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Australia v New Zealand: third Test, day one – as it happened

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Here is the report of day one at the SCG.

Related: More misery for New Zealand as Marnus Labuschagne hits another century

New Zealand’s disastrous tour plumbed new depths on the opening day of the Sydney Test. The visitors made five changes to the side that was rolled over in Melbourne, the “outs” including injured stars Kane Williamson and Trent Boult. That meant a callow XI featuring two frontline spinners; so of course stand-in skipper Tom Latham lost the toss and was forced to bowl first on a docile pitch under cloudless skies.

The popgun Kiwi attack celebrated the wicket of Joe Burns (18) before lunch and David Warner (45) shortly afterwards but they then had to admire another massive partnership between Marnus Labuschagne and Steve Smith. Labuschagne, who remains unbeaten on 130, batted superbly all day for his fourth Test century this summer. He offered a couple of edges through the cordon but they went into gaps that were not plugged. He scored heavily on the on-side but most handsomely through the off, cover-driving gloriously at regular intervals.

90th over: Australia 283-3 (Labuschagne 130, Wade 22) Matt Henry sends down a maiden to wrap things up for the day.

89th over: Australia 283-3 (Labuschagne 130, Wade 22) A distinct absence of fire and brimstone from Wagner in his last spell of the day, and it concludes with Australia’s batsmen exchanging singles.

Crowd, Day 1, SCG: 36,420.

Last year, v India, it was 33,678.

88th over: Australia 280-3 (Labuschagne 129, Wade 20) Henry back into the fray and he settles quickly into a tidy line and length in an over that features two singles.

87th over: Australia 278-3 (Labuschagne 128, Wade 19) Wagner is lacking spite in his final spell of the day and Wade is delighted, rocking back and slapping a short ball through mid-on for four, then hoicking a pull for six, before pulling through midwicket for four more! That will give Australia’s no.5 plenty of satisfaction after their summer-long duel.

86th over: Australia 264-3 (Labuschagne 128, Wade 5) CdG continues, this time around the wicket to Wade. There’s shape in the air from the big man but nothing that threatens a wicket. Wade even pinches the strike from the final delivery.

85th over: Australia 263-3 (Labuschagne 128, Wade 4) Wagner gets a late dash with the new ball, and he has the good fortune of seeing his old mate Matthew Wade on strike. It’s not the best over from the left-arm enforcer though, Wade milking a single before Labuschagne shows his sublime touch by cashing in on a wide half-volley that he sends galloping through the covers.

84th over: Australia 258-3 (Labuschagne 124, Wade 3) Australia regroup quickly after the surprise wicket, Wade glancing three then Labuschagne drilling a gorgeous four through the covers.

Dan’s point, below, is interesting. It would be easy to view Smith’s knock as stodgy and, in the circumstances, lacking an end product. But he still scored 60+ and forced New Zealand to bowl all day. As England fans can testify following the end of Jonathan Trott’s career - be careful what you wish for.

Another slow innings by Smith that will lead to reams of copy about him struggling but will still be critical to Aust establishing a platform to win another Test match #AusvNZ

That sound you can hear is your humble correspondent eating a large dish of humble pie. CdG has just dismissed Steve Smith with a classical out-swinger that kissed the deck, found the edge of the bat, and landed in the safe hands of first slip. I don’t think anybody saw that coming.

83rd over: Australia 251-2 (Labuschagne 120, Smith 63) Searching for swing, Henry dishes up a wide half-volley to Labuschagne who leans into a perfect cover drive that was four from the moment it left the bowler’s hand. Meanwhile, in the stats world, Smith and Labuschagne are playing duelling averages, the newcomer edging closer to the man he replaced as a concussion substitute a few short months ago.

82nd over: Australia 245-2 (Labuschagne 115, Smith 63) CdG reprises his role as close-to the most unthreatening new-ball bowler in test history. Smith respects the gentle 117kph out-swingers, defending the straight ones, leaving the wide ones, playing out the first non-Wagner maiden of the day.

81st over: Australia 245-2 (Labuschagne 115, Smith 63) “It’s starting to get a little ugly for the tourists” says James Brayshaw on TV, roughly seven hours after things started to get ugly for the tourists. New Zealand try to remedy their disfigurement by taking the new ball that’s on offer and handing it to Matt Henry at the Randwick end. He opens with a couple of yorkers around off-stump then his third delivery lands on a good length and finds the outside edge of Labuschagne’s bat, but the centurion’s hands were soft and the ball skips away for four through third-man.

80th over: Australia 241-2 (Labuschagne 110, Smith 63) A couple of singles form Somerville’s over, possibly the last with the current ball.

79th over: Australia 239-2 (Labuschagne 109, Smith 63) Today’s report could be abbreviated to something like: “Australia took command of the match by nudging singles into the on-side”. Very little else seems to have happened. It occurs again this Astle over, and would happen a second time but Labuschagne returns for a second. Smith then bucks the trend with a rare push into the off-side for a run. Exhilarating this is not, but a credit to the patience, hunger and determination of the pair at the crease.

78th over: Australia 236-2 (Labuschagne 107, Smith 62) The very first appeal since I took over the OBO two-and-a-half hours ago comes from Will Somerville, bellowing for an LBW against Marnus Labuschagne. His entreaty is declined on-field but he convinces Tom Latham to REVIEW but, as expected, the ball pitched outside leg-stump, as you might imagine for a right-arm bowler adopting an approach from around the wicket to a right-handed batter.

77th over: Australia 234-2 (Labuschagne 106, Smith 61) Astle gives Wagner a break before the second new ball is due. The sunnies are still on, the flight is still there, but there’s no venom to unsettle either batsman. Australia’s effortless accumulation continues.

76th over: Australia 231-2 (Labuschagne 104, Smith 60) Somerville has offered little threat today and when Australia have set their mind to scoring runs against him they’ve done so with ease. Four arrive this over, the most aesthetically pleasing two coming from the blade of Steve Smith driving through the covers.

75th over: Australia 227-2 (Labuschagne 103, Smith 57) Wagner continues to charge in and hurl rocks towards Steve Smith’s ribcage. Nothing misbehaves this over though and Smith advances his score by one.

Smith has now faced 40 balls from Wagner today, and taken five singles from him. #AusvNZ

74th over: Australia 226-2 (Labuschagne 103, Smith 56) Will Somerville is back for his third spell as we sleepwalk towards the close of play. An uneventful over sees Smith advance his score by three with two shots into the on-side.

73rd over: Australia 223-2 (Labuschagne 103, Smith 53) Wagner really does deserve a better support crew than he’s been given. He squares Smith up, then rips a jaffa past Labuschagne’s outside edge - with a ball 73-overs old. Time for the final drinks break of the day.

72nd over: Australia 222-2 (Labuschagne 103, Smith 52) Altogether now in your finest Richie Benaud voice: “It’s choo for choo choo choo”.

Steve Smith nurdles a single from the opening delivery of Colin de Grandhomme’s over, allowing Marnus Labuschagne on strike on 99. He’s not there for long. CdG leaks onto the right-hander’s pads and a fine glance beats the ring and dribbles away to the fine-leg fence for four. The helmet comes off, the bat’s raised, and Australia’s no.3 celebrates his fourth ton in five Tests. What a run-machine he is turning into.

71st over: Australia 217-2 (Labuschagne 99, Smith 51) Yikes! Wagner has Smith fending around his left armpit after aborting a duck, and the half-centurion is lucky not to guide the ball straight to leg-slip. He survives, and after the fourth ball manages to get off strike. Can Labuschagne get to three figures? No, not this time, and he almost ends on 99 fishing at a wider length delivery angled across him by Wagner, the only man to unsettle this pair all afternoon.

70th over: Australia 216-2 (Labuschagne 99, Smith 50) Colin de Grandhomme replaces Todd Astle and Labuschagne immediately advances to 99 with a push to midwicket. The first four deliveries of CdG’s spell are all under 120kph - and none of them are change-of-pace slower balls. One of those hits that same spot Astle found earlier and keeps alarmingly low. Smith survives and then tips and runs to bring up his half-century, one that began and ended in painstaking fashion, with some fluency in-between.

69th over: Australia 214-2 (Labuschagne 98, Smith 49) Labuschagne looks a little skittish for the first time today as he attempts to engineer his century against Wagner. He’s safe enough with the basics of bat on ball but he’s edgy between the wickets and almost runs himself out taking off for a single that Smith smartly refuses.

As things stand, batsmen with 2 of the 4 highest averages ever are batting*.

*The minimum qualification of 20 innings is too low, in my opinion - but it is what it is. #AUSvNZpic.twitter.com/vsvTN3E3cc

68th over: Australia 213-2 (Labuschagne 97, Smith 49) Astle has done well enough to keep himself in the attack either side of tea, and another well-flighted over goes for just one. Smith is treading water again.

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67th over: Australia 212-2 (Labuschagne 96, Smith 49) There’s a buzz around the SCG as Wagner is invited to inject a little life into a moribund afternoon. But he starts with a gentle half-volley to Labuschagne that’s clipped gracefully through midwicket for three. That brings Smith on strike, which means more short balls targeted at the ribcage. They are negotiated safely on this occasion, prompting the latest in a long line of glove changes.

66th over: Australia 209-2 (Labuschagne 93, Smith 49) Three runs from Astle’s latest over, one notable for a ball that kept very low just outside off stump. Not much has misbehaved off the pitch today but that was a disconcerting sight.

Time for more Wagner...

65th over: Australia 206-2 (Labuschagne 91, Smith 48) Labuschagne gets away with another rare error. For the second time in an hour or so he drives away from his body and watches the ball fly through the vacant third-fourth slip region. That’s exactly the plan New Zealand has set for Labuschagne with Henry bowling but the fielders in the cordon were not stationed in the right places.

64th over: Australia 199-2 (Labuschagne 84, Smith 48) This is low-octane cricket at the moment with Australia casually accumulating runs. Astle goes for three.

Marnus Labuschagne joining some esteemed company with his golden summer #AUSvNZpic.twitter.com/KkHznXhS97

63rd over: Australia 196-2 (Labuschagne 82, Smith 47) Century partnership for Labuschagne and Smith. Another Henry over comes and goes like a passing cloud.

62nd over: Australia 194-2 (Labuschagne 81, Smith 46) Astle’s over begins with Labuschagne executing one of the shots of the day. He advanced to the pitch of the ball, but in a manner that opened his body a fraction, allowing his fast and strong wrists to come from in to out to glide the ball through the covers. Beautiful cricket shot.

61st over: Australia 188-2 (Labuschagne 76, Smith 45) Just the one from Henry’s over. This partnership patiently resetting after the interval.

I mentioned at tea - a little tongue-in-cheek - that Tim Paine may already be planning for a declaration considering the bad weather and poor air quality that may disrupt the weekend. It will be interesting to see if this pair look to kick on and up the scoring rate once they’re set after tea, before the second new ball arrives. Without trying Australia are ticking along at 3rpo but they may choose to get a wriggle on while conditions are optimal for them to do so and buy them some time later in the Test. Yeah, I’m grasping for talking points.

60th over: Australia 187-2 (Labuschagne 75, Smith 45) Astle continues with his leggies, and it’s a tidy resumption of his spell, going for just one - and that run the product of confusing Smith with his flight.

59th over: Australia 185-2 (Labuschagne 74, Smith 44) Matt Henry opens the bowling after tea, and he does so from around the wicket to Steve Smith. He doesn’t have the menace of Neil Wagner though, and Smith is quickly off strike with a paddle to square-leg. The tactic to Labuschagne could scarcely be more different, New Zealand packing the off-side and making him chase away from his body. Again, the batsman curtails the planning with an easy single. What this over confirmed was that this surface is gently paced and consistent, allowing batsmen to trust the bounce and ride it off the back-foot accordingly.

Todd Astle bowling in wraparound shades appreciation post.

One obvious benefit of New Zealand fielding two spinners is the over-rate. We’re already 58-overs deep into the day, meaning we’re only two behind schedule, meaning we may get close to hitting the scheduled 5.30pm close of play.

Steve Smith 42 off 63 balls since he got off the mark... #AusvNZ

Another session to Australia. they might have lost David Warner just after lunch, and Steve Smith might have taken an age to get off the mark, but the runs are now flowing on a docile pitch against a popgun attack. Tim Paine is probably already sizing up the weather (and air quality) forecast and preparing declaration strategies.

58th over: Australia 182-2 (Labuschagne 73, Smith 42) Nice over from Astle, first landing his wrong ‘un then beating Smith with his flight, drawing a mistimed drive.

57th over: Australia 180-2 (Labuschagne 72, Smith 41) Somerville is now coming around the wicket to the right-handers, asking a slightly different question of first Labuschagne, then Smith. The former looks a tad uneasy until he rotates the strike, allowing Smith to use his feet and clip a couple to midwicket.

James Hannan has joined in the conversation about Neil Wagner. “As to the current furore (if it can be called that) over Wagner’s bouncer barrage, I think most people are forgetting Australia are two up in the series and have posted large totals in each of their first digs. The problem isn’t Wagner, it’s that he’s had no support. The man is pure phenomenon and we need more like him. Did anyone see the push ups he did at the top of his mark in 40 degree heat in Perth, just before he ran in for another over?” You won’t find Adam or I disagreeing with you James.

56th over: Australia 177-2 (Labuschagne 71, Smith 39) Astle is bowling in some crisp 90s-looking wraparound shades that give him the feel of Mark Waugh rolling his arm over in grade cricket. They don’t help him when he drops too short and wide, allowing Smith to calmly guide a four behind point.

55th over: Australia 171-2 (Labuschagne 70, Smith 34) Spin from both ends again with Will Somerville back into the attack. His stump-to-stump offies are worked into the on-side for three singles and a three as Australia continue their serene progress.

54th over: Australia 165-2 (Labuschagne 68, Smith 30) Todd Astle’s leg-spin is called upon once more. Smith is patient with the ones that land on a good length, but he kicks himself for missing out on the long-hop that he slaps straight to the ring fielder. A maiden is there for the taking but Astle can’t join the dots, offering a hint of width from ball six that Smith steers down to third-man.

53rd over: Australia 163-2 (Labuschagne 68, Smith 28) Henry keeps Smith honest in an over that goes for just the one single.

Not sure I would be overstating the use of umpires with regards to Wagner,” emails Peter Warrington. “As far they are concerned there is no such thing as intimidatory bowling, not even the ball that Cummins cleaned Anderson up with in Perth a couple if summers ago. Or the alleged Beamer of J Archer. Seems umps think people wanna see the quicks go at it?”. That’s up to them, and the ICC to decide. In the meantime Wagner is free to bowl in his current manner, which is creatively solving a problem that has tormented the very best bowlers for years.

52nd over: Australia 162-2 (Labuschagne 68, Smith 27) CdG’s gentle medium pace goes for two this over. It’s a glorified net for these two Australians at the moment, and that net is one of the middle ones, used by bowlers sharpening-up for the second or third XIs.

51st over: Australia 160-2 (Labuschagne 67, Smith 26) Oooh, that mistake New Zealand are desperate for almost arrived. Labuschagne drove loosely outside off, releasing his bottom hand from the bat in the process, but the resulting edge flies harmlessly through the gap where a third or fourth slip might have been stationed. The four runs from that streaky effort sit alongside four singles and a two in the scorebook documenting a dot-less over for Matt Henry.

50th over: Australia 150-2 (Labuschagne 61, Smith 22) CdG’s recall ends the experiment with spin for now, just as Australia were getting on top of both Astle and Somerville. De Grandhomme goes for three easy singles in an innocuous over. The match is now in a very one-sided passage with Australia scoring runs with the minimum of fuss and New Zealand looking unable to do anything about it.

49th over: Australia 147-2 (Labuschagne 60, Smith 20) Just the single to Smith from Henry’s latest over.

48th over: Australia 146-2 (Labuschagne 60, Smith 19) If Australia were becalmed in the hour after lunch they’re going through the gears now. Labuschagne takes Somerville high over midwicket for six, then clips another effortless two to move into the 60s. On this surface, with this attack, it’s going to take an error of judgement from one of these run-hungry batsmen to generate a breakthrough.

47th over: Australia 138-2 (Labuschagne 52, Smith 19) Matt Henry’s back for a burst to disrupt the rhythm of spin from both ends, and he almost jags Smith with a leg-glance that flies just wide of the diving leg-gully.

46th over: Australia 135-2 (Labuschagne 51, Smith 17) Somerville, like Astle, has landed his spinners extremely well, offering New Zealand good control .But this is a first day pitch so there are no demons and the slow turn is easy to see onto the face of the bat for batsmen of this class. One of those batsmen is Marnus Labuschagne, who reaches 50 for the sixth time in seven innings this summer with a push into the off-side that some good running turns into three runs. Smith then gets in on the act by cutting another four after engineering some width by dropping deep in his crease.

Raf from Melbourne has taken the contrarian position on the excellent bowling of Neil Wagner. “When you say Wagner cannot be faulted, is it ok if we fault him for only having such good figures because he’s being allowed to flagrantly break the laws of cricket on number of bouncers an over and on negative leg side bowling? He is doing a tremendous job of maintaining accuracy over long spells of this awful tactic, no doubt, but if he’s allowed to keep doing it we’re going to see every team in world cricket doing this and Tests turn into slow-scoring borefests. There’s a reason that limited over cricket has even harsher restrictions on bowling like this, but Test cricket has rules against it too. I’m impressed by bowlers who beat batsmen by bowling within the laws. I’m not impressed with this whole Wagner love-in when his whole tactic is to just bowl in a way that is so artificially difficult to hit that it would trigger instant wide calls in limited over cricket, until the batsmen get bored and frustrated.”

45th over: Australia 128-2 (Labuschagne 48, Smith 13) Astle continues, but his seventh over contains a rare long-hop that Smith does not miss out on, slashing through cover for four.

44th over: Australia 123-2 (Labuschagne 47, Smith 9) Smith is easing into his work now, regularly finding that single just behind square on the leg-side to keep the partnership ticking along. With spin from both ends Smith is now batting in his baggy green, which will delight the felt fetishists out there. Labuschagne retains his lid, which, as long retired junior scorer, I appreciate, for distinguishing the two right-handed batsmen out in the middle.

Thank you very much Adam.

Remember to retune your emails and tweets to the following addresses: @JPHowcroft and jonathan.howcroft.casual@theguardian.com.

43rd over: Australia 121-2 (Labuschagne 46, Smith 8) Appropriately, it is Todd Astle for the final over of this third hour and my stint on the OBO today. Labuschagne collects a couple early in the over through midwicket before playing the rest with respect. As he should. This man commandsrespect. On that note, I’m handing over to JP Howcroft with drinks on the field. Talk tomorrow!

42nd over: Australia 119-2 (Labuschagne 44, Smith 8) Right, Will Somerville is back for his first go of the middle session and is immediately spinning a long way back at Labuschagne, beating his inside edge. There’s an appeal for leg before but not a convincing one. When Smith gets his chance he gets down the track to time it beautifully through midwicket for his first boundary. He miscues in defence to finish but the task is changing for New Zealand here. They have to stay patient.

Samson yet again: the most number of balls faced without scoring, then converted into a ton, was 37 when Colin Cowdrey went on with it against India in 1964.

40th over: Australia 114-2 (Labuschagne 43, Smith 4) Astle, the absolute boy, goes again. Smith, far more comfortable in his skin now, comes down the track to whip two to start the over. That’s the guy we know. He plays the rest out carefully.

How about Andrew Samson on SEN? “39 balls to get off the mark is the most by an Australian since David Boon against the West Indies in the Port of Spain in 1991.” Firstly, I remember that. But more importantly, how does he find such a thing?

40th over: Australia 112-2 (Labuschagne 43, Smith 2) As Smith struggles, his little mate continues to take singles when he pleases, putting the former captain back on strike straight away. And he get off the mark with one around the corner! It took him 39 balls to do so, would you believe it. The SCG crowd go up as though he’s brought up a century - very good from them. Smith can laugh at it too, putting his hand in the air to acknowledge the reception as Wagner pats him on the back. A replay shows that Labuschagne, who was heading to the danger end, only just made his ground with a dive when the ball past the stumps. Later in the over he takes another to deep backward square and the crowd are up with him again.

39th over: Australia 108-2 (Labuschagne 41, Smith 0) The madness continues, Smith failing to take a single when it is there after deflecting from short leg, then clipping a short ball straight into the fielder in that position. He leaves a big-turning leggie to finish. Excellent work, TODDY ASTLE! 38 dots for Smith!

38th over: Australia 107-2 (Labuschagne 40, Smith 0) Wagner and Smith, what a couple of crazy cats! Smith is refusing to engage with the determined short attack from over the wicket. Not quite in the Wade manner - he’s using his bat. But with that comes risk too, the final ball prompting a chorus oooooh and aaaaahhh from behind the wicket as Smith tries and fails to get his first run behind square. The ball trickles away no more than a few metres from his glove. 33 dots now! Captivating! Wagner has figures of 12-6-15-1. He cannot be faulted.

Someone commission a Wagner and Smith sitcom. #AUSvNZ

37th over: Australia 107-2 (Labuschagne 40, Smith 0) I’m ALL IN on Todd Astle. In the best tradition of leggies, he’s almost all the way through a very tidy over at Labuschagne before giving him a BIG full toss to smash away. Performance art.

36th over: Australia 103-2 (Labuschagne 36, Smith 0) Wagner is clearly loving this, smiling each time Smith can’t get him away. 27 is the only number that matters here: the amount of dots the world’s best player has faced in a row. Remarkable.

35th over: Australia 102-2 (Labuschagne 35, Smith 0) Astle now with his throwback hair/shades/action - I’m well into his narrative. Smith gets five balls to work with here after Labuschagne gives him the strike with the first delivery bu the result is the same: 24 balls, yet to get off the mark! He’s furious when missing a long-hop too, picking out the man at point rather perfectly. This is good stuff.

So far today, both Shane Warne and Mark Waugh have stated that Marnus Labuschagne debuted in Tests in the Sydney Test last year. That Dubai series v Pakistan must not have got much cut through with the members of the comm box. #AUSvNZ

34th over: Australia 101-2 (Labuschagne 34, Smith 0) Wagner is less interested in the short stuff at Labuschagne, which is surprising given it worked in the second dig at Perth. He gets off strike with one to fine leg, giving Smith two balls to deal with from his nemesis. He does so, with soft hands. 19 balls, zero runs for Smith.

33rd over: Australia 100-2 (Labuschagne 33, Smith 0) Labuschagne gives the strike back to Smith from the first ball of the new over, the former captain moving around more in the crease than usual to line up with de Grandhomme outside the off stump. He’s been out there for 15 balls without scoring, make that 16 - an inside edge that spits out to midwicket. And 17, when defending the final offering.

32nd over: Australia 99-2 (Labuschagne 32, Smith 0) Right, now it’s Wagner v Smith. Over the wicket to begin, bumping him right away - ducked. He’s into that awkward zone next up, on Smith’s hip, playing just behind square. That wasn’t a long way from the catcher at short leg. Another duck is required in response to the bouncer that follows; right on the money. At the stumps, Smith defends with soft hands - good batting. “That’s the hard bit for Smith here,” says Simon Katich on SEN. “He gets so few balls to get forward to with so much short stuff that it’s not easy to get into the righ position.” He does to finish, Wagner - now from round the wicket - turned safely along the ground to leg gully. A maiden it is. Probing.

31st over: Australia 99-2 (Labuschagne 32, Smith 0) Labuschagne plays a good de Grandhomme over watchfully, only getting out of his defensive posture in order to flick a couple out to midwicket when the chance presents. He’s in great nick.

30th over: Australia 97-2 (Labuschagne 30, Smith 0) Men still out for Labuschagne with Wagner at him but two conventional slips too. And that’s where he draws him into a false stroke, beating him outside the line of the off-stump. He didn’t need to play at it but the angle was so wide, he felt as though he needed to. With a single into the on side to finish, the Queenslander is into the 30s and keeps the strike.

“Neil Wagner quite clearly takes the cake for being the gutsiest international bowler in the world,” writes Abhijato Sensarma. “He’s got the ranking he does in Test match cricket for a reason. His leg theory lines have proved to be the only tactic which has troubled the otherwise peerless Aussie batsmen so far. The length and frequency of his spells is unparalleled in my opinion. Salute to the most effective workhorse on this tour!” Too right.

29th over: Australia 96-2 (Labuschagne 29, Smith 0) Labuschagne is straight back into accumulation mode, tucking de Grandhomme around the corner. Remarkable to think that Warner has an average of 6.5 against Wagner in the series, to whom he’s fallen four times. That’s the real quiz, which Smith returns to next over.

Wagner has got Warner four times this series for 26 runs off 57 balls #AUSvNZ

28th over: Australia 95-2 (Labuschagne 28, Smith 0) Smith’s turn, who has fallen to Wagner’s short ball every time he’s been dismissed this series and he allows his first delivery out there to strike him on the stomach! “It’s a legitimate tactic,” says Simon Katich on SEN radio, pre-empting the usual whingeing. Well played, Neil Wagner. What a tour he’s had. The key question: can someone back him up?

Warner's gone! Sharp catch from de Grandhomme! #AUSvNZ live: https://t.co/rx14Qs3S0ipic.twitter.com/TrpLXm6UpD

It works! He’s done it again! Wagner has the field spread for an error on the short ball and that’s what Warner has made, pulling straight to de Grandhomme at leg gully. That’s the fourth time he’s picked the opener up in the series. What a (re)start!

The players are back on the field. Warner is on strike, resuming on 45. Wagner gets his second crack, setting the field immediately for the short stuff. PLAY!

A reminder of those donation/auction details.

The boys are auctioning off their signed playing shirts from the Boxing Day Test in support of communities impacted by bushfires. All proceeds will go to @RedCrossAU.

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“G’day Adam.” Hi Murray Henman.“Has anyone (ICC / CA / SCG) issued any standards for whether / when the players should come off for smoke?”

Good question. I heard Kevin Roberts before play making it clear that the players will come off as and when they need to with smoke - that’s been clear all week. I’ll take a look through the public comments if they’ve specified when that’d be.

Australia’s session. It was always destined to be so after they won the chance to bat first at the toss. As I mentioned a couple of overs ago, the Black Caps bowled really well in the second half an hour to build pressure - a period that culiminated in de Grandhomme winning Burns’ outside edge to Taylor. As usual, Wagner was the catalyst of that tightening, Henry bowling nicely too. However, it fell away from the moment Labuschagne walked out to the middle, timing the ball immaculately from the outset. He and Warner have added 56 in 78 balls.

27th over: Australia 95-1 (Warner 45, Labuschagne 28) Spin from both ends before the break, Todd Astle on with his leggies - bowling in the shades! Very 1990s, as is his no-nonsense action after skipping to the crease. Like it. As does Warner, who is sweeping before the over is done, albeit straight to the man at backward square. “How good is it seeing two spinners on at the SCG before lunch on day one?” asks Kerry O on telly. Labuschagne defends two accurate leggies to finish. LUNCH!

26th over: Australia 93-1 (Warner 44, Labuschagne 27) Somerville is cut away off the back foot from Warner for two to begin the over, bringing up the 50 partnership between these two in just 67 balls. He’s on the back foot again from the next ball, time time slapping forward of point for three more. His length improves from there but it is another over going Australia’s way. After the Black Caps did so well in the second half an hour, culminating in the wicket of Joe Burns on the cusp of drinks, the hosts have dominated the rest of the session to date. There will probably be one more over before lunch, two if they rush.

25th over: Australia 87-1 (Warner 39, Labuschagne 26) Labuschagne is on one here, I reckon. The moment Henry strays ever so slightly to a middle and leg line, he’s onto it with a leg glance that skips away for four. There’s an element of risk associated with that stroke against a bowler like Henry who generates movement off the track, but you would never know it from the way it was executed.

24th over: Australia 79-1 (Warner 37, Labuschagne 22) A lot to like about Somerville’s bouncing approach and high action, creating ample dip. He has a short leg but can’t get one quite in that zone to Labuschagne, who started the with a couple carved to deep point and finished sweeping two more to deep square.

23rd over: Australia 75-1 (Warner 37, Labuschagne 18) Henry is back on the field and back into the attack. Labuschagne has to deal with one in the ribs early in the over and he works it away for a couple. Good batting. They finish the over with three easy singles in a row, which is a pretty bad sign for the Black Caps with quarter of an hour left on the clock until lunch on the opening day.

12:07pm Day One and the Mexican Wave is already going at the SCG #AUSvNZ

22nd over: Australia 70-1 (Warner 36, Labuschagne 14) This is a nice moment, Will Somerville into the attack for his first Test on what was his home ground for New South Wales in the Sheffield Shield until a couple of years ago. He’s straight on the mark to Labuschagne to begin, then Warner - his old teammate - to finish.

21st over: Australia 69-1 (Warner 36, Labuschagne 13) “Rhythm is gone,” says Isa Guha of Colin de Grandhomme as Warner smashes him through cover once again. The all-rounder recovers well but the shape and bite from earlier has disappeared over the last couple of overs. I suspect it might be still to do with his footing.

20th over: Australia 65-1 (Warner 32, Labuschagne 13) Wagner into his sixth over, Labuschagne showing the respect he deserves. A third maiden from him.

19th over: Australia 65-1 (Warner 32, Labuschagne 13) de Grandhomme is having a bit of an issue with his front foot, overstepping by a long way after looking down at where he should be landing. He’s sliding on arrival, the replay shows, which is never a good thing for a seamer’s confidence. Warner is all over a half-volley to finish, giving it the threatment through extra cover. This hasn’t been the opener’s most convincing morning at the office but he’s into the 30s and still standing.

18th over: Australia 58-1 (Warner 26, Labuschagne 13) WARNER NEARLY OUT HOOKING! Wagner was spot on with his bumper, winning a fat top edge. Will Somerville was the man running in from long-leg in front of the members but he misjudged the approach, pulling out instead of diving. Should have made it to the contest, in footy speak. Urgh. Wagner is doing everything right, as usual.

17th over: Australia 57-1 (Warner 25, Labuschagne 13) de Grandhomme to Warner, who takes one to square leg that nearly causes some bother between the wickets before both batsmen reach their ground. Is it just me or does running between the wickets become far more of a talking point when Labuschagne is out there? Maybe that says more about how many hours he has batted this summer. More an issue when he’s partnering with Smith, to be fair. They’re a lock for a run out soon.

“Matt Henry is very much like the Chris Woakes of New Zealand Cricket,” writes Sachin Paul. “I have never seen him have a bad game or be his side’s worst bowler, yet when they have to cut a bowler, he always seems to incur the wrath of captains and selectors because of other iconic duos (Branderson/Bou-thee) or the new exciting thing (Ferguson/Archer). I’m hoping 2020 will see Woakes and Henry and their brand of quiet excellence shine.”

16th over: Australia 54-1 (Warner 24, Labuschagne 11) Wagner slips onto Warner’s pads to begin, clipped away for three. After a sketchy little period for the opener, that’ll feel nice. Labuschagne looked a million bucks upon walking out but isn’t far away from feeding a catch to midwicket from a delivery that swings more than he anticipated when setting up to drive. Still, he adds three. On SEN radio, Brendon McCullum says he would have played Southee instead of Todd Astle on the basis that they already have they use of Jeet Raval’s more-than-handy legbreaks here.

15th over: Australia 47-1 (Warner 20, Labuschagne 8) After the drinks break - taken at the fall of the wicket - Labuschagne is away with two boundaries in three balls. As you do. The first is a tidy glance, fine of long leg. The second is perfectly clipped, in front of the man at square leg. A fantastic start. It was at the SCG where he was brought back into the team last year to bat at No3, of course.

It was a lovely delivery from de Grandhomme but the way Burns’ leg kicked out upon making contact is going to be the talking point. You watch, they’ll drop him.

Perfect bowling from CdG! #AUSvNZ live: https://t.co/Zg6rUCH8WGpic.twitter.com/NPbTyfVpbz

And they get the scalp they need! de Grandhomme is brought back to replace Henry and picks up Burns with the first ball of his new spell, an edge straight to Taylor at slip. The perfect way for the Black Caps to go to drinks. They earned that.

14th over: Australia 39-0 (Warner 20, Burns 18) Wagner had the wood over Burns but he has Warner three times in this series as well. He’s getting good conventional swing away from the left-hander from over the wicket, enough to find a leading edge first up. Another high-quality maiden follows. They’ve had a good half an hour but they need a wicket very soon to make it truly worthwhile.

Dreadful smoke covering the MCG now too. A state of emergency was formally declared for the east of Victoria overnight by Premier Dan Andrews.

@collinsadam this is the ‘G at the moment. Smoke only getting thicker. pic.twitter.com/1jHJ6p7nep

13th over: Australia 39-0 (Warner 20, Burns 18) A seventh over in this opening spell from Henry and he’s still bending his back, beating Warner to begin from around the wicket, decking away from a perfect line and length. There’s an appeal for caught behind down the legside but no review - the ball deflected off his hip, not the bat. To finish, another inside edge. Henry is right on top of Warner now.

12th over: Australia 38-0 (Warner 19, Burns 18) Wagner to Burns is a match-up the Black Caps will want more of after this over - an excellent maiden. The line and length was predictably disciplined, slipping one back from over the wicket into the inside edge, deflecting back onto the Queenslander’s boot and nearly his stumps.

11th over: Australia 38-0 (Warner 19, Burns 18) Henry into his sixth over and he’s into Warner’s inside edge again too - a handful of those so far today. Burns is looking better now, for the second time so far playing his best shot - the cover drive - lashing a half-volley away. He then hammers another drive, Henry just getting his hand to it. It has drawn blood, the slow-mo showing the ball crunching into his middle finger. He comes off to get it patched up at the end of the over.

10th over: Australia 32-0 (Warner 18, Burns 13) Wagner is on and immediately into the game by finding Burns’ outside edge, through third slip for four. It was well played with soft hands, but still. What a great series he’s had, picking up 14 scalps at 21 including Smith four times. He’s up for leg before later in the over, but there’s not a lot of hope for it with an inside edge. It’s also high. Even so, a fine start.

9th over: Australia 28-0 (Warner 18, Burns 9) Another very good over from Henry to Warner, banging in a probing short ball early on before twice finding his inside edge. The first of those wasn’t far away from going back onto his leg stump.

Superb as always from my man Bharat Sundaresan.

Just an illustration on why Joe Burns struggles when the ball moves around and why the Kiwis need to bowl fuller here. He starts with a half-cocked front foot step and then it’s all hands reaching for the ball #AusvNZ@cricbuzzpic.twitter.com/VrcT0RAI1k

8th over: Australia 26-0 (Warner 17, Burns 9) Shot! A productive over - Warner and Burns turning the strike over easily - is made into an excellent one with the Queenslander leaning into a CdG half-volley, crashing it to the rope at cover.

“Happy New Year Adam.” Thank you, Ian Forth. To you and yours, too. “One test match where it’s definitely not cowardly to pray for rain. Though let’s not rely on prayers in the future, eh?” Indeed. Let’s hope we lose entire sessions - entire days - to downpours. There aren’t any forecast for at least a few days, though, I’m afraid.

7th over: Australia 18-0 (Warner 14, Burns 4) Warner rotates the strike first ball of the new Henry over, timing one to mid-off. He’s more dangerous to Burns, who has been the slower starter - smashing into the right-hander’s pad with an off-cutter - prompting a big shout for lbw. But Latham doesn’t consider a review with the height the main concern. There’s another half-appeal for leg before to finish with Warner back on strike, this going well over the woodwork. Better over.

Andrew Samson on SEN reports that Glenn Phillips becomes the 26th South African to play for another Test nation, the sixth for New Zealand. He adds that there have been 14 to turn out for England and two (Kepler Wessels and Marnus Labuschagne) who have worn the baggy green.

6th over: Australia 16-0 (Warner 13, Burns 3) Burns takes the single on offer from his pads. de Grandhomme is right back on it to Warner, again back towards him with genuine swing, locating the inside edge. That’s encouraging. As is the final ball of the over to Burns, which beats the Queenslander driving at a ball he should have left. There’s half an appeal for caught behind - it was very, very close.

Warner kept for a bit in a game once yeah? So that makes it 7 blokes in this match who have kept at international level?

5th over: Australia 14-0 (Warner 12, Burns 2) Burns is off the mark from his 12th ball of the morning via a compact push to mid-on. Warner’s turn and he’s straight back into it, clipping three through midwicket. Burns is back on strike for the final ball and Henry gets it to move back towards him, finding the inside edge. Better.

“Hi Adam.” Hello, Terry Hogan. “Happy New Year! Welcome to 2020 cricket.” Indeed, what a massive few weeks we have ahead of us. Can’t wait.

“In reference to the four keepers, NZ played four keepers against England at Headingly in 2015 and managed to win by 199 runs. An omen for this week perhaps?” Good pick up! Adam Lyth’s one Test ton. Simpler times, ay?

“Good luck for the new baby. I hope it all goes well for you and your partner.”

4th over: Australia 9-0 (Warner 9, Burns 0) Ooh, a good’un from CdG to Warner, brought forward as the ball did plenty and well beaten. There’s something in this track but New Zealand are going to have to extract it by bowling their most consistent line and length. That’s not the case with a half-volley on the left-hander’s pads though, clipped away with ease for four; the first boundary of the Test Match. He adds to more in the same direction next ball. But to his credit, the all-rounder bounces back with a beauty to finish, hooping past the inside edge from over the wicket, just missing off-stump. “So far de Grandhomme is posing more questions than Matt Henry,” says Simon Katich on the SEN radio call.

3rd over: Australia 3-0 (Warner 3, Burns 0) Warner is making solid contact with his defensive strokes - always a good sign for him. He grabs a third single, working him behind point from the balls of his feet. That’s the shot he played so brilliantly when stroking a century in a session on this day, at this ground three years ago against Pakistan. Burns defends the rest with his own big blade. Big chance here.

2nd over: Australia 2-0 (Warner 2, Burns 0) Colin de Grandhomme is given the new ball from the Padingto End, which makes sense given the shape he gets, even at medium pace. Good start to Warner as well, finding the outside half of his bat, wide of gully for one. Burns is able to leave a couple well outside the off-stump before using his bat, back to leaving by the end - albeit closer to his woorwork.

CdG also took the new ball against Australia in their World Cup game at Lord's last year. Had a couple of dropped catches off him in that spell too, from memory. #AUSvNZ

1st over: Australia 1-0 (Warner 1, Burns 0) Oooh, Warner is beaten first up with a delivery that bounces and jags across the left-hander. Handy. He offers a smile at the Australian opener - that wasn’t far away at all. Warner gets bat on ball by the middle of the over, leaning over an assertive forward defensive. He’s off the mark to finish with well-placed push to cover, taking the single on offer.

The players are on the field. The teams are sorted, the anthems are done. It’s a comparatively clear day in Sydney as Dave Warner enters the arena alongside Joe Burns. They have pink numbers on their shirts with this, of course, the McGrath Foundation Test Match. Matt Henry, back into the team, has the new ball. PLAY!

A minute of applause at the SCG. Held torecognise the outstanding and dedicated work of firefighters doing their best in the most horrible circumstances. Cricket Australia are running an auction of the team’s playing shirts to raise money, too.

Confirmation from the Kiwi camp that Southee was left out, not injured. The decision was made due to his recent workload, the team spokesman tells us.

“Four wicket keepers,” KP Bowman tells me on twitter in relation to Glenn Phillips’ inclusion. “Four! Our slip catching will be amazing now.”

Blundell and Wade both bowling last week was a real treat: just the third time in a Test where two bowlers used began their Test career with the gloves. Being on debut, Phillips can’t add to that, but he should slot in nicely behind the wicket.

I assume you all saw this in Cape Town? Rory Burns, after a lovely little first touch and finish, has rolled his ankle in England’s football warm-up at training. In turn, he’s out of the series. Dreadful timing after he looked fantastic last week in England’s second innings. Their ‘cursed’ tour, as Stokes says here, continues.

Related: England’s Rory Burns out of ‘cursed’ tour after rolling ankle playing football

So, to confirm. In addition to Boult (injured), Santner (ill, but probably dropped regardless), Williamson (ill), Nicholls (ill)... Tim Southee was dropped. Stiff!

Australia: David Warner, Joe Burns, Marnus Labuschagne, Steven Smith, Matthew Wade, Travis Head, Tim Paine (c & wk), James Pattinson, Pat Cummins, Mitchell Starc, Nathan Lyon.

Paine says: “It looks like a good wicket. It’s a good toss to win. We are going in unchanged. We looked at playing a second spinner but out quicks have been outstanding so we’re sticking with a winning combination.”

Latham confirms that Williamson AND Nicholls are both out. FIVE CHANGES!

I neglected to mention off the top... this works a lot better if we talk. If you’re new to the OBO, hit me up with an email or a tweet.

Tim Southee in doubt too? Good grief. We’ll know shortly.

Tim Southee not warming up either. Could be as many as 5 changes to New Zealand's XI. #AUSvsNZ

On that World Test Championship point. India are out of the blocks with maximum points from the seven Tests they have played, on 360 points. Australia are second on 256 points in nine starts, tallying six wins and a draw. Of course, all Tests aren’t created equal in this competition. If you’re not across that, well, I don’t blame you. But in short: if the hosts win this, they move to 306 before a lengthy break, not scheduled to play again until a visit to Bangladesh in June.

I'm really into the fact that Pakistan, with one win in four WTC Tests, are currently in third spot. #AUSvNZpic.twitter.com/J7tL8bSITO

He has been ruled out after his net session this morning . What a mess. Tom Latham will captain the Black Caps with Glenn Phillips to make his debut.

Hi everyone. With the unfolding disaster taking place across the east of New South Wales and Victoria, it does feel a fraction odd that we’re gearing up for a Test Match in Sydney. Of course, there is a chance that the smoke from the bushfires will mean that some of the cricket is lost - that’s been made clear. But if it is rain that takes them off the field, there will be universal celebration. Fingers crossed.

It’s with that unusual sentence, and tragic sentiment, that I welcome you to the third and final Test Match of this series between Australia and New Zealand - the last of the home summer for the hosts. They have won four from four so far, hammering Pakistan two-zip, that the current state of this series as well. From a World Test Championship perspective, a clean sweep here means plenty in terms of giving themselves the best chance of appearing in that Lord’s final next June.

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South Africa v England: second Test, day one – as it happened

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Ollie Pope’s unbeaten half-century was the one bright spot on another poor day day for England, who finished on 262 for nine after winning a good toss

Related: Ollie Pope delivers solitary shaft of light for sorry England in second Test

That was South Africa’s day, no doubt. They bowled really well, with Anrich Nortje outstanding, though they were helped by England’s batsmen getting themselves out when well set. Ben Stokes was the most extreme example; he made a majestic 47 before losing concentration for the first and last time.

Ollie Pope played stylishly to reach 56 not out, and his unbroken last-wicket partnership of 28 with Jimmy Anderson meant that England ended the day on a slightly less dispiriting note. If they bowl well tomorrow, they have a chance of winning the match. If not, they will be 2-0 down early next week.

89th over: England 262-9 (Pope 56, Anderson 3) Nortje ends the over with a maiden to Pope. We’re one short despite the extra half hour. If only it was 98 overs a day.

“Keep seeing comments about how Pope will have to slog and sacrifice his average because of the collapse,” says Dominic O’Reilly. “As an example, when Thorpe shielded Hoggard against Sri Lanka and they put on 91 he didn’t slog. Second, no one should blame the youngster when the old guard have failed. Or is the 1990s all over again?”

88th over: England 262-9 (Pope 56, Anderson 3) Funnily enough, the situation now demands a few T20 strokes from Pope. After uppercutting Rabada for four, he top-edges a hook and is caught at fine leg by Philander. Scratch that, replays show it was a no-ball.

“The main problem with ‘the era of Stokes/Bairstow/Buttler/Moeen’ is that all of them, by rights, should have been batting at six,” says Andy Shaw. “Trying to play all of them in the same side meant too often that both the batting and the bowling ended up weaker than it should have been.”

Michael Holding, while praising Pope’s batting, notes that he hasn’t played for England in “that thing that bowlers bowl four overs in”. Nobody does contempt like Mikey. It’s a shame the ECB marketing department have committed to the Hundred, too. I’d love to see them launch the brave new world of TTTBBFOI.

87th over: England 257-9 (Pope 52, Anderson 3) Nortje returns to the attack. Pope declines a single for his fifty - but he gets there later in the over, clouting Nortje through midwicket for three. It’s his second consecutive half-century, and it’s been a classy, purposeful and selfless innings.

“I saw a lot of players expressed opinions on four-day Tests, and it’s always good to see them expressing their views,” says Andrew Hurley. “However, you’d hope that would come after having achieved something in the longer format. Buttler should concentrate on keeping schtum & improving drastically on his form in a role he doesn’t deserve before pontificating on the future of Test cricket. His role here was get through to the new ball, not score like it was a Twenty20.”

86th over: England 254-9 (Pope 49, Anderson 3) Anderson, who is a better defensive batsman than Broad and should probably be promoted above him, digs out a yorker from Rabada and survives the rest of the over. He even takes two off the fifth delivery.

“Re: over 81,” says Toby Hester. “You say it’s no way to start a Test career, but there’s a noble history of young, English talent blooded in hopeless situations in South Africa. Two for four, anyone?”

85th over: England 252-9 (Pope 49, Anderson 1) Anderson inside-edges his first ball for a single, which allows Pope to take strike. He lifts Philander over mid-off and mid-on for consecutive boundaries, the second a lovely stroke that takes him to 49. On an otherwise dismal day, he has played a really uplifting innings.

“I seem to remember the early days when Broad seemed to be an all-rounder - kind of like Freddie,” says Bill Hargreaves. “Was the tailing off the result of that nose ball? Testimony to the power of confidence, I suppose.”

84th over: England 243-9 (Pope 41, Anderson 0) That’s a stunning stroke from Pope. Rabada dug in a bouncer outside leg stump, and Pope - who was originally shaping to sway out of the way - bent his back like a limbo dancer to glide it high over the cordon for four. He takes two off the last ball, a misjudgement that means Anderson will be on strike to Philander.

“If I can dare to look at the positives, Rob: we have a decent 3-6 now, we have a settled opener and two tyros who could come good, and Bairstow is no longer in the team,” says Gareth Wilson. “On the downside - Root can’t captain and it’s starting to feel like Broad or Anderson rather than AND.”

83rd over: England 235-9 (Pope 33, Anderson 0) It’s been another memorable collapse from England, who have lost five wickets for 50 since Ben Stokes got himself out. And there are plenty more where that came from. Pope gives Anderson two balls to survive, and he manages it. In the last two years, incidentally, Broad has a Test batting average of 8. Once the new Garry Sobers, now the new Glenn McGrath.

82nd over: England 234-9 (Pope 32, Anderson 0) Broad’s bat actually got stuck behind his back pad, although I doubt it made much difference. He was so far back, expecting the short ball, that he almost walked on his stumps.

“If I was Pope, I’d take a 35 not out,” says Kevin Wilson. “He shouldn’t have to bat stupidly because Broad and Anderson literally cannot be bothered to bat anymore.”

Pope is playing orthodox strokes for the time being, and takes a single off the penultimate delivery of Rabada’s over. That means Broad has one ball to survive. Yeah, nice one. He’s cleaned up by an excellent yorker.

81st over: England 233-8 (Pope 31, Broad 0) Ollie Pope is now in an impossible position, with only Broad and Anderson left at the other end. He either has to start slogging, and give his wicket away, or face criticism for being selfish. It’s no way to build a Test career, this.

“I’d often thought about finding out where exactly Martin McCague lived in Larne and making a pilgrimage, or even working on getting a blue plaque installed,” says James Butler (see 49th over). Though given Albert Trott was denied one (despite being the only person to clear the Lord’s pavilion) I might need to go down the route of lauding his Guinness-related achievements, rather than his cricket...”

One ball, that’s all Philander needed with the second new ball. That was almost comically straightforward. Bess walked into a wide outswinger, which he didn’t need to play, and snicked it through to de Kock.

80th over: England 231-7 (Pope 30, Bess 0) A maiden from Maharaj to Pope. It’s time for the second new ball.

79th over: England 231-7 (Pope 30, Bess 0) 260, 517-1 dec., 620-5 dec., 187, 123, 513, 644. Did they even exist?

“Good thought about Adams keeping,” says Pete Salmon. “I just feel that popping up to Formby to get Tatenda Taibu’s signature might be easier than getting the prime minister of Pakistan’s. Then again, given the bloody trains...”

Oh dear. The ball after lacing a drive for four, Curran offers no stroke to a good ball from Pretorius that jags back to hit the top of off. I told you he should have kept on counter-attacking.

78th over: England 227-6 (Pope 30, Curran 5) I fear Curran is getting a little carried away with counter-attacking. In his brilliant 2018, he averaged 37 in Tests with a healthy strike-rate of 58. In 2019, his average was 21 and his strike-rate 77. That’s far too skittish.

77th over: England 225-6 (Pope 29, Curran 4) Curran gets off the mark with an inside edge past leg stump for four. Although England’s score is under par, they certainly aren’t out of this game. South Africa will have to bat last on a pitch that is already a bit cracked, and you’d expect Anderson and Broad to utilise the cross-seam delivery like South Africa. They really need to get to 300, though.

76th over: England 221-6 (Pope 29, S Curran 0) For all the, a-hem, imperfections in England’s batting, South Africa have bowled ever so well in this series. They have a lovely, balanced attack, with four very different right-arm seamers and an excellent spinner.

75th over: England 221-6 (Pope 29, S Curran 0) The new batsman is Sam Curran. He has been a little frisky with the bat of late.

Lovely work by Russell Jackson re: the bat,” says Pete Salmon. “Just wanting to know if I’m the only cricket tragic who immediately tried to work out the batting order of the signatories. Which I think is Gavaskar, Taylor, Chappell, Richards, Hughes, Yallop, Adams, wicket-keeper, Greig, Benaud and Walsh. Obviously a keeper who can bowl a bit would be useful, and the fact he has to have been captain makes the choice obvious, Zimbabwe’s Tatenda Taibu, wicket keeper, captain, and 25 first class wickets. I think whoever buys the bat should pledge to get that signature. Now playing for Formby, so eminently possible.”

Buttler’s exciting cameo of 29 from 27 balls is over. He walked down the pitch and thin-edged a very good delivery from Pretorius through to de Kock. That’s a big bonus for South Africa with the new ball only a few overs away. It also means five England players have been dismissed between 29 and 47, which is not good on a first-day pitch.

74th over: England 215-5 (Pope 29, Buttler 23) “Rob,” says Chris Mellor. “On the subject of Ben Stokes’ tattoos, one says, ‘Being the best that you can be is only possible if you desire to be a champion and your fear of failure is non-existent’. The other arm says, ‘May people respect you. Trouble neglect you. Angels protect you. Heaven accept you’.”

Extra cover catch you. Actually, we shouldn’t be too critical because he is still one of the best things in life right now. It’s just frustrating that he keeps making brilliant - and they really are that good, until the moment of dismissal - thirties and forties.

73rd over: England 214-5 (Pope 29, Buttler 22) Dwaine Pretorius returns for a short spell before the second new ball. Pope drives pleasantly for a couple and then edges along the ground for four. Time for drinks.

“Hi Rob,” says Mark Berkeley. “Surely we’re missing the influence of Robert Ryman on Big Vern. A master in white whose variations are so subtle as to be unnoticeable until you’re up close, by which time you’re dazzled.”

72nd over: England 208-5 (Pope 23, Buttler 22) Buttler waves Maharaj lazily over mid-on for six to move to 22 from 14 balls. That went into a construction site, in fact.

71st over: England 202-5 (Pope 23, Buttler 16) This is another ferocious spell from Nortje. He’s more than just a big, dumb quick, as he showed in the first innings at Centurion. It’s only his third Test, so we shouldn’t get carried away, but he looks like a serious prospect at first-change. England are really struggling to handle him. He’s taken care of Root and Stokes, and Pope almost falls in that over when he edges a drive short of second slip.

70th over: England 202-5 (Pope 23, Buttler 16) Buttler premeditates a sweep for four off Maharaj. It looks England are going to try to get as many as they can before the second new ball. And why not? I’ll tell you why not, because they might bloody throw it away! Buttler almost does so when he is dropped by the debutant Malan at silly mid-off. It was a difficult low chance, and it went through his fingertips.

I forgot to post this at tea. Please look at this.

Att cricket fans: I’m trying to find extra ways of donating money to bushfire relief, and have decided to auction this bat signed by 10 Test captains. I’ll send it to the highest bidder via replies to this tweet by the end of the Test. Details attached. Cheers! pic.twitter.com/uPutoaxgPG

69th over: England 196-5 (Pope 22, Buttler 11) Buttler smacks Nortje for a couple of boundaries. The first was pinged through the covers, the second flicked off middle and leg stump as he moved across the crease. That was a weird stroke, certainly for somebody facing his fifth ball on day one of a Test. Pace gets the beans going, as Nasser Hussain says, and Nortje regularly bowls over 90mph.

With Curran and Bess to come, Buttler should have the chance to build an innings properly rather than

68th over: England 187-5 (Pope 22, Buttler 2) KP, commentating on Sky, is effusive in his praise of Ollie Pope: “Ian Bell clone ... love his intensity ... very good player ... technically sound ... the sky’s the limit.”

67th over: England 186-5 (Pope 22, Buttler 1) It’s hard to convey how beautifully Stokes played for his 47 runs, but that was a really poor shot. It was the same in the first innings at Centurion. Though he is England’s best batsman by a distance, his lack of concentration and ruthlessness are so frustrating. For a superhero, he has almost been a bit of a klutz.

Stokes has thrown it away. He does this far too often for a player of his class. He tried to drive Nortje and got a slight leading edge to extra cover, where Dean Elgar took a tumbling catch.

66th over: England 184-4 (Stokes 47, Pope 21) Stokes played a majestic stroke earlier in the over, pulling Maharaj wristily for four.

“Hi Rob,” says Geoff Wignall. “Re: the suggestion that Root was angry because wasn’t ready for his dismissal ball and assuming no external distractions (crowd movement, field changes, nose picking umpire or whatever) then surely:
a) that’s his own fault;
b) that’s his own fault, and
c) that’s his own fault.

Pope survives! It was umpire’s call. He pushed around a delivery from Maharaj that pitched on middle and leg and straightened to hit the pad. It was given not out on the field by Kumar Dharmasena – and that was ultimately decisive, even though replays showed it was hitting a fair chunk of leg stump.

South Africa review for LBW against Pope! This looks close but I reckon it will be umpire’s call.

65th over: England 178-4 (Stokes 42, Pope 20) The impressive Anrich Nortje returns to the attack. That means a different type of interrogation for Pope - and he almost sings like a canary after only two balls! He was beaten for pace and clunked a pull just over the head of Philander mid-on.

Stokes then does well to drop a nasty lifter to the turf, and even better to flash the next ball through the covers for four. That brings up an excellent fifty partnership from 104 balls. I suspect they will be many of those between Stokes and Pope in the next five years; they have a really nice chemistry at the crease.

64th over: England 172-4 (Stokes 37, Pope 19) Maharaj is teasing Stokes with subtle variations of flight, pace and line. Stokes takes his medicine for five balls - and then walks down to belt the most emphatic six over long-on. Brilliant batting. If Stokes had the concentration and ruthlessness of Steve Smith, he’d average 55 in Test cricket.

63rd over: England 166-4 (Stokes 31, Pope 19) A maiden from Philander to Pope.

“Following on from James Byrne (59th over),” begins David Murray, “how is it that Philander is so deadly with the Kookaburra but our Jimmy Anderson usually so ineffective with it.”

62nd over: England 166-4 (Stokes 31, Pope 19) Stokes against Maharaj is always a good contest. Stokes is ahead on points, but Maharaj nailed him in victories at Trent Bridge in 2017 and Centurion last week. He’s a crafty spinner who demands respect, probably South Africa’s best spinner since readmission. And though Stokes is clearly keen to attack in that over, Maharaj’s variety keeps him creasebound. A maiden.

61st over: England 166-4 (Stokes 31, Pope 19) Four more to Pope, timed sweetly through midwicket off Philander. He plays with such confidence for somebody who only turned 22 yesterday. In fact he’s the most exciting young England batsman I’ve seen since, okay, Haseeb Hameed.

“Root pulls this ‘I’m not ready’ stunt far too often,’ says Gary Naylor. “It’s his job to be ready. What is he standing there for?”

60th over: England 161-4 (Stokes 30, Pope 15) England have started positively after tea, Pope in particular, and they take three singles from Maharaj’s over.

“Thumbs up for both Adrian Armstrong’s Philander/Barnett Newman comparison (51st over) and of his excellent art-geek pun,” says Sam Collier. “Almost enough to take my mind of the impending apocalypse.”

59th over: England 158-4 (Stokes 28, Pope 14) Vernon Philander’s second ball seams beautifully past Pope’s outside edge. Pope snapped his head round to follow the ball, which can be a sign that a batsman has edged it, but there was no appeal and nothing on UltraEdge. Pope’s response is classy and authoratitive, a push-drive to the extra-cover boundary off the next delivery. A pair of twos complete an excellent over. He’s got something, this kid, there’s no point denying it for fear of cursing his entire career and life.

“I admit I’m not a religious follower of all OBOs (yes, yes, I’ll do my penance later ...) so I can’t believe I’m the first person to think and ask this question,” begins James Byrne. “But if the Kookaburra ball is so bad for bowlers, then why do England still get bowled out for nothing all around the world, and have done since, well, forever?”

58th over: England 150-4 (Stokes 28, Pope 6) Maharaj starts after tea to Pope, who shovels the fifth ball off the pads for a single. He has started positively, as is his wont, but the bowling has been so accurate that he has only been able to make six from 29 balls.

“Does anyone know what all that writing tattooed on Ben Stokes says?” asks Max Bonnell. “I’d like to think it’s wise old northern maxims like, ‘Don’t cut before lunch on the first day’ or, ‘If you think the score looks good, add two wickets’, but perhaps not.”

Root’s radge “Root was really upset when given out, possibly because he didn’t think he was ready and the bowler started his run early,” says John Starbuck. “In fairness, SA might claim that they thought England were taking too much time out of the game with delaying tactics, hence perhaps a bit of a hurry-up. Nobody seems to have been properly sporting about it, which is not nice.”

Teatime teasers

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That was another good session for South Africa. They picked up two Joes for the price of one, with both Root and Denly out in the thirties after promising starts, and England will have to bat pretty well to make a par score on what looks a pretty good pitch.

57th over: England 149-4 (Stokes 28, Pope 5) Stokes ends the afternoon session with a loose and unusual stroke, fiddling Rabada between second slip and gully for four. That’s the kindf of shot Root normally plays. He’s still there, which is the main thing for England, and will resume after tea.

56th over: England 143-4 (Stokes 22, Pope 5) South Africa have always loved a defensive fourth seamer, and the early impression is that Pretorious is fit for that particular purpose. He continues to hammer a tight line to Pope, who can’t pierce the inner ring. Another maiden, Pretorius’s fifth in seven overs.

“In fairness,” says my colleague Daniel Harris, “there’s probably no one in the world who’s given playing left-arm spin more thought than KP.”

55th over: England 143-4 (Stokes 22, Pope 5) There are only a few minutes to tea, so England aren’t taking any risks. The result is a maiden from Rabada to Stokes.

“The right-handed openers was also on Cricinfo this morning,” says Chris Evans. “In 2016 against Sri Lanka Cook had to bat down the order, so Hales and Compton opened. As for ODIs - Bairstow and Roy.”

54th over: England 143-4 (Stokes 22, Pope 5) Dwaine Pretorius replaces the impressive Maharaj. And as is often the case when he bowls, nothing much happens.

“According to TalkSport2, Rabada made a special journey across the pitch to wish Root a happy new year on his way off, and Joe reacted by having a long chunter at the square-leg umpire followed by more chuntering in the dugout,” says Tom Adam. “Did you see anything?”

53rd over: England 142-4 (Stokes 21, Pope 5) Stokes times a beautiful check drive through extra cover for four off Rabada. He is playing superbly.

Ping @TimdeLislehttps://t.co/QU4kWTZ7wn

52nd over: England 135-4 (Stokes 16, Pope 3) Pope gets off the mark with a confident stroke, dancing down the track to clip Maharaj through mid-on for three. He should, fitness permitting, get an extended run in the team over the next 12-18 months.

“Spot on Rob, well done!” says Steve Castle of his quiz question in the 50th over. “I got it, but only after basically listing England cricketers who are now pundits.”

51st over: England 131-4 (Stokes 15, Pope 0) Stokes is beaten by a beauty from Rabada that lifts extravagantly outside off stump, but slams an emphatic pull for four later in the over. He looks good. He always looks good these days, and the only things he lacks as a Test batsman are concentration and ruthlessness.

Shaun Pollock, commentating on Sky, notes that South Africa have bowled a lot of cross-seam deliveries in an attempt to get some variable bounce, including the Nortje snorter that dismissed Root.

50th over: England 127-4 (Stokes 11, Pope 0) Pope has started watchfully against Maharaj, who is bowling with challenging accuracy. Another maiden.

“I’m currently battling with an absolute belter of a trivia question sent by a mate to torment/entertain me through the rest of this day...” says Steve Castle. “When did England last field two right-handed opening batsmen and who were they?”

49th over: England 127-4 (Stokes 11, Pope 0) Rabada replaces Nortje, who blew the bloody doors off the England innings with that spell to Denly and Root, and starts with a maiden to Stokes. England have a bit more batting to come than in the first Test, with Dom Bess at No9, but they are still in a precarious position. While I don’t think the pitch is quite the belter some have suggested, England will want at least 350.

“Happy new year - and hello from sunny Larne, Northern Ireland,” says James Butler. “A New Year’s quiz question for you...what is the connection between Larne and Test cricket?”

48th over: England 127-4 (Stokes 11, Pope 0) This, I’m here to tell you, is not a 127 for four pitch. Ollie Pope is the new batsman, and that’s good news for lovers of the future.

Groundhog Denly. A solid start to the innings, with loads to admire, and then a soft dismissal for a nothing score. He pushed defensively outside the line at an arm ball from Maharaj that went through the gate and pegged back the off stump. Ach!

47th over: England 125-3 (Denly 37, Stokes 10) Stokes tries to pull Nortje but is beaten for pace and hit on the bicep. Or biceps, I forget what we decided during the last Test. Denly plays a more confident pull for a single. He is back in the nervous nothingscores. Only three of his 22 Test innings have ended in single figures; only three have exceeded 53.

“I’m sure I’m not the only one who’ll find it ironic,” says Mike Daniels, “that Kevin Pietersen is giving advice on how to play left-arm spin.”

46th over: England 120-3 (Denly 33, Stokes 9) Maharaj continues, two from the over, blah blah blah. More Nortje to Stokes please!

Joe Root is a Picasso just now @TimdeLisle. The head is where the chest should be and his eyes are round the back and vertical, not horizontal. Getting in and then getting bounced out is not a good look for a man of his experience.

45th over: England 118-3 (Denly 32, Stokes 8) Stokes is not the same hyper-aggressive batsman who slaughtered 258 on this ground, but there is still scope for a bit of testosterone cricket when he faces Nortje. After a single earlier in the over, he crunches a drive through Philander at mid-off for four. Have some popcorn to hand, just in case.

44th over: England 111-3 (Denly 31, Stokes 2) A quiet over from Maharaj, one from it. But he rushes through the over so that we can all get another hit of Nortje.

“I remember Boycs dismissing Denly earlier this year on TMS with words to the effect of ‘just James Vince with a better brain’,” says Name Redacted. “Surely that’s not a bad old thing to be? I’m probably giving him the kiss of death, but I’m desperate for Denly to do well. Seems a good bloke.”

Thanks Tim, hello everyone. Happy new decade! It’ll be different this time, you know it won’t. England were threatening to start the new year by making 400 in the first innings for the second time in three Tests, but a spectacular spell of fast bowling from Anrich Nortje has made that less likely. He bounced out Joe Root, who was playing like the old Joe Root, and has also hit Joe Denly on the head. We shouldn’t get too excited about anything, given that ‘WWIII’ trending, but Nortje is a revelation.

