0 (Karunaratne 20, K Perera 26) For the umpteenth time in his captaincy career, a weary Jason Holder brings himself on in an attempt to clean up the mess. Karunaratne takes a dodgy single on the leg side, and Perera is happy to see Ambris’s throw miss the stumps. I think he would have been out with a direct hit.

“Proposal: use rankings as tie-breaker,” says Abhinato Sensarma. “If two or more teams end up with same number of points and wins, the higher ranked team gets the higher position on the WC table. This contextualises bilateral matches while also incentivising long-term excellence in one go!”

9th over: Sri Lanka 47-0 (Karunaratne 19, K Perera 25) “What did you make of the Dhoni show (he holds such sway it was surely him and not Jadhav who decided?) yesterday?” says Andrew Hurley. “Cricket gets into such a spin about Mankading etc (which I see no issue with as the batsman is trying to cheat and advance ahead of time, risk/reward etc) yet has no issue with India effectively the equivalent of a non-trier in horse-racing. Ps, I didn’t have a bet! (but find it appalling).”

Well, it didn’t look great, but they needed 62 from four overs so I can understand why Dhoni decided to have a net. He’s never really cared about PR, which paradoxically is one of the reasons he has 7.49m Twitter followers.

8th over: Sri Lanka 43-0 (Karunaratne 19, K Perera 22) A full, wide delivery from Thomas is driven over point by Karunaratne. West Indies are bowling dismally.

7th over: Sri Lanka 39-0 (Karunaratne 15, K Perera 22) Shannon Gabriel replaces Cottrell, who bowled an unusually poor opening spell of 3-0-17-0. He almost strikes with his third ball, when a leading edge from Perera lands just short of mid-off. The follow-up is leg-stump filth that is flicked fine for four by Perera. Six f-words in that sentence, but not the big one.

I supsect a few West Indies fans used the big one when Gabriel again strayed onto Perera’s pads and was again flicked for four. Ian Bishop, on commentary, settled for, “My goodness. This is not good.”

6th over: Sri Lanka 28-0 (Karunaratne 14, K Perera 13) A maiden from Thomas.

“Re: Tiebreakers being number of wins before Net RR,” says Chris Parker. “I agree on this being the wrong method (this has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that my beloved Durham were knocked out of the One-Day Cup as a result of this stupid rule). Percentage of completed games won would be a better method, as it’s not exactly the team’s fault they had games rained off.”

5th over: Sri Lanka 28-0 (Karunaratne 14, K Perera 13) Perera chargesdown the track to flat bat Cottrell over mid-off for four. West Indies are bowling a lot of short stuff, probably too much.

4th over: Sri Lanka 22-0 (Karunaratne 13, K Perera 8) Karunaratne slaps a back cut for four off Thomas. West Indies have started, a-hem, imperfectly. They seem determined to bounce Sri Lanka out.

“Dead rubber?” sniffs Mike Suffield. “Is this not a critical day for #pitchwatch ahead of Wednesday’s match between England and New Zealand. Are both matches using the same one?”

3rd over: Sri Lanka 17-0 (Karunaratne 9, K Perera 7) Karunaratne drags Cottrell onto his front boot, after which the ball spins back towards the stumps. He reacts smartly to cuff it away with the back of the bat, and then flicks deftly past short fine leg for his first boundary. He gets four more later in the over with a flick through midwicket. This is a good start for Sri Lanka.

“What in the world were the great MSD and Kedar doing yesterday?” sniffs Amod Paranjape. “Being an MSD backer in a house full of Pant fanatics, it was left to me to explain. I said I would ask Rob and so there.”

2nd over: Sri Lanka 8-0 (Karunaratne 1, K Perera 7) Kusal Perera gets the first boundary, slamming a length ball from Oshane Thomas through the covers. That was a cracking shot from a player who has had a decent tournament: average 43, strike rate 101.

“It’s interesting that we’ve got this far without a true dead rubber - a few games in it was looking very much as though the top four would be done and dusted by now, but due to some fumbling by England and New Zealand we’ve got big games until Wednesday at least, and possibly right up to the last match,” says David Hopkins. “Maybe the World Cup has finally happened upon a decent format?”

1st over: Sri Lanka 2-0 (Karunaratne 1, K Perera 1) Sheldon Cottrell, who has been West Indies’ best player at this tournament by a distance, bowls the first over. He’s not happy with the footholds, as he is skidding a little when he lands. Two runs from the over, and there’s nothing else to say.

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“I’ve spent my Monday morning listening to Disintegration on repeat (after spending yesterday evening remembering how much I flipping love the Cure),” says Matt Dony. “I imagine both teams looking at each other, knowing their World Cup is effectively over, thinking ‘We’re in the same deep water as you.’ They’re probably feeling homesick, but have to get the last dances out of the way first. Maybe even falling into the cowardly trap of invoking prayers for rain. Or something.”

I’m sensing an emotional Sunday night in the Dony household, and possibly a clink in the recycling bin this morning.

Sri Lanka Karunaratne, K Perera, Fernando, K Mendis, Mathews, Thirimanne, de Silva, Udana, Vandersay, Rajitha, Malinga.

West Indies Gayle, Ambris, Hope (wk), Pooran, Hetmyer, Holder (c), Brathwaite, Allen, Cottrell, Thomas, Gabriel.

Dimuth Karunaratne says he would have done the same. He then announces that Sri Lanka have made three changes and that, er, he can’t remember what they are.

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Morning. After a long wait, and enough broken promises to fill at least two episodes of EastEnders, we finally have the first dead rubber of the tournament. Put the Valium away, let your fingernails grow unmolested; today’s entertainment is pulse-stabilisingly unimportant.

West Indies have been out of the competition for ages, at least in their own minds, while Sri Lanka were finished off by a combination of England’s win over India and the tournament regulations. Although they can still reach 10 points, the same as England, they would have fewer wins and that comes before net run rate as a tiebreaker. (I’m not sure that is remotely fair, by the way.)

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