43rd over: England 110-3 (Denly 31, Stokes 1) Stokes, England’s best batsman in 2019, opens his account for 2020 with a pull for a single, from outside off. And that’s drinks, with South Africa on top and England in an all too familiar posture: teetering. Time for me to hand over to Rob Smyth. Thanks for your company, your comments and especially your art expertise.

42nd over: England 109-3 (Denly 31, Stokes 0) Maharaj continues to Denly, who picks up four from a leg glance. Kevin Pietersen, commentating, is not happy with Denly’s technique against the spinner. “He’s only going forward, so he’s got nowhere else to score but there. He needs to go into the nets with his captain.” First, though, he needs to hang in there and make the hundred that was beckoning to Root.

41st over: England 105-3 (Denly 27, Stokes 0) The dropped catch will be chalked down to van der Dussen, at first slip, but it was more the fault of de Kock, who shaped to go for it, then stopped. So he was mighty pleased to snaffle Root a couple of balls later. Keeper and first slip ended up in each other’s arms.

The big one! Nortje’s pace makes all the difference as he has Root dropped at first slip, then caught behind fending unhappily at a bouncer. What a blow for England – Root was in his best form for ages, scoring much faster than anyone else today.

40h over: England 101-2 (Denly 27, Root 31) Maharaj gets just enough turn to lure Denly into a leading edge, but he’s got his weight over the ball and it doesn’t pop up.

Time for a little more art. “Hi Tim,” says Tom Morgan. “I’m in the Rijksmuseum, Amsterdam.” Classy. “The old Flemish/Dutch masters have superlative techniques and get better over time. So, the exact opposite of Bairstow.” Harsh but funny.

39th over: England 101-2 (Denly 27, Root 31) A dab to third man by Root brings up the hundred (dread words). The average first-day score at this ground is 280-8 and England are on course for that. The trouble is, they always have a collapse up their sleeve. Denly is rapped on the helmet by Nortje, ducking into a lowish bouncer, so there’s a delay for a concussion check, but he seems fine.

38th over: England 99-2 (Denly 27, Root 30) Root sweeps Maharaj for four, then sweeps again, and gets away with a top edge as fortune favours the bold. From memory, that’s his first false shot since he got off the mark.

“Whisper it,” says Sachin Paul, “but this Joe Denly bloke certainly looks the part, doesn’t he? With Burns and him doing their best impressions of Cook and Trott, do you think it’s worth a punt asking the aggressive Bairstow to open and have fun at the top? We tried it with Roy but an in-form Bairstow is several leagues of class above Roy.” Good point – Silverwood’s preference for blockers at the top of the order doesn’t suit this England team. And the answer might even be Roy, who still has it in him to do a David Warner.

37th over: England 94-2 (Denly 27, Root 25) England have seen off Philander for the moment. They celebrate by cashing in against Nortje – a two and a three to Root, a two to the reborn Denly.

36th over: England 87-2 (Denly 25, Root 20) Hallelujah! After four more dots, to make 48 in a row, Denly gets a freebie from Maharaj. It’s short, it’s wide, and it’s cut for four as if the previous 48 balls had never happened. If he doesn’t quite make the grade as a Test cricketer, it won’t be for lack of a good temperament.

35th over: England 82-2 (Denly 21, Root 19) Same old story: one to Root, none to Denly, whose frustration shows, off the last ball of the over, as he nearly chips Philander to mid-off.

Still, he has a fan in Abhijato Sensarma. “Unexpectedly called up to the Test side with the USP of being a part-time leggie. Widely criticised after their first few outings, but teams stuck by them and now they’ve secured the No3 spot for themselves. Is Joe Denly the poor man’s Labuschagne?”

34th over: England 81-2 (Denly 21, Root 18) Another brisk single to Root, pushing Maharaj into the covers, but Denly has become alarmingly becalmed. He plays out five dots, which makes at least 29 in a row now.

33rd over: England 80-2 (Denly 21, Root 17) Another single to Root, with a glance, or possibly inside edge, off Philander, who’s been exacting, as ever.

Time to resume the art class. “Philander, strictly speaking,” says Jeff Docherty, “is more of a minimalist in the Sol LeWitt mode, his trick was the subtle variations in line and length.... for the uninitiated, he just drew long flowing lines on walls!”

32nd over: England 79-2 (Denly 21, Root 16) Root, staying positive, sweeps Maharaj for a single.

Catching up with some correspondence, I find this from Guy Hornsby, just before lunch. “Morning Tim, happy new year. I want to say this is turning into a better session for England but such is the jinx potential I’m just going to say we’re only a few balls away from digging ourselves a mighty hole. I actually quite like this XI, but once you remove the two elder statesmen from the attack, it looks worryingly thin. With Wood not yet back, Stone injured, Roland-Jones a seeming past tense, where’s the next in the dynasty, Archer aside? Curran is a fighter, but he’d be flayed in Australia too, Woakes ineffective away from home. Yours, A Pessimist.” Ha. My impression is that the kids are all right – there’s plenty of raw pace around the counties. Point taken, though, about the near future. England badly need the Archer of last summer, and the Wood of that one great day in the Caribbean, to take the baton from Broad and Anderson.

31st over: England 78-2 (Denly 21, Root 15) Root is in the mood. He eases Philander to the boundary with that trademark back-foot drive, which prompts Faf to post a cover sweeper, surely an over-reaction at this stage. Root then dabs for a quick single, so he has 15 off 19 balls. Mind you, Sibley and Denly both got off to quick starts before becoming bogged down.

30th over: England 73-2 (Denly 21, Root 10) Maharaj continues, after that mouthwatering last ball before lunch. He drops marginally short and Root plays a beautiful late cut. Never mind Denly, Root is England’s best candidate for a hundred today, even in the rather mediocre form of the past year.

29th over: England 68-2 (Denly 21, Root 5) Root is watchful, as he should be, but after a few blocks he gets a single with that back-foot force of his, thanks to a half-stop at backward point. Philander then lures Denly into a play and a miss. There’s a long way to go to 300, never mind 400.

The players are back out there, a little late it seems, and England are about to face a stern examination: another spell from Philander, who was uncharacteristically expensive this morning (6-2-13-1).

“What’s a par score?” asks Gary Naylor. “The commentators are determined to tell us that it’s a good batting pitch, but it’s doing plenty already in the air and off the seam and now it’s turning too. I’d be happy with 300 here and a chase of 150+ in the fourth innings will be tough.” Agreed, though Joe Root will surely be hoping for 400. His attack looks the more toothless of the two, unless Anderson can scrape off the rust and match Philander leg-cutter for leg-cutter. This ground should inspire him: it’s where Anderson once swung the ball round corners, at pace, to rip through Pakistan’s top order. I was there with my nine-year-old son, who’s now a grown man of 25. Jimmy, then a 20-year-old tearaway, is now an old lag of 37, but he surely has one last hurrah in him.

We interrupt this break to bring you a good cause.“Happy new year from Accra, enjoying your blog,” says my colleague Daniel Harris. “Would you mind sticking this in when you’ve a sec please?” Not at all. Those poor Aussies: dreadful fires and, it seems from here, a useless prime minister. Not that a Pom can be at all smug on that front.

28th over: England 67-2 (Denly 21, Root 4) Faf goes back to spin for the last over of the morning. Maharaj is accurate but not remotely threatening until the last ball, which turns enough to beat Denly’s forward lunge, and may have Dom Bess dreaming of glory in the fourth innings. That’s lunch, with South Africa on top, but England hanging in there after going in with a hopelessly inexperienced opening pair. Time for some fresh air and my morning ritual, a trip to the newsagent. Yes, I know it’s old-school.

27th over: England 67-2 (Denly 21, Root 4) Scrub that – Root isn’t settling yet. The first ball of Rabada’s over, short and angled in, raps him on the sternum as he makes an unwise, and uncharacteristic, decision to duck. The second, much fuller, beats him outside off. But when Rabada goes short again, Root finds himself with his favourite back-foot punch. That’s a fine recovery.

26th over: England 63-2 (Denly 21, Root 0) Yet another maiden from Pretorius, as Denly gives Joe Root a chance to settle in at the non-striker’s end.

25th over: England 63-2 (Denly 21, Root 0) Credit to Faf du Plessis there, for bringing Rabada back, at the other end. And perhaps some grudging credit to Pretorius for drying up the runs.

Meanwhile Sam Collier (20th over) is back for more. “But on a less snarky note, I would have Philander as a Frank Stella (early period) – precise, repeating, minimal and whose work is brought to life with just enough subtle variation.” Only on the OBO.

Sibley plays and misses as he fences at a short one outside off, then instantly repeats the error, getting a nick this time. England’s next injury may come from a young man kicking himself.

24th over: England 61-1 (Sibley 32, Denly 21) Pretorius is still looking to bore the batsmen out, and the boring bit is working: his figures are 4-2-5-0.

23rd over: England 61-1 (Sibley 32, Denly 21) Rabada replaces Nortje and immediately has Sibley wafting outside off. It would be a comfortable catch for a fourth slip, but it goes to gully’s left, away for four. That’s Sibley’s highest Test score – the second of the day, following Crawley’s triumphant 4 – and also the fifty partnership. Sibley is then beaten outside off, but he survives. In county cricket, he is good at converting 30 into 230, but can he do it on the big stage?

22nd over: England 57-1 (Sibley 28, Denly 21) At the other end, Pretorius is pitching it up, because de Kock is standing up to the stumps, so du Plessis has found a way of creating contrasting challenges. Denly plays out a maiden.

21st over: England 57-1 (Sibley 28, Denly 21) After a single off his hip from Denly, Nortje electts to go round the wicket to make something happen to Sibley. And something does happen – a bouncer goes for four byes as the ball trampolines over the keeper.

20th over: England 52-1 (Sibley 28, Denly 20) Some action at last as Pretorius bowls just where Sibley likes it, on his legs, and is clipped for four. That’s the fifty up, and England would have taken it with only one wicket down.

“Morning Tim!” Morning, Sam Collier. “09:26 – Sandy Fyfe very much marking himself out as the Geoffrey Boycott of art criticism there.”

19th over: England 47-1 (Sibley 24, Denly 19) Denly pulls Nortje, but only gets a single. The game has gone to sleep, which seems a little premature.

Paul Speller is back with a riposte to my point from the 15th over. “If it’s a concern that Parkinson was expensive in warm-up that caused him to be overlooked in favour of someone who was not in original squad, didn’t a certain Mr Warne take something like 1-150 on debut? Not comparing, but if Warne had been playing under a set-up like England’s he’d have probably been discarded with immediate effect, never to return.” That is perfectly possible.

18th over: England 46-1 (Sibley 24, Denly 18) Faf decides that the Maharaj ploy isn’t paying off and brings on Dwaine Pretorius for some military medium. He starts with a maiden to Sibley, who, after that busy start, has only seven off his last 31 balls.

17th over: England 46-1 (Sibley 24, Denly 18) Denly uses Nortje’s pace and bounce to glance for four to fine leg’s right. He’s started more briskly than usual, which bodes well for that elusive hundred.

16th over: England 42-1 (Sibley 24, Denly 14) Yet another one-run over, as Maharaj settles into a groove.

15th over: England 41-1 (Sibley 24, Denly 13) Another over, another nudge for a single. Nortje seems to be pronounced Norkia, is that right? Like the Queen telling you her preferred brand of phone.

On Twitter, Paul Speller isn’t happy. “Treatment of Matt Parkinson is shocking, esp as Eng camp, in traditional style, have been leaking plan for days. Selecting a not yet fit quick for tour not v clever, either.” Fair point about Wood, and yes some sympathy for Parkinson, but with Woakes unwell and the tail flopping at Centurion, Bess’s batting is clearly needed.

14th over: England 40-1 (Sibley 24, Denly 12) du Plessis turns to spin, in the shape of Keshav Maharaj, probably because Sibley gave him that return catch in the first Test. Denly strokes a single past the bowler and Sibley gets a gift on his pads, which he duly flicks for four. That’s drinks, with honours evenish but England doing not too badly, all things considered.

13th over: England 35-1 (Sibley 20, Denly 11) A rest for Philander as Nortje comes on. He is quicker but less threatening, and Sibley picks up two more with a push into the covers. He’s getting a taste for the off side now.

12th over: England 33-1 (Sibley 18, Denly 11) A single to Sibley, nudging off his pads.

“It occurs to me,” says Sandy Fyfe, “if Philander is an artist, as you suggest in the 7th over, he would be an elegant impressionist whose quality and skills stand the test of time and are obvious for all to see. A Monet perhaps? Or Degas?

“Jonny Bairstow on the other hand would be Martin Creed, unashamedly trying to pass off crumpled up pieces of paper as art. A bit like he has tried to pass off his batting technique as Test standard for some time now!” Know what you mean, but Bairstow’s technique was good enough to make him a successful Test player for a few years. Then he started missing straight balls in Tests – while lording it in one-day cricket and the County Championship. You’d think that a good batting coach would be itching to work with him.

11th over: England 32-1 (Sibley 17, Denly 11) Denly decides to stand outside his crease to cut down on Philander’s movement away from the bat. Philander tries a bouncer to push him back, but Denly is ready for it and hooks, authoritatively, for four. Good contest.

10th over: England 28-1 (Sibley 17, Denly 7) A nudge for a single by Denly off Rabada, and a row of dots for Sibley, who deals easily with a rare bouncer.

“Good morning,” says Damian Ainsworth. “Just tuned in, noticed Bairstow’s absence and am left wondering how the Guardian’s OBO warriors will occupy their time without him to discuss (criticise). Root’s captaincy perhaps? Yours, a cussed Yorkshireman.” Ha. So do you believe Root is a good captain?

9th over: England 27-1 (Sibley 17, Denly 6) In his first Test innings at Mount Maunganui, Sibley made 22 without troubling the scorers once on the off side. But now he manages to hit a cover drive for four, off Philander of all people. Maybe he’s less limited than he looked in New Zealand. He’s certainly been positive today, making his 17 off only 25 balls.

8th over: England 23-1 (Sibley 13, Denly 6) This time Denly’s square drive is a touch later, which takes it away to cover’s left, for four. He gets a couple more in the same direction with more of a prod. After all those solid fifties, today would be a great day to get his first Test hundred.

“I’ve just woken up to see the line-up,” says Adam Levine, “and with all these callow batsmen and medium pacers, it feels like I’ve had a bump on the head and come to in some sort of 90s cricketing equivalent of Life on Mars, with Chris Silverwood in the attack rather than the dressing room. I’m half expecting to see Jason Gallian opening and Mark Lathwell and Hugh Morris jog to the crease at some point. Hoping to see Martin McCague come into the attack and also hoping that the ‘new Botham’, Ronnie Irani, lives up to the hype. All soundtracked by Supergrass and the Fugees natch. Have fun OBO’ing this impending train wreck of a Test match.”

7th over: England 17-1 (Sibley 13, Denly 0) Philander offers a rare freebie and Sibley helps himself to a clip through square leg to move into double figures. Irritated, Philander beats his outside edge with a lovely leg-cutter, then beats his inside edge with the nip-backer into the pads. The man is an artist.

6th over: England 13-1 (Sibley 9, Denly 0) Joe Denly, a spectator so far, faces a full over from Rabada, and it’s a good contest. Rabada is more accurate and Denly, as is his wont at the start of a Test innings, is obdurate. He does produce one elegant square drive, but it goes straight to the man at cover point.

5th over: England 13-1 (Sibley 9, Denly 0) Sibley plays out a maiden from Philander, who has picked up precisely where he left off at Centurion. His figures are 3-2-1-1, while Rabada has 2-0-12-0.

4th over: England 13-1 (Sibley 9, Denly 0) And now Sibley edges Rabada, through the gap at fourth slip, for four. Hard to see why Faf du Plessis hasn’t gone for a full cordon.

3rd over: England 8-1 (Sibley 4, Denly 0) These teams are a funny mixture of old and young, and in that over Philander’s experience easily overpowered Crawley’s youthful promise – helped by a fine diving catch from another senior player, Quinton de Kock. And England’s decision to go with Crawley over Jonny Bairstow has backfired already.

“Optimism?” says Colum Farrelly. “This is really a variation on Tom van der Gucht’s second reason [8:31]. England play awful rubbish when they’re cocky. This team won’t be afflicted by arrogance and will focus admirably. (I hope I’m not too late with this, and they’re 0-2 after 1 over.)” Not far off.

Nerveless or not, Crawley’s missed a couple outside off and now he nicks one, coming down with a crooked bat as Philander finds that immaculate outswinger of his. Shame.

2nd over: England 8-0 (Crawley 4, Sibley 4) Kagiso Rabada goes very full to Crawley, who leaves one tempting half-volley outside off, then pushes the next into the covers for a comfy three. Dom Sibley gets off the mark as Rabada stays full and strays onto the pads, the one place where you don’t bowl to Sibley. This pair may lack experience, but they don’t seem cowed.

1st over: England 1-0 (Crawley 1, Sibley 0) Philander is not a man who needs a loosener and, sure enough, he beats Zak Crawley, fourth ball, with a jaffa. Then he gets too straight and Crawley is able to flick him away for a single, which is greeted by the England fans as if it was a six from Ben Stokes. Mike Atherton reckons the crowd is 70% English.

Play! It’s going to be Vernon Philander to open the bowling in his farewell series. In the first Test, he was not so much Big Vern as Absolutely Immense Vern.

Time for some rampant optimism. “It might be because this is the last weekday of my Christmas holidays,” says Tom van der Gucht, “and I’m on a sugar high after eating a Toblerone for breakfast, but my money is firmly on an England win, for the following reasons.

1. South Africa haven’t lost here for ages, except against Australia (according to Simon Wilde on Twitter) and are therefore due a loss.

A word from the Cape.“Good morning from a sunny but windy Cape Town Tim,” says Trevor Tutu. “I would be going to the ground, but have given my tickets to my son, as he says he and his mates are going to barrack the Barmy Army.” Good luck with that.

And here’s John Starbuck, sorting out my Greek theology for me. “Good morning. The Greek god of disarray [Preamble, below] is really a goddess: Eris, the one with the golden apple who started the Trojan war. Mischief incarnate, her.” Well, there are times when Tests at Cape Town seem to be going on for ten years.

The first email of the day comes from John Phaceas, who sees my line about England’s top three and goes one better. “ ‘Sibley, Crawley and Denly, who sound more like a set of adverbs than a source of runs.’ Nice turn of phrase Tim. Though the image that sprang to my mind was of competing Bradford rag-and-bone men.”

As expected, it’s Zak Crawley in for the injured Rory Burns, Ollie Pope for Jonny Bairstow, and Dom Bess doing his utmost to stand in for Jofra Archer. The bowling could be all too medium-fast. South Africa, in a much calmer place, make only one change, Pieter Malan for the injured Aiden Markram. They, like England, have three players in the top six with fewer than five Test caps apiece.

England 1 Sibley, 2 Crawley, 3 Denly, 4 Root (capt), 5 Stokes, 6 Pope, 7 Buttler (wkt), 8 Curran, 9 Bess, 10 Broad, 11 Anderson.

“We’re going to bat first,” says Joe Root. And that big smile is back on his face.

Morning everyone and welcome to England’s first Test of the 2020s. It feels like the last Test of an Ashes winter: half the team injured, replacements flying in, wheels falling off. Two weeks ago it was South Africa who were in disarray. Now they’re one up and feeling quietly pleased with themselves, while disarray, like a Greek god, has changed sides on a whim. England’s luck has gone from bad to curse – first a flu epidemic, then Jofra Archer’s bad elbow, now a football injury taking Rory Burns out of the whole series. If Alastair Cook was due at this game as a commentator, he’d probably find himself playing in it.

England’s top three may well be Sibley, Crawley and Denly, who sound more like a set of adverbs than a source of runs. Sibley has played three Tests, Crawley one; Sibley has 74 Test runs, which is 73 more than Crawley. Denly, who’s on 651, has at least found a way of making uncharacteristically dour fifties, but England may need a bit more than that here. Newlands, in Cape Town, is made for batting, almost as much as for taking pictures.

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Australia v New Zealand: third Test, day two – as it happened

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  • Marnus Labuschagne’s 215 puts Australia in control of third Test
  • Stand-in captain Tom Latham and Tom Blundell survive to stumps

And here’s the day two stumps report, where as JP says despite the NZ fightback, there was only ever one man in the headlines:

Related: Marnus Labuschagne double ton hands Australia healthy lead

New Zealand’s day. First, an improved bowling and fielding performance was rewarded with figures of 7/171 for the day, then Toms Latham and Blundell saw off the new ball to hit the sheds with an unbeaten opening partnership.

However, it remains Australia’s Test match. A first-innings total of 454 is not to be sniffed at anywhere in the world, let alone on an SCG pitch showing variable bounce worryingly early in the match.

28th over: New Zealand 63-0 (Latham 26, Blundell 34) Lyon with the final over of the day, and New Zealand survive it.

27th over: New Zealand 62-0 (Latham 25, Blundell 34) Labuschagne gets one over before the close to unfurl his leggies. Oooh, he starts with a long-hop that Latham absolutely hammers into the grille of Wade at short-leg. Gee, that was nasty. In another era that would have had major consequences. As it is, a replacement helmet is brought out and the nuggety Tasmanian gets on with his work.

The rest of the over is awkward for New Zealand with Labuschagne getting plenty of purchase off the surface. He probably should have been given a longer spell much earlier.

The sound

Thankfully Wade appears to be OK after being on the receiving end of this blow #AUSvNZpic.twitter.com/9djK8X6fia

26th over: New Zealand 61-0 (Latham 24, Blundell 34) Lyon does belatedly get another spell but Blundell has put his cue in the rack and safely dead-bats a maiden over.

Crowd, Day 2, SCG: 31,405. First two days, 67,825. First two days last year, Aus v Ind, 65,333. #AusvNZ

25th over: New Zealand 61-0 (Latham 24, Blundell 34) Another Starc over that raises little alarm for the Black Caps. It feels like the desire to find reverse swing has diverted Australia away from their best chance of taking a wicket this evening - spin.

24th over: New Zealand 60-0 (Latham 24, Blundell 33) Shot of the innings so far, Blundell feasting on some length from Cummins and crunching a cover drive through the shadows that are lengthening across the SCG and away for four.

23rd over: New Zealand 55-0 (Latham 24, Blundell 28) Starc has now moved around the wicket to Blundell, searching for the exact strategy to maximise any available reverse swing. After two duds he finds his range, angling the ball in and then moving it late away from the bat but the right-hander is alert and jams a thick edge away through gully. However, that’s the only delivery of note in another humdrum over from the below-par speedster.

Just five overs left in the day. Can New Zealand finally walk off an Australia pitch with their heads held high?

23rd over: New Zealand 52-0 (Latham 24, Blundell 25) Cummins continues his probing spell and again troubles Blundell, beating the bat with one that zipped more than the Kiwi expected from a length. Australia’s most consistent bowler has gone for just 13 from his eight overs.

22nd over: New Zealand 51-0 (Latham 24, Blundell 24) Starc is back in the attack for his second spell of the day, and he’s hiding the ball in his run-up suggesting Australia think the ball is starting to reverse. It was hard to detect anything with the naked eye, and Starc’s radar was again found wanting in an innocuous over that goes for two.

21st over: New Zealand 49-0 (Latham 22, Blundell 24) Blundell follows up his opening delivery tease with a solid troll, twice edging Cummins wide of the solitary slip for boundaries.

Ricky Ponting and James Brayshaw are adamant the third umpire has missed a hot spot during his deliberations. There is a very faint mark on Blundell’s bat after the ball passes; enough to overturn the on-field umpire? It would be a harsh call, especially with snicko not offering a murmur.

@JPHowcroft just emerged from my day's work. If the Kiwis are looking for some solace it seems 10 of the Australians were pretty average....

NOT OUT! There was definitely a snicky noise in real time, but there’s nothing on hot spot or RTS to overturn Aleem Dar’s on-field call. Tim Paine’s DRS disappointment continues.

REVIEW! Blundell swished and missed a Cummins delivery outside off. Or did he? Paine is adamant there was an edge, so he makes the T signal.

20th over: New Zealand 41-0 (Latham 22, Blundell 16) Blundell is accepting the risk-reward of playing back to Lyon, swiping a short ball across the line for two that barely bounced above shin height. He repeats the shot the following ball but only earns himself a single for his troubles.

Is it just me, or is Channel Seven’s coverage beginning to edge disappointingly towards Nine’s lamentable offering?

19th over: New Zealand 38-0 (Latham 22, Blundell 13) Blundell takes on a Cummins bumper and pulls it away well enough for a single, but it was an unconvincing stroke. The seamers haven’t looked overly threatening with the new ball, especially compared to Nathan Lyon. I wonder if we’ll see Labuschagne’s leggies before the close?

18th over: New Zealand 37-0 (Latham 22, Blundell 12) Blundell gets off strike early with a three, giving Lyon a rare look at Latham. The rough patches on the pitch are less of a target to the left-hander and the Kiwi skipper is nimble on his feet snuffing out any other gremlins that might be lurking.

17th over: New Zealand 34-0 (Latham 22, Blundell 9) Cummins replaces the below-par Pattinson from the Paddington end. There is noticeably just the one slip for the no.1 ranked Test bowler, in the 17th over of a match where he has 400+ runs in his favour. That’s a clear indication of how Australia see this pitch behaving.

16th over: New Zealand 33-0 (Latham 22, Blundell 8) Another big shout from Lyon against Blundell. Same line and length as previous overs but this one shoots low and under the defensive prod, inviting an LBW appeal. Erasmus is unmoved and DRS proves him right for judging the batsman to be struck outside the line of off stump. Blundell is now stuck between a rock and a hard place. He can’t go back because of the uneven bounce and he’s nervous about propping forward because of the bat-pad fielders on either side of the wicket.

15th over: New Zealand 30-0 (Latham 22, Blundell 7) Pattinson is pushing the ball full in his opening spell but there’s no sideways movement in the air, allowing Latham in particular to get in position early and hit through the line of the ball. He collects a couple through cover using that method, although had he a less closed grip it would probably have been a boundary.

The final drinks break of the day is being taken. 15 overs left to be bowled.

14th over: New Zealand 28-0 (Latham 20, Blundell 7) Lyon has settled into a groove spinning the ball into the right-handed Blundell from well outside off stump. The batsman is responding by getting back and across and dead-batting everything from well in his crease. Paine responds by bringing in catchers under Blundell’s nose on either side of the wicket. Terrific Test match cricket.

On the subject of the Air Quality Index (AQI) that may lead to a suspension of play, you can follow the reading in real-time at the link below.

@JPHowcroft check out https://t.co/deYJBGZRj2 for air quality hour by hour

13th over: New Zealand 28-0 (Latham 20, Blundell 7) New Zealand’s opening pair look reasonably well set now. It’s far from straightforward for them out in the middle, but they are applying themselves well. Pattinson’s latest over contains three scoring deliveries with Latham looking to attack anything too full and straight.

12th over: New Zealand 24-0 (Latham 17, Blundell 6) There’s something to pay attention to every Lyon delivery with the subtle natural variations on offer in this pitch. Latham escapes strike early before Blundell is canny in defence, watching the ball right onto the face of his bat, and then capitalising on some rare width to drive handsomely for his first boundary. He’s given a warning at the conclusion of the over when he elects to leave a delivery that spins into his pads from well outside off stump. Lyon demands an LBW but Marais Erasmus is unconvinced. Paine rejects DRS which shows an umpire’s call for height.

11th over: New Zealand 19-0 (Latham 16, Blundell 2) Pattinson moves around the wicket to Latham and the change almost works immediately with some extra bounce inviting the batsman to play away from his body and sending an unconvincing push a fraction wide of gully and away for four. That could easily have been out. The following ball New Zealand scamper a tight bye to rotate strike for the first time this innings!

The TV commentators have introduced the talking point of matches being suspended for poor air quality. We’re a while off that here, but the haze is thickening.

Related: Cricket may seem insignificant while Australia burns but it shines some light | Barney Ronay

10th over: New Zealand 14-0 (Latham 12, Blundell 2) Double change for Australia with Nathan Lyon coming on from the Randwick Road end, and I like this change a lot. Todd Astle found plenty of turn and bounce earlier in the day, and with the inconsistent bounce on offer from this end the GOAT could be a handful.

His spell begins with sharp turn from outside off into the right-handed Blundell, but his first three deliveries all stay lower than expected, making playing back perilous in the extreme. New Zealand are comfortable seeing off consecutive maidens.

9th over: New Zealand 14-0 (Latham 12, Blundell 2) Pattinson finally gets his chance from the Paddington end, replacing the lacklustre Starc. His line of attack is over the wicket, angling across the left-handed Latham, but the batsman is watchful and happy to allow a maiden to pass outside his off stump.

That wind change that arrived a few overs ago has brought with it some smoke haze. Not anywhere near as bad as feared but another reminder of the context in which this match is being played.

8th over: New Zealand 14-0 (Latham 12, Blundell 2) There has been no strike rotation so far this innings which means it’s either been Starc v Latham (advantage New Zealand) or Cummins v Blundell (advantage Australia). Blundell begins to even the ledger with his first runs - a pulled two - after 21 previous deliveries without troubling the scorers. Since those early scares the pitch has not misbehaved.

7th over: New Zealand 12-0 (Latham 12, Blundell 0) Starc retains his place in Australia’s attack but it’s another poor over. His second delivery in particular is too full and straight, allowing Latham to stroke a classical on-drive for the first boundary of the innings.

6th over: New Zealand 8-0 (Latham 8, Blundell 0) For five balls Cummins is much fuller and straighter, demonstrating his ability to respond to the conditions. Blundell is suitably orthodox in defence. Then ball six is a nasty short ball that the batsman tries to pull and suffers a winding blow for his troubles. Blundell is yet to score despite facing 18 deliveries. He is at the wrong end.

Australia’s score at the tea interval on Day 2 of each Test
Perth: 416 all out
MCG: 431/5
SCG: 454 all out
No wonder it’s felt like we’ve been watching the same script, or plot anyway, on repeat this series. Now for the Kiwis to lose their top-order quickly #AUSvNZ@cricbuzz

5th over: New Zealand 8-0 (Latham 8, Blundell 0) Starc will be lucky to get a fourth over with Pattinson waiting in the wings. His line and length have lacked precision so far and Latham collects a couple more twos in between simple leaves to keep New Zealand moving.

4th over: New Zealand 4-0 (Latham 4, Blundell 0) Cummins is a fraction too short and wide to Blundell this over to find that patch of unpredictable bounce. He does get one to jag back off the seam but it doesn’t draw a shot from the MCG centurion.

3rd over: New Zealand 4-0 (Latham 4, Blundell 0) The deck is behaving much more predictably from the Randwick Road end where Starc is operating. Latham again works a couple into the leg-side in an over that passes without much fanfare.

There’s been a distinct change in the weather during the past few minutes. The flags on the grandstands are blowing hard, the bails are rattling in their grooves, and everyone is reminded - in case they’d forgotten - of the perilous conditions elsewhere in the country. It remains stinking hot at the SCG.

The difference in bounce between these two balls from Cummins' first over @copes9 | #AUSvNZpic.twitter.com/V0TVwYo1We

2nd over: New Zealand 2-0 (Latham 2, Blundell 0) Pat Cummins shares the new ball from the Paddington end and his opening delivery keeps alarmingly low, shooting under Blundell’s bat outside off stump. The second does the exact opposite! Wow! From a very similar line and length this one rears up with steepling bounce and smashes into Blundell’s right arm as he props forward and attempts to leave. Only 150 overs into the Test that is a worrying sign for the quality of this deck. The inability to trust the bounce keeps Blundell pinned to his crease, and that almost accounts for him when a big off-cutter almost chops him in half.

1st over: New Zealand 2-0 (Latham 2, Blundell 0) Mitchell Starc’s opening couple of deliveries lack fizz and Latham is grateful, nurdling a couple into the on-side to get off the mark. Ball three is bang on the money and finds the shoulder of the bat but doesn’t carry all the way to a diving David Warner at third slip. The remainder of the over is off target.

There’ll be 28 more overs this session.

The players are back out in the middle, Toms Latham and Blundell for New Zealand, preparing to get their first-innings underway.

“Following Jason Gillespie’s comments welcoming Labuschagne to the 200 Club (Over 148),” emails Mike Gibbs-Harris, “do you think Marnus will be dropped by Australia as Gillespie was after his 201 (not out)?”

Ha! As weird as that sounds, it’s not out of the question. Australia’s next Test assignment isn’t for half a year, and a lot can happen in that time. There will be an enormous amount of ODI and T20i cricket in the coming months, so who knows where Labuschagne’s game will be at come June/July? He may be miles off his game by then, or selectors may deem the tour an opportunity to rest their star man for more high-profile contests?

Related: Gillespie leaves Bangladesh dizzy

Australia will be satisfied with 454, especially on a surface that is showing signs of wear and tear, but at various times over the past couple of days they looked on course for a much bigger total.

That they got that much owes an awful lot to Marnus Labuschagne’s diligent 215. That they didn’t streak out of sight is testament to New Zealand’s persistence, especially today, when plans were executed with greater skill, while the intensity around the ground was heightened. The last five wickets fell for just 44 runs, which will irritate Justin Langer.

That’ll do it. Wagner charges in, hits the deck, and Starc plays all around a straight one, not even bothering to turn around and survey the wreckage of his shattered timbers.

That dismissal also brings TEA.

150th over: Australia 455-9 (Starc 22, Lyon 6) Starc was always going to long-handle Astle eventually, and when he did he almost perished. The ball went high out to long-on but Kyle Jamieson couldn’t hold on to the difficult chance running in and diving forward. Of course, Starc repeats the shot, but with much better timing, clearing the fence over cow corner.

Neil Wagner's ball to dismiss James Pattinson was the shortest ball that's resulted in a batsman being bowled on Australian soil since records began in 2006. #AusvNZpic.twitter.com/QYbVzJ47Tk

149th over: Australia 445-9 (Starc 13, Lyon 6) The pitch is increasingly misbehaving. Wagner’s short balls are just dying in the wicket while Astle’s googlies and gripping and spitting. A delivery Wagner would normally expect to target Lyon’s badge almost bowled the No.11 mid-over such was the lack of bounce. The partnership continues - and so does the session - tea delayed until Australia are all out.

A bit more context to Labuschagne’s place in cricketing history, while his average is currently the best since Bradman.

Via @cric_analytics#AusvNZpic.twitter.com/xpj24u0U9V

148th over: Australia 444-9 (Starc 12, Lyon 6) Astle is on the wrong end of some ropey old fielding as Starc and Lyon sweep their way to a few handy last-wicket runs.

Never. Gets. Old.

Always great to welcome a new member to the test double hundred club. Well batted Marnus.#AUSvNZ

147th over: Australia 439-9 (Starc 8, Lyon 5) Starc is through a pull shot way too early so Wagner’s bouncer thuds into his upper back while he’s mid-follow through. He times the next bumper much better and rotates the strike, but then Lyon does almost exactly the same! Too quick on the pull and that ball will leave a nice welt on the spinner’s ribcage up near his right armpit.

146th over: Australia 438-9 (Starc 7, Lyon 5) Starc gets off strike early, allowing Astle time to work Lyon over. Spinner almost gets spinner with a googly that’s edged just wide of short-leg, then a sweep onto pad bobbles a fraction short of the diving Watling. Lyon and Starc then exchange singles to keep New Zealand waiting.

145th over: Australia 435-9 (Starc 5, Lyon 4) New Zealand have taken 4/26 in the last nine overs, bringing Australia back towards them after the hosts threatened once again to sprint miles out of sight. Wagner can’t finish things off despite Lyon and Starc both swinging and missing like barn doors in a gale.

144th over: Australia 434-9 (Starc 4, Lyon 4) Lyon, like Starc before him, opens his account with four first ball, slog-sweeping Astle to square-leg.

Oh boy, this is a proper collapse from Australia, serving only to reinforce the quality of Labuschagne’s batting and the patience of Smith’s 60-odd. Cummins is the latest to go, propping forward and turning Astle straight to Phillips at short-leg. It was a very sharp catch from the fielder - ordinarily a wicket-keeper.

143rd over: Australia 430-8 ( Cummins 8, Starc 4) Starc, long handle, four. No need for a sighter. Fun and games for a little while now you’d think.

Wagner, sniffing some tail-end scalps, comes back into the attack. Cummins gets an easy single which brings the ill-at-ease Pattinson onto strike. He repels a couple of length deliveries then makes an absolute horlicks of his first bumper. The ball doesn’t get up but the Victorian ducks into it anyway. From there the ball somehow cannons off forearm, onto the back of the bat, then down towards the stumps. At first glance it’s hard to tell if Pattinson then dislodges the bails with his bat in an attempt to deflect the ball away, or whether the ball itself finishes the job. Either way, Wagner has a wicket.

Update: the ball did the business, not the toe of Pattinson’s bat.

You've got to be kidding! James Pattinson can't believe his luck! @bet365_aus | #AUSvNZpic.twitter.com/hSJIeCWdd9

142nd over: Australia 425-7 (Pattinson 2, Cummins 7) Cummins works Astle around the corner for two, then drills him into the covers for a single. Pattinson is far less happy, and he is fortunate to escape a ripping bouncing googly that is paddled ungainly into the on-side. Pattinson is two from 18 and does not look switched on at the crease whatsoever. A little better than Stuart Broad v Kagiso Rabada, but not a lot.

Comedy batting again from Stuart Broad #hopelesspic.twitter.com/loJvbX7K4y

141st over: Australia 422-7 (Pattinson 2, Cummins 4) Someville replaces CdG and he concedes only a couple of leg-byes to Pattinson, who is circumspect early in his innings.

140th over: Australia 420-7 (Pattinson 2, Cummins 4) Astle has bowled well today and New Zealand have stuck to their task with more intensity than on day one. Australia still miles ahead in the game, but if the Kiwis can mop up the tail we might at least have something approaching a contest on Monday and Tuesday.

The first ball of Astle’s over is a massive spinning and bouncing googly that deceives Labuschagne. The batsman responds by using his feet to reach the pitch of the next delivery, but once there all he can do is drive it straight back to the bowler who clings onto a smart return catch over his head.

Labuschagne’s stunning innings comes to an end. The New Zealanders applaud Australia’s No.3 off the field. The crowd stands to applaud one of great SCG knocks.

139th over: Australia 416-6 (Labuschagne 215, Pattinson 2) Another tidy stump-to-stump over from de Grandhomme, stalling Australia’s slogathon for the time being.

Meanwhile, I’m still in early 90s hip-hop earworm territory, only this time I’m down with CdG - the man with three.

138th over: Australia 413-6 (Labuschagne 213, Pattinson 1) Nice over from Astle, especially to the left-handed Pattinson, whose lack of foot movement allows the ball chance to drift and spin. Australia still manage three singles to keep the scoreboard ticking over.

Next on the list of milestones for Labuschagne ⤵️#AUSvNZpic.twitter.com/Kg4t4vswyM

As his white ball figures attest, CdG is not the easiest to get away in a hurry. Labuschagne dots a couple before rotating strike, then Paine dots a couple before being bowled! Lovely delivery from CdG, hitting a perfect line and length, finding a touch of seam back into the right-hander - who left his gate open trying to force a late cut - and the ball cannoned into the top of off.

137th over: Australia 410-6 (Labuschagne 210)

Marnus Labuschagne

First Class Average (excluding Tests): 38.22

Test Average: 67.81 #AUSvNZ

136th over: Australia 409-5 (Labuschagne 210, Paine 35) The tonk is on. Paine gets off strike then Labuschagne slogs Astle with a crooked bat and only just avoids mid-on with a mistimed stroke. A couple more arrive courtesy of a dab to third-man before Astle beats the bat for no reward.

Now that Marnus is closing in on scoring enough runs to cover the frequent flyer miles from Earth to Uranus, will that be enough to get Pluto upgraded to a planet again?

Seriously though, good to see Paine backing up his MCG innings. Hope he keeps growing to next Series

135th over: Australia 403-5 (Labuschagne 205, Paine 34) Milestone passed, Labuschagne shows his hand, cutting for two then driving aggressively but straight to the field. I reckon we could be in for some #Declarationspeculation hitting over the next couple of hours.

Simply incredible! #AUSvNZpic.twitter.com/edv1kMiAkl

CdG is handed the ball as the field squeezes the life out of the SCG. Normally a vast football oval it must feel as enclosed as solitary confinement for Labuschagne right now. Dot. Dot. Edge! But there’s no slip - and the ball scoots down tot he boundary for four runs - 400 up for Australia - and a magnificent double century for Australia’s superstar no.3

134th over: Australia 397-5 (Labuschagne 199, Paine 34) Astle sends down five dots in the over after drinks. The crowd holds its breath for ball six. Paine cuts. Groans spread. But they grow into cheers as the ball runs and runs away to the third-man boundary for four! Labuschagne on strike to start the next over. Surely 200 is his, 19 minutes after hitting 199.

Just to annoy you all with a little earworm, I can’t get Cypress Hill’s Insane in the Brain out of my head while Paine and Labuschagne are out in the middle together.

Thank you very much Adam.

Remember to retune your emails and tweets to the following addresses: @JPHowcroft and jonathan.howcroft.casual@theguardian.com.

133rd over: Australia 393-5 (Labuschagne 199, Paine 30) The SCG crowd are a bit tetchy with Paine finding it ever so hard to put Marnus back down there. He will get one delivery, with Paine pushing one to cover. And he plays and misses at it! That was a lovely bit of bowling. That’s drinks as well. Over to JP Howcroft to, let’s hope, drag Marnus Labuschagne over the line for a maiden double ton. Bye!

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132nd over: Australia 392-5 (Labuschagne 199, Paine 29) Toddy, my man. Can you do to Marnus what happened to Matty Elliott all those years ago? Or Steve Smith at Sahina Park? I was calling the latter for West Indies radio, a DRS review sorting him out. Let’s hope not. He’s earned this achievement. Paine isn’t finding it easy to give the strike back to him though... until the final ball, that is! Paine to face again.

131st over: Australia 391-5 (Labuschagne 199, Paine 28) Henry has the job to do with the entire SCG crowd waiting to see a special moment. Paine does his bit, giving Labuschagne the strike with three balls remaining in the over. On 199, he defends the first, defends the second... and... defends the third! Over bowled.

130th over: Australia 390-5 (Labuschagne 199, Paine 27) Hot Toddy Astle is brought back on and is making life tough for Labuschagne with a delivery that turns a long way to beat the edge. Now on 198, he cuts to extra cover from the penultimate delivery, Paine then doing likewise to keep the strike. We wait.

129th over: Australia 386-5 (Labuschagne 197, Paine 25) Labuschagne pulls Henry but only for one. Paine wants to cut when he gets his turn but underestimates the bounce, beaten outside the line. He responds with a much better shot for three out to cover from the balls of his feet. Labuschagne once more, now a boundary away, but takes a quick single instead to midwicket. He’ll wait for next over.

128th over: Australia 381-5 (Labuschagne 195, Paine 22) Paine picks Somerville off for a single through midwicket after using his feet to get to the pitch. He has a nice start here. The offie is back around the wicket to Labuschagne, who is jumping down the track to defend then doing the same to attack, driving on the up through cover. What a shot that is, all the way along the ground and straight from the middle of the bat. And now another gallop down the strip before setting for one to square leg. He brought up his ton in Perth with a six (and tried to in Adelaide), so that’s worth keeping an eye on now that’s he’s within five of his double century.

127th over: Australia 375-5 (Labuschagne 190, Paine 21) Fair play to Matt Henry, who keeps hitting his length just on the fourth stump line over and over and over again. Remember, he’s doing this with a broken thumb, which must be throbbing as he sets in to deliver each ball. His maiden to Labuschagne is spot on here.

126th over: Australia 375-5 (Labuschagne 190, Paine 21) Somerville gives Paine enough room to cut his first ball, away for a couple and into the 20s. He’s kept honest by the Kiwi spinner for the rest of the over, who has bowled pretty well.

125th over: Australia 373-5 (Labuschagne 190, Paine 19) There we go, Labuschagne overtakes his 185 from Brisbane against Pakistan in November with a boundary to start Henry’s over, albeit an unconvincing one off an outside edge through the cordon. But with only one catcher in there, the risk is limited. By the end of the set he’s into the 190s from the bottom edge of his bat, mishitting his pull shot. It came up on social media during the lunch break that he’s never made it to 200 in any form of cricket that is registered on the world wide web. What better time!

124th over: Australia 367-5 (Labuschagne 185, Paine 18) Labuschagne pulls level with his highest score with a push to mid-on. He’s got a long way to go, I reckon.

123rd over: Australia 365-5 (Labuschagne 184, Paine 18) Wagner to Labuschange to begin, the Queenslander taking a single first ball this time. Full, full, short is the pattern this time to the captain, who is happy to have a pop at the pull shot, getting it straight to ground and out to a sweeper. He was the player who changed the tempo of the innings last week at Melbourne when Wagner was in the heads of Australia’s middle order. Another half-century to finish his summer would do the world of good before white-ball cricket takes over until Bangladesh in June.

122nd over: Australia 363-5 (Labuschagne 183, Paine 17) Paine gives the strike straight to Labuschagne from the first ball of Somerville’s new set. The dominant No3 plays the rest with a straight bat, easing one down the ground to finish.

121st over: Australia 361-5 (Labuschagne 182, Paine 16) Wagner again to Paine, who is more conversative this time around, prompting a move to around the wicket for the tail-end of the over. He takes one from a fuller ball, Labuschagne dealing with an accurate short one with soft hands to finish.

On @1116sen, a great point from @AWSStats to push back on four-day Test case: over the last ten years, there has been an average of 79 overs played per day. That factors in both rain and dreadful over rates.

120th over: Australia 360-5 (Labuschagne 182, Paine 15) Somerville from the Paddington End, where he started the day so successfully with Wade’s wicket. The TV cuts to a shot of the city, just a couple of kilometres away from the SCG, and the haze is thick. I wonder at what stage they will start considering their options in terms of taking the players off? It looks very sunny in the middle but they are measuring this on air quality. Anyway, in the here and now, the big off-spinner gets one to keep low at the home skipper, just getting his bat down in time. You don’t normally see that in the opening innings of a Test. Paine goes at the next ball, a full delivery outside the off-stump, middling a square drive out to the rope. He’s hitting them well in this series, helping silence calls for his replacement.

119th over: Australia 354-5 (Labuschagne 181, Paine 10) From the Randwick End, Wagner has the field spread out on the legside and just Taylor in the conventional cordon, as is the norm at this stage of an innings for the left-armer. Ooh, and Paine has a pop at the short one too, missing with his swing. He’s back in defence straight after that then leaving the last couple. They’ll go harder in this session.

The players are back on the field. Wagner is back into the attack for yet another spell, this his 27th over. Paine is up the business end. PLAY!

“Morning Adam (well it’s morning in Perth).” Hello, John Phaceas. “It strikes me that many of those players in favour of 4 day tests have limited experience in actually playing on day 5. Regardless, though most tests currently only last 4 days anyway, my fear would be that officially shortening the duration would result in a lot more teams pulling down the shutters early and holding on for draws. How many wins currently come down to a team being 3 down in the 4th innings at the start of day 4 and staring at the mountain of surviving 180 overs or scoring 400 runs? Plus – 5 day tests are a Tex Perkins-like gesture to the banality of broadcasting/advertising executives who increasingly call the shots in all modern sport.”

Also, a lot of assumptions about how many overs would fit into a day. With the exception of New Zealand, is there a team that consistently gets through their 90? Let alone another eight, even with an additional half an hour. It won’t happen.

Another Marnus nugget

Bradman’s first 3 scores of 150+ came within ~8 weeks (June-Aug 1930)
Bradman 3 in ~8 weeks from Jan-Feb 1937
Ponting 3 in ~10 weeks from Oct-Dec 2003
Labuschagne’s 3 in ~6 weeks (Nov 2019-Jan 2020)

“Is anyone else struggling with guilt over checking/listening/watching the cricket?” I’m asked by @Roscommon_Cat on twitter. “I’m on the other side of the state to where the fires are, but I feel like it’s somehow in bad taste.”

I don’t think it’s wrong at all to feel that way. But I suppose the nature of life is that it continues through tragedy all the time and this is no different. To be fair to the participants in this match, they are trying to use the week to raise much-needed funds. Without the fixture taking place, it would be harder to achieve that.

New Zealand hung in there. Across the 28 overs, they took two wickets and only gave up 71 runs, which wasn’t a bad effort. That Somerville bowled Wade sweeping in the first over of the morning halted any thoughts of putting the foot down, Head tied up for half an hour before falling caught behind to Henry - the other scalp. The problem for the Black Caps is that Labuschagne goes on and on, now just four runs short of his highest Test score and 19 away from a maiden double ton; he’s been out there for 308 deliveries but his concentration can’t be broken. This really is the definition of a golden summer. Remember to email or tweet me your thoughts on four-day Test cricket. We’ll pick that up shortly.

118th over: Australia 354-5 (Labuschagne 181, Paine 10) de Grandhomme has the final over before the break, Paine taking the third ball - another hoopy inswinger - out to backward square to get off strike. He’s where he needs to be at Labuschagne too, finding the inside edge one last time before they depart for LUNCH!

117th over: Australia 353-5 (Labuschagne 181, Paine 9) They are scoring easily enough off Great Guy Todd Astle, but he has a decent wrong’un on him! He nearly slips one past Paine, in what will be his final over before lunch. The captain keeps the strike with a single out to point.

I’ll be calling this fashion option the Hot Toddy. Please do it.

Imagine how much @collinsadam will lose his mind if Todd Astle comes out to bat in a floppy hat with a Duncan Fearnley.......#AUSvNZ

116th over: Australia 349-5 (Labuschagne 180, Paine 6) It doesn’t look pretty this field for CdG but you have to change it up when an innings has been going this long, nearing an interval. Watling makes a lovely take down the legside, quickly whipping the bails off - he appeals but Paine never moves his back foot. The all-rounder brings out his outswinger next, locating the outside of Paine’s bat, steered behind point. Warne and Gilchrist are talking about average speeds for legspinners as they look at Astle, who is sending them down at about 85kph. The best there is reflects on Stuart Macgill: “Good bowler. Gave it a rip.” Love that stuff.

Big fourth grade energy from New Zealand here.

115th over: Australia 346-5 (Labuschagne 178, Paine 5) “Yeah, one!” calls Labuschagne when taking a single through point to retain the strike at the end of the Astle over... he now even sounds like Steve Smith. All told, five risk-free runs from it, the Queenslander closing in on 185 - his highest Test score.

114th over: Australia 341-5 (Labuschagne 174, Paine 4) de Grandhomme, who opened the bowling yesterday, is on for his first go today. To Labuschagne, he has no conventional slips but Ross Taylor is in position at leg slip, with Latham up to the stumps. A bit different but the all-rounder makes it work for him, all stump-to-stump. He also finds the inside edge with a tidy inswinger. Useful first set.

113th over: Australia 340-5 (Labuschagne 173, Paine 4) After getting through that appeal, Paine makes contact with the middle of his bat a few times in the over while defending before putting away a half-tracker past point to get off the mark.

All bat... no pad

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NOT OUT! Yeah, that’s not a good review. The noise that Watling detected before the ball hit the bat was the blade hitting the pad. They have no reviews left. Watling smiles upon realising that, on reflection, it really wasn’t much of a shout.

HAS ASTLE TRAPPED PAINE LBW? Aleem Dar says no but Tom Latham is sending it upstairs. Stand by.

112th over: Australia 336-5 (Labuschagne 173, Paine 0) Watling is very keen on a leg before shout to start Henry’s over, Labuschagne shuffling across his stumps and working it down to fine leg, hitting pad before pat. No review. He defends the rest of another accurate over. It’s been a very good spell.

As we move towards lunch, give me your hottest takes on four-day Tests. I’ve already said that I can’t have it. Not full-time. I don’t mind them being used to enable Tests that wouldn’t otherwise happen, but to make them compulsory for the next round of the World Test Championship is a whole other thing. Go!

111th over: Australia 334-5 (Labuschagne 171, Paine 0) My man, Todd Astle! Welcome to the attack! The leggie has added a face-full of sunscreen to his balding head, sunglasses and bouncy action. He finds Labuschagne’s edge too, albeit played with soft hands. Down the track, the Queenslander clips two to keep the scoreboard going in his direction, taking another that way before the over is done.

Trav’s back foot always seems to tell the tale. The number of times he gets out with it half set seems significant

110th over: Australia 331-5 (Labuschagne 168, Paine 0) Henry staight on the mark to Paine, now back over the wicket after winning the Head wicket angling in from around. From a selfish perspective, Labuschagne needs his captain to go with him here in order to make sure that he can advance to 200 and beyond. To finish the successful over, Henry finds Paine’s inside edge for a second time. Excellent and gutsy bowling from a man who is racing in with a broken thumb.

Well bowled Matt Henry! He earned Head’s edge there after such a consistent spell, the South Australian trying to get his first run for half an hour with a cut too close to his body, taken comfortably by Watling behind the wicket.

109th over: Australia 331-4 (Labuschagne 168, Head 10) Glorious from Labuschagne when dancing at Somerville, lifting him straight back over his head after getting to the pitch of the delivery. The special part was in the control, checking the shot so to get the desired result while eliminating risk. He’s so good.

108th over: Australia 327-4 (Labuschagne 164, Head 10) Henry doesn’t come close to penetrating the Labuschagne forward defensive for the first half of the over so he changes to around the wicket. It makes no difference. The pitch map shows that the bowler did nothing wrong, hitting a very consistent line and length, but there’s no exposure for the No3 here. He has some huge numbers ahead of him.

Most Test runs in an Aussie summer
965 - Ricky Ponting 2003/04 (6 Tests)
952 - Matthew Hayden 2003/04 (6)
949 - Matthew Hayden 2005/06 (7)
944 - Ricky Ponting 2005/06 (7)
905 - Wally Hammond 1928/29 (5)

Marnus getting close to entering top 10 (needs to get to 184)
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107th over: Australia 326-4 (Labuschagne 163, Head 10) Labuschagne won’t let the morning drift, rocking back this time to cut Somerville for two before coming forward to flick him wide of mid-on for another single. This reminds me a bit of Warner in Adelaide. He won’t have the time to do what the opener did there but there’s the same punishing accumulation, defined by rapid running. Superstar.

106th over: Australia 323-4 (Labuschagne 160, Head 10) Right, we’re back from a long drinks interval, understandably so given it is over 33 degrees already in Sydney and only getting hotter. Just the one run added here, via Labuschagne off his pads. Jeet Raval is back on the field. After an hour off the park, there he is.

Suppose if the Australian test summer has taught us anything it's that it's much best consumed via listening on the radio whilst doing literally anything else

105th over: Australia 322-4 (Labuschagne 159, Head 10) Somerville completes the first hour. Operating again from around the wicket he has Marnus missing a sweep to begin, prompting a half-appeal for leg before. He’s deeper in the crease later in the over, pulling two, before pushing another single into that gap. Head deals with the rest. Only 33 runs in the hour with a wicket, to New Zealand’s credit. But to seriously give themselves a chance of avoiding a day in the dirt they need Labuschagne right away or there’s a good chance he’ll still be going at tea.

104th over: Australia 319-4 (Labuschagne 156, Head 10) Henry to Head, driving nicely along the carpet without risk to start, adding three. Labuschagne resets after launching at Somerville in the previous over, playing the seamer conservatively. He keeps the strike with one into the covers. More good batting.

Fulton, of course, is one of many sportsmen who have been dubbed Two Metre Peter. Think Crouch, Street, George, Wright. I’m sure there are others.

103rd over: Australia 315-4 (Labuschagne 155, Head 7) Up and over mid-off, Labuschagne takes Somerville from around the wicket, inside-out for four more. He’s shifting up the gears now, picking his moments regardless of the delivery.

Good grief, another illness for New Zealand. Jeet Raval, the opener unexpectedly recalled yesterday, is off the field with the flu. Peter Fulton, the 40-year-old former Black Caps batsman, has his whites on to field if required. What a mess.

102nd over: Australia 309-4 (Labuschagne 150, Head 6) Wish a push into the covers and a quick single, Marnus Labuschagne has made it to 150 for the third time this summer. Daddy Hundreds, he loves them. Earlier in the Henry over, into the attack for the first time today - bowling with a broken thumb - he played a delightful on-drive down to the boundary. His 14th boundary in a stay of 253 deliveries that shows no sign of ending soon. Surely he makes it a double ton.

101st over: Australia 304-4 (Labuschagne 145, Head 6) Somerville continues, Head waiting for a ball outside his leg stump before using his blade, taking one to midwicket. Labuschagne does likewise to finish, negating the turn and angle from round the wicket by using his feet to get to the pitch, flicking a further single.

100th over: Australia 302-4 (Labuschagne 144, Head 5) Another little milestone for Australia, moving beyond 300. It’s been harder work than they might have expected this morning, losing Wade to begin, but a huge day still awaits. Sure enough, they didn’t get there easily with Wagner bowling, angling into Labuschagne’s inside edge for the third time in the last four overs.

99th over: Australia 298-4 (Labuschagne 140, Head 5) Labuschagne turns the strike over early in the over with a compact sweep before Head continues to leave everything he can outside the off-stump as he plays himself in. No rush here. That’s one of the many reasons why I’m well against the move for compulsory four-day Tests: there’s something meaningful to be found in quiet spells. Anyway, I won’t go on about it as this is all inevitable now that CA are banging the drum.

98th over: Australia 297-4 (Labuschagne 139, Head 5) Wagner finds Labuschagne’s inside edge for a second time in this first half hour. It’s now Head’s turn to take a look at New Zealand’s number one, leaving both the short and full stuff well alone.

97th over: Australia 296-4 (Labuschagne 138, Head 5) Shot! Head rocks back early at Somerville and has enough time to get on top of the bounce with a cut shot, racing away to the rope. Shot of the morning so far. He plays the rest carefully.

96th over: Australia 292-4 (Labuschagne 138, Head 1) Controlled accumulation from Labuschagne, easing Wagner through point for a couple with no bat swing at all - all timing. Oh, as soon as I type that he plays and misses at a delivery he had no need to play, well outside the off-stump and swinging further away.

95th over: Australia 290-4 (Labuschagne 136, Head 1) I wonder if Somerville was just coming on for an over to mix it up at the start but was kept on because of the wicket? Regardless, this is turning into a very useful spell. Head gets off strike early in the over with a push, using his feet - not without risk. Good flight. Labuschagne gives the strike straight back with a sweep - no issues there. He gets two more chances at the left-hander, who goes back then forward in defence.

94th over: Australia 288-4 (Labuschagne 135, Head 0) I mentioned off the top that New Zealand have done well to tie Australia up on the first morning of the second day at Perth and Melbourne. Wagner, on again here, doesn’t give it up. This is another disciplined over to Labuschagne, giving him nothing short of a length before sending down a full inswinger, which the dominant Australian number three tried to drive but ended up playing off the inside edge into his ankle. Ouch.

93rd over: Australia 288-4 (Labuschagne 135, Head 0) A probing over from Somerville to the new man Head, including a big shout for lbw when his arm-ball goes on with the angle beyond the inside edge and into the pad. No review but good early signs for the tall spinner. What a great story him playing this week.

92nd over: Australia 288-4 (Labuschagne 135, Head 0) Wagner continues his spell with this second new ball from last night, sticking with his usual approach with the field spread on the legside and banging in from around the wicket. Labuschagne is taking a look, letting the left-armer come to him, defending solidly when he does. A gem from my press box colleague Tommy Decent, noting that Labuschagne’s live batting average is now above Steve Smith’s. Whoa!

Marnus Labuschagne has moved to 135 and now has a higher Test average than Steve Smith (for now).

Who would have thought... pic.twitter.com/fMGYp4m6zE

Somerville gets his first Test wicket in Australia!

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Bowls him sweeping! Wade has thrown away a big chance there, having a crack at Somerville from around the wicket but missing the ball, crashing into off-stump. He’s gone without adding to his overnight score. A lovely moment for the veteran tweaker, his name into the book on his old New South Wales home ground.

91st over: Australia 288-4 (Labuschagne 135)

The players are on the field. Labuschagne bounces past the flags, leading Wade to the middle. “It looks like a good batting surface but it is definitely going to deteriorate,” says Simon Katich on SEN radio. The offspinner, Will Somerville has the ball in his hand to start this second day to the man on 130. PLAY!

How the track looks.

Day two deck #AUSvNZpic.twitter.com/qwIS2HAGL6

Injury update from the Black Caps. Matt Henry broke his thumb yesterday when stopping a booming Joe Burns straight drive in his follow-through. Not fun. We’ve been told that he will bowl but I’d be surprised if they send him out to bat.

INJURY UPDATE:

An X-ray last night confirmed Matt Henry has broken his left thumb following a blow on day one. It has been strapped and placed in a splint. Henry will continue to bowl in the Test with his batting match dependent #AUSvNZ#cricketnationpic.twitter.com/7bCRcikBSK

More from Kevin Roberts. Let’s cut to the chase: he wants four-day Test Matches. “You’ve got to remind yourself that Test cricket hasn’t always been played over five days,” and so on. He says there is no “pre-ordained outcome” to the work they are doing at the moment but we all know how this one is going to end. Sigh.

Another excellent fundraising option is the auction being held by Russell Jackson, formerly of this parish. In addition to being a wonderful cricket writer, Russ is a great collector. He is putting one of his gems, a cricket bat signed by ten former Test captains, to auction. Bidding is up to $1200, which is a steal if you ask me. The process is straightforward, as he details here. Spread the word!

Att cricket fans: I’m trying to find extra ways of donating money to bushfire relief, and have decided to auction this bat signed by 10 Test captains. I’ll send it to the highest bidder via replies to this tweet by the end of the Test. Details attached. Cheers! pic.twitter.com/uPutoaxgPG

Kevin Roberts, Cricket Australia’s chief executive, is on SEN Radio. Off the top he says there are options being looked at for fundraising in addition to what has already been initiated with the playing shirt auction, which is building well. It sounds like they are open to hosting a charity game, which would be fantastic. Of course, there was one held at the MCG after the 2004 Boxing Day Tsunami.

Roberts also notes that the second half of today might be impacted by air quality, requiring the players to be taken off the field. He says that the match officials will be charged with the responsibility of making that decision, based on the measurements that are available. He adds that they did look at moving the date or venue of the Sydney Test but were comfortable at going ahead this week.

If looking for something to listen to as we work towards the first ball, Geoff Lemon and I recorded a New Year’s Eve ep of The Final Word. It includes a chat with Paul Sinclair from the Australian Conservation Foundation, various best/worst lists from an eventful 2019 and our 2015-2019 team of the WBBL.

Morning everyone. Just as it was yesterday, there is a cloud hanging over this Test, and across the country, as Australia wakes up to a truly harrowing weather forecast for the day ahead. Of course, it is going to be impossible to concentrate entirely on the cricket as news comes in from Victoria and New South Wales, but I’ll try my best to keep things as normal as possible on here, for what it’s worth.

When play does resume at the SCG it’ll be with Australia in a predicably commanding position after winning the toss yesterday and tucking in against the discombublated New Zealanders. Marnus Labuschagne will walk out on 130 - his fourth ton in five Tests - with Matt Wade looking to go big by his side, scampering to 22 from 30 balls last night before the close. This could get huge and quick.

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South Africa v England: second Test, day two – live!

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News in from Chris Stocks, who is covering the Test for the paper at Newlands. He reports that Archer is “in line to be fit” for the Third Test at Port Elizabeth next week. The 24-year-old has been cleared of major damage to his right elbow after being ruled out in Cape Town. We’ll have the full story with you shortly.

“Morning Adam.” Hello, Kim Thonger. “We awake to find England bowling well and taking wickets but are concerned that actually we are just in heaven following an overnight nuclear conflagration caused by the orange lunatic whose name shall not pass our lips. Please confirm we are still alive and reading about reality?”

I promise, despite what the twitter trends say, WWIII has not broken out. Let’s just enjoy the comforting distraction that is Test Match cricket, I say.

The old firm do it again. After conceding 17 runs in two overs to start, England hearts were quickly in mouths. But Broad then Anderson found their mark soon enough and ran through the Proteas’ top order before they won the opportunity to cash in on a great day for batting. Malan, Hamza and du Plessis all gave catches to the cordon - the middle of those a brilliant take by Stokes - to quickly get the visitors back on track after such a disappointing opening day. Importantly, Bess also did his job to keep it tight up the other end in his first spell back at the top table. Elgar, meanwhile, is batting beautifully for the home side. Good stuff.

22nd over: South Africa 60-3 (Elgar 35, van der Dussen 10) Stokes gets the final over before lunch, replacing Anderson after his fine spell. Three slips are in place as he charges in at van der Dussen, the right-hander leaving whenever he can but he can’t let the ball go on the fourth-stump crack, pushing and missing at a ball that moves appreciably off the seam. That’s going to be a real bother for batsmen throughout the rest of this match. He keeps his cool though, picking up a couple through midwicket before leaving the last couple to get to LUNCH. The end of a big session for England. They needed early wickets and snagged three of them.

21st over: South Africa 58-3 (Elgar 35, van der Dussen 8) There was criticism of Dom Bess when he debuted at age 20 (the youngest England off-spinner ever!) at Lord’s last year that he didn’t contain well enough. His ropey figures supported that view. He’s certainly doing that job here though, backing his skills and giving the ball a chance to spin by giving it plenty of flight rather than pushing it through. A lot to like about his return to the bowling crease at the top level so far.

20th over: South Africa 56-3 (Elgar 34, van der Dussen 7) It might have been not out but what a superb inswinger it was from Anderson to win the decision in the first place. He’s been hitting the deck and shaping away shaping away shaping away... then that. It’s been said time and again, but he’s the most skilful bowler of his generation and surely one of the most capable seamers to ever play. It’s a different game when Elgar is on strike here, the left-hander timing a couple past point before keeping the strike with a tuck. There are five minutes left until lunch.

HAS ANDERSON TRAPPED VAN DER DUSSEN? He’s given out on the field but has sent it straight upstairs for review. And he’s right to do so, there’s a big inside edge so Umpire Reiffel has to change his decision to NOT OUT! That’s why we have DRS.

19th over: South Africa 52-3 (Elgar 31, van der Dussen 6) Elgar eases Bess down the ground for one - he’s in great shape. Of course, he saluted for a ton at Newlands against Australia before all hell broke loose in March 2018. van der Dussen does the same, out to cover, to keep the strike. Another tidy over.

18th over: South Africa 50-3 (Elgar 30, van der Dussen 5) Anderson once again at van der Dussen, beating from another delivery that seams away early in the set. As the TV tells me, this is the end where Philander was able to generate plenty of movement off the track yesterday. There’s no respite for the new man. Maiden.

“Usually I can bet on being on some beautiful foreign beach while following your OBO,” writes Andy Wilson, who I am very pleased to hear from. “This morning it is from a surprisingly sunny Yorkshire.Anyway onto business... I think that the Aussie development of Marnus Labuschagne is borderline cheating. You should be allowed one of him or Smith but not both. So I reckon you should get your pick of England’s top order as a swap. Except Burns. If you had both you would need 6 or 7 day tests just to get their batting in. So swap for someone who can dash to 20 or 30 and the world is a far better and harmonious place. Hope all is well with you and you and family are safe from the fires.”

17th over: South Africa 50-3 (Elgar 30, van der Dussen 5) Really good loop from Bess from around the wicket to Elgar, getting himself in the game. He has a slip and a silly point in operation, Elgar pushing past that man through the air to get off strike. When he’s back down the business end, they take that man out to a catching cover, hoping he’ll repeat the error but he’s happily forward in defence.

“Touches of Graeme Swann in Dom Bess’ action wouldn’t you say Adam?” tweets @Martin_Laidler. “Loopy windmill action (technical term).” Yep, a good comparison. Now, if only he can take 250-odd Test wickets in the next five years!

16th over: South Africa 48-3 (Elgar 29, van der Dussen 4) Edge, four! Through third slip. Root has three catchers back there but not in that very spot. Jimmy has a word about it to van der Dussen, as is the custom when such a thing happens. This is a much better spell from the man with 578 Test scalps to his name.

15th over: South Africa 44-3 (Elgar 29, van der Dussen 0) Bess is on for his first over in Test cricket since Headingley last June. Since then, he’s seen plenty of Second XI cricket, a loan to Yorkshire and remains Somerset’s second spinner. But he’s coming on at a great time with his side well on top. Elgar tries to get on top of him first ball and gets four for it, but not without risk driving on the up past cover. Encouraged by that, he lands the rest of his over right on the spot. Good start.

14th over: South Africa 40-3 (Elgar 25, van der Dussen 0) A lot of work to do for Rassie van der Dussen in this his second Test. He defends the one ball he has to see off from Anderson here, the champion quick completing a wicket maiden.

ANDERSON STRIKES!

England on a roll! Jimmy Anderson is in on the act and the South Africa skipper is gone, Faf du Plessis edges to Stokes. SA 40-3.

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Jimmy! Swung around to follow Broad he’s into the book straight away. It’s a lovely delivery, nipping away just enough off the seam to find the captain’s edge. Classic Anderson. Stokes does the rest, a staightforward snaffle this time.

13th over: South Africa 40-2 (Elgar 25, du Plessis 1) Curran is really holding up his end of the bargain here, building the pressure at Elgar to help Broad do what he needs to at the other end. du Plessis is off the mark with one around the corner.

12th over: South Africa 38-2 (Elgar 24, du Plessis 0) Right in that channel at du Plessis outside the off-stump then attacking the stumps with a yorker-length delivery. I don’t think it is overstating it to say that Broad is bowling as well as he ever has at the moment. This is a fantastic spell. Well handled by home skipper.

If you’ve been watching the dreadful fires in my country and want to do something to help the criical relief effort, consider getting involved with the fantastic auction being held by Russell Jackson, who many OBO readers would know as a former Guardian sports writer and editor. As a kid, he collected the autographs of ten Test captains on a lovely blank bat. To do his bit, he’s giving it away to the highest bidder with the money going to where it is needed most.

At the end of day two, bidding is at $2000. Auction finishes 8pm the night the SCG Test ends. Thanks to all the generous bidders so far. Cricket people are good people. https://t.co/C3y0kIsYap

11th over: South Africa 38-2 (Elgar 24, du Plessis 0) Curran does his job, sending down an accurate maiden at Elgar. Broad now gets another go at the new man.

“Good morning Adam.” And to you, Steve Ditchburn. “Someone really needs to teach Jimmy Anderson to play balls on their length. There was absolutely no point in playing a shot to that last ball - it was going way over the stumps - and he got out similarly when England were trying to save the game a few years ago and there were only a few overs left in the day. I know he’s not there as a batsman but a little coaching would be beneficial.” I think he gets a leave pass there? They did add 35!

10th over: South Africa 38-2 (Elgar 24, du Plessis 0) After the drinks break, he gets one look at du Plessis to complete the successful over, defended from the crease. They exchange a couple of words. “He’s got his knees up,” says KP on telly. “He’s bowling really, really well.” He then hints at saying something not very nice about Anderson, which we’re going to have to get used to with him on commentary. But forget that for now, Big Bad Stuart Broad might be on one. And whaddacatch!

BRILLIANT CATCH FROM STOKES!

Broad has his second as Hamza edges to second slip where Stokes takes a fantastic low catch diving to his right! SA 38-2.

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What a good catch that is! Stokes to his right at second slip, diving low to the ground and getting both hands to it. Fantastic work in there. Broad wasn’t put off after being driven for four from the first ball of this over, keeping the ball full and getting this reward for it. Thanks to Broad, the visitors are up and about.

9th over: South Africa 34-1 (Elgar 24, Hamza 1) Slammin’ Sammy Curran gets his first chance of the morning, replacing Anderson. Elgar is happy enough with that decision, flicking his first delivery away to the boundary then repeating the very same shot next ball, albeit for three this time. Hamza now, off the mark with a push behind point. By the end of the over, Curran finds his line and length.

“Keep tests five-day, cut the working week to four,” suggests ChipShopChop to me on twitter. “Start tests on a Friday to well-rested full houses. New golden age ensues.” Another proposition that’ll have a lot of support in these parts!

8th over: South Africa 26-1 (Elgar 17, Hamza 0) Broad is stump to stump to Hamza straight away, clearly working to a plan. With his third ball to him he finds the outside edge, bouncing before it reaches gully but another good sign. We all know what a confidence bowler he is. Oooi, he finishes his wicket maiden with a beauty, pitching middle and off before seaming away gorgeously and evading the edge.

WICKET!

Broad strikes to grab England's first, getting South African debutant Malan edging to a relieved Root at slip!

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This edge goes to hand! First ball of his new over, Broad has Malan steering the easiest of catches to Root at first slip. That looked a good matchup for England and it has paid off. Needless to say, they really needed that early breakthrough.

7th over: South Africa 26-0 (Elgar 17, Malan 5) Edge, four! Anderson is doing the yards against Elgar and has won the edge with the final ball of another handy over but it lands in front of the cordon before skipping away to the rope. Frustrating.

6th over: South Africa 20-0 (Elgar 11, Malan 5) Broad to Malan and he’s beating him with a lovely delivery moving away from the blade with his second offering. He’s a touch wide of the off-stump by the end of the set but I’m sure he’ll back himself against a man on debut if he can get a few consistent overs in at him.

“Good morning Adam from a hot, sunny Cape Town.” Sounds fantastic coming from where I am in chilly North London, Trevor Tutu. “Yesterday your colleague, Tim, suggested that my son, who was going to Newlands’ to barrack the Barmy Army, would not have a very good time of it. He was right, but not in the way Tim meant. My son reports that while Stokes and Root were still in, they were all having a really good time, and that banter and repartee were exchanged in good humour. But, that as soon as the England collapse began, it put a pall over the proceedings. He says banter, which would have drawn a swift retort, before went unanswered.” Sports fans - we are fickle. I don’t think that’s a nationality thing.

5th over: South Africa 20-0 (Elgar 11, Malan 5) Anderson is giving the ball a chance in terms of where he is pitching it but there isn’t a lot going on here in terms of lateral movement. Elgar has played a lot of cricket and will know that if he can get through the first hour here, it is going to be a dream to bat on later. In turn, he’s taking no risks, picking up a couple with soft hands past gully to finish.

4th over: South Africa 17-0 (Elgar 9, Malan 4) Better from Broad too, keeping Elgar in defence from around the wicket. Nasser notes that he no longer has a third slip, that catcher redeployed to extra cover after those two boundaries. “Anderson and Broad hate going for runs,” he says, noting that Root has been integral in getting the tall quick to pitch the baller fuller over the last couple of years. He’s very close to finish his maiden, jagging back at the left-hander and finding his inside egde.

3rd over: South Africa 17-0 (Elgar 9, Malan 4) Anderson settles well, giving Malan nothing in and around that off-stump line. He plays out the maiden watchfully.

“Good afternoon.” Hello, Amod Paranjape. “Will this be the last series of Joe Root as Captain to preserve Joe Root the batsman?” It’s getting easier to buil that case, I’m afraid. He’s smart enough to know that. But we have a long way to go here.

2nd over: South Africa 17-0 (Elgar 9, Malan 4) Elgar gets his first boundary early on too, timing a full Broad delivery wide of mid-off for four. There’s no batswing required there - all timing. Those feel really good. Broad, around the wicket, immediately drags his length back and has the left-hander leaving close to his off-stump. The over gets very expensive at the end though, Broad’s angle cutting Elgar in half and also beating Buttler, running away for four byes. Unlucky. But to finish he’s again too full, as he was to begin the over, so the left-hander takes full advantage through the cover region on this occasion. They’re off to a flyer.

“We’re a bit self selecting here, enthusiasts who follow OBO at any and all hours but reducing the days makes no sense to me in that... at 5, it’s a very different game,” is the very reasonable assessment of Peter Gibbs. “4 days promotes more sloggery and perhaps a narrower range of abilities and we have plenty of that in its’ purest form at the other end of the scale. 5 days is a different game, not better or worse. 4 days is reductive.”

Sunset at the SCG. Totally cool, totally normal. pic.twitter.com/wT3LHxbQd6

1st over: South Africa 5-0 (Elgar 1, Malan 4) Anderson is right where he needs to be at Elgar, who gets off the mark with a compact push to cover. Pieter Malan’s turn, the 30-year-old playing his debut Test innings here. The Newlands crowd know their cricket and give him a solid round of applause when the new right-hander defends the first ball from the middle of his bat. They’re even happier when he gets off the mark from the final ball of the over with a lovely cut shot, putting it away past the vacant point region. A classy way to get out of the blocks.

“The question to ask here is - will the four-day format benefit cricket?” asks Abhijato Sensarma on our topic of four-day Tests. “There will be more aggressive batting from the batsmen, and lesser importance or time given to defence. This may lead to an erosion of technique as well as the spirit of the purest form of the game we hold so dear. Excessively defensive bowling is likely become a feature too. Of course, one cannot deny this will increase the format’s commercial viability at a time the format is being neglected financially. The players will benefit if the ‘trickle down effect’ is to be believed. It is not. Also, another argument put forward about giving players breathing space in their workload is not convincing - more LOIs will probably be fitted in during this period of vacancy by the ever-greedy administrators. Frankly, I do not mind four-day cricket. But it should be an option for sides to opt for, not compulsory.”

The players are back on the field. Jimmy has the ball in his hand and Dean Elgar is taking strike for the Proteas. PLAY!

I’m looking forward to watching Dom Bess bowl. I spoke to his Somerset coach about the offspinner’s 18 months in the wilderness after his two Tests in 2018.

Related: Dom Bess gets chance for second spin on Test cricket wheel of fortune | Adam Collins

“What say I?” asks Jane Evans of four-day Tests. “Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!”

This is a view consistent across my inbox. I’m fairly sure I know what administrators would say to that: you all love Test cricket anyway and this isn’t about you. They know we’re hooked and will keep coming back regardless. Hmm.

Some more on four-day Tests during the change. “I say I’m really looking forward to contemplating sunny skies on the non-existent fifth day of a Test that’s been given up as a draw because of rain earlier in the match,” tweets @ejhchess.

Indeed. Andrew Samson, the TMS stats guru (currently working for SEN radio in Australia) noted in their coverage overnight that through the last decade, the average overs bowled per day is 79. Of course, weather and shocking over rates contrbute to that figure. His/my point: it’s a waste of time using 98 overs per day as the benchmark when building the case that fifth days aren’t required anymore.

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Jimmy Anderson the last man to fall, edging Rabada to slip, as England add seven to their overnight score

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Anderson steers Rabada into the hands of van der Dussen at first slip, ending this tenth wicket stand at 35. He was down there after a misjudgment from Pope from the first ball of the over, digging a yorker out to midwicket and calling two but there was never two there. But he did really well, walking off unbeaten on 61.

91st over: England 268-9 (Pope 60, Anderson 4) Nortje has the pace to keep Pope quiet as they continue the strike-milking game. He doesn’t take the singles to cover and can’t make contact with the short stuff when it eventually arrives at the tail end of the over. He does get a run for the tally, via a bouncer that is called as a wide by Paul Reiffel for leaping too high. The touring supporters are loving that. He rebowls the final ball and the Surrey man makes room to bunt a length delivery over mid-off for the single they crave to keep him on strike. That’s the way.

“I agree that I think it is a done deal to make 4 day test cricket,” says Damian Horton. “I expect the main reason is it makes financial sense to drop day 5 (nothing to do with players!!). Day 5 often has the full expense of staff, food, security etc but often doesn’t have the revenue due to refunds for no play or discounted/free tickets and tickets only sold on the day (hard to plan for). 4 day tests would be more profitable in Aus and England but more critically the only way to make financial sense in other countries.”

90th over: England 266-9 (Pope 59, Anderson 4) Very good from Jimmy, getting the first ball of the day safely down to third man to give the strike to Pope. The young man makes solid contact with a drive to the man at cover to begin before flicking two confident runs through midwicket. Rabada goes short to Pope in response, who gets underneath it. To finish, he gets resourceful with a snuffle outside the leg stump to open up the offside, eventually hacking a quick single to square leg to keep the strike for the next over. They’ve managed that really well.

The players are on the field at Newlands. Right, how long can this final England pair drag it out? Jimmy Anderson is down at the business end to begin, facing Kagiso Rabaga. Never an easy task. He has a couple of slips and a gully. PLAY!

Speaking of that Test in Sydney... look away now if you are triggered by news that Australia have found an out-and-out superstar number three batsman. Marnus Labuschagne took his overnight ton and made it a double. That’s the fourth time in six Tests this home summer that’s he has reached three figures. What a ride he has had since coming in for Steve Smith as a concussion sub at Lord’s in August. Would you believe, now in his 22nd Test innings, he has the second highest average ever with only Bradman ahead of him. Yep - he’s overtaken Steve Smith.

Related: Marnus Labuschagne double ton hands Australia healthy lead

In favour of four-day Test cricket? If so, you’ll be happy to hear that Kevin Roberts, the Cricket Australia boss, was talking them up again on radio during the Australia v New Zealand Test overnight. To me, I regret to say, this is starting to feel like a done deal for the next World Test Championship cycle. What say you?

It looks a stuning morning at Cape Town on the telly. Another great day to bat.Mark Ramprakash, who has been a revelation as a TV pundit on Sky since giving up the batting coaching gig - so measured, so soothing - is talking up Ollie Pope and I’m all for that. Ben Stokes is now being interviewed pitchside. “I’m not sure what to put my finger on,” he says when expressing his frustration at England giving up their starts. He adds that he is fully fit for bowling duty today.

Welcome to day two at Newlands. Just typing that venue name still gives me a mild cast of PTSD: the last time I was there I was commentating when Cam Bancroft shoved a square of sandpaper down his pants. But I digress.

In Cape Town, you get one of the hardest and best tracks in the world to bat on. It’s why Vic Marks said last night that the opening day was the type to make England’s bowlers very cross. With the exception of Zak Crawley, all of England’s specialist batsmen got into the game and reached at least 29, yet none made it beyond 47 with the exception of Ollie Pope, who resumes today on 56 with the visitors 262-9.

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Australia v New Zealand: third Test, day three – as it happened

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  • Australia lead by 243 with two days remaining
  • Nathan Lyon (5-68) bowled Australia to a 203-run first-innings lead

Here’s your daily report from the SCG.

Related: Nathan Lyon spins Australia closer to victory on day three at the SCG

Australia reasserted their authority over the third Test on day three at the SCG. Nathan Lyon was the star, spinning his way to five wickets against a New Zealand batting order that contrived to lose wickets.

A long slow day (one ending four overs shy of the required allotment despite lasting an extra half-hour) was made testing because this SCG pitch has all-but died. There is no bounce on offer to the pace bowlers, even with the new ball, and the game is increasingly a war of attrition.

16th over: Australia 40-0 (Warner 23, Burns 16) It might be the fag end of a long old day but Neil Wagner isn’t giving anything away. He strains every sinew to chase down a lovely late cut from Warner, turning a certain four into a memorable three. Both teams do their best to waste time and ensure this is the final over the day. Umpire Erasmus is in no hurry either, and his dawdling confirms the close of play. Not a great sight for supposedly the pinnacle of the sport, especially considering the day was four overs short of a full complement of overs. Ah, cricket.

15th over: Australia 37-0 (Warner 20, Burns 16) Wagner bowls a maiden to Burns with the batsman unlucky not to pierce the field with some crisp strokes to largely line and length deliveries. The solitary bumper strikes the batsman on his back but umpire Erasmus - harshly in my opinion - signals dead ball, after two leg-byes had been jogged.

14th over: Australia 37-0 (Warner 20, Burns 16) This long, slow, hazy day is dribbling to a close. Somerville’s latest over takes an age with fielding changes and further attention being paid to the stricken Blundell dragging proceedings out. Both batsmen nurdle singles as the crowd streams away from the SCG.

SCG day 3 final attendance 32,071

Total for the Test so far is 99,896#AusvNZ

13th over: Australia 35-0 (Warner 19, Burns 15) After a couple of overs of tease Wagner goes back to his bodyline-lite approach. It almost pays dividends immediately when Warner fails to connect with a glance off his hip, but once the strike is rotated it’s back to line and length, which Burns handles with aplomb.

The New Zealand physio - who has been overworked all tour - is out again. Tom Blundell looks to have done himself a mischief fielding, possibly throwing his shoulder out of kilter, and Wagner is having some attention paid to his knee.

12th over: Australia 34-0 (Warner 18, Burns 15) More dodgy calling, and again Burns is diving full stretch to make his ground! This time it was a good decision to reject a second run after first turning and setting off for the other end. Following those scrapes he’s uncomfortable on strike, inside-edging onto his pad then missing a sweep, but both instances end with Somerville looking forlorn.

11th over: Australia 33-0 (Warner 17, Burns 15) As expected, Wagner is back on immediately, and he settles into a conventional line and length to Burns from around the wicket. After an edgy start to the over Burns finds his timing and drives square through the off-side for three. Wagner moves over the wicket to Warner and hits the bat hard with his heavy ball, forcing the batsman to remove his bottom hand and shake it loose. Perhaps distracted by numb fingers Warner then tips and runs for a very tight single that invited calamity for his partner but the required direct hit did not materialise.

10th over: Australia 29-0 (Warner 16, Burns 12) Just the one over from Wagner (presumably he will switch ends) meaning Will Somerville comes into the attack for the first look at spin this innings. Burns allows him to get away with a couple of half-track looseners before finally whipping off his hip to rotate the strike. Warner tries to move his feet to engineer some runs but the angle into him from Somerville keeps things tight.

9th over: Australia 28-0 (Warner 16, Burns 11) Better from Henry, finding a probing line and length from around the wicket to Warner, and slipping in a skiddy bouncer for good measure that forced the batsman into evasive action. Maiden.

8th over: Australia 28-0 (Warner 16, Burns 11) First look at Wagner for the innings, and it will be fascinating to see how he attacks on this dead deck. Poorly, is the answer, at least to begin with. He opens on a regulation length and Warner trusts his eye to hit through the line for two then four, then one through the off-side. No bouncers whatsoever.

Australia’s pitch doctoring to combat New Zealand’s strike weapon looks to have done the trick.

7th over: Australia 21-0 (Warner 9, Burns 11) Henry pulls his length back this over, and not to good effect. The genuine bouncer does not get up at all, but the wide long-hop does - and Burns slaps it through point for four.

@JPHowcroft heya JP - whats chaseable on this pitch? Could you give me scores that, in your opinion, would be chased down: 75% of the time, 50% of the time and 25% of the time? I'm thinking 250/275/300?

6th over: Australia 15-0 (Warner 8, Burns 6) CdG also finds that full length, allowing Warner to throw his hands at the ball without fear and collect two through extra cover. The remainder of the over, like so many passages of play to come, is pretty tepid with the 120kph bowler making run scoring awkward on this lifeless deck.

5th over: Australia 13-0 (Warner 6, Burns 6) The hittable length on this pitch now is very small and very full, and that’s where Henry lands to Burns, inviting a drive in the V that the Australian opener executes to perfection.

4th over: Australia 9-0 (Warner 6, Burns 2) Maiden from CdG to Warner with the Australian unprepared to take unnecessary risks on a pitch proving increasingly difficult to trust.

3rd over: Australia 9-0 (Warner 6, Burns 2) Warner’s in busy, hard-running mode, tipping and running against Henry to keep the game moving. The ball is barely bouncing out in the middle though, making scoring runs a heck of a challenge.

2nd over: Australia 8-0 (Warner 5, Burns 2) Colin de Grandhomme shares the new ball for New Zealand and after Warner gets off the mark with a couple through the covers he does well to jam his bat down on a delivery that barely bounces. Warner quickly puts that scare to the back of his mind and clips three more runs wide of mid-on, allowing Burns on strike. The Queenslander also opens his account with a couple through point before he suffers his own pea-shooter, luckily for him, outside off stump.

1st over: Australia 1-0 (Warner 0, Burns 0) Nice start from Henry. He raps Warner on the pads with one that cuts in from around the wicket, then forces him to take evasive action with a sharp bouncer.

Ok, the players are back out. 70 minutes of play left in the day. A big hour ahead for Joe Burns.

That’s Nathan Lyon’s 17th five-for. He now has five-wicket hauls against every Test side he has faced.

Nathan Lyon moves into top 5 for Test wickets taken on Aussie soil
319 - Shane Warne
289 - Glenn McGrath
231 - Dennis Lillee
193 - Craig McDermott
186 - NATHAN LYON
186 - Brett Lee
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Tim Paine has had the option to enforce the follow on in four straight Tests. Also led by 340 after Pakistan batted first in Brisbane.

What a dominant summer.

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Unsurprisingly, Australia have not enforced the follow-on.

Lyon has his five-for! Henry looked composed at the crease despite his broken thumb but succumbs to some smart keeping from Tim Paine. The New Zealander took a stride forward to play a defensive stroke but the ball just rolled off the face of the bat, straight to Paine, who snaffled it quickly and whipped off the bails with the batsman still sliding his way down the pitch with his forward press, a cm or two outside his ground.

95th over: New Zealand 249-9 (Astle 25, Henry 1) Starc continues to direct his deliveries towards Henry’s gloves but the tailender does well to get out of the way or block with his bat for four deliveries then pinches a leg-bye from the fifth. Astle then takes over, stepping to leg and swatting a four over long off like Chris Lynn in prime form.

Kennedy poses an interesting question by email. Could this be allowed under ICC playing regulations? “Question for the seasoned OBOers. Is anyone allowed to be a sub fielder? Could they auction an over of sub fielding out to who ever donates the most to the McGrath foundation?”

94th over: New Zealand 244-9 (Astle 21, Henry 1) Astle has to take command now and he states his intention with a second ball four, lofting Lyon back over his head. He accepts a single from the proceeding delivery, handing Henry three balls to repel - which he does - and even (perhaps stupidly) runs a single from the last of the over to retain the strike.

93rd over: New Zealand 238-9 (Astle 16, Henry 0) Matt Henry, broken thumb and all, is out in the middle to join Todd Astle, and a compassionless Mitchell Starc targets the gloves from the off. Henry survives, just.

Nathan Lyon now has 384 Tests wickets, that’s one more than Ian Botham.

Yeah, about Nathan Lyon...

Neil Wagner is happy to dot one delivery, but not two. A massive heave across the line fails to connect with any leather and a stock delivery from around the wicket gently bumps into middle stump. Awful, awful batting.

Speaking of Nathan Lyon...

It takes just four deliveries with the new ball for the GOAT to bag his third wicket. There’s precious little turn on offer with the hard Kookaburra but Somerville continues to play for it, fishing outside off for a while before Lyon adjusts his approach, straightens, and knocks back off stump.

91st over: New Zealand 237-7 (Astle 15, Somerville 0) Pattinson rolls his ankle a fraction during his over to Astle, and replays show the landing area for the fast bowler’s front foot is very uneven indeed. Two from the over as New Zealand regroup and Australia plug away, waiting for Lyon to spin some more magic.

90th over: New Zealand 235-7 (Astle 13, Somerville 0) Astle and Somerville are far from the poorest nos. 8 & 9 you’ll find at Test level. The former has look assured for 50 balls already, the latter safely negotiates a Cummins maiden on a ground he knows well from his NSW days. This pitch is becoming a dead parrot sketch, so much so Cummins jokes that Tim Paine should put on a helmet and stand up to the stumps.

89th over: New Zealand 235-7 (Astle 13, Somerville 0) Pattinson replaces Starc for his first blast with the sort-of new ball, and he bowls a very sub-scontinental maiden, hitting good lines and lengths only to watch the ball pitch and die.

88th over: New Zealand 235-7 (Astle 13, Somerville 0) That was a terrific duel. Phillips rode his luck but showed he has the skill and temperament to prosper at Test level. Cummins demonstrated why he is the no.1 bowler in the world right now; relentless.

@JPHowcroft Why on earth are on-field umpires still in charge of looking for no-balls when every Test nowadays there's another umpire up in a box with a telly able to watch for footfall-fails?! Maybe the umpiring union are trying to keep the third ump job as cushy as possible?

The third ball of the innings goes the way of the second, into the midwicket boundary. Cummins has had no success with his short ball to Phillips and he gets the treatment again. The controlled swivel and wristy pull - fast becoming Phillips’ trademark - brings up a debut 50.

And then he’s out.

Australia’s insistence their second ball of the innings is flawed has paid dividends. A handsome NSW branded timber case has been brought out to allow umpire Erasmus to select a replacement.

87th over: New Zealand 231-6 (Phillips 48, Astle 13) A much better short ball from Starc forces Phillips into an ungainly shot, but one he still manages to roll his wrists over. Otherwise it’s another over that demonstrates how this surface offers few demons with the pacemen operating with the new ball. It’s all bit sub-continental, what with the hazy outlook and the fielding side waiting for some reverse swing or the return of Nathan Lyon.

86th over: New Zealand 229-6 (Phillips 47, Astle 12) The wind has picked up at the SCG, bringing with it an ominous gloom. That heavy atmosphere is reflected on-field where the dead pitch is leading to some attritional cricket.

85th over: New Zealand 227-6 (Phillips 46, Astle 11) New Zealand dab a couple of singles from Starc’s latest over. Not much happening with this new ball either in the air or off the pitch.

Channel Seven has coded the previous two overs before James Pattinson’s no-ball dismissal of Glenn Phillips, and guess what - five uncalled no-balls! As soon as the no-ball was called Pattinson corrected immediately. How can this be allowed to continue? What a mess the ICC have created for themselves.

In the two overs leading up to James Pattinson's disallowed wicket, there were five (!!) no-balls not called on field, including the wicket ball.@copes9 | #AUSvNZpic.twitter.com/sSKnuX6tNn

84th over: New Zealand 225-6 (Phillips 45, Astle 10) Blimey! Phillips goes back to his pull shot after almost perishing with it before tea, and this time he hammers it high over square leg for six! Pat Cummins is not often dismissed like that, but Phillips looked like vintage Ricky Ponting executing that stroke. That was the only scoring shot in an otherwise exemplary Cummins over. The short ball is no longer the bowler’s friend on this dead SCG track.

83rd over: New Zealand 219-6 (Phillips 39, Astle 10) “Good cricket all round” says Ricky Ponting as play begins after tea with a nicely pitched in-swinger from Starc, met with a solid forward defensive stroke by Glenn Phillips. Starc attempts a similar delivery next ball but Phillips presents the full face of the bat to send a checked drive back past the non-striker for four. Four more from the next delivery, but with far less control. Starc this time catching the outside edge but the ball scoots through gully along the ground. And that prompts Starc to hand the ball to Aleem Dar to have it scrutinised! Is that a record? Three deliveries into a new ball and it’s already being put through the handcuffs to check it’s adequately spherical.

The floodlights are starting to take effect at the SCG. It’s a murky afternoon in Sydney with the smoke haze from the south and west starting to drift towards the eastern suburbs.

Australia have taken the new ball. Mitchell Starc will have first use immediately after tea.

There are 36 overs left to be bowled in the day, so we’re likely to be playing through the extra half-hour allotted for teams for whom six hours isn’t enough to send down 90 overs. But yeah, let’s push for four-day Tests.

Australia are in control of the third Test now after New Zealand disappointed during the afternoon session, losing three wickets, two in needless fashion. However, the home side still requires 14 more wickets to celebrate victory, a task that looks to be a grind on an SCG pitch that is dying by the hour.

82nd over: New Zealand 210-6 (Phillips 30, Astle 10) Still no new ball with Labuschagne given another over, and he almost jags a wicket with a beautiful leg-spinner that catches the outside edge of Astle’s bat but squirts safely into the off-side. The inconsistency of the part-time option is then on display with a loose delivery down the leg-side helped on its way by Astle for four.

81st over: New Zealand 206-6 (Phillips 30, Astle 6) Australia persist with the old ball, for now, handing Nathan Lyon his 28th over. Todd Astle responds by skipping down the track and dumping a four straight back over the bowler’s head.

80th over: New Zealand 201-6 (Phillips 30, Astle 1) Labuschagne gets another dart, in what may well be the final over with this ball. New Zealand negotiate it safely. All eyes on Aleem Dar - will he raise a shiny new Kookaburra over his head?

79th over: New Zealand 199-6 (Phillips 29, Astle 0) Pattinson only has himself to blame, but it will be interesting to follow the TV coverage and see if they identify a pattern of overstepping that was not called by the on-field umpires. Phillips, on debut as a consequence of the flu ravaging the New Zealand dressing room, has now been dropped twice and caught off a no-ball.

Massive let-off for Phillips, but what on earth are New Zealand thinking? With three men out on the leg-side boundary he tries to pull James Pattinson on a surface with untrustworthy bounce and can only send the ball straight to Travis Head on the midwicket fence. But he is reprieved when replays show Pattinson has overstepped by a couple of millimetres. Another Test, another batsman called back after the fact. The ICC has got to get a handle on this.

Related: Rassie van der Dussen escape shows how umpires are on the back foot | Chris Stocks

78th over: New Zealand 197-6 (Phillips 28, Astle 0) Starc returns after that solitary and successful Labuschagne over to try and mop up the tail with the reverse-swinging old ball. He doesn’t strike immediately but the low bounce worries New Zealand twice. On the first occasion he hits Phillips in his midriff with a bouncer that fails to get up, then he has Astle jamming down on a ball that threatened to grubber its way into his stumps.

77th over: New Zealand 195-6 (Phillips 27, Astle 0) Replays of that run out just made de Grandhomme’s performance even more infuriating. He jogged the first run, took an age to set off for the second, and had plenty of time to abort the mission. Meanwhile Pattinson sends down a maiden to Phillips. The feisty quick hasn’t been at his best this match and again his line and length isn’t a patch on the high standard set by Pat Cummins.

76th over: New Zealand 195-6 (Phillips 27, Astle 0) Labuschagne bowled nicely but that over was all about CdG’s brain fade. The NZ management must be tearing their hair out.

Good grief. Colin de Grandhomme, what are you doing? A brisk but ultimately inconsequential innings comes to an end in desperate fashion. After driving new bowler Marnus Labuschagne into the outfield de Grandhomme turns for a suicidal second and perishes. Matthew Wade was on the ball at midwicket in a flash and his throw was in Tim Paine’s hands soon enough to flick the bails off and send the last recognised Kiwi batsman packing. That was dreadful cricket from New Zealand.

75th over: New Zealand 194-5 (Phillips 27, de Grandhomme 19) CdG continues to keep the scoreboard moving. Pattinson drops short and offers a smidgen of width that de Grandhomme accepts to cut smartly behind point for four. He is a big powerful lad the Harare-born right-hander. With bat in hand he makes the massive modern blades look like the toothpicks of old.

74th over: New Zealand 189-5 (Phillips 27, de Grandhomme 14) CdG continues to live dangerously. An easy single is on offer from a Lyon long-hop but the big allrounder goes for a big lofted flip and almost sends it down Travis Head’s throat at long leg. He escapes with a single, allowing Phillips to show him how it’s done, first capitalising on length with a neat straight drive, then rocking back and punishing the overcorrection through midwicket for consecutive boundaries.

73rd over: New Zealand 180-5 (Phillips 19, de Grandhomme 13) Pattinson replaces Starc and his first delivery is right in the slot for CdG who shows the class he possesses with bat in hand, leaning into a thumping cover drive. He collects four more the following delivery with a fine tickle off his pads after Pattinson leaked down the leg-side.

72nd over: New Zealand 171-5 (Phillips 19, de Grandhomme 4) Another drop from Nathan Lyon off his own bowling! Perhaps his injured right thumb from his earlier drop forced him to go for this effort with just his left hand instead of both? Either way, that’s a let-off for Phillips who failed to punish a rare full toss.

71st over: New Zealand 169-5 (Phillips 17, de Grandhomme 4) What was that about cavalier Colin? With leaden feet he swings his blade at Starc with the ball on the up and he’s lucky to watch a sliced drive fly a metre or two wide of a diving Wade at cover. I’m in favour of a counterattack to push the onus back on the bowlers, but shots like that are an accident waiting to happen.

70th over: New Zealand 167-5 (Phillips 17, de Grandhomme 2) Lyon looks like taking a wicket most deliveries. His ability to land the ball in the right areas consistently and exploit the natural variation is glorious to watch. New Zealand play him well this over, both batsmen rotating the strike and looking to capitalise on anything too full or too wide. CdG owes his team a decent performance with the bat, he’s looked a touch too cavalier this series.

There’s still a little spark left in New Zealand cricket...

Perhaps ask a kiwi rugby writer. They have had to rewrite the same story for the last 10 years. #AUSvNZ

Thank you very much Adam.

Remember to retune your emails and tweets to the following addresses: @JPHowcroft and jonathan.howcroft.casual@theguardian.com.

69th over: New Zealand 164-5 (Phillips 15, de Grandhomme 1) The field is set up for the short ball at de Grandhomme - it’s only a matter of time before Starc has a pop at it. Around the wicket, he’s angling in at the stumps to begin. There’s nothing easy about this, another delivery keeping a fraction low. Now he has a flash at one well outside the off-stump, failing to make contact. Leave that alone, Col. Two balls to come, surely he goes short? Not yet - this is the yorker, a leading edge ending up at cover and getting him off the mark. So close. Phillips deals with the final ball, taking them to DRINKS. With this day and match at halfway, I’ll handover to JP Howcroft to steer you through from here. I’ll be back on the OBO tomorrow from Cape Town and then with you at Sydney after that. Bye!

68th over: New Zealand 163-5 (Phillips 15, de Grandhomme 0) Lyon to Phillips with four men around the bat in a box field. Sure enough, they have plenty to say too with the Black Caps at risk of folding here. There’s a bit of variable bounce out of those footmarks now as well, one keeping low from the rough. A maiden it is.

67th over: New Zealand 163-5 (Phillips 15, de Grandhomme 0) de Grandhomme keeps out a full one to finish. Starc was on after another excellent Cummins spell. There is no respite with these Aussie quicks at the moment. A lot has been said about Labuschagne’s golden summer but I can’t think of a season where a group of fast bowlers have been as good as this, complemented so well by Lyon.

Chops on a wide one. Ugly. It takes Starc only five balls in this new spell to strike.

66th over: New Zealand 162-4 (Phillips 14, Watling 9)“This is Glenn Phillips’ biggest challenge,” Brendon McCullum says of facing the relentless Nathan Lyon. He does it well through this over, defending well and collecting a single to finish.

65th over: New Zealand 161-4 (Phillips 13, Watling 9) Cummins gives Watling another bumper before this over is done, ducked this time. A good decision.

With that review, DRS just lost faith in Tim Paine #AUSvNZ@cricbuzz

NOT OUT! Clearly off the arm guard, not the glove. Australia are out of reviews.

IS WATLING CAUGHT AT SHORT LEG? Cummins had him in all sorts of bother with a bumper, taken by Wade. It is given not out on the field so Paine sends it up to the DRS for a second look. They are very confident, but so is Watling.

64th over: New Zealand 160-4 (Phillips 12, Watling 9) That’s the shot of the session so far from Watling, getting a big stride in at Lyon before stroking him with fantastic timing out to the boundary in front of the Bill O’Reilly Stand. On radio, they report that it is very smokey now at the SCG. The suggestion is that it’ll get worse in the final session, which might then force the players off the field.

63rd over: New Zealand 156-4 (Phillips 12, Watling 5) A compact drive from Watling off Cummins, down to long-off for three from an attempted yorker that arrived on the full. Phillips gets himself in a tangle against a shorter ball around shoulder height, fortunate not to pop it into Paine’s gloves down the legside.

I’m getting in way too early here but centuries on debut is something I have a strong interest in; 11 New Zealand men have achieved it, the most recent Tom Blundell in 2017. Of course, Matthew Sinclair made his a double the in the final Test Match of 1999. Some other fun names, including cult hero Mark Greatbatch!

62nd over: New Zealand 153-4 (Phillips 12, Watling 2) Nice shot from Phillips to move into double figures, pulling Lyon out to the midwicket rope. It wasn’t that short but he made it look like it with fast feet and hands. Lyon bounces straight back with one that grips out of the rough and finds the newcomer’s inside edge - Labuschagne looked in the game at silly point but it didn’t go to hand.

61st over: New Zealand 149-4 (Phillips 8, Watling 2) Phillips does well to get out of the Cummins frying pan first ball of the new over, carefully placing a short ball behind square. Since that chance he returned to Lyon before lunch, he’s looked okay. Watling is meditative, defending the rest. He can bat time, we know that.

60th over: New Zealand 148-4 (Phillips 7, Watling 2) Watling then Phillips start the over with a single each into the offside from Lyon, the former happy to defend the rest. He’s a handful here with these big footmarks to aim at. Lyon has never picked up a five-wicket bag at the SCG - this is a fantastic opportunity to correct that.

59th over: New Zealand 146-4 (Phillips 6, Watling 1) Nothing easy about this for Phillips with Cummins, slamming into the channel outside the off-stump, giving him nothing. He’s faced 31 balls for his six so far, which is fine, of course. Maiden.

58th over: New Zealand 146-4 (Phillips 6, Watling 1) Four catchers around the bat for Lyon, boxing Watling in. I’m pleased to see a silly point in place; doesn’t get given one anywhere near enough for mine. He’s landing in those two patches of rough throughout the over, Watling getting through the early interrogation.

57th over: New Zealand 146-4 (Phillips 6, Watling 1) The new man is off the mark first ball with a clip to midwicket. After jagging the wicket-taking delivery back at Taylor, the classy Cummins is shaping away from Phillips now before finishing with an quick bouncer. He’s starting 2020 as he finished 2019 - the best there is.

No reprieve, umpire’s call on impact and very much hitting middle! Cummins got it done with his first ball after the break, past the inside edge after doing just enough. Beautifully bowled on a track is giving plenty to bowlers hitting the seam.

HAS CUMMINS TRAPPED TAYLOR LBW? Aleem Dar thinks so, raising his finger. Taylor takes his time but ultimately elects to review. Let’s go to the DRS!

56th over: New Zealand 145-3 (Taylor 22, Phillips 6) Phillips gets the first runs of the session, three of them, driven down to long off. Nicely played. Taylor gets a single too, whipping confidently into the legside, playing with the spin.

The players are back on the field. James Pattinson sprints out chasing the TV drone camera - gotta love him. Aleem Dar is running too! From one side of the wicket to the other at square leg so play can continue and the crowd love it. Lyon will start off with the ball, from the Paddington End; Phillips is on strike. PLAY!

Nathan Lyon is speaking to TV. He hasn’t got anything to say, as is the custom with these interviews at the intervals. I have no idea why they bother.

With three wickets - two of those falling with the score on 117 - Australia take the honours for the morning session. It looked like New Zealand were going to make it to lunch one down but Raval, who was in great touch, missed Lyon’s straight before Latham inexplicably pushed a catch off Cummins to mid-on moments later. Blundell was the early wicket to fall, getting into a tangle off Lyon to put the spinner into the book for the first time. He’s the man most likely to take a bag, even after putting down Phillips in his follow-through when the new man was on 2. We go to the break with the Black Caps still 313 runs behind. A long way to go.

55th over: New Zealand 141-3 (Taylor 21, Phillips 3) Travis Head started the session with his off-spin and he’s back now to finish it. I suspect the plan from Paine was to race through the over in 90 seconds so to give Lyon another chance, but Taylor denied them that chance when lashing a half-volley through point for four. Oh, and he does it again to finish - that’s a lovely stroke. Lyon tries to give his hat over in order to get another one in but they aren’t having it... that’s LUNCH.

54th over: New Zealand 131-3 (Taylor 11, Phillips 3) Lyon straight into his shoebox to Phillips, the maiden played carefully with just a few minutes on the clock before the break. That is probably his final over of the session.

53rd over: New Zealand 131-3 (Taylor 11, Phillips 3) Taylor gets one to cut first up from Pattinson here and makes no mistake putting it away. He’s settled well against the pace, readying himself for lunch in a couple of overs from now.

“Hi Adam.” Hi Gavin Robertson. No, not that one. “As a Scot who lives in Australia, I often describe my interest in cricket as being grounded in a love of any sport in which I can watch England being soundly beaten on a regular basis. Regarding the Welsh question, isn’t Tasmania the Wales of Australia? It’s a different world down there. Even though they do speak English too.”

52nd over: New Zealand 125-3 (Taylor 6, Phillips 2) Well, you do not often see Lyon dropping catches off his own bowling but he has put Phillips downin his follow through! He’s taken some spectacular grabs over the journey - this couldn’t have been much more straightforward. He’s hurt his thumb when dropping the catch too, drawing blood. The Australian medico is straight out to take a look, patching him up before play resumes and the maiden is completed.

Blood coming from Nathan Lyon's right thumb after a dropped chance off Glenn Phillips.#AUSvNZ | https://t.co/rx14Qs3S0ipic.twitter.com/pgYZ4PSJe2

51st over: New Zealand 125-3 (Taylor 6, Phillips 2) Pattinson is straight back into the act with Ross Taylor to the middle, having sorted him out last week. It’s close to working too, finding his outside edge second ball, through about fifth slip for four. He gets another couple glancing to fine leg after shuffling across his stumps - he had to make contact or he was in the gun for lbw. Now driving, Taylor makes great contact but Burns pulls down a brilliant stop at cover, definitely saving four runs. There’s a credible shout for leg before after that when Taylor appears to miss his glance but there was some inside edge there. Plenty going on now!

50th over: New Zealand 119-3 (Taylor 0, Phillips 2) So, the Black Caps have two new men in the middle, neither having faced a ball, with Phillips on debut. Australia have a chance to run amok in the 25 minutes before lunch. The latter is off the mark second ball, his first runs in Test cricket down to fine leg. Cummins backs it up with a bumper, only just clearing his helmet. He’s better in defence to finish, making solid contact on the front foot. The end of a successful over.

The first of those wickets on 117.

Three reds on the review!

Nathan Lyon gets his second wicket #SpecsaversCricket@SpecsaversAU | #AUSvNZpic.twitter.com/yKM4K6Cogg

Oh no! He’s middled it straight to mid-on! What a weird way for the captain to fall, one short of a half-century. After so much good work, they’re in strife again.

Yep, that’s very out, hitting leg stump three quarters of the way up. A handy innings comes to an end. Just before he was given out I was reflecting on how confident he was looking to Lyon, but the spinner has developed an excellent straighter ball to left-handers over the last few years and it worked a treat here.

49th over: New Zealand 117-2 (Latham 49)

IS RAVAL LBW? He’s given out to Lyon on the field, beaten on the inside edge by a straighter delivery around the wicket. He sends it upstairs, surely more in hope than expectation? We’ll find out. Stand by.

48th over: New Zealand 114-1 (Latham 46, Raval 31) I just heard Pat Cummins called as Pat Cummings again. By a former teammate, too. How is this possible? He’s only been playing international cricket since 2011. Anyway, he’s in here at Raval, hiding the ball in his run-up, suggesting he’s looking for reverse. But the approach seems to be more about getting under his armpit, that awkward length Cummins hits more consistently than anyone in the game - apart from Wagner, come to think of it. He’s fuller later in the over, Raval defending well. Maiden.

47th over: New Zealand 114-1 (Latham 46, Raval 31) JEET! That’s the second time Raval has really launched into a pull shot off Pattinson and the result is the same, crashing into the rope at midwicket as he moves into the 30s. There was no way he could have anticipated batting in a Test Match this week. Go you good thing.

46th over: New Zealand 109-1 (Latham 46, Raval 26) Cummins to Raval, who is off strike with one to fine leg off the inside portion of his bat. Latham ducks and defends. “Well, in cricket terms, it fits into England, doesn’t it?” writes Mark Houghton. “Since the ‘England’ team, at least on a technicality, represents both England and Wales.” Sure, but not culturally. Or so my late grandmother would have argued. She didn’t learn English until she was 16! A different world.

45th over: New Zealand 108-1 (Latham 46, Raval 25) Back from drinks and Pattinson goes again, Raval turning the first ball down to long leg for another single. To 25 in 40 balls - good going. Latham deals with the rest, happy enough to leave and defend and not a lot more. He’s setting himself for an all dayer.

44th over: New Zealand 107-1 (Latham 46, Raval 24) Cummins is on to give Lyon a break, beginning his first spell of the day. But Raval isn’t intimidated by the number one bowler in the world, pushing from the balls of his feet behind point for his third boundary. A lovely stroke. He keeps the strike from the final delivery of the first hour of play as they take a drink. They’re going well.

43rd over: New Zealand 102-1 (Latham 46, Raval 19) Yes, Jeet! I’m already invested in his innings; what a great story if he kicked on to three figures? He’s giving himself every opportunity to score against the quicks, this time taking Pattinson on with a perfect pull shot, forward of the man at square leg and quickly out to the rope. On strike later in the over, Latham eases a couple through point. This is by far New Zealand’s best start of the series, now into triple figures.

42nd over: New Zealand 94-1 (Latham 43, Raval 14) Lyon to Latham, using his sweep for the first time today out to backward square for one. Raval is happiest on the front foot to the spinner, getting a big stride in whenever the length allows.

“Morning Adam.” G’day, Simon McMahon. “Much love and support from here in Scotland for both the bushfire effort, and Jane McGrath day. I’ve got friends in both Australia and New Zealand - the England and Scotland of the Southern Hemisphere, eh? A great day of Test cricket helps solve everything, though, right?”

41st over: New Zealand 93-1 (Latham 42, Raval 14) Yep, that is Starc finished for now with Pattinson on from the Randwick End. He was only called upon for four overs last night, so he should be fresh. To Raval, the Victorian getting nice shape away from around the wicket - perhaps a hint of reverse swing? Two words we haven’t said too often since the sandpaper debacle. A lot to like about Raval’s push through point later in the over, all the way along the turf and into the rope. I’m backing him in to do something significant here - he’s started really well.

40th over: New Zealand 89-1 (Latham 42, Raval 10) A lovely offbreak to begin the Lyon over, spinning a long way from round the wicket, just beyond Raval’s edge and then his off-stump. But the No3 puts it behind him quickly, stroking an attractive drive through cover for three more to move into double figures.

39th over: New Zealand 86-1 (Latham 42, Raval 7) Starc is picked off for three from both of the first two deliveries, Latham flicking him through midwicket then Raval tucking off his hip. He’s started well. Latham whips another single through midwicket before Raval ends the productive over with one behind point. I suspect that’ll be the left-armer finished for now, Cummins surely on to replace him.

38th over: New Zealand 78-1 (Latham 38, Raval 3) Nicely played Raval, timing Lyon against the spin through midwicket off the front foot for a couple. Beware of the unwell batsman, of course. He’s defending well off the front foot too, getting well forward to blunt the turn. Already a good contest between these two.

37th over: New Zealand 76-1 (Latham 38, Raval 1) Jeet Raval, only playing this week due to the illness that ravaged the dressing room, plays and misses at the first ball he sees from Starc. He gives him nothing until the final delivery, turned away from leg stump out to midwicket to get him off the mark. Relief for him.

You select an opener for the 1st Test, drop him for the second and recall him at No.3 for the third, and now he’s got the flu. Sums up New Zealand’s tour really #AUSvNZ@cricbuzz

36th over: New Zealand 75-1 (Latham 38, Raval 0) Lyon to Latham, who he has driving early in the over, doing the tidiying up in his follow through. On 381 wickets, he’s now just three away now from overtaking Ian Botham. That’s nearly two with Latham cutting off an outside edge! “That’s too full to be cutting,” says Simon Katich on SEN radio. He gets four for it, just wide of slip. Ooh, and he’s beaten by a big turning off-break to finish. Lyon has quickly found his mojo.

35th over: New Zealand 71-1 (Latham 34, Raval 0) Probing from Starc to begin outside the off stump but well played by Latham through the cordon with soft hands for a couple. There’s a brief delay as the corporate types behind the bowler don’t realise they are in Latham’s eyeline moving around on the second deck of the Trumper Stand. They’ll be popular. Back on it, Starc completes an accurate over with a fuller ball that Latham pushes to extra cover for a single. Good batting.

Lyon is the man! A little lucky, but he strikes regardless! #AUSvNZ | https://t.co/rx14Qs3S0ipic.twitter.com/9Yupeqo05a

34th over: New Zealand 68-1 (Latham 31, Raval 0) Raval, the recalled opener, has one delivery to get through and he does so in defence. A wicket maiden for Lyon.

He’s dragged a half-tracker on! But Lyon earned that with the previous two deliveries, beating the edge then landing in the footmarks. Caught in two minds, the opener got into strife on the back foot, the ball trickling onto his stumps.

33rd over: New Zealand 68-0 (Latham 31, Blundell 34) Starc is hitting the radar well into the mid-140s but Latham is seeing them nicely in defence early on here. He has to adapt in the crease to a delivery that keeps just a fraction low at 147kph, but keeps it out easily enough. The skipper gets a chance to score from the penultimate ball off his pads and accepts the invitation, clipping four down to the fine leg rope. That’s the first boundary of day three. A quiet start, all told.

32nd over: New Zealand 64-0 (Latham 27, Blundell 34) Right, so Head was letting Lyon change to the Paddington End, which Warne is supportive of on telly. They highlight the footmarks on the broadcast, which Lyon hits from the get go. Blundell does well, able to defend from deep in the crease. He’s brought forward later in the over bringing the three close catchers into play, which Tim Paine enjoys. “That’s the one,” he says on the stump mic. Indeed it is. Another maiden.

31st over: New Zealand 64-0 (Latham 27, Blundell 34) Starc gets first crack from the pace trio, operating with just a slip in the cordon with two men out for the hook in front of the Members and Ladies Stands. But Latham isn’t interested in any of that though, leaving the bulk of this over outside the off stump. A maiden.

“Greetings from the Midlands, Adam.” Hello from North London, Sarah! I spent my afternoon between OBO stints watching my Dulwich Hamlet pile on six goals. “Looking forward to a great day of cricket, but even in the rainy cold Old Dart, all my thoughts are with those suffering from the devastating bushfires. Quick question though: is there a PayPal account for Jane McGrath Day donations?”

Donate to the @McGrathFdn by heading to https://t.co/pOKktBatFP#AUSvNZ

30th over: New Zealand 64-0 (Latham 27, Blundell 34) Nothing wrong with his radar or rip, the part-timer right where he should be to the left-handed Latham from round the wicket. The stand-in skipper opens his account for the day with a single cut close to his stumps out to deep point. Nothing wrong with that as far as Australia are concerned. Even if he was bowling that over to help change ends, I suspect Paine will give him another one given how well that set went.

The players are on the field. Travis Head is taking the first over? Seriously! Well, there we have it. Latham is the man on strike, resuming on 26. PLAY!

A reminder to keep bidding on Russell Jackson’s bat! A former member of the Guardian sport team, Russ is doing a fantastic job raising money for bushfire relief, donating this wonderful bat he had signed by ten Test captains. Get involved!

At the end of day two, bidding is at $2000. Auction finishes 8pm the night the SCG Test ends. Thanks to all the generous bidders so far. Cricket people are good people. https://t.co/C3y0kIsYap

The application of technology comes up yet again. On both sides of the Indian Ocean. I’m sure we all saw it, the hotspot on Tom Blundell’s bat only for Nigel Llong to give him not out when it was sent upstairs late yesterday. I don’t know how many more instances of this we need to see before the ICC look at investing in specialist television umpires. It completely undermines DRS more broadly when this keeps happening. They could take care of the front line as well, which became a big issue at Cape Town during South Africa’s innings overnight, Broad shown to have overstepped when finding van der Dussen’s edge. The broadcaster then proved the umpires weren’t looking for it as multiple instances were highlighted of no-balls going uncalled. We need to keep the pressure on with this.

NZ have been in the field on every day of the tour so far. Surely not today... #AUSvNZ

Matthew Wade is fine. After copping a whack to the helmet at short leg last night, the Australian batsman has been assessed as fit by the medical staff this morning.

Morning. While the nation’s attention remains very much fixed on the unfolding bushfire disaster, today at the SCG also marks another important fundraising efforts: Jane McGrath Day in support or breast cancer support and research through the McGrath Foundation. As it has been for the last 11 years, the ground will turn pink with both sides presenting their caps to Glenn McGrath for auction.

On the field, this Test is tilted heavily in favour of the home side but the New Zealand tourists held it together admirably on Saturday with ball then bat. Despite Marnus Labuschagne’s heavy accumulation and maiden double ton, they were able to take the seven remaining wickets for 165 runs before reaching 63 for no loss across the final session through Tom Blundell and stand-in skipper Tom Latham.

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Lunch That was a near-perfect session for England. Jimmy Anderson took the last two South African wickets with the minimum of fuss before England extended their lead to a very useful 98. They lost Zak Crawley for a breezy 25, but that was the only downside. See you in half an hour for the afternoon session.

19th over: England 52-1 (Sibley 18, Denly 9) Maharaj bowls the final over of the session to Denly, who was bowled by an arm ball in the first innings. His defence is much tighter in that over, and it’s a maiden. That’s lunch!

18th over: England 52-1 (Sibley 18, Denly 9) Sibley is beaten by a beauty from Nortje, which straightened sharply after being delivered from wider on the crease. But - baby steps department - he has now faced at least 50 balls in the last three Test innings. He has certainly got the temperament of a Test batsman.

“Hi Rob,” says Gavin Ball. “Re: increasing slip catches, how about DRS inclining more (defensive) shots being played to balls on off stump?”

17th over: England 52-1 (Sibley 18, Denly 9) An attempted yorker from Pretorius is clipped through midwicket for four by Pretorius. As Nasser notes on Sky, South Africa have lost their discipline in the last half hour, so the lunch break will come at a good time. It’s two overs away.

16th over: England 48-1 (Sibley 18, Denly 5) Nortje strays onto the hip of Sibley, who flicks him for four more. He is playing nicely, making South Africa bowl to him. Rabada aside, they have been a bit subdued in the field. England lead by 94.

“Re: the question about University Challenge in the 10th over,” begins Pete Salmon, “can I put in a late vote for C B Fry. His wiki page is a peach, very intelligent, and also ‘He reputedly turned down the throne of Albania. In later life, he suffered mental health problems, but even well into his seventies he claimed he was still able to perform his party trick: leaping from a stationary position backwards onto a mantelpiece’ and ‘He failed to persuade von Ribbentrop that Nazi Germany should take up cricket to Test level.’ Definitely the man for the task.”

15th over: England 43-1 (Sibley 14, Denly 4) Pretorius replaces Rabada (7-2-25-1) and has an LBW shout against Sibley turned down. That was extremely optimistic, especially as the ball hit Sibley on the elbow. Sibley gets his second boundary later in the over, muscling a full ball from Pretorius through midwicket.

14th over: England 39-1 (Sibley 10, Denly 4) “On the list of those with five outfield caches in an innings, seven of the 13 have occurred in the last 10 years. What was so bad about slip fielding before that?”

That’s an excellent spot. I’m quite surprised because slip catching feels like the area of fielding that has improved the least in modern times. Off the top of my head, I can offer only one half-arsed theory: there are fewer slips these days, so you might have a second slip taking a diving catch that would previously have gone to third.

13th over: England 38-1 (Sibley 9, Denly 4) This is the seventh over of Rabada’s spell. I’m sure he would have come off had he not taken that Crawley wicket. His first ball is too straight, allowing Sibley to flick to fine leg for his first boundary, and then Denly gets off the mark with a flowing off-drive for four. England lead by 84.

“I dipped into the radio commentary just before your words about Pietersen and caught the other extreme of his commentating talents,” says Peter Gibbs. “Some of it would not be out of place in the workshop improv stage of a Christopher Guest movie, only to be dismissed by Fred Willard as too surreal even for him. FWIW...it’s probably just me. He might be a batting geek but I could only listen for a moment before my teeth started to grind.”

12th over: England 29-1 (Sibley 4, Denly 0) A superb short ball from Nortje raps Sibley on the glove, with the ball looping to safety on the leg side. Sibley, since you asked, has a strike rate of 30.61 in his short Test career, which is 0.01 ahead of Chris Tavare’s. I don’t care, I love it.

11th over: England 28-1 (Sibley 3, Denly 0)“Hi Rob,” says Ian Forth. “I’ve just had a fossick on Statsguru. It appears Sir Richard Hadlee is the oldest post-war quick to take a Test five-for. He was 39 years and 2 days of age. If anyone could surpass him, you’d think it would be Anderson.”

Indeed. I certainly think Anderson, like Hadlee, will play Test cricket in his forties. I think Cricinfo’s Andrew Miller was the first to compare them a few years back – talented tearaway becomes ageless interrogator - and the observation looks more profound with ever passing year.

Crawley’s jaunty cameo is over. He was tempted into the drive by a full delivery from Rabada and snicked it to the right of de Kock, who dived in front of first slip to take a good catch. South Africa needed that.

10th over: England 27-0 (Crawley 25, Sibley 2) Anrich Nortje replaces Philander. Crawley, driving loosely outside off stump, edges his first ball wide of the slips for four. The short ball is coming, everybody knows it, and when it does Crawley pulls crisply through midwicket for a couple.

He’s beaten by the next delivery, wafting outside off stump again. There are rough edges, as with all 21-year-old batsman, but there’s a lot to like about Crawley.

9th over: England 21-0 (Crawley 19, Sibley 2) Rabada rips a lifter past Sibley’s outside edge. It’s another maiden, though that won’t bother Sibley. He has 2 from 26 balls.

8th over: England 21-0 (Crawley 19, Sibley 2) Crawley faces Philander for the first in this innings. After a few confident defensive strokes and leaves, he crashes a full ball through midwicket for four. That’s another excellent shot.

“The catch with the idea in the 4th over is that there is a grey area when it comes to dismissals,” says Abhijato Sensarma. “What will happen if someone is bowled off a no-ball, or caught, or leg before? Surely you can’t give that out. But the delivery will still be a legitimate one in this proposal, so how does that work? Also, who is stopping a pacer running down to the middle of the pitch during his run-up? In the death overs, a single penalty run would be worth it to deliver such a ball.”

7th over: England 17-0 (Crawley 15, Sibley 2) With Crawley expecting more short stuff, Rabada tries to nail him with a sucker yorker. It turns into a low full toss, however, and Crawley flicks it fine for four. Crawley, like Sibley, seems to have an impressively equable temperament.

“Morning Rob,” says David Horn. “The catch to Matt Emerson’s idea is that it’s straightforward, free to implement, and makes zero more dollars for The Man. It doesn’t stand a chance.”

6th over: England 12-0 (Crawley 10, Sibley 2) After a sluggish start, South Africa are starting to threaten. Sibley, offering no stroke, survives an LBW appeal from Philander. It was far too high. Maharaj then save four with a fine diving stop at mid-off.

“I had a dream last night (and I just know you want to hear all about it) that I was playing football with Glenn McGrath and I told him to watch his step for balls,” says Niall Mullen. “If I didn’t know better I’d say my subconscious was trying to tell me I’ve been watching too much sport. But that can’t be right, can it?”

5th over: England 12-0 (Crawley 10, Sibley 2) Crawley misses an attempted pull at Rabada, with ball deflecting off his arm and into the grille. There’s a break in play while the physio gives him the once-over, but he’s fine. Rabada is starting to work him over, however, and later in the over he thumps Crawley on the front arm with another short ball.

Terrific bowling from Rabada, who walks down the track to offer a few observations on Crawley’s technique. “This could be a problem,” says KP of Crawley’s sudden vulnerability to the short ball, “and it’s not the problem you want in international cricket.”

4th over: England 12-0 (Crawley 10, Sibley 2) Sibley is in the interrogation room, with Philander leading the AC-12 investigation into his off-side technique. He shovels Philander behind square for a couple to get off the mark. These two young England openers have started nicely.

“Morning Rob, morning everyone,” says Matt Emerson. “An easier solution to no balls would be for the fourth umpire (who does very little during play) to monitor and then relay the number of no balls to the umpire at the end of each over. He then signals how many runs are to be added. No extra balls, which saves time, but it still penalises the bowler and changes their behaviour. Now let’s never talk of this again.”

3rd over: England 10-0 (Crawley 10, Sibley 0) “That’s beautiful, that’s really good,” says Kevin Pietersen on commentary as Zak Crawley defends assertively against Kagiso Rabada. “You can still intimidate a bowler and own that space by playing the most amazing defensive shot, where the ball goes straight off the middle of your bat to mid-off.”

For all his foibles, KP is an extremely good analyst. You could never accuse him of just relying on his genius. As he showed in this brilliant book, he’s an unashamed batting geek.

2nd over: England 8-0 (Crawley 8, Sibley 0) Here’s Vern, for the last time on his home ground. His first over is immaculate in its accuracy, but there’s no real movement and Sibley defends comfortably. A maiden.

“A lead, a palpable lead!” weeps Brian Withington. “Giddy stuff from England - what can possibly go wrong from here? In other rhetorical questions, what are the chances of West Ham ignominiously folding at Gillingham this evening?”

1st over: England 8-0 (Crawley 8, Sibley 0) Kagiso Rabada takes the first over, presumably so that Vernon Philander can bowl from the favourable Wynberg End. Crawley gets his first boundary in Test cricket with a confident, wristy clip through midwicket, and his second with a lovely drive through mid-off. Two lovely strokes, those, but he gets carried away and tries to drive another off the last delivery. He dragged the ball onto the pad and just wide of the stumps.

Stokes’s five-for equals the Test record for an outfielder. They were all difficult catches, too. He is, in the parlance of our time, gloriously backasswards.

“Good morning,” says John Starbuck. “As has been hinted before, cricket should investigate the tennis Hawkeye system and consider installing a gizmo which records the front foot landing and beeps if it’s over the line. There are, admittedly, problems, in that (a) the field of play is so much larger that opportunities for accidents are increased (e.g. damage by the heavy roller) (b) the beep has to be very loud, especially if the crowd are in singing mood (c) it’s all managed remotely by the fifth umpire. Alternatively, we could ditch the present system and revert to a back-foot rule.”

Oh lord, not a return to Rorke’s Drag. But I agree about technology. I’m sure they’ll find a way in the next few centur- sorry, years.

England lead by 46 runs That was an exceptional bowling performance, led by the inevitable Jimmy Anderson: he ends with figures 19-6-40-5. That’s his 28th five-for in Test cricket. He turns 38 this year.

Five wickets for Anderson - and five catches for Ben Stokes. Nortje, pushed back by a couple of bouncers, edged a big drive and was beautifully taken, goalkeeper-style, by Stokes at second slip.

88th over: South Africa 222-9 (Philander 16, Nortje 4) A quiet over, one from it. Nortje looks very comfortable.

87th over: South Africa 221-9 (Philander 15, Nortje 4) Pope at gully misses a run-out chance, with Nortje well short of his ground. Nortje survives the remainder of Anderson’s over without much difficulty, flicking a boundary over square leg to get off the mark. South Africa usually bat deep - Adelaide 1998 might be the strongest lower order in Test history - and Nortje is a terrific No11.

86th over: South Africa 216-9 (Philander 14, Nortje 0) Philander decides it’s time to slog, which is slightly surprising given the excellence of Nortje’s batting in the first Test. He misses with swipes at Broad’s first two deliveries before taking a single off the fifth.

“Mike Waters is close,” says Adam Hillmann, “but the real reason umpires have been instructed to ignore no-balls is that the ICC can’t think of any other way to increase the over rate.”

85th over: South Africa 215-9 (Philander 13, Nortje 0) Jimmy Anderson took an ODI hat-trick 17 years ago, but he hasn’t managed one in Tests. And he still hasn’t: Nortje leaves the hat-trick ball outside off stump. But he does have figures of 17-6-34-4. He probably wouldn’t have played had Jofra Archer been fit.

Jimmy Anderson is on a two-day hat-trick! Kagiso Rabada goes first ball, thin-edging an immaculate delivery through to Buttler. No looseners here.

Jimmy Anderson will open the bowling. He has two balls of his 17th over remaining, having taken the wicket of Keshav Maharaj last night.

“Morning Rob,” says Mike Waters. “Could there be any credibility in the theory that the ICC have instructed their umpires to call as few no balls as possible as a way to deter the spot betting market, and by extension the illicit payments to players to bowl them on demand?”

That’s a cracking conspiracy theory, but I suspect there’s approximately 0.00000000000001 per cent chance of it being true.

“Four-day Tests? Look, I’m not a fan.”

Dear Virat, thank you.

A bit of pre-play reading

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Morning. South Africa and England are perfect dance partners. In the last 28 years, since South Africa’s readmission to Test cricket, they have been as evenly matched as any teams in the world: 15 wins to England, 16 to South Africa and four series victories apiece.

Usually, contrasting styles make for the best fights. With these two, it’s the similarities - quality seam bowling, lively pitches, an unusual mixture of toughness and insecurity - that have made the matches so compelling. One team rarely gets away from the other, particularly in the first innings, and that has led to many lowish-scoring minor classics: The Oval 1994, Headingley 1998, Lord’s 2012.

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Australia beat New Zealand to win third Test and series 3-0 – as it happened

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I think that’s about all for now from the SCG. Thank you, as always, for joining in during this Test, this series, and this summer. There’s going to be plenty more cricket to cover over the coming weeks with ODIs, T20is and the BBL finals, so I hope you join us back here for those. And if your appetite for action today still hasn’t been sated, England’s push for victory over South Africa will get underway shortly.

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822 runs - that's how much Australia outscored New Zealand by in these three Test matches.

Then add the two innings victories against Pakistan and you've got one incredibly dominant home summer #AUSvNZ

Australian captain Tim Paine was proud as punch. “I’m very lucky to be captain of this bunch,” he says.

What pleased him the most? Batting big in the first innings. “We haven’t struggled to take 20 wickets in recent years but getting significant runs on the board hasn’t always been possible.” Paine was also pleased with the depth shown around the group, one no longer reliant on a single batsman or bowler to deliver a hot streak of form.

Good to see the crowd take to the pitch for the presentation #AUSvNZpic.twitter.com/vnuJQoFqe6

Defeated Kiwi skipper Kane Williamson credits Australia for their performance throughout the series before saying it’s time for his side to learn from their mistakes and regroup.

“We did struggle to put them under pressure to take wickets... we weren’t able to get any partnerships together to get any first-innings pressure. We got exposed in many respects against a very good side... We need to use this experience to become better individuals and a better team.”

Player of the match - and the series - Marnus Labuschagne

“It’s good to see everything come together,” the run-machine says with his hands full of prizes.

Here’s the first take on the match report...

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No surprises that Neil Wagner got a pat on the back and/or a hug from literally every Australian player. He after all provided the only semblance of competition all series. They won’t forget him in a hurry #AUSvNZ@cricbuzz

Speaking of the crowd, hundreds are now on the SCG turf, which is great to see, while the presentation dais is constructed.

Australia’s players are performing their media duties and wading into the crowd. Broad smiles on everyone’s faces as you might expect, if not the hoopla you often find at the end of Tests.

That's it! 10 wickets for Nathan Lyon and Australia sweeps the series 3-0 #AUSvNZpic.twitter.com/iwJeDQPqMP

Another four day success, a clean sweep of the trans-Tasman series, Australia’s superb Test summer ends on an emphatic high. This was not the prettiest victory but Marnus Labuschagne’s 215 in the first-innings and Nathan Lyon’s pair of five-fors were hard-earned and deserve to be cherished.

Matt Henry’s broken thumb is not being risked. New Zealand are all out.

Impervious to the carnage unfolding around him, Watling continues his vigil, seeing off Lyon for four deliveries. Then as soon as he tries to engineer the strike for the start of the following over he sweeps straight into Pat Cummins’ bread basket at square-leg.

Somerville gets off the mark with an uppercut for four off Starc, then he calmly drives him square for three. Seven pretty runs but, in the circumstances, shots with a high degree of risk. You have to ask questions about what’s going on in New Zealand’s dressing room with the shot selection of some of their batsmen today.

And then Starc executes a centimetre perfect yorker that uproots middle stump with the most satisfying sound in cricket. We’ll be done tonight.

46th over: New Zealand 128-7 (Watling 18, Somerville 0) Nathan Lyon now has nine wickets for the match. New Zealand have another brain fade to add to their luggage on the flight home.

WHAT A CATCH‼️ Pattinson with one of the greatest catches you will see

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Whaaaaaat a caaaaaaaatch from James Pattinson! Absolute shocking shot from Todd Astle, swiping Lyon across the line, sending a top edge spiralling towards midwicket. It looks to be dropping safe but Pattinson, running around from mid-on, refuses to give up the chase and makes ground, pumping his arms and legs as if his life depends on it before diving forward to hold onto a memorable catch. Very Glenn McGrath at Adelaide Oval areas.

45th over: New Zealand 127-6 (Watling 17, Astle 17) Enough of Marnus Labuschagne’s legspin, time for Mitchell Starc to blow New Zealand’s tail away. Not this over. After Watling rotates strike Astle is equal to the paceman’s late reverse swing, drilling a couple of twos into the off-side for good measure. Both New Zealanders are now on the same score, Watling from 99 deliveries, Astle 15.

Joe Harman has emailed a suggestion for what to do tomorrow. “Assuming that NZ are still batting at the close of play (a big and not necessarily valid assumption) perhaps they should declare and concede the inevitable defeat AND use tomorrow (the ground’s booked after all) for a bushfire fundraising one day game-grab something positive out of this debacle.”

44th over: New Zealand 122-6 (Watling 16, Astle 13) Astle, apparently oblivious to de Grandhomme’s dismissal, tries to loft Lyon over the infield and gets perilously close to gifting mid-on a catch. Astle, apparently oblivious to his near miss to ball three repeats the shot two deliveries later, this time skewing awkwardly towards midwicket.

43rd over: New Zealand 118-6 (Watling 16, Astle 9) Astle gets off the mark with a four swept out of the rough. Labuschagne almost exacts immediate revenge with a fizzing legspinner that whistles past the outside edge of the bat and the top of off stump. He follows that up with the full toss that Astle dispatches into the deep.

The momentum is all with New Zealand at the moment. Australia are trying all sorts to force a breakthrough, Lyon bowling wide of off stump this over to induce a drive, but when he does CdG slaps him over extra cover for six!

And then he’s out. It’s a fine line between counterattacking and reckless, and chipping Lyon to one of three men stationed around cow corner immediately after hitting a six is probably the latter. Maybe we’ll be all over today after all?

41st over: New Zealand 100-5 (Watling 13, de Grandhomme 46) Labuschagne is getting through the crease with plenty of energy and he’s tempting New Zealand into a mishit drive, but both Watling and CdG are secure in their strokeplay.

40th over: New Zealand 97-5 (Watling 11, de Grandhomme 45) Lyon tempts CdG into a loose drive but any frustration the New Zealander may have felt following his streaky inside edge is released with a misfield allowing him to jog to the non-striker’s end. Watling then drops anchor.

39th over: New Zealand 92-5 (Watling 10, de Grandhomme 44) The pattern is becoming predictable as we head towards the conclusion of play. CdG gets off strike early before Watling defends patiently. Labuschagne is unable to generate a false stroke from his latest over.

38th over: New Zealand 90-5 (Watling 9, de Grandhomme 43) New Zealand deal comfortably with Lyon’s latest over. CdG’s scoring rate is now a brisk 75, Watling’s a watchful 11.

37th over: New Zealand 89-5 (Watling 9, de Grandhomme 42) It is spin from both ends, and the strategy almost works when Labuschagne rips one past CdG’s wafty cover drive. Still no breakthrough though and this partnership passes 50. Just under an hour left in the day.

36th over: New Zealand 88-5 (Watling 9, de Grandhomme 41) Labuschagne’s spell lasts just one over as Lyon is recalled. CdG scuffs around for three deliveries before lofting a delivery that turns, on the up, over mid-on for four. You fancy appealing to de Grandhomme’s ego might be Australia’s best plan of attack right now, perhaps with spin from both ends?

35th over: New Zealand 83-5 (Watling 9, de Grandhomme 36) Cummins is doing his best to force a breakthrough but there’s little happening for him out there now and he’s preying on a mistake from one of these two set batsmen. None is forthcoming this over.

34th over: New Zealand 80-5 (Watling 7, de Grandhomme 35) Tim Paine does go to Marnus Labuschagne - a change I like - and it almost pays dividends when CdG tries to drive over the top but succeeds only in finding a leading edge that drops just short of the sweeper coming in from the point boundary. De Grandhomme is playing his shots now, whipping Labuschagne to the on-side despite the ball turning towards off and barely bouncing above ankle height.

33rd over: New Zealand 77-5 (Watling 6, de Grandhomme 33) CdG moves into the 30s with two swings of the bat in the general direction of the covers. The first almost results in a chance for a diving Matthew Wade, the second is a thumping boundary. He follows that by picking up Cummins’ length out of the bowler’s hand and whipping him dismissively to midwicket for two more. Zero footwork from de Grandhomme, but he has a great eye and fast powerful hands.

32nd over: New Zealand 68-5 (Watling 6, de Grandhomme 24) Now the ball has softened, the batsmen have their eyes in, and the pitch has settled down again following its early rollings, things have all become a touch attritional again. New Zealand keep Australia waiting through Pattinson’s latest over. Perhaps time for Labuschagne to mix things up.

31st over: New Zealand 65-5 (Watling 4, de Grandhomme 23) Cummins isn’t out of the attack for long and when he returns he almost has Watling playing on a short delivery outside his off stump. This partnership is starting to reach awkward territory for Australia now, it’s lasted 12 overs, and with just 21 overs left in the afternoon a fifth day is looming large.

Last orders for Russell’s auction...

If Australia take five wickets in the next two hours, someone really should better the current bid of $2100, don’t you think?

Maybe our fabulous underbidders @anthonysexton and @Scott_Hare ?

Auction finished 8pm the night the Test ends. https://t.co/NbNPH7GTTN

30th over: New Zealand 63-5 (Watling 3, de Grandhomme 22) Nathan Lyon’s ten-over spell is ended by James Pattinson’s recall into the attack. He backs up Starc’s maiden with one of his own, and looks threatening with some late reverse swing tailing into the right-handed de Grandhomme.

Nathan Lyon has taken 24 wickets in this Australia Test summer at an average of 23.9. Across his career, he's never averaged lesser in a season and picked up more wickets in only one season (25 in 2018-19). #AUSvNZpic.twitter.com/TVV9vLpElp

29th over: New Zealand 63-5 (Watling 3, de Grandhomme 22) Watling keeps out a full, swinging, probing maiden from Starc.

“Good afternoon Jonathan,” good afternoon Lee Henderson. “Couldn’t help but notice S.MacGill’s name up there on the SCG Honours board in your Twitter link. We’re sitting here wondering just what his eventual tally might have been if he hadn’t clashed with the Warne era. He certainly didn’t have the chutzpah of Warnie but by crikey the boy could spin a ball couldn’t he.”

28th over: New Zealand 63-5 (Watling 3, de Grandhomme 22) Lyon’s getting plenty of turn but there’s less variation for him than earlier, allowing New Zealand to formulate plans. CdG’s involves plodding his front leg down the pitch and hitting through the line over mid-off. He does so twice to good effect to leave Tim Paine scratching his chin.

27th over: New Zealand 54-5 (Watling 2, de Grandhomme 14) CdG has shown more than once this series he’s here for a good time, not a long time. He plays a few more loose strokes during the latest Starc over and it is a mystery how he is not dismissed. One in particular was too good, angling in from around the wicket then seaming away from the outside edge and the off stump. Mesmerising delivery. To compound Starc’s frustration CdG jams his bat on a yorker from the final ball of the over and collects four runs down to third-man. There is no justice.

Mark Waugh claiming on Fox Cricket that a World XI picked now would have to include eight Australians is an excellent summary of his skills as a selector. #AUSvNZ

26th over: New Zealand 50-5 (Watling 2, de Grandhomme 10) Ricky Ponting is ropable with CdG for playing a series of uppish strokes into the on-side. The batsman survives though, and advances his score with two twos and a single. There’s the suggestion a few spots of rain could be falling in the vicinity of the SCG and those clouds are not just grey with bushfire smoke. Could day five be required after all?

25th over: New Zealand 45-5 (Watling 2, de Grandhomme 5) Time for another burst from Mitchell Starc, and he almost immediately does for CdG who leaves a delivery that misses his off stump by the width of a huntsman spider’s furry leg. He then induces an reflexive outside edge from Watling with a rare delivery that spat off this docile surface. It is a gloomy afternoon now in Sydney with ash-laden clouds turning the sky into a scene from a Harry Potter movie when the dementors begin to circle. The floodlights are now in full effect.

24th over: New Zealand 44-5 (Watling 2, de Grandhomme 5) A rapid maiden from Lyon to the obdurate Watling.

A piece of history is written ... Well done, Nathan Lyon and @scg#AUSvNZpic.twitter.com/tjOC6cu5Uh

23rd over: New Zealand 44-5 (Watling 2, de Grandhomme 5) Excellent straight drive from CdG for three before Watling doubles his score.

Apropos of nothing, here’s Bjork.

22nd over: New Zealand 40-5 (Watling 1, de Grandhomme 2) CdG gets away from the danger end swiftly, inviting Watling to see off the bulk of another probing over from Nathan Lyon. Watling has been around for 34 balls for his one run.

21st over: New Zealand 39-5 (Watling 1, de Grandhomme 1) Cummins is bowling beautifully right now, teasing the inside and outside edges of the bats of both Watling and CdG. It is a joy to watch a fast bowler with this level of control.

Eloise Wright gives some context to charges consecutive one-sided series have led to a boring summer. “Yes, I’m always kind of annoyed when every test (not to say series) in an Australian summer seems to be a foregone conclusion,” she emails. “You would think I’d be used to it, having grown up watching the late 90s-early 00s teams, but I still find it pretty boring. Having said that, I’m finding myself less irritated this year than in summers past. For one thing, the northern summer was so crammed full of excitement there was bound to be a comedown. For another, with everything else going on at the moment, a little light boredom seems like just the ticket. I was at the SCG on Saturday and there seemed to be quite a few fire-impacted people around the ground. Personally, I was glad to get my parents out of the Blue Mountains on a danger day. I also overheard one firey telling a mate about their experience on NYE - after that, I imagine excitement at the cricket not required!”

20th over: New Zealand 38-5 (Watling 1, de Grandhomme 0) Watling repels an over of sharply spinning Lyon offies.

19th over: New Zealand 38-5 (Watling 1, de Grandhomme 0) Still time in the over for Cummins to whistle one beyond de Grandhomme’s outside edge. This is an impressive, hungry, remorseless, relentless, highly skilled bowling unit.

@JPHowcroft It is only a little over 4 years since the Hobart debacle against South Africa. https://t.co/oQenwckO4J

Maybe he was still digesting his national record? Maybe he was dewy-eyed like Bradman at the Oval? Either way, Ross Taylor has just been cleaned up by a Pat Cummins beauty. Angled in from over the wicket Taylor played inside the line leaving his off stump swaying like a drunk at closing time.

18th over: New Zealand 38-4 (Taylor 22, Watling 1) A nice round of applause from the SCG, and Australian players, in honour of Taylor’s milestone. He and Watling both look to have their plans to Lyon, and they’re taking the game to the spinner, not just allowing him to dominate.

A milestone for New Zealand in a wretched tour with Ross Taylor lofting Nathan Lyon for three over mid-on to overtake Stephen Fleming as his country’s most prolific batsman in Test cricket.

Most Test runs for New Zealand

7174 ROSS TAYLOR
7172 Stephen Fleming
6453 Brendon McCullum
6379 Kane Williamson
5444 Martin Crowe
5334 John Wright#AUSvNZ

17th over: New Zealand 33-4 (Taylor 17, Watling 1) Cummins shares duties with Lyon after the resumption and he is predictably parsimonious.

“My two young children are currently taking it in turns to be sick through the night thanks to the dreaded norovirus,” emails Martyn Beeston. “I’ve currently got as much chance of seeing out the rest of the night in peace as New Zealand have of making it to 120. Only saving grace is that I thought the next Ashes series was due this year (which started making me feel queasy). What chance do you think we (Eng) have in 21/22?”

16th over: New Zealand 33-4 (Taylor 17, Watling 1) Taylor and Watling both work singles from Nathan Lyon’s first over after tea before the former accepts a long half-volley outside stump, thwacking four over mid-off. Taylor is now just three runs shy of becoming the all-time leading run-scorer for New Zealand in Tests.

The players are back out after tea. Will this be the final session of the series? 37 overs on offer for Australia to get on the Sydney Monday night circuit.

It’ll get better Stephen, I promise.

2/2 If it's true that the balance of Umpire's calls are running against NZ then that might be what happens when you are being thrashed. Stages of grief: Acceptance. #AUSvNZ

In response to the query about the most changes between Tests, England’s atrocious 1989 Ashes has been recalled. It was where my mind first went also, but I can’t grab exactly what the numerical differences between line-ups were per Test. 29 players over six Tests is extraordinary though.

@JPHowcroft The 89 England team would have had 4 or 5 changes in at least one of the Tests. They played 29 different players over the series.

@JPHowcroft re: DRS LBW. Commentators are forgetting the DRS reviews, not decides. In the LBW case, DRS said "i cant overturn either decision with confidence. I make NO decision". This isn't the same as "I think its simultaneously out and not out". Its quite philosophical, really

Jack Faine has emailed in a question for the OBO hive mind. “I am just wondering if New Zealand’s mid-series change of five players is unprecedented in Test cricket? I can recall a number of occasions where three changes have been made to sides, but I cannot recall any time that even four, let alone five (!) changes have been made to a side between Test matches in the same series. Would be interesting to know.”

Australia are steamrollering New Zealand now at the SCG. They could wrap up a series whitewash in the 37 overs remaining after tea.

15th over: New Zealand 27-4 (Taylor 12, Watling 0) Watling safely dead-bats a Pattinson maiden to see us through to the tea interval.

@JPHowcroft The way this is going Australia would be within their rights to claim the extra time before tea.

14th over: New Zealand 27-4 (Taylor 12, Watling 0) Taylor is a man with a plan, taking guard on off stump and sweeping as often as possible. It works well, earning a couple of twos, and also provides that heart-in-mouth appeal.

Jake Santa Maria is happy with a summer free of jeopardy. “After the Ashes, especially Headingley,” he emails, “I don’t mind the chance to actually relax and watch the cricket rather than cowering in fear of it.” Pssst, look over there, it’s Ben Stokes!

No, NZ are not five down (yet). Australia thought they had Taylor out sweeping onto his boot but the ball just hit the pitch before rolling up onto his boot.

Are NZ five down? Ross Taylor may be out but we’re going upstairs for a catch, soft signal not out.

13th over: New Zealand 23-4 (Taylor 8, Watling 0) Pattinson’s seam movement and the low bounce of this surface causes Taylor all sorts before he finally rotates the strike. Watling is more assured seeing off the last couple of deliveries with forward defences.

@JPHowcroft Okay now this has shades of Cape Town 2011

12th over: New Zealand 22-4 (Taylor 7, Watling 0) The natural variation is doing the trick for Lyon. Phillips was undone by one that didn’t turn as much as he expected, so he ended up inside the line with a straight bat. Lyon himself barely appealed, and it took the enthusiasm of Paine and the close fielders to convince the rest a dismissal had taken place.

“I was also confused by Ricky Ponting’s commentary,” emails Paul Morton. “The technology backs up the on-field umpire, but the umpire is still ‘wrong’.” Yeah, I don’t get it either. Luckily we’ve got more of this to come with Brendon McCullum (New Zealand’s Michael Vaughan?) lining up a dossier by the sounds of things for later in the broadcast.

New Zealand use their two reviews on outside-edges in a matter of minutes. Sums up their miserable tour. Glenn Phillips is the latest culprit, going back to Lyon and feathering a catch behind the wicket.

WICKET! Lyon has another, Phillips this time, but again it’s going to DRS. Stand by...

11th over: New Zealand 22-3 (Taylor 7, Phillips 0) Pattinson bowls a maiden to Taylor. The Kiwi legend did his best to get the scoreboard moving but a lack of footwork and an absence of timing on this difficult surface meant all his strokes turned into ungainly swipes.

There needs to be a 'this decision make New Zealand sad' aspect to DRS for when both the umpire and ball-tracking give a batter out but we'd all rather they didn't. #AUSvNZ

10th over: New Zealand 22-3 (Taylor 7, Phillips 0) Another example of a very tight decision going against New Zealand on-field that is subsequently confirmed by technology.

This has been the most dismal summer of international cricket I can remember. After 5 blow-out tests, we’ve got to suffer through a month of the worst format (ODIs) as the T20Is get siphoned off to Foxtel. Thank goodness for the BBL. #AUSvNZ

First look at Nathan Lyon for the day, and he takes just four balls to strike. Beautiful teasing off-spinner from around the wicket into the left-hander drawing the batsman forward then spinning and bouncing away from the stroke, grazing the finest outside edge on the way through to Tim Paine’s gloves. The edge was so faint Raval did not feel it but snicko confirmed the deflection. New Zealand can start packing their suitcases.

REVIEW! Raval does not think he’s caught behind off Nathan Lyon...

9th over: New Zealand 22-2 (Raval 12, Taylor 7) Pattinson replaces Starc and he’s quickly into a more imposing rhythm than we’ve seen previously in this Test. Angling into Taylor he targets the stumps with pace and is unfortunate to concede four runs when a thick outside edge scoots through an unguarded portion of the cordon.

@JPHowcroft

Shades of Headingley here. A sneaky 150 run partnership and Tim Paine doing Tim Paine things with DRS and NZ are in this up to their necks...

8th over: New Zealand 18-2 (Raval 12, Taylor 3) Raval has come out playing with freedom and he takes Cummins for runs all around the wicket with some lovely strokes, including a crisp straight drive and controlled pull.

Ian Loiterton has logged on. “Adam mentioned in the commentary that Warner has made 18 x 100’s at home, 6 x 100’s abroad. That’s a ratio of 3:1,” he emails. “Wondering if there’s any stats about how this compares to other batsmen? High, middling or (as I suspect) low? I’d be curious, as all is not well in the state of Denmark (read Australian batting line up) just yet, when Warner’s inability to travel is viewed in conjunction with the Burns issue, Wade’s questionable performance at No.5 and the need for more consistency from Travis Head. In summary, the Smith / Labuschagne double act, in conjunction with the potency of Australia’s bowling attack, may be masking some deep seated issues when it comes to playing the likes of India in tests (forget the silly short version). Your thoughts on the current line up and whether there’s any viable personnel changes in the making, based on recent domestic performances?”.

7th over: New Zealand 10-2 (Raval 4, Taylor 3) Taylor misses a pull - a shot he might not go to very often on a pitch with such low bounce - before getting off strike with a single. Raval then works one off his hip to complete the over.

6th over: New Zealand 8-2 (Raval 3, Taylor 2) Cummins is the ideal partnership bowler in conditions like this, gives nothing away, always makes the batsmen play, and forces rash shots against the other bowlers. His latest over of relentless line and length goes for just one.

Commentators baffled by the idea that "the same delivery can be given not out or out", i.e. the concept of umpires #AUSvNZ

5th over: New Zealand 7-2 (Raval 3, Taylor 1) I do enjoy dismissals like that. Nobody seems happy with the outcome despite the on-field umpire being proven correct, doubly so, as his original judgement was confirmed as accurate by the best available technology. Yet, because of decades of confirmation bias (much of which must now be retrospectively considered inaccurate) we are up in arms. Did I think it was out in real time? No. Am I satisfied with the original decision and application of DRS? Absolutely.

DRS gives the green light to Australia courtesy of an orange one on ball-tracker. Starc, from over the wicket, beat Latham’s leg-glance for pace, and appealed for an LBW that looked optimistic at best, but umpire Erasmus raised his finger in a flash. Latham was nonplussed, reviewed, and the third umpire confirmed his downfall with the computer simulation indicating the ball was glancing the very outer coat of varnish on leg stump.

WICKET! Latham LBW b Starc... but it’s gone upstairs. That was a very very sharp call from umpire Erasmus. That looked a bit leg-side.

4th over: New Zealand 3-1 (Latham 1, Raval 0) The SCG is becalmed once more following the euphoria that greeted Lyon’s superb catch. It was effectively a slips catch, but square of the wicket, giving it an added degree of difficulty because of the inability to gauge the trajectory of the ball out of the bowler’s hand. Pretty ordinary shot, mind you, and a disappointing way for Blundell’s otherwise promising series to end. Latham sees off a Cummins maiden from around the wicket.

Australia are on their way.

3rd over: New Zealand 3-1 (Latham 1, Raval 0) Thank you very much Adam. You remain the hardest working man in cric-business. Good luck snatching a few hours kip before wading into South Africa v England.

The rest of you; are you on email? You simply have to be these days. Send yours about this match, and anything else you want to discuss to this address: jonathan.howcroft.casual@theguardian.com.

What a catch! Lyon had plenty to do with his dive low to the right and got both hands to the ball to complete a fantastic snaffle! Australia are up and about. An apt moment for me to pass the baton to JP Howcroft. Will he deliver an Australia victory inside four days for the fifth time this summer? I think he might. Bye!

Add it to the collection of Nathan Lyon classic catches! #AUSvNZpic.twitter.com/x9PJkJzq88

2nd over: New Zealand 3-0 (Latham 1, Blundell 2) Target 416 Cummins get the new ball to Blundell, who, of course, made a ton in pursuit of a similar (notional) target this time last week. He takes a single behind square, leaving Latham a couple to get through. He ducks the bouncer and leaves outside the off stump.

1st over: New Zealand 2-0 (Latham 1, Blundell 1) Target 416 For those still playing along with this, the five penalty runs were added to New Zealand’s first innings. So, the target is 416, not 421. It also means that the Black Caps retrospectively avoided the follow-on. Ah, cricket... if it didn’t exist you couldn’t make it up. Latham leaves and defends before pushing a single to cover to get the chase underway. The other way to look at this is that New Zealand have World Test Championship points to win if they draw this fixture. Yes, that will require batting for 141 overs but it gives them an incentive to dig in here. And not get run out! Dear me! That would have been the fate of Blundell had Head’s throw been on target from cover when the opener took a quick single to finish the over to get off the mark. Ugh!

Some crazy Andrew Samson numbers on SEN radio as the players walk back on. Labuschagne finishes with 896 runs, nine short of Hammond in 1928-29. He batted for 1768 minutes (29.5 hours) and 1457 balls. Warner made 786 runs, batting for 1731 minutes (just short of 29 hours), across 1219 deliveries. Blimey. Mitch Starc has the ball in his hand, Latham the man on strike to begin. PLAY!

421 to win, but 416 to make. That’s the effect of the penalty runs that were added a couple of overs before the declaration. That’ll throw up a fun statisical debate if they do get the runs. Will it be the record? That’s currently 418 in the fourth innings. They would reach a higher target than that but with fewer runs. Fun!

We had the forehand smash from Labuschangne but Henry claims his wicket with his next delivery, caught at long on. Paine calls them in! New Zealand are set 421 to win. Warner walks off unbeaten with 111 to his name, his 24th Test century.

51st over: Australia 211-1 (Warner 108, Labuschagne 56) Cricinfo have said that the five-run penalty has been applied but it will be given the New Zealand as penalty runs at the start of the new over. But, wasn’t Warner meant to be on strike for this over? I think he’s actually docked them a run and applied the penalty. Andrew Samson explains on SEN radio that this was the correct interpretation once assessing Warner as having ran on the pitch with the last shot of the previous over: withdraw the runs made from that ball then award five-runs to the opposition.

50th over: Australia 206-1 (Warner 106, Labuschagne 53) Warner checks an off-drive off Henry before clipping yet another single to midwicket. He’s made so many runs out there today. Labuschagne has a gallop down the track but misses everything. So, they’re not far away from declaring, we can safely assume based on the evidence of that shot. Has someone told Marnus about Hammond’s 905, I wonder? Probably not. He’s one closer to it with a quick single to backward point. He gets a bit of a telling off from Aleem Dar after the run, telling him not to run on the pitch. Warner slaps out to the sweeper at deep backward point for two more, then a single to finish to deep midwicket again to bring up the 100 partnership. It’s not withoutcontroversy though...Aleem Dar has withdrawn the run because he says Warner has ran on the pitch. Or warned them? He hasn’t docked them five runs, as he is entitled to do. The scoreboards all over the place. What doing?

49th over: Australia 202-1 (Warner 103, Labuschagne 52) With four through midwicket and a single to mid-off, Marnus Labuschagne gets to raise his bat yet again, a half-century to go with his 215 from the first innings. He’s arrived at the mark in just 64 balls. By the end of the over, Australia are beyond 200 as well.

Here’s Warner’s century.

It's been a helluva comeback from the 'Bull'! #AUSvNZpic.twitter.com/43mtaEeHBk

Labuschagne ticks off another milestone as nonchalantly as you like.#AUSvNZ | https://t.co/rx14Qs3S0ipic.twitter.com/hiTvu3UCYa

48th over: Australia 194-1 (Warner 102, Labuschagne 45) Henry to Warner on 99, and he takes off after defending to him!The bowler pings at the stumps and isn’t far off running him out. Forget what I said about his ease in the 90s in the previous over! Right, back to the task at hand... and there it is! The milestone is brought up with a whip through the legside, the prolific pair coming back for three. Off comes the helmet as Warner launches into his familiar celebration once again this summer. That’s a third ton across those five Tests this and his 18th in Australia, fourth at the SCG and fifth against NZ. 147 balls to get there with nine boundaries.

47th over: Australia 190-1 (Warner 99, Labuschagne 44) Labuschagne takes a single from the first delivery of CdG’s over, giving Warner a good look at the two runs he needs for a century. He knows this terrain well, carefully defending to both sides of the wicket as required, waiting for his ball, before taking the one on offer to midwicket off his hip. On to 99. The No3 steers a couple more to complete the over down to third man, closing in on another half-century himself.

46th over: Australia 186-1 (Warner 98, Labuschagne 41) Matt Henry is back for his first spell since the first few overs this morning, Labuschagne clipping three out to deepmidwicket, helped by a misfield. Warner gives the strike straight back and moves into the 90s with a single, pushing off the front foot behind point. Whoa! Warner gets a boundary from a ball that leapt off the track! He somehow managed to get some bat on ball, helping it over the cordon. He then makes it two fours in a row, moving to 98 with a compact tuck to fine leg - a poor finish from Henry.

“Hi Adam.” Hello, Liz Musgrove. “I’m a new convert to OBO, but loving it, thanks for the entertainment and insights. I grew up with cricket commentators burbling away as the background to summer and I’m quite enjoying the Sky coverage via Kayo - Isa Guha is a standout for me - but get a much better sense of the state of the contest from the OBO. It’s also a great way to catch up on events if I’ve been doing other things. So thanks again for the work you and your colleagues have put in!”

45th over: Australia 173-1 (Warner 89, Labuschagne 37) Labuschange gets Australia’s first run of the session, a single to cover. CdG is back on his very consistent line and length, Warner happy enough playing himself back in. Yes, quick runs are the name of the game but not at the expense of a Test ton.

“If you insist calling Wagner ‘The Composer’, I’m wondering whether Marnus has ever been given the handle of ‘The bus interchange’?” asks Ian Loiterton. That might require some googling from me. “One for the bilingual dyslexics out there.”

The players are back on the field. We know that because Sweet Disposition is playing over the PA as they walk out. It’s a big improvement on Great Southern End, which prevailed for about 15 years. de Grandhomme to Labuschagne. PLAY.

A big session for Australia. They piled on 136 runs at 4.9 runs an over, losing just the one wicket. Unfortunately for Australian fans, that was Burns - the man who needed runs the most - when he was trapped lbw by an excellent Astle wrong’un. But that loss, and when Labuschagne dropped by the same spinner as soon as he came to the crease, were the only moments of hope for the Black Caps. With Australia 375 ahead, the only questions left are whether Warner can reach a 24th ton, if Labuschange can overtake Hammond and when Paine will declare.

44th over: Australia 172-1 (Warner 89, Labuschagne 36) A graphic flashes up on screen as Somerville begins the final over of the session: Labushagne has made 872 runs this home summer, only behind Wally Hammond’s 905 from his famous 1928-29 Ashes campaign in Australia. I doubt that’s on Tim Paine’s radar but maybe someone should let him know at the break, in case it is just a matter of an over or two for him to get there as they approach a declaration target. LUNCH it is!

43rd over: Australia 171-1 (Warner 89, Labuschagne 35) Wagner with his final over before the break, doing well to nearly floor Warner with an inswinging yorker, the two sharing another laugh as they pass. Indeed, he accidentially hit him with the bat! Good colour, mucking around. Fewer smiles for the bowler when Warner picks up a full toss over midwicket for an easy four - a misdirected change of pace.

42nd over: Australia 164-1 (Warner 84, Labuschagne 33) They’ve already put on 50, Labuschagne deflecing Somerville - back into the attack - for a couple to bring that up in 74 balls. He celebrates with a reverse sweep, something I don’t think we’ve seen from him this summer? Not that often, in any case. It works too, trickling away to the third man boundary. Isa Guha on telly is quick on the stat, noting that it was just the third time that Marnus has reversed in Tests. He tries another version of the sweep, a lap, but misses the ball... Watling does too, three more added, this time byes. Ten off it. The lead is 367 with six minutes until lunch.

Technically, Joe Burns should still be out there. Under ICC Test Playing Conditions, no review was called. The T is not at head height.
PS: don’t even get me started on Jeet Raval. #AUSvNZ#noteeandtimedoutpic.twitter.com/gJJJmTtSw5

41st over: Australia 154-1 (Warner 83, Labuschagne 27) The Composer returns for his second spell today, with time for a couple before lunch from Paddington End. Labuschagne takes one to cover to begin, Warner then grabbing a single behind square. The former finishes with a handy cut shot, chopped behind point for two.

40th over: Australia 150-1 (Warner 82, Labuschagne 24) Astle now around the wicket but through the umpire to Warner. As Bharat Sundaresan notes below, there’s an old-school charm about that approach; yet another reason to be on the Team Todd bandwagon with me. It doesn’t bother the opener, who gets down low for his smash-sweep behind square for four. It takes him into the 80s.

Something very classical to see a right-arm spinner bowling around the wicket when he goes across in between the umpire and the stumps. Don’t see it very often these days #AUSvNZ@cricbuzz

39th over: Australia 141-1 (Warner 75, Labuschagne 22) CdG finds Labuschagne’s outside edge, swinging hard at a cut shot, but it runs away safely to the rope with no slips in place at this stage. Once again, he’s into the 20s. 101 runs have now been scored today across 24 overs. The TV cuts to Smith on the balcony, who must secretly hate how much time he’s spent waiting to bat this Test season.

38th over: Australia 136-1 (Warner 75, Labuschagne 17) When Warner gets his chance after a long time at the non-strikers’ end he plays resourceful sweep in front of square, racing back for two. He’s three-quarters of the way there.

Check out this feature on one of the most talented people in and around the game, photographer Ryan Pierse. Also a fantastic human being.

Something a little different for our behind the scenes piece today...

There's the bowling on-field, but then there's also a taking photos off-field.@AlisonMitchell chats with @RyanPierse about how he prepares for a day ⤵️ @gettyimages | #AUSvNZpic.twitter.com/LwFCim5FfN

37th over: Australia 133-1 (Warner 73, Labuschagne 16) Labuschagne is owning the strike, taking the entire CdG over, starting with a couple off his pads and finishing with one in the same direction down to fine leg. Warner is still in range of three figures before lunch but that’s now more likely to come up after the break.

36th over: Australia 130-1 (Warner 73, Labuschagne 13) Labuschagne is confident enough to use his feet again at Astle now, as he should be considering he made 215 in the first dig. “He’s looking to score off every ball,” says Kerry O’Keeffe on telly.

35th over: Australia 124-1 (Warner 72, Labuschagne 8) Speaking of white-ball cricket, it is a white-ball field for CdG with Watling still up to the stumps. There’s not a lot to see here - one off; the lead 327. With probably nine overs until lunch, they should be able to move that number along to 360/370 by then.

“My project is almost finished, Mr Collins!” reports Abhijato Sensarma. Good work. “But Burns has departed before I could watch him on the telly. The approach they have taken to this innings is similar to that of an ODI, as the run-rate proves. This is a magnificent opportunity for Marnus to make a mark about his attacking skills. He’s a part of the ODI squad for the India tour, so this scenario offers him the best chance to exercise his skills. With approximately the same number of overs being left as he will usually have batting at No4 against India in coloured clothing, he needs to construct his innings accordingly. If he gets the twin ton too, that will be the icing on the cake for his home summer!”

34th over: Australia 123-1 (Warner 71, Labuschagne 8) Five off Astle but at least he’s giving it a chance to spin (both ways) with ample flight. Keep him on, skip.

33rd over: Australia 118-1 (Warner 67, Labuschagne 7) Another belt-and-braces CdG set. In fairness to the Black Caps, the last ten overs have gone for 41. That’s an improvement from the first 40-minute window today when 57 runs were added.

An overrated modern talking point, for mine? Honours boards. Alas, Lyon is now on there at the SCG following his excellent five-wicket bag on Saturday.

Last night another beautiful gold leaf letter writing for @NathLyon421 5/68 v New Zealand is added to our Five Wickets in an Innings honour board

Our first Test 5for in six years. Nice one Gary! #GOATpic.twitter.com/7losQPDUwX

32nd over: Australia 116-1 (Warner 67, Labuschagne 6) Oh no! Astle drops Labuschagne! It’s a sitter too: fingers up, in and out. Such a good bit of bowling to beat him in flight, the drive checked straight at him. What can you say? A tough moment for all the members of Team Todd. Ian Smith is a fan as well, saying he should be an “automatic selection” for the next New Zealand Test team.

31st over: Australia 112-1 (Warner 65, Labuschagne 4) CdG isn’t letting Labuschagne put the foot own from the get go here, at the stumps throughout.

The good news for Burns is that Uncle Rod Marsh is no longer the selection boss so the below average won’t be the only number looked at when deciding his fate.

Joe Burns finishes with 256 runs at 32.00 for the Test summer. #AusvNZ

30th over: Australia 110-1 (Warner 65, Labuschagne 2) Another wrong’un straight away to Labuschagne, this one turning too much. As Kerry O’Keeffe says on TV, Astle didn’t bowl it anywhere near enough when the game was there to be really influenced on that opening day. Ooi, he bowls another at Warner to finish, which isn’t far away from getting him in strife. That’s a very handy over. Well done.

They take drinks. Here’s the projection. Very nicely bowled, HOT TODDY.

Terrific decision too!

Astle gets his first wicket.#AUSvNZpic.twitter.com/btTQsDmkRl

I told you about the Astle googly! It’s good enough to beat Burns, a lovely delivery beyond his inside edge and crashing into his front pad. It wasn’t given out on the field but the DRS shows it was doing everything right, hitting leg stump. Another good start from Burns but he ends his summer without pressing to 50 or beyond.

29th over: Australia 107-0 (Warner 64, Burns 40) Colin de Grandhomme, who had the new ball on the first morning, is pacing around the wicket at Warner and giving it his best, stump to stump all the way. Four risk-free runs are added, the lead 310.

28th over: Australia 103-0 (Warner 61, Burns 39) I see a couple of tweets suggesting that Australia should open the door to New Zealand. They clearly haven’t been watching closely enough - that is not happening, and nor should it with so much time left in this game. They might have a 400 lead by lunch the way this is going. To Astle’s credit, after having 11 taken from his first over today, he backs up with tidy maiden at Burns. He has an very useful googly on him.

Sixth century opening stand between Warner and Burns. Only Hayden & Langer (14), Slater & Taylor (10), Lawry & Simpson (9) and Warner & Rogers (9) have more 100-run stands as opening partners for Australia #AUSvNZ

27th over: Australia 103-0 (Warner 61, Burns 39) Another milestone, the sixth time that Warner and Burns have passed 100 runs together at the top of the list, the two sharing a hug. Wagner is mixing it up every ball but we’ve passed the point of the series where that is going to get into the heads of the home batsmen. Tom Latham is with his bowler, tweaking the field, refusing to completely give in - there are men spread all over the legside as he leaps in from around the wicket. But nothing comes of it, Burns retaining the strike with a quick single behind point.

26th over: Australia 99-0 (Warner 58, Burns 38) TODD! Be still my beating heart, Astle is into the attack for the first time this morning. There’s one person who enjoys this development as much as me: Dave Warner. He takes one delivery to get down into his reverse sweep posture, executing the shot perfectly, whacking it away behind point for his fifth boundary. He’s well on his way to a ton here. Not to miss out on the fun, Burns hits him back over his head for SIX to finish! Watson-esque from the Queenslander, holding his pose as the ball sails over long-on. The Australian lead is now 302 with 57 taken from the ten overs so far this morning.

25th over: Australia 88-0 (Warner 53, Burns 32) Burns moves into the 30s with his most commanding shot of the morning, getting on the front foot to drive Wagner through cover for four. There’s the usual array of short and slower deliveries but the Australian pair have his measure at this early stage of his spell.

There’s a big ol’ love-in about Mark Waugh on the telly, led by Shane Warne, who explains why his old teammate is his favourite player of all time. It’s something we share in common, as it happens. That was the first piece that wrote for a cricket magazine and spent four weeks in the autum of 2015 researching it in the MCC Library. Not a very efficient start to my freelance life, it must be said. Gary Naylor agrees: “I don’t often agree with SK Warne, but...” before dropping this at me.

24th over: Australia 81-0 (Warner 50, Burns 28) They’re taking runs as the see fit off Somerville, ODI-style. With a clip off his pads, Warner moves to his half-century from his 82nd delivery. That’s his 54th score above 50 in Tests, 23 of those converted into tons. He has every chance to make it 24 in an hour or so from now.

23rd over: Australia 76-0 (Warner 46, Burns 27) No matter what happens in this final bowling innings for New Zealand, Neil Wagner is leaving Australia with his reputation enhanced yet further. What’s not to love about a cricketer who does it his own way, relentlessly, with a smile on his face throughout? Sure enough, he’s throwing himself around here, leaping across the track to deny Warner a run when pushing back at him. It’s the only delivery really in his half. He could have been called for a wide when misdirecting well down the legside but Umpire Erasmus lets him off with a warning. “If he bowls another one I’ll call it,” he explains to Warner when asked why it wasn’t signalled. “I didn’t mean to bowl it that wide!” Wagner responds. “Shane Warne used to bowl it out there into the rough!” They all share a laugh when walking back to their respective positions. What a guy.

22nd over: Australia 73-0 (Warner 44, Burns 27) Warner gives Burns the strike back and it looks like he wants to whack Somerville over midwicket again using his feet by default, but he elects to play him carefully. There’s nothing gained for him trying to do anything silly here; the run rate is going to take care of itself.

21st over: Australia 72-0 (Warner 43, Burns 27) Warner quickly into the 40s with back to back boundaries, cutting Henry with authority then deflecting just as expertly behind point. He’d love a home ground ton to end the Test summer.

20th over: Australia 60-0 (Warner 34, Burns 25) There we go! Burns skips down the track at Somerville and lifts him over the rope at midwicket for SIX! He didn’t overhit it or anything like that, backing his strength to go the full journey. Earlier in the over, Warner put him on strike with a deft little steer past slip for three. On telly, Warne is saying they will want 400 before declaring. The lead is now 263.

19th over: Australia 51-0 (Warner 31, Burns 19) Burns isn’t quite fluent yet, his drive for two far from middled, but it is enough to bring up the half-century stand between these two. As I said off the top, don’t underestimate the importance of these statistical columns when squads are being picked five months from now.

“Without wishing ill on Warner or especially Burns in my heart I’d love to see that man Marnus out there for one last hoik of the season,” writes Cameron Bray “Burns might NEED to make a score but who would begrudge some stat-buffing for our mighty first drop? Love your work.”

18th over: Australia 49-0 (Warner 31, Burns 17) Somerville starts with his off-spin from the Paddington End, Warner taking a quick single into the offside straight away. Burns takes a look at a couple before advancing down the strip, getting just to where he needed to be in order to flick the ball out square leg for his first run of the morning. Warner again, who strikes the first boundary of the day, crashing Somerville through cover standing tall in the crease. That’s a pretty shot.

17th over: Australia 43-0 (Warner 26, Burns 16) Warner is away first ball, with a purposeful punch off the back foot through cover for a couple. “WAIT ON!” he roars next when driving to the man in there. As they note on telly, nobody calls quite like the opener. He’s kept in defence until the final ball, clipping a further single to keep the strike when Henry gets his angle wrong from round the wicket.

The players are walking out to the middle. Warner will be taking the first ball. We’re told there was a bit of rain in the air before play, which is great news in terms of offering some fire relief, but are starting on time at the SCG. It will be Matt Henry starting off for the Black Caps from the Randwick End. PLAY!

Here is the pitch. Of course, Steve Smith is shadow batting. On the telly, there are some pictures of James Pattinson carrying Justin Langer around by the arms in a pro-wrestler move. Patto is loving it. What a lad. I need a GIF of that right away.

Day four at the @scg looks like this: #AUSvNZpic.twitter.com/fGj9LstBHp

This is my fifth OBO of the weekend. You know who has been there with me for all of them? The most dedicated emailer there is: Abhijato Sensarma. He’s dropped me a line. You can too.

“It is half past four in the morning here in India, but I find myself up and running already for a while by now because today marks the deadline for the submission of a school project (frankly, which day doesn’t?). The cricket will certainly help me power through the rest of the assignment. And one of my eyes will be on Joe Burns, who faces the challenge of needing more runs than goodwill at this point of time. International sports is an unforgiving field, as the recent batch of dropped Australian openers would know. The pitch is flat enough to get a good score, and tough enough to make the good score seem impressive - Burns needs to stick out there and confirm his ticket to Bangladesh.”

If you’re after a top read before we start, check out Emma John’s beauty on four-day Tests. She’s spot on: we get way too down on ourselves as a sport.

Related: Lopping a day off Test matches – just how insecure does cricket now feel? | Emma John

Bushfire relief. As we have thorughout the Test, let’s keep an eye on the Russell Jackson bat auction. If you haven’t seen it as yet, as a kid he had a bat signed by ten Test captains. To raise crucial cash for those who have been battered by these awful fires, he’s putting that to auction. Sure enough, it’s getting some fantastic support from our cricket community and closes when the Test ends. Snap it up!

OK folks, we’re starting what might be the final day of the auction (if the Test finishes today, which isn’t beyond the realms of possibility) at $2100.

https://t.co/NbNPH7GTTN

For those of you who weren’t with me during the Newlands OBO earlier, what an absorbing contest. It would be the most England thing imaginable if they end up pulling off a win after their previous week on tour. Here’s Vic Marks’ report.

Related: Dominic Sibley nears century to put England in control against South Africa

We are about two sessions behind where the first two Tests were at this stage as the hosts continue their push for relatively quick runs ahead of an almost certain declaration at some stage around the middle of today, their lead currently 243. As always in a third innings of this nature, the focus becomes an individual one, and today that will primarily be Joe Burns, who is on 16 not out overnight.

When the opener posted 97 in his first innings this summer, recalled after Cam Bancroft and Marcus Harris failed to make it work during the away Ashes, there was a consensus that the game of musical chairs had finished. David Warner was effusive: he wanted Burns by his side for the long haul. But after that, his scores against Pakistan and New Zealand read 4, 9, 53, 35, 0 and 18. He got a good’un in the first innings here, but that will be forgotten by the time the next Test squad is selected for Bangladesh midyear. Long story short: he really needs a score.

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What a session for England! A wonderful debut century for Sibley - Mike Atherton has just outstatted most by calling it the first Test hundred for an England opener at Newlands since Jack Hobbs in 1910. He compares Sibley’s powers of concentration with Alastair Cook - early days, but high praise. And Ben Stokes? An eye-popping, tongue-clicking, head-blowing cameo. Time for a quick stretch, back in a jiffy.

106th over: England 375-7 (Sibley 125, Curran 13) Delight for England, and a broad smile from Stuart Broad on the balcony, as a ball from Pretorius spits off the pitch and hits Sam Curran’s top hand. Curran sends a four square and that is that. South Africa will now have to make the highest score in Test history to win the game. England lead 421, 157 runs in the session. Sibley is applauded off the pitch for the best lunch of his lifetime.

105th over: England 368-7 (Sibley 125, Curran 6) I’m not sure how they measure this but Maharaj is getting more turn over the wicket than around. At least I think that’s right, they whipped the stat away very quickly. Anyway, Curran flays him through the covers for four. Time, with lunch approaching, to chew over a declaration? Lead 414.

104th over: England 362-7 (Sibley 124, Curran 1) Nortje sends down four byes high and getting higher over a ducking Sam Curran and then over the head of a leaping de Kock. Not a happy bowler.

Stokes v Flintoff, take 2: Dylan Pugh.

Buttler tries to scoop but it was too short and the ball falls into the gloves of de Kock. Short but glorious.

103rd over: England 356-6 (Sibley 123, Buttler 23) Sibley fine-edges Rabada for four and with that the England lead passes a stately 400.

102nd over: England 350-6 (Sibley 119, Buttler 23) Just the 14 from Nortje’s over as Buttler practises his stand and swivel. The sweetest hook for six, some pulls interspersed with a couple of drives. Despite what he said the other day, Buttler looks in very good nick indeed.

Ok Flintoff v Stokes, take one: Will Padmore.

101st over: England 338-6 (Sibley 119, Buttler 9) Hey Jos, watch this! Sibley hauls himself down on one knee and sweeps Maharaj for SIX with casual violence. Next ball Maharaj fights back with an arm ball to get Sibley in a tangle, before Sibley responds with another sweep, this time for four.

100th over: England 327-6 (Sibley 109, Buttler 8) Nortje comes into the attack for the first time today and Buttler off-drives him for six! Like you do. Casually, in his tracksuit bottoms, skulking round the corner shop for a morning pick-me-up lucozade.

99th over: England 318-6 (Sibley 108, Buttler 1) Buttler and Sibley nurdle and nudge through Maharaj’s over. A timely stat from Sky - nine wickets fell on the first two days, six on the second, two today. A glimmer of hope for South Africa?

My lovely colleague Tim de Lisle has sent me this of Sibley’s Warwickshire teammates. He’s a very popular chap.

YES,@DomSibley!

The lads were ready!

#YouBears#SAvENGpic.twitter.com/0LU32tQfsJ

98th over: England 316-6 (Sibley 107, Buttler 1) Sibley and Pope dab Rabada around before Pope drags on. Briefly, it all got a lot slower but, heck, what does it matter. Anyway, Buttler is in now. Both he and Stokes average in the mid 30s. But is unfair to expect much more giving firstly, where Buttler bats, and secondly, Stokes’s duties with the ball?

Paul Hand sums up Sibley simply, but perfectly, all the way from Kazakhstan

Rabada comes wide of the wicket and Pope rocks back and gets an inside edge, plop, onto his stumps.

97th over: England 313-5 (Sibley 106, Pope 1) What an innings that was from Ben Stokes. Do catch the highlights later if you can. To be honest, the whole innings was a highlights package. The perfect combination of gay abandon and absolute skill. Plus he got Sibley safely to his hundred and England into a place of complete supremacy - lead currently 359. Ollie Pope gets off the mark with a reverse sweep off Maharaj.

Ian Forth is a happy man too.

Maharaj gets his man at last. Stokes gets down on one knee, but doesn’t quite get the distance this time and the balls falls to van der Dussen at long on, who takes a more than decent catch, sliding down onto his ankles. Stokes walks off with the broadest of smiles. Just 47 balls, and a whole heap of joy.

96th over: England 310-4 (Sibley 105, Stokes 72) South Africa have spread the field, a field of du Plessis’s nightmares. There is one slip and eight men on the boundary. And that’s a partnership of 100 runs in 92 balls.

Chris Goater has a cracking question.

95th over: England 307-4 (Sibley 104, Stokes 70) Memories flooding back of Stokes’s double hundred he gathered four years ago as he clobbers Maharaj with a wide-legged reverse sweep, a smash through mid-wicket and a stick-that-up-your-jumper casual six. Brutal.

94th over: England 294-4 (Sibley 104, Stokes 55) Three off Rabada, and that’s drinks and the morning has gone better than England could have dreamt. South Africa, ye gods, have not had such a good morning. A special mention here to all those county cricket readers who have been championing Sibley for two or three years, and to him for churning out those hundreds for Warwickshire - it is his Championship performances that got him picked for England, no hunch, no admiration of his Vince-like flair.


93rd over: England 289-4 (Sibley 103, Stokes 54) Yes! Sibley sweeps Maharaj for four - such panache! He pumps the air, pulls off his helmet to reveal the broadest of smiles, gets a big hug from Ben Stokes, kisses the badge, and on the balcony everyone is standing and smiling, Sam Curran leaps in the air. What a cracking innings, playing to his strengths, doing it for the team. From Surrey to Warwickshire to England - here’s to many , many more. The first century of the series too.

92nd over: England 282-4 (Sibley 99, Stokes 50) And that’s the Ben Stokes 50 with a touch behind square and the Dom Sibley 99 as he edges Rabada, not completely convincingly, down to the boundary and on the England balcony everyone is smiling. Come on Dom!

A lovely email from David Murray. What a morning! An England win in prospect and suddenly 3 or 4 choices for the-future-of-England cricket (Sibley, Pope, Crawley, Burns).

90th over: England 277-4 (Sibley 95, Stokes 49) Stokes is seeing the new ball like a new year’s resolution he needs to finish off, he reverse-sweeps Maharaj with such quick, loose hands. It is Jack Spratt and his Mrs Spratt out there in the middle for England but, oh, such a perfect combination. Especially with all the Christmas leftovers to finish off.

89th over: England 272-4 (Sibley 94, Stokes 45) Oh dear, nothing going for South Africa this morning. Stokes pulls Rabada high and a sprinting de Koch calls for it, he must cover 50 yards sprinting down towards fine leg, but then muffs the (difficult) chance. Stokes rubs salt into the wound by rocking back onto his heels, rolling his wrists and slamming a juicy full toss back over the boundary next ball. And that’s the fifty partnership of which Stokes has scored 45! And now Sibley gets in on the act with a nicely played boundary through the covers.

Charles Shedrick writes:

88th over: England 261-4 (Sibley 90, Stokes 38 ) Sibley enters the 90s with a prosaic two off Maharaj into the leg side. It takes some mental strength to just plod away while a cartoon hero throws the bat at the other end.

Michael Anderson, you’re my hero

87th over: England 259-4 (Sibley 88, Stokes 38 ) Philander trundels in and for no apparent reason turns carthorse as Stokes climbs into his farmyard galoshes and throws the bat for fours through backward point and square leg and runs any old place his can slam them. The England lead passes 300.


86th over: England 247-4 (Sibley 87, Stokes 27) Maharaj is kept on with the new ball. Sibley almost in trouble from one round the wicket that spins past the outside of his prodding bat. He looks a little leaden footed, but survives. It’s dusty out there.

@tjaldred MTMA. When do you think England should think about declaring this morning? Before tea, or do they wait for Sibley to get his hundred?

85th over: England 246-4 (Sibley 87, Stokes 26) And we have the new ball at last, after that expensive experiment, in the rightful mitts of Vernon Philander bowling from the Wynberg end to restore some order. Sibley with that dot-to-dot stubble perfection prods the pitch to see out a maiden. Norje, incidentally, is back on the pitch.

Tom! Tom! I hope you’re still reading... a message to cheer up your Monday:

84th over: England 246-4 (Sibley 87, Stokes 26) Just a massive Stokes six, down on one knee, thanks very much, straight bat, straight legs, gorgeous. Maharaj get the better of him later in the over when a ball spins out of a huge puff of dust - more good news for England.

83rd over: England 236-4 (Sibley 87, Stokes 16) That could be the end of the no ball. Ben Stokes decides to get his eye in by destroying Pretorius’s morning confidence with a six farted straight back whence it came, followed by a reverse switch for four. He’s got the bit between his teeth this morning, don’t go anywhere.

83rd over: England 225-4 (Sibley 87, Stokes 5)

82nd over: England 223-4 (Sibley 85, Stokes 5) A disdainful swat from Ben Stokes dispatches Pretorius for the first boundary of the day. Still with the old ball here, apparently Anrich Nortje is not on the field, sick.

An email pops up from Tom Bowtell entitled “exciting Philander Stat.”

81st over: England 219-4 (Sibley 85, Stokes 1) Ok, so that wasn’t the last over with the old ball. du Plessis gives Maharaj a go from the other end. It was nearly a seven ball over actually as the umpire lost count of how many balls Maharaj had bowled. Not sure if they still transfer pebbles from hand to hand to count the over out. Just a single to Stokes with a sweep behind square

80th over: England 218-4 (Sibley 85, Stokes 0) Dwaine Pretorius bowls a last over with the old ball, Dom Sibley is watchful. A maiden. A few hazy clouds float above Table Mountain but the sky is blue and the temperature a blissful 22 degrees.

John Starbuck has been musing in Yorkshire:

The players are on their way out, Dom Sibley has a new batting partner in Ben Stokes.

A pre-start email! Hi Danny Outram.

Whilst it was refreshing to see Dom Sibley’s long drawn out openers innings, I hear time and time again that it is the duty of the openers to take the ‘bite’ out of the new ball and allow the lower order batsman to get their eye in with a scuffed cherry that has less zip to it. Therefore would it have not been better had Sibley given away his wicket 10 overs ago?

Interesting interview with Graham Thorpe, England’s batting coach . He talks about the simplicity of Dom Sibley’s technique. Says he said to him, there’s time to talk about the areas of where to develop your game but when you’re in the heat of the battle keep doing what you do. Important to work on his technique outside off stump but without getting into his head too much.

Vic Marks was on the radio this morning and saying that this is the first time England have ever played four players under 23 in the same match. I’m not doubting Vic’s stats, but can this really be true?

Anyway, it looks a beautiful day at Newlands. Shaun Pollock is in a suit and Mike Atherton and Ian Ward are in shirt sleeves. Ward’s hand is in his pocket, of course. The only other person I’ve noticed with such a pocket obsession is Aussie PM Scott Morrison. Apparently whereas in England you need overcast conditions to move the ball about, in South Africa the heat bakes the pitch a bit and the edges come up and it jags around. That’s the science bit. South Africa have this morning to try and keep in the game with the new ball.

And Sachin Tendulkar follows where Virat Kohli dared to tread:

“Spinners look forward to bowling with the scruffed ball, taking advantage on day five of the roughs created on the wickets.”

Related: Test matches 'should not be tinkered with', says Sachin Tendulkar

Nice gesture here by Shane Warne:

Please bid here https://t.co/kZMhGkmcxspic.twitter.com/ZhpeWQxqY7

It’s all over at the SCG. Another century for David Warner, five wickets for Nathan Lyon and, as crackle follows snap, Australia claimed all five Tests of the summer inside four days for the first time.

Related: Nathan Lyon takes five wickets after Warner's ton sets up series sweep for Australia

Good morning! It’s all a bit back-to-work-Monday here in the UK, but over in Cape Town England have been busy putting in the hard yards all weekend thanks very much. Dom Sibley, England’s answer to Desperate Dan, has, in between lunging awkwardly and munching cow pie, done what England’s team of cavaliers has been desperate for someone to do: score slow (his first 50 runs took 50 overs), boring, unremarkable and steady runs.

In the words of James Anderson “That’s what we’ve been missing for a couple of years. Hopefully he’s going to cement his place and will get confidence from this knock and go on tomorrow. More importantly, hopefully he can go on in his career in the next few years.”

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South Africa v England: second Test, day five – live!

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But first, an urgent question. “Please ask Kim,” says Rob Lewis, “how he can possibly eat Hobnobs with Turkish coffee (78th over)... I imagine he’s using those dinky cups that it is always served in (at least it is here in Istanbul). So how do you dunk the Hobnob?”

83rd over: South Africa 170-4 (Malan 83, van der Dussen 1) For a moment England think they’ve got Malan, but Curran’s nip-backer has only slicked the waistband. And that’s lunch, with honours still even – England buoyed by a surprise gift from Faf du Plessis, but SA satisfied with losing just the one serious batsman, and delighted to have Malan still there. He’s playing like an opener with a hundred Test caps, not one.

Meanwhile Geoff Wignall has been thinking about Jos Buttler (73rd over). “Surely a part of Buttler’s apparent underperformance is that his role at 7 should be to supply the icing, not bake the cake?” Nice. “Too often he comes in after the mixing bowl has been smashed and there’s a gooey mess all over the floor. Though I haven’t checked, I’m fairly sure he and Stokes have similar averages.” Broadly, yes, but last time I looked Stokes had edged up to 36, while Buttler had slipped to 33. I’d love to see him make a hundred in the next two Tests. Time for some fresh air – back in half an hour or so.

82nd over: South Africa 170-4 (Malan 83, van der Dussen 1) Anderson is back, and there’s no swing for him either, but he does get some lift as he did early on. Not bad for a 37-year-old lad.

81st over: South Africa 169-4 (Malan 83, van der Dussen 0) Curran finds his line but no swing, and Malan uses the bounce of the harder ball to ease him away for two between gully and cover. Malan’s wagon wheel must be more like a sheaf of twigs.

A rare note of English optimism is being struck. “It feels like, either through great studious planning or a bit of a fluke,” reckon Martin Laidler, “England have found a really good balance to this side with a mixture of experience and promise which should see us through to the next few years.” Not sure I’d go that far, but they may be about to show that you can win something with kids.

Here it is, and it’s being taken by Curran.

80th over: South Africa 167-4 (Malan 81, van der Dussen 0) Stokes still hasn’t taken himself off. he tries a yorker on off stump, but van der Dussen is ready with a firm prod.

Tone White has a question. “Could Bess be the spinning equivalent to Curran, able to bowl decently but without apparent menace then whoops, he takes a crucial wicket? And hullo and thanks from France!” Similar personalities, certainly – each a bundle of energy.

79th over: South Africa 167-4 (Malan 81, van der Dussen 0) Malan, facing Bess, moves into the eighties with what seems to be his signature stroke – the careful push to wide third man. Root has been slow to plug that gap, as modern captains often are.

78th over: South Africa 165-4 (Malan 79, van der Dussen 0) So almost everything rests on the shoulders of Pieter Malan, who doesn’t seem bothered at all. He just gets on with the job, pushing Stokes for a single. As Nasser observed a few overs ago, “South Africa have found one here”.

Before Faf’s brainstorm, Kim Thonger sent this. “There seem to be a number of people this morning hell-bent on ignoring the sage advice of Donald Sutherland’s eccentric tank commander in Kelly’s Heroes – ‘don’t make wid da negative waves’. I for one am having a very positive Turkish coffee with Hobnobs, and Dakkers the dachshund and I are cheering our brave boys all the way to victory (or a draw).” A very positive Turkish coffee with Hobnobs, eh: cricket commentary has been waiting for those words.

77th over: South Africa 164-4 (Malan 78, van der Dussen 0) In comes Rassie van der Dussen, who almost gives a low catch to forward short leg as Root brings the close catchers back. And Root needs to be congratulated for keeping Bess on, when some idiots would have turned to Denly’s leggies.

Out of nowhere, Bess bags the big one. It was a regulation delivery, but Faf didn’t get over the ball as he swept and it went straight to Joe Denly at square leg. That is the moment of the day so far.

76th over: South Africa 163-3 (Malan 77, du Plessis 19) Root had Curran lined up, but Stokes said he wanted one more. Another case of Stokes getting what he wants, and it not bearing fruit. He’s a commanding batsman now, and has always been a great fielder, but he doesn’t get quite as many wickets as he thinks he does.

75th over: South Africa 163-3 (Malan 77, du Plessis 19) The first boundary off Bess this morning as Malan cuts for four. Time to bring on Denly, the only spinner with a wicket in this innings.

74th over: South Africa 159-3 (Malan 73, du Plessis 19) Better from Faf, who strokes Stokes for four past gully.

73rd over: South Africa 154-3 (Malan 72, du Plessis 15) Another maiden from Bess, who is being tidy when tidiness is not needed.

“Good morning Tim.” Good morning, Matthew Kentridge. “I’m back at work after the holidays so envy you camped out in front of the cricket with your coffee and your keyboard. The OBO is the usual lifeline, but it’s bad enough sitting here at my desk without the pang I feel, wishing I was at Newlands. I’ve been wondering why Jos Buttler has been so underwhelming in Tests for so long. It can’t be temperament, as he has smarts and captaincy material written all over him, so is it technique, or the role he’s expected to play in the team? Other quick-fire destructive batsmen (Stokes, obviously, and Quinton de Kock for SA who, ahem, ahem, went to my old school) regularly get fifties or go on to hundreds, while Buttler makes a fast 20 and then holes out. I know you’ve interviewed him so would be keen to hear your take.”

72nd over: South Africa 153-3 (Malan 72, du Plessis 15) Stokes hits his straps, digging it in to get Faf fending over the slips, then pitching it up and beating him outside off. England need a breakthrough and only Stokes and Anderson have looked like supplying it. Get Curran on!

71st over: South Africa 148-3 (Malan 72, du Plessis 10) Bess races through a maiden to Malan – doesn’t he realise there are people with OBOs to write? – and gets a puff of dust with the last ball.

Here’s Brian Withington. “Interested to hear Michael Holding politely put pro-verbals KP back in his box on commentary. ‘I know it can work, I just don’t believe in it.’ Refreshingly old school.” Quite agree, Brian. Sledging is a dismal thing, a way for sportsmen to strip themselves of their dignity. But whether it was different in the old days, I’m not so sure – surely Fred Trueman was effing and blinding at batsmen in the Fifties?

70th over: South Africa 148-3 (Malan 72, du Plessis 10) Stokes gets some reverse swing away from the bat, the opposite of Anderson’s, but has nothing to show for it yet.

“Another fellow United fan here,” says Michael Robinson. “Not sure how much positivity we can gain from winning this Test. It’s like beating City and Spurs back in December, what’s the point when Watford batter you?One victory does not a Test team make.” No, but it would be the making of the series, and give England a fair chance of winning away from home, which doesn’t happen often enough. Also, if you’d been offered those United results as a package deal, you’d have taken them, wouldn’t you?

69th over: South Africa 146-3 (Malan 71, du Plessis 10) Dom Bess comes on for the first twirl of the morning and has a noisy appeal against Faf. Whether it’s for lbw or caught at short leg, we will never know, as it’s not given and England don’t review. That’s drinks, with honours even so far – England got the early wicket, but not the big one, and SA have been impressively calm. A lot will hinge on the new ball, due just before lunch.

68th over: South Africa 144-3 (Malan 71, du Plessis 8) Stokes bowls a no-ball, as he may have done, undetected, in the previous over. Also undetected, more importantly, is an lbw that England didn’t appeal for, which would have been given had they reviewed. It was the same ball from Anderson off which du Plessis was nearly run out. The beady eyes in the TV truck have spotted that it was pad first. Just before that, the umpires summoned Root for a telling-off, possibly because du Plessis felt he was obstructed by Anderson as he went for that third run. Too many sub-plots.

“Picking up on Christopher Drew’s theme [8:17],” says Matt Dony, “the apostle James was, along with his brother (unfortunately not called Stuart), nicknamed ‘Son of thunder.’ James Anderson certainly bringing the storm in this match.” You’re right – the New Testament does suffer from a severe shortage of Stuarts.

67th over: South Africa 143-3 (Malan 71, du Plessis 8) Faf almost gets run out going for a third, playing a clip off Anderson and then underestimating the waspishness of Curran’s throw from the deep.

“I am an England cricket and Manchester United supporter,” says David Gaskell. Always good to find a fellow sufferer.“So unfortunately all I see is Australia and Liverpool disappearing over the rise with nary a look in their rear view mirrors. But I must rebel against the negativity surrounding this Test match. One wicket ( and as I write it has fallen) and the rest will follow as surely as a packet of Maltesers will disappear in a crowded cinema. So let us embrace positivity. Go out ye non believers and book lunch as it will all be over before the port is passed around.” I wouldn’t go that far, but the chances are you’re right about the result: CricViz has England winning by 135 runs.

66th over: South Africa 141-3 (Malan 71, du Plessis 6) Root takes Broad off, wisely, and springs a surprise by summoning Stokes rather than Curran. A touch short at first, Stokes soon beats Malan with a beauty – the first ball this morning, I think, to get past that sturdy outside edge.

65th over: South Africa 139-3 (Malan 70, du Plessis 5) Broad has been merely steady, whereas Anderson is back to his masterly best – reversing it in, mostly pitching it up, then suddenly going shorter and finding an extra snap, which now forces Faf to take his hand off the bat in a hurry.

There’s some news of Rory Burns, and it’s not good alas.

64th over: South Africa 139-3 (Malan 70, du Plessis 5) Malan tucks Broad away for a couple, but more importantly Broad gets a warning for running on the pitch. Maybe he won’t take the new ball after all. And incase anyone is playing Mark Nicholas Bingo, he has just come out with his first Nicholasism of the day: “I’ll wager”.

Meanwhile Richard O’Hagan is picking up on Harry Lang’s question (57th over). “I would suggest,” he says, “that shipping 300 on the last day would be akin to Lord’s in 1984 when Greenidge made a mockery of Gower’s declaration.” Yes, except that it was more of a shock then, because scoring was slower.

63rd over: South Africa 137-3 (Malan 68, du Plessis 5) Anderson thinks he’s got Malan with another lbw shout, but it’s going over the stumps and there may have been an inside edge too.

62nd over: South Africa 136-3 (Malan 67, du Plessis 5) Faf glances Broad for the first four of the day. He can do vigils, but he’s rightly looking for runs too, to push the field back and prey on Root’s nerves.

61st over: South Africa 132-3 (Malan 67, du Plessis 1) Faf du Plessis gets off the mark with a glance off Anderson, and CricViz have a good point about him. “du Plessis averages 61.66 on Day Five of Tests in South Africa.” Formidable – but England could give him that today and still win with time to spare.

“Morning Tim,” says Jeff Doherty, “we’re strapped in and waiting to go. So what have we got, sunshine, heat, which way ‘s the wind blowing, how’s that crack on the pitch?” The sun is shining, it’s warm but not hot, and as far as I can tell there’s barely a breeze to ruffle Joe Root’s stubble. The crack hasn’t widened, according to Michael Holding in his pitch report. The main thing is that there is that bit of movement, which is just how these old bowlers like it.

60th over: South Africa 131-3 (Malan 67, du Plessis 0) The good news for England is that the new ball is only 20 overs away, so these two will be back before lunch, asking sharper questions. For now, they’re finding just enough movement to keep the batsmen honest. Malan takes another watchful two to third man. He’s an old lag already, even if he is on debut.

59th over: South Africa 129-3 (Malan 65, du Plessis 0) That was hitting the inside of leg stump. Anderson has 2-18 off 11 overs in the innings, and 7-58 in the match. He can smell a ten-for.

Anderson strikes again! He goes fuller and straighter, with a bit of nip in off the seam, and Maharaj barely waits for the finger, let alone a review.

58th over: South Africa 129-2 (Malan 65, Maharaj 2) At the other end it is, of course, Stuart Broad. He’s accurate but not threatening, and Malan picks up two with a prod that runs past the slips.

57th over: South Africa 127-2 (Malan 63, Maharaj 2) Straight away, Anderson makes things almost happen. There’s a big appeal for caught behind as Malan plays outside the nip-backer, but England don’t use their last review and they’re right not to as the nick was off the flap of the pad. After a leg bye, Anderson finds some extra lift and splits Maharaj’s bat in two, to general amusement. The bat has PR written all over it. In a way.

“England have become rather adept at batting collapses recently,” says Harry Lang on Twitter. “But where would shipping 300+ runs on a 5th day sit alongside all time bowling collapses, I wonder? Is there a stats-astute reader who can assist? Obv. I’m brimming with confidence...” Thank you for asking the readers.

It’s going to be Jimmy Anderson, who has just become the oldest swinger ever to take a five-for for England.

“WOO-HOO!” says my inbox, slightly unexpectedly. “Morning Tim. Morning all.” Morning Peter Gibbs, in Selsey. “Pint of tea (straight glass)....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand....BACON!

“Four-dayers be damned.”

An early email, of biblical proportions.“Morning Tim.” Morning, Christopher Drew, in Normandy. “I think Pieter will need to be the rock for South Africa. Already scored more than our current Pope, but a greater miracle will be required today.”

Morning everyone and welcome to the fifth day of the second Test in Cape Town. As in any good drama, things are bubbling up as the final act approaches. England need eight more wickets to level the series, which makes them favourites but not a sure thing. South Africa need 312 runs, which is the longest of long shots, but not unthinkable. Failing that, the South Africans have to bat out the day – though if they get a sniff of a draw, the chance of a win will be there to tempt them into an indiscretion or two. With England relying on two elderly seamers and a rookie spinner, and South Africa leaning rather too heavily on a debutant opener, it’s all deliciously intriguing. And let’s not forget that if some people get their way, days like this will soon be a distant memory.

England were given a late boost by Jimmy Anderson, looking himself again and taking his sixth wicket of the match, to see off Zubayr Hamza. But that was only England’s second wicket in 56 overs. Today they need to nab one every 11 overs, which means being more than twice as incisive when their attack is missing both its high pace (Jofra Archer, Mark Wood) and its battle-hardened spin (Moeen Ali). Joe Root has to stop Pieter Malan going the whole Dom Sibley, while also making sure that neither Faf du Plessis nor Quinton de Kock hits a hundred – a feat that, in a plot twist nobody saw coming, only Sibley has managed in this series.

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India v Australia: first one-day international – live!

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43rd over: India 216-6 (Pant 28, Shardul 2) Excellent over from Kane Richardson, nipping India’s resurgence in the bud and keeping the pressure on with uncomplicated fast bowling. He almost had two wickets for the over but Shardul Thakur’s horribly mistimed pull lands short of mid-on.

An email for the hive mind - any ideas? “The broadcaster showed an interesting stat on strike rates with Mitchell Starc atop the list, emails Martin Fairhurst. “Does anyone know who England’s top bowler would be for strike rate either active or retired? I’m presuming Sir Jimmy of Lancashire.”

Momentum shift followed by momentum shift. Jadeja tries to get too cute with a Richardson delivery just short of a length and instead of middling a ramp he just glances an edge into Carey’s gloves.

42nd over: India 213-5 (Pant 27, Jadeja 25) Rishabh Pant’s just changed his blade - is he doing an MS Dhoni late-inning switcheroo to his biffing bat? YES HE IS! A mighty heave over midwicket after stepping down the pitch sails for six and the crowd is on its feet. Agar is a little rattled and he’s lucky consecutive full tosses don’t go for runs. Instead it’s a decent-enough looking length delivery that Pant drills into the narrowest channel and away to the long-on boundary. India are on the move.

41st over: India 200-5 (Pant 16, Jadeja 24) Aaron Finch is now into his death over combinations and his go-to is Richardson, who still has four overs up his sleeve. Line and length is the uncomplicated strategy to begin with, the right-arm paceman angling the ball across the left-handed batsmen for four singles and a wide, inching India to 200.

Australia pulling things back considerably in the last 10 overs making them the favorites to win this game according to #WinViz as of now.

Pre Match - 44%
After 10th Over - 49%
After 20th Over - 38%
After 30th Over - 48%
After 40th Over - 69%#INDvAUS

40th over: India 195-5 (Pant 14, Jadeja 22) Better from India, runs from five of the six deliveries, including a long overdue boundary cut behind point for four by Jadeja. Could that be the signal for a rise in tempo?

39th over: India 186-5 (Pant 12, Jadeja 15) Nine dot-balls in a row for Australia and the run is only interrupted by a single with Pant flicking the returning Cummins down to fine-leg. Five deliveries into the over and Jadeja tries to go over the in-field but he can’t find any timing. From ball six a sprinted two feels like many more, so constipated have India been in recent overs. There’s energy around the ground when Jadeja returns for his second but Richardson’s direct hit from the boundary is fractionally too late for the speedy allrounder.

38th over: India 183-5 (Pant 11, Jadeja 13) Beautiful from Agar, racing through a maiden over to Jadeja with the batsman unable to work anything away to the leg-side with the bowler targeting his hips. Jadeja gets into an awkward tucked position when he tries to leg-glance that limits his scoring areas, all of which Australia have covered.

37th over: India 183-5 (Pant 11, Jadeja 13) Starc is in good areas for three balls but his fourth is begging to be cut, and Jadeja is not one to decline an invitation like that, and he finds the point boundary. the bowler finishes off the over well though and Australia will feel very pleased with their work so far.

36th over: India 177-5 (Pant 10, Jadeja 8) Agar’s back to bowl his left-arm spin from around the wicket to a pair of left-handers. Pant, as is customary, is eager to get at the Australian but his forceful strokes lack timing and attempts at strike rotation unerringly find fielders. When he does rotate the strike Jadeja plants his front foot down and swings his arms like a pre-industrial farmer might a scythe and sends a full delivery high over midwicket for a much needed six.

India have lost 4/30 after being 134/1. A superb fightback from Australia #INDvAUSpic.twitter.com/mICrwa2CNm

35th over: India 169-5 (Pant 9, Jadeja 2) Jadeja is allowing himself time to bed in, seeing off three dots before pushing a single into the covers. Pant then almost makes a mess of his time on strike, nearly succumbing LBW Starc two balls in a row but the first ends up a narrow wide, the second saved by an inside-edge.

34th over: India 166-5 (Pant 8, Jadeja 1) Zampa rattles through his final over to end with figures of 1-53. That one being the most important wicket of Kohli, so he can consider it a good day at the office.

Kohli v Zampa in ODIs

Innings - 7
Runs - 126
Dismissals - 4
Strike Rate - 129.9

Kohli's taken on Zampa striking at a healthy rate of 130 but has been dismissed four times in seven innings.#INDvAUS

33rd over: India 164-5 (Pant 5, Jadeja 0) India have dug themselves a big old hole, and they need a T20 partnership to get them out of it.

Starc returns for his penultimate burst of the innings and he strikes in quick-time. An over largely of length also includes one sharp lifter towards Sheryas’s ribs which means later on when the ball is angled across him he’s flat footed with his drive and can only feather an edge behind. India are going backwards.

32nd over: India 161-4 (Shreyas 3, Pant 5) Pant might have only just walked out into the middle but he’s not going to turn down the opportunity to drive an overpitched delivery to the boundary. 11 runs and a huge wicket from Zampa’s over.

What a one-two punch from Adam Zampa! First a long-hop that Kohli larrups mercilessly for six, then the leg-spinner holds onto a very sharp return catch after the Indian skipper tried to force the issue in the V. Australia are wresting control of this contest.

31st over: India 150-3 (Kohli 10, Shreyas 3) Three runs from a typically high quality Pat Cummins over featuring a couple of slippery bouncers and the continued execution of a plan to Kohli to keep the ball wide outside his off stump, inviting him to chase with his hands away from his body.

30th over: India 147-3 (Kohli 9, Shreyas 2) Zampa gets another whirl with two new batsmen at the crease but they’re unruffled. Four singles and a two keeps the scoreboard moving.

Delaying Kohli's innings by 20 overs and then both getting out. Tremendous banter from Rahul and Dhawan. Encouraging signs from an India side not always renowned for its comedy.

29th over: India 141-3 (Kohli 5, Shreyas 0) Couple of quick wickets to Australia after a long spell of controlled disciplined bowling and now India are in a spot of bother if they want to post an intimidating score.

Kohli’s arrival to the crease is met with the immediate return to the attack of king-slayer Pat Cummins. The Australian paceman had a good record against Kohli last time India were in Australia and he almost gets his man with a wide tempter that Kohli chases. He eventually gets off strike and Cummins gets the other guy! Dhawan finding a leading edge to a length delivery and Agar making the ground from mid-off to pouch the catch.

28th over: India 137-2 (Dhawan 73, Kohli 2) Excellent reward for Agar for a controlled spell of spin bowling. This match has had more than touch of the old fashioned middle-overs about it in the past hour or so, maybe Kohli will now light the blue touchpaper and wow us?

Virat Kohli at #4 in ODIs
38 inngs
1751 runs
Avg 56.48
SR 90.49
7 X 100s
8 X 50s

Since Jan 2015: 9, 4, 3*, 11, 12 & 7#INDvAUS

Out of nowhere India are two down. Instead of doing his usual strike rotation to the spinners KL Rahul tries to go a touch bigger, but he picks the wrong ball and ends up squeezing a drive straight so Smith at cover. Very soft and unexpected dismissal.

The crowd could not care less: enter King Kohli.

Partnership broken!#INDvAUSpic.twitter.com/q1zOk5PJdC

27th over: India 134-1 (Dhawan 73, KL Rahul 47) The long passage of spin from both ends is interrupted by Richardson’s return. Australia will be hoping for some reverse swing. Doesn’t look like there’s any on offer. Five singles taken with little ceremony.

Shikhar Dhawan - Today

Overs 1-10 : 25 (34), 4.4 rpo, 21% false shots
Overs 11-25 : 45 (49), 5.5 rpo, 2% false shots

Dhawan looking very comfortable out there right now #INDvAUS

26th over: India 129-1 (Dhawan 71, KL Rahul 44) Dhawan’s opened his shoulders a few times today but he hasn’t middled many of them. Another attempted big hit skews off a closed face and out to midwicket. Zampa does well bowling to both batsmen, KL Rahul in particular, and after a couple of dots has an appeal for caught behind dismissed by the third umpire for being a bump ball.

Abhijato Sensarma has joined in by email. “Kohli is the greatest ODI No3 of all time, but there is one column too empty for someone of his reputation - the one for the great innings played after entering well past midway through the innings. He’s in epic T20 form though, and has the chance to add to his legendary CV with an aggressive masterclass from his willow today...”. The prospect is a frightening one for Australia, that is for sure.

25th over: India 126-1 (Dhawan 70, KL Rahul 42) There we go, shackles broken, and in some style, Dhawan using his feet and lofting Agar over the vacant long-off for the first six of the day. Nine from the over.

24th over: India 117-1 (Dhawan 63, KL Rahul 39) The intent from India ramps up a notch against Zampa but the big hit continues to elude them. Another boundary-less over, but one that includes the 100-partnership for India’s second wicket.

That's a 100-run partnership between @SDhawan25& @klrahul11.

Keep going, fellas #INDvAUSpic.twitter.com/Dw1gqVqY8K

23rd over: India 111-1 (Dhawan 61, KL Rahul 36) Australia are bowling smartly to well-set fields at the moment, keeping India to singles. Dhawan is trying to create space and angles but he’s unable to get anything away. This match is evenly poised as we approach the quarter mark.

22nd over: India 109-1 (Dhawan 60, KL Rahul 35) Four jogged singles from this over. Tighter line from Zampa, bowling smartly to Dhawan in particular, keeping him honest while he tries to manipulate strokes.

21st over: India 105-1 (Dhawan 58, KL Rahul 33) DROP! Very sharp chance at midwicket after Dhawan leathered a swipe off Agar but Warner couldn’t hold on with two hands diving low to his right. India jog singles from all the other deliveries.

50 up for Shikhar Dhawan

He's turned five of his last seven fifty-plus scores in ODIs into hundreds. Is another big score incoming?#INDvAUSpic.twitter.com/jo06RAKvzW

20th over: India 100-1 (Dhawan 55, KL Rahul 31) Fifty up for Australian-specialist Shikhar Dhawan, followed by the hundred up for India. Zampa’s unthreatening over is worked around the ground, most pleasingly for the home crowd with a wristy flick against the spin over the leg-side in-field.

Shikhar Dhawan v Left Arm Orthodox in ODIs

Till 2016 - Average : 39.8, Strike Rate : 105.9
Since 2017 - Average : 21.4, Strike Rate : 68.6#INDvAUS

19th over: India 93-1 (Dhawan 49, KL Rahul 30) Dhawan threatens to work Agar over after carving a near-four two first ball but the bowler responds cannily, first tying him up them tempting him to unleash. He always comes across a smart thoughtful man Agar, and I think I project that into his cricket.

18th over: India 90-1 (Dhawan 46, KL Rahul 30) Spin from both ends with Zampa recalled, but he offers width to KL Rahul who will be disappointed to earn a two and a one from meaty off-side strokes. Dhawan also misses out when a sweep goes straight to the man at short fine-leg.

17th over: India 86-1 (Dhawan 45, KL Rahul 27) Spin variety No.2 for Australia with Ashton Agar’s left-arm orthodox brought into the attack. The graceful Melbourne-born West Australian starts nicely with three dots but his figures are quickly dirtied by Dhawan manipulating a very fine sweep then nudging into a gap wide enough to run two.

16th over: India 80-1 (Dhawan 39, KL Rahul 27) If you beat the ring it’s four on this ground, the outfield is like a golf ball on a runway. KL Rahul gets another boundary when Richardson slides into his pads, while some neat right-hand/left-hand strike rotation keeps India’s momentum building.

A steady 50-run partnership comes up between this duo.#INDvAUSpic.twitter.com/iwjocRaPeW

15th over: India 72-1 (Dhawan 37, KL Rahul 21) KL Rahul is dealing in fours now, beating the field behind square on the off-side with a streaky drive after Zampa offered him some width. The bowler recovered well but escapes when his first long-hop isn’t put away by Dhawan.

14th over: India 66-1 (Dhawan 37, KL Rahul 16) The outfield in Mumbai is rapid. KL Rahul collects four with a back-foot push that’s drilled into the pitch, bounces over point, and skips away to the boundary. Not Richardson’s finest over but his subtle variations are proving difficult to get away. Despite India upping the scoring rate there’s still a sense they haven’t figured out the pitch quite yet.

13th over: India 59-1 (Dhawan 36, KL Rahul 11) What can Adam Zampa find in this surface? It’s hard to tell from the off because the leg-spinner bowls full with plenty of flight. Four singles, two dots, handy start.

Backing Labuschagne's leg spin, to get his maiden ODI wicket this afternoon. #Milestone#ICC#AusvInd#INDvAUS

12th over: India 55-1 (Dhawan 35, KL Rahul 9) Cummins continues, and not for the first time today, tests Dhawan’s outside edge. This one was a yard quicker and shorter than standard, beating the horizontal blade for pace. Not for the first time today Dhawan responds in boundaries, ramping fine for four then guiding a back cut that beats gully and races away to the fence.

Time for spin.

11th over: India 47-1 (Dhawan 26, KL Rahul 9) Better from Richardson, hitting good areas with his right-arm fast-medium from over the wicket. He’s landed his yorker well on a couple of occasions, which bodes well for the death overs.

10th over: India 45-1 (Dhawan 25, KL Rahul 8) After that solitary swing-searching over Starc makes way for Cummins to return, but the Australian quick is bowling to a different Dhawan to the one he last challenged a few overs ago. Just the hint of a half-volley is timed effortlessly through extra-cover by India’s moustachioed maestro for four keeping India moving.

The powerplay ends pretty evenly after Australia’s excellent start.

9th over: India 38-1 (Dhawan 20, KL Rahul 6) Dhawan started slowly but he’s got the bit between his teeth now, slapping Richardson well in front of midwicket after the bowler dropped toothlessly short. Four more arrive soon after when Richardson again lands on the wrong length and Dhawan helps him round the corner to the fine-leg fence.

Rohit Sharma v Left Arm Seamers in ODIs since 2017

Facing 140+ kph : Average - 22.0, Strike Rate - 60.0
Facing less than 140 kph : Average - 112.0, Strike Rate - 87.8#INDvAUS

8th over: India 30-1 (Dhawan 12, KL Rahul 6) Very smart captaincy from Finch. Richardson’s over was in part to allow Starc to replace Cummins and have a go with the new ball that looks like it might be swinging (there’s two in operation these days, remember). And it almost works immediately when a beautiful full delivery tails away from the left-handed Dhawan, just missing the edge of the bat, and the edge of off stump. Dhawan counterpunches, hitting fours from consecutive balls, first straight down the ground then through midwicket, the latter a fingertip wide of the diving fielder.

Australia are on top here, India have yet to settle into the pace of the pitch.

7th over: India 21-1 (Dhawan 3, KL Rahul 6) Kane Richardson gets an early burst with the new ball and he finds decent areas in an over that goes for just a couple of singles.

Hi Alex Greggery, thanks for the email. “With the ongoing talk of whether Root and du Plessis can hack the captaincy, I think we should all appreciate the unstoppable leadership machine that Kohli is. I love his hunger for it all. I wish he was captain of my life.” I would also like a life captain, but I think I’d benefit more from the Mike Brearley arm-round-the-shoulder type more than the bombast of Kohli. Heck of a cricketer though, in all formats. Just loves it, doesn’t he? Imagine the pressure he’s under every single day, and there he is, just keeping on loving it game after game.

6th over: India 19-1 (Dhawan 2, KL Rahul 5) Cummins’s third over almost begins like his second, suckering Dhawan into a soft dismissal. This time a short ball invites the ramp and it carries a long way down to third-man where Zampa gets within inches of taking a difficult chance but the young David Beckham lookalike can only stop the four on the half-volley.

A couple of balls later Australia REVIEW! Cummins beats Dhawan’s inside-edge and strikes his front pad with the batsman looking to play to the on-side, but the appeal is declined on the ground - and DRS confirms why - with the ball being shown to pitch outside leg stump. Australia’s solitary review is wasted.

5th over: India 17-1 (Dhawan 1, KL Rahul 4) KL Rahul, not Kohli, strides out at No3 and he accepts a couple of dot-balls before benefiting from Starc leaking onto his pads and glancing for four.

Australia are off to a good start as Mitchell Starc gets the big wicket of Rohit Sharma!

The India opener falls early for just 10.#INDvAUSpic.twitter.com/0QhMNijvht

Huge early breakthrough for Australia! After that entertaining early over India have struggled to get bat on ball and that’s resulted in Rohit going hard at a cross-seam delivery that confused his timing. It ends with a drive that only just carries to Warner at mid-off.

WICKET | Rohit Sharma falls early in Mumbai.

Stream #INDvAUS ad-break free on Kayo: https://t.co/CfILOrTeyB

Live blog : https://t.co/f7lPx1pi0Gpic.twitter.com/tqjYKeJ5Bt

4th over: India 13-0 (Rohit 10, Dhawan 1) Depending which way you look at it Cummins either a) got away with a wide half-volley or b) almost lured Dhawan into edging behind with the sucker ball. The outcome was an airy whoosh from the batsman and a dot in the scorebook. Three more dots follow as Cummins settles into a fourth stump line just back of a length. Another dot arrives courtesy of a bouncer than Dhawan didn’t feel inclined to go near, before all those dots are joined in a lovely M to complete the maiden. He is a captain’s dream, Pat Cummins.

3rd over: India 13-0 (Rohit 10, Dhawan 1) Better from Starc, still no lateral movement with the white ball he’s using, but the line and length gives India nothing to launch at.

2nd over: India 11-0 (Rohit 9, Dhawan 1) Nothing moved in the air or off the seam for Starc but Pat Cummins has the ball whispering, if not yet talking. He finds some movement in the air to Dhawan, arcing the ball into the left-hander from over the wicket, then after the strike is rotated he whistles one past Rohit’s outside-edge in a manner familiar to sides all around the world in the past couple of years.

1st over: India 8-0 (Rohit 8, Dhawan 0) How’s that for a first ball? Width from Starc first up angling across the right-hander and Rohit just creams it through the covers like he was shadow batting in his slippers. He’s lucky to escape a couple of balls later though when some suicidal running leaves him miles out of his ground after Dhawan correctly declines a single with Warner prowling. Recognising it’s better not to run if he doesn’t have to, Rohit thumps another cover drive to the boundary. A very entertaining start.

Mitchell Starc has the new white ball in his hand. Two slips stand behind Rohit Sharma - here we go!

“Run-machine (tick), livewire (tick), phenomenal (tick). Ease up with the epithets there, JP. This isn’t a T20. Pace yourself. Get your thesaurus in, or you’ll find yourself referring to “the above average Kohli” by over 35 , and “cricketer Steve Smith” by the second innings.” Thanks ‘dreadful first email of the night’ Rowan Sweeney. Did I do that right?

The pitch looks flat and full of runs, but it has a bit of grass on it, which will give Australia’s quicks some hope.

It’s anthem time in the middle of the Wankhede. Cricket is imminent.

Everywhere I’ve gone today, people have taken me aside, eager to chat about this mid-January tour of India to play an ODI series where matches will finish at 3am and only be shown on pay TV. The kids, especially, are buzzing. #INDvAUS

The hosts have gone with KL Rahul at No3, meaning the mighty Virat is scheduled down at four, for the time being anyway. It’s a line-up bristling with attacking intent, including the livewire Pant behind the stumps, the phenomenal Bumrah with the new ball, and plenty of variety in between.

India 1 Shikhar Dhawan, 2 Rohit Sharma, 3 KL Rahul, 4 Virat Kohli (c), 5 Shreyas Iyer, 6 Rishabh Pant (wk), 7 Ravindra Jadeja, 8 Shardul Thakur, 9 Kuldeep Yadav, 10 Mohammed Shami, 11 Jasprit Bumrah

The headline news for the visitors is the inclusion of Test run-machine Marnus Labuschagne who becomes the 229th man to represent Australia in one-day internationals. The adopted Queenslander received his cap from Steve Waugh a short while ago. Otherwise, two spinners in the same line-up is always notable for an Australian XI while Kane Richardson has been preferred to Josh Hazlewood among the pacemen.

Australia 1 David Warner, 2 Aaron Finch (c), 3 Steven Smith, 4 Marnus Labuschagne, 5 Ashton Turner, 6 Alex Carey (wk), 7 Ashton Agar, 8 Pat Cummins, 9 Mitchell Starc, 10 Kane Richardson, 11 Adam Zampa

The weather in Mumbai is warm (28C) partly cloudy, with a northerly breeze coming through. Rain is not out of the question, but very unlikely indeed according to the forecast.

“Looks like a good wicket, and hopefully we’ll chase well,” says chipper skipper Aaron Finch.

Australia wins the toss and elects to bowl first in the 1st ODI against #TeamIndia at the Wankhede.#INDvAUSpic.twitter.com/4vhE55kafX

Hello everybody and welcome to live OBO coverage of the first ODI between India and Australia in Mumbai. The action gets underway at the Wankhede Stadium at 7pm AEST.

It’s the middle of January and the Sydney Test finished just over a week ago, so the Australian public can look forward to *checks notes* a three-match ODI overseas tour? That can’t be right, can it? But alas, in cricket’s new world order that’s how things roll, and the first of what Kurt Cobain might have called a radio friendly unit shifter - for all it’s shallow context - promises to be a belting contest between powerful sides.

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South Africa v England: third Test, day one – as it happened

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After a won toss and a very slow start England ended the first day of the third Test on 224-4 and with a slight advantage

And with that, I’m done. Rob Smyth and Tom Davies will be here tomorrow. Bye!

Here’s Vic Marks’ report on the first day’s action:

This was a slow burner of a day – except for those spectators foolish enough to stay out of the shade as a fierce sun blazed out of a cloudless sky. The pitch was slow, the band was surprisingly slow to play their trademark “Stand By Me” and for much of the time the batting was slow until Ollie Pope launched a mini-assault against the second new ball in front of an admiring Ben Stokes. Yet it would be foolish to conclude that in the 21st century it will stay as serene as this. Matches tend to accelerate on this ground. Despite a bland, innocuous-looking surface draws are now a rarity here.

When the players left the field England, after winning the toss, were 224 for four and oddly enough both sides could feel content with their efforts. The batsmen had battled away but only the best of them, which included Pope, could score with any freedom. None of them could post a half-century but the unbeaten partnership of 76 between Pope and Stokes in the final 90 minutes gave England the edge.

Related: Pope and Stokes lead England fightback after slow start and Rabada double

Zak Crawley has a chat:

It’s been a very good day. I think we’re in a good position going into tomorrow. Hopefully we can bat for a while and then put them back in, because it’s only going to get worse from here, the pitch. It was as slow as I’ve batted for a while. It quickened up a little throughout the day. Hopefully it continues to quicken up and brings the nicks into it a bit more. [On his dismissal] I don’t think I can leave that, at that pace. Maybe to someone bowling a bit slower you can react and maybe put it away. At that pace it’s very instinctive. I could have kept it down, that would be the one thing, or gone up. He bowled me a similar ball earlier in the spell and I went up, which I thought about after. I think I was unlucky, but I shouldn’t have done what I did really.

I thought Rabada was going to take the first over, and when Philander bowled it I thought, it’ll be second over. And then I saw Paterson. I can kind of understand, on debut, they want to get him in the game. But if I were captain I’d probably have gone with Rabada. The game at Newlands was the best game ever. I couldn’t have asked for anything better than that. Hopefully if we get another win on this pitch, that would be a great effort and a very nice start.

90th over: England 224-4 (Stokes 39, Pope 38) Maharaj, who has bowled more than a third of the day’s overs, finishes it with yet another maiden. It’s been a phenomenal effort from him across the day, but England probably end it with a slight advantage.

89th over: England 224-4 (Stokes 39, Pope 38) Stokes leans back, swings his bat and pulls the ball high towards deep midwicket! Catch, come the cries, but it lands safe. A bit of a risky shot to play with eight balls remaining in the day, but all’s well that ends well, and that one ended in a four.

88th over: England 218-4 (Stokes 33, Pope 38) Maharaj comes back, and Stokes snaffles another single. There will be two more overs today.

87th over: England 217-4 (Stokes 32, Pope 38) A bit of late-in-the-day action for Rabada. Stokes is happy to see the over out, working the last to midwicket for a single.

86th over: England 216-4 (Stokes 31, Pope 38) Pope clips Philander through midwicket for four. “I saw Pope’s Sweaty Helmet at the Melkweg in 1987,” writes Jim Baxter. “Some decent tunes but their stage show was unpleasant.” Oh yes, I remember them. They were part of the explosion of Somebody’s Something Something bands that eventually culminated in the blossoming of Gorky’s Zygotic Mynci and Ned’s Atomic Dustbin.

85th over: England 212-4 (Stokes 31, Pope 34) Stokes pulls Nortje for four. This pair are batting excellently, while still giving the bowlers a bit of hope, making for fine entertainment. England will be pretty happy with their lot if both survive the last few overs of the day.

84th over: England 205-4 (Stokes 26, Pope 33) A single for Stokes. Pope, now having issues with liquids going into his body as well as liquids coming out, calls for a bonus drink.

83rd over: England 204-4 (Stokes 25, Pope 33) Pope has issues with a sweaty helmet, so to speak. Quiet at the back. He spends most of Nortje’s over trying to work out how to drain it, with liquid spraying out every time he moves. Maiden.

82nd over: England 204-4 (Stokes 25, Pope 33) The lbw shout came from the first ball of Philander’s spell, and the bowler was significantly more excited about it than anyone else. Bowling round the wicket to the left-hander, the ball algled across was always likely to be going wide of off stump, and so it proved.

Nowhere interesting, is the answer. South Africa have no more reviews, England have two.

Stokes leaves, and the ball clips his thigh pad. Where was it going?

81st over: England 204-4 (Stokes 25, Pope 33) The new ball is taken and thrown to Nortje, and Pope leaves the first couple, gets a bat to the third and then sends each of the last three to the rope! The first goes to third man, the second is nicely clipped through midwicket, and the last slammed past point!

80th over: England 192-4 (Stokes 25, Pope 21) Two singles off Maharaj. The new ball is now officially due. Is this the end of Maharaj’s spell? I think they might have to prise this ball from his cold, dead hands.

79th over: England 190-4 (Stokes 24, Pope 20) Pope gets the tiniest edge into his pads. Paterson buries his face in his hands, and then Pope works the next to square leg for a couple.

78th over: England 188-4 (Stokes 24, Pope 18) Maharaj is just going to bowl forever. He’s bowled 29 overs today in one unbroken spell.

77th over: England 186-4 (Stokes 23, Pope 13) After three dots Paterson bangs one in short and Pope helps it on its way, over slip and off for four. He does a funny kind of jump as he makes the shot, in which both feet leave the air and flick upwards, but his body doesn’t move. A kind of non-rising jump.

76th over: England 182-4 (Stokes 23, Pope 13) Stokes thumps past extra cover for four. Actually there was a scoreboard link there throughout. Now there are two. Well, three, if you include the one in the previous update. Damn you, Steve Stern.

75th over: England 177-4 (Stokes 19, Pope 12) A run each, off Paterson. Steve Stern points out that there has been no link to the scoreboard from the OBO. It’s now in the standfirst (at the top of the page), but it’s also here.

74th over: England 175-4 (Stokes 17, Pope 11) Maharaj is still bowling. One off it. “I completely agree with you,” says Damian Burns on the DRS thing. “Where decisions are marginal go with the on-field decision. Everyone is happy. How the football people can’t get this in their heads is beyond me. Someone needs to tell them to switch over to the cricket now and again. We have a near flawless system, developed over many years of use.” But on the other hand:

Couldn't agree more - I've been harping on about this for years. Don't agree with Simon's rebuttal either - by that logic everything including the popping crease noball rule would also be umpire's call

73rd over: England 174-4 (Stokes 17, Pope 11) Paterson bowls short, and Pope pulls it away for four! It’s been a relatively action-packed session, in which England have already scored as many runs as they did in the last one, and lost as many wickets. And that’s drinks.

72nd over: England 168-4 (Stokes 17, Pope 5) Ooof! Maharaj hangs one outside off stump, Stokes tries to slog sweep it, and when he misses it completely the ball zips just past the stumps!

71st over: England 167-4 (Stokes 17, Pope 4) Stokes drives Paterson to mid-on, where a diving fielder stops it reaching the rope. Next time he drives a bit straighter, and there’s no stopping this one.

70th over: England 161-4 (Stokes 9, Pope 4) Ye traditional Maharaj maiden.

69th over: England 161-4 (Stokes 9, Pope 4) Close! Paterson comes back and Stokes edges his first delivery straight to first slip only for the ball to bounce a foot short of the fielder!

68th over: England 161-4 (Stokes 9, Pope 4) Close! Stokes nudges one just wide of the fielder and short leg, who throws out a hand but can’t hold. “I don’t think the protocol is right for the circumstances of the Ben Stokes DRS,” says Gary Naylor. “Some of the ball struck in line with the stumps, so it hit ‘in line’. Umpire’s Call is irrelevant because they is no predictive element.” This reminds me of football’s offside/VAR issues, which are also a question of fact but there people are demanding a bit of flexibility. We can’t have it both ways, and I for one am entirely happy with the idea that DRS is there to correct clear umpiring errors and that didn’t constitute one.

67th over: England 160-4 (Stokes 9, Pope 4) Rabada flings a full toss at Stokes, who hits it past mid-on for four with such nonchalance that he might have been packing a pipe in his parlour.

66th over: England 153-4 (Stokes 5, Pope 4) Maharaj was absolutely convinced that Stokes was out there, and was not shy about telling him so. Not to be, alas. Pope pummels the last ball to deep point for four to take England past 150.

But he didn’t. Not even close. That’s a review lost.

65th over: England 148-4 (Stokes 3, Pope) A simple forward defensive would have dealt with that, but Root moved backwards and limply, vainly waved his bat at it. England patiently plodded to 100, and are chaotically tumbling to 150.

The ball stays a bit low, Root gets nowhere near it, and it destroys off stump!

64th over: England 147-3 (Root 27, Stokes 3) Shot! Root sweeps past square leg for four, an excellent shot, and then tickles the next to fine leg for another. Another sweep off the last, but it doesn’t have the legs to reach the rope.

It was close, though. Umpire’s call on contact, which saves him.

Maharaj is again the bowler. It might have hit him outside the line, but it’s worth checking I think.

63rd over: England 136-3 (Root 17, Stokes 2) Rabada extracts what menace he can from an unhelpful pitch.

62nd over: England 134-3 (Root 17, Stokes 1) Maharaj has bowled excellently today to control England’s scoring - he’s going at 1.23 an over - and thoroughly deserves his reward.

That is as lbw as lbws get. Still, the umpire didn’t see it and it took until the last second of their thinking time for South Africa to go with it.

Denly 3 runs off 62 balls from Maharaj today. Not dissimilar to Cape Town. Maharaj well worth the wicket.

The umpire says no, but if this hit the pad before the bat he’s in big trouble.

61st over: England 133-2 (Denly 25, Root 16) Another wide and loose Rabada delivery to start the over, which Denly cuts for four! England have scored a scarcely imaginable 16 runs in three overs!

60th over: England 124-2 (Denly 18, Root 15) A 20th over for Maharaj yields a single off balls one and six. “I take a vicarious pleasure in watching players move up the ranks in the all time records list on Cricinfo’s stats page - and today is a real treat: a Root century will see him rise from 40 to 34 on the all time runs scored charts,” writes Richard Morris. “Given the current England run rate this is more exciting than actually watching England bat just now.”

59th over: England 122-2 (Denly 17, Root 14) Root knocks the ball gently into the off side and goes for a single, and Denly was a yard and a half short of his ground when the throw zips just past the stumps! Then Rabada’s final delivery is wide and loose and Denly thumps it away for his second boundary of the day!

The players are on their way back out. A big session ahead, as always.

58th over: England 117-2 (Denly 13, Root 13) One more maiden to complete the session. South Africa have eked out a couple of wickets and England have scored 56 runs from 31 overs. Honours approximately even; I’ll be back in a bit.

57th over: England 117-2 (Denly 13, Root 13) A fine, aggressive maiden over from Philander. “People might complain that the SR of the top three is boring or not modern, but it’s perfect for this situation imo,” says Chris Parker. “With Paterson, Rabada, and Nortje, SA have three guys who are at their best when bowling fast in short spells, and they’re already approaching 10 overs each for the day. Wear those guys out and let the middle order take advantage.” It’s a question of weighing up the benefits of best utilising ideal batting conditions or wearing down the bowlers.

56th over: England 117-2 (Denly 13, Root 13) Root comes forward to Maharaj and nearly finds himself yorked. A single off the last brings him level with Denly.

55th over: England 116-2 (Denly 13, Root 12) Philander’s back, concluding Nortje’s fine spell. “Intrigued, I binged Lulu the 19th century trapeze artist,” writes Robert Blanchard. “No words, but a few 1870s promotional items of her act at the Holborn Hippodrome. She was a believable she.” There’s a picture of her here, if you’re interested.

54th over: England 115-2 (Denly 13, Root 11) A late cut brings Root four more, these scored more deliberately and chancelessly. He has 11 runs from 19 balls, Denly 13 from 73, though the latter is occasionally attempting aggressive shots, particularly against Maharaj; he backs away from the last to give him room to slap it straight to a fielder at cover.

53rd over: England 110-2 (Denly 13, Root 6) More streaky runs for Root, who bottom-edges into his waist and thence away for four, and then hooks the last, off the top part of the bat if not the edge, to square leg, where no fielder is present to complete the catch. Sky show an interesting graphic, illustrating how much straighter Nortje has bowled since lunch, the tactic that led eventually to Crawley’s dismissal.

52nd over: England 105-2 (Denly 13, Root 1) Root gets off the mark in streaky style, top-edging a sweep that dropped just short of Nortje, running around from square leg!

51st over: England 103-2 (Denly 12, Root 0) A Nortje maiden to Root. “I’m sure that it is not the case - and I really must stress that to her lawyers - but calling the distraction to your distraction a ‘trapeze artist’ does sound a bit like a euphemism,” writes Robin Hazlehurst. Not at all. She was a trapeze artist, and really quite famous for it. What she wasn’t, in transpired, was a she.

50th over: England 103-2 (Denly 12, Root 0) Denly’s strike rate is going down, now at 17.64 after another Maharaj maiden (53% of his 15 overs have brought no runs). Of his 24 Test innings only one has been slower, and that only lasted 24 balls. We’re treated to a few more replays of that Van der Dussen catch, which really was exceptionally good.

49th over: England 103-2 (Denly 12, Root 0) Crawley swings his bat at a shoulder-high delivery that was heading just down leg side, nudging the ball a little wider for four, and England’s score into triple figures. Three balls later, he’s gone.

That’s a fantastic catch at leg gully! Crawley clips the ball off his legs, and Van der Dussen dives to his right and just about holds the catch, which bounces off one hand, off the other, and finally settles in both!

48th over: England 99-1 (Crawley 40, Denly 12) Another Crawley single. Denly, to be fair, advances and attempts to hit the final ball past extra cover but it’s cut off by the fielder at short mid off.

47th over: England 98-1 (Crawley 39, Denly 12) England are in no kind of hurry. Crawley gets a single.

46th over: England 97-1 (Crawley 38, Denly 12) Maharaj zips through a maiden over.

45th over: England 97-1 (Crawley 38, Denly 12) Hello everybody! I have been a bit distracted this morning, which I have mainly spent researching England’s 1876-77 tour of Australia and New Zealand (for future Spin purposes). Then I was distracted from my distraction by looking into a remarkable-sounding trapeze artist called Lulu (who the team met in Adelaide). Anyway, time to focus. Nortje bowls, and Denly clips one in the air just wide of midwicket.

44th over: England 95-1 (Crawley 37, Denly 11) Denly is beaten, fencing at a big-spinning delivery from Maharaj. Another maiden, and that’s drinks. Simon Burnton will be with you for the rest of the day – you can email him here. Bye!

43rd over: England 95-1 (Crawley 37, Denly 11) Lovely batting from Crawley, who waits for a wide short ball from Paterson and slaps it over the cordon for four. This has been a superbly judged innings.

42nd over: England 89-1 (Crawley 32, Denly 10) Denly doesn’t have many get-out strokes against Maharaj - and that almost leads to a get-out stroke of a different kind when he misses a rash slog-sweep. Maharaj, who is bowling beautifully, has figures of 11-5-13-0.

“You’re lucky the ‘reviewer’ who hadn’t read your book (33rd over) gave it 4 stars,” says Simon Myers. “I was concerned to see a toy we were considering had a single review on Argos of 1 star. Turned out the purchaser was unhappy because the child they were buying it for already had one.”

41st over: England 89-1 (Crawley 32, Denly 10) There’s no need for England to hurry. Plenty of people think this pitch will crumble, subcontinental-style, so first-innings runs will be worth their weight in scoreboard pressure.

“Morning Rob,” says J Wood. “That footage in the Australian dressing room is phenomenal. Is there a film coming out, do you know? I was, however, entirely depressed to hear the booing when Smith returned to carry on batting. I was there that day, and in my section of the ground, he got a standing ovation, so I didn’t hear any of that. Honestly, some people need to take a long hard look at themselves.”

40th over: England 84-1 (Crawley 31, Denly 6) “Talking of David Steele, he was well-known to be careful with his money,” says Steve Hudson, “and had one of the better nicknames – ‘Crime’, because he never pays.”

39th over: England 84-1 (Crawley 31, Denly 6) Paterson nips one back a fraction to Denly, who gets a thick inside-edge onto the pad. I think that was seam movement rather than reverse swing. I’m obsessed with reverse swing today. This is what happens when you read too many broadsheets.

Paterson then tries the old one-two, a bouncer followed by a half-volley. Denly has seen it all before and drives sweetly between short extra and mid-off for four. He plays some gorgeous strokes.

38th over: England 80-1 (Crawley 31, Denly 2) A reprieve for Denly, who drives Maharaj a fraction short - if that - of Elgar at short extra cover. Elgar swooped forward in an attempt to take the catch, but it reached him on the half-volley and he couldn’t get his fingers under the ball. It was an extremely difficult chance.

37th over: England 78-1 (Crawley 30, Denly 1) The debutant Dane Paterson returns to the attack. He’s a reverse-swing expert, so keep your eyes on the shiny side. Nothing to report in that over, from which one run accrues. England are scoring at 2.1 per over, and it’s great.

“I had a novel come out a while ago and had an Amazon reviewer give it one star and say it was awful,” says Pete Salmon. “I checked him out only to find that his only other review was of an electric toothbrush recharger. Four stars! In terms of utility the chap had a point, but it did take three years of my life.”

36th over: England 77-1 (Crawley 29, Denly 1) A maiden from Maharaj to Denly, who is off to his usual slow start. No that was a compliment.

35th over: England 77-1 (Crawley 29, Denly 1) South Africa, control freaks that they are in the field, will be happy that England haven’t got away from them. England might lose two quick wickets now, but I would still prefer 90/3 in the 40th to 90/3 in the 25th. It’s a hot day, and if all goes well they will have the opportunity to punish South Africa in the final session.

“Morning Rob, morning everyone,” says Robert Ellson. “I always enjoyed that remark of Peter Roebuck’s, that as Somerset’s no.4, his main job was to stay in long enough to prevent Richards (no.3) and Botham (no.5) batting together, lest counterproductive member-measuring should occur. In a not-really-similar way, I think Joe Denly’s role in this England side is simply to bat well enough to stop any talk of Root moving up from no.4. If Denly only averages 30, but Root goes back up towards 50, he’ll have performed a valuable service to England.”

34th over: Kent 75-1 (Crawley 28, Denly 0) Nobody knows whether he’ll make it or not, but there is a lot to like about Crawley’s game. He plays with a breezy confidence, and his bat seems to have an appreciable middle. He’s also light on his feet against the spinners, as he shows by dancing down to to drive Maharaj for a single.

“Hi Rob,” says Neil Harris. “What was Brendon McCullum’s strike rate as an opener?”

33rd over: England 74-1 (Crawley 27, Denly 0) “I did look at those customer reviews of The Judge,” says Matt Dony. “My favourite was the one that said ‘I bought it as a present, so I haven’t read it.’ And then awarded the book 4 stars.”

Which, SINCE YOU ASKED, brought the blOODY AVERAGE DOWN.

32nd over: England 74-1 (Crawley 27, Denly 0) Crawley survives an LBW appeal from Maharaj - it was missing leg - and then puts him away to the midwicket boundary. Another good over from Maharaj, who looks like his old self today.

31st over: England 70-1 (Crawley 23, Denly 0) That was such a good over from Rabada, who created something out of nothing. Sibley had already survived two false strokes - one landed just short of midwicket, the other flew past gully at catchable height - and was sufficiently unsettled that he got out to the last delivery.

Brilliant bowling from Kagiso Rabada! He troubled Sibley throughout the over before dismissing him with the final delivery. Sibley flicked a shortish ball towards short backward square leg, where Elgar dived forward to take a nice catch.

30th over: England 64-0 (Crawley 23, Sibley 30) Crawley edges Maharaj wide of slip for a couple. I don’t think it would have carried anyway, but it was nicely bowled. South Africa will back him to at least hold an end - and maybe pick up a couple of wickets - while they wait for the ball to reverse.

“This may be the first time in nine years that England have batted through the first session,” says Felix Wood, “but in more recent memory they were no wickets down at lunch on the first day...”

29th over: England 62-0 (Crawley 21, Sibley 30) Rabada, the pick of the bowlers before lunch, returns to the attack. Crawley continues to play with discipline and restraint. In the second innings of the last Test he made a skittish 25 from 35 balls; today he has 21 from 86.

“Some other nerd has probably got here first but...” begins John Horsley.

28th over: England 61-0 (Crawley 20, Sibley 30) The left-arm spinner Maharaj starts after the interval. There was a snifter of turn before lunch, more than you’d expect in the first session of a Test, and a couple of deliveries straighten promisingly to Sibley. A maiden.

“Roy Fredericks was no slouch,” says Andrew Harrison. “Would love to have seen his 71-ball ton against Lillee and Thomson at the WACA.”

“I reckon Warner’s true antecedent was Keith Stackpole, a burly Australian who gave the ball a hell of a thwack,” says Mike Jakeman. “Also gave plenty of chances to the fielders, too.”

And he had one of those clever nicknames: Stacky.

“Regarding fast-scoring openers…” says Steve Hudson. “Wot, no Sehwag? No Jayasuriya? As for early examples of this style, how about Bob Barber in Aus in 1965/66?”

Sehwag and Jayasuriya came after Slater, though obviously before Warner. Bob Barber is an excellent suggestion, although he didn’t do it for long enough to have a wider influence. I think Slater had the biggest global impact.

Lunchtime reading

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27th over: England 61-0 (Crawley 20, Sibley 30) That’s lunch. I’m not certain, because I’m not, but I think this is the first time since the Oval Test against India in 2011 that England have batted through the first session of a Test without losing a wicket. Nine years, man!

Zak Crawley and Dom Sibley played with patience and commonsense on a very slow pitch, and their partnership has given England a great chance to take control of this match in the first innings. South Africa need reverse swing, and fast.

26th over: England 61-0 (Crawley 20, Sibley 30) “Morning Rob - I thought we’d agreed never to mention Michael Slater again?” says David Horn. “(We didn’t actually, but it’s an unspoken pact I have with OBO’ers) He did more than break opening. He broke an entire cricket following nation in one over (one ball, really) in 1994, and he broke me. I was 21, had just started working in Big City, thought anything was possible, and then Michael Slater broke everything. To cap it all, Simon Burnton’s piece reminds me every time I’m feeling particularly masochistic.”

I was unemployed at the time so planned to stay up all night. I honestly almost went to bed after one ball, and I did go to bed after Martin McCague’s first spell disappeared all round Brisbane.

25th over: England 59-0 (Crawley 20, Sibley 28) Crawley, a naturally attacking batsman, has played with impressive restraint. In fact his strike rate today (26) is less than half his career strike rate in first-class cricket (58). He knows this is a rare opportunity to bat long - and maybe even do that - in a Test match.

“The English idea of ‘nicknames’ is not really a nickname at all,” says Andrew Webber, aka Lloyd. “Nicknames should have some thought, humour or association given to them as we Aussies do. Jason Gillespie was named Dizzy in association with the trumpeter. Steve Waugh was called Tugga for a while. Mark Waugh named Junior as the younger Waugh twin. Beefy Botham passes the test as a big man of ox like stature and heart...”

24th over: England 56-0 (Crawley 19, Sibley 26) Crawley survives an LBW appeal after missing an absent-minded paddle sweep. It brushed the glove and hit him outside the line anyway. Hamza, at slip, ran across towards leg slip in an attempt to intercept the sweep. Had he stayed in position at first slip, he would have had a good chance of catching Crawley.

Sibley is beaten by some sharp turn later in the over, which will encourage both Maharaj and Dom Bess.

23rd over: England 54-0 (Crawley 18, Sibley 25) Nortje jags one back to hit Sibley in the stomach. A few deliveries have taken the openers by the surprise, but generally it’s been a lovely morning on which to bat. Sibley gets his fourth boundary later in the over, deliberately uppercutting Nortje over the slips.

“The BBC cricket social is wondering if England openers are too boring…” says Thomas Whiteley. “I blame David Warner. He broke opening the way Gilchrist broke wicketkeeping.”

22nd over: England 50-0 (Crawley 18, Sibley 21) The left-arm spinner Keshav Maharaj comes into the attack. There’s some encouraging early turn to Crawley, who plays out another maiden. That’s the seventh of the morning.

Thanks, meanwhile, to Gary Naylor for this link, about which I am officially excited.

21st over: England 50-0 (Crawley 18, Sibley 21) Nortje, who has changed ends to replace Rabada, starts with a maiden to Sibley. It’s been a dull morning, but that suits England just fine.

20th over: England 50-0 (Crawley 18, Sibley 21) Crawley thick-edges a back-foot drive for four, which brings up a serene fifty partnership. But then Philander reminds us all of his threat with a beauty that seams past Crawley’s outside edge. At least I think it was seam movement, though it may have been reverse swing.

19th over: England 46-0 (Crawley 14, Sibley 21) South Africa’ fielders are throwing the ball into the pitch, trying to rough it up so that it will reverse swing. It does usually reverse here. South Africa desperately need it to do so, because Crawley and Sibley are in complete control.

“Is it too soon,” says Kim Thonger, “to mention the highest ever England opening partnership of 359 by Len Hutton and Cyril Washbrook in South Africa in December 1948?”

18th over: England 43-0 (Crawley 12, Sibley 20) Philander replaces Nortje, which means a change of ends from his new-ball spell. His first ball beats Sibley outside off stump; the rest is harmless. England are progressing with disconcerting comfort.

“Morning, Rob,” says Smylers. “England’s top three must be causing havoc with their long-standing nickname policy of just adding -y to players’ surnames. Have you heard on the stump mic how they’re coping? Has anyone attempted ‘Sibbleyey’, ‘Crawleyey’, or ‘Denlyey’?”

17th over: England 43-0 (Crawley 12, Sibley 20) Rabada strays onto the pads of Crawley, with the ball zipping away for four leg-byes. Nothing much is happening for South Africa, and I wouldn’t be surprised if Faf du Plessis turned to spin before lunch.

16th over: England 39-0 (Crawley 12, Sibley 20) Too straight from Nortje, and Sibley drives imperiously wide of mid-on for four. Shot! “It’s a really slow deck,” says Mike Atherton on Sky. “As an opener, when you’ve got past the new ball, you’re saying, ‘This is the day. This is my day.’”

“After reading your comments about the Basil D’Oliveira trophy (5th over) I had a close look at a picture of it,” says Kevin Holloway. “I was surprised by how little the bust, to my eye, looks like the great man. Even the hair is parted on the wrong side - I think? It occurred to me that the sculptor might have googled D’Oliveira and mistaken a photo of Dolly’s son, Damian, for a photo of Dolly …”

15th over: England 33-0 (Crawley 12, Sibley 14) This looks like an excellent opportunity for England to bore South Africa’s bowlers into submission. Sibley, in particular, has the perfect temperament to bat in conditions like this. If the ball doesn’t reverse swing, it could be a long day for South Africa.

“Hi Rob,” says Billy Mills. “A bit cheeky, I know, but any chance of a shout-out for Ireland’s win over the Windies in the T20 last night, and especially for Josh Little’s nerve-shredding last over? I know it’s not really cricket, but as an Irishman, we’ll take what we get!”

Not cheeky at all – that was a seriously impressive win against a very strong West Indies side.

14th over: England 30-0 (Crawley 11, Sibley 13) Sibley repeats his stroke in the previous Nortje over, waving a cut through backward point for four. He has started superbly. Right here, right now, Sibley has a Test average of 41.16. Some people wanted him dropped, never to be seen again, after the New Zealand tour. That’s drinks.

“Have England ever had two openers with three-letter forenames?” says Daniel Harris. “Yes, Dom is Dominic, but Cricinfo have him down as Dom. I don’t think it’s a proclivity.”

13th over: England 26-0 (Crawley 11, Sibley 9) That errant pull stroke aside, Crawley has looked fine against Rabada so far. Rabada’s line has been immaculate, but so has Crawley’s judgement of off stump.

12th over: England 26-0 (Crawley 11, Sibley 9) Anrich Nortje replaces the debutant Dane Paterson, who bowled a reasonable first spell of 5-0-10-0. His second ball is steered crisply through backward point for four by Sibley. With no pace in the pitch and little movement, this looks like a beautiful day for batting. But we’ve said that before with England, is it not.

“Former Essex and Notts batsman Will Jefferson - now there was a tall opener,” says Ian Forth. “He played on an England A tour but never quite fulfilled his potential, partly perhaps because he was 6 foot 10 inches tall. I seem to remember Tom Graveney was pretty tall too - certainly by the diminished stature of Englishmen in a country on 1950s rations.”

11th over: England 22-0 (Crawley 11, Sibley 5) Rabada has started excellently, with a challenging line just outside off stump. Sibley steals a single into the off side to move to five from 28 balls. As ever, he has crawled out of the blocks. No, that was a compliment.

“England have now gone 35 Tests without naming an unchanged side (including the batting line-up),” says Chris Parker. “Funnily enough the last time we did it was the 4th Test vs SA, but that was the home series back in August 2017.”

10th over: England 21-0 (Crawley 11, Sibley 4) The pitch looks pretty slow, as promised, and Crawley mistimes another pull stroke. This one, off Paterson, fell just short of mid-on.

9th over: England 19-0 (Crawley 9, Sibley 4) Rabada comes on to replace Philander, not Paterson. He won that compelling contest with Crawley in the second innings of the second Test, and almost picks him up again here. Crawley mistimed a front-foot pull that teased Nortje, running back from mid-on, before dropping just in front of him. Careful now.

“Hello Rob,” says Matt Doherty. “From memory the only other tall openers were Chris Broad and Tim Robinson.”

8th over: England 17-0 (Crawley 8, Sibley 4) The Paterson decision hasn’t really worked for South Africa. He hasn’t bowled badly; he just hasn’t found much movement off the pitch or in the air.

7th over: England 14-0 (Crawley 7, Sibley 3) Quinton de Kock has moved up to the stumps for Philander to stop Crawley batting outside his crease. The result is a maiden. England’s young openers - Crawley 21, Sibley 24 - have started calmly, although South Africa’s decision to hold Kagiso Rabada back has helped.

6th over: England 14-0 (Crawley 7, Sibley 3) “With Crawley and Sibley both looking like at least 6ft4, is this England’s tallest ever opening partnership?” says Oliver Haill. “And is there any significance in that?”

Climate change. Actually, it might be the tallest. Tony Greig never opened for England, and I can’t think of any particularly tall openers. Cook and KP at Headingley in 2012 maybe.

5th over: England 12-0 (Crawley 7, Sibley 1) A rare piece of filth from Philander, short and wide, is larruped to the cover boundary by Crawley. Whether in attack or defence, the ball makes a lovely sound off Crawley’s bat.

“Morning Rob,” says Richard Vale. “Am I alone in thinking that the Basil D’Oliveira Trophy being a bust of the man himself is just weird?”

4th over: England 8-0 (Crawley 3, Sibley 1) Not a great over from Paterson. He was too straight, which allowed a couple of singles into the leg side and then four leg byes when the ball flew to the boundary off Sibley’s pad.

3rd over: England 2-0 (Crawley 2, Sibley 0) It looks like a clammy day in Port Elizabeth, though it’s not always easy to discern conditions in South Africa when you’re in an office approximately 9.371.6 miles away. There’s a bit of grass on the pitch, as is usually the case in South Africa on the first morning, and Crawley is beaten by a glorious delivery from Philander that nips away off the seam. Only Steve Smith would have nicked that. The rest of the over is defended confidently.

Good stuff from the Sky Sports team, who use the popular split-screen medium to demonstrate that Crawley has made a technical change, with his bat coming down much straighter.

2nd over: England 2-0 (Crawley 2, Sibley 0) Well I’ll be damned. Dane Paterson, rather than Kagiso Rabada, will share the new ball. That’s an eccentric decision, though I’m sure South Africa have a plan. His fourth ball is a beauty, shaping away to beat Sibley’s defensive poke. We have seen Paterson before, by the way - he gave a death-bowling masterclass in a T20 at Cardiff three years ago.

1st over: England 1-0 (Crawley 1, Sibley 0) Philander’s second ball nips back sharply to hit Crawley on the thigh pad, and the third takes a thickish edge before falling short of third slip. Immaculate stuff from Philander, as always. Crawley then works a single into the leg side to put England 1-0 up.

“Looking at Joe Root’s England blazer alongside the natty South African equivalent, I was immediately struck by how plainly classical it looks,” says Tom van der Gucht, If you ask me, although judging by my own sartorial crimes against humanity you probably shouldn’t, the ECB need to invest some of the money being blown on The Hundred in some extra trimming on their jackets. Nothing too garish: perhaps just a couple of gold rings around the cuffs and something along the lapels. Who knows, maybe it would empower Root’s leadership if he resembled a young Captain Birdseye.”

Here we go. Vernon Philander has the new ball, Zak Crawley is in the interrogation room. This will be a challenging morning for England.

Now this is how to start a Test match

“Morning Rob,” says Tom Bowtell. “There is a tantalising chance of an era-defining statgasm this morning. If Philander concedes 24 runs without taking a wicket, his career figures will read 222 wickets @ 22.22. It rather tarnishes Big Vern’s career that he lacked the foresight and basic human decency to have scored 171 fewer Test runs which would have given him a current batting average of 22.22.”

“Where do you think Chris Woakes is at the moment?” says Kevin Wilson. “He’s the least talked up of any of England’s quicks. He’s been in and out of the side and bowled well in Hamilton and was reasonably decent in the Ashes. But even when he’s played, it feels like Root underbowls him. He’s the natural replacement for Anderson with the new ball. I’m fine with Wood coming in as I think some extra pace will be needed, but the decision you need to make is around the new ball. Would Woakes be more effective with the new ball than Sam Curran?”

His illness has made this tour a bit of a write-off. He’ll always be a good option, especially at home, and I thought he was poorly managed during the Ashes. But I’d say England are right to use Curran for now. Woakes is 31 in March and has a chronic knee injury; it wouldn’t shock me if Anderson outlasted him as a Test player.

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Both teams make one change, with each bringing in a skiddy fast bowler. South Africa give a debut to Dane Paterson, who replaces the allrounder Dwaine Pretorius. England bring in Mark Wood for the injured Jimmy Anderson.

South Africa Elgar, Malan, Hamza, du Plessis (c), van der Dussen, de Kock (wk), Philander, Maharaj, Rabada, Nortje, Paterson.

“It looks a good surface, dry underneath, and it could deteriorate,” says Joe Root.

Faf du Plessis, who has now lost six tosses in a row, says he would also have batted, though it was a 60/40 call.

Hello and welcome to live, over-by-over coverage of the third Test between South Africa and England at Port Elizabeth. Let’s start with something thrilling, a list of scores: 1-1, 1-0, 2-1, 2-1, 2-2, 1-2, 1-2, 1-1, 0-2, 1-2, 3-1. Those are the series results between these sides since South Africa were readmitted in 1991. No whitewashes, not even a rout, and only three dead rubbers in 11 series.

South Africa and England have been the most well-matched sides in world cricket in the last 30 years. Some might say that’s because they’re essentially the same team, but that’s one for the Guardian Sport SuperBrains to consider. What we can say with confidence is that contests between the two usually come with a guarantee of tense, hard-nosed, occasionally brilliant cricket.

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“There can be no better evidence of England’s newfound confidence,” says Richard O’Hagan, “than electing to go into a break on triple Nelson.”

Lunchtime chitchat

“Does Cook and Pietersen count as a middle-order partnership?” says Stephen Brown. “They had a lot of great innings together and exemplify a lot of the contrasts you speak of: left/right, blocker/basher etc.”

Nasser Hussain is on one about the decision to ban Kagiso Rabada

“I don’t agree with the decision. From what I saw yesterday, I don’t think that’s a demerit point. What did he do wrong? Was there any physical contact? Was there any sledging? A bowler shows some emotion. We sit in air-conditioned rooms and have this righteous, holier-than-thou attitude. I think we forget what it’s like out there in the heat of battle.

Breaking news: Virat Kohli is batting

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I forgot to say thanks for all your emails. I’m a bit behind - I swear it was easier to deal with an OBO inbox 15 years ago - so if your superior email hasn’t been published, that’s probably why. It’s definitely me. Oh aye.

117th over: England 335-4 (Stokes 108, Pope 75) A quiet over from Maharaj completes a near perfect morning for England: 27 overs, 111 runs and no wickets. Ben Stokes was imperious, Ollie Pope merely superb, and by the end South Africa’s collective spirit required an X-ray. See you in half an hour for the afternoon session.

One final thought: the absolute state of Ben Stokes right now.

116th over: England 333-4 (Stokes 107, Pope 74) My colleague Martin Rose tells me it was Stokes who encouraged Pope to review that LBW decision with only a couple of seconds remaining on the DRS timer. Stokes can do nothing wrong at the moment. If he fell into a barrel of Brexit, he’d come up clutching a united society.

115th over: England 331-4 (Stokes 105, Pope 74) Stokes skips back in his crease to drive Maharaj beautifully through the covers for four. Technically, he is close to the complete batsman. That’s another reason to admire Stokes - he works harder on his game than anyone in the England team. Not all geniuses rely on their natural ability; Kevin Pietersen was another one who spent half his life in the nets.

“Re: your earlier thoughts on England middle-order partnerships,” says Tim Barry, “are we seeing the emergence of Stopes?”

114th over: England 326-4 (Stokes 100, Pope 74) “Is it just me that doesn’t like the narrative ‘Pope and Stokes lead England fightback after slow start’,” says Chris Lingwood. “I’d much rather it was ‘Pope and Stokes capitalise on unusually competent opening batting.’ Especially in the light of this morning. Look what happens when you are 20 for 3!”

Agreed. I think England have made good progress as a Test batting line-up this winter. Their cloth-cutting has noticeably improved.

Ollie Pope has an LBW decision overturned on review. He walked across his stumps to Paterson, missed a flick across the line and was hit on the pad. Bruce Oxenford gave it out on the field, and although Pope reviewed I thought it would be Umpire’s Call. But replays showed it was missing leg stump, so Pope survived. “You beauty!” shouted Joe Root on the England balcony.

113.3 overs: England 326-4 (Stokes 100, Pope 74) Stokes drives Paterson for a single to reach a masterful century from 174 balls. He celebrates modestly, taking off his glove to salute his unwell father Ged, and then gets on with business. It’s Stokes’ third hundred in the last nine Tests - before that he had six in 53 - and another reminder, not that it’s required, that he has become England’s best batsman.

113th over: England 325-4 (Stokes 99, Pope 74) Maharaj changes ends and bowls a maiden to Pope. Although Pope has struggled slightly to rotate strike this morning, he has scored enough boundaries to keep things moving. He has 74 from 132 balls, Stokes 99 from 171.

112th over: England 325-4 (Stokes 99, Pope 74) Dane Paterson replaces Maharaj. South Africa’s seamers are bowling wide of off stump to a 7/2 field, an impromptu tribute to Jacques Kallis. Stokes plays a clever late cut for two to move within one run of giving us all another opportunity to get all misty-eyed about his greatness.

111th over: England 323-4 (Stokes 97, Pope 74) South Africa have looked pretty flat this morning, although that shouldn’t detract from the brilliance of England’s batting. Listen to him: the brilliance of England’s batting!

Meanwhile, here’s more on Kagiso Rabada’s ban.

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110th over: England 319-4 (Stokes 95, Pope 72) Stokes moves into the nineties with a reverse sweep off Maharaj, and then clouts another slog sweep for four. That takes Stokes to 4,000 Test runs, and there are unconfirmed reports that he has done a bit of bowling as well.

109th over: England 313-4 (Stokes 89, Pope 72) Pope swivel-pulls Rabada gracefully round the corner for another boundary. That takes him into the seventies; I’d imagine his inner chimp is already raising the bat too all corners of the ground.

Here’s Mark Hooper. “The best example of Stokes as the thinking/versatile cricketer was the sight of him in that World Cup final, dead on his feet, doing the sums in his head after every ball working out whether to stick or twist.”

108th over: England 308-4 (Stokes 88, Pope 68) After a quiet spell for England - three runs in four overs - Pope threads Maharaj to the extra-cover boundary. Lovely shot.

107th over: England 303-4 (Stokes 88, Pope 64) “There seems to be a lot of ‘political correctness gone mad’ reaction to Rabada’s ban,” says Andrew Moore, “but I would say two things. Firstly, it didn’t look great to run up to the stumps and scream in Root’s personal space, even if it wasn’t in his face. Secondly, he hasn’t been banned just for yesterday’s incident. If I’m on 9 points and I get clocked doing 33 in a 30 surely most of the blame for losing my licence is on me?”

Yes, as the chaps on Sky said earlier, he isn’t the quickest learner, as he has been in trouble a few times before. It was provocative, I agree with that, but I think we should show a bit more empathy for players who make slight, instinctive misjudgements when elite sport is at its most intense. Most of us struggle to control our temper on social media, never mind in the heightened environment of Test cricket. But I do appreciate the alternative view. I suppose we all put different amounts of salt in the stew.

106th over: England 302-4 (Stokes 87, Pope 64) A maiden from Maharaj to Pope. South Africa have gone on the defensive, and probably feel they are playing for a draw now. This is why Stokes is so good - not only is he willing to take risks that others would not, but he has the intelligence to calculate those on each given day. He really is the most admirable cricketer.

105th over: England 302-4 (Stokes 87, Pope 64) “Hi Rob,” says Pete. “With the emergence of Ollie Pope do you think it’s about time Ian Bell retired from international cricket. He’s done a great job for England in the last couple of years but I don’t think we need him anymore.”

It was really sad, but kind of fitting given the way he was undervalued for much of his career, that Bell never even had a press conference – never mind a standing ovation on the field – to mark the end of his Test career.

104th over: England 300-4 (Stokes 86, Pope 63) Stokes cuts Maharaj for a couple to bring up a rapid 150 partnership from just 236 balls. The crescendo of England’s batting line-up brings to mind the Flower/Strauss teams, although Strauss, Cook and Trott were a higher-class version of Crawley, Sibley and Denly.

“Hello from hot, polluted (but non-rainy) Bangkok,” says Leo Nine. “A question: I noticed, while watching the last Test in the pub, that the S. Africans have very low player numbers on the front of their shirts compared to those from other Test nations. Did they only start the player numbers after readmission,? Also thought to mention that I just booked to go and see the Test in Galle in March. A bit of a stretch perhaps, but might there be any other OBO readers going who’d like to share a car (as much for company as cost) from the airport in Colombo to Galle around midday on March 17?”

103rd over: England 296-4 (Stokes 83, Pope 62) Rabada replaces Nortje, not much happens, and that’s drinks.

102nd over: England 295-4 (Stokes 83, Pope 61) A rare poor ball from Maharaj is dragged round the corner for four by Stokes. Scratch that, they were leg byes. Stokes makes amends by launching the next ball over midwicket and out of the ground. This is glorious batting. Apart from a five-minute spell when he lost concentration, he has played an almost perfect innings. England have scored at 5.92 per over today, more than double their rate yesterday.

“He took his time,” says Tom Bowtell, “but in his 13th over Philander finally reached the ultimate Benaud career stats of 222 wickets at 22.22.”

101st over: England 285-4 (Stokes 77, Pope 61) Pope has a full range of strokes, and he demonstrates another with a crisp square drive for four off Nortje. I suppose the precedent of Haseeb Hameed should encourage caution, but Pope looks so good.

“I’m all in on the Pope hype,” says Adrian Foster. “Do we think the selectors might pick Ian Bell this summer so we can have the pleasure of watching them bat together? Or would the world collapse in on itself at the sheer beauty of it?”

100th over: England 279-4 (Stokes 76, Pope 56) Keshav Maharaj comes into the attack. Stokes, who usually goes after Maharaj, hacks his second delivery through midwicket for four - and slog-sweeps the last ball of the over for six. Lovely batting from Stokes, who has been in a hurry this morning. It’s not without risk, far from it, but he wants to give England as much time as possible to take 20 wickets on this slow pitch.

“Morning Rob,” says Simon McMahon. “I missed the Rabada celebration that has earned him a ban. I assume it was the full effin and jeffin in the England captain’s face, with associated hand gestures, all the way to the boundary rope?”

99th over: England 267-4 (Stokes 64, Pope 56) “’Morning, Rob,” says John Starbuck. “In your preamble about Stokes and Pope, it was noticeable that you didn’t mention their red hair. As an ex-redhead myself, this was welcome, since it’s really a form of racism. The Talk-Talk guys haven’t got the message yet.”

I don’t think I’ve ever seen the phrase “ex-redhead” before, even though I’m also one. I was going to suggest forming an Ex-Redhead Society, but I wouldn’t want to be in charge of verifying membership.

98th over: England 264-4 (Stokes 62, Pope 55) Pope plays a nice late cut off Philander that is well stopped by the diving Hamza in the gully. Those late cuts are another homage, deliberate or otherwise, to Ian Bell.

“On Thorpe’s partnerships,” says Timothy, “you seem to have Statsguru in your head. He seemed to be a good influence on Hick too.”

97th over: England 260-4 (Stokes 60, Pope 53) Stokes plays a disdainful short-arm jab for two off Nortje. Batting is starting to look easy for him, but with Stokes that isn’t always a good sign. It often means he is losing concentration, and that’s definitely the case here. He is lucky to get away with an edge that flies through the vacant second-slip area for four.

“Your Pope/Stokes preamble is proving pleasingly prescient,” says Emma John. “Thanks for keeping me updated on the rain delay, it meant I got an extra half hour in bed.”

96th over: England 252-4 (Stokes 52, Pope 53) Vernon Philander replaces Kagiso Rabada. Pope late cuts him for four, bringing up his first century partnership with Stokes. Spoiler: it isn’t their last. He repeats the stroke later in the over to bring up another high-class fifty, his third in the last four innings. If you’re not excited about what Ollie Pope might achieve in the next decade, you should seek urgent medical advice.

This is a load of idealistic crap.

Huge news - Kagiso Rabada banned for Johannesburg Test for picking up 4 demerit points. The one he has just received for yesterday's Root send-off triggered the ban. More on @guardian_sport shortly

95th over: England 243-4 (Stokes 51, Pope 45) Stokes is beaten, flashing at a short ball from Nortje. Careful now. Those lapses of concentration are his biggest weakness as a batsman. He walks right across his stumps to the next ball, flicking it in the air on the leg side for a single. It was probably a safer shot than it looked.

“Morning Rob,” says Robert Ellson. “Would like to add to your list of great England middle-order partnerships: Graham Thorpe and anyone.”

94th over: England 241-4 (Stokes 50, Pope 44) A short ball from Rabada does nothing off the pitch, which gives Stokes plenty of time to cart a pull to the midwicket boundary. He repeats the stroke later in the over to reach another masterful half-century from 102 balls. He has never batted better than in the last nine months, and his career average (36.62 and rising) is the highest it has been since he made that glorious hundred at Perth in only his second Test.

93rd over: England 231-4 (Stokes 40, Pope 44) Pope gets the first boundary of the day with a lovely stroke, flashing a shortish delivery from Nortje wide of gully. England have found a player, no point denying it. He’s class.

92nd over: England 225-4 (Stokes 39, Pope 39) In a surprising development, Kagiso Rabada will open the bowling from the Duckpond End. Stokes punches a couple of confident drives without piercing the field, and it’s a maiden.

91st over: England 225-4 (Stokes 39, Pope 39) Anrich Nortje opens the bowling to Ben Stokes, who turns a short ball off the hip for the first run of the day. Stokes has a good winter with the bat, with an average in excess of 50, though he’ll be annoyed that he hasn’t scored a century.

“Hi Rob,” says Jamie Gordon. “The sun’s just come out over Woking and the weather is heading in the direction of Port Elizabeth - we should be in for a fine day once we get started.”

This will be a two-hour morning session, despite the delayed start, with lunch put back to 12.45pm local time, 10.45pm in England.

There are rumours that Kagiso Rabada is in trouble for his celebration of Joe Root’s wicket yesterday. This ongoing attempt to impose the genteel ambience of a tea party upon international sport really is lamentable nonsense.

“It seems that subscription channels, with their big pockets,are hoovering up the Test series in different countries,” says Jim Todd. “My question is: how long before we have to subscribe and pay for OBO text commentary? And when that happens will the star OBO commentators be worth millions from all our subscription cash?”

Now that’s an IPL-style auction I’d like to see. ‘I have five over here, do I hear ten? Ten pence for Rob Smyth?’

Play will start at 8.45am, it says here.

The covers have come off, though there’s no scheduled start time yet.

It’s raining again. Play won’t be starting at 8.20am, that’s for sure. The upside of the delay is a fascinating chat about the minutiae of batting between Nick Knight, Dawid Malan and Rob Key in the Sky studio. Key, in particular, is a sensational pundit.

“Morning Rob,” says Guy Hornsby. “From an aptly very soggy and dark Salford, seems like it’s raining everywhere today. Hopefully Pope and Stokes can drip runs from a tired South African attack, the scoreboard will begin to flow and they’ll thunder us into a healthy 350+ total with a storm of boundaries. Or not.”

“This rain rather goes against the ‘Port Elizabeth, weather fine’ earworm I get whenever I see or hear the name Port Elizabeth,” says Andy Hockley.

Never trust an earworm. I drank Pepsi for a decade, thinking it was good for energy, and now look at my crooked smile.

Play will start at 8.20am/10.20am local time, weather permitting.

If you need a live cricket fix, Jonathan Howcroft is your man.

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Ach, it’s raining again and the covers are going back on. It looks like it could be an on-off morning, though the forecast is better after lunch.

There’s been a bit of rain in Port Elizabeth, so the start will be delayed by 10 minutes.

Breakfast reading

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Hello. Middle-order partnerships are an underappreciated part of cricket. We know all about the great opening pairs, yet we rarely talk about those down the order. And while they don’t bat together as often as the openers, they can still rack up thousands of runs together.

There are a few things that help to make a good partnership: contrasts (left and right hand, tall and short, dasher and blocker), off-field friendship, telepathic running between the wickets. But perhaps the most important is an indefinable chemistry. You could sense it in England’s best middle-order partnerships of modern times: Lamb and Smith, Hussain and Butcher, Flintoff and Jones, Pietersen and Collingwood.

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46th over: India 302-5 (KL Rahul 58, Jadeja 7) Mitchell Starc returns to see out the innings from his end. He’s too quick for Jadeja and catches his gloves with a well directed lifter but KL Rahul is much more on song and he’s quickly onto a low full toss, slicing it over cover for four. If you liked that, you’ll love what he did next, stepping onto his front foot and dismissing a 140kph Starc length deliver over extra cover for six! What a hit! 300 up for India and the crowd in Rajkot is ecstatic.

.@klrahul11 joins the party. Brings up a well made FIFTY off 38 deliveries.

Live - https://t.co/v6DBzYGolk#INDvAUSpic.twitter.com/1QyU3DEtIj

45th over: India 287-5 (KL Rahul 46, Jadeja 5) Richardson loses his line and Jadeja glances fine for four, but it’s otherwise a good death over for the South Australian.

Another first ball of the over wicket for Australia and for the second match in a row India are losing wickets when they should be accelerating. Pandey made only two before mistiming a Richardson slower ball to Agar at deepish midwicket.

44th over: India 280-4 (KL Rahul 44, Pandey 2) Zampa finishes with 3-50 on a road against Rohit, Dhawan and Kohli all with their eyes in. Superb performance. India really should have been on for 350 today but Zampa has been a major factor why they’re likely to come up short.

Since the start of 2019 in ODIs, KL Rahul has scored 645 runs in 15 innings playing only 10.5% false shots. Of all Indians in the same timeline, only Virat Kohli (10%) has been more secure. #INDvAUS

Zampa gets Kohli again! This time in unconventional circumstances. Kohli tries to put the first ball of the leggie’s final over into the sight-screen but Agar intercepts it on the boundary, offloading it Starc before he overbalanced into the rope. Superb skill but one we now take for granted we see it so often. No Kohli for the onslaught. How much will that damage India’s total?

Bowlers dismissing Kohli most times in ODIs:

6 - Rampaul
5 - Perera, Southee, ZAMPA
4 - Holder, Randiv, Swann, Jhye Richardson#IndvAus

43rd over: India 277-3 (Kohli 78, KL Rahul 42) Good over from Richardson, lots of variation and off-paced deliveries. India throw the kitchen sink at plenty but but can’t find much timing.

Michael Slater has made an excellent point on TV about Kohli running along the danger area of the pitch, without the transgression being picked up by the umpires. He’s done it on a number of occasions now.

42nd over: India 270-3 (Kohli 76, KL Rahul 38) KL Rahul has come to play tonight, he’s been busy alongside Kohli and now he’s putting the foot down, lofting Agar into the sight-screen for six. Very few dot balls on offer any more with plenty of hard running.

Abhijato Sensarma has emailed in: “Kohli is set. The death overs are approaching. There is plenty of batting left in the bank to give him the license to go for the kill. His average has been crossed too. Unless something anomalous happens, the greatest ODI batsman of all time is going to compile an incredible total by the time this innings comes to a close.”

41st over: India 257-3 (Kohli 73, KL Rahul 28) Zampa returns for his ninth over and three good deliveries are undone by a fourth (that isn’t a bad ball) but Kohli somehow sweeps a delivery on off stump through mid-on, between two boundary riders in the cow corner region. Remarkable. India still yet to tee-off, but they’re on course for a handy total.

40th over: India 249-3 (Kohli 67, KL Rahul 26) Richardson returns and an over of dabbed singles looks to be another decent over for Australia, until - yet again - the final ball of the over goes for four, this time KL Rahul with the short-arm jab. Earlier, there was a sniff of a run out chance butchered by Steve Smith.

39th over: India 241-3 (Kohli 65, KL Rahul 20) Australia were just starting to wrest a bit of control and rattle India a touch, but a loose delivery from Agar carved behind point for four by KL Rahul nipped that in the bud. It’s new bat time out in the middle with the heavy artillery brought out for the final slog.

38th over: India 234-3 (Kohli 64, KL Rahul 14) Cummins gets another over. Finch must be banking on a Kohli or bust strategy because some of these death overs are going to be delivered by bowlers who would not like to be sending them down. The strategy almost pays off when the first delivery of the day misbehaves and shoots shin height off a length past the Indian skipper’s off stump.

37th over: India 231-3 (Kohli 63, KL Rahul 12) Finch crosses his fingers and throws the ball to Agar again. The damage is acceptable, four singles a dot and a two. What has Kohli got up his sleeve for the sprint home?

36th over: India 225-3 (Kohli 59, KL Rahul 10) Finch goes back to Cummins (who is going to bowl the death overs!?) and Kohli welcomes Australia’s star man to the crease with back-to-back fours of majestic skill. Both deliveries landed in the same spot, the first was whipped with an orchestra conductor’s flick to square leg, the second guided effortlessly through the covers. “Koh-li, Koh-li, Koh-li” booms the crowd. Marvellous cricket.

Kohli batting on 50* - his last eight 50+ scores in home ODIs

121
113
140
157*
107
116
123
85 (last)#INDvAUS

35th over: India 216-3 (Kohli 50, KL Rahul 10) Zampa has grown into this innings, bowling uncomplicatedly full and straight. He and Cummins are the only Australians with creditable economy rates today.

ODI half-century No.56 for India skipper Virat Kohli #INDvAUSpic.twitter.com/n2akzNyUBU

34th over: India 211-3 (Kohli 47, KL Rahul 8) Finch retains Starc in the attack, but it might be a bit of a waste to the new batsman with so many overs left to be bowled by the spinners. KL Rahul reinforces that opinion with a textbook cover drive for four, then Kohli rubber stamps it, cutting well in front of square (is that even a thing? It was a cut-style shot, but played so early with arms in front of body) for four more.

33rd over: India 199-3 (Kohli 42, KL Rahul 1) Zampa has not been flash today. There’s nothing out there for him, but he has two wickets courtesy of persevering on a stump-to-stump line and waiting for the mistake.

Meanwhile, over in South Africa, Ben Stokes is doing Ben Stokes things again.

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4000 runs and 100 wickets in Tests:

Garfield Sobers
Ian Botham
Kapil Dev
Carl Hooper
Jacques Kallis
Daniel Vettori
BEN STOKES #SAvENG

Zampa gets a third spell, but his first without Dhawan out in the middle. Kohli gets off strike first ball, then Zampa dots up Shreyas two deliveries in a row before the batsman tries to use his feet and attack through the on-side but succeeds only in yorking himself and being castled. An unconvincing 17-ball seven.

32nd over: India 197-2 (Kohli 41, Shreyas 7) Pace from both ends now as Finch senses he might be able to blast Shreyas out. Starc first has to navigate Kohli, who controls strike for the first half of the over. When he gets his shot at the new man his line and length are awry and there’s no damage done. Interestingly, the TV coverage has pointed out how deep Shreyas gets in his crease with his exaggerated trigger back and across. It’s a very bold movement, that’s for sure, a bit Gary Ballance if you ask me, and one I expect is susceptible to some late movement.

31st over: India 194-2 (Kohli 38, Shreyas 7) Australia fancy Sheryas with the short ball but Richardson is popgun on this surface with this ball and India’s No4 pulls him well in front of square for four. It might have been the old fast bowler’s double bluff, but the follow up bumper also wasn’t nasty enough.

30th over: India 187-2 (Kohli 37, Shreyas 1) Zampa’s back into the attack, and he bamboozles Sheryas early and is inches away fro a return catch after inducing a loopy leading edge.

Australian spinners in Overs 11-30

1st ODI - 4.78 runs per over
2nd ODI - 6.58 runs per over

India have taken on the spinners today and haven't let them settle down in the middle overs compared to the first ODI#INDvAUS

29th over: India 184-2 (Kohli 32, Shreyas 0) Time for Kohli to take over after allowing Dhawan to dominate their partnership. Can he put his foot on the accelerator today unlike India’s middle-order on Tuesday?

Finch cannot trust Agar any longer so he returns to Richardson. Dhawan doesn’t care, he just stands and delivers, drilling a six-iron into the sight-screen. Then he’s out! Out of nowhere! A rank delivery from Richardson on the batsman’s hip but all the left-hander can do is shovel it straight to deep backward square leg. A gift for Australia, and Finch’s change works.

28th over: India 177-1 (Dhawan 92, Kohli 32) Labuschagne gets a second over and he’s starting to get a touch of purchase, more than Australia’s other two spinners have managed so far. The doubt he’s put into Dhawan’s mind earns him three dots, but he’s lucky to escape with a single when a hefty swipe goes straight to the boundary rider. But just like the early overs, when Australia look to be building momentum ball six goes for four, this time Dhawan collecting a boundary with a very well executed paddle sweep that leaves short fine-leg no chance of making an interception.

Shikhar Dhawan v Australia in ODIs - Average

Batting First - 53.8 (6 fifty-plus scores in 12 innings)
In Chases - 41.0#INDvAUS

27th over: India 171-1 (Dhawan 87, Kohli 31) Dhawan is opening his shoulders now, skipping down the pitch and swinging Agar in his arc over midwicket for six. That forces a drag down from the bowler which is whipped behind square on the on-side for four. Kohli is just calmly rotating strike, advancing to 31 largely by inviting Dhawan to keep hitting boundaries. India flying.

26th over: India 159-1 (Dhawan 76, Kohli 30) Australia need something out of nothing, so they’ve turned to Marnus Labuschagne’s leg-spin. His first ball doesn’t land in a terrible spot, but there is no turn on offer so his off stump line to Dhawan turns into an easy cut for four. The follow up is fuller and Dhawan fails to time it, almost offering a leaping caught and bowled opportunity that Labuschagne isn’t tall enough to take.

25th over: India 151-1 (Dhawan 70, Kohli 28) Dhawan enlivens a slightly becalmed passage of play by lofting Agar over midwicket for four, and backing it up with a cute reverse sweep.

24th over: India 141-1 (Dhawan 61, Kohli 27) Peculiar over from Starc, full of varying lines, lengths and speeds, nothing much happening for Australia out there right now though.

23rd over: India 136-1 (Dhawan 58, Kohli 26) Humdrum middle-overs fare from Agar. Five singles. No spin. Even bounce.

22nd over: India 131-1 (Dhawan 55, Kohli 26) Mitchell Starc’s return means helmets replace caps. It also means Shikhar Dhawan collects back-to-back 50s with a nudged single. Bat raised, Dhawan raises his bat in anger to Starc but can only get a thick edge to a wild slash, but it’s enough to skim away for four through the vacant cordon.

21st over: India 123-1 (Dhawan 49, Kohli 22) Better from Agar in his second over, especially to Dhawan who is unsure what to do with some well flighted deliveries from around the wicket. Eventually he goes over the top, straight, but for just a single. Kohli is in run-a-ball mode, finding gaps at will.

Looking to attack Zampa straight is a good tactic. In ODIs, Zampa has conceded at 8.1 runs per over and inducing only 2.4% false shots when batsmen have looked to play attacking shots through mid on & mid off in his ODI career. #INDvAUS

20th over: India 120-1 (Dhawan 48, Kohli 20) Australia set perfect fields on Tuesday and their attack bowled to them. There’s been much more fiddling around today as India bat with greater fluency. Four singles from a routine middle-overs set of six from Zampa.

19th over: India 116-1 (Dhawan 46, Kohli 18) Spin from both ends with Ashton agar coming into the attack. Between overs Kohli and Dhawan replaced their helmets with caps, both men prowling like tigers eager to get their teeth stuck into the new bowler. And Dhawan doesn’t waste much time, calmly placing a non-spinning delivery from outside off stump through the covers for four.

India are on autopilot, and their destination is 300+.

18th over: India 107-1 (Dhawan 40, Kohli 17) Kohli brings up India’s 100 with the latest in a series of controlled drives in the arc between mid-off and cover that earn him one or two every time. The strike rotation eventually gets to Zampa whose excellent control finally lets him down and Kohli doesn’t miss out on a rare long-hop, whipping it to leg for four.

17th over: India 99-1 (Dhawan 38, Kohli 11) Cummins into his seventh over very early in this innings, but he remains wicketless. He does liven Kohli up with a sharp bouncer, but it flies away for four byes, then he has the Indian skipper flirting outside off stump but there aren’t enough fielders in the cordon to make it anything resembling a chance.

16th over: India 93-1 (Dhawan 37, Kohli 10) Kohli has breezed to double figures. When he’s on he just doesn’t allow dot-balls, not even against Zampa. He’s clearly trying to set a much more urgent tone during these middle overs than we saw on Tuesday.

15th over: India 87-1 (Dhawan 35, Kohli 6) The die is cast. Kohli’s arrival means Cummins’s return and the resumption of the line wide outside off stump. It doesn’t work this over though, Kohli imperiously driving for four through extra cover to a delivery that shows how good a track this is to bat on. It was a fraction short of half-volley length but once Kohli had the line he could trust the pitch and hit through it securely.

This is the first time Rohit Sharma has been dismissed trying to play the conventional sweep shot against leg spinners in ODIs. He's played the shot on 26 occasions and has a false shot percentage of 38.5%. #INDvAUS

14th over: India 82-1 (Dhawan 35, Kohli 1) Before he perished, Rohit was Ro-hitting the ball all over Rajkot, swatting Zampa powerfully through the on-side for four, but he picked the wrong bowler to sweep. Zampa is stump-to-stump and he was full enough to not worry about height with his appeal too. Are India going to make the same mistake they made in Mumbai and not convert their starts?

Standard leggie from Zampa, it holds its line without turning much, Rohit attempts to sweep but misses, the ball hits the pad and the finger goes up. Rohit is adamant the line was sliding down leg so he makes the T sign but DRS only confirms the bad news. Rohit, in supreme form before that, is gone, and India lose their review in the process. Huge, welcome, and unexpected breakthrough for Australia. Adam Zampa with the golden arm again. And guess who’s out at No 3? His bunny, Virat Kohli.

ROHIT OUT‼️ Zampa gets the breakthrough for the Aussies

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India review! Rohit is given out LBW to Zampa.

13th over: India 76-0 (Rohit 38, Dhawan 34) Richardson continues and Rohit treats him with disdain, stepping down the track and slapping a bouncer off the front foot wide of mid-on for a one-bounce four. That was a very alpha play. India motoring.

12th over: India 68-0 (Rohit 32, Dhawan 33) Adam Zampa gets an early whirl and after a couple of respectful dabs Dhawan drills a missile that knocks the non-striker’s off stump out of the ground. Rohit was fortunate Zampa didn’t get a fingertip onto that because he was out of his ground. Zampa was also probably not to get a fingertip on it because his fingertip might well have lost contact with the rest of his finger; that was firmly hit. Not a great deal to report in terms of spin or drift.

11th over: India 64-0 (Rohit 30, Dhawan 32) Right on cue Rohit tries one of those meaty pulls with fast hands but he doesn’t get all of it and settles for two in front of midwicket. A delicate late cut then rotates the strike. Dhawan peels off his first ramp of the night, that got him into a spot of bother in Mumbai, but this time he glides Richardson safely up and down to third man. No gliding ball six of the over - yet again a boundary to end the over - this time Dhawan tucking into a nothing short ball from Richardson.

Time for spin. Big passage of play coming up with Australia lacking control in these early exchanges.

300 runs and counting since a wicket fell in India...

10th over: India 55-0 (Rohit 26, Dhawan 27) Cummins is still going and he makes his mark in his fifth over, getting one to lift on Dhawan, the ball bouncing up into his ribcage, winding the Indian opener who has to have a little lie down and a stretch before he can continue.

I’m working through something in my head - is it possible for Rohit to have hands that are both soft and heavy? I hope it’s not a contradiction. He hist shots phenomenally hard without applying a great deal of force. The majority of the time he’s happy to let the ball come to him, and he uses his wrists to great effect too. It’s largely timing, a joy to watch in full flow.

9th over: India 52-0 (Rohit 25, Dhawan 26) Om-i-nous. Rohit ticks India beyond 50 with a nudged single and a back-foot drive that could not have been timed more sweetly.

50-run partnership between #TeamIndia openers @ImRo45& @SDhawan25.

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8th over: India 46-0 (Rohit 19, Dhawan 25) Change of ends for Cummins and he extracts a genuine edge from Dhawan but the two slips he opened with are long gone and the batsman continues on his merry way. That way includes another boundary from the final ball of an otherwise decent Australian over but Cummins lost his line and the batsman was onto it in a flash, whipping four runs behind square leg.

7th over: India 39-0 (Rohit 18, Dhawan 20) Kane Richardson replaces Pat Cummins and a decent over is ruined when he slips onto Rohit’s pads and that sledgehammer of a bat comes down and sends the ball scudding to the square leg boundary with nary a tickle.

Looks like we’re in for a couple of big old scores today at this rate. I wonder if Australia’s spinners can dig in when they get a chance?

Shikhar Dhawan scores at strike rate of 94.4 in his first 30 balls facing Australian seamers in ODIs in India. Of all the opponents he has faced at home, he scores at a quicker rate only against WI (97.7) at the start of his innings.#INDvAUS

6th over: India 32-0 (Rohit 13, Dhawan 18) Rohit’s arrived. Becalmed for five overs he finds the boundary in magnificent fashion, holding his pose after caressing a textbook cover driven boundary from a Starc half volley. He picks up two more with a cut that is almost caught brilliantly at backward point by Steve Smith but his full-length dive could only parry the shot with his right hand low to his right. Smith is good enough to take those, but it’s only a half-chance really. Rohit hoicks another two to finish a productive over for India.

5th over: India 23-0 (Rohit 5, Dhawan 18) Cummins has dragged his length bat a fraction and it causes both batsmen issues. First Rohit plays over a pull shot then Dhawan is beaten for pace trying to cut before risking a chop on with another cut attempted close to his body. Cummins follows that up with the first genuine jaffa of the day, pushing the ball back up to that good length, finding a touch of movement away from the left-hander and beating the outside edge.

4th over: India 20-0 (Rohit 4, Dhawan 16) Starc has yet to settle into a groove and this pitch is much easier to hit through the line than that at the Wankhede meaning the margin for error is much smaller. Dhawan increases his score by six, two cut through point and four flicked down to fine-leg so firmly it practically took the diving Adam Zampa over the rope with it.

3rd over: India 14-0 (Rohit 4, Dhawan 10) A single from the final ball of Starc’s over means Cummins gets a go at Dhawan after his maiden to Rohit. He doesn’t find the same line and length to the left-hander though and his second delivery is slapped to the cover boundary on the up after offering enough width for the batsman to free his hands. The left-right combination then does for Cummins’s radar after the strike is rotated with Rohit helping a leaky leg-side delivery to the midwicket fence.

2nd over: India 5-0 (Rohit 0, Dhawan 5) Mitchell Starc has a brand new ball of his own to bowl with, but his first delivery is too full and straight allowing Dhawan to check drive with an economy of movement that is four runs from the second it leaves the bat. There’s little else to report besides a play and a miss well outside off stump to a delivery that was asking to be spanked. No obvious swing or seam either from Starc.

Meanwhile, Michael Slater has just made a dreadful kookaburra impression on commentary.

You think you want Slater to stop talking, but then he replaces it with a kookaburra impersonation. #INDvAUS

1st over: India 0-0 (Rohit 0, Dhawan 0) Would you expect any less? Cummins is on the spot from the get-go and Rohit responds with a respectfully straight bat. A Test-like maiden to start us off.

Nothing to report in the air or off the pitch. This looks to be a very true surface.

Pat Cummins is going to take the first over the match, Rohit Sharma on strike, here we go!

The players are on their way out into the middle, we’ll be underway shortly.

The pitch promises to be flat and hard and full of runs.

The stumps have been hammered in, the pitch has been swept, Rajkot is ready for the second ODI! #INDvAUSpic.twitter.com/rCqZrkIM30

List A Games at SCA Stadium, Rajkot

Batting First - Avg Runs per wkt : 50.2, Scoring Rate : 6.2
Batting Second - Avg Runs per wkt : 38.5, Scoring Rate : 5.8#INDvAUS

Things are looking good for Australia, very good indeed, as Sam Perry writes in The Guardian Australia’s weekly cricket column.

For the men’s team, the shoots could scarcely be more green: undefeated this summer, a generational No 3 unearthed and an arguably unrivalled bowling attack. It has been 15 years since Australia could lay claim to consistent cricketing dominance, and for the first time since then, they appear to be giving themselves a decent shot at it. Then again, as has been pointed out, the supposed Battle of the Titans could also be understood as a belated World Cup third-place play-off. There’s probably a while to go yet.

Related: Australia get a peek at cricket’s summit after eye-opening gap year | Sam Perry

The weather is mild in Gujarat, in India’s north west today. Temperatures will be in the low 20sC during the match , accompanied by bright sunshine and a gentle northerly breeze.

In case you missed any of the action from the first ODI, here’s the match report from Mumbai.

Related: Australia's Warner and Finch smash tons to thrash India in first ODI

Two changes for India, one of them forced, with Rishabh Pant suffering a concussion during the first ODI when he was struck on the helmet by a Cummins bouncer. KL Rahul will deputise behind the stumps with batsman Manish Pandey slotting into the middle order. Elsewhere, paceman Navdeep Saini comes in for just his second ODI, in place of Shardul Thakur.

India: Rohit Sharma, Shikhar Dhawan, Virat Kohli (c), KL Rahul (wk), Shereyas Iyer, Manish Pandey, Ravindra Jadeja, Mohammed Shami, Kuldeep Yadav, Navdeep Saini, Jasprit Bumrah

Karnataka skipper Manish Pandey finally gets a ODI game for India after 16 months. The kind of form he’s in — we’re on for some serious exhibition of batting from him. Good luck, Manish. #INDvAUS

The visitors are unchanged, unsurprisingly. Although Josh Hazlewood must be a tad disappointed at not being rotated into the XI.

Australia: David Warner, Aaron Finch (c), Steve Smith, Marnus Labuschagne, Ashton Turner, Alex Carey (wk), Ashton Agar, Mitchell Starc, Pat Cummins, Kane Richardson, Adam Zampa

Aaron Finch has done it again, he’s called correctly and invited India to have a bat. Let’s see if we get the same result as Tuesday...

Australia wins the toss and elects to bowl first in the 2nd ODI against #TeamIndia.#INDvAUSpic.twitter.com/VJk8YB30P7

How about a really tortured musical segue to kick us off? Ok, ok, well, David Warner’s ton in Mumbai was his 18th in ODIs. He’s only two away from becoming a 20th Century boy.

I’ll get my coat. And my feather boa.

Hello everybody and welcome to live OBO coverage of the second ODI between India and Australia in Rajkot. The action gets underway at the Saurashtra Cricket Association Stadium at 7pm AEST.

In recent times it’s been rare to find the mighty Indian cricket leviathan under the pump but a 10-wicket ODI defeat on home soil with a near-fully fit squad (one skippered by no less than Virat Kohli) will have that effect. Not only that, but Tuesday’s mauling in Mumbai was India’s fourth consecutive home defeat to Australia. A reaction can be expected in Rajkot.

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South Africa v England: third Test, day three, rain stops play – live!

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A thought from John Galpin.“One thing I haven’t heard mentioned in the 4 vs 5 day Test debate is the impact of the weather such as we have now. Where would this match probably be headed if this was the third day of four? It will become far easier for teams on the wrong end of a drubbing to play out for a draw. Personally I expect that far more Tests will end up as a draw, rain or light stopped play or not. Do we really want that? On the other hand it may push teams to keep up a higher scoring rate than say England did here on the first day. But to me that’s part of the magic of 5 day Tests. It enables a longer term strategy to play out and really tests the mental and physical mettle of the two opponents. That’s what makes Test cricket one of the greatest ‘all round’ sporting contests there are.” Very true.

Now that Sourav Ganguly has come out against them in his capacity as president of the BCCI, it looks as if mandatory four-dayers are dead in the water. I suspect we’re heading for a mixture, which, technically, is what we have now. There will be more four-day Tests, but still plenty of places where the full five-act drama lives on.

Not that we’re done with the redheads yet. “Morning, Tim,” says Phil Sawyer. “Anyone putting together an England red-head eleven and not including the legend that is Glen Chapple is going to incur my ire. Alright, yes, technically he never played a Test for England, but that’s an injustice that I only bring up four or five times a day.”

Back to the Pope and Bess show. “Hello, fellow Tim,” says Tim Sanders in Leeds. Always good to meet one. “If at a tangent from the religious theme, we can adapt the Gershwins and Heywards to give us ‘Bess, You Is My Spinner Now’, ‘I Loves You Popey’, whilst Somerset fans might mourn his absence on Test duty with ‘Bess, O Where’s My Bess?’” That’s absence from the 2nd XI, presumably.

“As a South African who’s lived in England for a long time,” says Matthew Kentridge, “I don’t know whether to laugh or cry at the state of this Test match. However, when it came to Rabada’s face, yesterday evening, as Pope scooped him backwards over his head for six, more or less with his eyes closed, there was no contest – I had to laugh. I was afraid Rabada would burst a blood vessel with the effort of keeping his mouth shut. Hope the weather clears up, but that Eastern Province rain has been known to settle in and spoil a good day’s cricket, not to mention a good holiday.” Lovely to have a bit of local knowledge, especially when it comes from my next-door neighbour in London. We got him as a Kolpak, obviously.

We interrupt this rain break to bring you more on red hair and the passing of time. “Ben Heywood (10.24) seemed down on his brown,” says Nick Killick, “but he’s revealed the great blessing of redheads – generally we transition to another colour before the grey sets in – in my case a bit blonde. We may suffer in the playground, but by middle age our revenge is being served very cold on our white-haired persecutors from youth.” Nice. And nobody ever wrote a headline about a brown-haired ninja.

“For inclusion in your red-headed team,” says Steve Hudson. “KP and Jimmy both had red streaks at some point, so they qualify by ... residence, or something?” Ha. In my memory, KP’s streak was blue, but then my memory is hazy from around the time Pat Pocock made his exit.

“Pat Pocock,” says Kim Thonger, “was a classic example of face not fitting. I remember his first sixfer. Elegant and interesting bowler, but the selectors were so incompetent at the time that they’d pick almost any other bowler ahead of him. He managed only 25 Tests in 17 years. These were the same selectors who routinely ignored Tom Cartwright. I’m still very cross with them fifty years later.” Great stuff. And yes, Percy Pocock was hard done by. But wasn’t it partly the fact that Ray Illingworth became captain, and he was an off-spinner too? And then Tony Greig took up off-breaks and bagged 14 wickets in a match. At least Pocock had an Indian summer, turning up as a golden oldie in David Gower’s team that went to India in 1984-85 and won. And then he was harshly dropped again, for John Emburey, who came straight back in after a ban, bearing his superior batting and a dismal strike rate.

“It’s lashing down,” says Ian Ward on Sky, and the camera pans around to show that, yes, Port Elizabeth has turned into Old Trafford.

Back to the serious stuff. “Speaking as a former redhead,” says Ben Heywood, “it can go one of two ways – it can all fall out (can’t think of anyone this has happened to, ahem), or the ginge tinge turns grey, white or in my case, weirdly, brown. My younger son (carrots) didn’t believe I was a ginger until I inadvisedly showed him some old pictures. Now he thinks I used to look like Ronald McDonald.”

Even this weather may be on England’s side.“Might a rain-interrupted day with perhaps an early finish be of benefit to England,” wonders Geoff Wignall. “Assuming they manage to take the remaining first-innings wickets or at least most of them? I’m thinking of course of an enforced follow-on with the bowlers sufficiently fresh and well rested.” Poor old Faf: it never rains, but it pours.

Anything Pope can do, Bess can do almost as well. No sooner has Pope become the youngest right-hander to make a Test century for England since 1954 (the early days of Colin Cowdrey), than Bess becomes the youngest English spinner to take a Test five-for since 1968, when Pat Pocock grabbed six for 79 against Australia at the age of 21. Hat-tip to Cricinfo, full list here.

“From Bangkok on a boozy afternoon,” says Mike Brady. I’m not sure if that’s the most promising start to an OBO email ever, or the most worrying. “Obviously Stokes is God, and he has a Pope, but how should we worship Bess?” As the new leader of the Dominicans, following a brief stint from Dom Sibley.

“Lovely scoreboard to wake up to,” says Kim Thonger. “I wonder if there’s a winning formula for future England home Tests? Prepare pitches for spin and select an attack of Bess, Leach, Rashid and Moeen, backed up by pace variation from Curran and Stokes. And possibly play all home Tests at Taunton.” Hang on, what about Wood? He’s just taken one of the all-time great none-fors.

“A very good morning Tim.” You can say that again, Brian Withington. “Just catching up with this morning’s OBO, not knowing who was on duty, when my heart lifted at the sight of a Norwegian Wood lyric casually yet deftly inserted into proceedings (over 34). Could I have safely addressed this email without even checking who was responsible?” Oh I don’t know – some of my colleagues have come across this old beat combo too. “What would you give to have penned the original lyric?” That is a good question. Only last Saturday, I heard Judy Collins sing it in Liverpool, bringing an 80-year-old’s elegance to bear on John Lennon’s youthful audacity.

“Root’s drop,” says the subject line of an email from George Wigley. “Great captaincy from Root: he wants Bess’s five-for to be top order, unsullied by tail enders. The foresight!”

Mid-44th over: South Africa 113-5 (Nortje 14, de Kock 0) The rain gets heavy quite quickly, like a conversation about your love life. The umpires take the players off and signal an early lunch. The morning belongs to Dom Bess, with a little help from Ollie Pope – just a couple of 22-year-olds, living the dream.

“Just woken (Well, it IS Saturday) and checked in,” said Adam Goves, “in sleepy Norfolk”, a quarter of an hour ago. “Surely Bess could have parried that C&B to Pope?! It’s totally messed up the aesthetic of an otherwise perfect scorecard, or am I being a bit greedy?”

43rd over: South Africa 113-5 (Nortje 14, de Kock 0) Denly is still on, and still collecting dots, though he does dish up one bad ball which Nortje dispatches through midwicket. Bad news, lads: rain is falling.

42nd over: South Africa 109-5 (Nortje 10, de Kock 0) So the best day of Pope’s career has been followed by the best day of Bess’s. Amazing stuff. For the good of the game, we could now do with a scintillating counter-attack from de Kock.

Dom Bess gets his five-for! Not his best ball, short and wide, but it turns enough to take the inside edge as van der Dussen shapes to cut. Bess has five for 41, and Joe Root no longer has to feel bad about that drop.

41st over: South Africa 109-4 (Nortje 10, van der Dussen 24) One batsman’s aggression infects the other as Nortje cuts Denly for his first four and reaches double figures off his 81st ball. At this rate, he’ll be 42 not out when South Africa secure the draw on Monday night.

40th over: South Africa 103-4 (Nortje 6, van der Dussen 23) Out of nowhere, van der Dussen tucks into Bess. A lofted on-drive for four, a force into the covers for two, a slog-sweep for four more, and then, with the field in sudden retreat, an easy single. Is this a change in the weather?

39th over: South Africa 93-4 (Nortje 6, van der Dussen 12) Spin from both ends! Bess’s Laker finds his Lock in the form of Joe Denly. who took his first Test wickets in Cape Town. He makes a tidy start, going for just a single.

38th over: South Africa 92-4 (Nortje 6, van der Dussen 11) The scoreboard is suddenly rocking, but only because a big turner from Bess goes for four byes.

“An English red-headed XI?” says Ian Forth. “Bell, Crawley Z, Collingwood, Bairstow J, Morgan (captain), Pope, Stokes, Bairstow D (wkpr), Batty, Sidebottom A, Sidebottom R. 12th man: Fairbrother.” Combustible but effective.

37th over: South Africa 88-4 (Nortje 6, van der Dussen 11) Nortje, after making three off 66 balls, sensationally doubles his score with a leg glance off Broad.

“The Smarmy Army,” muses Peter Gingold (26th over). “Nice idea. But, sad to say, they’d have to stay in the UK on account of emissions from international flights.”

36th over: South Africa 84-4 (Nortje 3, van der Dussen 10) Bess’s arm ball kisses the edge as Nortje goes back and Root, at slip, spills a simple chance. Bess responds with no more than a rueful grimace, which is big of him given that that should have been his first Test five-for.

Here’s David Winter in Paris, questioning the very process of the OBO. “Are you live reporting on the third Test from the press box in Port Elizabeth, in the newsroom at Guardian HQ whilst surrounded by dynamic colleagues breaking news stories from around the world, or are you sat in your pants on your sofa at home?” That would be telling.

35th over: South Africa 83-4 (Nortje 3, van der Dussen 9) Broad tries a bouncer. Nortje faces the music, gets the splice on it, and would give a simple catch to short leg if Pope wasn’t so deep.

34th over: South Africa 83-4 (Nortje 3, van der Dussen 9) Nortje takes a single off Bess, who is now coming round the wicket, and van der Dussen plays the first attacking stroke since du Plessis. And it’s a very good one – a dance down the track and a clean hard hit past mid-on.

“Morning Tim.” Morning, Diana Powell. “What a magnificent bird on the photograph of the ground. What is it? Does it take catches on the boundary?” That bird has flown, alas – though perhaps somebody spotted it and can answer the question. All the time I should have spent with Observer’s Book of Birds went into Wisden.

33rd over: South Africa 78-4 (Nortje 2, van der Dussen 5) This collapse began with a caught-and-bowled and Broad comes close to another one as van der Dussen is deceived by a leg-cutter. And that’s drinks, with England so dominant that it’s hard to believe.

Matthew Doherty has a question. “Has this Test secretly been re-allocated to Old Trafford 1956?” It’s true that Bess is in with a chance of being both Laker and Lock here. According to our friends at Cricinfo, he’s the first England spinner to take four wickets in the first 25 overs of a Test innings since Graeme Swann at Cardiff in 2011. But that was a second innings, and it didn’t even last 25 overs.

32nd over: South Africa 78-4 (Nortje 2, van der Dussen 5) Bess keeps it tight as van der Dussen clips to midwicket for a single and Nortje blocks his way to 50 (balls).

“Well,” says Richard Mansell, “if one is South African this is as depressing as it must be exhilarating for England fans. It looks like we are heading for an innings defeat.” I realise that words of comfort from an Englishman may only make things worse, but ... Long way to go, and that rain has to come along some time.

31st over: South Africa 77-4 (Nortje 2, van der Dussen 4) Broad has two short covers and no fine leg, so they might as well be in Sri Lanka already. He breaks off from bowling cutters to present Nortje with a lovely inswinger, which very nearly clips the off bail.

30th over: South Africa 77-4 (Nortje 2, van der Dussen 4) Anrich Nortje keeps Bess out and nicks a single off the last ball. He’s now faced 39 balls, more than anyone else in this innings except Elgar.

“Morning Tim,” says David Horn, “and what a fine one it’s turning out to be. Was wondering how Matt Parkinson might be feeling? Dom Bess wasn’t even in the original squad. Are we picking leg spinners for a tour just for the craic? I’m assuming he’s heading for the door marked ‘Mason Crane’ about now.” Ha, you’d be spot-on if there wasn’t a tour of Sri Lanka next. Parkinson will presumably be there unless Adil Rashid finds a miracle cure for his shoulder.

29th over: South Africa 76-4 (Nortje 1, van der Dussen 4) By playing noticeably straight, van der Dussen deals better with Broad and picks up another two.

“Good morning from Port Elizabeth,” said Piet Morant, half an hour ago. “Looking forward to your fine commentary, especially since I turned down tickets at work from my colleague Alan when I saw how likely it was to rain, hour on hour [Preamble, below]. He was sure the rain would not come until this evening, but said you can’t count on the forecasters. ‘No, Alan, you can’t!’ Now he’s at the ground and I’m stuck at home with my windy dog.” As Rob Smyth would say: ach, sorry.

28th over: South Africa 74-4 (Nortje 1, van der Dussen 2) Another maiden from Bess, who has 11-4-22-4 and has surely inked his name into the tour party for Sri Lanka.

27th over: South Africa 74-4 (Nortje 1, van der Dussen 2) Mark Wood takes a break to rest on Bess’s laurels. Stuart Broad enters the fray and almost joins in the fun as Rassie van der Dussen, flummoxed by a cutter, chips into the covers, not far from Joe Denly.

26th over: South Africa 72-4 (Nortje 1, van der Dussen 0) Bess whistles through a maiden to Nortje, with scarcely a thought for people trying to write OBOs.

“Looking forward to a great day,” wrote Leo a couple of wickets ago. “Meanwhile... ‘not even Jerusalem dampens the excitement’? [08:02] So what do we really think of the Barmy Army? Did I also detect a slight world-weariness creeping into the OBO yesterday as whoever was writing suggested he or she was somewhat unbeguiled by the continued carryings-on of the Crazy Corps? Has what started so many years ago as a slightly self-deprecatory unit of hard-core England supporters willing to brave the rigours of sometimes challenging foreign travel developed into something that, instead, now rather prominently displays elements of the Great British psyche perhaps better kept at home? And, if so, what can be done?

“Last night I had a dream... that, as an antidote, we Guardian Readers started to consider organising a small rival force of travelling supporters that will go out of their way to show another side of the English character. A group that will aim to ingratiate themselves with the host nation, cheering rather than denigrating the opposition at every opportunity, backing wholeheartedly the umpires’ adjudications, and taking care to compliment the ground staff on preparing such superb wickets! Who knows, taking the lead from the delightful Japanese World Cup fans a couple of years ago, this newly Regenerated Regiment could even stick around to help clean up the stadium after the day’s play. Come on, Guardian Readers! Why not?! After, of course, each of us has dutifully subscribed and contributed to the paper proper, let us join together to form our own brand of more ‘woke’ and enlightened supportership, We could do it! Come on! Let’s hear it for The Guardian’s own Smarmy Army.”

25th over: South Africa 72-4 (Nortje 1, van der Dussen 0) The nightwatchman is in danger of ending up not out here. Nortje almost falls to Wood, fending close to the inevitable Pope at short leg, but then plays a wily tuck that gets him off the mark, and, more importantly, up the other end. Wood has the unlikely figures of 7-4-7-0. He has been far more threatening than Bess, but the pitch is on Bess’s side, and so are the gods.

“On the pop quiz question [22nd over],” says Alex Bramble, “it has to be the stylistically contrasting David Ivon Gower and Alastair Nathan Cook.” We have a winner. “And,” he goes on, “I’m struggling to contain my enthusiasm about Pope; I haven’t felt this excited since, well, Joe Root, and Iron Bell before that (and yes it looks like Pope deserves such exalted comparisons!).” It does.

24th over: South Africa 71-4 (Nortje 0, van der Dussen 0) Faf had actually started well, dancing down the track to off-drive Bess for four, then repeating the trick next ball. But Bess stuck at it and got lucky. Poor old South Africa – they’re making England’s youngest players look like world-beaters.

Another one! Another big one! Faf du Plessis tucks Bess round the corner, where the unstoppable Pope pops up to take a simpler catch at square short leg. Dom Bess has FOUR FOR 22. The world has gone completely mad.

23rd over: South Africa 63-3 (Nortje 0, du Plessis 0) Another maiden from Wood, who seems to be adding parsimony to his arsenal. If he could just stay fit, he might well be England’s Mitchell Johnson.

“I know this is so yesterday,” says James Gladstone, “but what kept me awake here in Chiangmai last night was ‘what the hell is a former redhead’, and subsequently – could there ever be or have been an XI of redheads given we’ve got potentially 3 already...?” I shudder to think what you’ve started.

22nd over: South Africa 63-3 (Nortje 0, du Plessis 0) Root had just moved Pope to silly point, so full credit for that and time for the doubters to be silenced. What a match Pope is having. Yesterday, aged 22, he became the youngest right-hander to make a hundred for England since Colin Cowdrey in 1954 (hat-tip, the Times). In the past 66 years, two left-handers were even younger – can you name them?

An inside edge, a pop off the pad, a dive forwards from silly point – and England have the wicket they most wanted.

21st over: South Africa 61-2 (Elgar 33, Nortje 0) Wood’s pace again bothers Elgar, who flaps at a short one. The ball loops up and would be caught if there were two leg slips. Can’t blame Root for that.

20th over: South Africa 60-2 (Elgar 32, Nortje 0) It’s Dom Bess at the other end, so no Stuart Broad for now. He too opens with a maiden, but there are no alarms for the nightwatchman Nortje.

19th over: South Africa 60-2 (Elgar 32, Nortje 0) Wood does it again, third ball, and twice hurries Elgar into crabby deflections with a crooked bat. As first overs of the day go, that’s superb. But already the commentators are chuntering about a missing catcher, at second slip. Root did well on one side, with a short leg and a leg slip, but something in him keeps on wanting to overdo the caution. Maybe it’s the years he spent watching Alastair Cook setting the field.

It’s Mark Wood (hooray) and he opens with a jaffa – angled into the left-handed Elgar, and jagging past him. Not even Jerusalem can dampen the excitement.

“What times we live in,” says Bill Hargreaves. “Looking forward avidly to a day’s Test coverage. Thanks, in advance, for the great commentary, Tim.” Steady on. That could be like saying thanks, in advance, for the great captaincy, Joe.

Not only are England in charge, but the weather is better than forecast and the day seems to be starting on time. Something must be about to go horribly wrong, and Abhijato Sensarma is onto it. “The England Test side is easily one of the most volatile sporting outfits in the world. They oscillate from positions of comfort and advantage to ones of disarray and disadvantage, often within the same session. Yesterday was their best day in Test cricket for quite some time - the experienced players kept a cool head, while the young ones showed adequate style on their way to substance. The media is printing positive headlines for this team after a long time. If they do not follow it up with classical confusion, rusty bowling, and average fielding to surrender their advantage today, would the world even make sense anymore?”

Morning everyone. England’s cricketers have just woken up to face an unfamiliar challenge: how do you follow a perfect day? Yesterday they had one fresh-faced 22-year-old making a masterly hundred, and then another grabbing two top-order wickets. England finished the day 439 ahead, with Dom Bess lording it at one end and Mark Wood delivering thunderbolts at the other. The good news for South Africa is that their task is simple enough: all they have to do is dig themselves out of a deep hole.

One piece of evidence is on their side. So far in the third Test, not a single wicket has fallen before lunch. England should be able to change that curious fact with their tails up and a nightwatchman to bowl at – although, the last time he found himself doing this job, Anrich Nortje made a handy fortje.

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“Hello from NSW,” says Ray Hill. “ I expect AB de Villiers wishes that he was playing in PE also. He scored two runs from his first ball, before being bowled by the second ball! His Brisbane team went from 84-0 to all out for 119! They lost by 44 runs!”

I just spotted Ricky Ponting talking about a choke on Twitter. I guess that’s it.

The covers are coming off!

“Second, third and fourth you on Wendell Pierce, there,” says Guy Hornsby. “One of the best episodes of DID I’ve ever listened too. Utterly inspirational, and all delivered in that rich baritone drawl. While we’re here, I’d nod to Stephen Graham’s as well. Another brilliant actor, whose story was as fascinating as it harrowing. We’re lucky to have him around. It beats talking about the rain, certainly.”

His performance in the first episode of Shane Meadows’ the Virtues was astonishingly brilliant.

What’s the most stupid thing you’ve done on a cricket pitch? The first time I ever played, they sent me out to open because I’d batted well indoors. I didn’t know how gloves worked and I’m a lefty, so picked up any old pair, wondered why I couldn’t hold my bat, got a straight one. Golden duck.

Breaking news: it’s raining.

“Conspiracy theory,” begins John Starbuck. “You can see why the ECB wanted the Hundred: having been too dim to see how successful T20 was going to be, they are trying to re-invent the game again but monetise it better. In this instance, what about the proposals for 4-day Tests? Everyone with some authority has rejected this, but could it have been meant as a distraction from the Hundred all along?”

I think it’s slightly harsh to criticise the ECB for being dim as regards T20 when then introduced it to the professional game. I doubt there’s a connection between four-day Tests and the Hundred, save their cockeyed rationale and financial underpinnings

“Kim Thonger might also be interested in last Sunday’s Desert Island Discs as Lewis was on that too,” says David Wall. “I know it’s a cliche but given his previous interest in baseball you’d think developing an interest in cricket would be natural.”

Tangentially, everyone should listen to the Wendell Pierce episode, which is absolutely sensational. He is an absolute mensch, and one I’m absolutely certain would appreciate cricket in every single aspect.

“Since it’s still raining,” says Alistair Connor, “it’s not too late to offer you some cake. I’m breakfasting on a plateful of delicious leftovers from last night, Day Two of my first Moroccan wedding, my brother-in-law’s. They used to be as long as a Test match, but that’s rare these days. Dancing and singing in a fancy ballroom with a traditional orchestra -- ladies only, while the men take tea and cakes in the lobby. It’s much more fun than it sounds, honestly.”

I know the koo. Jewish weddings do, in some circles, entail seven days of celebration. Often, with too much parents’ friend involvement for comfort, but nonetheless they extend the simcha, which is very nice. There’s also a custom for the groom to get together with his male mates and family before the ceremony to sing and – not for the groom, who’s fasting – tip down buckets of whisky while guzzling crisps and fish balls. It is never not glorious.

“Once upon a time, players proved they had the temperament for international cricket in ODIs before getting a gig in the Test XI,” emails Gary Naylor. “But hasn’t the Trevor Bayliss era proved the opposite? The ‘no-fear’ cricket that led to the World Cup doesn’t work in Tests, whether batting with freedom (the doomed ‘natural game’) nor going through the variations with the ball. Test cricket demands almost the opposite - forbearance, strategy, marginal gains through incremental victories. Red ball success breeds red ball success (as does white ball). England, with Sibley and Pope established and Bess and Leach doing a job, have learned this at last.”

At close of play on Friday, Ollie Pope gave a (great) interview on the wireless, and when he was asked about the ramping, basically made a pitch for limited-overs recognition. Anyhow, I disagree that ‘no-fear’ cricket isn’t what you’re after, more that sensible thinking is also in order. In all formats.

“I’m reading The Fifth Risk by Michael Lewis,” emails Kim Thonger, “a thrillingly informative book about the utter wilful incompetence and complete intransigence of the Trump team during the transition from the Obama presidency. This is a plea for Michael to make his next book about the ECB’s ridiculous plan to introduce The Hundred this summer. Equally stupidly stubborn and disrespectful of the good judgement and advice of everyone whose opinion about Test cricket I value. I’m so cross my grammar went wonky there. *strikes face with rigid palm*.”

Talking Politics’ interview with Lewis – on this topic – was excellent. David Runciman is the best analyst around by an absolute aeon, and gave by far the best lectures that I didn’t go to at university.

It’s not heavy but, so hopefully we’ll get some play this afternoon and make up what we’ve lost this evening. In any event, England can’t have expected to be where they are, so will still feel ahead of the game.

“‘When Wood, Archer, Broad and Anderson are fit’...” says Chris Drew. “Not a time we are ever likely to see.”

It’s coming around the time we get a Labour government. All four will be retired.

No value judgment from me – what people do with their lives is absolutely none of my business – but I wish AB de Villiers was playing in this Test, not the in the Big Bash.

Malan feels bat on ball.

Elsewhere: Australia are 174-4 off 32 overs; Mitchell Starc, batting 5, is out. Follow that here:

Related: India v Australia: third one-day international – live!

Bad news I’m afraid: it’s raining again and that’s lunch. I’ll be back in 30 or so.

“Re the Curran question,” begins Nico Bentley. “When Wood, Archer, Broad and Anderson are fit surely you rotate them like Australia did with their pace attack in the last Ashes? Three seamers with a spinner, plus Stokes on all but a few pitches around the world.”

But you still have a first XI. And when do you pick our quicks? On a pitch expected to something, to make them even more terrifying, or pitch expected to do nothing, to try and find something?

Bill Hargreaves has another on the war-film issue:“Saving Private Ryan Sidebottom’s bowling average”.

No way he’s getting away with that barnet in the army.

According to the indispensable Cricinfo, the covers are coming off and the players are coming on...

Yes! Robert Key has just pluralised “the Overtons”, but I think he meant “your Overtonses of this world.

“Wanted to get your thoughts on a proposal I sent in yesterday,” says Abhijato Sensarma. “A day in Test cricket should be divided into four sessions of 23 overs eachinstead of three sessions of 30 each. This will allow players to be more refreshed and on top of their game, especially in strenuous weather like the Australian summer. Thoughts?”

I’d worry that by extending the day you leave yourself open to rain and light at the end of it. I might think about extending the first two sessions to avoid marathon final ones, though when those are good, they’re so so good.

Update: the rain stopped, they started to take the covers off, then the rain started again. Lovely stuff.

“Your preamble and the makings of a decent England Test team,” tweets Andrew Curray. “If Bairstow and Buttler aren’t scoring runs, could we have Ben Foakes back in the team please?”

It’s a tricky one, this. I’d say that if the team is functioning, you can afford the wild-card that is Buttler; though I guess you could say the same about Foakes’ superior keeping. If England had a serious spinner, or if Buttler was missing lots of chances, I’d probably feel differently, but in the meantime, I prefer the thrill of what might happen.

“Ever since Rob Smyth (aptly) described Joe Denly as the ‘pretty boy who went to war’ on this MBM two tests back, I can’t shake the idea that this England team would make the ideal cast for a middling war movie,” says Isaac Parham. “You’ve got Dom Bess as a farm hand turned ruddy-faced private, Root as the seen-too-much-too-young Captain, and Stokes would be your maverick, devil-may-care sharp-shooter. And let’s face it, Anderson would make a rather dashing lead.”

Zak Crawley is definitely getting it at the end of Act I.

Update: it’s bucketing down. That will, I imagine, be our morning session.

“Do you know what is the win and loss percentage for international test teams who has won and lost the toss respectively?” asks Braam Visser. “Faf needs to do something to win the next toss.”

Not as high as you think it is, though this was a good one to win. For some reason, Stasguru is failing me, or, more likely, I am failing it. But Ric Finlay investigated this in Jukly 2018 and discovered that, this century, the captain who calls correctly wins 42 percent of the time and the captain who does not wins 36 percent of the time.

For what it is worth, I have a permanent fault down the nail of my middle finger on right hand from where it sometimes clipped the stumps in delivery. Never ever heard a batsman say that bowler clipping stumps distracted them. Because they would not be telling the truth.

“Steven Finn is in the Sky studio, speaking very eloquently about his bowling issues over the years,” emails Kevin Wilson. “I’ve seen players come and go and careers briefly flicker and fade out, but none make me more sad than Finn never hitting the ceiling his ability offered. He could’ve been a very, very good quick bowler with 300 Test wickets by now.”

Yes, I agree. First of all, that he’s great on telly – and also on the radio – and also that he had it in him to be better than he turned out to be. He was never quite the same after that stump-flicking incident – Graeme Smith was a ruthless man.

“I don’t know what happened at the tail-end of our innings because I was sorting out the fire,” says Piet Morant, “which gives you some idea of how moody the weather here in PE is. I do know however that I’m now in Dante’s circle of hell since the fire has gone out again and I don’t want to move, in case Elgar and co again go down in a puff-flash of crap cover drives!”

In fairness, Maharaj aimed for midwicket. The variety of the left-armer.

In the meantime, let’s reflect on a ridiculous morning for both teams. England bowled really well first up, but South Africa’s batting was something else. I am in awe of anyone able to play elite-level sport, and have not a scooby what it takes, but I do know that when you’re fighting to stay in the game, you don’t go out and play like a blacksmith.

I guess there’s a fair chance that’s that for our morning session; if it rains for half an hour, it’ll be half an hour before we can get going again. I’d expect an early lunch, then two extended periods.

In the studio, they’re less optimistic, and think we may have a fairly long disruption.

Hoepfully not for too long, but in the meantime, has anyone got any cake?

7th over: South Africa 15-0 (Malan 1, Elgar 13) Here comes Mark Wood; “It should say ‘right arm very fast’” says Shaun Pollock of the caption, and yerman start from around to the left-handed Elgar. Wood looks so lean and whippy; I daren’t think he’s found the balance, but of course I’m assuming he’ll bowl Australia out at the Gabba in just under two years from now.

6th over: South Africa 15-0 (Malan 1, Elgar 13) Our camerawoman tells us it’s definitely going to rain; in fact it already is raining, and the cameras have got their coats on. In the meantime, Curran scurries through another over, Elgar nudging a single in the drizzle. It doesn’t seem like it’s going to get too heavy for too long.

5th over: South Africa 14-0 (Malan 1, Elgar 12) Sake; no, not what South Africa had on their Ricicles, but an expression of dismay that there’s some rain coming in. In the meantime, Malan gets away with a shove to cover, a leg-bye follows, and the groundsman waves arms like the air traffic controller in Jimbo and the Jet Set.

4th over: South Africa 12-0 (Malan 0, Elgar 12) They’re piling them up now! Curran, who was so accurate first up, strays to leg again and gets the treatment again, Elgar easily flicking him away to fine leg for four. He’s a funny cricketer, Curran, and I wonder where he fits into England’s long-term plans. He’s not a good enough bowler or batsman to get into the team solely for one of his two disciplines, but he has the priceless gift of timing. On the other hand, including him means you need to leave out one of Broad, Anderson, Archer and Wood – let’s assume for a second all are fit at the same time – and medium pace gets whacked in Australia.

3rd over: South Africa 8-0 (Malan 0, Elgar 8) Malan sees away a maiden from Broad. I wonder if the England bowlers fancied hanging onto the ball they had first up.

“I think South Africa are playing rope-a-dope here,” says Tom van der Gucht. “They’ve come out swinging with the aim of getting out and forcing Root into asking for the follow on. They’re now going to demonstrate that, actually, there’s nothing in the pitch as they bat out the next two days with no fuss and wear down the English bowlers - leading to Wood getting injured having been overbowled in an attempt to get some life from the moribund pitch.”

2nd over: South Africa 8-0 (Malan 0, Elgar 8) Curran strays onto Elgar’s pads and that’s a perfect starter for him, turns away off the pads to deep backward. But Curran responds well, hitting a length, and Elgar presses forwards, missing and wearing it on the pad; that wasn’t far away, but England don’t review. Then another full one from Curran – fuller than the last – and Elgar plays, squeezing it where third slip isn’t and to the fence fo fo mo.

1st over: South Africa 0-0 (Malan 0, Elgar 0) I am pleased to report that it’s time for another rendition of Jerusalem, adult humans showing you their bows and such. *APPLAUSE*. I’m choking up here. Anyway, Malan plays out the over by virtue of not despatching an imaginary Hollywood drive back to Cape Town, though Broad beats him with the final delivery, one that nips past the forward defensive off a full length.

Right then, we’re back. Broad has the ball, and in he charges...

That injury to Rory Markham is looking a killer for South Africa. They’ve a fragile batting line-up to begin with, never mind losing the bloke at the top of it. Dean Elgar has a huge responsibility here.

So England have a day and a half to win the match, and South Africa have to bat for a decent chunk of that. It’s extremely hard to see.

And rightly so. South Africa are 91 runs shy of them, there’s weather about, the bowlers are fresh and doing plenty.

Rabada taps a catch to mid off and there it is; four wickets, one run, 26 minutes. England cannot have expected this, and it’s been almost painful to watch because these are elite sportsmen who’ve worked their entire lives to play situations like this, and somehow they’ve delivered that.

87th over: South Africa 209-9 (Rabada 1, Paterson 0) Stuart Broad has picked a good meteorite here. The overcast conditions and moisture in the air are probably helping too, but just an hour ago I watched Nasser lament the lack of life in the pitch. It just goes to prove the adage that it doesn’t need to do a lot, just enough.

86th over: South Africa 209-9 (Rabada 1, Paterson 0) And there it is! South Africa score a run! Rabada turns Curran to long leg and they amble a single, when he could have got himself bowled smashing an air-drive through cover. Who does he think he is? Pathetic.

85th over: South Africa 208-9 (Rabada 0, Paterson 0) It’s Dom Bess I feel sorry for, who was targeting ninefer. I really cannot twizzle my swede around what South Africa are up to here. To lose it under pressure and after a long effort, yes; to come out first up and donate the match like that, no. This is shambolic and inexplicable; I can be sure of this because I spend a lot of time watching England.

WHAT A TEAMTALK FAF GAVE THIS MORNING! THREE WICKETS FOR 0 RUNS IN 15 BALLS, ALL OF THEM BOWLED! Maharaj has a big yahoo, looking to crack a drive to the fence, because that’s who he is and what he does; instead he yanks it onto his leg stump. This is extremely anger-inducing for South Africans and extremely hilarious for everyone else.

84th over: South Africa 208-8 (Maharaj 0, Rabada 0) I’m not sure what De Kock was thinking there; sure, his team need runs and maybe he doesn’t trust the bloke at the other end, but get yourself in first. The ball’s new, the opponent have their tails up, you don’t need to smoke a straight one to the fence.

THAT’S WHY! SAM CURRAN HAS TIMING! Curran straightens one off the seam, De Kock plays for it to do nothing, another airy drive, and takes it right on the middle stump instead!

84th over: South Africa 208-7 (De Kock 63, Maharaj 0) Curran gets the ball from other end; why?Presumably because he’s not that much use once the ball is old, but also because De Kock likes the pace that Wood puts on it. Imagine wanting to face that! These lads are something else.

Cartwheel! Broad finds some nip off the seam, Philander opens the gate with an airy drive, and is it zips to the fence in his dreams, in our reality the ball careers into his off peg which goes for a little dance.

83rd over: South Africa 208-6 (De Kock 63, Philander 27) Yes! The performative Jerusalem is away. Can’t wait for the actions and applauding of self. AND IT’S THERE! THERE IT IS! Wood and Curran both warm up like it’s their gig from the other end; I’d go Wood, now that you ask.

SJ Broad is ready. South Africa need 92 more to avoid the follow-on, which ought to secure them a draw.

Elsewhere:

Josh Hazlewood is playing his first ODI in 14 months!

And, for someone who made his debut in the format back in 2010, it's his first ODI ever in India pic.twitter.com/HUO5l5ZJie

Interesting that Australia is batting first. Most days you chase. India wanted to. Australia is looking at this game like it is a big final where you want runs on the board.

“In case anyone cares,” says Michael McClelland in Carlsbad, California, of our feathered friend above, “it’s an osprey. I never have anything wise or funny to say about cricket, so this is my big chance.”

You have decreed. Badabing! There’s one for the history A-level lads.

Jeetan Patel is an extremely articulate and impressive individual.

England spin-coach Jeetan Patel says Bess is beginning “to understand his art”. He says he focuses on details – the ball does whatever you do to it – and Bess is prepared to do whatever it takes. He says it doesn’t really matter what happens to the ball until just before it bounces, as it bounces and just after it bounces. So Bess has to get his wrist-position right and get the ball off his last finger, hard, and past the vertical, so it comes out straight.

“You mention the unique confluence that was Peter Such,” says Ian Forth. “He once took the most Test wickets in a calendar year for England (1993). This feat is diminished somewhat once you discover the actual number - 16. That’s three less than fellow off-spinner Jim Laker once took in one match. Steve Harmison took 67 in 2004, Beefy 66 in 1978 and Graeme Swann 64 in 2010. But Such is not the post-war nadir! John Snow won with just 14 in 1970 (remarkably the year England won down under), while Neil Foster topped the list with just 12 (twelve, as the teleprinter used to clarify) in 1989.”

In fairness they do play a lot more these days, but my days that 1993 was miserable – the Oval and the Gaffer in Bridgetown apart.

Email!“Why no early start to make up time lost,” says David Griffiths.

I guess because we’re already getting underway at 10 because we don’t get late doors light in Africa, and we can’t start any earlier than that.

“He can only play one way,” he says of De Kock, and that he tried to play a different way in Cape Town and it didn’t work.

He goes on to say that De Kock is a “special, special cricketer” and that Philander “isn’t doing a lot with the ball at the moment, it’s his last series and he needs to do something”. Arf.

Kevin Pietersen wonders if the bowlers are “willing to do the hard yards”. I think we know the answer to that.

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It’s not currently raining in PE, but there’s a chance of showers before play starts, as there is in the first scheduled hour. If South Africa bat sensibly, they’ve a decent chance of going to Joburg all-square.

For reasons which will become immediately apparent I’m going to whisper this in invisible ink, but: might England have the bones of a decent Test side? Our name is Guardian OBO, and we’re hopeless optimistics.

But stick with us. Let’s say that Sibley and Crawley are good – at batting time if nothing else. When Burns comes back, the latter moves to first wicket down; the middle-order is already decent when it’s allowed to be an actual middle-order; and suddenly the batting line-up that has bestowed such consistent hilarity looks a serious proposition.

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Smith tries again to go over mid-wicket but this time he doesn’t get his timing quite right and Iyer takes a very smart diving catch in the deep. A lovely 132-ball 131 from Smith, but Australia could’ve done with him remaining in the middle.

47th over: Australia 273-6 (Smith 131, Agar 3) Bumrah return to the attack with two overs of his allotment remaining. Shame. I could watch this bloke bowl all day. Evidently so could Smith, who waits on a shortish one and edges it through tghe vacant slip cordon for four. He follows it up with a boundary through the covers. After conceding 25 runs from his first eight overs, Bumrah has leaked eight in two balls. Looks like Australia will land somewhere near that 300 mark.

46th over: Australia 261-6 (Smith 121, Agar 3) Saini’s attempted yorker ends up being a low full-toss, inviting Smith to smack him backward of point for four. The shot of the day follows, a six that Smith picks up from outside off, flicks the wrists and sends over the deep mid-wicket fence. Incredible shot. How on earth did he do that? Well, he’s Steve Smith. Sixteen from the over. Better from Australia but might it be too little, too late?

45th over: Australia 245-6 (Smith 106, Agar 2) A good over from Shami so late in the innings, restricting Australia to ones and twos. Just seven from the over and, frankly, they need to do far better than that. Even 10 an over from here still won’t get them to 300.

See below. Turner did indeed edge it!

Wowwwwwww!#Kohli reviewed it successfully!#Saini got his first! Turner departs!
#SteveSmith is still there!#INDvAUS#AUSvIND#INDvsAUS#AUSvsINDpic.twitter.com/IsPRE0rJbR

India launch a review after Turner swings and apparently misses. They’re convinced he got bat on it and send the not-out call upstairs. Turner did indeed hit the ground with his bat, but technology, blessed technology, indicates he also bottom edged the ball en route to the keeper. On your way, son.

44th over: Australia 238-6 (Smith 101)

Smith sends a thick edge down to third-man to register his ninth ODI century and first in three long years. Coming from 117 balls, it’s been a steady knock and now Australia need him to step on the gas. More confused running between the wickets follows, with Smith setting off for a single but Turner knowing little about it. Despite both batsmen being almost at the same end at the same time, there’s enough time for survival.

!!! Steve Smith @stevesmith49 notches up 9th ODI ton off 117 balls. Brilliant knock from the man in form. This is his 3rd century against India. #INDvAUShttps://t.co/PAqt5MQCylpic.twitter.com/ocrDRVLufm

43rd over: Australia 234-5 (Smith 99, Turner 2) Smith is stranded on 99 but also stranded at the non-striker’s end as Turner sees off five successive dot balls from Bumrah. A single off the last ball of the over keeps Turner on strike ... and Smith stranded on 99. And stranded at the non-striker’s end. Aaaagh. The torment! Did I mention that Bumrah is bowling rather well?

Kuldeep returns for his final over and at gets a wicket that his toil, if not his excellence, has deserved. Carey goes for the big shot over cover but it has no hope of clearing the rope, presenting Iyer with a straightforward catch.

42nd over: Australia 233-5 (Smith 99, Turner 1)

41st over: Australia 228-4 (Smith 96, Carey 34) Carey plays all around a straightish one from Shami but the ball misses the inside edge en route to the keeper. No such issues later in the over as the left hander gives himself room and cuts backward of point for four.

40th over: Australia 223-4 (Smith 95, Carey 30) The miserly Bumrah returns in place of Kuldeep. And it’s more of the same from this man, whom India would love to clone. At least it is until his final delivery, short and wide of off-stump, which Carey edges down to third-man for four. Two runs from the first five balls, but six from the over.

39th over: Australia 217-4 (Smith 94, Carey 25) Saini strays down the leg-side, and you just don’t do that to Steve Smith. A boundary to fine-leg takes Smith past 4,000 ODI runs ... and into the 90s.

MILESTONE: Steve Smith has completed 4000 ODI runs!#INDvAUSpic.twitter.com/dR2MGCPAdM

38th over: Australia 210-4 (Smith 89, Carey 24) Sharp running from Carey turns Smith’s punch through the covers into two runs,keeping Smith on strike and paving the way for him to crunch Kuldeep through point for four. Carey ends the over with a slog sweep, getting very little of it at all, and living to fight another day as the ball lands safely.

37th over: Australia 200-4 (Smith 82, Carey 21) Saini on for Bumrah. His first ball back is full, wide of off-stump and is given the required treatment by Carey, who drives through extra cover for four. A short one follows, and it really is too short, inviting Carey to help it on his way to the third-man fence. An update on Shikhar Dhawan: he’s off to the hospital for an x-ray after that mishap in the field early in the game.

36th over: Australia 190-4 (Smith 81, Carey 12) Kuldeep returns for the expired Jadeja. A wrong’un confuses Smith, underscoring how India have applied the shackles here. But Carey breaks them, or at least loosens them, with a sweep over mid-wicket for four.

35th over: Australia 183-4 (Smith 80, Carey 6) Another fine over from Bumrah, who again races through his six deliveries and again proves very hard to get away. An expert display of mixing line, length and pace and always keeping the batsman guessing. That’s six overs now from Bumrah, with an economy rate of 3.0. Nice work.

34th over: Australia 181-4 (Smith 79, Carey 5) Carey reverse sweeps for four before trying the same again, missing despite India’s suspicion that he might have edged it, and Jadeja’s breathless spell comes to an end. And 2-44 is a good return.

33rd over: Australia 176-4 (Smith 78, Carey 1) Bumrah is back. Carey gets off the mark courtesy of an another overthrow from a direct hit. Three from the over.

Another one . Starc ! Don't ever try to mess with Sir Jadeja. #INDvsAUS#INDvAUSpic.twitter.com/3ZKWWOxXEb

Just like London buses, we wait forever for a wicket and then two come at once. Starc, elevated to wield the willow, does what is asked of him but picks out a fielder in the deep. A double-wicket maiden for Jadeja. Not bad at all.

32nd over: Australia 173-4 (Smith 77)

A very timely breakthrough for India as Labuschagne tries to press the matter but picks out Kohli, who takes a ripper of a catch low down at extra cover. Australia’s 127-run stand for the third wicket comes to an end.

Australia continue their period of consolidation and compilation, trading in ones and twos, but Labuschagne decides to notch his maiden ODI fifty in style, working Shami through mid-wicket for four. The Australia star is going at slightly worse than a run-a-ball and looks in good nick.

31st over: Australia 173-2 (Smith 77, Labuschagne 54)

30th over: Australia 165-2 (Smith 75, Labuschagne 48) Smith works Jadeja around the ground for ones and twos, Kohli helping the cause by taking an unnecessary shy at the stumps - which finds its target - but runs away for an overthrow.

29th over: Australia 158-2 (Smith 69, Labuschagne 47) Shami back in the attack now. His opening contribution brought a wicket but was expensive also. These two batsmen, well set now, will like the ball coming onto the bat. Labuschagne goes for it, eyeing the fence over mid-wicket, but mistimes his shot and gains only a single. Three from the over. A good return from Shami.

28th over: Australia 155-2 (Smith 67, Labuschagne 46) Sorry, was getting all wistful about Kylie and Jason and pretty much missed this over. Well, Jadeja does rip through them. Even moreso when all it produces is four nurdled singles.

27th over: Australia 151-2 (Smith 65, Labuschagne 44) Ooooh, Smith is one lucky customer! Charging down the pitch to Kuldeep, his expansive swat misses by miles and India look on, aghast, as the ball deflects off his leg and just wide of off-stump. It all happened too fast for Rahul, who could get nowhere near the ball. If he gloved it, a stumping was his. Four leg-byes is the net result. Lucky, lucky, lucky, Smith should be so lucky.

26th over: Australia 144-2 (Smith 64, Labuschagne 42) Jadeja continues, much to the liking of our reader in the post below. Smith has removed the helmet and is donning a bright yellow cap. Reminds me of Sir Viv Richards, in the loosest of loose ways. Four from the over.

25th over: Australia 140-2 (Smith 62, Labuschagne 40) Labuschagne sweeps but what should have been one run becomes two thanks to a fumble in the deep. Halfway through now. Are Australia on for 300-plus? Methinks so.

Here’sAbhijato Sensarma, who has a few good words to say about Jadeja: “Jadeja is one of the best players in the world, yet till recently even his own team neglected him. He’s always been a streetsmart bowler and an epic fielder. The recent increase in productivity with the willow has re-established his worth as a premium all-rounder. This Indian ODI side always lacked quality batting in the lower order, but this changes with Jadeja’s inclusion - it gives the top three much needed breathing room to play with more freedom. He needs to be in the playing eleven for a long time, he offers too much to be left out!”

24th over: Australia 134-2 (Smith 60, Labuschagne 36) This outfield, I tells ya, is greased lightning. Smith’s deft late cut off Jadeja is delicately hit, no more, but timed so well that is careers away to the third-man fence. Tell me more, tell me more ...

Smith registers his fifty with a boundary to third man. Not his most convincing shot, but a boundary nonetheless. Smith’s 25th ODI fifty consumed 63 balls. Now to capitalise and cash in, especially after his role in Finch’s run-out. Labuschagne gets involved later in the over, clipping Saini past square for four.

23rd over: Australia 126-2 (Smith 54, Labuschagne 34)

Another ODI fifty for Steve Smith in series decider vs India. #INDvAUSpic.twitter.com/dLK8Gor9jB

22nd over: Australia 117-2 (Smith 49, Labuschagne 30) Jadeja’s doing a nice job at limiting the run-rate. He’s straight and neither full nor short, meaning both batsmen are finding it hard to get the spinner away.

21st over: Australia 114-2 (Smith 48, Labuschagne 28) Saini returns to the attack as Kuldeep is given a breather. Tandem spin worked OK for India, but didn’t bring a breakthrough. And that is what they need now. Three runs from the over, including a hurriedly run single. These two, thankfully for Australia, are on the same page between the uprights.

20th over: Australia 111-2 (Smith 46, Labuschagne 27) Some good turn for Jadeja, who succeeds in finding Smith’s outside edge. The result, however, isn’t to India’s liking, with slip beaten and the ball rolling away for four. Another edge ends the over but Labuschagne has enough downward pressure on the shot as Rohit collects the ball on the bounce at slip.

19th over: Australia 104-2 (Smith 40, Labuschagne 26) Kuldeep again, a lot straighter this time. Smith shuffles across his crease and is lucky - or just extremely good - that he gets bat on ball. Miss that and he is plumb.

18th over: Australia 100-2 (Smith 38, Labuschagne 24) Four runs from Jadeja’s second over - a good start from him - with a single taking Australia into triple figures. Smith and his mate are starting to look rather comfortable out there.

17th over: Australia 96-2 (Smith 36, Labuschagne 22) You don’t need pace on the ball when you get a delectable half-volley, and Smith fills his boots by driving Kuldeep down the ground for four. Shreyas made good ground to get his body to the ball, but it was travelling so fast that it ricochets off his thigh and to the fence. Labuschagne then gets involved, sweeping with intent for four. That’s the fifty partnership for these two.

16th over: Australia 85-2 (Smith 31, Labuschagne 17) Possibly spin from both ends now as Jadeja replaces Bumrah. Both batsmen are watchful and can do little with the pace off the ball, adding just two runs to the total. It’s frightfully hard to say who’s on top here: another wicket and it’s India, 20 more runs for these two and it’s Australia.

15th over: Australia 83-2 (Smith 30, Labuschagne 16) Kuldeep keeps it tight, enticing an edge onto the pads of Smith before Pandey fields brilliantly at extra cover to deny Smith a boundary and cap a good over for India.

14th over: Australia 80-2 (Smith 29, Labuschagne 14) Bumrah returns to the fray and to good effect at that, keeping Australia to two singles and Labuschagne in two minds angling into the right hander off a good length. Smith looks in good touch. He’ll be set for a big one after running out Finch.

Scenes when Steve Smith will be returning to the dressing room #INDvAUS#INDvsAUS Finch pic.twitter.com/PPR5LMiqC6

13th over: Australia 78-2 (Smith 28, Labuschagne 13) Labuschagne does little more than nudge Kuldeep through the covers, but this outfield is like ice and the shot somehow has enough on it to find the rope. A wide follows - shrouded by a laughable appeal for caught behind - and this is another good over for the tourists.

12th over: Australia 69-2 (Smith 26, Labuschagne 7) Saini continues, straying ever so slightly onto Smith’s pads and being clipped backward of square for four. The paceman’s line doesn’t improve much, ending the over with more leg-side drivel that is glanced for four more.

11th over: Australia 61-2 (Smith 18, Labuschagne 7) India go for spin. Kuldeep makes a solid start with a slip in place, restricting Australia to ones and twos.

10th over: Australia 56-2 (Smith 14, Labuschagne 6) A good over from Saini is spoiled on the last delivery by Labuschagne, who punches a half volley through the covers for four. The first power play is over. Advantage India.

Here’s that run-out. Doesn’t look good for Australia, no matter which way you look at it.

#INDvAUSpic.twitter.com/cFfUbpdz8x

DRS Review! Saini traps Labushchagne on his crease, right in front, but the appeal falls on deaf ears. India like this one and send the decision upstairs. Yes, the ball is clipping the top of middle, but it’s the umpire’s call that matters in this instance. Not out!

Oh. My. Lord. Mass confusion between the wickets - well, at first glace it looks like Smith has run out his skipper - as Smith nurdles one to backward point, Finch calls yes, Smith doesn’t want a bar of it, Finch keeps running, Smith dives back in his crease ... all of which leaves Finch to make the long, inevitably futile, rush back to the non-striker’s end. He’s out by metres. And he is not happy.

9th over: Australia 50-2 (Smith 14, Labuschagne 0)

8th over: Australia 41-1 (Finch 19, Smith 6) Nice fielding from Kuldeep, whose lunging left hand turns Smith’s on-drive from a certain boundary into a single. Two from the over.

Here’s that Finch six. Remarkable shot. Hand-eye coordination in living colour.

A confident shot for six from the captain!

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7th over: Australia 39-1 (Finch 18, Smith 5) Speaking of Shami, as we have been, he returns to the attack in place of Bumrah. Smith shuffles across his crease, as is his wont, giving himself more room for a leg glance, and is struck on the pads. A fair shout for leg before follows but is turned down. India consider reviewing it, but think better, likely thinking the ball was going over. The first six of the game follows, Finch clearing the long-off fence with what can only be described as a full-blooded whack. Good over for Australia.

6th over: Australia 28-1 (Finch 9, Smith 5) An early change with Saini on for the man with a ‘1’ in the wicket column. And he hits the spot straight away, giving Finch plenty to think about with his movement off the seam.

Speaking of Shami, here’s his removal of Warner.

A dream start for #TeamIndia as @MdShami11 gets rid of @davidwarner31! #BattleOfEquals#INDvAUSpic.twitter.com/7K5pOFSv76

5th over: Australia 27-1 (Finch 8, Smith 5) Shikhar is nursing his left shoulder after diving to save a run in the covers. And it’s bad enough for him to go off and have it looked at. Watch this space. A better over from Bumrah - and importantly no wides.

Here’s Nuggehalli Nigam: “I think Kumble had a longer run up than Bumrah. Bumrah is a freak of nature, but a damn effective one.”

4th over: Australia 26-1 (Finch 7, Smith 5) Precisely the breakthrough, and the scalp, India wanted. But enter Smith, who opens his account with a pulled boundary and enter more errant bowling, with Shami delivering another wide.

Yep, there’s something in the air tonight - well, movement in the air at least - and Warner is livid with himself after offering his willow to Shami and edging behind. In truth, it was a great delivery and Warner’s shot was tepid, unsure and his footwork non-existent.

3rd over: Australia 18-0 (Warner 3, Finch 6) OK, did I miss the memo about starting overs with leg-side wides? Bumrah does precisely that, again, meaning each over has commenced this way. That triviality aside, Bumrah is having a torrid time controlling his line this over: that initial wide was followed immediately by another down the off-side and then another, back down leg, two balls later that raced all the way to the fence.

Runs by the Aussie batsmen: 9
Extras given by the Indian bowlers: 9
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2nd over: Australia 10-0 (Warner 2, Finch 6) Not to be outdone, Shami also begins his spell with a leg-side wide. Next ball he overpitches to Finch and pays the price, the right hander driving exquisitely past mid-on for four. Singles follow, underlining how good these two are at rotating the strike. And ones and ones means fewer dot balls. Heard a lot about dot balls in the build-up to this game.

1st over: Australia 3-0 (Warner 1, Finch 1) Bumrah, off that wonderfully short run-up, starts with a leg-side wide. But thereafter there is no shortage of movement in the air and both batsmen struggle to find the middle, or indeed adapt to the pace of the pitch in the early stages. The pick of the over is a jaffer that beats the outside edge of Finch’s bat. Good start from the India quick.

Not long now...

Pumped up for the decider?#INDvAUS | https://t.co/ECkYWX3Mmhpic.twitter.com/7csW8bENuu

India will be brimming with confidence after their triumph is the second ODI, but Australia will not be wanting for self-belief. They have won nine of their past 10 ODIs in Asia and hold a slender edge against India in India in this format. And that is not to be sneezed at. It goes without saying, but I’ll say it anyway: Finch and Warner will be looking for a big opening stand. And, yes, the sky is blue.

The pitch, as predicted, does look an absolute belter.

Reports that his pitch is a road for tonight's ODI between India and Australia.

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And here are the teams in full.

Hazlewood comes in for Kane Richardson.

IND XI: Dhawan, Rohit, Kohli, Iyer, KL Rahul, Pandey, Jadeja, Kuldeep, Saini, Shami, Bumrah

AUS XI: Finch, Warner, Labuschagne, Smith, Carey, Turner, Agar, Cummins, Starc, Hazlewood, Zampa#INDvAUSpic.twitter.com/OhUSCEGe3c

“It looks like a bloody good wicket. We feel like we can put a good total on the board. We feel it will play well for 100 overs,” said Australia captain Aaron Finch.

Another lost toss for Virat Kohli! Whatever happened to the law of averages?

IND v AUS, 3rd ODI: win the toss and chose to bat first at Bengaluru!#INDvAUSpic.twitter.com/YtZXQn0D2O

Hello and welcome to the third, final and deciding ODI between India and Australia at the M Chinnaswamy Stadium in Bengaluru. This brief series has produced a plethora of quality cricket, most notably with the bat, and on a pitch that traditionally favours those who hold the willow, we should expect lots of runs today. It’s expected that Australia will field an unchanged XI but there are injury concerns for India with Rohit Sharma and Shikhar Dhawan under a cloud. Teams and toss will be soon. Looking forward to this one. Please get in touch by Email or by tweeting @scott_heinrich.

Warm-ups taking place...

Toss is only a matter of minutes away.#INDvAUS scores: https://t.co/GNvxlaxP32pic.twitter.com/hH9hDsjfvv

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England thrash South Africa in third Test: day five – as it happened

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South Africa piled on a crackerjack 99 for the final wicket but England finally broke through to win by an innings and 53 runs

And with that, I’m done. The fourth and final Test starts on Friday. Here’s the report on the conclusion of this one again. Bye!

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Chris Silverwood also has a chat:

To see it all come together is superb really. Ollie coming through, getting his maiden Test century, Bess with his first Test five-for, to see them all contributing, the feeling in the camp is superb. They bring real energy. You think back to when you were young, full of energy, full of life, and they’re bringing that to the dressing-room. One thing I’ve asked them to do, is on the field they’re being busy, throwing themselves around, and I think that sort of energy drags everybody else with them. It helps you’ve got Woody up there as well, full of energy, full of life, and he’s infectious is Woody. To see him bowling with pace and with a big smile on his face was super.

My temptation [with Pope] is to leave him where he is, let him find his feet, get a few more runs under his belt, make sure that he truly feels he belongs here, and I don’t think it will take him too long to do that, and then we can assess again. But I think for the moment, leave him where he is.

Vic Marks’ report has landed, and here it is.

The victory was so easy, despite a cheerful, preposterous last wicket partnership of 99, that it becomes hard to assess. At Cape Town England had to graft, dig deep and snatch every chance to win. Here they dropped half a dozen chances, with Ben Stokes the unlikely yet most regular culprit – though he does stick himself wherever he thinks the ball will go – and still they won by an innings and 53 runs.

The mopping-up operation on a breezy day was clumsy but not too stressful, partly because the sun deigned to make an appearance again. Joe Root opened with Stuart Broad, who for the second morning in a row dismissed Vernon Philander in his first over, with Ollie Pope taking his sixth catch of the match. Root himself decided to partner Stuart Broad at the start, which made sense given his success on Sunday, though it was surprising and ultimately embarrassing that he should bowl unchanged for 80 minutes without success. His last over yielded 28 runs (including four byes); it also removed the smile from Root’s face and equalled the most expensive one delivered in Test cricket.

Related: England thrash South Africa by an innings and 53 runs to take 2-1 lead

Joe Root has another chat, this time with Sky:

It’s nice for us all to be well and healthy at the moment. The way we’ve played since then, the way we’ve adapted to the different surfaces and really stuck to our methods, I think this game has been a brilliant template for us moving forwards. Big first innings runs, a big partnership in there, and then really driving the game from there. I couldn’t be more proud of the group and for young lads to be stepping up yet again is [Sky’s feed falters, insert your own positive adjective here].

I think more than anything, they’re very willing to listen and to learn. Not that the other guys aren’t, but they haven’t seen any other way, if you like. We’ve got a very clear direction of how we want to take the team forward. The guys have come in and they’ve responded really well to that and we’re now starting to see results, and when you start to see results it starts hammering home the message.

Ollie Pope is the man of the match. He spends much of his interview talking about someone else:

It was an amazing feeling, but it wouldn’t have counted for much if we didn’t win the game. That’s the most important thing. So to get over the line this morning is an even better feeling. To bat with Stokesy is a privilege. He just keeps getting better. To see how he goes about building his innings and the tempo he plays at, it’s awesome to watch and I was in a pretty good seat to watch another special innings from him.

Joe Root is much chirpier:

I think it’s a great template for how we want to play our cricket moving forward: big first innings score and then drive the game from there. I thought Ollie batted brilliantly with Stokesy, a brilliant partnership that really put us in a commanding position. And then the way Bessy bowled was fantastic that first innings, and from that point on we always thought we were in control of it. Throughout this series we’ve had four guys under 25 making five-fors or hundreds, which is a great place to be. We want to continue to provide an environment where that becomes possible, and keep giving those guys confidence. When guys are really stepping up to the plate, especially at a young age, and showing they can perform at this level, that’s going to fill everyone with a huge amount of confidence.

Faf du Plessis has a chat:

Obviously we knew the toss was going to play a role. But we did a job with the ball, controlled the run rate really well once again. I think so far this series our bowlers have kept a lid on their batting line-up. And then England played some really good cricket. They showed application, through Pope and Stokes, and then you lay a platform for guys to come in and just play freely. 500 on the board, you need to make sure you put on a fight and a big total to compete for the rest of the game, and we didn’t do that. We batted poorly in the first innings, we didn’t play Bess very well. Obviously he bowled really well but I felt we could have played him a bit better.

I’ve heard the rumours of a possible retirement. I’ve been pretty consistent with my message, that the T20 World Cup is the timeframe I’m looking for. There’s not a lot of Test cricket from the remainder of the year. For me it’s important as captain that we keep driving forward and applying ourselves to win [the next] Test match. And then after that it’s two Tests in the West Indies and that’s it for Test cricket. From a performance point of view, yes, me and the team are feeling the pressure of not performing to the standard that we should, but we’ll keep fighting.

Today, it turned ugly. Root bowled himself a bit too long, in search of a statistic. Nobody bowled well at the final pair. The match never threatened to even vaguely match the drama we enjoyed at Cape Town. But it’s still been an excellent Test victory, plump with positives. Here’s a quick report, with Vic Marks’ version to follow in short order:

Related: England thrash South Africa by an innings and 53 runs to take 2-1 lead

88.5 overs: South Africa 237 all out (Paterson 39) And so it ends. England didn’t have to bowl at the stumps in the end, though it couldn’t have hurt. They take a 2-1 lead in the series after what remains, despite this morning’s lower-order fight-back, a pretty savage thumping, with the fourth and final Test starting at Johannesburg in four days’ time.

That’s fine fielding, and very ordinary running. Curran collects at mid-on and his shy at the bowler’s end flicks one stump, sends a bail spinning, and catches Maharaj a good yard short!

88th over: South Africa 237-9 (Maharaj 71, Paterson 39) England don’t seem at all keen on bowling towards the actual stumps, allowing this final pair a lot of untroubled bat-swinging. Three more boundaries here, and South Africa now trail by 53. “England have lost the plot here,” says Nasser Hussain on Sky. Buttler seems pretty sure that Paterson nicked Curran’s fifth delivery, and there was definitely a sound there, but nobody else, least of all the umpire, seems to have heard it, there was nothing to see, and England are fresh out of reviews.

“In answer to Steve Hudson’s question, I’m panicking now,” writes Richard O’Hagan. “I can easily see this pair slogging it out until lunchtime, followed by the heavens opening and there being no play for the rest of the day.” It should remain dry for another few hours at least.

87th over: South Africa 225-9 (Maharaj 71, Paterson 27) Just the one boundary here, and one near-miss, Maharaj mistiming a pull that drops just short of Pope at midwicket. “It was suggested yesterday that for Root to take a five-for would damage Dom Bess’s confidence by undermining his achievement, a part time bowler matching his figures,” writes Thomas Atkins. “So good on the skipper for making the decision to bowl an over of abject filth, getting carted to all parts, to restore the spirits of his young teammate. 4D chess, I tell you.”

86th over: South Africa 220-9 (Maharaj 67, Paterson 26) Dropped! Kind of! Maharaj hits high into the air and Bess runs back at mid-off, makes a desperate last-second dive and still can’t get a hand on it! The next is just flicked over midwicket for six, and the one after that goes past mid-off for four. Then four more, flicked off the hip. These two are going down all guns blazing, and England’s lead is down to 70. “So, at what point should we start to panic about this?” asks Steve Hudson.

85th over: South Africa 204-9 (Maharaj 51, Paterson 26) Wood comes on. Paterson keeps stepping back to give himself room to work the ball into the off side, but then failing to put bat on ball with his extravagant swings, and Wood doesn’t threaten the stumps. Maiden.

84th over: South Africa 204-9 (Maharaj 51, Paterson 26) Curran replaces Root, and South Africa’s final pair keeps swinging. England could have ended it here, as Paterson launched himself on a second run while Maharaj stood still and got caught in no-man’s land, but the throw isn’t firm enough and when it arrives it’s poorly handled.

England’s lead is now 86, or just 3.1 Root Over 82s.

83rd over: South Africa 195-9 (Maharaj 51, Paterson 21) Maharaj reaches his half-century with a sweep for four. That last Root over was the joint most expensive in the history of Test cricket. Time for a change, captain?

Most runs off an over in Test cricket

28 B Lara (466444) off R Peterson Joburg 2003/04
28 G Bailey (462466) off J Anderson Perth 2013/14
28 K Maharaj (444664b) off J Root Port Elizabeth 2019/20
27 S Afridi (666621) off Harbhajan Lahore 2005/06#SAvENG

82nd over: South Africa 190-9 (Maharaj 46, Paterson 17) Carnage! Root starts his 29th over with a full toss, which Maharaj slaps away to square leg for four. Then the next goes super-fine, a bit super-finer than was intended, for four more, and the one after that Maharaj tries the same shot and gets it right, for another. Root changes angle, and Maharaj despots the next into the stands! And the one after that! Four byes to end the over, which Maharaj started on an 81-ball 22, and ended on an 87-ball 46! 14.7% of South Africa’s total came in that over!

81st over: South Africa 162-9 (Maharaj 22, Paterson 17) That’s a fine shot from Paterson, who leans back and smears through the covers for four.

80th over: South Africa 156-9 (Maharaj 22, Paterson 11) Of course I was wrong, Root still had this over to bowl with the old ball. His last delivery of the over heads down leg, spins a little further down leg, flicks off Buttler’s gloves and runs away for four byes. England take the new ball immediately, and give it straight to Bess!

79th over: South Africa 149-9 (Maharaj 21, Paterson 9) Paterson leans back and works the ball to backward point. Rood sprints after it, dives, and scoops it away from the rope with an inch to spare, which is a commendably honest effort given that England, 144 ahead at that stage with just one wicket still to take, hardly needed to be overly concerned with the odd run here and there.

78th over: South Africa 145-9 (Maharaj 20, Paterson 6) A single off the second for Maharaj gives Root four balls against the new man, but Paterson looks entirely untroubled. He proves this by smacking the last straight down the ground for four! That’s Root’s last over with this ball, and it’s followed by some drinks.

77th over: South Africa 138-9 (Maharaj 19, Paterson 0) Bess has a go. Slip, leg slip, silly point, short leg. Three dots, and then the wicket. His first ball to Paterson sounds like it hits bat as well as pad, but it lands safe. England are one wicket away now. “Root is going to insist on bowling with the new ball, isn’t he?” asks Bob O’Hara. It may not get that far.

Again a change of bowling brings instant reward! Good ball that, which skids through the gate and takes out middle stump!

76th over: South Africa 138-8 (Maharaj 19, Nortje 5) Root’s 26th over of the innings. He clusters fielders around the bat, but Maharaj doesn’t give them any exercise.

75th over: South Africa 137-8 (Maharaj 19, Nortje 4) Cowabunga! Wood opens the over with a vicious bouncer that rears into Maharaj, who does well to get out of the way. Having done so, he then gets four through point. Then one rears up and flies off the shoulder of the bat but loops wide of silly point and safely to turf!

74th over: South Africa 133-8 (Maharaj 15, Nortje 4) Just five overs now before the new ball becomes available, and England will surely take it pretty swiftly. Root’s five-for needs to be nailed in short order, if it is to happen. It certainly doesn’t happen here, and Nortje gets four off the last, tickled down the leg side.

73rd over: South Africa 128-8 (Maharaj 15, Nortje 0) Wood also switches angle, moving round the wicket mid-over. On Sky, the commentary team spend most of the over lauding Wood’s character. In 20 years’ time, when his sporting achievements are but a distant memory, he can play that to prospective employers/spouses.

72nd over: South Africa 128-8 (Maharaj 15, Nortje 0) Root bowls over the wicket to Maharaj, having decided that the angle that brought such success yesterday isn’t cutting much morning mustard. “I’m with Brian Withington,” writes Guy Hornsby. “Those of us of a certain age know that only a fool predicts England Test results but this shelling seems aeons away from the first Test. Pope is obviously a huge bonus, as is Bess, but whatever they’ve had for breakfast, I’m in.”

71st over: South Africa 128-8 (Maharaj 15, Nortje 0) As Broad said this morning, “it’s one of those pitches that will offer something every few overs if you put the ball in the right areas”. Maharaj and Rabada look pretty comfortable for a few overs, and then that. Presumably it slowed off the surface, because Rabada had pretty much finished his shot by the time the ball turned up.

Wood replaces Broad, and strikes first ball! Rabada chips the ball limply to mid-on, where Broad runs in to take the most straightforward of catches!

70th over: South Africa 128-7 (Maharaj 15, Rabada 16) Four more, as Maharaj tonks Root over mid-on, where the fielder watches it sail way over his head on the way to the boundary. And then another boundary, as he works it to backward point where there is no fielder to stop it rolling away.

69th over: South Africa 120-7 (Maharaj 7, Rabada 16) Another lovely shot from Rabada, who drives to the long-on boundary for four. Meanwhile the sun is back out in Port Elizabeth, and it’s blue skies ahead (though windy enough for that to change pretty swiftly).

68th over: South Africa 115-7 (Maharaj 6, Rabada 12) Another maiden, that Rabada six being the only scoring shot in the last four overs. This is a fine stat:

Pope also the 10th England non-wicketkeeper to take six catches in a Test. Stokes was the 9th, in Cape Town. Jennings the 8th, in Colombo, Nov 2018. Seven instances in 141 years before then. (Cook, Hick, Lamb, Greig, Cowdrey, Woolley, Shrewsbury).https://t.co/nSiiAq5c9X

67th over: South Africa 115-7 (Maharaj 6, Rabada 12) Maharaj seems pretty untroubled by whatever Broad can throw at him, at least until the last, which stays low but passes safely under his bat and well wide of the stumps. “Whatever happened to the tour from hell?” wonders Brian Withington. “Whiplash-inducing change in fortune and narrative for the red ball team - how long before canny all-rounder Joe Root is pronounced best ever captain? Rejoice and pass the smelling salts!”

66th over: South Africa 115-7 (Maharaj 6, Rabada 12) Bingo! Rabada smashes Root high over long off for six!

65th over: South Africa 109-7 (Maharaj 6, Rabada 6) A maiden over from Broad to Maharaj. There were two slips in place this time, but they see no action.

64th over: South Africa 109-7 (Maharaj 6, Rabada 6) Root is indeed bowling himself, and there’s a drop as the ball is edged to the left of Sibley at second slip and he can’t react in time to collect.

63rd over: South Africa 106-7 (Maharaj 5, Rabada 4) The third ball brings the first wicket of the day, and the last the first boundary. It’s off Rabada’s outside edge, but there’s only one slip in place and it goes wide of him and runs away.

And so it begins! Well, continues! Philander gets a thick edge onto his front pad, and the ball loops up to Pope, who takes it diving forwards!

Right then. The players are out and ready for action. Stuart Broad has the ball in his hands. Let’s (watch other people) do this!

England are 18 overs away from a new ball. Root will probably bowl a few of those, in search of his five-for. Perhaps they’ll give Wood two or three overs at the start of the day, before wrapping him up until they get a look at a fresh cherry. “A fine crisp day today in the UK,” writes John Starbuck. “Let’s see if we can crunch our way through the Saffies again, eh? Not often one gets to write that kind of sentence, either.”

Stuart Broad has been interviewed by Sky this morning, in blazing sunshine.

It’s one of those pitches that will offer something every few overs if you put the ball in the right areas. It was a brilliant toss to win. It’s one of those pitches where if you don’t win the toss you can’t win the game. But for us to get nearly 500 runs and the young players in the team do a lot of the work and stamp their authority on Test cricket is probably the highlight of our trip. There’s a huge amount of talent. We know it can take a bit of time to settle in to Test cricket. The great thing about the young players that I see at the moment is how quickly they’re learning, how quickly they want to learn. It’s great for me, walking into the changing room each day and everyone’s buzzing to be here. It’s a great environment to be in at the moment.

Sky’s broadcast commences, with confirmation that it is, for now, cloudy, breezy and dry. Then Nasser Hussain lays into South Africa’s lamentable performance against England’s spin yesterday.

Weather update: it looks like we should have a dry morning, at the very least, but would be lucky to have an entirely dry day.

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Zak Crawley and Dom Sibley became the first England openers to post a century stand in over three years but South Africa fought back

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The last word, for now, goes to Geoff Wignall. “I take your points about Stokes [16:24],” he says, striking a welcome note of conciliation, “but if he didn’t want the four-run freebie or to take advantage of an umpiring error he could have chosen to leave/block the next ball. And I’m sure there are and have been plenty of sportsfolk every bit as competitive without the loutishness.”

Time for bed, said Zebedee.

“Come on,” says Chris Bull. “Let’s at least wait until we have the full facts before we decide to spout forth on this incident. Firstly, what on earth did this ‘fan’ say to Stokes, if anything. Was it abusive? If it was, then one could have sympathy. I don’t personally agree with the idea that professional sportsman are fair game to be personally abused by ‘paying spectators’.

“People talking about lengthy bans really need to get a grip. And Geoff Wignall [16:24] clearly has some metaphorical myopia when it comes to Stokes. He did absolutely nothing unsporting in the WC final, how on earth could anyone think that is fair comment.”

The Stokes story is being covered from the Wanderers by my colleague Chris Stocks.

Play, by the way, has been called off. The day ends with honours just about even, but South Africa, I suspect, the happier of the two camps, and eyeing a win that would save face as well as the series.

Ollie Pope is in such good form that he could take it away from them tomorrow, as he did at the same stage of the last Test, and a fellow called Root could get a few too. But England are always breakable, as they’ve shown yet again this evening, and the pitch is offering bounce and movement to bowlers who can summon some intensity. Ben Stokes will probably take a five-for. Thanks for your company, your trenchant views and your fine turn of phrase.

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Time for some light relief. “Just to clarify,” says Rory Dollard on Twitter, “some of Ben Stokes’ best friends wear glasses. Ask Jack Leach.”

A tough line on Stokes from one of our regulars.“I appreciate this is probably a minority view,” says Geoff Wignall, “but I’m hoping fervently that Stokes is in line for a lengthy ban. As a fully fledged member of the Ben Stokes Not a Fan Club, I don’t much care how talented he is or how hard he works at his game. Street brawls and an absence of sportsmanship (as per the WC final) are bad enough but for me he should never have been near the England team after his social media abuse of a vulnerable, disabled teenager. His essential loutishness had been too well demonstrated over an extended period.”

Loutish, at times, yes. And no excuse for abuse of anyone. But was he unsporting in the World Cup final? I thought he tried not to take that four-run freebie. And I’m not sure it’s fair to discount his talent or his drive. They’re part of the package and with Stokes, even more than the average sportsman, you see a blur between his strengths and his weaknesses. The fire in the belly is apt to flare up into a blaze of fury.

Ben Stokes is trending on Twitter.“Stokes should know that language like that is bad,” says Cosmos. “These days you simply cannot mock the myopic.”

Ah, shame. They’re off for the light, which doesn’t seem all that bad, but then it’s hard to tell on the telly. That may well be that for the day. If so, it’s been a day of two sessions, and two halves: the afternoon belonged to England, the evening to South Africa. For the first time in a decade (thanks for the stat, Michael Anderson), England started their first innings with a hundred partnership; for the umpteenth time in any period you choose to mention, they collapsed. And Ben Stokes, so often the hero in the past year, may have become the villain after using some seriously bad language to a spectator.

54th over: England 192-4 (Root 25, Pope 22) Pope cracks Philander square, and only gets a single for it. He’s been so positive, riding the wave of his good form.

Here’s more on that moment with Stokes, from the eagle-eared Mike Lyle, who heard Stokes “arguing with a fan” as he left the field. “He had barely stepped over the boundary rope when he said, ‘Come and say that that to me outside the ground, you fucking four-eyed cunt!’” Wow. If that is confirmed, it’s bad.

53rd over: England 191-4 (Root 25, Pope 21) Root plays a cover push for a single which wouldn’t be worth describing if it were not the 500,000th run for England in Tests, a first for any country. It’s only taken them 143 years. Things get more interesting later in the over as Hendricks bowls a gem of a bouncer to Pope, jagging in and following him as he tries to sway out of the way. He ends up on his back, but smiling.

52nd over: England 185-4 (Root 24, Pope 16) A single to each batsman off Philander, which may sound comfortable enough – except that Root’s comes off an inside edge into his groin. It’s been a bad day for the most sensitive part of a man’s anatomy.

51st over: England 183-4 (Root 23, Pope 15) A few more singles. The commentators are chuntering because there are inviting gaps in the infield – the South African strategy feels like neither one thing nor the other, neither attacking nor defending. Still, it’s worked a treat since tea.

“Re: Hubert O’Hearn’s query (over 47),” says Jon Taylor, “all Test sides are prone to batting collapses, the difference is the terminology. When England collapse, we refer to it as ‘an embarrassing capitulation’. When our opponents collapse, we call it ‘an unplayable spell from Stuart Broad’.” Ha.

50th over: England 180-4 (Root 22, Pope 13) Philander returns, to be treated with due respect by Pope, who picks up a single with a cut.

“I just switched onto the Sky coverage,” says Thomas Atkins. “Did I just see them accidentally playing and rewinding Stokes going up the tunnel and someone saying a very, very bad word indeed?” I suspect you did. I was a bit busy cursing myself as we’ve been having some technical troubles too.

49th over: England 179-4 (Root 22, Pope 12) Root picks up a one and a two off Paterson. There are still, in theory, 16 overs to go tonight, which means we may well be going through to 6.30pm, or 4.30 in the UK.

“Oh Kim!” says Brian Withington (38th and 44th overs). “... Make that a howl of impending existential despair!”

48th over: England 175-4 (Root 19, Pope 11) Pope shows his class with a dreamy straight drive for four off Nortje, followed by a merely commanding cover drive for two. If you didn’t know, you might think it was Pope, not Root, who had just reached 7500 runs in Tests.

47th over: England 167-4 (Root 18, Pope 5) Root plays a front-foot pull, which might alarm Silverwood, but shows confidence in himself and the pitch, and gets him four.

“Only been following cricket about a year,” says Hubert O’Hearn on Twitter, “so this is honest, not trolling. Are England collapses, um, normal among Test sides? It’s like some strange vibration goes through them and cool, pro athletes all spasm. Like football’s Phil Jones.” Ha, yes. And like the man who was once the next Duncan Edwards, they do quite a lot of things very well in between.

46th over: England 161-4 (Root 13, Pope 4) Ollie Pope, England’s new star, begins with some nice crisp leaves and then cashes in with a tuck through midwicket. That at least makes sure that not every batsman has made fewer than the one before, but the stark fact remains that, from Sibley to Stokes, England lost four wickets for 50 in 12.3 overs.

Stokes slashes at a full fast ball from Nortje, angled across him, and van der Dussen takes another cool calm catch. Ladies and gentlemen, out of nowhere, we have a good old England collapse.

45th over: England 157-3 (Root 13, Stokes 2) Stokes, also watchful, blocks a few from Paterson before taking a single, which is his 1000th run against South Africa – a quarter of them in one innings.

44th over: England 156-3 (Root 13, Stokes 1) Root, who’s been watchful, tries to get out of the way of a snorter from Nortje and ends up edging it for four. That was the opposite of playing-and-missing: leaving-and-hitting.

“I see Kim Thonger’s faux pessimism,” says Brian Withington, “and raise him a nervous chuckle.”

43rd over: England 152-3 (Root 9, Stokes 1) I wonder if Denly, seeing Crawley and Sibley do so well, decided that the blocker he’s been for the past year was suddenly no longer needed. He ended up playing the sort of top-three innings Trevor Bayliss believed in and Chris Silverwood doesn’t.

Gone! Third time unlucky for Denly as he fences at a good ball from Paterson and gives a straightforward catch to first slip. He finishes with a very typical Denly score, made in a very untypical way.

42nd over: England 149-2 (Denly 27, Root 7) Another stroke of luck for Denly, who goes back to Nortje when he should be forward and gets away with a squirt through the vacant third slip. He then pulls, expansively, and is dropped again – this time at midwicket, a hard chance that leaves Dwaine Pretorius nursing a sore finger.

41st over: England 142-2 (Denly 21, Root 6) Denly clearly has a plane to catch. He cover-drives Paterson for four, glides for two, then inside-edges for four more. His strike rate today is 72 per hundred balls, as against 39 in the rest of his Test career.

40th over: England 131-2 (Denly 10, Root 6) Undeterred, Denly cracks Philander for four off the back foot, then takes a single to slip into double figures, as he has done every time he’s batted in this series. Michael Holding has some advice for the bowlers: “Get him coming forward – he’s a lot more uncertain.”

39th over: England 125-2 (Denly 5, Root 5) That said, it’s good to see Denly going for his shots. He’s going to keep getting out for 30 if he just comes to the party as a stone wall.

Denly, facing Paterson, goes for another ambitious square drive, off the front foot this time, and Malan at point makes a great attempt to cling on, diving to his right.

38th over: England 122-2 (Denly 4, Root 3) Better from Denly, who waits for the top of the bounce, off Philander, and plays a handsome back-foot drive for three.

“Would you regard me as overconfident,” asks Kim Thonger, “if I say I think that England have a decent chance of getting to 200 before they are all out?” The experts at Sporting Index have England down for something in the 380s. They could do with a Thonger.

37th over: England 118-2 (Denly 1, Root 2) Denly, who always looks such a natural strokeplayer, has somehow found a way of becoming a barnacle. He blocks and blocks as Hendricks probes, and would be gone if du Plessis had posted a short leg.

Meanwhile Jon Sen has spotted something.“Just noticed from the link you shared [30th over] that in the FoW, Cricinfo refer to ‘Sir Alistair Cook’, which is somehow comforting and totally appropriate for the man, as is the stand we’ve just witnessed.” So, which are you expecting first – Sir Zak or Sir Dom?

36th over: England 117-2 (Denly 1, Root 1) So the young openers finally show their inexperience by getting out, to ordinary deliveries, in quick succession. One more wicket and South Africa will be right back in this. Not that Faf seems to realise it: he greets Joe Root with a cover sweeper, when he should surely have a second gully.

Just when he was looking so good, Crawley goes and blows it with a pointless waft at the first ball of a new spell by Philander, and gives a simple catch to first slip. That cluster of wickets may be under way.

35th over: England 116-1 (Crawley 66, Denly 1) Hendricks decides that the short ball which did for Sibley is worth another go, and Crawley pulls it, off the front foot, for four. Coming after all those mistimed pulls, that may well be the shot of the day.

34th over: England 110-1 (Crawley 61, Denly 1) Denly gets off the mark with a nudge to leg off Paterson, while Crawley keeps cruising along with a couple of singles. And Philander, shying at the stumps, manages to hit Paterson in the small of the back, which rather sums up South Africa’s day so far. To my untrained eye, this pitch is like a quicker version of Headingley – there’s plenty in it for everyone, and you could well see wickets falling in clusters.

33rd over: England 107-1 (Crawley 59, Denly 0) Joe Denly starts as he means to go on, with a couple of leaves. Can he see his Kent team-mate to a first Test hundred?

The breakthrough! Hendricks digs it in, from round the wicket, and Sibley, fencing, can only nick it down the legside. That’s Hendricks’ first test wicket, and a rather bathetic end to a fine opening stand.

32nd over: England 106-0 (Crawley 58, Sibley 44) Faf du Plessis goes back to Dane Paterson, who was the best of the bowlers this morning, not that it’s saying much. He starts tidily before handing Sibley a gimme, too short and wide of off. “When you’ve got Sibley scoring behind square,” says Shaun Pollock, “you know you’ve missed your areas.”

31st over: England 102-0 (Crawley 58, Sibley 40) Beuran Hendricks reopens the proceedings and immediately beats Crawley, who flashes at a back-of-a-length ball outside off. Faced with a similar delivery later in the over, he pulls for a single, showing again that he’s not the type to be once beaten, twice shy.

A good question from Eddy Richards, to go with a cup of tea.“Have England gone from zero openers to three in the space of a couple of months? In the interests of irony, no doubt we’ll suddenly lose all our all-rounders!”

30th over: England 100-0 (Crawley 57, Sibley 39) Crawley takes a single off Nortje, and Sibley clips for four through square leg to bring up the hundred partnership. That’s lunch– a suitable way to round off a dream of a session for England, and their first opening stand of a hundred in 70 Test innings, since Cook and Jennings found a decent response to India scoring 750 just over three long years ago. It’s been a case of Sibley, Crawley, quickly but surely. See you shortly.

29th over: England 95-0 (Crawley 56, Sibley 35) As if a blow to the groin wasn’t bad enough, Sibley is in some discomfort against Hendricks. The left-arm-over angle has him falling over to the off side, which leads to an LBW shout (not out, pitching outside leg) and then a near-yorking as Sibley trips himself up. With feet like that, he could get a game for Manchester United.

28th over: England 89-0 (Crawley 56, Sibley 29) After several minutes, Crawley takes a new helmet from Jonny Bairstow and re-enters the fray. I do hope he’s all right. Nortje greets him with another bouncer, in the great tradition of the nasty fasty, but it’s so high that it’s called a wide.

Meanwhile Ian Forth has a thought about England’s sudden surplus of top-order batsmen. “Though Denly has been admirable in the last year, I wonder if he is the most likely to give way, given age and limitations, leaving a Sibley, Burns, Crawley top 3 for the next few years. Of course, it could easily be Jennings, Hameed, Duckett in a year’s time - what do I know?”

Mid-28th over: England 88-0 (Crawley 56, Sibley 29) At last, a well-aimed bouncer from SA, bowled by the pacey Nortje. It’s rather too well-aimed for Crawley, who plays a hook, misses, and takes a blow flush on the helmet, above his eyes. He’s still standing, and seems OK, but there’s a delay for the usual concussion tests.

“You seem to be forgetting,” says Paul Haynes, “that most of us have no access to viewing the cricket, which is why we follow it via your live reporting. Exciting cricket is terrible, as we non-viewers are missing out on the action, but if it’s a bit boring, then the investment of refreshing or checking every 10 minutes gets a fair return. A boring century is thus better for the OBO enthusiast who doesn’t need to watch it. Personally, apart from the 2019 World Cup final, I haven’t seen a game of cricket since 2005!” That is quite a record.

27th over: England 88-0 (Crawley 56, Sibley 29) Beuran Hendricks returns after making a decent start to his Test career with the new ball. But he too comes bearing gifts – a half-volley which Crawley punches back past him with great confidence, and a short one which Crawley can’t quite time or place. If he had played the pull as crisply as the drive, he’d be on 80 by now.

26th over: England 83-0 (Crawley 51, Sibley 29) A couple of singles off Nortje, whose over ends with Sibley taking a nip-backer in the groin. He winces, and the whole world winces with him.

25th over: England 81-0 (Crawley 50, Sibley 28) Sibley celebrates his mate’s landmark with an on-drive for four as Pretorius gets too floaty again. One of the hopeful signs for this new-look England is the pleasure they take in each other’s achievements. Sibley and Crawley will soon be competing for one slot as Burns’s opening partner, but they’re not letting that get in the way of the team’s interests.

Zak Crawley goes to his first Test fifty with a single to backward point off Pretorius. It was a leading edge, so perhaps his worst shot of the day. More importantly, he has nine fours and “has got his tempo spot-on,” as Nasser says. And he won’t be 22 till next week.

24th over: England 75-0 (Crawley 49, Sibley 23) Nortje goes wide on the crease and beats Sibley, poking uncertainly at a lifter. When you see Sibley play outside off stump, you wonder how on earth he managed to score a Test century.

23rd over: England 74-0 (Crawley 49, Sibley 23) And... ACTION! Pretorius, who has at least been frugal so far, suddenly hands out some freebies. Crawley thumps one half-volley through the covers, another past midwicket, and a third back past the bowler. The second one took Crawley to 45, his highest Test score. He just keeps going up, so no wonder he likes it at altitude.

“Over 18, Dane and Dwaine bowling together...” says Dan Silk. “Please say they’re bowling dibbly-dobblies? At the very least we need Dwaine’s Dibbly.”

22nd over: England 62-0 (Crawley 37, Sibley 23) Back comes Anrich Nortje, after a bad start and a stint on the Nortje step. He does better, stringing a few dots together and then squeezing a semi-false stroke out of Sibley, who fends awkwardly close to gully and gets a streaky four.

“I’m sure,” says Alan Shillitoe, “there’s a Red Dwarf joke to be had from Dwaine-Sibley somewhere, but I can’t quite find it!”

21st over: England 57-0 (Crawley 36, Sibley 19) An edge! As Paterson bowls Crawley something resembling a leg-cutter, and it doesn’t carry to slip. Both the ball, and the stroke, could have been flown in from Port Elizabeth. Crawley then takes another single with a pull, to round off the most exciting over I’ve covered today.

20th over: England 56-0 (Crawley 35, Sibley 19) Another single for Crawley. That’s 19 off the last ten overs, following 37 off the first 10. We may have a new world record time for a Test match going to sleep.

And here’s Kim Thonger. “I see Brian Withington’s sentimental moment earlier about life-affirming cover drives [10th over] and raise him John Arlott’s description of Clive Lloyd’s ‘murderous hitting’, which John likened to ‘a man knocking a thistle top with a walking stick.’ Anyone who has been on a country walk in England in the summer and not daydreamed about Clive Lloyd’s strokeplay, while gaily clubbing innocent thistles to death, has not lived.”

19th over: England 55-0 (Crawley 34, Sibley 19) Paterson gets away with a half-tracker to Crawley, who can only help it round the corner for a single. SA have managed to dry up the scoring, but what they really need is a wicket.

18th over: England 54-0 (Crawley 33, Sibley 19) A change at the other end as Pretorius replaces Philander. It’s a maiden, to Sibley, but more interestingly we have a Dane and a Dwaine bowling together. And neither has a middle name.

17th over: England 54-0 (Crawley 33, Sibley 19) Faf sticks with Dane Paterson, who has been doing Philander’s job for him, landing the ball on a length. But now he drops short and Zak Crawley cashes in with a cut for four. Paterson responds well, with a jaffa that goes just past the outside edge. England could easily be 44 for three.

Thanks Rob, afternoon everyone. Well, this is a funny one – two rookie openers finding it easy against the great Vernon Philander on his favourite surface. Perhaps he’s got something in his eye.

That’s it from me. Tim de Lisle will be with you for the rest of the day – you can email him on tim.delisle.casual@theguardian.com or tweet @TimdeLisle. Thanks for your company, bye!

16th over: England 50-0 (Crawley 29, Sibley 19) Sibley plays the shot of the day so far, driving Philander emphatically to the left of mid-on for four. The next delivery hits the seam and snaps past the outside edge. A good comeback from Philander, but the first hour and a bit belonged to England. That’s drinks.

15th over: England 44-0 (Crawley 29, Sibley 13) A rare loose stroke from Crawley, who fishes outside off at Paterson and is beaten. He knew it was a nothing shot before he had finished playing it. A maiden.

14th over: England 44-0 (Crawley 29, Sibley 13) England’s openers have been able to leave a lot of deliveries with confidence, which is unusual against Philander in particular.

13th over: England 42-0 (Crawley 28, Sibley 12) Dane Paterson replaces Anrich Nortje, whose two overs were slapped for 16 by Zak Crawley. He finds a bit of movement away from Crawley, who is content to let everything pass outside off stump. He’s played seriously well so far.

“Greetings Rob,” says Sam. “Wondering what your thoughts are on Burns’ return once fit? Crawley looks okay to me (cue mockers) and should he have a decent tour in Sri Lanka he could cause a few headaches around the selection table. Full disclosure, I’m a big fan of Burns. I’d actually have him as skipper and allow Root his head. Whaddyareckon?”

12th over: England 42-0 (Crawley 28, Sibley 12) Vernon Philander returns for his second spell, this time at the other end - and Sibley is caught off a no-ball. Oh, Vern. It was the correct decision, bravely called on the field by Joel Wilson.

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11th over: England 41-0 (Crawley 28, Sibley 12) Crawley plays another superb stroke, clipping Nortje between midwicket and mid-on for four. Even after 11 overs, South Africa urgently need a wicket.

10th over: England 37-0 (Crawley 24, Sibley 12) Hendricks moves round the wicket in an attempt to make Sibley play at more deliveries. He achieves that but not much else. South Africa are struggling here. The pitch is doing much less than expected.

“Rob,” says Brian Withington, “Call me a sentimental old git, but isn’t there something life-affirmingly wonderful about watching (and hearing) genuine cover drives by the likes of young Crawley and Pope?”

9th over: England 37-0 (Crawley 24, Sibley 12) Anrich Nortje replaces Vernon Philander, who bowled a surprisingly tame opening spell of 4-0-12-0. The impressive Crawley crumps his first delivery through midwicket for four - and then drives the fourth ball emphatically to the cover boundary. As England opening batsmen go, he’s very watchable. This has been an almost perfect start for England.

8th over: England 25-0 (Crawley 13, Sibley 11) “I could watch Curtly bowl all day,” says Chris Drew. “Watch as in from a long way away.”

South Africa thought he had given a catch behind when he flicked at a delivery outside leg stump from Hendricks. The umpire Joel Wilson agreed, but Sibley reviewed straight away and replays showed he didn’t touch it.

ENGLAND REVIEW! Sibley has been given out caught behind off Hendricks.

7th over: England 21-0 (Crawley 12, Sibley 8) Crawley has punched some handsome drives off Philander, which is either brave or foolhardy. I’ll let you know in a couple of hours’ time. Thus far he has batted with eyecatching authority, and he gets his second boundary with a dismissive extra-cover drive.

6th over: England 15-0 (Crawley 6, Sibley 8) Sibley gurns as Hendricks runs in to bowl: short, slightly wide and forced through backward point for four. Good shot. South Africa have bowled far too short this morning, Hendricks in particular, and that has helped England get off to an encouraging start. These six overs have surely confirmed that it’s a case of when, not if, England usurp India as the world’s No1 Test team.

“Looking forward to seeing how Root does against the debutant bowler,” begins Matt Dony, sniggering at a punchline he hasn’t even delivered yet. “Hopefully there’ll be a bit of chat on the pitch. I think we all want to hear ‘Hey, Joe’ from Hendricks. I’m here all week. Try the Koeksister.”

5th over: England 11-0 (Crawley 6, Sibley 4) By Philander’s immaculate standards, this has been a slightly loose opening spell. He pitches one up to Crawley, who laces a sweet drive through mid-off for four. Crawley has started beautifully, both in defence and attack.

Great to hear Darren Gough refer to Philander as “Big Vern”. pic.twitter.com/tRRRtXwuj0

4th over: England 7-0 (Crawley 2, Sibley 4) That’s better from Hendricks, a fuller delivery that beats Sibley outside off stump. There’s decent carry in this pitch, which can sometimes seduce people into bowling too short. Better to bowl what Sir Curtly Ambrose called the Perth-fect length.

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3rd over: England 7-0 (Crawley 2, Sibley 4) Crawley leaves a ball from Philander that snaps off the seam to hit him on the pad. It was a safe enough leave on length, though the seam movement may unnerve the England openers. A better over from Philander, who is getting closer to off stump. Crawley’s defensive strokes were also very positive.

This is another great spot from an ersthwhile OBOer.

Beuran Hendricks is South Africa's fifth debutant of the series and, at 29, the youngest of the five

2nd over: England 6-0 (Crawley 2, Sibley 4) The left-arm seamer Beuran Hendricks, making his Test debut, will share the new ball on his home ground. He’s a little short, for the most part, and Sibley gets going with a flick off the hip for four.

Meanwhile, this is a good point from Chris Parker: both Dom Bess and Keshav Maharaj have been dropped despite taking five-fors in the last Test. I wonder when that last happened.

1st over: England 1-0 (Crawley 1, Sibley 0) Crawley drags an inside-edge through square leg to get England off the mark. Sibley then survives a big shout for LBW after pushing outside the line of a nice nipbacker. It was far too high, and Faf du Plessis had no interest in a review.

“I can’t help but feel England are asking for a little bit of trouble with their selection today,” says James Matthews. “Yes, it’s a fast track (by all accounts), but with Wood not having played back to back tests for 18 months and Stokes’ workload already being mountainous, they could find themselves ruing the lack of Dom Bess to hold down an end for 35 overs and give the seamers a breather. Yes, Root’s bowling is improved, but he’s nonetheless far from being a frontline spin option.”

Here we go. Vernon Philander to Zak Crawley.

I think England have made the right decision at the toss, but batting will not be easy this afternoon. There should be enough nip and carry for Vernon Philander to be a handful.

“Joe Root has confirmed that Joe Root will be unavailable?” sniffs Robert Darby.

Sorry, I had Joe Root on the brain. I’ve changed it now to the correct name, Martin McCague.

Both teams have gone in with five seamers and no full-time spinner. Joe Root confirms that Jofra Archer is unavailable because of his elbow problem, so England make only one change: Chris Woakes for Dom Bess.

South Africa bring in the left-arm seamer Beuran Hendricks for his Test debut, one of three changes from the team that lost at Port Elizabeth. Temba Bavuma and Dwaine Pretorius return, with Zubayr Hamza, Keshav Maharaj and the suspended Kagiso Rabada missing out.

Joe Root cites the cracks in this pitch, and his unsuccessful decision to bowl first at Centurion, as the main reasons for batting first. “I banked on losing the toss,” says Faf du Plessis, who has now lost seven in a row. He says he would probably have bowled first.

I really would be tempted to just give up on all this. My opinion is he's been very badly handled, both physically and in the way England people talk about him, as though he's some alien outsider

Play will start at 1.20pm local time (11.20am GMT), with the toss at 1pm.

While we’re down the YouTube rabbit hole...

The pitch Nasser Hussain reckons this is “just a bat-first pitch, but I wouldn’t mind losing the toss”.

Now this is great

Jofra Archer is close to tears at the Wanderers. You don’t need a GCSE in body language to know he has either been left out or, more likely, his elbow injury has flared up.

All the signs are that Jofra Archer is out. He was bowling seriously quick in the run-up to this Test but something seems to have happened this morning

FFS department

Is Jofra Archer in trouble here? Had a lengthy chat with team doctor Anita Biswas just now...

Jofra Archer is now bowling on the outfield along with Mark Wood. It seems England are going to play five seamers, which would reduce the risk of playing both Archer and Wood. I hope they pick both; the opportunity might never arise again.

Weather permitting, play should start around 1.20pm (11.20am GMT). And Mark Wood might be in the England team after all.

The only England cricketer warming up on the outfield at the moment is Mark Wood. Chris Silverwood is watching closely

There will be another inspection at 12.45pm local time, 10.45am in the UK.

There will be a pitch inspection at midday in Johannesburg, 10am UK time.

The internet

You and us both! https://t.co/9cLedvmaIp

Meanwhile, in the BBL, Alex Hales is on one.

Great news from the Bullring! The rain has stopped & ground staff are working hard to give us a match as soon as possible. #SAvENGpic.twitter.com/1Icm9HBn24

The outfield is still pretty wet. But if there’s no more rain - and that’s an iffy if - I suspect we’ll get play within a couple of hours.

“Hello Rob,” says Geoff Wignall. “Much as I enjoy your OBOs, getting paid to sit in London to watch it rain in Johannesburg, while engaging in online chat largely focused on fantasy, reminiscence and hope doesn’t add great weight to all the ‘please give the Guardian some money’ popups. (I know - it’s a tough job, but someone’s gotta ...) Not that I’m in any way jealous.”

Even an OBO writer needs to eat, and bread ‘n’ spread doesn’t come cheap these days. Maybe I should start my own blog for OBOs and 20,000-word pieces on B&H Cup games from the 1990s. Never mind the brand, just give me £10 a year.

If there is play today, it’ll be fascinating to see what happens at the toss. I’m sure South Africa will bowl, as it gives them the best chance of winning the game. England only need a draw, however, so they’ll be tempted to take the less risky option of batting first.

“Knee deep in Derrida at the moment so writing bigly on the transcendental signified,” says Pete Salmon. “Feel like that’s what Hameed is for England now - that thing outside the system that allows the system to function. In this case an imagined future world-beating English team, which always features him. Was it Baudelaire who wrote ‘God is the only being who, in order to rule, does not even need to exist’? I think it was.”

Well I never department

The covers are coming off at the Wanderers...

It was different in those days, part 313214235234982349238

This’s week Spin, written by Simon Burnton, is a cracking read on England’s first Test tour - the trip to Australia in 1876-77.

Related: The Spin | England’s first Test tour: death, brawling, betting and cross-dressing

“Remember when West Brom had that run of managers - Johnny, Ronnie, John, Ron, Ronnie, Ron, Johnny, Nobby, Ron, Ron?” asks Ian Forth. “First Test Australia 2021: Denly, Roy, Vince, Root, Bairstow, Buttler, Archer, Anderson, Leach, Ball, Ormond. Or, if you prefer: Joe, Jason, James, Joe, Jonny, Jos, Jofra, Jimmy, Jack, Jake, Jimmy. I mean, Jimmy Ormond might need to get into some light training next week, but I’ve seen worse teams take the field in Brisbane.”

“If you’re very bored during the rain break,” says Steve Pye, “I wondered if this might interest you. It’s an old blog of mine on the Silk Cut Challenge for all rounders that took place between 1984-87. An interesting concept, it might not have answered the debate regarding who was the best all rounder in the game during the 80s, but it certainly made World of Sport a bit more exciting.”

You had me at ‘old blog’. Who says you can’t give an old blog new hits?

“I like the look of your fantasy England team,” says Andrew Cosgrove. “I was surprised to see that Michael Holding qualifies for England now. I would have thought he was getting on a bit, but that presumably accounts for him bowling spin now.”

“Morning Rob,” says David Horn. “I love that you still hold on to the notion of the wonderfully poised, elegant, wise-beyond-his-years Hameed opening the batting too. I share similar dreams. I’m hoping that his new county turn him into some kind of Kloppian mentality monster and he bangs out the centuries all through April. Any word on where/how he is wintering? Part of my fantasy is that he’s racking up runs in Sydney grade cricket and then putting out bush fires after close of play.”

None at all, I’m afraid, but I can exclusively revel that he turned 23 last week, so he has plenty of time. At that age, I hadn’t even made my Test debut.

No news is bad news Nothing to report. There will be no play before lunch, and possibly none at all today.

In other news, this looks good.

As Australian Cricket faced its greatest test, the world was watching.
You know where this story goes. Find out what it took to get there.#TheTestAmazon streaming March 12 on #AmazonPrimeVideo. pic.twitter.com/KPBuf4t14B

Conditions in Johannesburg are very 1999. If there is any play today, both captains will be tempted to bowl first.

Related: The Spin | Remembering when South Africa reduced England to two for four | Rob Smyth

Rory Burns is in the Sky studio, his moon boot hidden under the table. He’s such a personable bloke; I reckon he’ll be a good pundit.


While it's chucking it down in Johannesburg here's something with Stuart Broad for @guardian_sport on his future and potentially playing another Ashes series https://t.co/fYGPi6XHSj

“Morning Rob, morning all,” says Matt Turland. “This England team provides that one thing that fills me with dread: hope. We have the makings of a solid top 3 (+ a bonus spare player) in Burns, Sibley, Crawley and Denly. Our middle order (the supposed best aspect of this team for a few years now) is actually ‘delivering’ with Root, Stokes and only-just-started-so-don’t-put-too-much-pressure-on-him Pope. And the bowlers have variety in both style and experience. Thankfully, spinner and wicketkeeper still cause a few issues so I can’t completely give in to the seductive bestest team ever vibe just yet.”

They are still a long way from having a team that can win a Test in India or Australia, never mind a series, but I agree that these are hopeful times. What’s not to love about watching young players have the time of their lives?

“Good morning, Rob,” says Eva Maaten. “well, if the England team hasn’t yet left the hotel, we don’t need to leave our house, 10 minutes away from the Wanderers Stadium, either... Still raining here, it doesn’t look as if it will clear up within the next few minutes. We have our cool bag with provisions ready and are poised to rush out at the first glimpse of the sun. Once the weather gets its act together, it should be a great match - always a wonderful atmosphere at the Bullring.”

And usually a cracking pitch.

The word on the street is that both teams will leave out their spinner. And it sounds like England will bring in Chris Woakes and Jofra Archer for Dom Bess and Mark Wood, who has been stiff and sore since his exertions in the third Test. When the match does finally begin around teatime tomorrow, it could be a thrilling dogfight.

This is a brilliant piece on the retiring Vernon Philander

The art of subtle. My tribute to @VDP_24 ahead of his last Test. #SAvENGhttps://t.co/bt3Vey7KJn

Weatherwatch The match was scheduled to start at 8am our time, 10am in Jo’burg, but that isn’t going to happen. The England team haven’t left the hotel yet.

Good morning and welcome to live coverage of the fourth and final Test between South Africa and England at the Wanderers in Johannesburg. Since England won the third Test on Monday, my subconscious has been shoving one particular TV scene to the front my mind. It’s from The Thick of It special Spinners and Losers, in which the prime minister unexpectedly resigns and everyone starts spinning.

Jamie, the other maniacal Scotsman, picks the absurd Cliff Lawton as his stalking horse. When word gets out and he is ridiculed, Jamie, with recourse to a popular four-letter word, tells Cliff that he’s not going to be prime minister – or, for that matter, anything else.

Raining in Johannesburg at the moment with a rather mixed forecast for the first few days I’m afraid. #bbccricket#SAvENGpic.twitter.com/rzd3DSU1SM

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South Africa v England: fourth Test, day two – as it happened

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Mark Wood starred with bat and ball as England took complete control, reducing South Africa to 88-6 after posting 400 in their first innings

Vic Marks’ match report has arrived, so I’ll leave you with that. Thanks for your company - night!

Related: Mark Wood shines with bat and ball as England dominate South Africa

England will have to work exceptionally hard to mess this up. They are in total control after a brilliant second half of the day. At one stage, when England were 318 for nine, the match was nicely poised. Then Mark Wood and Stuart Broad larruped 82 in just 8.2 overs before the bowlers squeezed the life out of South Africa with a relentless performance.

South Africa could only manage 88 runs in 41.5 overs, and they lost six wickets as well. Three of them went to Wood, who is having a helluva time right now, while Chris Woakes bowled beautifully and deserved more than one wicket.

England end a brilliant day with another wicket. Wood jumps wide on the crease and squares Nortje up, with Denly taking a smart catch in the gully. South Africa are in disarray, it’s true, but England bowled with ferocious intent after tea. Woakes and Wood, in particular, were brilliant.

“Never mind Wood’s bowling figures,” says Tom Adam, “he’s averaging 77 with the bat this series!!”

41st over: South Africa 87-5 (de Kock 31, Nortje 6) There should be time for two more overs. Stokes continues to de Kock, who helps a poor delivery round the corner for four more. He is South Africa’s best batsman by a mile, and is just ahead of Stokes as the leading run-scorer in the series.

40th over: South Africa 82-5 (de Kock 26, Nortje 6) In his last two and a bit appearances, Mark Wood has shaved seven runs off his Test bowling average. It was 41.73, it’s now 34.82 - and it almost drops to 34.00 when Nortje is beaten outside off stump. Wood is bowling really sharply, with everything between 89-93 mph in that over.

39th over: South Africa 81-5 (de Kock 25, Nortje 6) Nortje does extremely well to repel a couple of really nasty lifters from Stokes, who is also now hitting 90mph. England are all over South Africa like a cheap metaphor.

38th over: South Africa 78-5 (de Kock 24, Nortje 4) This has been a ruthless bowling performance from England. Anrich Nortje, who doesn’t deserve this, comes in as nightwatchman and flicks his first ball for four. It’s been such a miserable series for South Africa but they have at least discovered a gem in Nortje.

Another one gone! Bavuma edges a sharp delivery from Wood to second slip, where Stokes takes a smart low catch. The umpires go upstairs to check, with a soft signal of out, and replays confirm it was a clean take.

37th over: South Africa 74-4 (de Kock 24, Bavuma 6) Stokes replaces Broad, whose figures of 9-3-13-0 are slightly flattering. He tries to tempt de Kock with a few fuller deliveries angled across him; de Kock declines the offer.

36th over: South Africa 74-4 (de Kock 24, Bavuma 6) Mark Wood replaces Chris Woakes. Quinton de Kock is beaten, chasing a very wide half-volley, and then gets off strike with a single to fine leg. There’s just over half an hour’s play remaining.

Related: Jos Buttler’s batting struggles demand a rethink from England | Chris Stocks

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35th over: South Africa 73-4 (de Kock 23, Bavuma 6) Bavuma is beaten, chasing a wide one from Broad. If South Africa lose any more wickets before the close they will struggle to draw this match, never mind win it.

34th over: South Africa 70-4 (de Kock 21, Bavuma 5)

33rd over: South Africa 70-4 (de Kock 21, Bavuma 5) Broad, who hasn’t been at his best today, goes wider on the crease to beat de Kock with an extravagant leg-cutter. That was beautifully bowled. It feels like there has been a play-and-miss in almost every over of this innings.

“Can I select myself in a What-Might-Have-Been XI (RH Medium-Fast)?” asks Matt Dony. “Had things panned out slightly differently, growing up in different circumstances in a different place with a different level of ability, who knows? Sliding doors, and all that...”

32nd over: South Africa 69-4 (de Kock 21, Bavuma 4) South Africa are in all sorts. Their only hope is to counter-attack and try to unsettle England’s bowlers, who currently have complete control. The best/only man for that job is de Kock, who drives Woakes delightfully through mid-off for four. He has 21 from 20 balls; the rest have scored 48 from 172.

“It must be annoying for some to see Root doing good captaining,” says Ian Copestake. “A bit too much pleasure is taken writing people off. Buttler seems next in the firing line.”

31st over: South Africa 63-4 (de Kock 16, Bavuma 3) There’s a whiff of Joe Denly* about Bavuma’s Test career. He looks an accomplished player, very neat and tidy, yet he averages 31 and has only one century from 39 Tests.

* this, coincidentally, is also the title of my upcoming memoir about writing OBOs for a living

30th over: South Africa 63-4 (de Kock 16, Bavuma 3) The recalled Temba Bavuma square drives his first ball sweetly for three.

Chris Woakes gets the wicket he deserves. He shaped one back sharply to Faf du Plessis, who was hit high on the pad and given out LBW by Rod Tucker. I thought it looked high, and du Plessis reviewed almost straight away, but it was just Umpire’s Call. du Plessis, who was batting with intense determination, has gone for 3 from 29 balls. That ball from Woakes came back a long way; I’m not sure there was much he could have done.

29th over: South Africa 60-3 (du Plessis 3, de Kock 16) Broad replaces Curran. An attempted yorker to de Kock is flicked crisply through midwicket for four. As usual, he is making batting look very easy.

“Hi Rob,” says Bill Hargreaves. “Has the jury reached a decision on Joe Root’s captaincy, yet?”

28th over: South Africa 56-3 (du Plessis 3, de Kock 12) Chris Woakes replaces Ben Stokes, who bowled a relatively loose spell of 4-0-19-1. Not much happens, and that’s drinks.

This is what we’ve been waiting for: Mac Millings’ What Might Have Been XI.

27th over: South Africa 56-3 (du Plessis 3, de Kock 12) Quinton de Kock back cuts Curran for four more. It looks like he has decided to hit his team out of trouble, which makes sense in the circumstances - not least because a similar approach effectively won South Africa the first Test.

“I’d like to suggest Graham Onions for your XI,” says Scott Roberts. “I felt so sorry for him that his international career was so cut short by injury, as in his pomp he had a beautiful action, sending down pitched up 90mph beauties from very tight to the stumps, zipping either way off the deck. He could/should have matched Philander’s international record. Also worthy of a mention is Chris Tremlett, whose career was also hugely curtailed due to injury. At his best he must have been a nightmare to face. Poor lads.”

26th over: South Africa 49-3 (du Plessis 2, de Kock 6) de Kock gets his first boundary with a sumptuous cover drive off Stokes. His timing is quite something.

“Hi Rob,” says Eva Maaten. “I am sure you’re familiar from the Sky coverage with pictures of happy groups of South African fans singing traditional songs - today, one such group is situated straight behind us and while the atmosphere is indeed electric, it feels a bit like one is watching the cricket as a silent movie - nothing can be heard but the singing. I think, I prefer them slightly further away from me... all great fun, though.

25th over: South Africa 43-3 (du Plessis 2, de Kock 0) Faf du Plessis, who has started watchfully, defends throughout another maiden from Curran. du Plessis knows that, if he doesn’t make a century, South Africa will almost certainly lose the series and he will probably lose his job. It’s a great life being an international sportsman.

24th over: South Africa 43-3 (du Plessis 2, de Kock 0) Quinton de Kock, promoted to No5, is greeted by a nasty lifter from Stokes that hits him on the glove. This pitch is starting to look a little uneven.

That Elgar dismissal, meanwhile, was almost surreal. Stokes looked embarrassed that such a bad delivery had taken a wicket. Elgar stood still for ages, trying to work out what the hell he had just done.

This is one of the softest dismissals imaginable. Elgar waves his bat at a short, wide delivery from Stokes and loops it straight to Woakes at point. “No way,” says Mark Nicholas on commentary. “No way. Of all the men in all the world, Dean Elgar has presented England with his wicket.”

23rd over: South Africa 42-2 (Elgar 26, du Plessis 1) The ball is doing more than enough to keep England’s seamers interested. Sam Curran beats Elgar with a sharp lifter to complete another fine over; he has figures of 5-2-4-1.

“OK then,” says Felix Wood. “Here we go. Hameed; Knight; Trott; Hick; Root; Taylor; Buttler; Tudor; Jones; Finn; Panesar.”

22nd over: South Africa 41-2 (Elgar 26, du Plessis 0) Elgar edges Stokes between third slip and gully for four. He is beaten later in the over, fishing instinctively outside off stump. It feels like another wicket could fall at any moment.

“My humble contribution,” says Romeo. “Milburn, Jones A, Romeo (in batting guise), Smith E (so we could fully appreciate his genius), Donald A, Jesty, Kieswetter, Sainsbury, Chapple (aka HSA), Shepherd, Romeo (in bowling guise).”

21st over: South Africa 37-2 (Elgar 22, du Plessis 0) This has been an excellent bowling performance from England, and South Africa are in a deal of trouble now.

Sam Curran replaces Mark Wood, who is hooked despite taking the wicket of Pieter Malan. I think that’s fair enough after a five-over spell, however tempting it must have been to give him one more. And it’s another good decision from Joe Root, because Rassie van der Dussen has gone for a duck!

He curtain-railed a good-length delivery from Curran to the right of second slip, where Stokes took a nonchalant and vaguely brilliant two-handed catch.

20th over: South Africa 37-1 (Elgar 22, van der Dussen 0) Woakes off, Stokes on. His second ball to Elgar is too straight and fizzed through midwicket for four; the fifth is steered to third man for another boundary.

“The struggles of Buttler make me really sad,” says Phil Harrison. “Partly because I love watching him and am convinced there’s a Test player in there somewhere. But also because there’s a subset of English cricket supporters who, I suspect, have been looking forward to being proved right about this. But it’s easy to rewrite history - for about the first year he was back in the team, he was superb. One of the biggest single factors in England’s 2018 win over India and very good against SL later that year too. I think it’s probably time for Foakes - I feel like Buttler’s lost confidence in his defensive technique which partly explains that shot earlier. But my overriding feeling is disappointment about what might have been.”

19th over: South Africa 29-1 (Elgar 13, van der Dussen 0) That was a sizzling delivery from Wood to dismiss Malan: 94mph, perfect line and length and with just enough movement to find the edge.

Wood is given a fifth over, which is fair enough given how menacing he looked in this fourth. And what a good decision it was! He has picked up the wicket of Pieter Malan, who edged a beautiful delivery through to Buttler. It was very close to a no-ball, but Wood just landed behind the line.

Ben Stokes update As expected, he has been fined 15 per cent of his match fee and given one demerit point for yesterday’s contretemps with a South African fan.

18th over: South Africa 28-0 (Elgar 13, Malan 15) Although England would have liked a wicket or two with the new ball, the scoring rate is such that they will feel pretty relaxed. They have bowled pretty well, with excellent discipline, and Woakes (6-3-7-0) has been the pick of the attack. He beats Malan with a fine full-length delivery that straightens past the edge. England went up for caught behind without success. The noise that got them excited was bat on pad.

17th over: South Africa 26-0 (Elgar 12, Malan 14) Malan gets his first boundary, slapping Wood up and over the slips for four. He was hit on the chest by the previous delivery. Wood’s rhythm is much better now, and later in the over Elgar inside-edges a very sharp delivery for four. It brushed the fingertips of Buttler, diving low to his right, but I doubt even Ben Foakes’ No1 fan would call that a chance.

“Bob,” says Mac Millings. “Not a bad shout, that XI, but I have a couple of questions. I get why you’ve got Trescothick in there, but he did play (from memory) 76 Tests, scoring a little under 6,000 at a little under 44, so does he really count? As for Hick, he played (off the top of my head) in 65 Tests, scoring 3,383 runs at 31.32, earning him a place in a different side - the What Actually Was XI. Now Tufnell is a different matter. He played 42 times for England (121 wickets at 37.68), but how different that might have been if he’d had a single captain who trusted him. Also, stick SF Barnes in there, and put Graeme Pollock and Barry Richards in your World XI.”

16th over: South Africa 17-0 (Elgar 8, Malan 9) Oh my. The ball after being edged for the first boundary of the innings, Woakes beats Elgar with a brutish lifter. Then he does it again to complete a superb over.

“Alas,” says Gary Naylor, “I fear Moeen for Tufnell in that XI.”

15th over: South Africa 13-0 (Elgar 4, Malan 9) Wood suddenly jumps wide of the crease to beat Malan with a lovely delivery that straightens sharply off the pitch. It’s another maiden, the seventh of the innings, already.

Here’s Richard Firth’s WMHB XI: “Knight, Stewart (because if he had just been left to be an opener, he would have been amazing), Hick, Fairbrother, Crawley, Ramprakash, Buttler, Headley, S.Jones, Bicknell, Tufnell.”

14th over: South Africa 13-0 (Elgar 4, Malan 9) “Not to be too maudlin,” says Felix Wood, “but Ben Hollioake probably deserves a spot in the What Might Have Been XI.”

In a one-day team, almost certainly, although I never thought he’d make it in Test cricket. That sounds a bit callous, I realise, but there’s no room for sentiment when you’re picking a hypothetical sentimental XI!

13th over: South Africa 13-0 (Elgar 4, Malan 9) Malan, falling over to the off side, inside-edges Wood behind square for a couple. Nothing else to report. Wood’s pace, since you asked, didn’t appear in that over. It felt like he was in the high 80s.

“If Buttler is dropped for the Sri Lanka Tests, does it mark the swiftest unravelling of a coach’s legacy in history?” asks Gary Naylor. “It will be, in Tests anyway, as if Trevor Bayliss never happened. Some of us are not entirely displeased with that.”

“I’ve enjoyed this series immensely, even if Buttler seems destined to join Hameed in my team of what might have been,” says Felix Wood. “Presumably South Africa’s best chance here is to put England’s fragile attack into their fifth spells and then cash in and post 600?”

Oh go on then, here’s my What Might Have Been England XI (off the top of my head, since I started watching Test cricket in 1988): Hameed, Trescothick, Lathwell, Hick, Ramprakash, Maynard, Buttler (wk), Headley, S Jones, Finn, Tufnell.

12th over: South Africa 11-0 (Elgar 4, Malan 7) That’s tea. It was a session of two distinct segments. England biffed 100 from 16.2 overs, including a last-wicket partnership of 82 in 8.2 between Mark Wood and Stuart Broad. Then South Africa’s openerscalmed everything down by adopting the oldfangled method of leaving as many deliveries as possible. See you in 15 minutes for the evening session.

11th over: South Africa 10-0 (Elgar 4, Malan 6) Mark Wood replaces Stuart Broad, who bowled an adequate spell of 5-2-5-0. His first over looks a little stiff, although the speedgun has him peaking at 91mph. Two singles from it.

“That England scorecard - featuring the lowest highest score in a total of 400+ - might be my favourite since this beauty,” says Tom Bowtell. “England scored 304 in the second innings with no fifties and the highest score being Harmison’s 42 at number 11.”

10th over: South Africa 8-0 (Elgar 3, Malan 5) Woakes beats Malan with a fine delivery. He has started well, with a fullish length and a soupçon of outswing. Jeez I love that word. South Africa are going nowhere at the moment, though I doubt that will bother two openers as temperamentally sound as Elgar and Malan.

9th over: South Africa 8-0 (Elgar 3, Malan 5) Broad continues, in fact, and tempts Elgar into a loose stroke well wide of off stump. The ball whistles past the edge through to Buttler.

“I’m an unabashed Foakes Fan,” says Stephen Brown. “In terms of your point about Ed Smith having the reflected glory of Buttler’s 2018; Jos didn’t have the gloves in most (any?) of those games. Surely selectors might be tempted to regain that glory by taking the gloves off him and giving them to Foakes?”

8th over: South Africa 6-0 (Elgar 2, Malan 4) Chris Woakes comes on for Sam Curran, who bowled a good spell of 3-1-3-0 and might switch ends to replace Broad. His first over, to Malan, is a decent range-finder. A maiden.

7th over: South Africa 6-0 (Elgar 2, Malan 4) Malan, tempted into the drive by a fuller delivery from Broad, drags the ball back onto his pads. It’s been a quiet start to the innings - a bit of movement, especially for Curran, but it’s not exactly going off alarming.

6th over: South Africa 5-0 (Elgar 2, Malan 3) The South African openers, Elgar in particular, are playing as little as possible. Curran gives him plenty of opportunity to shoulder arms in that over.

5th over: South Africa 4-0 (Elgar 2, Malan 2) A good over from Broad, who found a better line from round the wicket. His last delivery jagged back to cut Elgar in half; that could easily have found the inside edge and gone back onto the stumps.

“Many thanks to Ian Forth for the Georgics (over 65),” says Stuart Middleton. “The piling of Pelion upon Ossa also appears in The Odyssey (XI.315-16) where the giants Otos and Ephialtes threaten war against the gods ‘and were minded to pile Ossa on Olympos, and above Ossa/ Pelion of the trembling leaves, to climb the sky.’ (trans. Richmond Lattimore).”

4th over: South Africa 2-0 (Elgar 1, Malan 1) Malan shoulders arms to a ball that jags back to hit him on the thigh pad. It was a very safe leave on length. The movement is encouraging, though, and later in the over Malan digs out a lovely inswinging yorker. With the new ball swinging Curran looks a threat, and if Broad has one more poor over I would replace him with Woakes.

3rd over: South Africa 2-0 (Elgar 1, Malan 1) Another maiden from Broad, with Elgar able to leave almost everything. He hasn’t started brilliantly.

“Regarding Ben Foakes and The Ongoing Argument, I guess that if your keeper is only going to score 20 runs, whoever you pick, you might as well pick the best keeper,” says David Horn. “I think whoever gets the gloves in Sri Lanka will be quite revealing of Ed Smith’s flexibility of thought, as much as anything else.”

2nd over: South Africa 2-0 (Elgar 1, Malan 1) Curran’s first ball, wide of Malan’s off stump, curves encouragingly through to the keeper. His fifth is even better, zipping slightly the other way to beat Malan’s crooked defensive grope. That’s an excellent start.

“Helllo,” writes Vigasini Senthil. “I absolutely love following Guardian for live cricket matches. I started watching cricket from last May (starting with the World Cup) and was hooked. Being a typical Indian cricket fan, I don’t know how I switched lanes to England. During the finals, I spent half of the matches at my prayer room. I still vividly remember myself saying to God about how I would stop watching cricket if England didn’t win the World Cup. (I still can’t believe I did this). When they did win, I was way more than happy and a tiny bit emotional too. Now I never miss any T20s, ODIs or Tests. Getting to watch England play (let alone win) makes me so, so happy. Seems like I came at the right time. I’m 15 years old btw.”

1st over: South Africa 0-0 (Elgar 0, Malan 0) Stuart Broad will open the bowling, on the ground where he demolished South Africa to win the 2015-16 series. He starts with a quiet over to Elgar, a maiden. It looks like Sam Curran will share the new ball.

It’ll be interesting to see who takes the new ball for England. I’d go with Woakes and Broad, since you didn’t ask, although it’s also tempting to give it to Mark Wood while he’s still high on his own batting.

Let’s look at those two innings in all their statistical glory:

There have been 15,330 partnerships of fifty or more in Test cricket. At 9.82 runs per over, that was the 11th fastest.

Broad holes out to deep square leg to end a riotous tenth-wicket partnership of 82 in just 8.2 overs.

98th over: England 396-9 (Wood 35, Broad 39) Thanks Tanya, hello everyone. The fun continues after the drinks break, with Hendricks disappearing for another 19! Broad pulled his fourth six over midwicket, Wood lashed his second over extra cover. South Africa’s bowling in the last half hour has been execrable at best.

97th over: England 377-9 (Broad 31, Wood 28) Paterson, stocky, with a Maradona-Aguero-esque low centre of gravity, trundles in and England’s flair boys only manage a couple. That’s drinks, and time for me to hand over to Rob Smyth. Thanks for all the messages this morning, ta-rah!

96th over: England 374-9 (Broad 29, Wood 27) Hendricks finds some control, but they still knock three singles and a wide from the over. You can feel the frustration oozing out of every South African bowler. Broad can’t bat. But yet here he is.

Some wise thoughts from Nat Godden: “It may be hard to precisely measure the Boycott boredom factor (though he was widely regarded as peerless in that area), but those of us with long memories might wonder how these two compare in respect of batting partners run out (for which Sir G was also rather well-known). The figures must be there somewhere. I’d bring that to the equation.

95th over: England 370-9 (Broad 27, Wood 26) With legs miles away from bat, Broad thwacks the off-cutter straight back off Paterson’s head for six and that’s the fifty partnership off 27 balls. It’s Bambi on steroids.

94th over: England 361-9 (Broad 20, Wood 25) Faf spares Nortje’s figures, but spoils Hendricks’. Four, Four, Six as Wood goes big and bootiful over third man, straight and square leg. I think this might be a job for Philander. The partnership is 44 off 24 balls!

93rd over: England 347-9 (Broad 14, Wood 10) Well, fancy that. Broad dispatches Paterson for two sixes. Arms and legs slightly wild, but over the ball goes, this way and that. Thanks very much and Faf looks cross. On the telly, they’re blaming the altitude.

92nd over: England 333-9 (Broad 6, Wood 10) . From nowhere, Broad rediscovers his mojo, purring through the covers off the back foot for four. Off Nortje. Nortje!

Thank you, Chris Howell, “Almost certainly the ‘batsman’ with the worst conversion of fifties to hundreds will be a bowler who could bat a bit, played a load of matches, but never made a hundred. Without looking, it’s probably someone like Warne. Amongst batsmen, the one who comes to mind for this is former NZ captain Stephen Fleming, who made 9 centuries and 46 fifties in 111 tests, averaging just over 40.”

91st over: England 328-9 (Broad 1, Wood 10) Wood takes one look at his teammate quivering in the face of Paterson and slog-swings the ball for six. Axe chop.

90th over: England 318-9 (Broad 0, Wood 1) Rapid stuff from Nortje, including one that surprises Woakes, rearing up from near his toes and ricocheting from glove to leg, before the 91mph wicket-taking ball. Nortje has a broad smile as he is mobbed by his teammates and wanders off to the boundary, floppy hat on head.

A superb catch by du Plessis falling with both hands to his right at second slip and grasping on. Woakes prodded at one that jumped. And just rewards for Nortje, South Africa’s bowler of the series.

89th over: England 315-8 (Woakes 30, Wood 1) Wood somehow survives a beauty from Philander.

Back to Lord’s and that MCC pass fraud:

Declaring an interest as a member (who ‘only’ waited 17 years), my initial reaction is that he could have waited for the Hundred games and got in without even having to put on a tie.

88th over: England 316-8 (Woakes 30, Wood 1) Woakes gets to play the Buttler role, but with less pressure. Which is silly really - why does being a bowler let you off the hook more than being the wicketkeeper? At least the bowler gets a rest. Woakes clips Nortje off his pads for four; Wood evades a bounce by crouching low, rabbit style

Brian Poole has the numbers: “Root is closing in on Boycott’s total Test runs but:

87th over: England 310-8 (Woakes 25, Wood 0) Ooof, by inches, the ball flies short of Faf at second slip off the bat off Wood.

85th over: England 309-8 (Woakes 24, Wood 0) It doesn’t give me any pleasure to write this but in six innings this series, Buttler has not passed 30. However the man many mention in dispatches, Ben Foakes, didn’t have a great season for Surrey last summer - averaging 26. Nortje bowls a rapid maiden.

84th over: England 309-8 (Woakes 24, Wood 0) Reward for Philander in his last Test; not the shot that will give Buttler back his batting bounce. Pressure, what pressure?

Buttler has a wretched hoik and Elgar catches him in the covers, one that billows high into the air and lands over his shoulder.

83rd over: England 307-7 (Woakes 24, Buttler 18) Nortje is hauled back into the attack after his mammoth effort this mornin. Faf using him, as Root has used Archer. The burden of being the best. Five dots then a wristy ruffle to the boundary by Woakes .

82nd over: England 300-7 (Woakes 20, Buttler 18) Philander with the still-new ball, England nurdle three from it.

David Hindle is feeling schoolmasterly: “Nasser Hussain getting to grips with Root. Changing the way he plays after he reaches 50. Show him a video of before and after, from all his failures to convert. Sounds good. For me, Root’s problem is that he thinks he’s better than he actually is. If he could rein it in appropriately, like all the other batsmen in the world who get the hundreds and average over 50, who knows what might happen?”

So many emails! Apologies in advance if I don’t get round to yours.

“Thanks for the mention,” writes Daniel Forman (over 62). “ I should dedicate it to the late Ian Ackland Snow who was one of my companions that day and whose birthday it would have been this week had he not passed away tragically early last year. Ian was a late convert to cricket who got more into the game because his son Ben became obsessed around 2005. He got himself to a decent village standard so that they could spend more quality time playing together. I always find the way it allows parents and kids to play on the same side one of the great and under appreciated pleasures of recreational cricket. Anyway, rest in peace Ackers and happy birthday.”

The first hour belonged to the glorious batting off Pope and Root, the second hour to the persistence of Nortje. The next hour could decide the Test. Time for a quick stretch before anyone else piles Pelion upon Ossa. See you soon.

81st over: England 300-7 (Woakes 19, Buttler 16) Hendricks has the last over before lunch. Woakes goes to cover drive but gets an outside edge and the new ball flies to the backward point boundary. And another one, Buttler this time, who gets an edge that flies a broadsheet wide of second slip. In its short life, the new ball has proved expensive for South Africa. And that is lunch.

81st over: England 291-7 (Woakes 14, Buttler 12) After three deliveries with the old ball, Pretorius takes the new ball, and immediately Woakes shuffle pulls him through mid-wicket for four.

80th over: England 283-7 (Woakes 7, Buttler 11) England playing for lunch, scuffle a couple from Hendricks.

“Always eat fruit when blagging your way in to somewhere you’re not supposed to be, “writes Mark Hooper. “Security always wave through people eating fruit.”

79th over: England 281-7 (Woakes 6, Buttler 10) Buttle watchful, Pretorius accurate. Who will break first? A maiden.

78th over: England 281-7 (Woakes 6, Buttler 10) With the second new ball just two overs away, Nortje gets a (brief?) rest. Faf summons Hendricks, and Woakes dispatches a half-volley through mid-off for four.

“No disrespect to Sam Curran, writes Matthew Doherty, but how comes he comes in before Woakes?”

77th over: England 275-7 (Woakes 1, Buttler 9) Buttler eyes up Pretorius and with stout thigh urges the ball down to long-leg for four.

76th over: England 271-7 (Woakes 1, Buttler 5) The hat-trick ball passes without incident as Woakes ignores it. What tactics now I wonder?

Robert Lewis has the purple swagger of a SW19 blag, “I used to blag my way into the Wimbledon tennis players bar when I sold ice creams at the championships. Easier in those days, almost no security. I’d like to say that I was hoping to meet Anna Kournikova. but Im afraid to say it was a bit longer ago, and so it was Sue Barker.”

75th over: England 269-7 (Woakes 0, Buttler 4) Buttler survies a Pretorius maiden.

Phil Russel writes: If the gods were piling up the mountains to get to heaven then maybe it wasn’t because they were making things harder for themselves but because they like a challenge?

74th over: England 269-7 (Woakes 0, Buttler 4) Nortje stranded on that hat-trick ball actually till the next over. He now has career-best figures of 4-91 - on the hunt for his first Test five-fer. England have suffered a mini-moment, something Jos Buttler is wearily familiar with.

Curran flashes at his first ball outside off stump and de Kock snaffles it. Thanks very much. And Nortje is on a hat-trick!

Root drives at one close to his stumps, and this time Nortje, into his seventh over on the trot, gets his man, neatly caught by de Kock. A delighted bowler and a relieved du Plessis join a happy huddle.

73rd over: England 265-5 (Root 55, Buttler 4) Just one off Pretorius as England take a breather.

72nd over: England 264-5 (Root 54, Buttler 4) Oh gosh. Head in hands emjoi. Nortje steams in, Root drives with an open face and the ball flies towards Faf du Plessis at a kind of second/third slip, but the ball slips into his grasp and, somehow, imperceptibly, slips out again. Much wringing of hands.

Morning Tanya,writes David Horn.“As sad as I am to not be able to witness another Pope century, I’ve got high hopes for Buttler this innings. It felt that in the last test, it was too perfectly set up for him. Runs on the board, license to attack, play your natural game, etc. I always think he’s better - in test matches - when he has to think a bit more. Here, he’s got runs on the board - but not so many as we’re out of sight - he has to support his captain, play himself in, and just think a little bit more. I think we’ll see a classic Buttler innings today. (I’m crossing things to prevent mockers, obvs, but y’know, we’re not a superstitious bunch - we’ll be fine).”

71st over: England 263-5 (Root 53, Buttler 4) Buttler faces three balls from Pretorius. Leaves a couple and shoulders arms to another. It’s making me nervous. C’mon Jos.

A rugby blag to join the collection.

@collinsadam@tjaldred a Welsh friend managed to blag his way into the into a 'Lions Legends' party in Melbourne on the 2013 @lionsrugby tour claiming to be a squad SH from the 80s. Fortunately a few ex-players heard the blag and backed him up to the sceptical security.

70th over: England 262-5 (Root 52, Buttler 4)What a shame for Ollie Pope, he played like a dream. Buttler gets off the mark by creaming Nortje through the covers. The King is dead, long live the king!

On the sofa next to me, my son has stolen my phone and is creating my personal emoji. “ A big nose and facial hair.” Neville Cardus never had to deal with this.

No! The very first ball after drinks is a cracker and Pope dithers, managing only to get an edge onto his stumps which explode in relief.

69th over: England 258-4 (Root 52, Pope 56) Just one run to Pope off Pretorius, thank god of small mercies. Drinks? It must be drinks. England going at an easy just-over-4.5 an over in the first hour.

68th over: England 257-4 (Root 52, Pope 54) I’m afraid I didn’t see a ball of the over, I was too busy reading your emails. Ok, a last word on Pelion upon Ossa - it seems Virgil was quoting Homer - over to you John Starbuck.

“You don’t need a classical education to work out this one, just access to Brewer’s Dictionary of Phrase and Fable, which states:

67th over: England 254-4 (Root 51, Pope 53) A tap to mid-on and Root raises his bat after a charming fifty; master and apprentice slap gloves in the middle. South Africa rue four leg byes. England laidback and on top.

66th over: England 247-4 (Root 49, Pope 52) Joe Root steals from the Ollie Pope playbook, leans back and ramps Nortje down to third man for four. And that’s after pulling him earlier in the over for another boundary. Leaks springing up all over HMS South Africa.

65th over: England 237-4 (Root 40, Pope 51) Paterson is toothless, Root slides him through backward point for four.

Ossa on Pellion part XI: All yours OBOers. Ian Forth: Shakespeare though is quoting Virgil in the Georgics:-“Imponere Pelio Ossam Scilicet, atque Ossae frondosum involvere Olympum.”

64th over: England 232-4 (Root 35, Pope 51) A change of tactics from South Africa, who fancy they can bounce England out - a fly slip comes in and sure enough Nortje boom-bounces Pope first ball, which he whips away. And then, the most dreamy pull, if you can imagine such a thing, all soft angles, down to the boundary to bring up his fifty. Gorgeous. Root then top-edges but the ball falls safely.

63rd over: England 223-4 (Root 33, Pope 45) A double change as Paterson replaces Hendricks and it’s a maiden.

To all those who’ve pointed out that Pelion upon Ossa comes from Hamlet, thank you!

- @tjaldred - Pelion and Ossa turn up in Hamlet:
- Now pile your dust upon the quick and dead,
Till of this flat a mountain you have made,
To o'ertop old Pelion
...
- And, if thou prate of mountains, let them throw
Millions of acres on us, till our ground,
Make Ossa like a wart!

62nd over: England 223-4 (Root 33, Pope 45) Nortje replaces Philander and metaphorically rolls up his sleeves. He sends down a swift one third ball, and Pope does well to avoid edging it. But, this boy laughs in the face of snorters, and next ball pings Nortje through the onside for four.

More blagging rights!

@tjaldred@collinsadam two friends and I once blagged our way into the old players’ bar at Highbury. For about two blissful minutes I was stood having a post match pint next to the centre halves union of Adams, Bould, Pallister and Bruce, before security intervened

61st over: England 216-4 (Root 31, Pope 40) Pope outscoring his captain this morning, though not without the odd small hiccup. He cracks Hendricks to third man, where Paterson fails to spot the ball and it goes through for four.

60th over: England 208-4 (Root 28, Pope 35) Philander solidly reliable this morning, on a length, thundering in. A maiden.

David Gaskell emails in.“Seneca said Anger is brief insanity”.

Or maybe it was Minnie Caldwell in the snug at the Rovers Return.”

59th over: England 208-4 (Root 28, Pope 35) Another moment of Pope gorgeousness as he shapes his bat at an angle to please geometrists and sends Hendricks’ ball skimming back down to the point boundary. A slight hiccup between the wickets but Pope beats Bavuma’s thrown home.

58th over: England 202-4 (Root 27, Pope 30) Philander fining a good line this morning, nipping the ball in to Pope, who scrambles a couple off his pads, and that’s the England 200. Some chaps off pitch relax in a hot tub. It looks a bit of a squeeze. I once read a report about faecal matter in jacuzzis and hot tubs and it put me off for life.

57th over: England 199-4 (Root 27, Pope 27) A snorting lifter from Hendricks, that Root rocks back and avoids gracefully. A maiden.

“Morning Tanya! “Morning Daniel Silverstone! “Looking forward to an interesting day’s play.

56th over: England 199-4 (Root 27, Pope 27) Ollie Pope leans backwards as if he’s going to take the scythe to the long grass and cuts Philander through gully for four. The ball skips away over the green outfield.

From rainy Venice, Nicholas writes, “Piling Pelion upon Ossa? I remember Howard Hodgkin saying the same thing about his art to Susan Sontag, which prompted me to try and locate paints with these names in order to improve my work. Serves me right for not paying more attention during my 4 years of Greek at school!”

55th over: England 195-4 (Root 27, Pope 23) Hendricks finishes off his over from yesterday. Root’s feet get in a bit of tangle early on, but a couple come from a laid-back cut over point.

Adam Collins isn’t the only blagger on the OBO, “Hi Tanya,” writes Zaph Mann, “I’m still stranded in The Empire of The Senseless (Mekons) but seeing Adam Collin’s comment brought to mind my only time I ever saw England live - The Oval - Gower times - after the morning session, watching how people came and went I hung about the members stand and wedged myself between two portly members and engaged in conversation - sure enough I floated in with them - -I then had to adopt the strut of a lawyer (Mark E. Smith) and went up to the top tier and persuaded a camera man to let me look through the -then incredible-zoom lens at Gower. Heaven. Now it’s all vicarious.”

And the players are out in the middle...

From somewhere not in front of the television, Dave Summerfield taps away,“I’m not watching Sky at the moment. If I were, it sounds I’d be taking issue with Nasser. I know he likes defending Rabada, but surely the in-your-face celebration is the kind of inflammatory act that feeds aggressive spectator behaviour ? I guess Nasser is saying that cricketers are human and that you can’t expect them to hide their emotions. Stokes was provoked. Root only provoked by refusing to be out (up to that point).”

To be fair, I don’t think was particularly defending Rabada, just saying he shouldn’t have been punished so harshly . He was almost more exercised by football fans screaming abuse at Raheem Sterling - and he wasn’t talking racist abuse - just the general abuse that people seem to feel is a right when they buy a ticket. He’s right, the combination of a sports ticket and alcohol seems to make people behave in a way they would never consider otherwise.

Play due to start at 845 GMT

Session 1: 8:45-10:45

From Nairobi, Tim writes:

Full disclosure right off the top-- I’m originally from the US and only started watching cricket about 6 months ago towards the end of the group stage of the World Cup. My girlfriend went back to Canada for all of July and day after day of World Cup Cricket was pefect to fill the void... By the end of the Super Over I was hooked and watching the Ashes just cemented cricket as my 3rd favorite sport (behind the real football and ice hockey). What a time to start following English Cricket eh?

My old mucker Adam Collins is incredulous about the tale of the little red book fraud... Jail for that? In 2009, I blagged into the Lord’s members. It was the second day of the Ashes Test and I had a suit on. At lunch, the Queen was being presented to the players so the stewards were distracted. Walking in like we were meant to be there, it turned into quite the afternoon on the tonk when we up in one of the dining rooms by the tea interval, tucking into wine we didn’t pay for. Lock me up! Lock me up!

Naughty Adam. But jail does seem a little harsh...perhaps the judge is still on the waiting list.

Three left-handed openers (Knight, Cook, Burns) chew the fat. Cook points out that because there wasn’t social media and instant judgement when he first started in Test cricket, “I had a year’s grace while people tried to work me out, then I struggled, then I really understood my game.”

Hi Tanya,” writes Ian Forth. Morning Ian! “I wonder which ‘classic mountain’ Sir Alastair Cook had in mind. Table Mountain, I suspect. When I was young I used to watch Coronation Street with my mum. One night Ken Barlow, supping his pint in the Rover’s Return, commented on a character facing a sequence of difficulties that fate was “piling Pelion upon Ossa”. Annie Walker, the landlady, smiled approvingly and they exchanged knowing looks. I don’t want to come over all Boris Johnson, but it is hard to imagine such a phrase getting past the script editor today.”

A passionate defence of Stokes and Rabada by Nasser on Sky who puzzles over why people turn up at football and cricket match to scream abuse at the pros: “Why would you pay good money to abuse someone you admire?Why would you abuse someone doing something you can only dream of doing?”

A little diversion - who knew that you could buy a fake MCC membership card off Ebay? (a link to the original Bournemouth Echo story.)

Man could be jailed for faking Lord's Cricket Ground membership card https://t.co/piApuRFnxx

So please send me your Saturday morning ponderings over a coffee, or perhaps before a parkrun. Apparently Ben Stokes had a meeting with the match referee this morning , but no news yet. Sir Alastair Cook calls it, “a classic mountain out of a molehill.”

This is pretty depressing

England have asked for increased security at the Wanderers. Ashley Giles said: “members of our support staff were subjected to personal abuse during and after the day’s play. We have requested to the venue to ensure security and stewarding are enhanced”

I’ve stumbled downstairs to find the television has already been taken over by Sydney Sixers v Melbourne Renegades.

While we wait for news from Jo’burg, a bit of reading. This was the interview with Kevin Pietersen where he said England needed to treat Jofra Archer better, here is Vic on yesterday’s play

Related: England falter against South Africa after Crawley and Sibley’s stand

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Good morning Johannesburg, Ed Sheeran and anyone else in the frame for some Saturday morning cricket.

By the time you read this, Ben Stokes will have spent a long night of the soul chewing over his “foul-mouthed altercation” with the mouthy glasses wearing fan he invited outside, after having a thrash at Nortje and being caught for two.

Related: Ben Stokes apologises for foul-mouthed tirade at fan after ‘Ed Sheeran’ jibe

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49th over: South Africa 123-7 (de Kock 43, Pretorius 20) Pretorius softens his hands to guide Broad to the third man boundary.South Africa need 201 to avoid the follow on, though I’m almost certain England won’t enforce it anyway.

“Good morning Rob,” says Kim Thonger. “I noticed numerous quotes yesterday, mostly in Latin, attributed to Virgil. This reminded me that Michael Vaughan was apparently nicknamed ‘Virgil’ for his likeness to the Thunderbirds character, whose specialist expertise of course included demolition, heavy lifting and logistics, but not, to my knowledge, Latin.”

48th over: South Africa 119-7 (de Kock 43, Pretorius 16) A short blast of hot hot heat from Wood. An excellent short ball to de Kock takes a leading edge and lands safely in front of Wood. He follows that with a full-length ball that finds the edge and flies through the vacant third slip area for four.

“Such is Mark Wood’s charisma that I give an extra two pounds to the Big Issue seller who bears an extremely striking resemblance to him,” says James Debens. “You know, the one with the immaculate dentistry who stands outside Co-op and has an iPhone XR that he checks on the sly (a self-confessed player of the OBO perhaps)?”

47th over: South Africa 113-7 (de Kock 37, Pretorius 16) Broad replaces Woakes and almost strikes with his first ball, which de Kock edges a fraction short of first slip. Then Pretorius, who has started imperiously, drives Broad to the cover boundary with a flourish. He has 16 from 11 balls.

“Hi Rob,” says Bill Hargreaves. “Jolly good morning to you. I’m christening a new tea pot - with pictures of cows on the side. That is a lovely interview between Ward, Wood and Broad. (Lovely name for a legal practice, too.) It might be naive of me, but I think I enjoy watching a victory if I think the chaps have conducted themselves decently, although I’m totally against judgement (part of my profession), if that isn’t an oxymoron. I think that all possible misdemeanours should be judged against: 1) was it premeditated 2) was it done to attempt to gain competitive advantage. Any issue not gaining both strikes should be struck off, especially when the chap apologises as nicely as Ben Stokes did.”

46th over: South Africa 108-7 (de Kock 36, Pretorius 12) I don’t know about you, but I assumed Mark Wood’s Test career was over, so this is such an uplifting development. He’s getting on a wee bit - he turned 30 earlier in the month - but he’s now a serious option for the tours of India and Australia next year. If he can play three of the five Tests in each of those series, England will be very happy. They might even win a game!

Back in the year 2020, de Kock drives Wood confidently for three. Pretorius sees that stroke and raises it with a lovely drive for four. With a first-class average of 37.50, he’s a bit overqualified to beat at No9.

45th over: South Africa 100-7 (de Kock 33, Pretorius 7) Pretorius thumps Woakes through mid-off for four. And why not?

44th over: South Africa 95-7 (de Kock 33, Pretorius 2) Wood bowls a maiden to de Kock. Decent pace, mainly in the high 80s. He’ll be desperate for another five-for this morning.

“‘Internally I was buzzing but externally you’ve got to act cool, tap the pitch and stuff like that,’” says Abhijato Sensarma, quoting Mark Wood’s interview before play. “This reminds me of the time my club sent me out as a 10-year-old pinch-hitting opener. I was the youngest guy in the side and their regular No11. So when almost an hour later I was the last to be dismissed after making a stoic 20-something while all the adolescents collapsed at the other end, I received a thousand unlikely pats on my back for my batting. The opposition collapsed too, but eventually won with only a wicket to spare. It was terrible cricket, yet it was wonderful.”

43rd over: South Africa 95-7 (de Kock 33, Pretorius 2) South Africa are a mess. It’s sad to see, and also a little bewildering given how well they played in the first two Tests.

Chris Woakes will open the bowling, a nice reward for a high-class performance yesterday. And he needs only three balls to take the first wicket of the day! It was a poor delivery in truth, well outside leg stump, but Woakes won’t care. Philander tried to help it on its way, was through the shot too early and got a leading edge to mid-off.

42nd over: South Africa 88-6 (de Kock 32, Philander 0) Wood has one delivery remaining of his ninth over, having dismissed Nortje with the last ball of yesterday’s play. He bowls it to the new batsman Vernon Philander, who defends solidly.

Mark Wood makes the world a better place department

There’s a lovely interview with Wood and Stuart Broad on Sky right now.

Some pre-match reading

Related: Rampant Mark Wood revels in England impact after injury woes

Morning. Even the pessimists think this is a done deal. England were so dominant yesterday that it’s hard to see anything other than a third consecutive victory. If that happens, it will be the first time since the 1954-55 Ashes that England have come from behind to win an overseas series 3-1.

Then, as now, one of the stars was an injury-prone fast bowler. Mark Wood doesn’t sledge people by quoting Wordsworth, as Frank Tyson did, but they do have the same appetite for destruction and ability to bowl in excess of 95mph. And although his record is nowhere near as good - Tyson averaged 18.56 from his 17 Tests - Wood’s performances since his recall in St Lucia last year have evoked the mythical devastation of Tyson in that Ashes series.

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